Pat Robertson: Dinos Lived BEFORE Humans!

Posted 29 November 2012 by

Pat Robertson made a stunning revelation on the 700 Club show, on Tuesday, November 27th. Here's the clip:
Cue howls of anguished protest from Ken Ham in 3,2,1... Added: if you don't see Pat Robertson in the YouTube frame above, then click here to see the video.

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https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 29 November 2012

If he lived another hundred years, might he acknowledge the evidence that birds evolved as a branch of the dinosaurs?

Hmmm, probably not, but he's right that it won't do to fight "revealed science" (an odd term, but ok). It just shows that any such religion lacks either the intellect or the honesty to tell the truth.

Glen Davidson

Sinjari · 29 November 2012

Well, I'm not surprised he can concede that. Ol' Patty would surely have seen the dinosaurs back in his youth if there had been any.

DS · 29 November 2012

So dinosaurs lived before humans! Radiocarbon dating is good! The earth isn't six thousand years old, that's just Archbishop Usher not the bible! Sounds like this guy realizes that denying science is just driving people away from the church. More people should get a clue.

John · 29 November 2012

3 ... 2 ... 1! From Ham's Facebook page:
Not only do we have to work hard to not let our kids be led astray by the anti-God teaching of the secularists, we have to work hard to not let them be led astray by compromising church leaders like Pat Robertson. This excerpt was posted o...n Youtube by a group that is a project of People For the American Way. Pat Robertson gives more fodder to the secularists. We don't need enemies from without the church when we have such destructive teaching within the church.

FL · 29 November 2012

And nobody in the 700 Club studio dared stand up and say,

"Hey sir, as long as you're publicly stating that Christians can't go up against 'revealed science', why don't you ALSO publicly concede that humans originated on earth via evolving from an 'ape-like common ancestor' animal, instead of being naturalistically created directly supernaturally and in the image of God as per Gen 1:26, 2:7, and 2:22?

And while you're at it sir, why not ALSO publicly concede that death was necessarily present on Earth prior to the Fall as the evolutionists state, thus eliminating Romans 5:12-17 and what it says about what Jesus accomplished?"

Can't blame evolutionists for exploiting Robertson on this one. He made a Stupid Mistake, and it was both unnecessary and preventable.

He's a good Q and A man when he sticks to the Bible for his answers---but this time he didn't stick to the Bible at all, and in fact openly opposed it.

IOW, he ripped off that whole family, starting with that worried Christian woman.

FL

FL · 29 November 2012

typo error: please remove/ignore the word "naturalistically"

....typing too fast.

stevaroni · 29 November 2012

From Ham's Facebook page: ... we have to work hard to not let them be led astray by compromising church leaders like Pat Robertson. ... We don't need enemies from without the church when we have such destructive teaching within the church.
Holy crap. I have actually lived long enough to hear Pat Robertson pilloried, apparently in all seriousness, for his "compromising". The Mayans are right. Clearly the end times are nigh.

SLC · 29 November 2012

Note the comment following from fatuous Floyd, the friggen f*cktard.
John said: 3 ... 2 ... 1! From Ham's Facebook page:
Not only do we have to work hard to not let our kids be led astray by the anti-God teaching of the secularists, we have to work hard to not let them be led astray by compromising church leaders like Pat Robertson. This excerpt was posted o...n Youtube by a group that is a project of People For the American Way. Pat Robertson gives more fodder to the secularists. We don't need enemies from without the church when we have such destructive teaching within the church.

Mike Elzinga · 29 November 2012

Unfortunately for FL, this is a case in which Robertson broke with the sectarian scrip of faking knowledge about science.

When that façade slips – as it apparently did with Robertson – we see an example of the duplicity of sectarians of this genre.

FL, on the other hand, believes that by maintaining the façade of faking knowledge of science, he is getting away with it; a really stupid tactic because it backfires so dramatically. Remember your faking it about entropy, FL?

You can go back to the Bathroom Wall now. Nobody here is interested in your fakery.

FL · 29 November 2012

...faking knowledge about science.

Not sure what you're talking about, Mike. The Bible is very clear about when the land animals (including dinosaurs) and humans were created. They were both created on the sixth day (literal 24-hour day). All Robertson had to do was stick with the Bible (like he usually does, btw!), simply tell the Christian lady what the Bible says about the matter, and tell her why it's important to stick with that, even though evolutionists disagree with the Bible. Then simply give her a quickie tip or two on how to tactfully and prayerfully discuss the issues with her family so as to slowly help them to believe the Bible's account. That's all he had to do. There's nothing about "faking science" on this thing. The Christian lady already knew what the evolutionist position was, for her own husband and sons told her straight-up. IOW, she didn't have to be told that her family is infected with the Slimy Virus of evolution, and that the family's spiritual immune system is in danger of collapse. She instead needed to know what the Bible specifically said, and now to relate that specific knowledge to the objections being thrown at her. Robertson should have stuck with that, or at least bring in somebody who could. The Bible approach was how Robertson became good as a Christian "Q and A" man. It is grievously sad to see Robertson abandoning the Scripture approach, right when a worried Christian mother needed it most. FL

fnxtr · 29 November 2012

FL said:

. All Robertson had to do was stick with the Bible (like he usually does, btw!), simply tell the Christian lady what the Bible says about the matter, and tell her why it's important to stick with that, even though evolutionists reality disagrees with the Bible.

FTFY.

DS · 29 November 2012

FL said:

...faking knowledge about science.

Not sure what you're talking about, Mike. The Bible is very clear about when the land animals (including dinosaurs) and humans were created. They were both created on the sixth day (literal 24-hour day). All Robertson had to do was stick with the Bible (like he usually does, btw!), simply tell the Christian lady what the Bible says about the matter, and tell her why it's important to stick with that, even though evolutionists disagree with the Bible. Then simply give her a quickie tip or two on how to tactfully and prayerfully discuss the issues with her family so as to slowly help them to believe the Bible's account. That's all he had to do. There's nothing about "faking science" on this thing. The Christian lady already knew what the evolutionist position was, for her own husband and sons told her straight-up. IOW, she didn't have to be told that her family is infected with the Slimy Virus of evolution, and that the family's spiritual immune system is in danger of collapse. She instead needed to know what the Bible specifically said, and now to relate that specific knowledge to the objections being thrown at her. Robertson should have stuck with that, or at least bring in somebody who could. The Bible approach was how Robertson became good as a Christian "Q and A" man. It is grievously sad to see Robertson abandoning the Scripture approach, right when a worried Christian mother needed it most. FL
This is exactly the kind of reality denial that drives people away from religion. Fine by me, just sayin.

stevaroni · 29 November 2012

FL said: Not sure what you're talking about, Mike. The Bible is very clear about when the land animals (including dinosaurs) and humans were created. They were both created on the sixth day (literal 24-hour day).
Those big guys sure lived and died fast, seeing as how they universally managed to get themselves buried below any layers containing modern mammals or birds. Well, you know what they say; "Live fast, Die young, Leave a good looking, instantly interred, corpse".

Mike Elzinga · 29 November 2012

FL said: Not sure what you're talking about, ... FL
Not just fakery; cynical double-down, triple-down fakery. The stuff you try to master that, instead, just ends up exposing the totally corrupted inner core of your mindless sectarianism.

H.H. · 29 November 2012

FL said: She instead needed to know what the Bible specifically said...
Ok, where in the bible does it list the age of the Earth? Be specific, now.

Carl Drews · 29 November 2012

stevaroni said: I have actually lived long enough to hear Pat Robertson pilloried, apparently in all seriousness, for his "compromising". The Mayans are right. Clearly the end times are nigh.
I share the feeling. I am indeed stunned, and extremely pleased, to see this video! Many thanks to Dave Thomas for posting it! Pat Robertson's words are hard to understand. Does anyone know where there is a transcript of what he said, or would someone like to make one? :-)

apokryltaros · 29 November 2012

FL said:

...faking knowledge about science.

Not sure what you're talking about, Mike. The Bible is very clear about when the land animals (including dinosaurs) and humans were created. They were both created on the sixth day (literal 24-hour day).
Did the incompetent moron who (utterly failed to) teach you Evolutionary Biology teach you that? What days were flightless birds created on? How about penguins? Or flying fish? Better yet, where are all the peer-reviewed reports detailing the alleged evidence about all life having been magically poofed into existence by God using magic 10,000 years ago?

Robert Byers · 29 November 2012

Pat Robertson has been a great christian leader and rightly esteemed and famous for it.
His comments are fine here but just a few errors.
Its not revealed science that these dating methods are accurate and silly to base a whole system of thought upon such things.
Nothing wrong with dinos and the bible either.
Pat is older now and not listening to modern YEC creationism.
He holds strong faith in the truth of the bible and simply is saying there is room to include other things.
Yet in fact there is no problem.
It's alright.

apokryltaros · 29 November 2012

A Moron For Jesus babbled: Pat Robertson has been a great christian leader and rightly esteemed and famous for it. His comments are fine here but just a few errors. Its not revealed science that these dating methods are accurate and silly to base a whole system of thought upon such things. Nothing wrong with dinos and the bible either. Pat is older now and not listening to modern YEC creationism. He holds strong faith in the truth of the bible and simply is saying there is room to include other things. Yet in fact there is no problem. It's alright.
Then why is there absolutely no evidence whatsoever to support the claims made by Young Earth Creationists? Where is the evidence of Adam and Eve and Jesus Christ riding on Velociraptors, taming Tyrannosaurus, or putting a saddle on Triceratops? Why should anyone believe anything Young Earth Creationists say if Young Earth Creationists refuse to believe their evidence-free claims? Because people will go to Hell to be raped forever for not blindly believing them?

Helena Constantine · 29 November 2012

FL said:

...faking knowledge about science.

Not sure what you're talking about, Mike. The Bible is very clear about when the land animals (including dinosaurs) and humans were created. They were both created on the sixth day (literal 24-hour day). All Robertson had to do was stick with the Bible (like he usually does, btw!), simply tell the Christian lady what the Bible says about the matter, and tell her why it's important to stick with that, even though evolutionists disagree with the Bible. Then simply give her a quickie tip or two on how to tactfully and prayerfully discuss the issues with her family so as to slowly help them to believe the Bible's account. That's all he had to do. There's nothing about "faking science" on this thing. The Christian lady already knew what the evolutionist position was, for her own husband and sons told her straight-up. IOW, she didn't have to be told that her family is infected with the Slimy Virus of evolution, and that the family's spiritual immune system is in danger of collapse. She instead needed to know what the Bible specifically said, and now to relate that specific knowledge to the objections being thrown at her. Robertson should have stuck with that, or at least bring in somebody who could. The Bible approach was how Robertson became good as a Christian "Q and A" man. It is grievously sad to see Robertson abandoning the Scripture approach, right when a worried Christian mother needed it most. FL
Can you quote out the Hebrew word from Genesis that means dinosaur? Remember, since the text is literal, it has to be a word that and educated Hebrew speaker (somewhere between he tenth and third centuries BC) would have recognized as meaning dinosaur. A generic term meaning land animal won't do--to the audience that would only have meant hyenas, sheep, lizards, and other animals they were familiar with. Then can you do the same for marsupial?

Helena Constantine · 29 November 2012

Robert Byers said: Pat Robertson has been a great christian leader and rightly esteemed and famous for it. His comments are fine here but just a few errors. Its not revealed science that these dating methods are accurate and silly to base a whole system of thought upon such things. Nothing wrong with dinos and the bible either. Pat is older now and not listening to modern YEC creationism. He holds strong faith in the truth of the bible and simply is saying there is room to include other things. Yet in fact there is no problem. It's alright.
Well, Bob, what about operation blessing? You Remember that. Robertson told his sheep he needed money to buy 2 airplanes to transport relief supplies to Rwanda. But it turned out the planes were used to transport equipment to the diamond mine he had got in Zaire by bribing Mubutu. Is that what a Christian leader would do? The attorney general of Virginia didn't think so, and opened up an investigation against Robertson for fraud and mis-use of his tax-exempt status. But then Robertson contributed $35,000 dollars to his re-election campaign and somehow charges were never brought. That's exactly what Jesus would be doing if he were here now, isn't it?

Frank J · 30 November 2012

Feeding trolls may be fun, but please take a break and do a reality check. Even William Jennings Bryan admitted an old earth 87 years ago. “Scientific” YEC is a mid-20th century concoction that is dying a slow death. If anything it's fellow "Darwinists" who keep it on life support. Polls show that the average evolution-denier "on the street" who hasn’t given 5 minutes’ thought to the “when” questions is more likely to admit an old earth when the questions are worded unequivocally. The ones to watch out for are those who play dumb about the “when” questions, and have at best vague denial or uncertainty about common descent. They’re almost certainly in on the scam.

Chris Lawson · 30 November 2012

FL said: Not sure what you're talking about, Mike. The Bible is very clear about when the land animals (including dinosaurs) and humans were created. They were both created on the sixth day (literal 24-hour day).
Right. This would be the same Bible that states in Genesis 1 that plants were created on the third day and on the sixth day animals followed by humans, but in Genesis 2 states that plants and animals were created after humans.

apokryltaros · 30 November 2012

Helena Constantine said: Can you quote out the Hebrew word from Genesis that means dinosaur? Remember, since the text is literal, it has to be a word that and educated Hebrew speaker (somewhere between he tenth and third centuries BC) would have recognized as meaning dinosaur. A generic term meaning land animal won't do--to the audience that would only have meant hyenas, sheep, lizards, and other animals they were familiar with. Then can you do the same for marsupial?
This is going to be rich. Either FL will ignore your questions entirely, and show us, yet again, what an impotent, ignorant Coward For Jesus he always is, or he'll open his big, fat mouth, and show us, yet again, how his alleged Biology teachers were utter failures were at teaching him Biology. Really, FL is the typical idiotic literalist Creationist. Creationists like FL argue that the Bible means that rabbits are ruminants because eating one's own feces is the same as chewing cud, nevermind that a) they aren't, and b) the original Hebrew translations of the Bible referred to hyraxes, not rabbits, and hyraxes neither chew cud, nor eat their own feces.

DS · 30 November 2012

Bobby just cant deal with the fACt that radio carbon dating has been calibrated back 50,000 years. He has no answer whatsoever for this evidence, he just pretends it doesnt exist and hopes no one will notice. This is exactly what drives people away from religion, ignorant fools spouting off, proudly displaying their ignorance in front of people who know better. Maybe hell start demanding that people believe that the earth is flat and that the sun goes around the earth in order for people to join his special club. In fact, im sure thats exactly what he would do if he thought he could get away with it.

FL · 30 November 2012

Ok, where in the bible does it list the age of the Earth? Be specific, now.

The age of the Earth is an inference (and if you have a problem with using inferences, you're in rational trouble already!) that is drawn from the clear Genesis statements of each day of Creation Week being a literal 24-hour-day. Combined with the genealogies (and ages) listed in Gen 5 and elsewhere, you can calculate a range of between 6000-10000 years for the age of the earth. What you WON'T get, of course, is 4.6 billion years. FL

FL · 30 November 2012

Can you quote out the Hebrew word from Genesis that means dinosaur?

Oh, you don't want to deal with those land animals (ALL of them) being created exclusively on the Sixth Day? Don't like T-Rex being one of the regulars at Adam and Eve's petting zoo? Heh! That's how evolutionists work -- gotta duck the clear statements of Genesis, no matter what. FL

fnxtr · 30 November 2012

Duck? Ignore. Yawn.

FL · 30 November 2012

But then Robertson contributed $35,000 dollars to his re-election campaign and somehow charges were never brought. That’s exactly what Jesus would be doing if he were here now, isn’t it?

So in fact, Robertson gets only the usual hate and suspicion from the atheists and evolutionists, no matter what he says on TV, whether it's Old-Earth or Young-Earth. Atheists and evolutionists are totally happy to EXPLOIT what Robertson said there, because (unbelievably!) he didn't even cast ANY challenges on ANY of the evolutionist or uniformitarian claims at all. You guys & gals got a complete free pass from Robertson on his way-too-short answer. That's the only reason why this thread was created. I'd have done the same thing if I were an atheist or an evolutionist. But other than exploiting him, it's still the same ole "I-Hate-Pat (and-Pat's-Jesus-too)" gig for you atheists and evolutionists. So really, nothing was gained. And now the door has been opened further for Daniel Dennett's "Universal Acid" to wreck more corrosion and erosion on that Christian lady and her family. And it's likely going to happen, oh yes. That Christian mother would have been better off watching bed-hopping soap-operas on that day. FL

Carl Drews · 30 November 2012

Pat Robertson has been an Old-Earth Creationist for a long time. I found this segment on another blog: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/exploringourmatrix/2012/11/a-turning-point-for-evangelicalism-pat-robertson-speaks-out-against-young-earth-creationism.html
GakuseiDon Pat Robertson has been saying similar things for years. This is from his 2002 book, “Bring it on”, page 135 (page viewable on Amazon): “The current theory which I accept points to a big bang theory as the beginning of creation, when about 15 billion years ago an extraordinarily dense mass exploded, and out of that came an expanding universe. Part of the reason scientists believe this theory stems from the movement of the planets. Study of the cosmos indicates that the planets are still moving away from each other. Imagine that we took a big balloon that had not been expanded, put little dots all around it, and then began to blow up the balloon. As we blew up the balloon, the dots would get farther and farther apart. That is similar to what astronomers observe has been happening to our universe during these 15 billion years.”
Or you can read the page at Google books. What is new here is the public visibility with which Robertson has proclaimed his rejection of the Young Earth. From a Christian point of view, it is very commendable that he did so in response to a Christian mother concerned about her husband and children. Salvation does not depend on the age of the earth. I'm having a Jesus moment: right now I feel more joy over Pat Robertson than I do about Francis Collins and Kenneth Miller. This is great news! Don't let the trolls ruin it.

Dave Thomas · 30 November 2012

Carl Drews said:
stevaroni said: I have actually lived long enough to hear Pat Robertson pilloried, apparently in all seriousness, for his "compromising". The Mayans are right. Clearly the end times are nigh.
I share the feeling. I am indeed stunned, and extremely pleased, to see this video! Many thanks to Dave Thomas for posting it! Pat Robertson's words are hard to understand. Does anyone know where there is a transcript of what he said, or would someone like to make one? :-)
Not an official transcript, but this CNN blog does include most of what Robertson said in the clip. Click here.
Televangelist Pat Robertson challenged the idea that Earth is 6,000 years old this week, saying the man who many credit with conceiving the idea, former Archbishop of Ireland James Ussher, “wasn’t inspired by the Lord when he said that it all took 6,000 years.” The statement was in response to a question Robertson fielded Tuesday from a viewer on his Christian Broadcasting Network show "The 700 Club.” In a submitted question, the viewer wrote that one of her biggest fears was that her children and husband would not go to heaven “because they question why the Bible could not explain the existence of dinosaurs.” “You go back in time, you've got radiocarbon dating. You got all these things, and you've got the carcasses of dinosaurs frozen in time out in the Dakotas,” Robertson said. “They're out there. So, there was a time when these giant reptiles were on the Earth, and it was before the time of the Bible. So, don't try and cover it up and make like everything was 6,000 years. That's not the Bible.” Before answering the question, Robertson acknowledged the statement was controversial by saying, “I know that people will probably try to lynch me when I say this.” “If you fight science, you are going to lose your children, and I believe in telling them the way it was,” Robertson concluded.

eric · 30 November 2012

FL said:

Ok, where in the bible does it list the age of the Earth? Be specific, now.

The age of the Earth is an inference (and if you have a problem with using inferences, you're in rational trouble already!)
You seem to have a problem using inferences like N1/N2 = N10/N20*e(lambda2-lambda1)*t, solve for t. I agree, this means you're in rational trouble already.

Dave Thomas · 30 November 2012

Here's a little better one:
Look, I know that people will probably try to lynch me when I say this, but Bishop [James] Ussher wasn’t inspired by the Lord when he said that it all took 6,000 years. It just didn’t. You go back in time, you’ve got radiocarbon dating. You got all these things and you’ve got the carcasses of dinosaurs frozen in time out in the Dakotas. They’re out there. So, there was a time when these giant reptiles were on the Earth and it was before the time of the Bible. So, don’t try and cover it up and make like everything was 6,000 years. That’s not the Bible. . . . If you fight science, you’re going to lose your children, and I believe in telling it the way it was.

Mike Elzinga · 30 November 2012

eric said:
FL said:

Ok, where in the bible does it list the age of the Earth? Be specific, now.

The age of the Earth is an inference (and if you have a problem with using inferences, you're in rational trouble already!)
You seem to have a problem using inferences like N1/N2 = N10/N20*e(lambda2-lambda1)*t, solve for t. I agree, this means you're in rational trouble already.
You have just highlighted another quantitative example of the way FL fakes understanding. Back on panel 139 over on the Bathroom Wall, FL attempted the same fake dancing around about his understanding of another equation about entropy. He ducked and failed a test, couldn’t do it after the answers were shown, claimed that he was using the same formula to “prove” that entropy was order because the author, Bueche, of his physics textbook said so. He demonstrated not only that he couldn’t use the formula to do a calculation, he also demonstrated that he had no way of determining that such a formula had nothing to do with order. He never got the point of the concept test, yet he continued to double down and triple down on his fakery. Now that Carl Drews has mentioned it, I believe he is right that Robertson is an OEC; I think I had at one time seen earlier evidence of that. But this incident highlights some of the deep irrationality and corruption of the YEC’s insistence on denying reality by plunging into endless labyrinths of word-gaming as though word-gaming changes reality. That includes not only FL’s sneering word games, but it is also demonstrated by the totally wacky rationalizations over at AiG and the ICR. It appears to be some kind of fear and loathing about the secular world that has gone far beyond sanity into pure self-delusional hatred of everything that doesn’t fit their sectarian beliefs. Robertson himself has his own problems with that kind hatred when he condemns Dover for Judge Jones’ ruling on Kitzmiller or Haiti for the earthquake that occurred there. These are examples of “religion” at its worst; and it is protected in this country by our Constitution. Faith-healing charlatans, pseudo-scientists, and pseudo-historians gravitate naturally toward these subcultures; and the people who make up these cultures are no longer capable of making distinctions between fact and fantasy. All one has to do to be accepted in that culture is to quote scripture from time to time and learn how to fake “sincerity.”

apokryltaros · 30 November 2012

Lying Coward For Jesus brayed:

Can you quote out the Hebrew word from Genesis that means dinosaur?

Oh, you don't want to deal with those land animals (ALL of them) being created exclusively on the Sixth Day? Don't like T-Rex being one of the regulars at Adam and Eve's petting zoo? Heh! That's how evolutionists work -- gotta duck the clear statements of Genesis, no matter what. FL
Then how come you are deliberately refusing to answer Helena's question about what exact word in Hebrew "dinosaur" is designated as? What's the matter, FL? Too much of a coward to admit that the Bible never mentions "dinosaurs"? Or are you stupid enough to think that we'd be stupid enough to be satisfied with your insulting projection fallacy? Why didn't your alleged Biology and Evolution professors teach you which Hebrew word the Bible used to designate "dinosaur" with?

prongs · 30 November 2012

FL said: Combined with the genealogies (and ages) listed in Gen 5 and elsewhere, you can calculate a range of between 6000-10000 years for the age of the earth.
10,000 year? Backslider! You're giving up ground. Bishop Ussher made it abundantly clear that his date is 4004 BC, not 8004 BC. You need to stay consistent. Me? When I add it all up I get 4.55 billion years. Perhaps your inference engine is not working properly. Best get it repaired.

