Dallas "researchers" out to scientifically prove biblical version of creation

Posted 16 August 2014 by

The scare quotes are my gloss, but that is the headline of a credulous Dallas Morning News article on the "research" being conducted at the Institute for Creation "Research." The article quotes Pat Robertson to the effect that it is silly – or, rather, looks silly – to deny the clear geologic record, but mostly the author appears to take the "research" seriously. Indeed, he makes the point that Charity Navigator gives ICR a 3-star rating, which, to my mind, means only that they waste contributions efficiently. Buried at the tail end of the article, no doubt for "balance" (using a lot of scare quotes today; sorry), the author interviews Ron Wetherington, an anthropologist at Southern Methodist University. Professor Wetherington observes, correctly, that ICR puts the cart before the horse:

The problem is, they're not scientists. They cherry-pick data in order to use it to justify the Genesis account of creation.

Sure enough, the ICR scientists claim that spiral galaxies, ocean salinity, and the (surprising) existence of soft tissue in dinosaur bones are clear evidence against what they call evolutionary naturalism. Real scientists, notes Prof. Wetherington, constantly test their hypotheses, rather than simply "line up facts to support a hypothesis." Professor Wetherington is careful not to disparage anyone else's religion, which I suppose is a laudable position. But frankly when a scientist's religion teaches something that is contrary to known fact and by his own admission prevents that scientist from getting a real job in a real research laboratory, then maybe it is time to admit that it is the religious view, not the science, that needs drastic modification. Acknowledgment. Thanks are due again to Alert Reader for providing the link.

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https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawnKupVGX70N9ZsvLu8iScIzWpyVj8bds_Q · 16 August 2014

As the recent Rough Guide series on Heliocentricity points out: http://thonyc.wordpress.com/

1) The Bible was wrong about the solar system when read literally.
and/or
2) Theologians did not know how to interpret the Bible when it discussed how the universe worked.

The conclusions are don't trust the Bible when it comes to explaining nature, don't trust theologians when explaining the Bible, and if theologians (who are supposed to be experts) don't know what they are talking about, then you can hardly expect a layperson to know anything either.

https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 16 August 2014

“All scientists have a philosophy that guides their interpretation of the evidence,” said Lisle.
But not all have a philosophy that dictates their interpretation of the evidence. ICR does.
“Most secular scientists are not even aware what their philosophy is — they tend to inherit it like the measles, from whatever their professors taught them.
Which indicates that it's not exactly a dogma that must be served, rather, a way of looking at the world that simply has worked rather well for science. Or, to put it even more pointedly, scientists who study evolution merely share the views of other scientists doing good work.
But we find that when we interpret the data through biblical lenses, it fits very well and makes sense.”
You only have to ignore masses of evidence that goes against in order it to do so. Glen Davidosn

Mike Elzinga · 16 August 2014

From that Dallas Morning News article:

Jason Lisle, an astrophysicist and the research director at ICR, said he has no chance of winning a Nobel Prize, even if he makes a groundbreaking discovery. Secular scientists, he said, would never bestow the field’s highest honor on a creationist.

This is pretty clear evidence of science envy on the part of YECs. They want desperately to be recognized as top gurus of the science community; and they think it is unfair that they are not. Lisle shows that they stew about this constantly; they lust for fame and recognition but can’t get it. It’s not about the science for them; it’s about being a feared and revered authority figure.

harold · 16 August 2014

I find it incredibly obnoxious when people who don't care about the evidence, mention the evidence only to attempt to rationalize it away, and don't even bother to attempt to rationalize it away in a complete or fair manner, claim to be "interpreting" the evidence.

If your opinion is fixed no matter what evidence is found, then you don't care about the evidence.

If you know in advance that no evidence can ever change your opinion, if you "know" in advance that any evidence that casts doubt on your position "must be wrong" no matter what, then you don't care about, or need, any evidence.

harold · 16 August 2014

Mike Elzinga said: From that Dallas Morning News article:

Jason Lisle, an astrophysicist and the research director at ICR, said he has no chance of winning a Nobel Prize, even if he makes a groundbreaking discovery. Secular scientists, he said, would never bestow the field’s highest honor on a creationist.

This is pretty clear evidence of science envy on the part of YECs. They want desperately to be recognized as top gurus of the science community; and they think it is unfair that they are not. Lisle shows that they stew about this constantly; they lust for fame and recognition but can’t get it. It’s not about the science for them; it’s about being a feared and revered authority figure.
Yes, this tells you almost everything you need to know about Lisle's personality. The few quotes I've heard from him have all had a tone of whining narcissism. The mean world just won't bow to his utter superiority. No fair. It's fairly shocking that someone who went through an actual PhD program would still be narcissistic and naive enough to perceive the "Nobel prize" as some kind of routine designation for groundbreaking discoveries. I suppose it depends on how you define "groundbreaking", but no matter how you do, there are a lot more worthy discoveries than Nobel prize slots. And each of those discoveries has at least dozens of people who made major contributions toward it. Jason Lisle is set for life in a wingnut welfare position that pays more, is more secure, and requires far less work than, an actual academic or industry job doing physics. But all he can do is whine. (To be fair, though, some wingnut welfare recipients are quite grateful for their lot, and a fair number even seem to get the joke. Lisle is a mainstream right wing creationist but also has some "lone narcissistic crackpot" tendencies.)

Henry J · 16 August 2014

Dallas “researchers” out to scientifically prove biblical version of creation

Which one, chapter 1, or chapter 2?

stevaroni · 16 August 2014

"All scientists have a philosophy that guides their interpretation of the evidence," said Lisle.
This is true. The philosophy is "This is my purported fact. I have tested it and I believe it to be objectively true. I understand that others will test it also, and I fully understand they will call 'horseshit' on me if they find my evidence lacking". This has been shown to be a somewhat more robust approach than ""This is my purported fact. I expect you to believe it in the absence of any evidence because my God tells me it is correct".

DS · 16 August 2014

Well first of all, research is done to test hypotheses, not to try to prove that your pet ideas are correct. Second, does that article mention any actual, you know, research? What laboratory space do they have? What equipment do they use? What projects are they doing? WHat kinds of data are they gathering? How are they doing data analysis? WHere are they publishing their findings? Wait, let me guess. They only publish in their own in-house publication. Well why didn't you say so in the first place? Case closed.

Mike Elzinga · 16 August 2014

harold said: Jason Lisle is set for life in a wingnut welfare position that pays more, is more secure, and requires far less work than, an actual academic or industry job doing physics. But all he can do is whine.
ID/creationists are no different in temperament from any other crackpot. They all want to be celebrities, and they all seek to achieve this status on a public stage in debates with real, high-profile working scientists. Ken Ham and his staff were wetting their pants to get a debate with Bill Nye; and they have been milking that debate for all they can get out of it ever since. Crackpots who show up at colloquia or seminars on university campuses, or at professional meetings, will seek to draw attention to themselves by arguing with the speakers. They will doggedly pursue anyone who gives them any polite attention. Crackpots will join discussion groups on the Internet; then argue with experts as though they are themselves experts. They believe themselves to be jilted geniuses who are being persecuted for their genius. Crackpots have their own "correct" versions of "science;" real scientists are wrong in their eyes. Crackpots all have some "profound" new principle or discovery they are pushing; and they give their principles names. ID/creationists are no different in this respect. I think most, if not all, the ID/creationists guru wannabes have this narcissistic personality trait and lust for celebrity status. They want to be obsequiously fawned over. We see it in all the members of the staff at the DI, at AiG, and the ICR. We see it with the pontificating regulars over UD.

stevaroni · 16 August 2014

Scientists who sign on with ICR know there is no turning back. They’ll probably never be hired again to work in academia, or at a government-sponsored lab.

Shocking. Also, a scandalously low number of those who loudly espouse a flat earth will ever get through the interview to become a professional navigator.

TomS · 16 August 2014

Sure enough, the ICR scientists claim that spiral galaxies, ocean salinity, and the (surprising) existence of soft tissue in dinosaur bones are clear evidence against what they call evolutionary naturalism.
Sure enough, it's "Something, somewhere, something is wrong with evolutionary naturalism." Never are we going to hear about what does happen, how or why. But as long as the creationists can distract attention from the lack of any alternative, why should they do any work?

Henry J · 16 August 2014

Jason Lisle is set for life in a wingnut welfare position that pays more, is more secure, and requires far less work than, an actual academic or industry job doing physics. But all he can do is whine.

Isn't that one of the listed duties of that job?

harold · 16 August 2014

Mike Elzinga said:
harold said: Jason Lisle is set for life in a wingnut welfare position that pays more, is more secure, and requires far less work than, an actual academic or industry job doing physics. But all he can do is whine.
ID/creationists are no different in temperament from any other crackpot. They all want to be celebrities, and they all seek to achieve this status on a public stage in debates with real, high-profile working scientists. Ken Ham and his staff were wetting their pants to get a debate with Bill Nye; and they have been milking that debate for all they can get out of it ever since. Crackpots who show up at colloquia or seminars on university campuses, or at professional meetings, will seek to draw attention to themselves by arguing with the speakers. They will doggedly pursue anyone who gives them any polite attention. Crackpots will join discussion groups on the Internet; then argue with experts as though they are themselves experts. They believe themselves to be jilted geniuses who are being persecuted for their genius. Crackpots have their own "correct" versions of "science;" real scientists are wrong in their eyes. Crackpots all have some "profound" new principle or discovery they are pushing; and they give their principles names. ID/creationists are no different in this respect. I think most, if not all, the ID/creationists guru wannabes have this narcissistic personality trait and lust for celebrity status. They want to be obsequiously fawned over. We see it in all the members of the staff at the DI, at AiG, and the ICR. We see it with the pontificating regulars over UD.
Needless to say I agree. However, I do distinguish between two groups of people with elements of this personality type. Professional creationists are certainly narcissistic crackpots in their way, but they have chosen to defend a crackpot stance that is the dogma/official propaganda of a large social/religious movement with many wealthy members. Therefore they are often well paid for their efforts, however repetitive, derivative, dissembling, and verbose those efforts may be. A less crafty or less lucky group of people is the group of crackpots who adhere to their own unique wrong idea, which is usually not endorsed by a group of wealthy authoritarians. Although they may dream of great wealth, these crackpots waste vast amounts of their own time and money, and frequently impoverish themselves. This is in contrast to say, Jason Lisle or Casey Luskin, who have figured out how to make good money. Another difference is that Lisle and Luskin would seldom bother to attend a seminar or dispute with scientists directly (or if they do attend something might do so rather surreptitiously, certainly not putting out their own views in an actual critical venue). Rather, they will mis-represent science in a creationist venue, typically without the knowledge of the scientists they mis-represent. I'm not saying which of these types is worse, because the self-funded variety may tend to become stalkers and so on. And of course, there is undeniable overlap between these categories. Lisle is pretty much in the paid, crafty creationist camp, though.

harold · 16 August 2014

If Lisle actually had positive evidence for creationism, he would, of course, have taken a real physics job after his PhD, and doggedly ground out high quality research supporting that.

It's true that he might have to write a grant on some non-controversial topic at the beginning of his career, but if the positive evidence to support creationism was there, he'd be pursuing it in a venue where he could get access to resources.

Working at some creationist web site is effectively a concession that he doesn't want to deal with the real evidence.

KlausH · 16 August 2014

The oddest thing, here, is that Dallas is a very liberal city, one of the last Dixiecrat strongholds.

Mike Elzinga · 16 August 2014

harold said: And of course, there is undeniable overlap between these categories. Lisle is pretty much in the paid, crafty creationist camp, though.
The Department of Biological Sciences at Lehigh University did the right thing in posting a disclaimer about Behe on their website. I hope that disclaimer has had a cooling effect on the pursuit of secular academic positions by ID/creationists. It will be interesting to see if Ball State comes to regret its hiring of a couple of ID/creationists. Gonzalez didn"t generate any research at Iowa State; and it is unlikely he will be any more successful at Ball State. Hedin may have the same difficulty in the long haul. However, Ball State is not a major research university by any measure; so bringing in research money may not be as important in getting tenure there. Lisle is so far out of it that he won't ever land a position at a secular university. I suspect that you are correct that he is set for life at the ICR; unless, of course, he has a sectarian falling out with the Morris brothers. "Director of Research" at the Institute for Creation Research probably sounds quite impressive in his world.

https://me.yahoo.com/a/frMDCaIbpMt1OtPsRcngV4NkF0AFwA--#fd199 · 16 August 2014

KlausH said: The oddest thing, here, is that Dallas is a very liberal city, one of the last Dixiecrat strongholds.
Dallas itself is very liberal, but it is surrounded by some of the most solidly conservative counties in the state. I live just to the north where all the elections are decided during the Republican primaries.

Doc Bill · 16 August 2014

If you want to read some of the stupidest comments ever, check out the comment section on that article. Every kook, crank, crackpot and religious nutter in Texas is on full display.