FL · 30 November 2012

Salvation does not depend on the age of the earth...

...Unless your Christian faith gets eroded & corroded by un-met, un-responded challenges to Biblical authority and historical accuracy. Losing one's Christian faith over evolution, does NOT happen quickly (just ask Charles Darwin), and it's usually a cumulative, multifaceted thing rather any one knife in the back. But it does happen, and the denial of the very clear Literal 24-Hour-Days of Creation Week that is given in Genesis, DOES contribute to the overall slide, the overall constellation of circumstances. First Charles Darwin gave up on Genesis historicity, then he gave up on Old Testament historicity, then he gave up onthe Four Gospels / New Testament historicity...and with it, gave up on Jesus Christ. "Gradual Evolution", you might call it. And no, this is not some backdoor attack on the Old-Earth Creationists. Dr. Hugh Ross has been an OEC for a very long time, and he and colleague Dr. Fazale Rana have cut some GOOD holes in the Evolution Cheese. The late OT schoalr Gleason Archer, an OEC, also did the same thing from a biblical/theological perspective (for example he came up with an EXCELLENT, still-used response to the evolutionist objection that Chris Lawson brought up. But I also know of a specific Christian poster (in another forum) who literally has "Evolved" from a YEC Christian, to an OEC Christian, to a Theistic Evolutionist, to a "Secular Humanist" evolutionist (and yes, I'm using his own words for each stage) and now the guy's an atheist evolutionist for all practical purposes. Again, it took time, and I'm sure there was more than one factor involved. But all of it (including the denial of the Creation Week timing) combined to drop him through the four stages. (If some of you are honest, you will recognize that the downward progession cited, is a very familiar one for you or your acquaintances personally.) What really made it worse was that Robertson didn't even do like Hugh Ross and say SOMETHING to challenge evolution or uniformitarianism, or at least affirm the Scriptures in some way. He said was that Christians can't "go up against revealed science", with no further clarification, and that is a TOTAL concession to the evoutionists. Hugh Ross or Gleason Archer or Rich Deem would NEVER have made such a mistake. FL

DS · 30 November 2012

Looks like Fred Flintstone (AKA Floyd) is back trying to push his reality denial once again. Yubbba dubba doo Floyd. Is the earth flat Floyd, or is roundness just an inference? Does the sun go around the earth FLoyd, or is that just an inference as well? If the holey bible said that the moon was made of green cheese, would you believe it Floyd? Keep spouting your nonsense dipstick, everyone once can see you for the reality challenged scum bag that you are.

Henry J · 30 November 2012

Carl Drews said: Pat Robertson has been an Old-Earth Creationist for a long time. I found this segment on another blog: [...]
GakuseiDon Pat Robertson has been saying similar things for years. This is from his 2002 book, “Bring it on”, page 135 (page viewable on Amazon): “[...] Part of the reason scientists believe this theory stems from the movement of the planets. Study of the cosmos indicates that the planets are still moving away from each other. [...]”
It's galaxies that are moving away from each other, not planets.

phhht · 30 November 2012

FL said:

Salvation does not depend on the age of the earth...

...Unless your Christian faith gets eroded
Poor old Flawd. His holy myths are lies. His mentality is impaired by his religious fanaticism. He keeps repeating his lies, but he can't back them up. All he can do is whine like broke-tailed dog. He's incompetent. He's irrelevant. He's immaterial. He's ridiculous. He's sad. He's sick. And he'll never ever give up or change, because he can't. He can't do shit.

FL · 30 November 2012

Too much of a coward to admit that the Bible never mentions “dinosaurs”?

Not at all. Doesn't say dinosaurs." Just wanted to put the point she was ducking -- and the point you naturally want to duck too -- up on the table for display. No problems with that, are there? FL

DS · 30 November 2012

FL said:

Too much of a coward to admit that the Bible never mentions “dinosaurs”?

Not at all. Doesn't say dinosaurs." Just wanted to put the point she was ducking -- and the point you naturally want to duck too -- up on the table for display. No problems with that, are there? FL
Speaking of ducking, I notice Floyd didn't answer any of my questions. Quack quack you quack.

eric · 30 November 2012

FL said: First Charles Darwin gave up on Genesis historicity, then he gave up on Old Testament historicity, then he gave up onthe Four Gospels / New Testament historicity...and with it, gave up on Jesus Christ. "Gradual Evolution", you might call it.
This appears to be a departure from what you've said in the past. If I am reading the above paragraph correctly, you are saying that simultaneous acceptance of evolution and Jesus Christ is possible, at least temporarily. Saying that accepting evolution leads to giving up on Christ is to imply that accepting evolution is not the same thing as giving up on Christ. Now, I understand you think the chance/risk of the one leading to the other is very high. But at least hypothetically, you admit that it is possible for someone to accept evolution and Jesus. Is that right? Let's take your Christian Poster friend as an example. First he accepts OEC. Then evolution. Then, pretend he got hit by a bus before evolving into a humanist. He'd be saved, right? In heaven, singing with the angels?

Prometheus68 · 30 November 2012

FL said:

Too much of a coward to admit that the Bible never mentions “dinosaurs”?

Not at all. Doesn't say dinosaurs." Just wanted to put the point she was ducking -- and the point you naturally want to duck too -- up on the table for display. No problems with that, are there? FL
All this talk about ducking reminds me of how futile this entire discussion is. Ducks will soon take over the world and humans will go the way of the dinosaurs, according to a recent analysis by a young creationist. http://pandasthumb.org/archives/2012/10/the-ducks-are-g.html When that time comes, will mothers be telling their ducklings that God put human bones in the ground to test their faith?

apokryltaros · 30 November 2012

FL said:

Salvation does not depend on the age of the earth...

...Unless your Christian faith gets eroded & corroded by un-met, un-responded challenges to Biblical authority and historical accuracy.
Then are you saying that Pat Robertson is going to Hell for not believing that the world was magically poofed into existence by God 10,000 years ago?

Just Bob · 30 November 2012

Nope, Robertson is in. He's become filthy rich while spouting Jesus. Actually BY spouting Jesus. That proves God likes him.

The formula is : be (or sound like) an evangelical + lie, cheat, or scam your way into ostentatious wealth (cheating Christians is OK, even felonies) = guaranteed heaven as a model evangelical, blessed by the lord.

phhht · 30 November 2012

FL said:

Too much of a coward to admit that the Bible never mentions “dinosaurs”?

Doesn't say dinosaurs.
So Flawd, why don't you explain to us why you believe in dinosaurs. They're never mentioned in your holy myths, yet you believe anyway. Sort of like the doctrine of the Trinity.

Mike Elzinga · 30 November 2012

FL said:

Salvation does not depend on the age of the earth...

...Unless your Christian faith gets eroded & corroded by un-met, un-responded challenges to Biblical authority and historical accuracy. Losing one's Christian faith over evolution, does NOT happen quickly (just ask Charles Darwin), and it's usually a cumulative, multifaceted thing rather any one knife in the back. But it does happen, and the denial of the very clear Literal 24-Hour-Days of Creation Week that is given in Genesis, DOES contribute to the overall slide, the overall constellation of circumstances. ... FL
Translation: Learning to think and take into account scientific evidence leads to the abandonment of sectarian personality cults and their use of fear of burning in hell as the primary inducement to never leave the cult. That may be bad for the cult leader, perhaps; but why is that bad for the people who finally find the courage to disobey and get out? FL doesn’t belong to a religious community. He belongs to a sectarian personality cult stoked by fear and loathing; of which he would like to be the next feared leader. It shows.

apokryltaros · 30 November 2012

Lying Coward For Jesus said:

Too much of a coward to admit that the Bible never mentions “dinosaurs”?

Not at all. Doesn't say dinosaurs." Just wanted to put the point she was ducking -- and the point you naturally want to duck too -- up on the table for display. No problems with that, are there? FL
Then why do you and all other Young Earth Creationists demand that you know everything about dinosaurs and the age of the Earth, EVEN THOUGH THE BIBLE NEVER MENTIONS EITHER, better than scientists? Hypocrite For Jesus, much?

DS · 30 November 2012

As long as Floyd is going to be allowed to trash up these threads with his nonsensical brand of reality denial, perhaps he can answer a few questions:

1) DId dinosaurs exist in the past? Do they exist now? How do you know?

2) DId dinosaurs live before humans, at the same time as humans, or after humans became extinct? How do you know?

3) If dinosaurs are alive today, where are they? How do you know? If dinosaurs are not alive today, what happened to them? How do you know?

4) Do you have any evidence for any of your answers other than "the bible says so"?

5) WIll you accept any evidence that contradicts what is claimed in the bible? Why or why not?

6) Is Pat Robertson still a christian? Is Pat Robertson still going to heaven? How do you know?

7) Why should anyone care what you believe about dinosaurs or anything else if you are completely ignorant of all of the evidence?

FL · 30 November 2012

This appears to be a departure from what you’ve said in the past. If I am reading the above paragraph correctly, you are saying that simultaneous acceptance of evolution and Jesus Christ is possible, at least temporarily.

Oh c'mon Eric. It's possible for people to forget things, I grant you that. But THIS is getting to be a unique PT phenomoenon that I was telling another poster about (in this or that forum) about two or three months ago: You can post a statement directly to the evolutionists REPEATEDLY in this particular forum (PandasThumb), over and over again, only to have the exact same issue raised up by next year (or less!), because the guys & gals didn't pay attention and git the memo, or else they forgot the memo, or else they whatever'd the memo. This issue goes back to ATBC when I cited the Pope as an example of a Christian who accepts evolution. Still do, of course. There's also Stanton, SWT, Tenncrain, (and Nmgirl~~~for as long as she lasted!), as examples of Christians who accept evolution. Still do, of course. (But don't worry, I'm keepin' an eye on you Stanton! One slip-up, and it's the Jolly-Roger for you!!) **** Anyway Eric, here's the facts:

"I think the evangelical Christians have really sort of got it right in a way, in seeing evolution as the enemy.

"Whereas the more, what shall we say, sophisticated theologians are quite happy to live with evolution. I think they are deluded.

"I think the evangelicals have got it right, in that there is a deep incompatibility between evolution and Christianity, and I think I realized that about the age of sixteen." --Richard Dawkins, April 2011 TV Interview.

FL

FL · 30 November 2012

Let’s take your Christian Poster friend as an example. First he accepts OEC. Then evolution. Then, pretend he got hit by a bus before evolving into a humanist. He’d be saved, right? In heaven, singing with the angels?

Don't know, really. The poster has never stated the exact point on his downward slide in which he made the free-will choice to stop believing in Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. He has only stated that indeed he HAS stopped believing it. He did identify with Christ while he was still an OEC, afaik. But apparently, somewhere after he let go of OEC and took up Evolution, he made his choice to stop believing in Him. That's all I know at this time, honestly. Another Christian wiped out by Evolution. The (dead) End. FL

DS · 30 November 2012

Floyd is lying again. He doesn't have any way of knowing what his imaginary friend and poster child believes about jebus. All he knows is that he accepts evolution, that is all. Anything else is just Floyd making up crap. Period.

Floyd has no business judging Pat Robertson or anyone else.

phhht · 30 November 2012

FL said: The poster... made the free-will choice to stop believing in Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior.
So Flawd, why don't YOU stop believing for, say, a month. You wouldn't have to keep on not-believing; you could just say your magic words again and presto! You're back! No harm no foul! I think even you cannot deny that you would learn some things you can learn in no other way. Or are you, as I suspect, impotent to change what you believe? See Flawd, I don't believe for one second that your beliefs are the result of free will. You're compelled to believe what you do. You can't help it. You're a slave.

Malcolm · 30 November 2012

FL said:

...faking knowledge about science.

All Robertson had to do was stick with the Bible (like he usually does, btw!), simply tell the Christian lady what the Bible says about the matter, and tell her why it's important to stick with that, even though evolutionists disagree with the Bible. Then simply give her a quickie tip or two on how to tactfully and prayerfully discuss the issues with her family so as to slowly help them to believe the Bible's account. That's all he had to do. FL
This woman tells Robertson that her kids have seen that reality doesn't match the bible. Flawed thinks that the best answer is to show them the bible doesn't even come close to being true. For some reason, this is supposed to help them choose the bible.

apokryltaros · 30 November 2012

Lying Coward For Jesus said: (But don't worry, I'm keepin' an eye on you Stanton! One slip-up, and it's the Jolly-Roger for you!!) **** Anyway Eric, here's the facts:

"I think the evangelical Christians have really sort of got it right in a way, in seeing evolution as the enemy.

"Whereas the more, what shall we say, sophisticated theologians are quite happy to live with evolution. I think they are deluded.

"I think the evangelicals have got it right, in that there is a deep incompatibility between evolution and Christianity, and I think I realized that about the age of sixteen." --Richard Dawkins, April 2011 TV Interview.

FL
So how does this quotemined bullshit and your Asshole Behavior For Jesus, and your Inane Threats For Jesus explain why, if the Bible never mentions dinosaurs or the age of the Earth, you and other Young Earth Creationists insist on being seen as the greatest experts on dinosaurs and science ever? We have to believe you under pain of your Gay-Rape Fantasy For Jesus?

apokryltaros · 30 November 2012

Malcolm said:
FL said:

...faking knowledge about science.

All Robertson had to do was stick with the Bible (like he usually does, btw!), simply tell the Christian lady what the Bible says about the matter, and tell her why it's important to stick with that, even though evolutionists disagree with the Bible. Then simply give her a quickie tip or two on how to tactfully and prayerfully discuss the issues with her family so as to slowly help them to believe the Bible's account. That's all he had to do. FL
This woman tells Robertson that her kids have seen that reality doesn't match the bible. Flawed thinks that the best answer is to show them the bible doesn't even come close to being true. For some reason, this is supposed to help them choose the bible.
Because if they don't chose (FL's preferred interpretation of) The Holy Bible, he's going to sic his monster god on them.

Dave Luckett · 30 November 2012

FL, wailing and gnashing his teeth, thinks that not believing (parts of) the Bible to be literal fact when he believes them to be literal fact, leads to atheism. It's a slippery slope, he laments.

The slippery-slope argument is much loved by authoritarians, because they cannot themselves conceive of a nuanced or graduated understanding, or of any intermediate position. Their black-and-white Universe cannot admit of such a thing. They think it's the same for everyone.

But FL is merely demonstrating the limitations of his own mind. He's an extreme authoritarian. This is how he thinks. This is your mind on fundamentalist religion.

Helena Constantine · 30 November 2012

FL said: ... This issue goes back to ATBC when I cited the Pope as an example of a Christian who accepts evolution. Still do, of course. There's also Stanton, SWT, Tenncrain, (and Nmgirl~~~for as long as she lasted!), as examples of Christians who accept evolution. Still do, of course. ... FL
Really? You consider the Pope to be a Christian? pretty hard to believe.

FL · 30 November 2012

As expected, Answers In Genesis (specifically, Dr. Tommy Mitchell), has now responded to Pat Robertson, and it's a VERY complete and total fisking. It's a point-by-point refutation de force (which honestly wasn't going to be a difficult task anyway).

Unfortunately that response probably isn't going to make it to NBCnews or Huffington Post or Daily Kos or Fox News. THEY understand the significance and impact of Robertson's denial of the Bible on the origins debate, and THEIR focus will be kept squarely on Robertson's mess, not on those resource-groups who can strongly analyze and dissect Robertson's claims in comparison with the actual Scriptures.

But that's okay. The important thing is that AIG did a first-rate, no-stone-unturned job of responding, and then they put that response on the table quickly where individual Christians can share it and offer it.

As that poor Christian mother (and many others) are finding out tonight, the battle to believe the Bible is essentially being fought one mind, one heart, one life at a time.

(And honestly, Christians can't rely on TV evangelists like Pat Robertson to do their Bible homework for them anymore. Sheesh.)

Meanwhile, let's share the AIG response-article right here:

http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/2012/11/30/pat-robertson

FL

apokryltaros · 30 November 2012

FL said: (And honestly, Christians can't rely on TV evangelists like Pat Robertson to do their Bible homework for them anymore. Sheesh.)
So does that mean Pat Robertson is going straight to Hell to be raped by God and the Devil for not believing the world is 10,000 years old?

apokryltaros · 30 November 2012

Helena Constantine said:
FL said: ... This issue goes back to ATBC when I cited the Pope as an example of a Christian who accepts evolution. Still do, of course. There's also Stanton, SWT, Tenncrain, (and Nmgirl~~~for as long as she lasted!), as examples of Christians who accept evolution. Still do, of course. ... FL
Really? You consider the Pope to be a Christian? pretty hard to believe.
FL accepts that the Pope is a Christian, and is, allegedly, the only Christian who is not obligated to mindlessly obey FL's myriad bullshit precepts under pain of Eternal Damnation. However, FL then insists that the Pope really agrees with everything FL bullshits, anyhow, making FL's prior insistence of non-obligation pointless and stupid.

DS · 30 November 2012

As expected, Floyd slurps up the drivel spooned out by the lying charlatans at Answers in Genitals. Honestly, christians could never rely on TV evangelists, funny how they never admitted it before.

apokryltaros · 30 November 2012

DS said: As expected, Floyd slurps up the drivel spooned out by the lying charlatans at Answers in Genitals. Honestly, christians could never rely on TV evangelists, funny how they never admitted it before.
Christians like FL only admit that they can't rely on someone, TV evangelist or otherwise, ONLY when it becomes inconvenient to rely on them.

Just Bob · 30 November 2012

We have to believe you under pain of your Gay-Rape Fantasy For Jesus?
And you know it really is a homosexual sex fantasy, NOT a punishment/torture fantasy. The turd obsesses over a gay sex act made more pleasurable, or at least less painful, with the application of a lubricant. Now if it was really about torment, he might have posited uneased rape with, say, a pinecone or a cactus or something. Further insight into turd's anal sex fantasy can be gained by contemplating his choice of anal sex lubricant: a food product that he finds finger-lickin' good.

phhht · 30 November 2012

Just Bob said:
We have to believe you under pain of your Gay-Rape Fantasy For Jesus?
And you know it really is a homosexual sex fantasy, NOT a punishment/torture fantasy. The turd obsesses over a gay sex act made more pleasurable, or at least less painful, with the application of a lubricant. Now if it was really about torment, he might have posited uneased rape with, say, a pinecone or a cactus or something. Further insight into turd's anal sex fantasy can be gained by contemplating his choice of anal sex lubricant: a food product that he finds finger-lickin' good.
I have to disagree. The fact that it really is a homosexual sex fantasy doesn't mean it's not a punishment/torture fantasy. It's both. Flawd's a sadomasochist, and he takes blatant delight in the idea of eternal damnation. If you think hot sauce is a good lubricant for anal sex - well, I doubt that. But yes, Flawd does find it "finger"-lickin' good.

Mike Elzinga · 1 December 2012

FL said: As expected, Answers In Genesis (specifically, Dr. Tommy Mitchell), has now responded to Pat Robertson, and it's a VERY complete and total fisking. It's a point-by-point refutation de force (which honestly wasn't going to be a difficult task anyway). FL
This is what Mitchell over at AiG is parroting of Ken Ham’s “historical” versus “operational” science.

Historical science, on the other hand, is the sort of science used to explain our origins. Because we cannot return to the time of our origins to make actual observations and scientific tests, we must rely on a historical record describing that time. Scientists can either accept the biblical record of those unobservable events long past, or they can make unverifiable assumptions that reject the biblical history provided by God. In attempting to explain all that exists while rejecting God’s Word, those scientists are basically just telling stories about the past. They make assumptions about the unobservable past based on their own anti-biblical worldview and then use those assumptions to interpret the evidence (e.g., rock layers and fossils) that they observe in the present. For example, they find a fossil of an extinct creature and then make assumptions about how it lived, what it ate, how long ago it existed, etc. Millions-of-years interpretations of radiometric measurements rely on related anti-biblical assumptions.

Note the sentence I highlighted. Note also the sneering demonizing of science in the following sentences. These are pure, unadulterated sectarian assertions about what people must believe. Out of the thousands of sectarian assertions about the thousands of religions in the world, AiG is asserting that AiG’s sectarianism is the one and only way the history can be viewed. In other words, AiG (Ken Ham) is simply asserting that scientists make unverifiable assumptions and YECs don’t because YECs have a record of events they can turn to; baada boom! No evidence, no proof; just bald assertion. There is no justification given for why Ken Ham’s sectarian notions trump all others. It is simply a bald assertion that Ken Ham is right and everyone else is wrong. Creationist YECs are simply telling their own stories about the past; making sectarian assertions about what people are suppose to believe instead of providing evidence. Ham has been beating this drum for a few years now; and it is just plain bigotry all the way down to its ugly bottom. There is simply no reason whatsoever to accept Ham’s sectarianism. Thousands of scientists from different national, cultural, religious, and non-religious backgrounds arrive at the same scientific conclusions about nature despite their different backgrounds. The evidence for science is objective and independent of sectarian or secular backgrounds. Sectarianism has led to literally thousands of blood wars over who is the favorite of some deity. Just look at FL’s disgust at Robertson, who is in turn disgusted with more moderate or liberal churches and condemns Dover for “rejecting God” in the Dover trial. The only people who want to bend and break history and science to fit sectarian dogma are the ID/creationists; especially the YECs. It is pseudo-philosophy; philosophy bent and broken to fit sectarian ends, just as they bend and break all science to fit sectarian dogma. In short, Ham’s bald assertions are simply sectarian dogma first, with everything else bent and broken to fit. It has always been thus with the creationists; ever since Henry Morris founded the ICR back in 1970 and started the formal program of doing just that. Ham thinks he is gussying it up to make it sound “erudite” and “logical.” It is just more of the same stupid crap from another jealous sectarian who wants to rule the world.

DS · 1 December 2012

Same old creationist nonsense. Ken Ham "were you there" dressed up in cheap tuxedo with food stains all over it. News flash Kenny boy, you weren't there neither. And since when is eyewitness testimony by a biased and untrained observer given more weight than than good forensic evidence, including independent data sets that converge on the same answer? Exactly why are assumptions "unverifiable", especially after they have been verified? And please explain to me what "anti biblical assumptions" are used in radiometric dating? Oh, you mean assuming that the bible might not have all the answers and we can learn something from actually studying nature. Seems like all the real christians using radiometric dating missed the memo somehow. Oh well, at least this guy didn't make the same mistake as Pat, assuming radio carbon dating somehow applies to the study of dinosaurs.