And you wonder why we have a hard time establishing decent science education standards in this state. These people are why. Totally clueless, uneducated, religious sociopaths who vote! Well, we get what we vote for and so long as reasonable independents and educated people sit at home during school board elections, this is what we're going to get. Nuts and whack-o's.

harold · 16 August 2014

Mike Elzinga said:
harold said: And of course, there is undeniable overlap between these categories. Lisle is pretty much in the paid, crafty creationist camp, though.
The Department of Biological Sciences at Lehigh University did the right thing in posting a disclaimer about Behe on their website. I hope that disclaimer has had a cooling effect on the pursuit of secular academic positions by ID/creationists. It will be interesting to see if Ball State comes to regret its hiring of a couple of ID/creationists. Gonzalez didn"t generate any research at Iowa State; and it is unlikely he will be any more successful at Ball State. Hedin may have the same difficulty in the long haul. However, Ball State is not a major research university by any measure; so bringing in research money may not be as important in getting tenure there. Lisle is so far out of it that he won't ever land a position at a secular university. I suspect that you are correct that he is set for life at the ICR; unless, of course, he has a sectarian falling out with the Morris brothers. "Director of Research" at the Institute for Creation Research probably sounds quite impressive in his world.
The Ball State situation is pretty upsetting to me, though. Lehigh is, first of all, a private institution. Second of all, Lehigh didn't deliberately hire an ID/creationist. Behe is one of the most patient of all the ID types. The standard move, for the few who do get a secular PhD, is the Lisle/Wells move - denounce your own education the instant the PhD has been awarded and run away to a cushy wingnut welfare job in Creationist Land. Behe pretended to be a scientist for quite a bit longer than that. The ones who try to ensconce themselves at mainstream universities are actually the real believers, suffering somewhat for the cause. Sure, Behe has a do-nothing job at Lehigh, but he'd probably make even more money to do nothing at a right wing think tank. Dembski made huge efforts to associate himself with mainstream academia. Kenyon is the original one. They're the ones who are trying to continuously associate the name of some mainstream university with ID/creationism. Of course Lisle is "Harvard" educated, if I recall correctly, but very few people are fooled by "Institute for Creation Research". Yes, it does sound wonderful in his world, but it doesn't fool anyone who isn't already in his world. Ball State is not MIT, but it has been a solid institution in the past, and it's funded by the taxpayers to provide education to American students. Taxpayers of all religions. It's beyond disgraceful that a bigot has brazenly ensconced himself and is hiring science denying "scientists" to push religion at taxpayer expense. I wonder why Lisle left AIG for ICR. It may well have been a falling out. Ken Ham is known for not having a pleasant personality, and Lisle doesn't seem to be a smiley sort either. On the other hand, he may simply have been "poached" (even if Ham now claims otherwise). As you noted, creationists crave mainstream credentials. His Harvard PhD is worth a lot more, economically, in right fantasy land, than it is in mainstream academia. In academia he'd be a post-doc or assistant professor. Industry might pay him what he can get at ICR, but they'd work him a LOT harder for it.

jotqom · 16 August 2014

Uno problemo!

One problem!

Un problema!

The logic of both most of the Bible and Academia Evolution, is wrong, absurd, too simplistic, and naive...!

The lack of intelligence in both areas of these Society groups, is obvious!

Please refer to the Book of Pure Logic!

jotqom · 16 August 2014

To live in willful ignorance and make a witch hunt about it! Regresses us all back in history to barbaric times! And the same things or similar will happen over again!

https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawnKupVGX70N9ZsvLu8iScIzWpyVj8bds_Q · 16 August 2014

Is this the book jotqom refers to: Book of Pure Logic: Pure Logic Studies and Analysis of The Bible and of Life Paperback – by George F. Thomson. Self-published and gave himself 4 stars on Amazon? The other two 1 star reviews. And a self-review even:
One or Two small details or mistakes. A wonderful first edition! To all you perfectionists! Evolution did not perfect anything, nor make anything from scratch! But people love their Books because there are no "apparent" mistakes! WELL THE WHOLE OF THESE EVOLUTION BOOKS ARE a Big logical mistake! But people buy them! Religion Books are sold buy the millions, and their logic is also mostly A BIG MISTAKE! MY BOOK has small mistakes, AND IS THE BEST LOGIC EVER, and it teaches you to think! You can read it, and not be told lies! BUT MY LOGIC IS NEAR PERFECT!
I think my life is too short to go any further.

Matt Young · 16 August 2014

... Dallas is a very liberal city, one of the last Dixiecrat strongholds.

I do not know anything much about Dallas politics, but just for the record: The Dixiecrats were anything but liberal. They were segregationists and belonged to the Democratic Party ultimately because Lincoln had been a Republican. After Johnson signed the Civil Rights Bill and Nixon pursued his Southern strategy, they bolted to the Republican Party.

Henry J · 16 August 2014

Re "out to scientifically prove"

Heck, all they'd have to do is identify some combination of consistently observed patterns that they are purporting to explain. That, after all, is where any actual scientific theory starts - with patterns of observations to be explained. (IIRC, Darwin started with some stuff about geographical distribution of species.)

Then, identify and demonstrate some mechanisms that would be likely to produce those patterns, and not likely to produce a different set of patterns. (If the pattern itself can be described in a way that makes testing of it feasible, that can be used without knowledge of underlying mechanism; physics will most likely always have parts that are stuck with that approach, at least until such time as the particles previously thought to be fundamental are found to have components. )

Then identify places or circumstances where those patterns would be likely if their ideas are accurate, but unlikely otherwise.

Then go look in those places.

Then either (1) Eureka!, or (2), go back to the drawing board.

Of course, extensive error checking and correction has to be employed in all the above steps, and the steps can (and should) be repeated as often as necessary to get accurate results.

Henry

Mike Elzinga · 16 August 2014

Henry J said: Of course, extensive error checking and correction has to be employed in all the above steps, and the steps can (and should) be repeated as often as necessary to get accurate results. Henry
Extensive error checking and correction? Horrors! They prefer to use fast and furious word-gaming instead; if it doesn't check out, word-game it into submission.

Frank J · 17 August 2014

Of most interest to me is this excerpt:

Morris says, is that about 10 percent of Christians hold to the strict interpretation of Genesis advanced by ICR — one that argues humans lived alongside dinosaurs, that Noah loaded the adolescent Jurassic-era creatures on the ark in pairs with every other animal species on the planet, and that natural wonders like the Grand Canyon were formed in months instead of millions of years. Nine out of 10 Christians, Morris says, don’t buy it...

It may be a little more than 10% of Christians (~8% of Americans), but not much (I have seen 10-20% depending on poll question wording). Certainly not the 40-45% constantly touted by that idiotic Gallup poll question. Despite the media's obsession with "heliocentric YEC" most evolution-deniers are some form of OEC. Comparing other polls, there are apparently even more geocentrists than strict young-earthers! Though the former is probably more due to horrendous science literacy than addiction to fairy tales. While those results needs to be noted as often as possible, if only to counter common misconceptions, it is not good news by any means. It only shows that there's massive confusion among both committed and tentative evolution-deniers, and that any effort to clear up the confusion is constantly thwarted. And not just by peddlers of anti-evolution pseudoscience. When I talk to those in the 40-45% they usually admit millions of years of life, and often that Adam and Eve may have had parents. Anyway, ICR's "research" may be blatant cherry-picking, but at least they take a clear position, and try to "support" it. That's a lot more than I can say about the DI, whose official position on "what happened when" is "don't ask, don't tell" (though when someone does ask, which is almost never, the ones who don't completely play dumb reluctantly admit at least ~4 billion years of common descent). And the only way the DI "supports" their "theory" is by whining that they are "expelled" by scientists who want to replace God with Hitler. Fulfilling Godwin's law like that, which they did over 6 years ago, either means that they are either not at all serious about their claims of "weakness" of evolution, or they're just insane. But hey, the DI can prove me wrong. They can challenge ICR's findings, or maybe even agree with their "pathetic level of detail" on earth's "6000-year" history. C'mon Casey, you have an opinion on everything, so why censor yourself here!

DS · 17 August 2014

From the Book of Illogic:

"Evolution did not perfect anything, nor make anything from scratch!"

Yes, that's correct. But it is creationism that makes those claims, not evolutionary theory.

The book seems to be one big logical error, but this guy still wants people to buy it. Go figure.

harold · 17 August 2014

DS said: From the Book of Illogic: "Evolution did not perfect anything, nor make anything from scratch!" Yes, that's correct. But it is creationism that makes those claims, not evolutionary theory. The book seems to be one big logical error, but this guy still wants people to buy it. Go figure.
I feel 100% certain that the comments promoting the book here are from the book's author.

DS · 17 August 2014

harold said:
DS said: From the Book of Illogic: "Evolution did not perfect anything, nor make anything from scratch!" Yes, that's correct. But it is creationism that makes those claims, not evolutionary theory. The book seems to be one big logical error, but this guy still wants people to buy it. Go figure.
I feel 100% certain that the comments promoting the book here are from the book's author.
Well if he obviously doesn't understand the first thing about evolutionary theory, why is he trying to criticize it? And why is it that he thinks that he is the only one who can use logic correctly? Exactly why does he think that every real scientist is illogical? And if evolution and creationism are both wrong, what is his alternative? Is he another one of these magnetic light idiots?

Frank J · 17 August 2014

And if evolution and creationism are both wrong, what is his alternative? Is he another one of these magnetic light idiots?

— DS
Sounds like a pseudoskeptic, which a former PT regular (whom I hope returns) described as someone who claims to have "no dog in the fight," but obsessively attacks one "dog" (evolution) while merely ignoring the others (creationism/ID).

ksplawn · 17 August 2014

Frank J said:

And if evolution and creationism are both wrong, what is his alternative? Is he another one of these magnetic light idiots?

— DS
Sounds like a pseudoskeptic, which a former PT regular (whom I hope returns) described as someone who claims to have "no dog in the fight," but obsessively attacks one "dog" (evolution) while merely ignoring the others (creationism/ID).
That also accurately applies to a lot of talking heads, bloggers, and columnists when it comes to climate change.

Scott F · 17 August 2014

Doc Bill said: If you want to read some of the stupidest comments ever, check out the comment section on that article. Every kook, crank, crackpot and religious nutter in Texas is on full display. And you wonder why we have a hard time establishing decent science education standards in this state. These people are why. Totally clueless, uneducated, religious sociopaths who vote! Well, we get what we vote for and so long as reasonable independents and educated people sit at home during school board elections, this is what we're going to get. Nuts and whack-o's.
The one I like best is this. First, the fellow "proves" that Evolution is false because life cannot come from non-life. Because Evolution is proven to be false, there can be no evidence for Evolution, and that scientists are simply making stuff up. Why? He concludes:

No evidence means it's all guesswork that's proposed by scientists who hate the idea of The Creator God.

Ah, of course. It's all the fault of those evil scientists. Because, as everyone knows, both Ken Miller and the Pope simply hate the idea of "The Creator God." That hate for God might also explain why 94% of scientists vote against Republicans, and their "war on reality".

Scott F · 17 August 2014

https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad said:
“All scientists have a philosophy that guides their interpretation of the evidence,” said Lisle.
But not all have a philosophy that dictates their interpretation of the evidence. ICR does.
“Most secular scientists are not even aware what their philosophy is — they tend to inherit it like the measles, from whatever their professors taught them.
Which indicates that it's not exactly a dogma that must be served, rather, a way of looking at the world that simply has worked rather well for science. Or, to put it even more pointedly, scientists who study evolution merely share the views of other scientists doing good work.
But we find that when we interpret the data through biblical lenses, it fits very well and makes sense.”
You only have to ignore masses of evidence that goes against in order it to do so. Glen Davidosn
Why is that "biblical lenses" seem more like "reality blinders"?

Scott F · 17 August 2014

DS said: From the Book of Illogic: "Evolution did not perfect anything, nor make anything from scratch!" Yes, that's correct. But it is creationism that makes those claims, not evolutionary theory. The book seems to be one big logical error, but this guy still wants people to buy it. Go figure.
Hmm… I'm not a scientist, but my understanding is that Evolution made life, made each species, "perfectly" adequate for propagating itself. :-)

Scott F · 17 August 2014

Scott F said:
DS said: From the Book of Illogic: "Evolution did not perfect anything, nor make anything from scratch!" Yes, that's correct. But it is creationism that makes those claims, not evolutionary theory. The book seems to be one big logical error, but this guy still wants people to buy it. Go figure.
Hmm… I'm not a scientist, but my understanding is that Evolution made life, made each species, "perfectly" adequate for propagating itself. :-)
Interesting technical issue. That should have been: Hmm... The odd character at the end of "Hmm" is a triple-dot character. It shows up fine in "Preview" mode

harold · 17 August 2014

DS said:
harold said:
DS said: From the Book of Illogic: "Evolution did not perfect anything, nor make anything from scratch!" Yes, that's correct. But it is creationism that makes those claims, not evolutionary theory. The book seems to be one big logical error, but this guy still wants people to buy it. Go figure.
I feel 100% certain that the comments promoting the book here are from the book's author.
Well if he obviously doesn't understand the first thing about evolutionary theory, why is he trying to criticize it? And why is it that he thinks that he is the only one who can use logic correctly? Exactly why does he think that every real scientist is illogical? And if evolution and creationism are both wrong, what is his alternative? Is he another one of these magnetic light idiots?
Scott F said:
Scott F said:
DS said: From the Book of Illogic: "Evolution did not perfect anything, nor make anything from scratch!" Yes, that's correct. But it is creationism that makes those claims, not evolutionary theory. The book seems to be one big logical error, but this guy still wants people to buy it. Go figure.
Hmm… I'm not a scientist, but my understanding is that Evolution made life, made each species, "perfectly" adequate for propagating itself. :-)
Interesting technical issue. That should have been: Hmm... The odd character at the end of "Hmm" is a triple-dot character. It shows up fine in "Preview" mode
I've noticed that other people's comments are showing with an accented letter "a" instead of certain punctuation marks recently. It's been happening with ' a lot. It doesn't seem to be happening to me. I wonder if browser has anything to do with it; I use Chrome. It went from being the cool browser to being quite uncool now that Google is perceived (perhaps with some justification) as an Evil Empire type of organization. (No connection to the New York Yankees implied.) However, it still seems to work extremely well. In fact I've specifically noticed that other browsers sometimes have trouble with this site. Of course that may have nothing to do with it.