Just click your heels together three times and say "I believe", that'll sure get rid of all that nasty reality. What kind of brain dead retard buys into this pedantic drivel? Oh wait I know, never mind.

stevaroni · 1 December 2012

FL said: As expected, Answers In Genesis (specifically, Dr. Tommy Mitchell), has now responded to Pat Robertson, and it's a VERY complete and total fisking.
Yeah. Total. Let's review... Original issue: Woman calls in, says children and husband have issues with the way the Bible ignores the obvious reality of dinosaur bodies. Pat Robertson: Replies with a remarkably cogent answer about how religion cannot just ignore reality. Says science is good. Says we need to understand that religion cannot become the enemy of actual fact. Talks like adult. AIG fires back: Obviously, you should ignore reality, such as actual fossils you can touch. When the Bible and known reality conflict, assume science is wrong. Play convoluted inside-baseball tricks with Hebrew word "Yom". Oh, and believe or go to hell. Yeah. That's going to play well with little Jimmy. After all, children love to have their rational questions answered by unresponsive threats from authority. And anyway, it's not like children have any access to science and technology and the ability to evaluate the fact that this science stuff actually seems to work. It's not like they can call up Wikipedia on their smartphone or anything...

apokryltaros · 1 December 2012

stevaroni said:
FL said: As expected, Answers In Genesis (specifically, Dr. Tommy Mitchell), has now responded to Pat Robertson, and it's a VERY complete and total fisking.
Yeah. Total. Let's review... Original issue: Woman calls in, says children and husband have issues with the way the Bible ignores the obvious reality of dinosaur bodies. Pat Robertson: Replies with a remarkably cogent answer about how religion cannot just ignore reality. Says science is good. Says we need to understand that religion cannot become the enemy of actual fact. Talks like adult. AIG fires back: Obviously, you should ignore reality, such as actual fossils you can touch. When the Bible and known reality conflict, assume science is wrong. Play convoluted inside-baseball tricks with Hebrew word "Yom". Oh, and believe or go to hell. Yeah. That's going to play well with little Jimmy. After all, children love to have their rational questions answered by unresponsive threats from authority. And anyway, it's not like children have any access to science and technology and the ability to evaluate the fact that this science stuff actually seems to work. It's not like they can call up Wikipedia on their smartphone or anything...
It is far more important to keep children stupid, fearful, and distrusting of science, because, even though Jesus never said so, Jesus, apparently hates and despises science and reality, and, above all, He apparently hates and despises children who can think for themselves without relying on nonsensical and reality-conflicting interpretations of the King James translation of the Bible.

DS · 1 December 2012

apokryltaros said: It is far more important to keep children stupid, fearful, and distrusting of science, because, even though Jesus never said so, Jesus, apparently hates and despises science and reality, and, above all, He apparently hates and despises children who can think for themselves without relying on nonsensical and reality-conflicting interpretations of the King James translation of the Bible.
That's exactly why this crap backfires all the time. Young people look at the modern world that science has given them and realize that science works. If forced to choose between this world and fairy tales and nonsense, they usually choose reality and reason over lies and deceit. You can threaten them all you want, but those threats ring hollow when compared to the real threats that they face in the world every day. People like Floyd think they can scare others into denying reality. But intelligent people realize that reality denial comes with a very high price tag.

Just Bob · 1 December 2012

Dear Phhht,

Barbecue sauce and hot sauce are two very different things. Many barbecue sauces have no spicy 'hot' component at all. Get your sauces straight. Sheesh.

Just ask the turd which he fantasizes about in his gay-rape scenario.

You know, I have to wonder if he's in the closet or what. Surely he's not openly gay, since his loving fellow evangelicals would shun him if he were. He could be the type that makes virulently anti-gay statements, while taking a 'wide stance' in the men's room stall, or hiring a male 'escort' to 'carry his luggage' on a trip.

But most likely he doesn't even realize or can't admit to himself that he has homosexual urges. Thus his fantasy involves seeing others engaging in gay sex in Hell. I wonder -- when his superego is caught off guard, does either the recipient or the devil wear the turd's face?

Calling Dr. Freud.

apokryltaros · 2 December 2012

DS said:
apokryltaros said: It is far more important to keep children stupid, fearful, and distrusting of science, because, even though Jesus never said so, Jesus, apparently hates and despises science and reality, and, above all, He apparently hates and despises children who can think for themselves without relying on nonsensical and reality-conflicting interpretations of the King James translation of the Bible.
That's exactly why this crap backfires all the time. Young people look at the modern world that science has given them and realize that science works. If forced to choose between this world and fairy tales and nonsense, they usually choose reality and reason over lies and deceit. You can threaten them all you want, but those threats ring hollow when compared to the real threats that they face in the world every day. People like Floyd think they can scare others into denying reality. But intelligent people realize that reality denial comes with a very high price tag.
Look at the devastation and suffering Trofim Lysenko, favorite pet pseudoscientist of Josef Stalin, wreaked on Soviet Biology and Agriculture.

Carl Drews · 2 December 2012

The transcript from Dave Thomas is very useful. For those Panda's Thumb readers who are not familiar with the Evangelical terms that Pat Robertson used, I can provide some insight. If you know this already, skip down. Pat Robertson said:
revealed science
At first I thought that revealed science might refer to science that Robertson likes, and non-revealed science refers to science that he does not like, but I don't see any evidence of that. "Revealed science" in this context means discoveries about the natural world revealed by God to scientists using the methods of scientific investigation (direct observation, experimentation, numerical models, etc.). It is remarkable that Pat Robertson embraces science in this manner, given his own acknowledgement that many of his followers aren't going to like what he says here. Science is a revelation from God. The supportive Bible verse is Psalm 19:
1 The heavens are telling the glory of God; and the firmament proclaims his handiwork. 2 Day to day pours forth speech, and night to night declares knowledge.
In Robertson's view, God revealed to Monseigneur Dr. Georges Lemaître in 1927 that the universe was expanding. Of course Lemaître was an active participant in this revelation, using astronomy and physics to gather the observations and analyze them. After several decades of scientific progress, and further revelation, we have the well-supported Big Bang theory. Pat Robertson said:
Bishop [James] Ussher wasn’t inspired by the Lord when he said that it all took 6,000 years. It just didn’t.
The Evangelical term "inspired" as used here refers to the canonical Bible, given by inspiration from God according to 2 Timothy 3:16. Pat Robertson is saying that Bishop James Ussher's figure of 4004 BC for Creation is not the direct teaching of Scripture; Ussher figured out that date on his own using a mixture of biblical and secular sources. Stephen Jay Gould recognized that Ussher's chronology was a good scholarly effort for its time (1650). But James Ussher's date for the beginning of the universe is wildly and screamingly wrong, because he assumed that one can count backwards through Genesis 3, 2, and 1 to arrive at the date of Creation. You can't. The science revealed to Monseigneur Dr. Georges Lemaître and many others shows that the universe is more like 14 billion years old. By extension, Pat Robertson is using science to interpret the Bible.

Mike Elzinga · 2 December 2012

Carl Drews said: By extension, Pat Robertson is using science to interpret the Bible.
But this was the original tactic of Henry Morris when he formally founded the Institute for Creation “Research” in 1970. The idea was to dress up ludicrous sectarian dogma in a cheap lab coat in order slip it by the courts. This is the use of science to rationalize (make more rational and acceptable) what even children can figure out and reject. When you have a bad product, adulterating it and covering it with a patina that looks like gold is the mark of a true charlatan. It has always been thus with the ID/creationists; right on through their morph into Intelligent Design Theory. And they are still at it and proud. Yet they still hate science because it teaches the template for questioning authoritarian assertions.

Tenncrain · 2 December 2012

Mike Elzinga said: Thousands of scientists from different national, cultural, religious, and non-religious backgrounds arrive at the same scientific conclusions about nature despite their different backgrounds.
Ken Miller mentions in his popular level books like Finding Darwin's God that he has worked with scientists all over the world with different cultures, politics, religions, etc. During the days of the Iron Curtain, Miller worked with an East German biologist; both joked to each other how often their letters were possibly being opened by the CIA and communist East German intelligence, even though the two scientists were only doing biology, only doing.... science. Miller feels science may be the closest the world can come to a universal language. And all this AIG diatribe about "unverifiable assumptions" of historical sciences. Might as well set all criminals free that were convicted with only DNA evidence and no witnesses, even though DNA has also set free other wrongly convicted prisoners that were victims of faulty direct witness testimony. Never mind that much of science relies not on direct observation but on multiple inferences based on repeated and predictable patterns. Never mind that sometimes even direct observations can mislead (funny how the sidewalk I'm standing on is two meters wide where I stand but sidewalk "narrows" as I look into the distance).

dalehusband · 2 December 2012

All this means is that even Pat Robertson knows when to stop lying about something.

Too bad FL does not.

DS · 3 December 2012

dalehusband said: All this means is that even Pat Robertson knows when to stop lying about something. Too bad FL does not.
I think even Floyd realizes that he screwed up royally again, that's why he ran away with his tail between his monkey legs AGAIN. He claimed that we couldn't trust science and that we can never know anything about the past. He claimed that the holey bible is the only way to know anything. Then he proceeded to tell us all about dinosaurs, about how many species there were and where they lived and how they are all extinct now. But when asked how he knows all of this he went completely silent. When asked where in the bible it says all this he clammed up like an oyster. He knows deep down that science works. He knows he's just running a really bad scam that no one with two neurons to rub together would ever fall for. He just can't help himself from blubbering self contradictory nonsense and exposing his fallacious reasoning for all to see.

FL · 3 December 2012

It's not any big deal -- the answer is already "No", that's clear enough -- but is anybody in position to answer AIG's response to Robertson, (either in part or in whole)?

DS · 3 December 2012

DS said: As long as Floyd is going to be allowed to trash up these threads with his nonsensical brand of reality denial, perhaps he can answer a few questions: 1) Did dinosaurs exist in the past? Do they exist now? How do you know? 2) Did dinosaurs live before humans, at the same time as humans, or after humans became extinct? How do you know? 3) If dinosaurs are alive today, where are they? How do you know? If dinosaurs are not alive today, what happened to them? How do you know? How many species were there? Where did they live? On what day of creation were they poofed? 4) Do you have any evidence for any of your answers other than "the bible says so"? 5) Will you accept any evidence that contradicts what is claimed in the bible? Why or why not? 6) Is Pat Robertson still a christian? Is Pat Robertson still going to heaven? How do you know? 7) Why should anyone care what you believe about dinosaurs or anything else if you are completely ignorant of all of the evidence?
Just as soon as you give some answers, dipstick.

Henry J · 3 December 2012

For 1), 2), and 3), the answer is watch The Flintstones. :p

DS · 3 December 2012

Yubba dubba do!

DS · 3 December 2012

DS said: Same old creationist nonsense. Ken Ham "were you there" dressed up in cheap tuxedo with food stains all over it. News flash Kenny boy, you weren't there neither. And since when is eyewitness testimony by a biased and untrained observer given more weight than than good forensic evidence, including independent data sets that converge on the same answer? Exactly why are assumptions "unverifiable", especially after they have been verified? And please explain to me what "anti biblical assumptions" are used in radiometric dating? Oh, you mean assuming that the bible might not have all the answers and we can learn something from actually studying nature. Seems like all the real christians using radiometric dating missed the memo somehow. Oh well, at least this guy didn't make the same mistake as Pat, assuming radio carbon dating somehow applies to the study of dinosaurs. Just click your heels together three times and say "I believe", that'll sure get rid of all that nasty reality. What kind of brain dead retard buys into this pedantic drivel? Oh wait I know, never mind.
You mean like this?

eric · 3 December 2012

FL said: It's not any big deal -- the answer is already "No", that's clear enough -- but is anybody in position to answer AIG's response to Robertson, (either in part or in whole)?
Its been done every time they bring up their 'historical science' claptrap. The extremely short version of the response is: 1. Scientists use the same tools and methods to study both past and present phenomena; AIG is making sh*t up when they claim there are two different types of sciences. There aren't.* 2. Even AIG doesn't take their propaganda seriously, since they are perfectly fine with forensics (just one example). Instead, it becomes transparently clear after minimal study time that the whole "historical sciences" thing is just them trying to claim an exception to the bits of Genesis they take literally. *I'd also argue that since c is not infinite, every study of a "present" phenomena is, in a quite literal sense, a study of a past phenomena.

Dave Thomas · 3 December 2012

Sheesh, here's what I said about creationist insistence that science could only be done in a lab with repeated observations of experiments:
"Every molecular comparison of various life forms is a "repeat observation" of evolution." D. Thomas, Albq. Trib., Aug 31, 1996.

TomS · 3 December 2012

eric said: Its been done every time they bring up their 'historical science' claptrap. The extremely short version of the response is: 1. Scientists use the same tools and methods to study both past and present phenomena; AIG is making sh*t up when they claim there are two different types of sciences. There aren't.* 2. Even AIG doesn't take their propaganda seriously, since they are perfectly fine with forensics (just one example). Instead, it becomes transparently clear after minimal study time that the whole "historical sciences" thing is just them trying to claim an exception to the bits of Genesis they take literally. *I'd also argue that since c is not infinite, every study of a "present" phenomena is, in a quite literal sense, a study of a past phenomena.
If we were going to discount "historical" sciences because they study things which are distant in time, why not also discount the study of things which are distant in space, or too small to see with the naked eye, or too fast or too slow, or inaccessible for some reason or other? Actually, the real power of science comes with its ability to tell us about things which are not directly perceived by ordinary human senses. It tells us about electrons and neutrinos, about ultraviolet and infrared, about the center of the Earth, ...

FL · 3 December 2012

In other words, DS, you are in no position to respond to AIG's refutation of Pat Robertson. You could be in such a position if you were interested, but you aren't. You know something about science, but you are honestly a Biblical Illiterate, and so you cannot respond to AIG (or even to Robertson) on that level. And you're even content to be that way, really. Meanwhile...

6) Is Pat Robertson still a christian? Is Pat Robertson still going to heaven? How do you know?

Just from the previous responses in this thread, you should already know my answer. But you don't.

1) Did dinosaurs exist in the past? Do they exist now? How do you know?

Just from the previous responses in this thread, you should already know my answer. But you don't.

2) Did dinosaurs live before humans, at the same time as humans, or after humans became extinct? How do you know?

Just from my previous discussion of Scripture, you should already know my answer. But you don't.

5) Will you accept any evidence that contradicts what is claimed in the bible? Why or why not?

Nope, because I know what 2 Tim 3:16 says, (I don't think you do). I also know that Jesus accepted the historical claims of Gen as literally true (Matt 19), so I follow Jesus. I also know what brand of sunglasses (presuppositions and assumptions) through which you're interpreting "the evidence". It's called materialism and atheism. Evidence is out there, we all see it, but what is the ~~interpretation~~ of that evidence, given that you're dealing with historical science and NOT experimental science? The answer to that one definitely depends on your sunglasses. Mine is Christianity and theism, yours is materialism and atheism. Mine says that science is not qualified to eliminate the biblical reports of literal supernatural miracles as actual history, but YOURS says the exact opposite. The problem is that Pat Robertson's answer to that Christian lady, made it sound exactly as if he's wearing the same anti-supernaturalist sunglasses as you (even though we know he's not.) He didn't even give any biblical support and rational assurance that other OEC's like Ross, Rana, Deem, Archer, etc would easily have given. FL

FL · 3 December 2012

Scientists use the same tools and methods to study both past and present phenomena; AIG is making sh*t up when they claim there are two different types of sciences.

Not only is THIS wrong, but it's even intuitively wrong. You can buy little chemistry toy labs at the store for Christmas and teach the kiddies experimental science. Show them repeatable experiments, empirical observation. The tykes catch the concepts in microseconds. Can't do those concepts with macroevolution, however. Can't do that with unobserved fake jokers like "apelike common ancestor." Can't avoid the sunglasses either. FL

DS · 3 December 2012

FL said: In other words, DS, you are in no position to respond to AIG's refutation of Pat Robertson. You could be in such a position if you were interested, but you aren't. You know something about science, but you are honestly a Biblical Illiterate, and so you cannot respond to AIG (or even to Robertson) on that level. And you're even content to be that way, really. Meanwhile...

6) Is Pat Robertson still a christian? Is Pat Robertson still going to heaven? How do you know?

Just from the previous responses in this thread, you should already know my answer. But you don't.

1) Did dinosaurs exist in the past? Do they exist now? How do you know?

Just from the previous responses in this thread, you should already know my answer. But you don't.

2) Did dinosaurs live before humans, at the same time as humans, or after humans became extinct? How do you know?

Just from my previous discussion of Scripture, you should already know my answer. But you don't.

5) Will you accept any evidence that contradicts what is claimed in the bible? Why or why not?

Nope, because I know what 2 Tim 3:16 says, (I don't think you do). I also know that Jesus accepted the historical claims of Gen as literally true (Matt 19), so I follow Jesus. I also know what brand of sunglasses (presuppositions and assumptions) through which you're interpreting "the evidence". It's called materialism and atheism. Evidence is out there, we all see it, but what is the ~~interpretation~~ of that evidence, given that you're dealing with historical science and NOT experimental science? The answer to that one definitely depends on your sunglasses. Mine is Christianity and theism, yours is materialism and atheism. Mine says that science is not qualified to eliminate the biblical reports of literal supernatural miracles as actual history, but YOURS says the exact opposite. The problem is that Pat Robertson's answer to that Christian lady, made it sound exactly as if he's wearing the same anti-supernaturalist sunglasses as you (even though we know he's not.) He didn't even give any biblical support and rational assurance that other OEC's like Ross, Rana, Deem, Archer, etc would easily have given. FL
In other word Floyd, you are ion no position to judge anyone. Piss off.

eric · 3 December 2012

Classic FL.

9:41 - FL claims no one has ever addressed some argument of his (or AIG's, in this case).

10:16 - DS posts response (which FL ignored previously)

10:49 - eric posts response

11:16 - Dave Thomas posts response (with link - showing FL ignored it previously)

11:45 - FL shows up and says DS hasn't responded to his argument yet.

We are in a Mel Brooks movie. "What hump?"

DS · 3 December 2012

There you have it folks, the bible says the earth is flat, Floyd says must be so. The bible says the sun goes around the earth Floyd nods his head. The bible says women are inferior, Floyd agrees. The bible says slavery is just finem, Floyd goes along. Any bullshit at all, don't matter to Floyd whether it rational or contradicted by real evidence, he don't give a rats ass. And he wonders why everyone thinks he's crazy.

DS · 3 December 2012

eric said: Classic FL. 9:41 - FL claims no one has ever addressed some argument of his (or AIG's, in this case). 10:16 - DS posts response (which FL ignored previously) 10:49 - eric posts response 11:16 - Dave Thomas posts response (with link - showing FL ignored it previously) 11:45 - FL shows up and says DS hasn't responded to his argument yet. We are in a Mel Brooks movie. "What hump?"
Well at least it's consistent with his "can't know anything about the past" scthick.

Dave Thomas · 3 December 2012

FL said: In other words, DS, you are in no position to respond to AIG's refutation of Pat Robertson. You could be in such a position if you were interested, but you aren't. You know something about science, but you are honestly a Biblical Illiterate, and so you cannot respond to AIG (or even to Robertson) on that level. And you're even content to be that way, really. Meanwhile...

6) Is Pat Robertson still a christian? Is Pat Robertson still going to heaven? How do you know?

Just from the previous responses in this thread, you should already know my answer. But you don't.

1) Did dinosaurs exist in the past? Do they exist now? How do you know?

Just from the previous responses in this thread, you should already know my answer. But you don't.

2) Did dinosaurs live before humans, at the same time as humans, or after humans became extinct? How do you know?

Just from my previous discussion of Scripture, you should already know my answer. But you don't.

5) Will you accept any evidence that contradicts what is claimed in the bible? Why or why not?

Nope, because I know what 2 Tim 3:16 says, (I don't think you do). I also know that Jesus accepted the historical claims of Gen as literally true (Matt 19), so I follow Jesus. I also know what brand of sunglasses (presuppositions and assumptions) through which you're interpreting "the evidence". It's called materialism and atheism. Evidence is out there, we all see it, but what is the ~~interpretation~~ of that evidence, given that you're dealing with historical science and NOT experimental science? The answer to that one definitely depends on your sunglasses. Mine is Christianity and theism, yours is materialism and atheism. Mine says that science is not qualified to eliminate the biblical reports of literal supernatural miracles as actual history, but YOURS says the exact opposite. The problem is that Pat Robertson's answer to that Christian lady, made it sound exactly as if he's wearing the same anti-supernaturalist sunglasses as you (even though we know he's not.) He didn't even give any biblical support and rational assurance that other OEC's like Ross, Rana, Deem, Archer, etc would easily have given. FL
FL, you say you have answered these questions (see bold emphases above), but I have reviewed the entire thread, and can find NO CLEAR ANSWERS FROM YOU AT ALL. If I missed them, please reply by pointing to those posts, like I am pointing to this one of yours. Until you answer DS's very clear and reasonable questions, DIRECTLY (no copping out by saying "I answered that already"), every single post of yours will be immediately thrown to the bathroom wall, where its excretory essence will keep it clinging there. You have been Advised.

eric · 3 December 2012

FL said:

Scientists use the same tools and methods to study both past and present phenomena; AIG is making sh*t up when they claim there are two different types of sciences.

Not only is THIS wrong, but it's even intuitively wrong.
Intuition is a really terrible guide. For example, my intuition (and probably yours too) would tell you that if you shoot a single atom at a screen with two parallel slits, it will go thorugh one or the other. We would never intuit that it will go through both simultaneously.*
You can buy little chemistry toy labs at the store for Christmas and teach the kiddies experimental science. Show them repeatable experiments, empirical observation.
If the experiment is repeatable it means you are analyzing historical data (past experiments) and testing it for accuracy. IOW doing exactly what AIG says "observational" science doesn't do.
The tykes catch the concepts in microseconds.
Hopefully, yes, they will only take microseconds to realize that we can study claims about the past. *Even worse for our intuition: Feynman would probably correct this and say the atom follows every possible path in the universe simultaneously. The reason we 'see' it going through only two is because the contributions of all the other paths cancel out.

DS · 3 December 2012

Dave Thomas said:
FL said: In other words, DS, you are in no position to respond to AIG's refutation of Pat Robertson. You could be in such a position if you were interested, but you aren't. You know something about science, but you are honestly a Biblical Illiterate, and so you cannot respond to AIG (or even to Robertson) on that level. And you're even content to be that way, really. Meanwhile...

6) Is Pat Robertson still a christian? Is Pat Robertson still going to heaven? How do you know?

Just from the previous responses in this thread, you should already know my answer. But you don't.

1) Did dinosaurs exist in the past? Do they exist now? How do you know?

Just from the previous responses in this thread, you should already know my answer. But you don't.

2) Did dinosaurs live before humans, at the same time as humans, or after humans became extinct? How do you know?

Just from my previous discussion of Scripture, you should already know my answer. But you don't.

5) Will you accept any evidence that contradicts what is claimed in the bible? Why or why not?

Nope, because I know what 2 Tim 3:16 says, (I don't think you do). I also know that Jesus accepted the historical claims of Gen as literally true (Matt 19), so I follow Jesus. I also know what brand of sunglasses (presuppositions and assumptions) through which you're interpreting "the evidence". It's called materialism and atheism. Evidence is out there, we all see it, but what is the ~~interpretation~~ of that evidence, given that you're dealing with historical science and NOT experimental science? The answer to that one definitely depends on your sunglasses. Mine is Christianity and theism, yours is materialism and atheism. Mine says that science is not qualified to eliminate the biblical reports of literal supernatural miracles as actual history, but YOURS says the exact opposite. The problem is that Pat Robertson's answer to that Christian lady, made it sound exactly as if he's wearing the same anti-supernaturalist sunglasses as you (even though we know he's not.) He didn't even give any biblical support and rational assurance that other OEC's like Ross, Rana, Deem, Archer, etc would easily have given. FL
FL, you say you have answered these questions (see bold emphases above), but I have reviewed the entire thread, and can find NO CLEAR ANSWERS FROM YOU AT ALL. If I missed them, please reply by pointing to those posts, like I am pointing to this one of yours. Until you answer DS's very clear and reasonable questions, DIRECTLY (no copping out by saying "I answered that already"), every single post of yours will be immediately thrown to the bathroom wall, where its excretory essence will keep it clinging there. You have been Advised.
Thanks Dave. About time.

stevaroni · 3 December 2012

TomS said: If we were going to discount "historical" sciences because they study things which are distant in time, why not also discount the study of things which are distant in space, or too small to see with the naked eye, or too fast or too slow, or inaccessible for some reason or other?
The true irony is that all these things apply to more to religion than evolution. Biblical events "happened" thousands of years ago, ostensibly in front of people who didn't bother to write them down for another couple of thousand years or so. They happened in distant lands with different languages and social conventions, which makes metaphor difficult to understand sometimes. God may watch every sparrow fall, but he doesn't seem to want to intervene, regardless of how his adherents beseech him. Evolution, on the other hand, is no more distant in time and space than Rich Lenski's test tubes and your local natural history museum. In my neck of the woods, you can actually touch a dead mammoth, and college students regularly demonstrate natural selection in a petri dish, but Noah's ark and Moses' tablets seem to have... er... disappeared.

DS · 3 December 2012

Since Floyd can't possibly know what happened in the past, here are the questions again, along with several others he has been avoiding:

1) Did dinosaurs exist in the past? Do they exist now? How do you know?

2) Did dinosaurs live before humans, at the same time as humans, or after humans became extinct? How do you know?

3) If dinosaurs are alive today, where are they? How do you know? If dinosaurs are not alive today, what happened to them? How do you know? How many species were there? Where did they live? On what day of creation were they poofed?

4) Do you have any evidence for any of your answers other than “the bible says so”?

5) Will you accept any evidence that contradicts what is claimed in the bible? Why or why not?

6) Is Pat Robertson still a christian? Is Pat Robertson still going to heaven? How do you know?

7) Why should anyone care what you believe about dinosaurs or anything else if you are completely ignorant of all of the evidence?

8) And since when is eyewitness testimony by a biased and untrained observer given more weight than than good forensic evidence, including independent data sets that converge on the same answer?

9) Exactly why are assumptions “unverifiable”, especially after they have been verified?

10) And please explain to me what “anti biblical assumptions” are used in radiometric dating?

stevaroni · 3 December 2012

Carl - I'll decode it even further;
Carl Drews said: Pat Robertson said: revealed science
Pat Robertson means: "Science we can no longer argue against without looking like idiots". See: "Earth is round."
Pat Robertson said: Bishop [James] Ussher wasn’t inspired by the Lord when he said that it all took 6,000 years.
Pat Robertson means: "Nobody really believes this anymore. Stop calling it 'inspired'". See: "Yes really, the Earth is round."

Henry J · 3 December 2012

but Noah’s ark and Moses’ tablets seem to have… er… disappeared.

Especially that little known third tablet - the one that Mel Brooks dropped.

DS · 3 December 2012

As long as you are taking the time to answer all of my questions Floyd, here is one more for you. Do you really think that what you are doing here can be described as good christian behavior? You know asking snarky questions, then completely ignoring all of the answers, then coming back days later, not even bothering to check to see if anyone has responded and claiming the didn't, even though many actually did? Do you think it is proper to ignore all questions put to you, claim you answered them and go on demanding that others answer your questions when you refused to answer theirs? Is this the way jesus behaved? Is the the way you were taught to behave?

Paul said that he became all thing s to all men so hem might by all means save some. You are commanded to try to convert people FLoyd, by the very book you claim is always right. Yet you drive people away from your religion with your nonsense and word games and your fundamental dishonesty. For shame FLoyd, for shame. Learn some science, examine some evidence, admit that this is the correct way to study the natural world. Then maybe you might convince someone of something other than the rudeness of your behavior.

dalehusband · 3 December 2012

FL being an outright liar yet again.
FL said: In other words, DS, you are in no position to respond to AIG's refutation of Pat Robertson. You could be in such a position if you were interested, but you aren't. You know something about science, but you are honestly a Biblical Illiterate, and so you cannot respond to AIG (or even to Robertson) on that level. And you're even content to be that way, really. Evidence is out there, we all see it, but what is the ~~interpretation~~ of that evidence, given that you're dealing with historical science and NOT experimental science? The answer to that one definitely depends on your sunglasses. Mine is Christianity and theism, yours is materialism and atheism. Mine says that science is not qualified to eliminate the biblical reports of literal supernatural miracles as actual history, but YOURS says the exact opposite. The problem is that Pat Robertson's answer to that Christian lady, made it sound exactly as if he's wearing the same anti-supernaturalist sunglasses as you (even though we know he's not.) He didn't even give any biblical support and rational assurance that other OEC's like Ross, Rana, Deem, Archer, etc would easily have given. FL
FL said:

Scientists use the same tools and methods to study both past and present phenomena; AIG is making sh*t up when they claim there are two different types of sciences.

Not only is THIS wrong, but it's even intuitively wrong. You can buy little chemistry toy labs at the store for Christmas and teach the kiddies experimental science. Show them repeatable experiments, empirical observation. The tykes catch the concepts in microseconds. Can't do those concepts with macroevolution, however. Can't do that with unobserved fake jokers like "apelike common ancestor." Can't avoid the sunglasses either. FL
If the laws of chemistry and physics, as discovered and confirmed by repeatable experiments, are consistent throughout space and time, as you would expect from a rational God who created the universe, then all of FL's arguments are simply false, period. It's not about believing or disbelieving the Bible at all. It's about being HONEST, period. Young-Earth Creationism is a flat out LIE. If you cling to it because of religion, you make your religion a lie too.

DavidK · 3 December 2012

And good news in another area:

https://www.au.org/blogs/wall-of-separation/voucher-victory-louisiana-court-strikes-down-private-school-aid-scheme

Louisiana voucher/creationism program loses in court.

apokryltaros · 3 December 2012

Science-Hating Bigot For Jesus lied:

Scientists use the same tools and methods to study both past and present phenomena; AIG is making sh*t up when they claim there are two different types of sciences.

Not only is THIS wrong, but it's even intuitively wrong. You can buy little chemistry toy labs at the store for Christmas and teach the kiddies experimental science. Show them repeatable experiments, empirical observation. The tykes catch the concepts in microseconds. Can't do those concepts with macroevolution, however. Can't do that with unobserved fake jokers like "apelike common ancestor." Can't avoid the sunglasses either. FL
Then why do humans and apes share almost identical anatomy and almost identical genomes? Why can we breed dogs and other organisms into so many thousands of varied forms? Why do we see so many lineages of weird things in the fossil record? Because you said it t'ain't so? Because it will magically hurt Jesus' feelings and cause Him to throw another mass-murdering temper tantrum?

phhht · 3 December 2012

FL said: You can buy little chemistry toy labs at the store for Christmas and teach the kiddies experimental science. Show them repeatable experiments, empirical observation. The tykes catch the concepts in microseconds.
You know what they'll catch on to, Flawd? They'll notice that there are no gods in the box. Totally unnecessary for chemistry. Then they'll notice that there are no gods in the explanations. Gods are totally superfluous to repeatable experiments, empirical observations, and objective reality. And you know what Flawd? The tykes catch on to the concepts in microseconds.

FL · 3 December 2012

Well, Dave, I didn't know I had your attention, but since I do temporarily, I'm happy to respond to you. And yes, since I am responding in detail and at length, I invite you to actually dialog with me on these questions -- (and please do a MUCH better job of it than DS, thanks in advance!). First, I'm going to quote something directly from DS (namely, his stated basis for asking his particular list of questions)....

Since Floyd can’t possibly know what happened in the past...

But I never claimed anything like that. You go check that, please. DS doesn't have a Bible, but I do, and it clearly SAYS what happened in the past. Moreover, it does so at a level of specific detail that enables any reader to approximately infer or calculate the age of the earth (according to the Bible's words) and thereby respond to Pat Robertson. (And yes, to keep this discussion topical, I'll be emphasizing clear answers to DS's question WRT your chosen thread topic---Pat Robertson.) ******** Okay, moving on to those clear answers for you....

1) Did dinosaurs exist in the past? Do they exist now? How do you know?

Clear Answer: EVERYBODY, evolutionists and YEC and OEC and ID, believes that dinosaurs existed in the past and that they don't exist now, and fossils prove there used to be dinosaurs. I believe the same. Btw, here's another clear answer: DS's question comes across as very stupid (because it's so condescending). Good job DS.

2) Did dinosaurs live before humans, at the same time as humans, or after humans became extinct? How do you know?

Clear Answer: I SAID already that, according to the Bible, all land animals, including dinosaurs, were created on the SIXTH DAY, and that humans were also created on the SAME day. Go check it please. Logically, that would fit the "at the same time" category. Again, this DIRECTLY refutes Robertson's answer if one happens to share the supernaturalist, Bible-Is-Infallible assumptions and beliefs of Robertson. Agree or disagree? Hm? Yes? Btw, in case DS thinks otherwise, Humans have NEVER been extinct on Earth since Day Six of creation week. That's another clear answer.

If dinosaurs are alive today, where are they?

I didn't suggest OR deny that "dinosaurs are alive today." I never brought it up. Didn't provide any reason for DS to ask the question at all. Has nothing to do with my statement that dinosaurs and humans were created on the same day, the sixth day. (Do you disagree?) Clear Answer: Dinosaurs may totally be extinct. No argument from me. Only way to totally confirm is to explore deepest inaccessible Amazon and African jungles and make sure no small stragglers remain. DS can do it, I'm sure. But I didn't even bring up the topic. DS did, for reasons unknown. Again, you're free to reject the Bible's account. Atheists do it all the time. But Robertson says he's NOT an atheist and that he DOES believe the Bible.

If dinosaurs are not alive today, what happened to them? How do you know? How many species were there? Where did they live? On what day of creation were they poofed?

The global Noahic Flood would be a good reason why they're not alive. And yes, the Bible says there was a global Noahic Flood, and Pat Robertson agrees with the Bible on that one. (Heh--deny THAT claim, DS!!) I don't know how many species, and you don't either. Btw, I ALREADY SAID what day of Creation Week they were created--the SIXTH day-are you unable to read at all? Too dense or something? If Dave wasn't pushing this thing I'd just let it all go, because your reading comp is way too low. You GOTTA be lying about being some kind of scientist.

4) Do you have any evidence for any of your answers other than “the bible says so”?

Clear Answer: Nope, but -- watch out now DS -- that's more than sufficient to counter Pat Robertson's specific claims since HE also believes the Bible as infallible just like I do, and accepts direct supernatural creation of humans instead of evolutionary "revealed science" just like I do.

5) Will you accept any evidence that contradicts what is claimed in the bible? Why or why not?

Clear answer: I GAVE BOTH SPECIFIC ANSWER AND SPECIFIC REASONS, and even Dave copied them right there in his 1220 PM post. Missed it? Well here's that clear answer again, verbatim:

Nope, because I know what 2 Tim 3:16 says, (I don’t think you do). I also know that Jesus accepted the historical claims of Gen as literally true (Matt 19), so I follow Jesus. I also know what brand of sunglasses (presuppositions and assumptions) through which you’re interpreting “the evidence”. It’s called materialism and atheism. Evidence is out there, we all see it, but what is the ~~interpretation~~ of that evidence, given that you’re dealing with historical science and NOT experimental science? The answer to that one definitely depends on your sunglasses. Mine is Christianity and theism, yours is materialism and atheism. Mine says that science is not qualified to eliminate the biblical reports of literal supernatural miracles as actual history, but YOURS says the exact opposite. The problem is that Pat Robertson’s answer to that Christian lady, made it sound exactly as if he’s wearing the same anti-supernaturalist sunglasses as you (even though we know he’s not.) He didn’t even give any biblical support and rational assurance that other OEC’s like Ross, Rana, Deem, Archer, etc would easily have given.

6) Is Pat Robertson still a christian? Is Pat Robertson still going to heaven? How do you know? Clear Answer: I have not even ATTEMPTED to suggest that Robertson is anything other than Christian. Never denied it. never questioned it. Of course Robertson is a Christian. (Are you?) You've seen plenty of posts that show I even accept Christian evolutionists as Christian (as long as THEY themselves continue to affirm that they are.) So can you not connect the dots? If not, then okay, I hereby say directly that Robertson is a Christian. Yes, he's going to heaven (But how about you? hm?). How do I know he's going to heaven, you say? Because he explicitly accepted and did what you explicitly reject and deny: John 3:16. He's going to heaven. Clear answer. Btw, YOU'RE going to...where????

7) Why should anyone care what you believe about dinosaurs or anything else if you are completely ignorant of all of the evidence?

Clear Answer: You have NO evidence that dinosaurs were NOT created supernaturally, within literal 24-hour timeframes, just as described in the Bible. THAT, is why. (Or plants. Or birds. Or humans.) Science has NOT ruled out the supernatural, and THAT is what Pat Robertson needs to hear. EVERY SINGLE PART OF the Genesis creation account requires a miracle, not just the portions that have a bearing on "Age of the Earth.". Refusing to believe the literal 24-hour timeframes while claiming to believe the REST of the miraculous events reported, merely creates ADDITIONAL skeptical attacks based on the obvious inconsistency. And Dave, since you ARE permitting the use of the phrase "completely ignorant", I'm going to say something to DS here: I wish you were not completely (i.e., plum) ignorant of the Bible, sir.

8) And since when is eyewitness testimony by a biased and untrained observer given more weight than than good forensic evidence, including independent data sets that converge on the same answer?

Clear Answer: Again, you have NO evidence (including forensic) that rules out a supernatural origin for dinosaurs, any more than you have evidence (including forensic) that rules out a supernatural origin for humans. Or a miraculous set of six literal 24-hour days in which it all gets created. What you and I have, is evidence that they EXISTED. Beyond that, what you and I have, are opposing INTERPRETATIONS of the available evidence. A good deal of the opposing perspectives is based on our opposing views of the global Noahic Flood (which, like the Creation Week events, was supernaturally initiated and therefore a supernatural event). Jesus believed it literally happened as mentioned in Genesis. So Robertson should too. Again, it's the sunglasses thing: the evidence looks one way if you accept Genesis, the Fall and the Flood like Jesus did, but the evidence looks different if you reject those things that Jesus accepted.

9) Exactly why are assumptions “unverifiable”, especially after they have been verified?

Clear Answer: Ohhh please. YOUR assumptions are unverifiable, and ESPECIALLY your anti-supernaturalist assumption. Let's work on just that one briefly. I know THAT one is unverifiable, but since I could be wrong, why don't you just verify it right here and now? Hint: According to philosopher Winfried Corduan, the verification involves ruling out a theistic universe. But don't let that stop you. Go on, do it! Verify it now!

10) And please explain to me what “anti biblical assumptions” are used in radiometric dating?

Sure: YOUR stuff relies on the non-negotiable origins assumption "the present is the key to understanding the past", which is the diametrical opposite of the origins assumption found in Genesis and the entire Bible: "the past is the key to understanding the present." And there's a second huge assumption involved: YOU assume that REASON can ultimately reveal the origins of the universe, earth, and humans. In contrast, the BIBLE's position is that human reason CANNOT ultimately figure out the real origins of the universe, earth, and humans -- all the more so since human minds are fallen. Hence the information must be revealed by Somebody who was there, and hence GOD HIMSELF has to explain to you what actually happened (which he does in Genesis), or you would NEVER (especially after the Fall and Flood) figure it out. You assume the supremacy of human reason. I assume the supremacy of God's Revelation. ******* Okay, there you go Dave. Don't expect you to agree (and I don't expect ANYTHING out of DS), but there's some good stuff in there that I'd like to see you and others respond to. Or if not, I guess I can always wait for DS to come up with some MORE "excretory" questions since he's NOT EVEN ABLE to give any kind of actual defense for a person of Pat Robertson's specific supernaturalist Bible beliefs saying the TOTALLY inconsistent things that he said. Sheesh. But you asked for clear answers, and they are now given. FL

FL · 3 December 2012

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phhht · 3 December 2012

FL said: Btw, I ALREADY SAID what day of Creation Week they were created--the SIXTH day-are you unable to read at all? Too dense or something? If Dave wasn't pushing this thing I'd just let it all go, because your reading comp is way too low. You GOTTA be lying about being some kind of scientist.
But Flawd, you already said that THE BIBLE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A WORD for dinosaur. So the bible does NOT say that dinosaurs were created on the sixth day. It's only a guess of yours, Flawd, based on your assumption that when the authors said of your book of myths said "animals," they meant dinosaurs too. You just jump to that conclusion. You just make stuff up. Flawd, you perceive gods where there are none. They no more exist than do dinosaurs in the bible.
You have NO evidence that dinosaurs were NOT created supernaturally, within literal 24-hour timeframes, just as described in the Bible
And you have NO evidence that they were. All you got is hot air. You can't back it up in any way whatsoever. You got nothin', you can't do shit about that, and neither can your impotent gods. We, on the other hand, have an empirically based, testable theory of facts which explains dinosuars (and plants, and so on), and like everything else in the real world, it has no use for supernatural gods. They're totally unnecessary. And that is what frightens you, Flawd. Your almighty gods are irrelevant.

John_S · 3 December 2012

FL said: The Bible is very clear about when the land animals (including dinosaurs) and humans were created. They were both created on the sixth day (literal 24-hour day).
"Literal 24-hour day" makes no sense. An "hour" is defined as 1/24th of a day, so "24-hour day" is just saying the day was 24 24ths of a day.

FL · 3 December 2012

So when I asked,

...Is anybody in position to answer AIG’s response to Robertson, (either in part or in whole)?

DS repeated 7 questions at 9:57 am (notice that I ultimately answered more than the original 7) and replied,

Just as soon as you give some answers, dipstick.

Okay. I've done my part. 11 straight questions. DS, can you answer MY one question now? FL

apokryltaros · 3 December 2012

Lying Moron For Jesus babbled:

If dinosaurs are not alive today, what happened to them? How do you know? How many species were there? Where did they live? On what day of creation were they poofed?

The global Noahic Flood would be a good reason why they're not alive. And yes, the Bible says there was a global Noahic Flood, and Pat Robertson agrees with the Bible on that one. (Heh--deny THAT claim, DS!!) I don't know how many species, and you don't either.
Then are you implying that Noah failed in his God-appointed task of gathering TWO of every animal?
Btw, I ALREADY SAID what day of Creation Week they were created--the SIXTH day-are you unable to read at all? Too dense or something? If Dave wasn't pushing this thing I'd just let it all go, because your reading comp is way too low. You GOTTA be lying about being some kind of scientist.
Your tiny little bigot's brain is too suffocated with hubris to realize that you, of all people, are in no position to accuse a scientist of lying about being a scientist, given as how you are a science-hating, education-hating bigot of an idiot.

4) Do you have any evidence for any of your answers other than “the bible says so”?

Clear Answer: Nope, but -- watch out now DS -- that's more than sufficient to counter Pat Robertson's specific claims since HE also believes the Bible as infallible just like I do, and accepts direct supernatural creation of humans instead of evolutionary "revealed science" just like I do.
If you have no evidence to prove your claims are correct, and if you have no desire to show us evidence that your claims are correct, why do you persist in bothering us? So you can get the predicted rejection, then soil your clothing in ecstasy from imagining us being tortured and raped in Hell for your personal viewing pleasure?

apokryltaros · 3 December 2012

FL said: So when I asked,

...Is anybody in position to answer AIG’s response to Robertson, (either in part or in whole)?

DS repeated 7 questions at 9:57 am (notice that I ultimately answered more than the original 7) and replied,

Just as soon as you give some answers, dipstick.

Okay. I've done my part. 11 straight questions. DS, can you answer MY one question now? FL
Then why don't you explain why, if dinosaurs are never mentioned in the Bible, we must look to the Bible as the Ultimate Authority on dinosaurs? Because we'll be tortured and raped in Hell with barbeque sauce for your personal viewing pleasure, FL?

FL · 3 December 2012

(There were 10 'official' questions, but notice that Question #3 contains five or six questions, so I'm counting that as an extra Question.)

apokryltaros · 3 December 2012

FL said: (There were 10 'official' questions, but notice that Question #3 contains five or six questions, so I'm counting that as an extra Question.)
But why does that matter if you remain unwilling and unmotivated to provide us with evidence to prove that you are correct, rather than arrogantly dismiss us as evil, God-hating idiots, or making impotent threats of hellfire and infernal rape?

https://me.yahoo.com/a/KirCgV93wJhLm65myiH0mSwTlWCQuwnMxlI4xKqx#26847 · 3 December 2012

DS said:
eric said: Classic FL. 9:41 - FL claims no one has ever addressed some argument of his (or AIG's, in this case). 10:16 - DS posts response (which FL ignored previously) 10:49 - eric posts response 11:16 - Dave Thomas posts response (with link - showing FL ignored it previously) 11:45 - FL shows up and says DS hasn't responded to his argument yet. We are in a Mel Brooks movie. "What hump?"
Well at least it's consistent with his "can't know anything about the past" scthick.
+100000 i hope flawed gets eaten by a gay devil worshipping hippopotamus on the sabbath

https://me.yahoo.com/a/KirCgV93wJhLm65myiH0mSwTlWCQuwnMxlI4xKqx#26847 · 3 December 2012

DS said: As long as you are taking the time to answer all of my questions Floyd, here is one more for you. Do you really think that what you are doing here can be described as good christian behavior? You know asking snarky questions, then completely ignoring all of the answers, then coming back days later, not even bothering to check to see if anyone has responded and claiming the didn't, even though many actually did? Do you think it is proper to ignore all questions put to you, claim you answered them and go on demanding that others answer your questions when you refused to answer theirs? Is this the way jesus behaved? Is the the way you were taught to behave? Paul said that he became all thing s to all men so hem might by all means save some. You are commanded to try to convert people FLoyd, by the very book you claim is always right. Yet you drive people away from your religion with your nonsense and word games and your fundamental dishonesty. For shame FLoyd, for shame. Learn some science, examine some evidence, admit that this is the correct way to study the natural world. Then maybe you might convince someone of something other than the rudeness of your behavior.
that's all this shitbird is here to do. see, flawed long ago quit positively believing all this bullshit. he comes here to act out, to rail against the dark, to shadowbox with the demons that haunt his soul. he has no faith, he can't. so he wants to destroy the faith of others. here is where flawed comes to punish himself, to flagellate himself on the altar of reason, to bear the pain and hurt in such a way that he may remain a spectacle, something relevant, rather than one who used to believe. no amount of abuse that can be heaped upon this miscreant is too much, eventually the flames will burn through the rest of this mask and he will be forced to confront reality. when that happens, he might actually be a cheerful person you'd enjoy eating breakfast with. until then, he will continue to be the same miserable, willfully deluded ignorant contrarian git that we all know and piss on.