Henry J · 17 August 2014

Mike Elzinga said:
Henry J said: Of course, extensive error checking and correction has to be employed in all the above steps, and the steps can (and should) be repeated as often as necessary to get accurate results. Henry
Extensive error checking and correction? Horrors! They prefer to use fast and furious word-gaming instead; if it doesn't check out, word-game it into submission.
Surely not!

Mike Elzinga · 17 August 2014

Scott F said: Interesting technical issue. That should have been: Hmm... The odd character at the end of "Hmm" is a triple-dot character. It shows up fine in "Preview" mode
I am also using Google Chrome, but I don't think that is the problem. I have always had trouble with quote marks in the use of url tags or blockquote tags when using Microsoft Word to compose my text. I have to retype them after copy/pasting my text into the Panda's Thumb edit box. If I write my text in Notepad and copy/paste it into the Panda's Thumb edit box, I don't seem to have a problem. However, if I use Microsoft Word to compose my replies before I copy/paste into the editor, I am now seeing these a's with the circumflex at places where there are verious kinds of punctuation marks and quote marks. This appears to be a recent phenomenon. I think that if I stick to Notepad for my compositions, I seem have less of a problem; although I don't have spell-checking available to me in Notepad

Mike Elzinga · 17 August 2014

Here is a sentence with the word "don't" in it as copy/pasted from Notepad.

This is a sentence with the word “don’t” in it as copy/pasted from Microsoft Word.

phhht · 17 August 2014

Mike Elzinga said: Here is a sentence with the word "don't" in it as copy/pasted from Notepad. This is a sentence with the word “don’t” in it as copy/pasted from Microsoft Word.
When I reply to your post, I can see in the reply editor two symbols " and “ as two distinct glyphs, although both are quotation symbols. In Preview mode, the distinction may still be visible; I cannot tell for certain. Can you? I suspect there is a bug in the code which interprets a post for display. That code should, presumably, map each of the two quotation characters to the same display glyph. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that “ is a default in the case of interpretation failure, perhaps due to the omission of a necessary else clause.

stevaroni · 17 August 2014

Mike Elzinga said: Here is a sentence with the word "don't" in it as copy/pasted from Notepad. This is a sentence with the word “don’t” in it as copy/pasted from Microsoft Word.
I can't quite tell you exactly what the problem is, but the first "dumb" quote character seems to be a conventional unicode "normal ascii" 0x0022 quotation mark character, while the second thing that reads (in my character map, at least) as a "Latin Small Letter A with a Circumflex" is a unicode 0x00e2, which in some character sets is a smart quote and in others is... well, it varies. How to solve the problem ... sorry, can't help you there. I'm old and learned to code back in the "all we got is ASCII" days. Nothing makes me quite as crazy as dealing with unicode character mapping. Well, formatting envelopes in Word, but that's a constant of the universe.

phhht · 17 August 2014

phhht said:
Mike Elzinga said: Here is a sentence with the word "don't" in it as copy/pasted from Notepad. This is a sentence with the word “don’t” in it as copy/pasted from Microsoft Word.
When I reply to your post, I can see in the reply editor two symbols " and “ as two distinct glyphs, although both are quotation symbols. In Preview mode, the distinction may still be visible; I cannot tell for certain. Can you? I suspect there is a bug in the code which interprets a post for display. That code should, presumably, map each of the two quotation characters to the same display glyph. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that “ is a default in the case of interpretation failure, perhaps due to the omission of a necessary else clause.
Upon closer inspection of the editor in reply to your post, I see that there are also two distinct characters ' and ’ , both of which are intended as apostrophes. It looks more and more to me like an interpretation failure. The post display software is accepting input it cannot interpret properly, and whether the character is “ or ’, the failure to interpret results in the same, probably unintentional glyph.

phhht · 17 August 2014

stevaroni said:
Mike Elzinga said: Here is a sentence with the word "don't" in it as copy/pasted from Notepad. This is a sentence with the word “don’t” in it as copy/pasted from Microsoft Word.
I can't quite tell you exactly what the problem is, but the first "dumb" quote character seems to be a conventional unicode "normal ascii" 0x0022 quotation mark character, while the second thing that reads (in my character map, at least) as a "Latin Small Letter A with a Circumflex" is a unicode 0x00e2, which in some character sets is a smart quote and in others is... well, it varies. How to solve the problem ... sorry, can't help you there. I'm old and learned to code back in the "all we got is ASCII" days. Nothing makes me quite as crazy as dealing with unicode character mapping. Well, formatting envelopes in Word, but that's a constant of the universe.
I don't know how to read a character as hex, but I think it doesn't matter. We have two interpretation failures, one of a quotation symbol and one of an apostrophe, each of which results in the same incorrect display glyph. To me that stinks of a long chain of if-then-else statements missing its last else. When that path is taken, by unintentional default you get a Latin Small Letter A with a Circumflex. The broken function is not in the post editor or the Preview display system, but is in the post display system. Just a guess.

Mike Elzinga · 17 August 2014

phhht said:
Mike Elzinga said: Here is a sentence with the word "don't" in it as copy/pasted from Notepad. This is a sentence with the word “don’t” in it as copy/pasted from Microsoft Word.
When I reply to your post, I can see in the reply editor two symbols " and “ as two distinct glyphs, although both are quotation symbols. In Preview mode, the distinction may still be visible; I cannot tell for certain. Can you? I suspect there is a bug in the code which interprets a post for display. That code should, presumably, map each of the two quotation characters to the same display glyph. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that “ is a default in the case of interpretation failure, perhaps due to the omission of a necessary else clause.
I can see a difference in the slants of the quotes and the apostrophe when I look at my above text in this reply. I remember from several years back that Reed Cartwright said something about "curly quotes" from Microsoft Word not being interpreted properly. But I had not, until recently, encountered the quotes and apostrophes being interpreted as a circumflex a. As long as the quotes were not part of a url address tag or a blockquote tag, they came through as quotes in the posted text. The same for apostrophes. The main problem I encountered was the quotes not being interpreted properly in the url addresses or in blockquote author= tabs. If I copy/pasted my text from Microsoft Word, I had to be sure I went into the edit box and retyped those quotes directly into the edit box. The stuff I am copy/pasting from Notpad doesn't seem to have any of those problems. The Panda text editor apparently likes the ASCII code from Notepad.

phhht · 17 August 2014

Mike Elzinga said:
phhht said:
Mike Elzinga said: Here is a sentence with the word "don't" in it as copy/pasted from Notepad. This is a sentence with the word “don’t” in it as copy/pasted from Microsoft Word.
When I reply to your post, I can see in the reply editor two symbols " and “ as two distinct glyphs, although both are quotation symbols. In Preview mode, the distinction may still be visible; I cannot tell for certain. Can you? I suspect there is a bug in the code which interprets a post for display. That code should, presumably, map each of the two quotation characters to the same display glyph. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that “ is a default in the case of interpretation failure, perhaps due to the omission of a necessary else clause.
I can see a difference in the slants of the quotes and the apostrophe when I look at my above text in this reply. I remember from several years back that Reed Cartwright said something about "curly quotes" from Microsoft Word not being interpreted properly. But I had not, until recently, encountered the quotes and apostrophes being interpreted as a circumflex a. As long as the quotes were not part of a url address tag or a blockquote tag, they came through as quotes in the posted text. The same for apostrophes. The main problem I encountered was the quotes not being interpreted properly in the url addresses or in blockquote author= tabs. If I copy/pasted my text from Microsoft Word, I had to be sure I went into the edit box and retyped those quotes directly into the edit box. The stuff I am copy/pasting from Notpad doesn't seem to have any of those problems. The Panda text editor apparently likes the ASCII code from Notepad.
I guess Notepad outputs strict ASCII, while Microsoft in general (god bless 'em) outputs characters which are not strict ASCII. In any case, it looks like both the reply editor and the Preview display operate successfully with both kinds of characters. That is, quotes show up as quotes and apostrophes as apostrophes. The code for displaying a post from the PT database, however, has a bug which fails to properly interpret the Microsoft characters and doesn't handle that failure gracefully. By unintentional default, we get a circumflex a glyph instead of either a quote or an apostrophe. That's my theory, and it is mine. I agree that the problem is a recent one. If this were my problem, heaven forfend, I'd look closely at the recent change logs. Maybe Reed Cartright can get his new hire to fix it.

stevaroni · 17 August 2014

I guess Notepad outputs strict ASCII, while Microsoft in general (god bless 'em) outputs characters which are not strict ASCII.

IIRC, I think there's an option in the preferences page of Word for "turn off smart quotes" or something along those lines. I had to find it once for a similar document-compatibility issue.

Mike Elzinga · 17 August 2014

This is a test of the word "Don't" in Microsoft Word with "straight quotes to curly quotes" unchecked.

AltairIV · 17 August 2014

stevaroni said: IIRC, I think there's an option in the preferences page of Word for "turn off smart quotes" or something along those lines. I had to find it once for a similar document-compatibility issue.
I was just about to give the same recommendation. I've seen this kind of thing happen over and over, and it's almost always been due to encoding interpretation errors between the old Microsoft cp-1252 codepage and unicode or other encodings. If you're using Word or a similar editor, turn off smart quote substitution and perhaps check that you're using utf-8 as your character encoding. Also, if you're copy-pasting text from another source take a moment to scan it and replace any curly-quotes you find with straight keyboard-typed ones. There are also a few other less-common punctuation glyphs involved, such as the three-dot elipsis Scott F just discovered. The em-dash (—) is another one that's commonly misinterpreted, for example, and word processors often automatically substitute them for "--" (two hyphens).

Mike Elzinga · 17 August 2014

Yup; that does it!

Mike Elzinga · 17 August 2014

To turn this feature on or off:

1. On the Tools menu, click AutoCorrect Options, and then click the AutoFormat As You Type tab.

2. Under Replace as you type, select or clear the "Straight quotes" with "smart quotes" check box.

AltairIV · 17 August 2014

Heh, and wouldn't you know it, just as predicted the em-dash is affected. Interestingly enough though, I used direct keyboard insertion to type it, so I guess it's just not possible to use any of these fancy characters directly at this time.

Short story, the board software appears to be auto-converting dumb characters into their smart versions, but is getting it wrong when they are already in their smart form.

phhht · 17 August 2014

AltairIV said:
stevaroni said: IIRC, I think there's an option in the preferences page of Word for "turn off smart quotes" or something along those lines. I had to find it once for a similar document-compatibility issue.
I was just about to give the same recommendation. I've seen this kind of thing happen over and over, and it's almost always been due to encoding interpretation errors between the old Microsoft cp-1252 codepage and unicode or other encodings. If you're using Word or a similar editor, turn off smart quote substitution and perhaps check that you're using utf-8 as your character encoding. Also, if you're copy-pasting text from another source take a moment to scan it and replace any curly-quotes you find with straight keyboard-typed ones. There are also a few other less-common punctuation glyphs involved, such as the three-dot elipsis Scott F just discovered. The em-dash (—) is another one that's commonly misinterpreted, for example, and word processors often automatically substitute them for "--" (two hyphens).
None of which excuses the bug in the interpretation of PT database posts. No matter what the content of a post - ASCII, unicode, etc. - the display interpreter should not default to circumflex a in the event of failure to handle a character. That's a bug, it needs fixing, and it has been introduced recently.

phhht · 17 August 2014

AltairIV said: Short story, the board software appears to be auto-converting dumb characters into their smart versions, but is getting it wrong when they are already in their smart form.
No, not all the board code. The post editor and the Preview editor work satisfactorily. The bug resides in the display interpreter for posts.

Scott F · 17 August 2014

FWIW, I'm typing directly into the comment box using Safari on a Mac. It is certainly the "high-ASCII" codes, but it appears to be the browser itself that is "fixing" them, or the interaction between the browser and comment editor.

Mike Elzinga · 17 August 2014

I think there are enough off-topic comments on this thread and on the Bathroom Wall to give a reasonably good picture of what the bug might be.

I hope the off-topic comments will be seen as justified. Reed is a smart guy; he'll figure it out.

Kevin B · 18 August 2014

Mike Elzinga said: I think there are enough off-topic comments on this thread and on the Bathroom Wall to give a reasonably good picture of what the bug might be. I hope the off-topic comments will be seen as justified. Reed is a smart guy; he'll figure it out.
This brief investigation of MS smart quotes probably represents more research (as opposed to market research) than the DI has done all year.....

TomS · 18 August 2014

Kevin B said: This brief investigation of MS smart quotes probably represents more research (as opposed to market research) than the DI has done all year.....
"probably"? "has done"? "all year"?

daoudmbo · 18 August 2014

Neat how they got quotes for an opposing view from a very-VERY-old earth scientist:

[ “If you believe God created a world hundreds of billions of years ago that led to the evolutionary transitions that we see from the pre-Cambrian era all the way to today, that is at least as magnificent a testimony to creation as any words in the Bible.”]

*hundreds of billions of years" :) I assume that's a typo and was supposed to be hundreds of millions.