DS · 3 December 2012

So FLoyd admits he has no evidence whatsoever and the bible doesn't say one word about dinosaurs. So he basically made the whole thing up. Amd no Floyd, the magic flood wasn't real, nor was the magic ark. You have no evidence, you lose again. No one cares if you think the bible is evidence, it ain't. Deal with it.

As for your bullshit about not knowing about the past, that is exactly what the AIG site that you linked to claimed. Maybe you better read over the bullshit you post before you post it. That's what you asked people to respond to, that's what they responded to. Nobody cares if you didn't read it yourself.

You can;t explain away all of the evidence as mere interpretation, that's just plain bullshit and you know it . Grow up already.

So that would be a no, you can't name a single assumption of radio carbon sating that's "anti biblical". Not surprising. All you can do is whine about sunglasses and bullshit like that. Grow up already. Radio carbon dating has been independently calibrated back to 50,000 years. All of the assumption have been tested and verified. I notice you didn't even bother to cite the relevant literature. Why is that Floyd?

Just go ahead denying reality and driving people away from your religion Floyd. FIne by me. You are no christian.

eric · 3 December 2012

FL said:

Since Floyd can’t possibly know what happened in the past...

But I never claimed anything like that. You go check that, please.
and
YOUR stuff relies on the non-negotiable origins assumption "the present is the key to understanding the past",
So does yours. The bible was supposedly written almost two thousand years ago (some parts well over). You never saw anyone write it. But you claim people wrote it because all the books around today are written by people. Your belief in the bible is wholly dependent on you assuming the past was very much like the present. If you give up that assumption, you cannot assume anything about the bible - that it is accurate, or even that it was written by humans. Maybe the world was poofed into existence in 321 AD and simply made to look older by some alien high school science project. Maybe the bible and christian faith was just one of the student's contribution to the fake history they made. You don't know - you weren't there. If you weren't there and you don't think the present is a good guide to the past, you have absolutely no basis for any belief about the bible. ****
And there's a second huge assumption involved: YOU assume that REASON can ultimately reveal the origins of the universe, earth, and humans. In contrast, the BIBLE's position is that human reason CANNOT ultimately figure out the real origins of the universe, earth, and humans -- all the more so since human minds are fallen.
You understand that the people you're trying to convert will view your characterization of Christianity as a problem and a flaw, right? Be that as it may, you have mischaracterized science. Science requires no belief that humans can ultimately figure out the universe. We will take empirical observation as far as it can go, and hopefully that will let us understand the universe, but if it doesn't, c'est la vie.
You assume the supremacy of human reason. I assume the supremacy of God's Revelation.
We assume no such thing. We look at the past record of revelation vs. empirical investigation and we decide, based on their respective past records of success, that empirical investigation is the better bet if we want to do things like cure cancer and build a better mousetrap. But this is not an assumption, its a conclusion based on data. And our conclusion is not that reason is supreme, its simply the currently best known alternative. Maybe another methodology will come along tomorrow that will be able to find cures for cancer faster, cheaper, and easier. That would be wonderful! But until that happens, we'll stick with science and human reason as 'best available.' Nor do we force this conclusion on others. Its a free country. If you think revelation provides a superior methodology for discovering a cure for cancer, you are free to pursue it. You are free to try and convince venture capitalists to fund your research. We eagerly await your results. But until you actually have some (revelation is currently batting "0 for a lot in several thousand years"), we'll place our bet on the scientific method.

Dave Luckett · 3 December 2012

We've been over this too many times for it to be interesting. So long as FL continues to insist - as he will forever - that Genesis 1-11 must be taken as literal fact, we can make no headway with him. All we can do is demonstrate that he's demented.

When a physical impossibility is demonstrated - like the multiple overlapping layers of physical impossibility in the flood stories - FL just invokes another miracle, or set of miracles. Any number of them, whether implied by the text or not. When physical evidence is cited, FL simply says that this is now, Genesis was then, the present can't illuminate the past, and that we're assuming. When the human roots of Genesis - the wealth of evidence that these texts, plural, were written by human beings using the ubiquitous narrative conventions common to all myth, allegory, legend and folktale - FL simply says that on the contrary God wrote it, and only apostasy and rejection of God causes anyone to say otherwise.

On the other hand, FL goes silent whenever a exegesic or theological objection is presented. For example, there is nothing in the Genesis texts that implies that they are literal, or written by God; a literal garden, literal tree, literal fruit or literal serpent are not necessary to a Christian understanding of orginal sin or the need for redemption; they are not required or implied by any of the Creeds; a literal reading of Jesus's words (the kind FL insists on elsewhere) will demonstrate that He did not say or imply that Genesis was to be taken literally. FL simply ignores this second class of objections.

Of course his first set of reactions show a superstitious, credulous and Dark Ages mind. But the second set is the real kicker. That mind is not merely dark - it's compelled. Why would anyone believe in a set of obvious impossibilities, when it simply isn't necessary?

I believe that for FL, it is necessary. He is psychologically compelled to cling to an absolute authority, simply because it is an absolute authority. His is a mind that can see black as white, up as down, right as wrong, good as evil and all vice-versa, according only to authority. He's perfectly happy to defend slavery, genocide, infanticide, massacre, and torture - eternal torture, yet! - so long as it's in his authority.

This is an extreme authoritarian mindset. FL would be terrifying, if he actually wielded power. He'd destroy the world in order to save it, and see no contradiction at all in it. Fortunately, he's just an impotent loony, a fragmented ranter on a website, a sort of museum exhibit of the mental aberrations characteristic of loopy fundamentalism.

The fact that he's here is actually comforting, in a way. He's here, spraying people who laugh at him, not building a creepy little sect with him as chief creep, wielding his longed-for absolute authority. Horrible things follow when that happens.

apokryltaros · 3 December 2012

eric said:
FL said: You assume the supremacy of human reason. I assume the supremacy of God's Revelation.
We assume no such thing. We look at the past record of revelation vs. empirical investigation and we decide, based on their respective past records of success, that empirical investigation is the better bet if we want to do things like cure cancer and build a better mousetrap. But this is not an assumption, its a conclusion based on data. And our conclusion is not that reason is supreme, its simply the currently best known alternative. Maybe another methodology will come along tomorrow that will be able to find cures for cancer faster, cheaper, and easier. That would be wonderful! But until that happens, we'll stick with science and human reason as 'best available.' Nor do we force this conclusion on others. Its a free country. If you think revelation provides a superior methodology for discovering a cure for cancer, you are free to pursue it. You are free to try and convince venture capitalists to fund your research. We eagerly await your results. But until you actually have some (revelation is currently batting "0 for a lot in several thousand years"), we'll place our bet on the scientific method.
If FL wants to demonstrate the accuracy of his claim of "supremacy of God's Revelation," then he should try to actually show us evidence of "God's Revelation," aka "Biblical Literalism," aka FL's preferred misinterpretations of the Bible, being accurate and or correct. But, he admits he has no evidence to verify his repeated claim of "(I said) Bible/God/Jesus/The Pope/Quotemined Atheist said so," and he repeatedly demonstrates that he has no desire to rectify this, beyond sneering at us for being evil, God-hating idiots, and mocking us about how we'll all be tortured in Hell in revenge.

Dave Luckett · 3 December 2012

Oh, and 2 Timothy 3:16? It doesn't say Genesis is to be taken literally. It doesn't say any scripture is to be taken literally. It says (Revised English Bible):
All inspired scripture has its use for teaching the truth and refuting error, or for reformation of manners and discipline in right living (17) so that the man of God may be capable and equipped for good work of every kind.
FL is making stuff up. Again. Still. He is adding to scripture and is actually in heresy, not only for that, but also for asserting that God cannot teach truth and refute error through allegory and metaphor - this in the face of the Parables of Jesus. He is actually denying and limiting God. His soul is in desperate peril. Wouldn't be a hoot if he's the one who gets the barbecue sauce pyrosodomy? Uh, no. The thought, oddly enough, would be torture for me. FL doesn't deserve that. The point is, nobody does.

Mike Elzinga · 3 December 2012

The problem is always the same for every biblical literalist; YECs in particular. Given the thousands blood-warring sects within just Christianity alone, which sectarian dogma trumps all others?

Ken Ham’s “historical” versus “operational” science is simply an incompetent attempt at philosophy. The notion that we all have the same evidence but have different interpretations is pseudo-philosophy aimed at elementary school children, and failing even at that. Even different species of animals can agree on objective evidence.

Ken Ham can’t even philosophize at the level of a middle school student. And FL is a child compared to Ken Ham and his pretentiousness. He has absolutely no experience with objective knowledge because he exists inside a hermetically sealed bubble of his own fabrications.

The only thing that sectarians are telling us with this philosobabble is that they are asserting their own sectarian dogma first and that everything else must be bent and broken to fit. Any “interpretation” that doesn’t agree with their dogma is demonized as “unbiblical.” They refuse to acknowledge the long history of splintering sectarianism that tells all mature individuals that sectarians know nothing about deities and have nothing say about what others can know or think.

The zombie mind of the fundamentalist sectarian has not evolved since it when dead well over a hundred years ago; and its pompous pseudo-philosophers just keep getting more and more ridiculous. Proselytizing sectarianism is nothing more than grotesquely intolerant bigotry.

FL needs to go back to the Bathroom Wall. The bigoted stench belongs there.

https://me.yahoo.com/a/KirCgV93wJhLm65myiH0mSwTlWCQuwnMxlI4xKqx#26847 · 3 December 2012

Dave Luckett said: We've been over this too many times for it to be interesting. So long as FL continues to insist - as he will forever - that Genesis 1-11 must be taken as literal fact, we can make no headway with him. All we can do is demonstrate that he's demented. When a physical impossibility is demonstrated - like the multiple overlapping layers of physical impossibility in the flood stories - FL just invokes another miracle, or set of miracles. Any number of them, whether implied by the text or not. When physical evidence is cited, FL simply says that this is now, Genesis was then, the present can't illuminate the past, and that we're assuming. When the human roots of Genesis - the wealth of evidence that these texts, plural, were written by human beings using the ubiquitous narrative conventions common to all myth, allegory, legend and folktale - FL simply says that on the contrary God wrote it, and only apostasy and rejection of God causes anyone to say otherwise. On the other hand, FL goes silent whenever a exegesic or theological objection is presented. For example, there is nothing in the Genesis texts that implies that they are literal, or written by God; a literal garden, literal tree, literal fruit or literal serpent are not necessary to a Christian understanding of orginal sin or the need for redemption; they are not required or implied by any of the Creeds; a literal reading of Jesus's words (the kind FL insists on elsewhere) will demonstrate that He did not say or imply that Genesis was to be taken literally. FL simply ignores this second class of objections. Of course his first set of reactions show a superstitious, credulous and Dark Ages mind. But the second set is the real kicker. That mind is not merely dark - it's compelled. Why would anyone believe in a set of obvious impossibilities, when it simply isn't necessary? I believe that for FL, it is necessary. He is psychologically compelled to cling to an absolute authority, simply because it is an absolute authority. His is a mind that can see black as white, up as down, right as wrong, good as evil and all vice-versa, according only to authority. He's perfectly happy to defend slavery, genocide, infanticide, massacre, and torture - eternal torture, yet! - so long as it's in his authority. This is an extreme authoritarian mindset. FL would be terrifying, if he actually wielded power. He'd destroy the world in order to save it, and see no contradiction at all in it. Fortunately, he's just an impotent loony, a fragmented ranter on a website, a sort of museum exhibit of the mental aberrations characteristic of loopy fundamentalism. The fact that he's here is actually comforting, in a way. He's here, spraying people who laugh at him, not building a creepy little sect with him as chief creep, wielding his longed-for absolute authority. Horrible things follow when that happens.
Dave, as is your wont, you are giving this shitbag far too much credit. He doesn't care about any of this. it's all a game. he is even taking notes, in his semi-retarded way, of who he has managed to deconvert. He doesn't want authority, he wants people to accept him for being willfully stupid. He wants you to say "Yes Floyd I love you, as retarded as you have chosen to be" because only that will provide him with the 3rd party absolution that he cravenly desires from his Jesus. yet Flawed is cognitively competent enough to see the inherent fallacy in third party absolution. he knows that it's bullshit. that eats him alive to a degree that no one unafflicted by religious addiction can understand. so, he comes here in an attempt to harm others, to drive them away from the spiritual comfort that they have found by their own lights. That is a penultimate sin to Flawed: to recognize one's own spiritual manifest destiny is to deny all that Flawed has been mistakenly led to believe is his own manifest destiny, a sinful leader of the sinners. But, fuck all that. He is so stupid that there is no reason whatsoever to read anything further into his posts than "I hate myself, I hate you and I am a shit witness for my gods". Because that is the sum total of his responses on this board or any other board I have had the pleasure of encountering this nattering shitbot.

Mike Elzinga · 4 December 2012

Nah! As with all acolytes of a personality cult, FL imagines himself one day as its leader. Proselytizing to the damned are the “thorns” he bears in order to gain any hope of that achievement.

He won’t pass; it will go to someone else.

Anyway, enough of this. He belongs on the Bathroom Wall; feces and all.

FL · 4 December 2012

So FLoyd admits he has no evidence whatsoever and the bible doesn’t say one word about dinosaurs. So he basically made the whole thing up.

Nope, I haven't made anything up. I said that that there's a clear inference that dinosaurs, being land animals, were created on the day when the Bible says the land animals were created -- Day 6 of Creation Week. The same 24-hour day day as the creation of humans. You've made no effort to refute that. Didn't say you had to agree with what the Bible says, but it would be nice to have sufficient horse sense to acknowledge what the Bible says. Do you? FL

FL · 4 December 2012

Dave (Luckett), here is what 2 Tim 3:16 NIV says:

All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness

And likewise 2 Tim 3:16 (Amplified):

Every Scripture is God-breathed (given by His inspiration) and profitable for instruction, for reproof and conviction of sin, for correction of error and discipline in obedience, [and] for training in righteousness (in holy living, in conformity to God’s will in thought, purpose, and action)

So honestly, you don't even agree with ANY of the text (or you wouldn't be bogged down with atheism and agnosticism.) The entire text clearly assumes theism. But that's on you. I'm just quoting the text. The text helped to answer one of the questions that DS asked of me. FL

TomS · 4 December 2012

apokryltaros said: Then why do humans and apes share almost identical anatomy and almost identical genomes?
Because the intelligent designer(s) wanted humans to serve much the same functions as chimps and other apes? So we should be telling our kids that their designer(s) wanted them to behave that way. That's what "intelligent design" is telling us. On the other hand, evolutionary biology tells us that it's just a matter of common descent, with no inference about what we ought to do. Just because I share common ancestry with Torquemada doesn't mean that I ought to behave like him. (Or maybe it's because the intelligent designer(s) were constrained by the materials and the laws of nature that they were given to work with. They were not able to make the human body unique in the world of life, or they were not interested enough to make the extra effort.)

TomS · 4 December 2012

Concerning 2 Timothy 3:16, check out Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_inspiration#Basis

Dave Luckett · 4 December 2012

FL, as usual, obfuscates and denies. Does he think Paul wrote in English, or that the Koine can be translated by the simple transference of words?

The translation I offered is perfectly respectable. As specified, I quoted the Revised English Bible (1989), which is approved by most of the churches in Britain, including the Baptist Union, the Methodist Church, and the Church of Scotland (Presyterian).

But the precise details of translation are in this case irrelevant. No matter which translation is used, 2 Timothy 3:16 does not say, does not mean, and does not imply that any scripture is to be taken literally. If it does not say that, then it is bootless to cite it as justification for taking all scripture literally.

Jesus did not say at Matthew 19:4, or at Matthew 24:37 or at Luke 10:13, that the Genesis stories were literal fact. He referred to them as stories. Again, to say that Jesus said that Genesis was to be taken literally, is to add to scripture and put words in Jesus's mouth. That's a first-class heresy.

I begin to incline to the theory that FL knows that he is a heretic in contumacy and apostasy, and he is actually here to alienate and scandalise Christians.

FL · 4 December 2012

And speaking of questions, it looks like DS has kinda given up there.

I wrote half a booklet answering 11 of his questions, but he doesn't have enough biblical literacy to reciprocate.

And yes, I'm rubbing it in. He earned it.

But again, this is really about Pat Robertson, and specifically WHY he was wrong about what he said to that poor Christian lady. AIG has detailed the exact reasons why Robertson is wrong, at this link:

http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/2012/11/30/pat-robertson#fnList_1_2

Again, you Pandas are NOT being asked to agree with the historical claims of Genesis. Sure, sure, you don't believe in things like a Supernatural-Creator-God, The-Bible-Is-Infallible, Creation-Miracles (like the Genesis origin of humans), the Fall, the Curse, the global Noahic Flood, etc. That's okay.

But there's the kicker: Pat Robertson DOES believe in ALL those things, and therefore all of the AIG article DIRECTLY impacts on him and his specific statements.

That's why, if you're gonna try to help ole Pat out (now that he gave you a free pass on everything!), you have to engage the AIG article's specific and detailed points of refutation against him.

FL :)

Dave Luckett · 4 December 2012

Robertson says that he believes science when confronted with the facts, and holds that the Bible's account and chronology isn't literally true. That is, of course, reasonable - so far as it goes, anyway. Why, yes indeed, that does mean that Genesis can't be read literally.

Naturally AiG has kittens. Their only response is the one they make: "The Bible is so true, is so infallible, is so literal. Is so! Is so! IS SO!"

Honest, reading that screed is like watching a toddler roll around on the floor screaming until he barfs.

FL · 4 December 2012

He (Jesus) referred to them as stories.

Ummm, no. Not Matt. 19:4-6.

4 “Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ 5 and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’? 6 So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.”

At NO time does Jesus refer to this as a "story" or "parable" or "allegory" or anything else other than history. And neither does his Pharisee opponents. Remember, neither Jesus NOR his Pharisee opponents share your atheism and skepticism about the historical claims of Genesis. None of them share your materialism, your anti-supernaturalism. They all accepted the Genesis creation account as written, as actual literal history, so you don't get to blow this passage off as "story." (IOW, you don't get to make things up.) In fact, in verse 4 there, Jesus is quoting DIRECTLY from Gen. 1:27. In verse 5, Jesus is quoting DIRECTLY from Gen. 2:24. He's appealing to history -- literal "God-Did-It" creation history -- to answer the question being asked of him. People, you gotta start doing better on this stuff. (And so does Pat Robertson!) FL

dalehusband · 4 December 2012

FL's arguments are, and have always been, pointless. He would have a valid point if he could show that (1) the Bible is indeed the Word of God and (2) that empirical evidence in the universe is consistent with what we read in the Bible. Point 1 is completely unsupported (you cannot prove the Bible true by quoting the Bible) and point 2 has been completely disproved, so that should have ended the discussion YEARS ago. FL is merely handwaving and applying rhetoric, like con artists would do.

Dave Luckett · 4 December 2012

FL said:

He (Jesus) referred to them as stories.

Ummm, no. Not Matt. 19:4-6.
Yes, Matthew 19: 4-6. Nowhere does Jesus say "these stories are literal fact". To say Jesus said the stories are to be taken as literal history when Jesus did not say that is to put words in Jesus's mouth. FL adds to the words of scripture, and of Jesus himself. His pose of literal belief is nothing more than a sham, and he knows it.

DS · 4 December 2012

FL said:

So FLoyd admits he has no evidence whatsoever and the bible doesn’t say one word about dinosaurs. So he basically made the whole thing up.

Nope, I haven't made anything up. I said that that there's a clear inference that dinosaurs, being land animals, were created on the day when the Bible says the land animals were created -- Day 6 of Creation Week. The same 24-hour day day as the creation of humans. You've made no effort to refute that. Didn't say you had to agree with what the Bible says, but it would be nice to have sufficient horse sense to acknowledge what the Bible says. Do you? FL
THe bible isn't evidence of anything. You are science illiterate. Grow up already.

DS · 4 December 2012

FL said: And speaking of questions, it looks like DS has kinda given up there. I wrote half a booklet answering 11 of his questions, but he doesn't have enough biblical literacy to reciprocate. And yes, I'm rubbing it in. He earned it. But again, this is really about Pat Robertson, and specifically WHY he was wrong about what he said to that poor Christian lady. AIG has detailed the exact reasons why Robertson is wrong, at this link: http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/2012/11/30/pat-robertson#fnList_1_2 Again, you Pandas are NOT being asked to agree with the historical claims of Genesis. Sure, sure, you don't believe in things like a Supernatural-Creator-God, The-Bible-Is-Infallible, Creation-Miracles (like the Genesis origin of humans), the Fall, the Curse, the global Noahic Flood, etc. That's okay. But there's the kicker: Pat Robertson DOES believe in ALL those things, and therefore all of the AIG article DIRECTLY impacts on him and his specific statements. That's why, if you're gonna try to help ole Pat out (now that he gave you a free pass on everything!), you have to engage the AIG article's specific and detailed points of refutation against him. FL :)
I've answered this three times now asshole. AIG says we can't know anything about the past. They are wrong. PAt says we can trust science, he's right. You lose so STFU asshole. And since you can believe that the earth is round and still be a christian, you can believe that the sun goes around the earth and be a christian, you can believe that the earth is ancient and still be christian, you can believe in evolution and still be a christian. What you can't do is lie and cheat and steal and be a christian. You Floyd are no christian.

rob · 4 December 2012

FL has had to fall back to last Thursdayism.

When reality conflicts with “his interpretation” of the plainly read inerrant bible, it is because god used supernatural powers to make the evidence look the way it does.

This is the wicked-tricksy-false gollum version of god.

How very sad this must be for him. Every year his version of god gets more tricksy as the evidence accumulates.

FL also uses divine command theory to equate unconditionally loving and ethical guidance with god directed child slaughter, daughter slavery, rape, abortion, young woman murder, woman torture, sexism, etc.

Ezekiel 9:5-6 ‘As I listened, he said to the others, “Follow him through the city and kill, without showing pity or compassion. Slaughter old men, young men and maidens, women and children,…” ‘

Exodus 21:7-11 “And if a man sells his daughter to be a female slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do. If she does not please the master who has selected her for himself, he must let her be redeemed. He has no right to sell her to foreigners, because he has broken faith with her. If he selects her for his son,…”

Samuel 15:2-3 “This is what the Lord Almighty says: ‘…Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’”

Psalms 137:8-9 “…happy is…—he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.”

Isaiah 13:15-16 “Whoever is captured will be thrust through; all who are caught will fall by the sword. Their infants will be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses will be looted and their wives ravished.”

Hosea 13:16 “The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open.”

Deuteronomy 22:13-21 Not virgin upon wedding “...Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die.”

Genesis 3:16: To the woman he said, “I will make your pains in childbearing very severe; with painful labor you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.”

DS · 4 December 2012

FLoyd wrote:

"Clear Answer: EVERYBODY, evolutionists and YEC and OEC and ID, believes that dinosaurs existed in the past and that they don’t exist now, and fossils prove there used to be dinosaurs. I believe the same."

So you can tell something about the past from science! AMazing. You should let the people at Answers in Genitals know Floyd, they say you shouldn't trust science you know. NOw Floyd, pay close attention, the same fossils tell us that dinosaurs lived from 225 million to 65 million years ago. They were terrestrial and laid eggs. There were thousands of species, perhaps as many as a million. They filled every niche from large grazer to browser to carnivore. They did not build the pyramids, they were not on the ark. You can tell all of this from fossils Floyd.

Now, since you have admitted that fossils are real, you have two choices. You can study geology and paleontology and learn some science, or can go on believing your holey book of myths and fairy tales. Modern society has decided which approach works best for understanding reality Floyd, time for you to catch up.

FL · 4 December 2012

AIG says we can’t know anything about the past.

Would you kindly point us to the exact paragraph of the AIG's reply to Pat Robertson, which contains your statement? And btw, do you have any disagreement with the following from AIG:

"First of all, Robertson makes a very common error of assuming that carbon dating is how scientists determine the age of the earth. He uses this as proof for an old earth, revealing his ignorance about dating methods. Carbon dating is not a method that can be used to date things that are supposedly millions of years old. Secular scientists do not derive their millions of years from carbon dating. The outer limit for carbon dating would be 80,000–90,000 years."

FL

Dave Luckett · 4 December 2012

One of the salient skills of the accomplished liar is to state part of the truth, to establish credibility. AiG and F, demonstrate this skill, in spades. What AiG says about carbon dating, above, is accurate. (They very carefully don't mention that carbon dating demonstrates that living things were taking carbon dioxide from the atmosphere at least 80 000 years ago, which makes hay of their Biblical schedule right there.) But immediately after FL's little quote mine we have this:
Secular scientists interpret data from other radiometric dating methods to arrive at vast ages for the earth. However, these interpretations are based on a number of unverifiable assumptions. These assumptions and the inconsistencies of radiometric dates have been dealt with extensively on our ministry website.
This is a lie, pure and simple. The radiometric dating techniques like K-Ar decay, that are used to date igneous rocks - typically quickly formed lavas - associated with fossils are based on precisely the same knowledge of nuclear physics on which C14 dating is based. They are not based on unverifiable assumptions, but on repeated experimental verification. They are internally and mutually consistent, and also consistent with stratification. The way AiG "dealt with" these verifiable facts was simple denial and misrepresentation. (I called FL's quote a "quote mine" because it was intended to give the impression that AiG was in context accepting radiometric dating techniques. That's not true.) The place where AiG says that we can't know about the past is here:
In attempting to explain all that exists while rejecting God’s Word, those scientists are basically just telling stories about the past. They make assumptions about the unobservable past based on their own anti-biblical worldview and then use those assumptions to interpret the evidence (e.g., rock layers and fossils) that they observe in the present.
See that word "unobservable"? It means, we can't make observations about the past. Any attempt to construct past events from present evidence is just "telling stories about the past". They're "assumptions", "interpretations". They can't possibly be observations and rigorous deduction. That's a series of interlocking lies, based on a real whopper - that evidence about the past can't be observed, because the past is unobservable. Ergo, we can't know about the past from physical evidence. QED

DS · 4 December 2012

FL said:

AIG says we can’t know anything about the past.

Would you kindly point us to the exact paragraph of the AIG's reply to Pat Robertson, which contains your statement? And btw, do you have any disagreement with the following from AIG:

"First of all, Robertson makes a very common error of assuming that carbon dating is how scientists determine the age of the earth. He uses this as proof for an old earth, revealing his ignorance about dating methods. Carbon dating is not a method that can be used to date things that are supposedly millions of years old. Secular scientists do not derive their millions of years from carbon dating. The outer limit for carbon dating would be 80,000–90,000 years."

FL
Actually, the reliable limit of carbon dating is only about 50,000 years and it hasn't been reliably calibrated past that time yet. It isn't used for dating fossils of dinosaurs, as I pointed out previously. However, it is more than sufficient to demonstrate that the writers of the bible had no idea how ancient the earth is and that the good bishop was off my six orders of magnitude. There are lots of other dating methods, radiometric and otherwise, that demonstrate conclusively that dinosaurs lived from 225 to 65 million years ago. This is not an interpretation, it is a conclusion of science. It is supported by multiple lines of independent evidence. If any ancient text disagrees, it is just plain wrong, period.

Dave Lovell · 4 December 2012

FL said: And btw, do you have any disagreement with the following from AIG:

"First of all, Robertson makes a very common error of assuming that carbon dating is how scientists determine the age of the earth. He uses this as proof for an old earth, revealing his ignorance about dating methods. Carbon dating is not a method that can be used to date things that are supposedly millions of years old. Secular scientists do not derive their millions of years from carbon dating. The outer limit for carbon dating would be 80,000–90,000 years."

I don't, but did AIG really say that? Surely their position is that the outer limit for any dating method is 6000-10000 years. (Except possibly one used to determine the age of gods, devils, angels etc..)

DS · 4 December 2012

Here's a recent Pandas Thumb thread where an article from Science on radio carbon dating is discussed:

http://pandasthumb.org/archives/2012/10/carbon-dating-t.html#comments

I guess Floyd missed the whole thread.

DS · 4 December 2012

And FYI Floyd, it's not just "secular scientists" who don't use carbon dating to determine the age o the earth.

eric · 4 December 2012

FL said: That's why, if you're gonna try to help ole Pat out (now that he gave you a free pass on everything!), you have to engage the AIG article's specific and detailed points of refutation against him.
Holy cow, we did. Then you said we hadn't and I gave you a list of posts where we had done exactly what you asked. And here you are, again, saying we haven't done it. Do you ever bother to really read the substantive replies we give you? Or do you just write "you haven't addressed my point" messages without bothering to look up-thread? Let's do a test. This is a simple one and does not require you to accept that our position has any credibility at all. I just want to see if you actually read and understand what we write. Can you describe in your own words our counter-argument against AIG's claim that there are two types of science? I don't want quotes. I don't want links. I want you to actually type out your best description of our position, as you understand it. Again, I'm not asking you to agree with us. I'm just asking you to give us your own description of our current position. Because frankly, given your posts, I am doubting you've even read the messages that contained our position or given them more than a second's notice.

TomS · 4 December 2012

Dave Luckett said: That's a series of interlocking lies, based on a real whopper - that evidence about the past can't be observed, because the past is unobservable. Ergo, we can't know about the past from physical evidence.
When they have a glimmer of recognition just how overwhelming the evidence is, they are driven to make sweeping statements about the nature of knowledge. They are admitting that the evidence is so overwhelming that to ignore it one has to be willing to throw out vast amounts of our knowledge. And they are willing to embrace ignorance rather than admit the obvious. What justification do they have for their pronouncements about what we can an cannot know? Are we just to take it on their authority?

apokryltaros · 4 December 2012

TomS said: What justification do(es Answers In Genesis) have for their pronouncements about what we can and cannot know? Are we just to take it on their authority?
Answers In Genesis' authority is Ken Ham saying that God/Jesus/The Bible Said So, under pain of Eternal Damnation.

DS · 4 December 2012

Thing is that once FLoyd admitted that fossils are real he put the lie to all the AIG nonsense. Too bad he never bothered to read what they had to say either.

Fossils represent a record of the past history of life on earth, just like fingerprints or trace evidence, we can draw conclusions about the past from OBSERVING evidence in the present. It isn't a matter of interpretation, like all the bible crap, it'a a matter of facts and observations. As Tom pointed out, you can't really claim that this approach is invalid unless you are will ing to give up all of modern technology and knowledge. For some reason, some people are willing to do this just to be able to cling to their cherished myths. In the real world, most people have figured out that that is illogical and counter productive. Floyd needs to stop quoting liars and charlatans and believing false prophets.

Mike Elzinga · 4 December 2012

Perseveration, time loops, Ground Hog Day, obsessive/compulsive tics, rocking to and fro while mumbling monotonous mantras, pacing in circles endlessly day after day, year after year, picking and picking and picking at the skin until it bleeds, reciting stories over and over and laughing in exactly the same way at exactly the same places.

These kinds of obsessions are recognized by nearly everyone as clear signs of mental illness. Anyone who as ever encountered one these sectarian fanatics up close can sense instinctively - even it they can’t put their finger on it immediately – that something is wrong with the person. This FL character is cycling endlessly through a set of memorized stories and believing that this is the world he lives in.

The story says that the demons harassing him are part of the story; CHECK. The story says that the demons think his story is childish and silly; CHECK. The story says that he is being persecuted and tormented for his childlike trust in the story; CHECK. The story says that the demons will do precisely what the demons are doing; CHECK.

The story says that the demons will howl and recoil from the story; CHECK. The story says that the story is absolutely true; CHECK. But how does the story know the story is true? Well, it says so; CHECK. The story says that all other interpretations of the story are deceptions; CHECK. The story says that there is only one way to read the story; CHECK. The story says that if you don’t believe the story, you will burn forever in excruciating torture, so you dare not do otherwise; CHECK.

This is the kind of brainwashing used to destroy the ability to reason, assimilate evidence and data, and distinguish between reality and fantasy. It typically destroys the mind of even a trained adult if it is administered under duress for sufficient periods of time.

Just think what it can do to the mind of a growing child. Beat the hell out of it from the time it begins to look at Mommy’s mouth and starts making babbling sounds. By the time that child reaches adulthood, there would be no possibility of its ever thinking again. Its only choice for the rest of its life is to submit totally and humbly to the authority figures who tell that story; all the while being thoroughly convinced that it will die in severe pain at the fierce hands of that authority if it rebels or questions the story with even a fleeting thought.

The early cultures of the Middle East figured this out centuries ago in order to manage growing populations crowded into smaller spaces called cities.

How many times does Panda’s Thumb have to go round and round and round with this character? It always, ALWAYS cycles obsessively and compulsively through the same crap in periods of days to a few weeks. The lies are always the same, the double-down, triple-down lies are always the same, the language is always the same, the taunting is always the same, the quote mines are always the same.

Just what the hell does it take to make a diagnosis? It doesn’t even require a psychiatrist; and it can be done from a mile away.

Take the crap over to the Bathroom Wall were the preoccupation with anal and groin phenomena are more appropriate.

Just Bob · 4 December 2012

Mike Elzinga said: Take the crap over to the Bathroom Wall were the preoccupation with anal and groin phenomena are more appropriate.
And even in a bathroom, turds are generally disposed of rapidly, perhaps after giving them a cursory appraisal. They are not smeared on the wall over and over again to the disgust of other users of the facility. Smelled once is quite enough, thank you.

j. biggs · 4 December 2012

Dave Luckett said:
FL said:

He (Jesus) referred to them as stories.

Ummm, no. Not Matt. 19:4-6.
Yes, Matthew 19: 4-6. Nowhere does Jesus say "these stories are literal fact". To say Jesus said the stories are to be taken as literal history when Jesus did not say that is to put words in Jesus's mouth. FL adds to the words of scripture, and of Jesus himself. His pose of literal belief is nothing more than a sham, and he knows it.
Not only that but to imply that Matthew 19:4-6 implies that Genesis is meant to be read literally completely misses the point. Sorry, FL, but this passage doesn't support the position that Genesis need be read literally. It makes no direct claim in respect to how the Bible should be read one way or the other, and it doesn't even try. In fact, IMO, this passage supports indirectly the idea that Genesis is an allegory because Jesus is offering an interpretation that adds too the original text. Since Jesus is the Messiah according to the Bible, he is allowed to do this. FL, when you do what you are doing here, you actually undermine the idea that the Bible need be read literally because you are interpreting this passage in a non-literal way.

eric · 4 December 2012

DS said: Fossils represent a record of the past history of life on earth, just like fingerprints or trace evidence, we can draw conclusions about the past from OBSERVING evidence in the present.
I agree that FL stuck his foot in it in saying he believes in dinosaurs, but I take a slightly different angle than you to it. In order to believe in dinosaurs, you have to assume those rock shapes are animal bones. You have to assume the bones were preserved by some chemical process. You have to assume they were deposited 'naturally' and not at the whim of some malicious deceiver. You have to assume big animal in the past had bones and that fossilization processes did occur. Now, none of those assumptions are particularly unreasonable. Unless you are the sort of person who claims that the present is no good guide to the past. If you have claimed that - or that "historical sciences" cannot draw inferences from "operational science," then you have screwed yourself. You can no longer rationally just make the assumptions I listed above. FL, and AIG, try and claim the present is not a guide to the past while using present data as a guide to the past. They merely carve out an unwarranted exception for specific tenants of their sectarian dogma.

DS · 4 December 2012

eric said:
DS said: Fossils represent a record of the past history of life on earth, just like fingerprints or trace evidence, we can draw conclusions about the past from OBSERVING evidence in the present.
I agree that FL stuck his foot in it in saying he believes in dinosaurs, but I take a slightly different angle than you to it. In order to believe in dinosaurs, you have to assume those rock shapes are animal bones. You have to assume the bones were preserved by some chemical process. You have to assume they were deposited 'naturally' and not at the whim of some malicious deceiver. You have to assume big animal in the past had bones and that fossilization processes did occur. Now, none of those assumptions are particularly unreasonable. Unless you are the sort of person who claims that the present is no good guide to the past. If you have claimed that - or that "historical sciences" cannot draw inferences from "operational science," then you have screwed yourself. You can no longer rationally just make the assumptions I listed above. FL, and AIG, try and claim the present is not a guide to the past while using present data as a guide to the past. They merely carve out an unwarranted exception for specific tenants of their sectarian dogma.
It really is that simple. Either dinosaurs existed in the past (as Floyd admits) and AIG is completely wrong about it being impossible to make observations about the past, or we can't possibly know that dinosaurs existed since no one was there to observe them. Once you have admitted that dinosaurs existed, the objection is rendered moot. That's why I wanted Floyd to admit that dinosaurs existed. He didn't realize the contradiction in his argument, because he never read the AIG crap or the responses to it. Time for Floyd to go back to the bathroom wall where he belongs.

https://me.yahoo.com/a/XRnHyQl8usUn8ykD1Rji0ZXHNe.9lqmg3Dm7ul96NW4vxpbU3c_GLu.k#d404b · 4 December 2012

"You have NO evidence that dinosaurs were NOT created supernaturally, within literal 24-hour timeframes, just as described in the Bible. THAT, is why. (Or plants. Or birds. Or humans.) Science has NOT ruled out the supernatural, and THAT is what Pat Robertson needs to hear. EVERY SINGLE PART OF the Genesis creation account requires a miracle, not just the portions that have a bearing on “Age of the Earth.”. Refusing to believe the literal 24-hour timeframes while claiming to believe the REST of the miraculous events reported, merely creates ADDITIONAL skeptical attacks based on the obvious inconsistency."

I have no evidence that there is not a magical unicorn living in a teapot somewhere in the rings of Saturn either

Science does not (and cannot) "rule out" the supernatural - a phenomenon attributed to the supernatural is at some level untestable (even if you find a natural cause for the phenomenon - it could be argued that it "just looks that way" and really is a miracle) that is why Science does not consider the supernatural when doing scientific inquiry - invoking the supernatural/miraculous is a "science stopper" and prevents further inquiry. - but FL is correct that the genesis story doesn't hold up unless you assume its ALL miraculous- that's the danger of Biblical literalism - once you try to use a religious/miraculous account as a substitute for verifiable fact -you open yourself up for all kinds of ridicule. (hence the warning by St Augustine 1500+ years ago)

by the way - "24hr days" in creation week and a 6000 year old earth - not supported by the majority of Christians

prongs · 4 December 2012

TomS said: What justification do they have for their pronouncements about what we can and cannot know?
Their 'justification' is the free enterprise system, and the profit motive. They do it to fleece the Sheep, pure and simple.

Mike Elzinga · 4 December 2012

The problem already exists by declaring that a “holy” book of stories tells us all about the past, yet at the same time declaring that “unbiblical” records don’t.

If one denies that “unbiblical” evidence in the presence cannot tell us about anything in the past – without making “unverifiable assumptions” – then the same holds for the ‘holy” book.

The “holy” book is assumed to be “holy” on some basis; and any basis either asserts the truth of the “holy” book – because the “holy” book has sentences that assert its own truth – or because of other writings that are asserted to verify the “holy” book.

Ham, FL, and all the other sectarians of this genre are saying the same thing; sectarian dogma about what is true or not true is not to be questioned under any circumstances.
They are simply trying to disguise fiat declarations of sectarian dogma with pseudo-philosophical rationalizations that they think makes it sound erudite and sophisticated.

These characters are so phony; and so stupid.

Pseudo-philosophy for small children; propagated by small, authoritarian minds that are even less mature. YEC fundamentalism went off the cliff long ago.

Get this FL idiot back to the Bathroom Wall. It needs a diaper change.

Mike Elzinga · 4 December 2012

If one denies that “unbiblical” evidence in the presence cannot tell us about anything in the past – without making “unverifiable assumptions” – then the same holds for the ‘holy” book.

Should be

If one asserts that “unbiblical” evidence in the presence cannot tell us about anything in the past – without making “unverifiable assumptions” – then the same holds for the ‘holy” book.

DS · 4 December 2012

https://me.yahoo.com/a/XRnHyQl8usUn8ykD1Rji0ZXHNe.9lqmg3Dm7ul96NW4vxpbU3c_GLu.k#d404b said: "You have NO evidence that dinosaurs were NOT created supernaturally, within literal 24-hour timeframes, just as described in the Bible. THAT, is why. (Or plants. Or birds. Or humans.) Science has NOT ruled out the supernatural, and THAT is what Pat Robertson needs to hear. EVERY SINGLE PART OF the Genesis creation account requires a miracle, not just the portions that have a bearing on “Age of the Earth.”. Refusing to believe the literal 24-hour timeframes while claiming to believe the REST of the miraculous events reported, merely creates ADDITIONAL skeptical attacks based on the obvious inconsistency." I have no evidence that there is not a magical unicorn living in a teapot somewhere in the rings of Saturn either Science does not (and cannot) "rule out" the supernatural - a phenomenon attributed to the supernatural is at some level untestable (even if you find a natural cause for the phenomenon - it could be argued that it "just looks that way" and really is a miracle) that is why Science does not consider the supernatural when doing scientific inquiry - invoking the supernatural/miraculous is a "science stopper" and prevents further inquiry. - but FL is correct that the genesis story doesn't hold up unless you assume its ALL miraculous- that's the danger of Biblical literalism - once you try to use a religious/miraculous account as a substitute for verifiable fact -you open yourself up for all kinds of ridicule. (hence the warning by St Augustine 1500+ years ago) by the way - "24hr days" in creation week and a 6000 year old earth - not supported by the majority of Christians
You are correct. But in this case, there is also lots and lots of evidence that dinosaurs evolved. Floyd is simply willfully ignorant of all of the evidence. He thinks that all he has to do is read the bible and he will have all the answers. He doesn't realize that that is not the way to study nature. But of course he arrogantly assumes that he knows more than every real scientist on the planet.

dalehusband · 4 December 2012

And again we beat FL's lame, worthless arguments and claims like they are the bones of a long decayed horse.

Can we just ban the @$$hole forever and be done with it? Six or seven years of that bastard's blaspheming is looooooooooooooooooooong enough!

stevaroni · 5 December 2012

dalehusband said: And again we beat FL's lame, worthless arguments and claims like they are the bones of a long decayed horse.
Well, clearly, if all we have are the bones, there's no way to tell if there was ever actually a horse in the first place. After all, were you there when the horse died? There's nothing about horses in Genesis. It could be just the mortal remains of the kind "unicorn" (which oddly, is in the Bible).

FL · 5 December 2012

Actually, the reliable limit of carbon dating is only about 50,000 years and it hasn’t been reliably calibrated past that time yet. It isn’t used for dating fossils of dinosaurs, as I pointed out previously.

Good! So indeed Pat Robertson said something to that poor Christian lady that we can BOTH agree was incorrect. As AIG pointed out, Robertson was not only visibly wrong when it comes to the clear details of Genesis, but even in regards to the details of the "radio-carbon dating" he cited to that lady. Thank you for an honest answer, DS. It's pretty safe to assume that you won't be able to specifically defend Robertson's statements against any OTHER portion of AIG's fisking article either. And yes, I'll be watching to see if you even dare to try. Honestly? I bet you will not. In fact ALL of you Pandas appear to have given up on defending Robertson's specific statements vis-a-vis the detailed criticisms of the AIG-Mitchell article. It's amazing to see you scoot away from his actual remarks. I guess you already know that what Pat Robertson said, IS TOTALLY incongruent with his publicly stated Bible-beliefs, Miracle-Beliefs, and Creationist-beliefs. (You could always ask Mike E for help with defending Robertson's actual statements, but you know THAT's a waste of time.) ****

Can we just ban the @$$hole forever and be done with it?

Ahh, the Standard Evolutionist Solution to the Pat Robertson issue. If all else fails, just "Ban FL." Why? Because you're not able to defend Robertson from the obvious discrepancies exposed in the response he gave to that poor Christian lady. Good job Dale! **** Meanwhile, Me-Yahoo-Com pointed out that:

...but FL is correct that the genesis story doesn’t hold up unless you assume its ALL miraculous- that’s the danger of Biblical literalism

Yes, that is the danger, Me-Yahoo-Com. But guess what? Pat Robertson is a biblical literalist just like I am! That's why the AIG article is so very devastating against him. Robertson has ALWAYS identified himself as being a biblical literalist, even now. Adam, Eve, Fall, Flood, Miracles (he even wrote a book about literal Miracles), the whole nine literal yards. So now Robertson has painted himself into a corner for PRECISELY the reason you provided -- "The genesis story doesn’t hold up unless you assume its ALL miraculous." Exactly. You nailed it. That's why your evolutionist brethren would rather "Ban FL" than try to defend Pat Robertson on this one. They know that Robertson has effectively TORPEDOED HIS OWN PERSONAL BIBLE BELIEFS on this one, and he can't even fix or "clarify" his own discrepancies on it. FL

FL · 5 December 2012

A couple more items: first DS, then Eric.

Fossils represent a record of the past history of life on earth, just like fingerprints or trace evidence, we can draw conclusions about the past from OBSERVING evidence in the present.