Mike Elzinga · 18 August 2014

daoudmbo said: *hundreds of billions of years" :) I assume that's a typo and was supposed to be hundreds of millions.
Probably not a typo. Those characters at the DI, along with their followers, think logarithms to base two is advanced mathematics; and they struggle to find the meaning of logarithms of probabilities. "Billions and billions" is just a big number to them; but nothing like 500, the amount of information they think is in a complex molecule. To them, that's REALLY BIG!

david.starling.macmillan · 18 August 2014

Tens of millions, hundreds of billions, thousands of trillions -- it's all equally bogus. Duh.

I think the "biblical lenses" have the lens cap left on. With a picture of Ray Comfort and the Banana pasted inside the cap.

Carl Drews · 18 August 2014

The Dallas News said: Dallas researchers out to scientifically prove biblical version of creation
Ah yes, the P-word: prove, or proof. Proof is for mathematics, not science. The media like to use "prove" because it's a strong word that will catch attention in a headline. I fend off the P-word because I know that any scientific conclusion, no matter how strong I think it is, can be overturned or modified someday when new evidence comes in. "Prove" should be a red flag when reading articles like this one, although it may be difficult to determine who introduced the term - the reporter or the researcher.

mattdance18 · 18 August 2014

Doc Bill said: If you want to read some of the stupidest comments ever, check out the comment section on that article. Every kook, crank, crackpot and religious nutter in Texas is on full display.
Boy, no lie. Same old, same old, endless repetition of already refuted arguments. My favorite comment was the guy who decried evolution as "magic"... because only the agency of a supernatural designer could possibly account for life's existence and diversity. Moron. Creationism is really a perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Kevin B · 18 August 2014

TomS said:
Kevin B said: This brief investigation of MS smart quotes probably represents more research (as opposed to market research) than the DI has done all year.....
"probably"? "has done"? "all year"?
I omitted any qualifiers, (such as "competent", "valid" or "relevant",) so have not explicitly excluded Casey Luskin's quote-mining.

https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawnKupVGX70N9ZsvLu8iScIzWpyVj8bds_Q · 18 August 2014

Kevin B said:
TomS said:
Kevin B said: This brief investigation of MS smart quotes probably represents more research (as opposed to market research) than the DI has done all year.....
"probably"? "has done"? "all year"?
I omitted any qualifiers, (such as "competent", "valid" or "relevant",) so have not explicitly excluded Casey Luskin's quote-mining.
They do have to spend time searching for all those quotes that they distort.

Helena Constantine · 18 August 2014

Henry J said:

Dallas “researchers” out to scientifically prove biblical version of creation

Which one, chapter 1, or chapter 2?
Or Proverbs 8 or John 1; all quite different and mutually irreconcilable.

Rikki_Tikki_Taalik · 18 August 2014

Jason's Greatest (Presuppositional) Hits

About as infuriating as WLC's "ignore the evidence because "Burning In The Bosom ... whoops that's Mormonism Holy Spirit" and Ham's "biblical lenses/there's a book" routine.

daoudmbo · 18 August 2014

harold said: Lehigh is, first of all, a private institution. Second of all, Lehigh didn't deliberately hire an ID/creationist. Behe is one of the most patient of all the ID types. The standard move, for the few who do get a secular PhD, is the Lisle/Wells move - denounce your own education the instant the PhD has been awarded and run away to a cushy wingnut welfare job in Creationist Land. Behe pretended to be a scientist for quite a bit longer than that. The ones who try to ensconce themselves at mainstream universities are actually the real believers, suffering somewhat for the cause. Sure, Behe has a do-nothing job at Lehigh, but he'd probably make even more money to do nothing at a right wing think tank.
So what does Behe actually do at his day job? Does he teach low level intro classes to biochemistry? Just idle curiosity...

eric · 18 August 2014

mattdance18 said: My favorite comment was the guy who decried evolution as "magic"... because only the agency of a supernatural designer could possibly account for life's existence and diversity. Moron.
Oh c'mon. You gotta love the comment which said that if evolution were correct, you could put a frog in a blender, blend, and produce another whole frog. I'm aware of the salinity and soft tissue cases, but the spiral galaxy one is new to me. Anyone care to summarize?

mattdance18 · 18 August 2014

eric said:
mattdance18 said: My favorite comment was the guy who decried evolution as "magic"... because only the agency of a supernatural designer could possibly account for life's existence and diversity. Moron.
Oh c'mon. You gotta love the comment which said that if evolution were correct, you could put a frog in a blender, blend, and produce another whole frog.
Wow, I missed that one. Would definitely have considered it even better. I wonder how many variations of the tornado-in-a-junkyard there will be.

https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawnKupVGX70N9ZsvLu8iScIzWpyVj8bds_Q · 18 August 2014

Oh c’mon. You gotta love the comment which said that if evolution were correct, you could put a frog in a blender, blend, and produce another whole frog.
Wouldn't that just demonstrate that blending inheritance isn't true? Not evolution.

eric · 18 August 2014

mattdance18 said: Wow, I missed that one. Would definitely have considered it even better.
If it's any consolation, both your fave and mine were probably penned by the same author. William Tillis seems to be trying to win the best crank award. Here it is, in all it's glory:
Okay, I read up on abiotic components . Putting that together with the scientific method that states that an experiment must be repeatable, I would like to propose an idea. If life was started, or commenced to be ,millions of years ago ,in a pool of water containing all the necessary abiotic components, which with the addition of electricity, came into being. No magic, no supernatural, just a purely natural process catalyzed by a flow of electrons. If this is true and can be repeated, we should be able to put a frog in a blender and liquify all biotic and abiotic components and with the addition of a flow of electrons, see a frog emerge alive! What do you perceive the chances of that happening are? However, hang on, if the creation story of a man being made of clay water with the addition of power by the creator is true, it should be repeatable. And of course it is, that is how you and I got here. The first creation is repeatable.
And yes, he appears to be serious about that last part. No idea what he's referring to exactly, just that he appears to be sincere about it.

phhht · 18 August 2014

eric said:
mattdance18 said: Wow, I missed that one. Would definitely have considered it even better.
If it's any consolation, both your fave and mine were probably penned by the same author. William Tillis seems to be trying to win the best crank award. Here it is, in all it's glory:
Okay, I read up on abiotic components . Putting that together with the scientific method that states that an experiment must be repeatable, I would like to propose an idea. If life was started, or commenced to be ,millions of years ago ,in a pool of water containing all the necessary abiotic components, which with the addition of electricity, came into being. No magic, no supernatural, just a purely natural process catalyzed by a flow of electrons. If this is true and can be repeated, we should be able to put a frog in a blender and liquify all biotic and abiotic components and with the addition of a flow of electrons, see a frog emerge alive! What do you perceive the chances of that happening are? However, hang on, if the creation story of a man being made of clay water with the addition of power by the creator is true, it should be repeatable. And of course it is, that is how you and I got here. The first creation is repeatable.
And yes, he appears to be serious about that last part. No idea what he's referring to exactly, just that he appears to be sincere about it.
Wow indeed. That's really Floydial.

DS · 18 August 2014

Okay, I read up on abiotic components . Putting that together with the scientific method that states that an experiment must be repeatable, I would like to propose an idea. If life was started, or commenced to be ,millions of years ago ,in a pool of water containing all the necessary abiotic components, which with the addition of electricity, came into being. No magic, no supernatural, just a purely natural process catalyzed by a flow of electrons. If this is true and can be repeated, we should be able to put a frog in a blender and liquify all biotic and abiotic components and with the addition of a flow of electrons, see a frog emerge alive! What do you perceive the chances of that happening are? However, hang on, if the creation story of a man being made of clay water with the addition of power by the creator is true, it should be repeatable. And of course it is, that is how you and I got here. The first creation is repeatable.
Wow. That seems to schizophrenic to the point of utter lunacy. Keep it up dude. You are certain to convince everyone that those who ridicule things they don't understand cannot be trusted.

callahanpb · 18 August 2014

eric said:
What do you perceive the chances of that happening are? However, hang on, if the creation story of a man being made of clay water with the addition of power by the creator is true, it should be repeatable. And of course it is, that is how you and I got here. The first creation is repeatable.
And yes, he appears to be serious about that last part. No idea what he's referring to exactly, just that he appears to be sincere about it.
You mean the stuff they told me about the stork and the cabbage patch aren't true?

callahanpb · 18 August 2014

If you put ideas in a blender, you get... science! And lo and behold that is where all my scientific ideas come from. The experiment is repeatable.

https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawnKupVGX70N9ZsvLu8iScIzWpyVj8bds_Q · 18 August 2014

And of course it is, that is how you and I got here. The first creation is repeatable.
I think he is referring to males; females are obviously still made from male ribs.....

david.starling.macmillan · 18 August 2014

eric said:
mattdance18 said: My favorite comment was the guy who decried evolution as "magic"... because only the agency of a supernatural designer could possibly account for life's existence and diversity. Moron.
Oh c'mon. You gotta love the comment which said that if evolution were correct, you could put a frog in a blender, blend, and produce another whole frog. I'm aware of the salinity and soft tissue cases, but the spiral galaxy one is new to me. Anyone care to summarize?
One of the reasons dark matter was originally proposed was that the spin-up rate of spiral galaxies seems too low for their visible mass. Creationists said, "See! Galaxies would never remain stable in this shape for billions of years. They must be young!" Real scientists, meanwhile, created a hypothesis of dark matter. Predicted that dark matter could be gravitationally lensed. Then, holy crap, we saw dark matter in gravitational lensing! Meanwhile, creationists say, "Well, I don't really understand dark matter. And besides, we haven't detected any dark matter directly!"

TomS · 18 August 2014

david.starling.macmillan said:
eric said:
mattdance18 said: My favorite comment was the guy who decried evolution as "magic"... because only the agency of a supernatural designer could possibly account for life's existence and diversity. Moron.
Oh c'mon. You gotta love the comment which said that if evolution were correct, you could put a frog in a blender, blend, and produce another whole frog. I'm aware of the salinity and soft tissue cases, but the spiral galaxy one is new to me. Anyone care to summarize?
One of the reasons dark matter was originally proposed was that the spin-up rate of spiral galaxies seems too low for their visible mass. Creationists said, "See! Galaxies would never remain stable in this shape for billions of years. They must be young!" Real scientists, meanwhile, created a hypothesis of dark matter. Predicted that dark matter could be gravitationally lensed. Then, holy crap, we saw dark matter in gravitational lensing! Meanwhile, creationists say, "Well, I don't really understand dark matter. And besides, we haven't detected any dark matter directly!"
Remember the Solar neutrino problem? I recall having a discussion with a YEC who thought that the discrepancy in count somehow provided support to the Sun not being billions of years old. I recall that he seemed offended when I called his claim "bizarre". But I stand by that, even after the solution by the discovery of Neutrino oscillation between flavors of neutrinos.

mattdance18 · 18 August 2014

eric said: William Tillis seems to be trying to win the best crank award. Here it is, in all it's glory:
Okay, I read up on abiotic components . Putting that together with the scientific method that states that an experiment must be repeatable, I would like to propose an idea. If life was started, or commenced to be ,millions of years ago ,in a pool of water containing all the necessary abiotic components, which with the addition of electricity, came into being. No magic, no supernatural, just a purely natural process catalyzed by a flow of electrons. If this is true and can be repeated, we should be able to put a frog in a blender and liquify all biotic and abiotic components and with the addition of a flow of electrons, see a frog emerge alive! What do you perceive the chances of that happening are? However, hang on, if the creation story of a man being made of clay water with the addition of power by the creator is true, it should be repeatable. And of course it is, that is how you and I got here. The first creation is repeatable.
And yes, he appears to be serious about that last part. No idea what he's referring to exactly, just that he appears to be sincere about it.
Sweet fancy Moses, what is the point of arguing with such as he? It is simply insane to believe that evolution implies any such thing. Totally batshit insane.

eric · 18 August 2014

david.starling.macmillan said: One of the reasons dark matter was originally proposed was that the spin-up rate of spiral galaxies seems too low for their visible mass. Creationists said, "See! Galaxies would never remain stable in this shape for billions of years. They must be young!" Real scientists, meanwhile, created a hypothesis of dark matter. Predicted that dark matter could be gravitationally lensed. Then, holy crap, we saw dark matter in gravitational lensing! Meanwhile, creationists say, "Well, I don't really understand dark matter. And besides, we haven't detected any dark matter directly!"
Well, that's disappointing. I thought it was something new I hadn't heard about, not some argument that starts "if we ignore the existence of dark matter, then..."

stevaroni · 18 August 2014

eric said: William Tillis seems to be trying to win the best crank award. Here it is, in all it's glory...
Yes. And I'll bet he has made it a point to vote in every single election, no matter how small, since 1950. Which is the primary reason Texas is so monumentally screwed up. The rational people get busy with living lives and inadvertently give the nutcases the keys to the asylum.

Helena Constantine · 18 August 2014

eric said:
mattdance18 said: Wow, I missed that one. Would definitely have considered it even better.
If it's any consolation, both your fave and mine were probably penned by the same author. William Tillis seems to be trying to win the best crank award. Here it is, in all it's glory:
Okay, I read up on abiotic components . Putting that together with the scientific method that states that an experiment must be repeatable, I would like to propose an idea. If life was started, or commenced to be ,millions of years ago ,in a pool of water containing all the necessary abiotic components, which with the addition of electricity, came into being. No magic, no supernatural, just a purely natural process catalyzed by a flow of electrons. If this is true and can be repeated, we should be able to put a frog in a blender and liquify all biotic and abiotic components and with the addition of a flow of electrons, see a frog emerge alive! What do you perceive the chances of that happening are? However, hang on, if the creation story of a man being made of clay water with the addition of power by the creator is true, it should be repeatable. And of course it is, that is how you and I got here. The first creation is repeatable.
And yes, he appears to be serious about that last part. No idea what he's referring to exactly, just that he appears to be sincere about it.
He means the new heaven and the new earth at the end of revelation/

Henry J · 18 August 2014

Kevin B said:
Mike Elzinga said: I think there are enough off-topic comments on this thread and on the Bathroom Wall to give a reasonably good picture of what the bug might be. I hope the off-topic comments will be seen as justified. Reed is a smart guy; he'll figure it out.
This brief investigation of MS smart quotes probably represents more research (as opposed to market research) than the DI has done all year.....
Ya mean they haven't matched our pathetic level of detail?