However, according to the Bible (I know you don't believe the Bible BUT PAT DOES), the fossils can NOT tell you about the biological origins of plants animals and humans, nor when, nor how long it took. Why not? Because according to the Bible, they were ALL created supernaturally. Moreover, each one was created inside literal 24-hour timeframes -- which is totally inexplicable and impossible, UNLESS you accept the existence of the supernatural and the miraculous as actual, literal history. And yes, Pat Robertson DOES accept the existence of the supernatural and miraculous in the Bible, so he's stuck with it. So Pat Robertson has NO EXCUSE for telling that lady that 6000 years isn't in "the Bible", for it is in Pat's Bible. (It sure ain't 4.6 billion years.) And "the carcasses of dinosaurs frozen in time out in the Dakotas" doesn't address their actual origin (in Pat's Bible) any more than australopithecine fossils address actual HUMAN origins (in Pat's Bible.) **** Briefly, Eric said,

I want you to actually type out your best description of our position, as you understand it.

No, it's time for YOU to actually type out YOUR best description of the problem AIG is referencing on Robertson, and then actually SHOW that Robertson isn't indeed guilty of that problem. It's no difficulty at all to show that there's a real difference between historical science and experimental (what AIG calls "operational") science, and also that Robertson's ill-advised advice to that poor Christian lady, MISSED that critical distinction.

The focus of historical research is on explaining existing natural phenomena in terms of long past causes. Two salient examples are the asteroid-impact hypothesis for the extinction of the dinosaurs, which explains the fossil record of the dinosaurs in terms of the impact of a large asteroid, and the “big-bang” theory of the origin of the universe, which explains the puzzling isotropic threedegree background radiation in terms of a primordial explosion. Such work is significantly different from making a prediction and then artificially creating a phenomenon in a laboratory.

Scientists are well aware of the differences between experimental and historical science vis-a`-vis the testing of hypotheses. Indeed, it is sometimes a source of friction. Experimentalists have a tendency to disparage the claims of their historical colleagues, contending that the support offered by their evidence is too weak to count as “good” science. A telling example is the startling number of physicists and chemists who attack neo-Darwinian evolution on the grounds that it hasn’t been adequately “tested.”1 The most sweeping condemnation of historical science, however, comes from Henry Gee, an editor of the prestigious science journal Nature. In Gee’s words “they [historical hypotheses] can never be tested by experiment, and so they are unscientific. . . . No science can ever be historical” (2000, 5–8). In other words, for Gee, a genuine test of a hypothesis requires classical experimentation. --Carol Cleland, University of Colo. Boulder Philosophy of Science, 69 (September 2002) http://spot.colorado.edu/~cleland/articles/Cleland.PS.Pdf

Now, Cleland's article offers a lot to debate about, but even she makes clear that at least a scientist-community-acknowledged difference DOES exist between historical and observational. So you clearly see a difference exists. And even the AIG rebuttal to Robertson directly links to Roger Patterson's article ("What is Science?") which gives the following clear brief definitions:

Operational (Observational) Science: a systematic approach to understanding that uses observable, testable, repeatable, and falsifiable experimentation to understand how nature commonly behaves. Historical (Origins) Science: interpreting evidence from past events based on a presupposed philosophical point of view. The past is not directly observable, testable, repeatable, or falsifiable; so interpretations of past events present greater challenges than interpretations involving operational science.

So you see that difference again. Hence when AIG says...

Apparently, Robertson thinks that historical (origins) science and operational (experimental) science are one and the same. He fails to understand that the time of our origins—which is, incidentally, the beginning of the “time of the Bible,” not “before the time of the Bible”—is not available for scientific testing.

...AIG is indeed making sense. YOUR task then becomes to refute THAT paragraph, specifically using Robertson's words from his video or TV show or books or articles/interviews. Otherwise Robertson's own words DO indict him on this one issue. He got no way out. See Eric, YOUR job is to defend Robertson from his own stated words. Otherwise AIG wins on this one because they've fisked those words AND even done so on Pat's own terms (the Bible). Period. FL

Malcolm · 5 December 2012

So what you're saying basically comes down to, "Pat has gone off message. what he should be saying is "Ignore reality! Listen to what the bible says!""

Rando · 5 December 2012

Malcolm said: So what you're saying basically comes down to, "Pat has gone off message. what he should be saying is "Ignore reality! Listen to what the bible says!""
Oh, it gets better cause on page one of the comments of this very article Floyd actually tells us that the age of the Earth isn't actually mentioned in the bible. Floyd actually describes it as an "inference." Funny how all of a sudden an "inference" must be taken literally. And because Floyd is just so forgetful when it comes to these things,
Forgetful Floyd said: The age of the Earth is an inference (and if you have a problem with using inferences, you’re in rational trouble already!)

TomS · 5 December 2012

Malcolm said: So what you're saying basically comes down to, "Pat has gone off message. what he should be saying is "Ignore reality! Listen to what the bible says!""
It seems to be more like "The Bible says what I say it says." If he believes in dinosaurs, then the Bible tells us about dinosaurs. If he believes the Earth is in orbit around the Sun, then the Bible is just being figurative when it says that the Sun goes around a stationary Earth. Even though nobody noticed those things for a couple of thousand years, he's got it right, finally. Although I'm not sure whether he tells us that the Bible says that "historical science" is not real science. He may admit that that's his own invention. (Understand, though, that nobody can possibly doubt it.)

Rando · 5 December 2012

Oh, Floyd, once again I find myself dealing with another turd you have decided to leave on Panda's Thumb. There is no real difference between Experimental Science and Historical Science. The only difference between the two is a method of methodology. You would know that if you actually read the paper you yourself sited. Carol Cleland actually states "it would be a mistake to conclude that hypotheses about the remote past can’t be “tested.”" Then she goes on to explain exactly how we would test Historical Science.
Traces provide evidence for past events just as successful predictions provide evidence for the generalizations examined in the lab. Instead of inferring test implications from a target hypothesis and performing a series of experiments, historical scientists focus their attention on formulating mutually exclusive hypotheses and hunting for evidentiary traces to discriminate among them. The goal is to discover a “smoking gun.” A smoking gun is a trace(s) that unambiguously discriminates one hypothesis from among a set of currently available hypotheses as providing “the best explanation” of the traces thus far observed.
And no, I don't care what Roger "Bigfoot Boy" Patterson says historical science can, and indeed is, tested

Dave Luckett · 5 December 2012

FL wants us to defend Pat Robertson? The loony who told the people of Dover, PA, that they better not ask God for help after they voted those two liars and frauds off the School Board? That prat?

And FL wants us to defend him, not on the basis of actual, you know, facts or evidence, but by interpreting Genesis to his, FL's, satisfaction? Say what?

This is loony tunes territory, and FL thinks we should dance to it. He's flat babbling crazy.

apokryltaros · 5 December 2012

Asshole For Jesus brayed:

Can we just ban the @$$hole forever and be done with it?

Ahh, the Standard Evolutionist Solution to the Pat Robertson issue. If all else fails, just "Ban FL." Why? Because you're not able to defend Robertson from the obvious discrepancies exposed in the response he gave to that poor Christian lady. Good job Dale!
Of course it would never occur to you that people would get sick and tired of your Lying Asshole For Jesus routine. After all, you're solely interested in spreading lies and ill will. But, I digress. You claim to be here to discuss, yet, you also express extreme disinterest and extreme reluctance to answer awkward questions, unless forced to, being too busy focused on lying, and gloating about having lied about answering questions. So how come you can't answer why, if the Bible does not mention either dinosaurs or the Age of the Earth, save for the most vaguest of inferences, why must Christians defer to what the Bible says about both subjects, and not to what Science and scientists say? Because Christians will be cast into Hell and raped with fire and barbeque sauce if they don't trust what anti-science Bigots For Jesus say?

apokryltaros · 5 December 2012

Dave Luckett said: FL wants us to defend Pat Robertson? The loony who told the people of Dover, PA, that they better not ask God for help after they voted those two liars and frauds off the School Board? That prat? And FL wants us to defend him, not on the basis of actual, you know, facts or evidence, but by interpreting Genesis to his, FL's, satisfaction? Say what? This is loony tunes territory, and FL thinks we should dance to it. He's flat babbling crazy.
And we've already defended Pat Robertson, anyhow. He essentially said that one should defer to Science on matter that aren't covered by the Bible because arguing the Bible against reality will achieve nothing but foolishness, especially when you have nothing on the topic in the Bible, save for vague and stupid inferences made by Biblical Literalists. And we concurred that even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

DS · 5 December 2012

Floyd lied:

"Good! So indeed Pat Robertson said something to that poor Christian lady that we can BOTH agree was incorrect. As AIG pointed out, Robertson was not only visibly wrong when it comes to the clear details of Genesis, but even in regards to the details of the “radio-carbon dating” he cited to that lady. Thank you for an honest answer, DS."

You really can't write a single sentence without lying can you Floyd? Pat never gave any dates at all. it's the lying scumbags at AIG, (you know the ones you quoted without ever reading), that made the claim. As usual they don't have a clue. You demolished their argument with your own nonsense single handedly. They have no credibility whatsoever. You can keep on quoting and lying all you want, but they are frauds and so are you.

"However, according to the Bible (I know you don’t believe the Bible BUT PAT DOES), the fossils can NOT tell you about the biological origins of plants animals and humans, nor when, nor how long it took."

You are lying again Floyd. I already told you what we learned from the fossils, you know, the ones you said you could tell something about the past from. Just keep lying to yourself asshole. No one cares how ignorant you are. And no one cares what the bible says either, it's not a science book, never was, never will be. Stop pretending asshole. And for the last time, you have no idea what I believe, so STFU up about things you know nothing about, asshole.

Any further responses by me to the lying asshole Floyd will be on the bathroom wall, where I can use the language I really want to to describe his lying bullshit. I suggest, as others have, a permanent banning, but if you can't do that, at least confine the lying prick to somewhere the kiddies are't exposed to his bullshit.

FL · 5 December 2012

And we’ve already defended Pat Robertson, anyhow.

Ummm, no. You (or reather, the OTHER posters, not you) have sought to defend evolution. But they have clearly NOT defended Pat Robertson. FL wants us to defend Pat Robertson? The loony who told the people of Dover, PA, that they better not ask God for help after they voted those two liars and frauds off the School Board? That prat?

FL · 5 December 2012

And we’ve already defended Pat Robertson, anyhow.

Ummm, no. You (or rather, the OTHER posters, not you) have sought to defend evolution. But they have clearly NOT defended Pat Robertson.

FL wants us to defend Pat Robertson? The loony who told the people of Dover, PA, that they better not ask God for help after they voted those two liars and frauds off the School Board? That prat?

FL

FL · 5 December 2012

He essentially said that one should defer to Science on matter that aren’t covered by the Bible

But in this case, the Bible clearly covers the question (even if you happen to disagree with the Bible's answer), of dinosaurs co-existing on the same day with humans, and even with the amount of time it took to create and populate the earth, which again has direct bearing on Pat Robertson's statements. So this time Robertson has painted HIMSELF into a corner. Extrication doesn't appear likely. FL

Dave Luckett · 5 December 2012

Extrication seems very likely, FL. Robertson is enough of an egoist to extract his finger, give it to babbling loons like you and go his own way. Maybe he'll write his own inerrant text and set up for a prophet. Stranger things have happened.

You have no idea how emotional I get at the sight of Pat Robertson getting ripped into by his everlovin' Biblical inerrantist buddies. In the old days, they'd have him to the stake or start a religious war over it. Don't it just bust your butt how that's not allowed in these godless times?

Seriously, it doesn't get better than this.

TomS · 5 December 2012

FL said:

He essentially said that one should defer to Science on matter that aren’t covered by the Bible

But in this case, the Bible clearly covers the question (even if you happen to disagree with the Bible's answer), of dinosaurs co-existing on the same day with humans, and even with the amount of time it took to create and populate the earth, which again has direct bearing on Pat Robertson's statements. So this time Robertson has painted HIMSELF into a corner. Extrication doesn't appear likely. FL
Before early modern times, everybody agreed that the Bible said that the Sun went around a stationary Earth. That's how "clear" the Biblical endorsement of geocentrism is (even if you happen to disagree with the Bible about that). Yet over that roughly 2000 years (counting from 500 BC to AD 1500), there was considerable disagreement about what the Bible had to say about how long it took to create and populate the Earth; not to mention nobody noticing anything about dinosaurs (or anything else not accessible to the pre-modern peoples). That's how much the Bible lacks "clarity" about such matters.

https://me.yahoo.com/a/KirCgV93wJhLm65myiH0mSwTlWCQuwnMxlI4xKqx#26847 · 5 December 2012

FL said:

Actually, the reliable limit of carbon dating is only about 50,000 years and it hasn’t been reliably calibrated past that time yet. It isn’t used for dating fossils of dinosaurs, as I pointed out previously.

Good! So indeed Pat Robertson said something to that poor Christian lady that we can BOTH agree was incorrect. As AIG pointed out, Robertson was not only visibly wrong when it comes to the clear details of Genesis, but even in regards to the details of the "radio-carbon dating" he cited to that lady. Thank you for an honest answer, DS. It's pretty safe to assume that you won't be able to specifically defend Robertson's statements against any OTHER portion of AIG's fisking article either. And yes, I'll be watching to see if you even dare to try. Honestly? I bet you will not. In fact ALL of you Pandas appear to have given up on defending Robertson's specific statements vis-a-vis the detailed criticisms of the AIG-Mitchell article. It's amazing to see you scoot away from his actual remarks. I guess you already know that what Pat Robertson said, IS TOTALLY incongruent with his publicly stated Bible-beliefs, Miracle-Beliefs, and Creationist-beliefs. (You could always ask Mike E for help with defending Robertson's actual statements, but you know THAT's a waste of time.) ****

Can we just ban the @$$hole forever and be done with it?

Ahh, the Standard Evolutionist Solution to the Pat Robertson issue. If all else fails, just "Ban FL." Why? Because you're not able to defend Robertson from the obvious discrepancies exposed in the response he gave to that poor Christian lady. Good job Dale! **** Meanwhile, Me-Yahoo-Com pointed out that:

...but FL is correct that the genesis story doesn’t hold up unless you assume its ALL miraculous- that’s the danger of Biblical literalism

Yes, that is the danger, Me-Yahoo-Com. But guess what? Pat Robertson is a biblical literalist just like I am! That's why the AIG article is so very devastating against him. Robertson has ALWAYS identified himself as being a biblical literalist, even now. Adam, Eve, Fall, Flood, Miracles (he even wrote a book about literal Miracles), the whole nine literal yards. So now Robertson has painted himself into a corner for PRECISELY the reason you provided -- "The genesis story doesn’t hold up unless you assume its ALL miraculous." Exactly. You nailed it. That's why your evolutionist brethren would rather "Ban FL" than try to defend Pat Robertson on this one. They know that Robertson has effectively TORPEDOED HIS OWN PERSONAL BIBLE BELIEFS on this one, and he can't even fix or "clarify" his own discrepancies on it. FL
Oh, you are saying that biblical literalists are inconsistent? No shit, sherlock. But you don't care about that, you knew that anyway, didn't you Flawed? You aren't here to advocate for biblical literalism you are here to drive more people away from the Cross.

FL · 5 December 2012

So how come you can’t answer why, if the Bible does not mention either dinosaurs or the Age of the Earth, *** save for the most vaguest of inferences ***

So! After all that hemming and hawing and mysterious "we" business, YOU are finally forced to fess up to that pesky little "sixth day" biblical inference! Now if we can just get Pat Robertson to do the same.

Dave Thomas · 5 December 2012

Problem, FL: "inferences" are implicit, not explicit. There is no way to read an "inference" literally.

Since the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs by name, nor does it include a value for the age of the Earth, then any statements about what the Bible says re age of the earth or existence of dinosaurs are a matter of subjective interpretation by fallible human individuals.

FL, you are entitled to your beliefs as to what Genesis means, but so is Pat Robertson. And Pat disagrees with you.

The real question is, why should we give your particular subjective interpretation of Genesis any more respect or attention than Robertson's opinion, or Alfred E. Neuman's opinion?

You're just a believer shouting on the internet that you're right. You haven't given us any actual reasons to prefer your own interpretation over anyone else's.

Robertson's point was that the age of the earth is NOT stated explicitly, and that Bishop Ussher's derivation was only his own interpretation of scripture.

Robertson says Ussher was wrong.

Robertson says FL is wrong.

Christians say FL is wrong.

That is all.

apokryltaros · 5 December 2012

FL said:

So how come you can’t answer why, if the Bible does not mention either dinosaurs or the Age of the Earth, *** save for the most vaguest of inferences ***

So! After all that hemming and hawing and mysterious "we" business,
Are you aware that your gleeful nitpicking over my choice of pronoun makes you look like a cowardly asshole who's scared to death trying to distract everyone from noticing that you're losing the argument?
YOU are finally forced to fess up to that pesky little "sixth day" biblical inference! Now if we can just get Pat Robertson to do the same.
Then why do you continue hemming and hawing about why we must defer to the most vaguest of inferences made by Biblical Literalists over the actual discoveries made by actual scientists? If we have to bow down to "little inferences" hinted at in Genesis, then why do you hypocritically refuse to obey the Kosher Laws explicitly outlined in the Bible?

apokryltaros · 5 December 2012

Dave Thomas said: Problem, FL: "inferences" are implicit, not explicit. There is no way to read an "inference" literally. Since the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs by name, nor does it include a value for the age of the Earth, then any statements about what the Bible says re age of the earth or existence of dinosaurs are a matter of subjective interpretation by fallible human individuals. FL, you are entitled to your beliefs as to what Genesis means, but so is Pat Robertson. And Pat disagrees with you. The real question is, why should we give your particular subjective interpretation of Genesis any more respect or attention than Robertson's opinion, or Alfred E. Neuman's opinion? You're just a believer shouting on the internet that you're right. You haven't given us any actual reasons to prefer your own interpretation over anyone else's. Robertson's point was that the age of the earth is NOT stated explicitly, and that Bishop Ussher's derivation was only his own interpretation of scripture. Robertson says Ussher was wrong. Robertson says FL is wrong. Christians say FL is wrong. That is all.
One problem is that FL thinks he is infallible because he allegedly speaks on behalf of God, even as he puts words into God's mouth. Therefore, FL persists in shouting how we must bow down and worship his personal interpretations, and treat his inane inferences as unimpeachable holy law because he thinks that disagreeing with him is tantamount to disagreeing with God. That FL is demonstrably wrong never factors in.

apokryltaros · 5 December 2012

https://me.yahoo.com/a/KirCgV93wJhLm65myiH0mSwTlWCQuwnMxlI4xKqx#26847 said: Oh, (FL is) saying that biblical literalists are inconsistent? No shit, sherlock. But you don't care about that, you knew that anyway, didn't you Flawed? You aren't here to advocate for biblical literalism you are here to drive more people away from the Cross.
To be fair, FL advocates Biblical Literalism only when it is convenient for him. When it isn't, like when the Bible advocates publicly executing children and people who violate Kosher laws, or when mention of the legendary "Windows of Heaven" from which the Flood poured out of, then FL hypocritically drops Biblical Literalism like an embarrassing potato made of steaming shame.

https://me.yahoo.com/a/XRnHyQl8usUn8ykD1Rji0ZXHNe.9lqmg3Dm7ul96NW4vxpbU3c_GLu.k#d404b · 5 December 2012

just to be clear - no one (I believe) is defending Pat Robertson in general, many of the public posistions he's taken I've found to be reprehensible. I believe him to be an extremist and a dangerous influence in politics. The point (IMHO) is that even Pat Robertson says the AiG's posistion (young earth creationsism/ thier flavor of biblical literalism/ etc) is too extreme - then Ken Ham/AiG really looks batshit insane

stevaroni · 5 December 2012

FL said: So this time Robertson has painted HIMSELF into a corner. Extrication doesn't appear likely.
Or maybe pat Robertson just understands the Bible better than you do, FL. Why should we trust your interpretation of the Bible more than his? After all, millions of people follow Pat everyday and look up to him as an authority figure. As far as I can tell, neither of these things apply to you, FL. Why should we believe you over Pat?

FL · 5 December 2012

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phhht · 5 December 2012

FL said:

Or maybe pat Robertson just understands the Bible better than you do, FL. Why should we trust your interpretation of the Bible more than his?

Because I can explicitly show from the Bible text where his given interpretation doesn't match up with the Scripture. We all have interpretations, but they have to match up with Scripture if we insist, as me and Pat does, that the Bible is infallible. If you can show where his does match up with Scripture, please do so. FL
It doesn't matter that reality doesn't "match up" wit your book of stories, Flawd, because they are not true. They are not real. They are fiction, just like Harry Potter. And you can't prove that they are real. All you have is hot air.

eric · 5 December 2012

FL said: Briefly, Eric said,

I want you to actually type out your best description of our position, as you understand it.

No, it's time for YOU to actually type out YOUR best description of the problem AIG is referencing on Robertson, and then actually SHOW that Robertson isn't indeed guilty of that problem.
Sure. Most fundamentally, AIG thinks that Robertson is giving precedence/preference to a finding of science when it contradicts scripture. They think he is making this error because he does not see the difference between observational and historical sciences, and he is accepting scientist's claim that observational science conclusions apply to history - i.e. he erroneously accepts sciences' contention that dropping a large rock on the earth under experimental conditinos or watching impacts today has anything to do with a supposed historical asteroid impact. Robertson would probably reply that he is not giving precdent to science because the findings of an old earth do not contradict scripture; if you think so, you are reading the bible wrong. For myself, I think this argument is subjective and cannot be resolved. On the second part, I have no idea what Roberston thinks regarding AIG's claim that "observational science" results do not apply to history. I don't know whether he agrees with AIG's position or rejects it. I do think that AIG's claim is complete bullflop. I have described why I think its bullflop. So have other people. And so now that I've described your argument, I again invite you to describe mine. Tell us, in your own words, why we think AIG's two-science model is complete bullflop.

SWT · 5 December 2012

A couple of my friends were discussing a diversity issue the other day. Ferris was having a bit of trouble understanding how to capitalize on differences among group members, especially when those differences are obvious and have historically been the basis for discrimination and other inappropriate behavior. My friend Josh explained it this way: "You've read about how Santa had Rudolph guide his sleigh when it was too foggy for the other reindeer to do so. This is an excellent example of how to capitalize on the full range of team members' abilities."

Question: Based on a literal reading of his statement, does Josh accept the existence of Santa Claus and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer as literally true?

Mike Elzinga · 5 December 2012

Dave Luckett said: Extrication seems very likely, FL. Robertson is enough of an egoist to extract his finger, give it to babbling loons like you and go his own way. Maybe he'll write his own inerrant text and set up for a prophet. Stranger things have happened. You have no idea how emotional I get at the sight of Pat Robertson getting ripped into by his everlovin' Biblical inerrantist buddies. In the old days, they'd have him to the stake or start a religious war over it. Don't it just bust your butt how that's not allowed in these godless times? Seriously, it doesn't get better than this.
The irony is delicious. Even as thousands of splintering fundamentalists engage in blood feuds over their interpretations of scripture; each rejects what he doesn’t like about science and asserts that his sectarian interpretation of scripture is the only reliable guide to the past. How could it be demonstrated any better?