Henry J · 18 August 2014

If life was started, or commenced to be, millions of years ago, in a pool of water containing all the necessary abiotic components, which with the addition of electricity, came into being. No magic, no supernatural, just a purely natural process catalyzed by a flow of electrons. If this is true and can be repeated, [...]

Then, since watching a newly formed planet for billions of years is somewhat impractical, we should endeavor to examine planets in other star systems (and the other planets in the system that we're in) that are millions to billions of years old, to see if the "experiment" has indeed been repeated someplace close enough for us to detect it.

https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawnKupVGX70N9ZsvLu8iScIzWpyVj8bds_Q · 18 August 2014

Well you can run a sponge through a pair of pantyhose and it will re-aggregate. Not quite a frog, but multicellular none-the-less.

Mike Elzinga · 18 August 2014

https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawnKupVGX70N9ZsvLu8iScIzWpyVj8bds_Q said: Well you can run a sponge through a pair of pantyhose and it will re-aggregate. Not quite a frog, but multicellular none-the-less.
Is that why Sponge Bob gave up on wearing pantyhose and started wearing square pants instead?

Scott F · 18 August 2014

david.starling.macmillan said:
eric said:
mattdance18 said: My favorite comment was the guy who decried evolution as "magic"... because only the agency of a supernatural designer could possibly account for life's existence and diversity. Moron.
Oh c'mon. You gotta love the comment which said that if evolution were correct, you could put a frog in a blender, blend, and produce another whole frog. I'm aware of the salinity and soft tissue cases, but the spiral galaxy one is new to me. Anyone care to summarize?
One of the reasons dark matter was originally proposed was that the spin-up rate of spiral galaxies seems too low for their visible mass. Creationists said, "See! Galaxies would never remain stable in this shape for billions of years. They must be young!" Real scientists, meanwhile, created a hypothesis of dark matter. Predicted that dark matter could be gravitationally lensed. Then, holy crap, we saw dark matter in gravitational lensing! Meanwhile, creationists say, "Well, I don't really understand dark matter. And besides, we haven't detected any dark matter directly!"
Okay. I think I missed something. I thought the problem that dark matter was supposed to solve was that the spin rates of spiral galaxies were too high for the observed mass. Or, more precisely, the observed spin was both too high and the wrong shape for the visible mass. More mass, and mass distributed in a more spherical pattern, would account for the higher rotational velocities. No??? Did I have that backwards? F = ma = (Gmm/r2)?? a = (Gm/r2)?? If you increase the mass, you increase the acceleration. Or do I remember just barely enough to be dangerous?

Scott F · 18 August 2014

However, hang on, if the creation story of a man being made of clay water with the addition of power by the creator is true, it should be repeatable. And of course it is, that is how you and I got here. The first creation is repeatable.

So, this guy thinks that he was made from clay and water, and the power of the creator? Ah, I see. He didn't have a Mommy and a Daddy. Maybe that's part of his problem. Or, perhaps this is the level of understand of reproduction that you end up with in Texas using abstinence-only sex education.

Mike Elzinga · 18 August 2014

Scott F said: F = ma = (Gmm/r2)?? a = (Gm/r2)?? If you increase the mass, you increase the acceleration. Or do I remember just barely enough to be dangerous?
You can get an idea of the distribution of mass in a galaxy from the tangential velocity profile of the stars circling the center of the galaxy. A little first-year physics suffices. Set the centripetal force equal to some power of the distance from the center of the galaxy. Fc = (m v2)/r = k r n Then the velocity profile as a function of distance from the center is v = (k/m) ½ r (n+1)/2 Now plug in various values of n from, say, n = -2 (Kepler's Law) up to, say, n = 0 (constant force), to n = 1 (Hooke's Law). Kepler's law gives a velocity profile that drops off as r - ½. That corresponds to a mass distribution concentrated mostly at the center of the orbits. If n = - 1, the velocity distribution goes as r 0, which is approximately what is observed; i.e., it is constant with distance from the center of the orbits. This means that more mass than can be observed must be distributed inside the orbit of a given star. By the way, the velocity of a mass orbiting inside a spherical mass (assuming a tunnel around the center of the sphere) has a Hooke's Law distribution; the velocity increases linearly with r. In the velocity profile, it is the mass inside the orbit that counts for uniformly distributed mass. The mass outside, if it is uniformly distributed as a hollow sphere, has no effect; it exerts no net force on the orbiting particle (star). In the case of a mass orbiting inside a solid sphere (in a tunnel), the mass inside the orbit increases as the cube of the distance from the center.

Mike Elzinga · 18 August 2014

Remove the circumflex A in the above equations. We are seeing that bug in the posting of text again.

Kevin B · 19 August 2014

Scott F said:

However, hang on, if the creation story of a man being made of clay water with the addition of power by the creator is true, it should be repeatable. And of course it is, that is how you and I got here. The first creation is repeatable.

So, this guy thinks that he was made from clay and water, and the power of the creator?
If men were made of clay and water, they *could* be squeezed through the pantyhose. Since that doesn't work, clearly the clay and water claim is wrong. Oh look! I can do Ken Ham science *and* I can use it to disprove Genesis!!! :)

DS · 19 August 2014

Okay, I read up on abiotic components . Putting that together with the scientific method that states that an experiment must be repeatable, I would like to propose an idea. If life was started, or commenced to be, millions of years ago, in a pool of water containing all the necessary abiotic components, which with the addition of electricity, came into being. No magic, no supernatural, just a purely natural process catalyzed by a flow of electrons. If this is true and can be repeated, we should be able to recreate the conditions of the primitive earth and produce most of the essential building blocks of life. We call this the Miller-Urey experiment. If, on the other hand, we put a frog in a blender and liquify all biotic and abiotic components and with the addition of a few miracles, see a frog emerge alive! What do you perceive the chances of that happening are? However, hang on, if the creation story of a man being made of clay water with the addition of power by the creator is true, it should be repeatable. And of course it isn't, that is not how you and I got here. The process of evolution is repeatable, given enough time. First creation isn't repeatable.

Sounds like perfect logic to me.

DS · 19 August 2014

Well Genesis claims it was the dust of the earth. Nothing at all about clay and water. Who is this guy, the antichrist?

Mike Elzinga · 19 August 2014

Kevin B said: If men were made of clay and water, they *could* be squeezed through the pantyhose. Since that doesn't work, clearly the clay and water claim is wrong. Oh look! I can do Ken Ham science *and* I can use it to disprove Genesis!!! :)
If we are descended from bricks, why are there still bricks?

david.starling.macmillan · 19 August 2014

TomS said:
david.starling.macmillan said: One of the reasons dark matter was originally proposed was that the spin-up rate of spiral galaxies seems too low for their visible mass. Creationists said, "See! Galaxies would never remain stable in this shape for billions of years. They must be young!" Real scientists, meanwhile, created a hypothesis of dark matter. Predicted that dark matter could be gravitationally lensed. Then, holy crap, we saw dark matter in gravitational lensing! Meanwhile, creationists say, "Well, I don't really understand dark matter. And besides, we haven't detected any dark matter directly!"
Remember the Solar neutrino problem? I recall having a discussion with a YEC who thought that the discrepancy in count somehow provided support to the Sun not being billions of years old. I recall that he seemed offended when I called his claim "bizarre". But I stand by that, even after the solution by the discovery of Neutrino oscillation between flavors of neutrinos.
There was an Answers For Kids section in one Creation ex nihilo issue from the late 90s which claimed that the sun couldn't be fueled by nuclear fusion due to the solar neutrino problem, and so obviously its heat came from Kelvin-Hemholtz contraction, proving that the universe wasn't billions of years old. At age 12, I attempted to use this during a planetarium presentation on a home school field trip.
eric said: Well, that's disappointing. I thought it was something new I hadn't heard about, not some argument that starts "if we ignore the existence of dark matter, then..."
They proposed it back before the existence of dark matter was proven, and they don't like to give up their old arguments. **hunts around** Ah, wait, correction, I was thinking of a slightly different claim. Here it is, in all its glory. Rather than spend time working out the math to explain density waves in galactic spiral arms, they just throw up their hands and say "it's all too complicated, clearly this is evidence for a young universe." They also make the completely fallacious claim that galaxies at the edge of the universe look identical to ones close to us. They don't. The oldest galaxies we see are the least complex.

Reed A. Cartwright · 19 August 2014

I upgraded our DB software recently. Likely whatever patches I have to recognize weird Microsoft encoding issues no long work.

Server maintenance is on my schedule for September an October.

phhht · 19 August 2014

Reed A. Cartwright said: I upgraded our DB software recently. Likely whatever patches I have to recognize weird Microsoft encoding issues no long work. Server maintenance is on my schedule for September an October.
Thanks!

SLC · 19 August 2014

Of course, the creationists fail to mention that the detection of any neutrinos coming from the Sun negates the theory of gravitational collapse causing the it to shine. In no way, shape, form, or regard can gravitational collapse produce neutrinos. Neutrinos are produced by nuclear interactions.
TomS said:
david.starling.macmillan said:
eric said:
mattdance18 said: My favorite comment was the guy who decried evolution as "magic"... because only the agency of a supernatural designer could possibly account for life's existence and diversity. Moron.
Oh c'mon. You gotta love the comment which said that if evolution were correct, you could put a frog in a blender, blend, and produce another whole frog. I'm aware of the salinity and soft tissue cases, but the spiral galaxy one is new to me. Anyone care to summarize?
One of the reasons dark matter was originally proposed was that the spin-up rate of spiral galaxies seems too low for their visible mass. Creationists said, "See! Galaxies would never remain stable in this shape for billions of years. They must be young!" Real scientists, meanwhile, created a hypothesis of dark matter. Predicted that dark matter could be gravitationally lensed. Then, holy crap, we saw dark matter in gravitational lensing! Meanwhile, creationists say, "Well, I don't really understand dark matter. And besides, we haven't detected any dark matter directly!"
Remember the Solar neutrino problem? I recall having a discussion with a YEC who thought that the discrepancy in count somehow provided support to the Sun not being billions of years old. I recall that he seemed offended when I called his claim "bizarre". But I stand by that, even after the solution by the discovery of Neutrino oscillation between flavors of neutrinos.

harold · 19 August 2014

daoudmbo said:
harold said: Lehigh is, first of all, a private institution. Second of all, Lehigh didn't deliberately hire an ID/creationist. Behe is one of the most patient of all the ID types. The standard move, for the few who do get a secular PhD, is the Lisle/Wells move - denounce your own education the instant the PhD has been awarded and run away to a cushy wingnut welfare job in Creationist Land. Behe pretended to be a scientist for quite a bit longer than that. The ones who try to ensconce themselves at mainstream universities are actually the real believers, suffering somewhat for the cause. Sure, Behe has a do-nothing job at Lehigh, but he'd probably make even more money to do nothing at a right wing think tank.
So what does Behe actually do at his day job? Does he teach low level intro classes to biochemistry? Just idle curiosity...
My understanding is that he is tenured and quarantined. He isn't assigned any classes and doesn't have to do any research. They pay him to do nothing. Corrections welcome, but that is my understanding. It's important for people to understand that the world isn't "fair", and that wingnut welfare can make creationism a good payoff for doctoral level people who don't have either the self-awareness or the conscience to care. The only highly educated public creationist I can think of who makes the same amount of money for the same amount of work, as if he wasn't a creationist, is Michael Egnor. Neurosurgery pays the same whether you spout nonsense in your spare time or not. It's just incredibly important to realize that many talented PhD scientists, even of Behe's cohort, who had it easier, have struggled as post-docs for years, lost their grants if they ever got one, been denied tenure if they ever got that far, etc. Behe wrote a book of nonsense, but a particular type of nonsense that's popular with certain deluded billionaires, and now he has a sinecure position for life at the expense of whoever's money runs Lehigh. And all the money from the book.

harold · 19 August 2014

I'm fairly sure that I'm "rebutting" a parody here, but for the fun of it...
Okay, I read up on abiotic components . Putting that together with the scientific method that states that an experiment must be repeatable, I would like to propose an idea.
Logic problem. Just because something happened once doesn't mean that humans can cause it to be replicated exactly with current technology. Big bang, etc. Anyway, I'm glad to hear that this person's problem is with abiogenesis. We can forget all that silly controversy about school curricula and teach the theory of evolution, which is not the same thing as abiogenesis. Of course I personally think that the origin of life on Earth was natural and didn't involve any magic, but even if I'm wrong about that and the FSM did create the first living cells with magic, it's been evolution since then.
If life was started, or commenced to be ,millions of years ago ,in a pool of water containing all the necessary abiotic components, which with the addition of electricity, came into being. No magic, no supernatural, just a purely natural process catalyzed by a flow of electrons. If this is true and can be repeated, we should be able to put a frog in a blender and liquify all biotic and abiotic components and with the addition of a flow of electrons, see a frog emerge alive!
The poor deluded chap seems to have confused the concept of "abiogenesis" with the concept of "miraculous resurrection". No wonder he was so skeptical about abiogeneis. Some mustache-twirling dastard has tricked this poor individual into thinking that scientific hypotheses of abiogenesis have something to do with resurrecting modern frogs.
What do you perceive the chances of that happening are?
Zero. I don't know where you "read up on abiotic components" but you were misled by some very unreliable sources.
However, hang on, if the creation story of a man being made of clay water with the addition of power by the creator is true, it should be repeatable.
In fairness, the same logic I noted above applies here. Just because we can't repeat it doesn't mean it didn't happen. Now, I do think there are far better scientific explanations for the origin of life, and the origin of humans, and I think that claiming to take some metaphorical creation tale "literally" even though it doesn't seem to have been taken literally by the ancients who deliberately wrote it down, is silly. I'd go as far as to say that's it's unequivocal that the first human being wasn't made from clay (and as far as to say that it would be arbitrary to call someone who lived in the past the "first" human being).
And of course it is, that is how you and I got here. The first creation is repeatable.
Actually, no, that isn't where babies come from. You can't make them out of clay. But there is a silver lining here. Presumably, this individual doesn't bother to get involved with all those Texas controversies about abortion, birth control, sex education, or things like that.

Just Bob · 19 August 2014

harold said: The only highly educated public creationist I can think of who makes the same amount of money for the same amount of work, as if he wasn't a creationist, is Michael Egnor. Neurosurgery pays the same whether you spout nonsense in your spare time or not.
Don't forget all the 'Tea Party' Republicans, like, oh, Paul "Pit of Hell" Broun, who is an MD.

SWT · 19 August 2014

harold said:
daoudmbo said:
harold said: Lehigh is, first of all, a private institution. Second of all, Lehigh didn't deliberately hire an ID/creationist. Behe is one of the most patient of all the ID types. The standard move, for the few who do get a secular PhD, is the Lisle/Wells move - denounce your own education the instant the PhD has been awarded and run away to a cushy wingnut welfare job in Creationist Land. Behe pretended to be a scientist for quite a bit longer than that. The ones who try to ensconce themselves at mainstream universities are actually the real believers, suffering somewhat for the cause. Sure, Behe has a do-nothing job at Lehigh, but he'd probably make even more money to do nothing at a right wing think tank.
So what does Behe actually do at his day job? Does he teach low level intro classes to biochemistry? Just idle curiosity...
My understanding is that he is tenured and quarantined. He isn't assigned any classes and doesn't have to do any research. They pay him to do nothing. Corrections welcome, but that is my understanding.
According to the Lehigh Fall 2014 course schedule, Behe is responsible for three classes in the upcoming semester: BIOS 408 RESPONSIBLE CONDUCT OF SCIENCE (0 credits) CHM 371 ELEMENTS OF BIOCHEMISTRY I (3 credits) BIOS 202 BIOMEDICAL EXTERNSHIP (1-3 credits) I will try to resist the temptation to editorialize ...

SWT · 19 August 2014

SWT said:
harold said:
daoudmbo said:
harold said: Lehigh is, first of all, a private institution. Second of all, Lehigh didn't deliberately hire an ID/creationist. Behe is one of the most patient of all the ID types. The standard move, for the few who do get a secular PhD, is the Lisle/Wells move - denounce your own education the instant the PhD has been awarded and run away to a cushy wingnut welfare job in Creationist Land. Behe pretended to be a scientist for quite a bit longer than that. The ones who try to ensconce themselves at mainstream universities are actually the real believers, suffering somewhat for the cause. Sure, Behe has a do-nothing job at Lehigh, but he'd probably make even more money to do nothing at a right wing think tank.
So what does Behe actually do at his day job? Does he teach low level intro classes to biochemistry? Just idle curiosity...
My understanding is that he is tenured and quarantined. He isn't assigned any classes and doesn't have to do any research. They pay him to do nothing. Corrections welcome, but that is my understanding.
According to the Lehigh Fall 2014 course schedule, Behe is responsible for three classes in the upcoming semester: BIOS 408 RESPONSIBLE CONDUCT OF SCIENCE (0 credits) CHM 371 ELEMENTS OF BIOCHEMISTRY I (3 credits) BIOS 202 BIOMEDICAL EXTERNSHIP (1-3 credits) I will try to resist the temptation to editorialize ...
I should have noted that Behe's section of CHM 371 is listed "for graduate students only".

https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 19 August 2014

BIOS 408 RESPONSIBLE CONDUCT OF SCIENCE (0 credits)
How very close (like exact) to the number of credits I would think that Behe's course on "responsible conduct of science" should be worth. Glen Davidson

Rikki_Tikki_Taalik · 20 August 2014

harold said:
If life was started, or commenced to be ,millions of years ago ,in a pool of water containing all the necessary abiotic components, which with the addition of electricity, came into being. No magic, no supernatural, just a purely natural process catalyzed by a flow of electrons. If this is true and can be repeated, we should be able to put a frog in a blender and liquify all biotic and abiotic components and with the addition of a flow of electrons, see a frog emerge alive!
The poor deluded chap seems to have confused the concept of "abiogenesis" with the concept of "miraculous resurrection". No wonder he was so skeptical about abiogeneis. Some mustache-twirling dastard has tricked this poor individual into thinking that scientific hypotheses of abiogenesis have something to do with resurrecting modern frogs.
Let's not leave out the possibility he was simply tapping a memory he had of Joe Cartoon's "Frog In A Blender"

DS · 20 August 2014

https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad said:
BIOS 408 RESPONSIBLE CONDUCT OF SCIENCE (0 credits)
How very close (like exact) to the number of credits I would think that Behe's course on "responsible conduct of science" should be worth. Glen Davidson
Can we look at a syllabus for that course? It would certainly be interesting to see how many things Behe has done wrong, even though he should obviously have known better. Not to mention Ham.

david.starling.macmillan · 20 August 2014

SLC said: Of course, the creationists fail to mention that the detection of any neutrinos coming from the Sun negates the theory of gravitational collapse causing the it to shine. In no way, shape, form, or regard can gravitational collapse produce neutrinos. Neutrinos are produced by nuclear interactions.
No, but see, it doesn't matter how much evidence there is for nuclear fusion. What matters is that there's some misunderstood discrepancy we can obfuscate about in order to cast uncertainty on the entire scientific method and thus justify holding to an unscientific and utterly disproven set of beliefs. It should be pointed out that unlike most creationist claims, this is pretty obviously an issue of "observational" science, not "historical" science. Though I suppose they did issue a retraction once it was obvious they could no longer maintain denial. Speaking of historical vs observational/operational science, how about this? By analyzing the bones of King Richard III Plantagenet, researchers were able to determine highly specific information about his diet and drinking habits, as well as plot changes in those habits over his lifetime. But surely the creationists would object -- this is just "historical" science, completely open to interpretation. Were you there?

david.starling.macmillan · 20 August 2014

Ooh, this is fun.

Saturn's Rings Are 4.4 Billion Years Old, New Cassini Findings Suggest

A usual creationist claim is that secular scientists only reach "evolutionary" conclusions because their presuppositions demand it. They paint a picture in which scientists must force their data to fit the billions-of-years model or face censure from their peers, resulting in a massive unintended conspiracy.

But that's not the case here, because there was never any pressure to "make" the rings of Saturn as old as the rest of the solar system. Because Saturn's rings could have formed at literally any time from a moon passing through the gas giant's Roche limit, there were no constraints on their age. Scientists were completely free to follow the evidence wherever it led.

Turns out, it led to the "4.4 billion years" age in the end. Funny how that works.

callahanpb · 20 August 2014

david.starling.macmillan said: Turns out, it led to the "4.4 billion years" age in the end. Funny how that works.
Your point is good, but still not hard to spin away. First off, YEC thrives by false dichotomies, so it might not even occur to many creationists that there are possible answers other than 6000 years and 4.4 billion years for this question. But let's suppose that astronomers (aka telescope Darwinists) have studied Saturn's rings, and the obvious evidence shows them to be (what else?) about 6000 years old. What's left for them but to go into heavy denial mode. Well, even a bad student fudging their lab data knows that it has to look a little bit random, so you'd want to pick something in between 6000 and 4.4 billion to make it seem real. But, silly Darwinists... so dumb that even when they know they have to fake their results they can't even come up with a realistic-looking value. Hence, one concludes that Darwinists are not only blinded by their preconceptions, not only dishonest in presenting results, but they can't even fake their numbers as well as a lazy undergrad.

TomS · 20 August 2014

It is most perplexing to me how all of these different scientists in different disciplines managed to come to the same conclusion. Not just that the Biblical timescale is wrong, wrong by a sufficient amount that they don't have to worry about it. The agreed-on number could have been a few million years, and that would be enough to satisfy the Bible-phobes. It would be piling it on to say a hundred million years. But that life on Earth is a few billion years old, and the Universe something like 10 billion! But, on the other hand, why would they not go whole hog and say that life on Earth was infinitely old? Or that "deep time" was of the order of trillions, or quadrillions, ...?

How rancorous must have been the secret meeting that settled on a few billions.

Mike Elzinga · 20 August 2014

One of the most consistent characteristics of ID/creationists over the approximately 50 years I have been watching them is that they ALWAYS get the basics wrong. They have been doing this ever since Henry Morris and Duane Gish formed the Institute for Creation "Research" back in 1970. It was probably going on even before then; back in the 1960s when A.E Wilder-Smith was popular among fundamendalists.

We know that Morris was already thinking along these lines in the 1960s, but there were none of these real formal attacks on science until ICR worked out their socio/political strategy for taunting scientists into high-profile public debates on college and university campuses.

Of one thing you can be sure; ID/creationists have been bending and breaking fundamental science concepts to fit sectarian dogma until those concepts have no relevance to the real world. ID/creationist leaders – but especially their followers – are totally incapable of doing productive, basic science because they cannot even form a coherent research program that will work.

Even the typical ID/creationist's high school level of understanding is verschlecht. At best, they can do some technical work and sometimes invent technical devices; but that is an entirely different type of thinking. Lots of people, even young adolescent kids, can invent and innovate without a deep understanding science.

I have made it a point over the years to not engage ID/creationists in debates; and in those very few instances where I have engaged them at all, I have found that they still cannot get the basics right and that they will attempt to climb on your back to get recognition and "respectability."

Furthermore, I have found it quite interesting to study the misconceptions and misrepresentations of science by the ID/creationists; their leaders in particular, but especially their "PhDs." Those misconceptions and misrepresentations get picked up as memes floating around in our general culture, which means that they show up even among students who aren't ID/creationist followers.

So my general philosophy with regard to ID/creationist pushers and their leaders is to allow their misconceptions and misrepresentations stand as shibboleths that reveal their ignorance and dishonesty. I think it is appropriate to just let these ID/creationist Dunnig-Kruger tendencies stand. In my opinion, these idiots will never make the effort to understand why they always fail. They aren't going to change; and their whining renders them less effective.

I suspect that others in the science community have come to similar conclusions. A department at a research university can flunk an ID/creationist scientist wannabe because of his misconceptions and mismanagement of scientific concepts and subsequent failure to build a productive research program. But the ID/creationist will continue to think he has been "expelled" and persecuted for his religious beliefs; he simply cannot understand that it is his poor grasp of science that has caused him to fail.

People who really want to learn, and have the humility and self-awareness to know when they don't understand something, will usually find their way if they can get free of those kinds of demagogues who throw stumbling blocks into the learning paths of others.

daoudmbo · 20 August 2014

And it seems scientists are not afraid of saying something is possibly only 6000 years old:
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/21/science/tuberculosis-is-newer-than-what-was-thought-study-says.html?ref=science

And beautifully showing the absolute defining opposite condition of creationists:
[a professor unrelated to the study commenting on it]
"Until further research is done, Dr. Brown said he would keep an open mind."

“But I’d really like them to be correct,” he said, “because it is going to be fun rearranging all the deck chairs in my brain to accommodate this new idea.”

mattdance18 · 20 August 2014

Mike Elzinga said: A department at a research university can flunk an ID/creationist scientist wannabe because of his misconceptions and mismanagement of scientific concepts and subsequent failure to build a productive research program. But the ID/creationist will continue to think he has been "expelled" and persecuted for his religious beliefs; he simply cannot understand that it is his poor grasp of science that has caused him to fail.
The Dunning-Kruger effect. A critical minimum of competency is needed for a person simply to recognize her own degree of incompetence; absent that minimum, she will overestimate her abilities and ergo will do nothing to improve them. People won't fix what they're too broken to realize is a problem. A sad state of affairs.

harold · 20 August 2014

One of the most consistent characteristics of ID/creationists over the approximately 50 years I have been watching them is that they ALWAYS get the basics wrong.
Because they have no choice. Once you concede the basics the rest of it falls into place. For example, once you learn about DNA replication - "observational" science - you immediately know that life is evolving. Once you can see that it has to be evolving right now, it becomes rather absurd to argue that it didn't evolve in the past. There's a reason why the number of people with an actual legitimate biomedical degree who deny evolution is so tiny. Because based on what we know now, it's undeniable. Incidentally, I suppose this is one reason why creationists have become so frenzied and political since the 1960's. Because prior to molecular biology, the actual detailed mechanism of genetic diversity wasn't known. Evolution was only obvious from multiple lines of evidence like fossils, common biochemical pathways, comparative anatomy and physiology of current life, and so on. But once we figured out how nucleic acids replicate, the fundamental mechanism became clear. The other reason why they became so frenzied is that, whether or not the two things are entirely unrelated, that period of revolutionary scientific advance was also a period of rapid social progress, which they don't like.

Joel Eissenberg · 20 August 2014

@harold,

Google Michael Behe rate my professor. He's been teaching up to this year, apparently to a generally good reception:

http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=215407

Joel Eissenberg · 20 August 2014

Just to be clear, I don't think enthusiastic posts on "rate my professor" are a substitute for responsible science. But if you wonder whether someone is still teaching, google is your friend.

callahanpb · 20 August 2014

Joel Eissenberg said: Just to be clear, I don't think enthusiastic posts on "rate my professor" are a substitute for responsible science. But if you wonder whether someone is still teaching, google is your friend.
Thanks. The first comment on this list is:
Very Easy Class. Exams were not hard at all, he tells you what it is going to be on. Just make sure to cover everything detail about the topic in his notes and you will be fine.
I wouldn't exactly call that a ringing endorsement except from the perspective of a lazy student. However, there would be nothing contradictory about Behe being a good lecturer and still wrong about a lot of things.

Henry J · 20 August 2014

Your point is good, but still not hard to spin away. First off, YEC thrives by false dichotomies, so it might not even occur to many creationists that there are possible answers other than 6000 years and 4.4 billion years for this question.

Yeah, approximately 4,539,998,343 of them, more or less. (Except that I don't know what year the figure for age of the Earth is relative to, so subtract how long ago that year was from the number above.)

Henry J · 20 August 2014

Ignore that; I miscalculated.

Henry J · 20 August 2014

Your point is good, but still not hard to spin away. First off, YEC thrives by false dichotomies, so it might not even occur to many creationists that there are possible answers other than 6000 years and 4.4 billion years for this question.

Yeah, approximately 4,539,999,639 of them, more or less. (Except that I don’t know what year the figure for age of the Earth is relative to, so subtract how long ago that year was from the number above.)

Doc Bill · 21 August 2014

harold said:
daoudmbo said:
harold said: Lehigh is, first of all, a private institution. Second of all, Lehigh didn't deliberately hire an ID/creationist. Behe is one of the most patient of all the ID types. The standard move, for the few who do get a secular PhD, is the Lisle/Wells move - denounce your own education the instant the PhD has been awarded and run away to a cushy wingnut welfare job in Creationist Land. Behe pretended to be a scientist for quite a bit longer than that. The ones who try to ensconce themselves at mainstream universities are actually the real believers, suffering somewhat for the cause. Sure, Behe has a do-nothing job at Lehigh, but he'd probably make even more money to do nothing at a right wing think tank.
So what does Behe actually do at his day job? Does he teach low level intro classes to biochemistry? Just idle curiosity...
My understanding is that he is tenured and quarantined. He isn't assigned any classes and doesn't have to do any research. They pay him to do nothing. Corrections welcome, but that is my understanding. It's important for people to understand that the world isn't "fair", and that wingnut welfare can make creationism a good payoff for doctoral level people who don't have either the self-awareness or the conscience to care. The only highly educated public creationist I can think of who makes the same amount of money for the same amount of work, as if he wasn't a creationist, is Michael Egnor. Neurosurgery pays the same whether you spout nonsense in your spare time or not. It's just incredibly important to realize that many talented PhD scientists, even of Behe's cohort, who had it easier, have struggled as post-docs for years, lost their grants if they ever got one, been denied tenure if they ever got that far, etc. Behe wrote a book of nonsense, but a particular type of nonsense that's popular with certain deluded billionaires, and now he has a sinecure position for life at the expense of whoever's money runs Lehigh. And all the money from the book.
Yeah, it's my recollection having looked this up many years ago that Behe does some undergraduate teaching, simple stuff, but he still has a sign on his door that reads, essentially, "Beware the Troll." So, yeah, he gets money for old rope. Egnor, on the other hand, falls into the category of some of my neurosurgeon and cardiac surgeon friends who all claim to be "good mechanics." I remember my cardio guy giving a career advice talk to medical students and telling them that the greatest skill they needed was to be able to improvise. It wasn't about some high cerebral knowledge about the heart or physiology, rather it was to cut open some guy, look in there, think "Oh, shit!" and come up with a plan. So, Egnor can heal with steel, but outside of that he's a major dumbass.

harold · 21 August 2014

Just Bob said:
harold said: The only highly educated public creationist I can think of who makes the same amount of money for the same amount of work, as if he wasn't a creationist, is Michael Egnor. Neurosurgery pays the same whether you spout nonsense in your spare time or not.
Don't forget all the 'Tea Party' Republicans, like, oh, Paul "Pit of Hell" Broun, who is an MD.
This is on topic, since we're talking about politicized creationism coming out of Texas and similar places. I've often noted in other venues that when doctors go batshit crazy they become Republican politicians. There are at least a couple of dozen examples. I'm sure at least some of the others deny evolution. However, we should note that, unlike Egnor, the batshit-crazy-Republican-politician-who-was-formerly-a-doctor type does, like the PhD turned DI or ICR fellow, make good by doing what they do. (Assuming they get elected.) A congressman doesn't make as much as a typical neurosurgeon in salary, but they do make more than plenty of academic physicians or even primary care physicians in private practice, for doing very, very little. They get a guaranteed nice pension after a few years of work, too, something even neurosurgeons don't get. It's interesting to note that creationists are members of an ideology that accuses everyone else of not working hard, but their own characteristic is to find a way to get money without working. I wonder if some projection may be involved.

https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 21 August 2014

Doc Bill said:
harold said:
daoudmbo said:
harold said: Lehigh is, first of all, a private institution. Second of all, Lehigh didn't deliberately hire an ID/creationist. Behe is one of the most patient of all the ID types. The standard move, for the few who do get a secular PhD, is the Lisle/Wells move - denounce your own education the instant the PhD has been awarded and run away to a cushy wingnut welfare job in Creationist Land. Behe pretended to be a scientist for quite a bit longer than that. The ones who try to ensconce themselves at mainstream universities are actually the real believers, suffering somewhat for the cause. Sure, Behe has a do-nothing job at Lehigh, but he'd probably make even more money to do nothing at a right wing think tank.
So what does Behe actually do at his day job? Does he teach low level intro classes to biochemistry? Just idle curiosity...
My understanding is that he is tenured and quarantined. He isn't assigned any classes and doesn't have to do any research. They pay him to do nothing. Corrections welcome, but that is my understanding. It's important for people to understand that the world isn't "fair", and that wingnut welfare can make creationism a good payoff for doctoral level people who don't have either the self-awareness or the conscience to care. The only highly educated public creationist I can think of who makes the same amount of money for the same amount of work, as if he wasn't a creationist, is Michael Egnor. Neurosurgery pays the same whether you spout nonsense in your spare time or not. It's just incredibly important to realize that many talented PhD scientists, even of Behe's cohort, who had it easier, have struggled as post-docs for years, lost their grants if they ever got one, been denied tenure if they ever got that far, etc. Behe wrote a book of nonsense, but a particular type of nonsense that's popular with certain deluded billionaires, and now he has a sinecure position for life at the expense of whoever's money runs Lehigh. And all the money from the book.
Yeah, it's my recollection having looked this up many years ago that Behe does some undergraduate teaching, simple stuff, but he still has a sign on his door that reads, essentially, "Beware the Troll." So, yeah, he gets money for old rope. Egnor, on the other hand, falls into the category of some of my neurosurgeon and cardiac surgeon friends who all claim to be "good mechanics." I remember my cardio guy giving a career advice talk to medical students and telling them that the greatest skill they needed was to be able to improvise. It wasn't about some high cerebral knowledge about the heart or physiology, rather it was to cut open some guy, look in there, think "Oh, shit!" and come up with a plan. So, Egnor can heal with steel, but outside of that he's a major dumbass.
It's a fact that brain surgery isn't rocket science. Then again, it's certainly not involved with theories of causes, either, which makes Egnor's appalling ignorance of evolutionary causation acceptable on the operating table. Glen Davidson

TomS · 21 August 2014

harold said: It's interesting to note that creationists are members of an ideology that accuses everyone else of not working hard, but their own characteristic is to find a way to get money without working. I wonder if some projection may be involved.
For sure, the ideology of creationism expects recognition as science without doing the hard work. As if simply showing up were enough to merit inclusion in K-12 science classes. As if they can be taken seriously without investigation of the "pathetic level of details" (meaning what happens and when, where, why, how, who). As if a literature search ("quote mining") were a substitute for experimental and theoretical work.

Henry J · 21 August 2014

We need a new word: idiotology.

Doc Bill · 21 August 2014

https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad said:
Doc Bill said:
harold said:
daoudmbo said:
harold said: Lehigh is, first of all, a private institution. Second of all, Lehigh didn't deliberately hire an ID/creationist. Behe is one of the most patient of all the ID types. The standard move, for the few who do get a secular PhD, is the Lisle/Wells move - denounce your own education the instant the PhD has been awarded and run away to a cushy wingnut welfare job in Creationist Land. Behe pretended to be a scientist for quite a bit longer than that. The ones who try to ensconce themselves at mainstream universities are actually the real believers, suffering somewhat for the cause. Sure, Behe has a do-nothing job at Lehigh, but he'd probably make even more money to do nothing at a right wing think tank.
So what does Behe actually do at his day job? Does he teach low level intro classes to biochemistry? Just idle curiosity...
My understanding is that he is tenured and quarantined. He isn't assigned any classes and doesn't have to do any research. They pay him to do nothing. Corrections welcome, but that is my understanding. It's important for people to understand that the world isn't "fair", and that wingnut welfare can make creationism a good payoff for doctoral level people who don't have either the self-awareness or the conscience to care. The only highly educated public creationist I can think of who makes the same amount of money for the same amount of work, as if he wasn't a creationist, is Michael Egnor. Neurosurgery pays the same whether you spout nonsense in your spare time or not. It's just incredibly important to realize that many talented PhD scientists, even of Behe's cohort, who had it easier, have struggled as post-docs for years, lost their grants if they ever got one, been denied tenure if they ever got that far, etc. Behe wrote a book of nonsense, but a particular type of nonsense that's popular with certain deluded billionaires, and now he has a sinecure position for life at the expense of whoever's money runs Lehigh. And all the money from the book.
Yeah, it's my recollection having looked this up many years ago that Behe does some undergraduate teaching, simple stuff, but he still has a sign on his door that reads, essentially, "Beware the Troll." So, yeah, he gets money for old rope. Egnor, on the other hand, falls into the category of some of my neurosurgeon and cardiac surgeon friends who all claim to be "good mechanics." I remember my cardio guy giving a career advice talk to medical students and telling them that the greatest skill they needed was to be able to improvise. It wasn't about some high cerebral knowledge about the heart or physiology, rather it was to cut open some guy, look in there, think "Oh, shit!" and come up with a plan. So, Egnor can heal with steel, but outside of that he's a major dumbass.
It's a fact that brain surgery isn't rocket science. Then again, it's certainly not involved with theories of causes, either, which makes Egnor's appalling ignorance of evolutionary causation acceptable on the operating table. Glen Davidson
Well, that was the point. You didn't have to be rational to be a brain surgeon, just dexterous. My brain surgeon was dexterous, played the guitar in a garage heavy metal band and knew all the Led Zepplin songs by heart. My kind of guy! Never offered to pray over my brain, however, and just as well.

TomS · 21 August 2014

Doc Bill said: Well, that was the point. You didn't have to be rational to be a brain surgeon, just dexterous. My brain surgeon was dexterous, played the guitar in a garage heavy metal band and knew all the Led Zepplin songs by heart. My kind of guy! Never offered to pray over my brain, however, and just as well.
One might think of Sherlock Homes who famously said that he didn't care whether the Earth went around the Moon. And we are told that he was dexterous where need be to do his work. And, of course, clever. As are mechanics and plumbers, and worthy of praise for their expertise. One must be clever enough to be able to handle a situation which one cannot anticipate. But one cannot describe a surgeon without mentioning a massive ego. One cannot work on a living human being without having an ego.

Frank J · 22 August 2014

A congressman doesn’t make as much as a typical neurosurgeon in salary, but they do make more than plenty of academic physicians or even primary care physicians in private practice, for doing very, very little.

— Harold
The other day it hit me. Congressmen and Senators "work" (do what they're elected to do) at most 20 hours during the average week (about which the voters constantly complain, until it's time to vote, then it's "thank you sir, may I have another?"). But in fairness, politicians are salesmen, and salesmen are in "sales mode" every waking hour, or ~120 hr/week. So they "work" not half as much, but up to 3 times as much as the average worker! To bring this back on topic, the same applies to anti-evolution activists, who also "salesmen," of several brands of profitable snake oil.

Karen S. · 22 August 2014

I heard Behe in a debate once. He's likable and a good speaker with a sense of humor, even when he talks about ID crap. So if he stays on script and teaches science he's assigned to teach, with no ID, he might be an acceptable teacher. I wonder if we'd hear about it if he slipped ID into his lectures?

Mike Elzinga · 22 August 2014

Karen S. said: I heard Behe in a debate once. He's likable and a good speaker with a sense of humor, even when he talks about ID crap. So if he stays on script and teaches science he's assigned to teach, with no ID, he might be an acceptable teacher. I wonder if we'd hear about it if he slipped ID into his lectures?
ID/creationists spend most of their time preparing for debates. They often hone some type of persona - often "folksy" with a bunch of canned "jokes" and some cartoons thrown in as slides. I have listened to their live debates and videos of their debates; and what comes across is that they fail miserably at the scientific basics but cover it up fairly effectively with their stage persona. Ken Miller, who as debated some of them, has said that in order to be effective against an ID/creationist in a debate, you have to match them yuk for yuk. But Behe and the rest of the ID/creationist crowd fall flat on their faces when it comes to laying out a productive research program that can address a fundamental research question. When I read the writings of these characters and listen to them talk, it becomes quite evident why they fail at basic research; their grasp of the basic concepts in science is tenuous at best. Even if they had the lab skills as graduate students to participate in the research programs of their PhD thesis advisors, they don't have the knowledge and sustainable research capability to strike out on their own. ID/creationists carry with them those scientific concepts they bent and broke along their educational paths in order to keep their sectarian beliefs. As a result, those concepts no longer have any purchase in the real world, and they can't pass muster in a peer reviewed research proposal. That's why they flunk; their "science" stinks. The only thing they are capable of doing is sitting in "think" tanks writing books and sectarian apologetics. It's like those bozos and bimbos on Fox Noise. Those characters are nothing but carefully coiffed talking heads in suits, neckties, and sleeveless dresses who never risk smearing their makeup, breaking a fingernail, and getting out into the streets and the real world in order to make direct, grungy contact with events taking place all around them. They just sit in front of cameras and argue and make it up as they go. Real research and investigation means immersing oneself in the real world and getting one's hands dirty. ID/creationists will have none of that; they want the respect and adulation without having to do any of the work.

Karen S. · 22 August 2014

I'm very familiar with the way that skilled speakers can make b.s. sound good. Look at politics. But the school can't get rid of Behe and they are paying him, so it kind of makes sense to let him teach very basic courses to get a little return on their investment. He needs monitoring, though. (If they could get away with it, they should make him work in the cafeteria, but they can't)

Mike Elzinga · 22 August 2014

Karen S. said: I'm very familiar with the way that skilled speakers can make b.s. sound good. Look at politics. But the school can't get rid of Behe and they are paying him, so it kind of makes sense to let him teach very basic courses to get a little return on their investment. He needs monitoring, though. (If they could get away with it, they should make him work in the cafeteria, but they can't)
Without the intimate history of Behe's becoming ensconced at Lehigh, one can only try to imagine the "negotiations" that took place after Behe got tenure and "came out" as an ID/creationist. Apparently Lehigh and Behe have achieved a mutual standoff. From the Department of Biological Sciences website:

Department Position on Evolution and "Intelligent Design" The faculty in the Department of Biological Sciences is committed to the highest standards of scientific integrity and academic function. This commitment carries with it unwavering support for academic freedom and the free exchange of ideas. It also demands the utmost respect for the scientific method, integrity in the conduct of research, and recognition that the validity of any scientific model comes only as a result of rational hypothesis testing, sound experimentation, and findings that can be replicated by others. The department faculty, then, are unequivocal in their support of evolutionary theory, which has its roots in the seminal work of Charles Darwin and has been supported by findings accumulated over 140 years. The sole dissenter from this position, Prof. Michael Behe, is a well-known proponent of "intelligent design." While we respect Prof. Behe's right to express his views, they are his alone and are in no way endorsed by the department. It is our collective position that intelligent design has no basis in science, has not been tested experimentally, and should not be regarded as scientific.

And, from Behe's faculty webpage:

Official Disclaimer My ideas about irreducible complexity and intelligent design are entirely my own. They certainly are not in any sense endorsed by either Lehigh University in general or the Department of Biological Sciences in particular. In fact, most of my colleagues in the Department strongly disagree with them.

If I had to guess about those course assignments he is given, I would guess that they are basic enough courses that they would be hard to screw up. I am also curious about that zero-credit course he teaches, BIOS 408, "Responsible Conduct in Science". The irony is palpable. Zero credit. Who would take a course for zero credit if they had to pay for it? And if students don't pay for it, does Lehigh pay Behe to teach it? I wonder if it was assigned to Behe; and if so, was it done as a constant reminder to Behe about how science should be conducted (since he is no longer doing it). I am familiar with a couple of circumstances in which a tenured instructor's sectarian ideology and behaviors in the classes they taught resulted in their being removed and placed in "remediation." Tenure can be an awkward thing for an educational institution to deal with if an instructor has somehow managed to game the system until he got tenure. It is interesting that the Department of Biological Sciences at Lehigh managed to come up with a "warning label" that distances the department from Behe's public reputation.

Karen S. · 22 August 2014

Perhaps he should be teaching remedial guitar. It's a good thing they can control what he teaches now that they're stuck with him.

Karen S. · 22 August 2014

speaking of the devil

fnxtr · 22 August 2014

Karen S. said: speaking of the devil
And guess who's infested the comments.

mcknight.td · 22 August 2014

I am also curious about that zero-credit course he teaches, BIOS 408, “Responsible Conduct in Science”. The irony is palpable.
This looks like the required bioethics course required for anyone wanting to work in a federally funded lab. It probably covers things like 'How to keep a good notebook', 'Be nice to your research animals', and 'Don't make shit up.' Surely Behe is competent in one of those areas.

Mike Elzinga · 22 August 2014

mcknight.td said:
I am also curious about that zero-credit course he teaches, BIOS 408, “Responsible Conduct in Science”. The irony is palpable.
This looks like the required bioethics course required for anyone wanting to work in a federally funded lab. It probably covers things like 'How to keep a good notebook', 'Be nice to your research animals', and 'Don't make shit up.' Surely Behe is competent in one of those areas.
From the Lehigh course catalog:

BIOS 408 Responsible Conduct of Science 0 Credits Responsible practice in research. Training in general laboratory methods; human subjects concerns; radiation safety; chemical hazards; aseptic technique; physical, mechanical, biological, and fire hazards; animal welfare. Occupational and workplace considerations. Recombinant DNA guidelines; patent and proprietary rights; controversies over applications of science. Appropriate aspects required of investigators in all departmental research projects.

It would be pretty hard to screw that up with sectarian ideology and ID/creationism. Much of that stuff is covered by established law. So, good; as long as they have to keep him, Lehigh is insuring that Behe remains pretty harmless.

https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 22 August 2014

Mike Elzinga said:
mcknight.td said:
I am also curious about that zero-credit course he teaches, BIOS 408, “Responsible Conduct in Science”. The irony is palpable.
This looks like the required bioethics course required for anyone wanting to work in a federally funded lab. It probably covers things like 'How to keep a good notebook', 'Be nice to your research animals', and 'Don't make shit up.' Surely Behe is competent in one of those areas.
From the Lehigh course catalog:

BIOS 408 Responsible Conduct of Science 0 Credits Responsible practice in research. Training in general laboratory methods; human subjects concerns; radiation safety; chemical hazards; aseptic technique; physical, mechanical, biological, and fire hazards; animal welfare. Occupational and workplace considerations. Recombinant DNA guidelines; patent and proprietary rights; controversies over applications of science. Appropriate aspects required of investigators in all departmental research projects.

It would be pretty hard to screw that up with sectarian ideology and ID/creationism. Much of that stuff is covered by established law. So, good; as long as they have to keep him, Lehigh is insuring that Behe remains pretty harmless.
I'd think the "don't make shit up" part of science might lead to questions about the cause and effect relationships in his books. But so long as it's the "do as I say, not as I do" instruction manual course, he should be able to state the rules and propriety necessary for decent science without doing too badly. But how do we properly observe poofs in the laboratory (or field), Behe? Not a protocol for any course, understand, just for those of us trying to understand the leap from specific effect to the most general, universal "cause" ever posited. That's right, it's how religion "reasons" and "infers." Not science. Glen Davidson

Frank J · 23 August 2014

Karen S. said: I heard Behe in a debate once. He's likable and a good speaker with a sense of humor, even when he talks about ID crap. So if he stays on script and teaches science he's assigned to teach, with no ID, he might be an acceptable teacher. I wonder if we'd hear about it if he slipped ID into his lectures?
At the college level, probably not. Any that means not even just the bogus "weaknesses" of evolution without any mention of design (i.e. bait-and-switch between proximate and ultimate causes). That's because some students, at least science majors, might ask, "so if 'RM + NS' can't do that, what do you propose did, and have you tested it in your lab?" And keep in mind that this is a private school, where he's free to put God in every sentence. Why do I think that's the case? It hit me when reading the transcripts of the 2005 Kansas Kangaroo Kourt. When asked his opinion on the age of the earth, Bryan Leonard refused to answer without qualifying the "4.6 billion years" with "I teach my students..." He was shrewd enough to know that, if he played dumb or gave a younger age in class, that some students would challenge him, and he would not be able to rebut it.

Karen S. · 23 August 2014

But how do we properly observe poofs in the laboratory (or field), Behe?
I think they cover that at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry.

TomS · 23 August 2014

Karen S. said:
But how do we properly observe poofs in the laboratory (or field), Behe?
I think they cover that at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry.
"'There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words.", "Philosopher's Stone", p. 143 ID/C could not make the grade at Hogwart's.

Mike Elzinga · 23 August 2014

Frank J said: Why do I think that's the case? It hit me when reading the transcripts of the 2005 Kansas Kangaroo Kourt. When asked his opinion on the age of the earth, Bryan Leonard refused to answer without qualifying the "4.6 billion years" with "I teach my students..." He was shrewd enough to know that, if he played dumb or gave a younger age in class, that some students would challenge him, and he would not be able to rebut it.
One of the fortunate characteristics of bright students is that most of them get extremely annoyed with instructors who bullshit. And these students don't just stop at arguing with the instructor; they take their complaints to their advisors, the department heads, and the deans. Behe is immersed in a department that offers a full spectrum of undergraduate and graduate courses taught by instructors who are productive researchers. Those courses are bound to contain some pretty good students as well. So Behe would be better off keeping his head down. It's clear from the department disclaimer and Behe's own disclaimer that he is pretty well boxed in at Lehigh. Furthermore, once he came out as an ID/creationist, he has no other place to go if he wants to remain employed. I would bet that Lehigh can't wait until Behe retires. They could fill that slot with a productive researcher who actually knows something.

Frank J · 23 August 2014

Furthermore, once he came out as an ID/creationist, he has no other place to go if he wants to remain employed.

— Mike Elzinga
He waited to get tenure of course, but he probably privately sold out to pseudoscience well before. In case any new reader mistakenly thinks I'm suggesting that he ever was a closet Biblical literalist, I am not by any means. Yes, for all we know he could be a closet Flat-Earth-Last-Thursdayist, but he is nevertheless consistently on record as accepting ~4 billion years of common descent, and thus denying any of the mutually-contradictory literal interpretations of Genesis. And there's plenty reason to suspect that he doesn't even believe what he does claim against "RM + NS," otherwise he'd have been testing it like crazy, and Lehigh would be encouraging it, and supplying all the grad students he needed to do the grunt work. What he discovered was that it's easier and more profitable to fool the public than to be diligent at research. ID peddlers don't avoid all testing, though. They're always "testing the waters" to see how much they can get away with before the public catches on. So the obvious question after Behe was to see if they can get a non-tenured prof to peddle ID and see if he gets denied tenure. But that's a "heads I win, tails you lose" game, because someone who sells out to pseudoscience will not be productive, and that risks tenure. If he gets tenure anyway, they got another Behe, but if he's denied, they get to whine that he was "expelled."

Karen S. · 24 August 2014

ID/C could not make the grade at Hogwart’s.
I don't know...what about Slytherin House? I think that's an excellent fit for all of them.

callahanpb · 24 August 2014

Karen S. said: I don't know...what about Slytherin House? I think that's an excellent fit for all of them.
Or Hufflepuffs who wish they were sorted into Slytherin.

david.starling.macmillan · 25 August 2014

Oh hell no. We don't want them in Slytherin. Out, out!

Creationists are squibs with Self-Spelling wands. They think they're doing magic, but they aren't actually wizards at all.

Karen S. · 26 August 2014

So much for Intelligent Sorting

daoudmbo · 27 August 2014

I apologize for not knowing the Behe's biography (do I really gain anything from knowing it? Ah well, curiosity). So if I understand correctly, he was a normal biology professor doing respectable research until he got tenure, and once he got it, he came out with all guns blazing ID? Wow, I must think that other tenured professors must hate him, I am sure there are movements to end tenure and he must be their no. 1 example for their arguments.

Oh, and Hufflepuff all the way!

david.starling.macmillan · 27 August 2014

daoudmbo said: I apologize for not knowing the Behe's biography (do I really gain anything from knowing it? Ah well, curiosity). So if I understand correctly, he was a normal biology professor doing respectable research until he got tenure, and once he got it, he came out with all guns blazing ID? Wow, I must think that other tenured professors must hate him, I am sure there are movements to end tenure and he must be their no. 1 example for their arguments. Oh, and Hufflepuff all the way!
You Hufflepuffs can have a grand time celebrating your one good Quidditch season, but know that all the lady badgers are headed over to the green room under the lake.

Ray Martinez · 3 September 2014

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Dave Luckett · 3 September 2014

Ray Martinez said:
Real scientists, notes Prof. Wetherington, constantly test their hypotheses, rather than simply “line up facts to support a hypothesis.”
I for one see nothing wrong at all with "[lining] up facts to support a hypothesis." This is what separates truth from falsehood: facts. To see Evolutionists admit to disparaging facts is extremely rare. I suspect a round of damage control is about to happen.
He confirms that he really can't see the difference. No more need be said.