DS · 5 December 2012

FL said:

Or maybe pat Robertson just understands the Bible better than you do, FL. Why should we trust your interpretation of the Bible more than his?

Because I can explicitly show from the Bible text where his given interpretation doesn't match up with the Scripture. We all have interpretations, but they have to match up with Scripture if we insist, as me and Pat does, that the Bible is infallible. If you can show where his does match up with Scripture, please do so. FL
No one gives a shit about what the bible says. You have no evidence, you lose. Screw yourself into a light socket and turn on the switch, it's the only honorable way to go after all the shit you have lied about asshole.

apokryltaros · 5 December 2012

FL said:

Or maybe pat Robertson just understands the Bible better than you do, FL. Why should we trust your interpretation of the Bible more than his?

Because I can explicitly show from the Bible text where his given interpretation doesn't match up with the Scripture. We all have interpretations, but they have to match up with Scripture if we insist, as me and Pat does, that the Bible is infallible. If you can show where his does match up with Scripture, please do so. FL
If the Bible mentions neither dinosaurs or the Age of the Earth, save for the vaguest of inferences made by Biblical Literalists, can you show us where in Scripture does it say it is A Sin for a Christian to recommend someone seek the aid of Science to understand dinosaurs or the Age of the Earth? Or, should I wait for you to find which book, chapter and verse in the Bible that says Christians are obligated, under pain of Eternal Damnation and Sodomy with fire and barbeque sauce, to read the Bible literally, first?

apokryltaros · 5 December 2012

DS said:
FL said:

Or maybe pat Robertson just understands the Bible better than you do, FL. Why should we trust your interpretation of the Bible more than his?

Because I can explicitly show from the Bible text where his given interpretation doesn't match up with the Scripture. We all have interpretations, but they have to match up with Scripture if we insist, as me and Pat does, that the Bible is infallible. If you can show where his does match up with Scripture, please do so. FL
No one gives a shit about what the bible says.
To clarify, no one gives a shit about what FL claims the Bible says, and FL has neither the brain power, balls, or desire to explain why anyone should give a shit about his claims.
You have no evidence, you lose.
Because FL doesn't want to find evidence to show us that GODDIDIT is the answer, beyond braying "Because I said the Bible said so," he has lost before he even began. A pitiful, honorless loser.

phhht · 5 December 2012

SWT said: A couple of my friends were discussing a diversity issue the other day. Ferris was having a bit of trouble understanding how to capitalize on differences among group members, especially when those differences are obvious and have historically been the basis for discrimination and other inappropriate behavior. My friend Josh explained it this way: "You've read about how Santa had Rudolph guide his sleigh when it was too foggy for the other reindeer to do so. This is an excellent example of how to capitalize on the full range of team members' abilities." Question: Based on a literal reading of his statement, does Josh accept the existence of Santa Claus and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer as literally true?
Since Josh doesn't assert the literal existence of Santa and Rudolph, I see no reason to think so. It's common to employ references to imaginary beings in metaphorical ways, as Josh does. After all, you don't tug on Superman's cape or pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger.

FL · 5 December 2012

Robertson would probably reply that he is not giving precdent to science because the findings of an old earth do not contradict scripture; if you think so, you are reading the bible wrong. For myself, I think this argument is subjective and cannot be resolved.

It's not subjective at all, at least not for anyone who has access to a Bible and can compare the actual Bible text to Robertson's actual video statements. Same for me; just check my statements against what the Scripture clearly says. Remember, one of Robertson's specific claims was that the BIBLE didn't support a 6000 year old earth, so now he's stuck with it. Rational comparisons with text can be made, using standard online Bible Study tools (English or Hebrew) that's available to anyone. So things are rather easily compared and checked. He got it wrong. It was also shown that Robertson was not aware of some details regarding the "findings" of an old earth or not. (Robertson's "radiocarbon dating" is NOT how one gets to those "findings" of a 4.6B earth, as AIG pointed out). So he is not aware of some of the details either of Genesis or of Science.

I do think that AIG’s claim is complete bullflop. I have described why I think its bullflop.

I know you see it that way; I read it previously. That's why I threw in that published article from "Carol" which openly acknowledged that scientists (plural), including Henry Gee, clearly affirmed the existence of a real difference between historical and experimental (operational) science. The article writer (Carol) wanted to disagree a little bit with the rap that Historical Science is gettin' because of that difference, but that's okay with me, because nobody here is trying to argue that historical sciences are not science at all. "Carol" was kind enough to confirm that the scientific community DOES recognize a difference between historical and observational science. It's just what it is. You offer nothing of a journal-published nature to overturn the existence of that difference. Furthermore, the description given in the article DOES fit the short, easy to understand definitions of "historical" and "operational" that was offered by longtime biology teacher and AIG author Roger Patterson. So while you say it's all "bullflop", I say it's all confirmed. It's clear now -- as in peer-review-published clear -- that indeed scientists do at least recognize the existence of the difference between the two categories of science. Also, the AIG article specified EXACTLY which part of Robertson's comments were impacted by this one distinction. Couldn't help but notice that you weren't able to extricate Robertson's specific statements and show that this distinction didn't apply to them. And so now that I’ve described your argument, I again invite you to describe mine. And so now that I’ve described your argument, I again invite you to describe mine. Tell us, in your own words, why we think AIG’s two-science model is complete bullflop. Just did. It's actually an arbitrary, ad-hoc, "Taint So" kind of thing you're doing. You simply deny the existence of the given distinction or difference, over and over, regardless of who published what article, who defined what terms, how prominent the scientists who agrees with the distinction. Even if the definitions are intuitively plausible and easily understandable, you just keep on denying 'em. You simply refuse, under any conditions, to concede any point to AIG. And you make sure you don't talk about the EXACT Robertson statement where AIG says the distinction applies. Just pretend it doesn't exist, that's how you do it. Because, yet again, there's no rational, un-messy way to extricate his words from the given situation.

Apparently, Robertson thinks that historical (origins) science and operational (experimental) science are one and the same. He fails to understand that the time of our origins—which is, incidentally, the beginning of the “time of the Bible,” not “before the time of the Bible”—is not available for scientific testing.

No wonder you guys don't wanna deal with that paragraph. I'd hate to have to be the one defending Robertson against that one. Anyway, let's stop there. There IS one other thing, however: it appears as though your Panda Pals are letting you carry all their water on this one. But that's okay, that's up to you. FL

FL · 5 December 2012

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phhht · 5 December 2012

FL said: It's not subjective at all...
Flawd, I don't credit anything you claim because you are a stark, raving, delusional loony. You believe that fictional beings are real, and your illness cripples your intellect. But I could be wrong, of course. Have you come up with some empirical evidence for the existence of gods? No, of course you have not. There is none.

DS · 5 December 2012

So that would be a no Floyd, you haver no evidence at all, never did, never will. Got it.

No dinosaurs working in the Bedrock quarry. No dinosaurs building Stone Henge. No dinosaurs in Atlantis. No dinosaurs eating wooly mammoths. No dinosaurs attacking the Egyptians building the pyramids, or the guys building the tower of Babel, or the natives in North America, or the Aztecs or the Mayans. No dinosaurs on flying saucers or in time machines. No pictures, videos, written records anywhere, not even any cave drawings.

You do know that we can get DNA from extinct species like Neanderthals, right Floyd? You know the went extinct over 40,000 years ago, right. No Floyd, pay close attention, why do you suppose we don't have any dinosaur DNA? Why is that Floyd? Maybe it's the same reason that we can't date dinosaur remains using carbon dating? Do you suppose that's it Floyd?

Put down your bible, take a course in paleontology, learn some science, then piss off.

Rando · 5 December 2012

Forgetful Floyd I already dealt with your stupid Experimental vs Historical science nonsense. Instead of reading my answer to your argument you, surprise surprise, ignored it. I also noticed that you decided to curiously remove the link to the very article that proves you wrong. That's okay Forgetful Floyd, I'm more than willing to put the link right back up. http://spot.colorado.edu/~cleland/articles/Cleland.PS.Pdf And while we're talking about this peer reviewed article, would you like to explain to us how you missed the fact that the very article you cited proved you wrong. Here it is again, I find myself repeating myself over and over again, cause apparently Forgetful Floyd can't read a reply to his nonsense.
Oh, Floyd, once again I find myself dealing with another turd you have decided to leave on Panda’s Thumb. There is no real difference between Experimental Science and Historical Science. The only difference between the two is a method of methodology. You would know that if you actually read the paper you yourself sited. Carol Cleland actually states “it would be a mistake to conclude that hypotheses about the remote past can’t be “tested.”” Then she goes on to explain exactly how we would test Historical Science. Traces provide evidence for past events just as successful predictions provide evidence for the generalizations examined in the lab. Instead of inferring test implications from a target hypothesis and performing a series of experiments, historical scientists focus their attention on formulating mutually exclusive hypotheses and hunting for evidentiary traces to discriminate among them. The goal is to discover a “smoking gun.” A smoking gun is a trace(s) that unambiguously discriminates one hypothesis from among a set of currently available hypotheses as providing “the best explanation” of the traces thus far observed. And no, I don’t care what Roger “Bigfoot Boy” Patterson says historical science can, and indeed is, tested.

apokryltaros · 5 December 2012

DS said: Put down your bible, take a course in paleontology, learn some science, then piss off.
The closest FL has ever come to taking any science course is his blatant lie about allegedly having taken a university-level Evolutionary Biology course, where he allegedly learned about the alleged inherent "devil-ness" in "evilution." No science, just "devil-ness." Of course, FL has also repeatedly shown us that he hates and despises science so much that he would sooner kill himself than make an honest effort to educate himself.

SWT · 5 December 2012

phhht said: Since Josh doesn't assert the literal existence of Santa and Rudolph, I see no reason to think so. It's common to employ references to imaginary beings in metaphorical ways, as Josh does. After all, you don't tug on Superman's cape or pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger.
Nor should one mess around with either Jim or Slim.

DS · 5 December 2012

Come on Floyd we're all waiting for you to convince us with evidence. You know, a dinosaur with a spear point in him, or an arrow, a musket ball. a slug from a 45, anything really. How about a mass dinosaur grave full of half eaten dinosaurs with human teeth marks? How about a mass human grave with humans with dinosaur teeth marks? How about an appearance of a dinosaur on TV, you know maybe in one of those Geico commercials with that touchy Neanderthal guy. Maybe the dinosaur could play tennis with him.

Seems like the only species of dinosaur that ever existed is the suregladthehumansdidn'tsaurus.

Or maybe you should just watch Jurrasic park. You know the movie that showed what it would have been like if humans and dinosaurs lived together. Even with modern weapons and transportation the humans didn't do so well. Take a lesson FLoyd. this is the imaginary world you live in. Fred Flintstone and Jurrasic Park, yubba dubba do. Or maybe Barney is more your speed. Now there was a friendly dinosaur if there ever was one.

Now FLoyd, pay close attention, it's worse than you think. You see there was another dominant form of life that ruled the ancient earth. Thousands of species that all went extinct millions of years before dinosaurs ever evolved. Can you say trilobite Floyd? Look it up some time. Funny the bible doesn't mention anything about them either. Now why is that Floyd? Is your holey book full of holes?

apokryltaros · 5 December 2012

DS said: Come on Floyd we're all waiting for you to convince us with evidence.
Remember, FL said he has no evidence. Evidence is useless when you put words into the mouth of God, after all.

Dave Thomas · 5 December 2012

FL said:

It’s not subjective at all, at least not for anyone who has access to a Bible and can compare the actual Bible text to Robertson’s actual video statements. Same for me; just check my statements against what the Scripture clearly says. Remember, one of Robertson’s specific claims was that the BIBLE didn’t support a 6000 year old earth, so now he’s stuck with it. Rational comparisons with text can be made, using standard online Bible Study tools (English or Hebrew) that’s available to anyone. So things are rather easily compared and checked. He got it wrong. ...

FL
I don't think these words (subjective, clearly) mean what you think they mean, FL. Here's what Robertson said:
Look, I know that people will probably try to lynch me when I say this, but Bishop [James] Ussher wasn’t inspired by the Lord when he said that it all took 6,000 years.
FL, I presume you have access to a Bible, and can compare the actual Bible text to Robertson’s actual statements. Where, exactly (chapter and verse, please) does the Bible clearly say, without any subjectivity whatsoever, that the Earth is 6,000 years old? I'd also like the chapter and verse where the Bible discusses dinosaurs clearly and objectively. You're the one insisting "It’s not subjective at all, at least not for anyone who has access to a Bible...just check my statements against what the Scripture clearly says." Until you start providing chapter and verse citations, you can look forward to being flung onto the bathroom wall. We know you think the Scripture is clear. But, unless you can clearly point to specific chapters/verses that demonstrate this clarity, you will be assigned to the bathroom wall. You say this isn't just subjectivity regarding the Bible. Fine. All you have to do is simply name the chapter and verse that explain the earth's 6,000-year-age, or the existence of dinosaurs. If they are subjective, however - such as, for example, bishops estimating genealogies, or some vague crap about "beasts" - they will be bathroom walled as soon as I can get to it. In fact, I'm inclined to start bathroom-walling your older posts in this thread, perhaps one every hour, until you finally support your claims that the Bible discusses the value of the age of the Earth, or the existence of dinosaurs. Looks like we've a hostage situation. Somebody might want to call S.W.A.T.

apokryltaros · 5 December 2012

FL refuses to explain why implying that the dinosaurs were among the "land animals" that were magically poofed into existence on the 6th day of Creation is supposed to be a "clear and objective" discussion of dinosaurs in the Bible.

I wonder if it's because he wants (to be, by proxy) the Bible to be the ULTIMATE authority on dinosaurs, without actually going through the trouble of learning to be an authority on dinosaurs.

Ian Derthal · 6 December 2012

You say this isn’t just subjectivity regarding the Bible. Fine. All you have to do is simply name the chapter and verse that explain the earth’s 6,000-year-age, or the existence of dinosaurs. If they are subjective, however - such as, for example, bishops estimating genealogies, or some vague crap about “beasts” - they will be bathroom walled as soon as I can get to it.
Indeed Dave, I keep pointing this out to YECs and they keep repeating all the usual crap. Since none of these are mentioned anywhere in the bible, Robertson is quite correct. How can Christians compromise on something found nowhere in scripture ?

eric · 6 December 2012

FL said: It's not subjective at all, at least not for anyone who has access to a Bible and can compare the actual Bible text to Robertson's actual video statements. Same for me; just check my statements against what the Scripture clearly says.
Every sectarian uses this argument. You say you compare to the actual bible. Robertson says he compares to the actual bible. These geocentrists say they compare to the actual bible and that you are not taking it literally enough. The Landover Baptists go one step further and say the bible clearly states the earth is flat - and people like you are doing exactly what AIG claims Robertson is doing. I.e., they claim that you are not following literal scripture and you are putting science ahead of scripture if you believe in a round earth. So, every sectarian says the bible clearly supports their view. To an outsider its obviously not clear, otherwise you guys wouldn't have different opinions.

I do think that AIG’s claim is complete bullflop. I have described why I think its bullflop.

I know you see it that way; I read it previously. That’s why I threw in that published article from “Carol” which openly acknowledged that scientists (plural), including Henry Gee, clearly affirmed the existence of a real difference between historical and experimental (operational) science. [blah blah blah]
So the short answer is no: you will not bother trying to describe our position in your own words. IMO this means you either haven't really read them, don't understand them, or that you refuse to engage in one of the simplest and easiest forms of critical thought - to try and understand the arguments of your opponents from their perspective; to show your understanding of the other side by repeating back their most relevant and cogent points.
Also, the AIG article specified EXACTLY which part of Robertson's comments were impacted by this one distinction. Couldn't help but notice that you weren't able to extricate Robertson's specific statements and show that this distinction didn't apply to them.
Because, you ass, you demanded I do what I asked of you. What I asked of you was to put it in your own words. So when you insisted I go first, I put AIG's position in my own words. You're insulting me for doing what you asked me to do. That's really poor behavior. You should apologize.

And so now that I’ve described your argument, I again invite you to describe mine. Tell us, in your own words, why we think AIG’s two-science model is complete bullflop.

Just did. It's actually an arbitrary, ad-hoc, "Taint So" kind of thing you're doing.
No, you didn't. You gave a refutation of our position. You told me why you think I was wrong. You made zero, zilch, no effort to describe our argument as we see it.
Anyway, let's stop there.
Yes, I agree. It is clear that you lack either the capability or interest to understand other people's positions.

DS · 6 December 2012

Floyd just can't see the harm he is doing. He can't see that demanding that everyone interpret the bible the way he does is driving people away from his religion. He can't see that disagreeing with real bible scholars who have spent their whole lives studying the bible simply illustrates the vacuity of their claims of biblical infallibility, as well as his own. He can't see that lying and taunting and insulting and engaging in contemptible behavior is not being a good witness for his faith or his god. But most of all he can't see how denial of reality is causing a real crisis of conscience for many people. LIes and deceit are not a viable alternative to reality.

That's the whole point here. A woman was terrified that her family would lose their faith when confronted with reality. Floyd says, no problem, just lie to them, they'll fall for it. They will never demand evidence, they will be satisfied with lies and evasions and fairy tales. He can't seem to understand that the entire world has figured out that that approach is worthless. Most people are too smart to fall for that crap any more. Thus all the bluster and threats and lying and offensive behavior. He doesn't have the one thing he really needs, evidence. He refuses to even admit that it's possible to have evidence. He can't try to present evidence when he has already demonstrated that he doesn't understand what it is or why it's important. If he really believed all his own lies, he never should have admitted that dinosaurs existed in the first place. After all, that's just historical science and it doesn't really count. Ultimately, Floyd knows that he has already gone the way of the dinosaur, he just can't admit it.

Ron Bear · 6 December 2012

Rando,

Thanks for your post about the lack of difference between Experimental and Historical science. I had not even heard of this particular assault on science from the creationists.

I thought you (all) might find it interesting that I noticed that I use these two methods interchangeably and had never noticed that they are actually two methods. Since they aren’t actually two methods I don’t feel bad about not noticing. But perhaps my example will show why they aren’t different at all.

We run expensive experiments. Since they are expensive we instrument them extensively and collect lots of data. One half Terra byte is a pretty common data set size for one experiment. So our most normal form of hypothesis testing is not to run another expensive test. Our most normal form of hypothesis testing is to ask ourselves what we would expect to see in the data that has already been collected. In looking through the traces that have already been left behind we are doing what Fl calls historical science. Eighty to Ninety percent of the time this data investigation is all that is required. Sometimes we feel that we need a confirming new experiment. So we effortlessly switch back and forth between doing new experiments or just reanalysis of historical data sets all in the same search. Anyway I found it interesting that creationists describe my work as using two completely distinct non-overlapping methodologies when I myself think of it all as one method which is of course one hundred percent overlapped.

TomS · 6 December 2012

I see in the news today that Marco Rubio is clarifying his statement about the age of the Earth, and that he knows that there is no scientific controversy about it being 4.5 billion years old, and that this does not conflict with his Catholic belief that God created the Earth.

DS · 6 December 2012

Yes Rondo, thanks for the link.

Now why is it that these guys always cite papers that prove them wrong and think no one will notice? I guess they just assume that no one will actually read the paper because they haven't.

I wish someone would count up the number of lies that Floyd has told just on this thread alone. The rules of the site specifically say not to make an ass of yourself. Floyd has definitely stepper over the line and turned around and spat on it. If he cannot be banned permanently he should at least be restricted the the bathroom wall. WHy should anyone have to waste their time pointing out his egregious behavior and trying to get him to act like an adult?

FL · 6 December 2012

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Dave Thomas · 6 December 2012

Before y'all click thru to FL's post at the Bathroom Wall, here's a Spoiler:

FL didn't supply a chapter or verse where the Bible specifies the earth's age, or mentions dinosaurs.

apokryltaros · 6 December 2012

Dave Thomas said: Before y'all click thru to FL's post at the Bathroom Wall, here's a Spoiler: FL didn't supply a chapter or verse where the Bible specifies the earth's age, or mentions dinosaurs.
Hell will freeze over, thaw, and Satan will be demoted to staff manager at a retirement center in Boca Raton before FL will supply a chapter or verse where the Bible specifies the earth's age, or mentions dinosaurs.

FL · 6 December 2012

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Dave Thomas · 6 December 2012

Another Spoiler Alert: FL did exactly what I warned him not to do, namely citing "genealogies" as a method for calculating the Age of the Earth.

He also mentioned "dinos", but outside of saying they were supernaturally created on the same day as Humans, he forgot to mention the chapter and verse that actually mentions "dinosaurs."

FL · 6 December 2012

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Dave Thomas · 6 December 2012

If that's how you want to amuse yourself in your spare time, that's fine. But remember, you came in here preaching that Robertson was wrong not to agree with you that the Bible explicitly and clearly says that the Earth is 6,000 years old. What you fail to understand is that the Bible carries no instruction manual for finding the age of the earth. Nowhere does it say

Oh, if you're curious about how old the Earth is, simply tally up the genealogies in Genesis 5 to get an accurate age.

That, FL, is as "subjective" as subjective gets. It depends strongly on how one interprets the Bible. You are doing a doubly-subjective activity: first, interpreting the Bible as suggesting genealogy tallies as a method for deriving Earth's age, and secondly, with your specific tallies that amount to 6,000 years. And there are lots of other interpretations. Seeing as we're all entitled to our own interpretations of scripture, all these interpretations are equally valid. Pat Robertson's statements PROVE there are multiple interpretations that are not in agreement. I asked you to justify YOUR particular interpretation with a clear and non-subjective verse of the Bible. You have FAILED. Everyone sees that, FL, except you. And that doesn't speak well of your intelligence.

Rando · 6 December 2012

FL said:

Another Spoiler Alert: FL did exactly what I warned him not to do, namely citing “genealogies” as a method for calculating the Age of the Earth

Okay, here's a sincere question for you, Dave. Why, specifically, do you warn Christians not to cite Biblical genealogies and make use of them (in conjunction with other Scriptures like the six-day thing) to calculate the age of the Earth? It's one thing to say "I disagree", but this? FL
Well Forgetful Floyd you're doing the same thing Ussher did, the only difference between he two of you is Ussher thinks Jesus was coming back in 1997. The problem with what you are doing is that your making an inference of something which said was clearly established. Your argument is "well, if you add up these dates you get the age of the Earth." The problem is you were asked for chapter and verse which you said would clearly state the age of the Earth, instead of providing that, you told us to do what Ussher did and do some vague math.

Carl Drews · 6 December 2012

Dave Thomas said: But remember, you came in here preaching that Robertson was wrong not to agree with you that the Bible explicitly and clearly says that the Earth is 6,000 years old. What you fail to understand is that the Bible carries no instruction manual for finding the age of the earth. Nowhere does it say

Oh, if you're curious about how old the Earth is, simply tally up the genealogies in Genesis 5 to get an accurate age.

That, FL, is as "subjective" as subjective gets. It depends strongly on how one interprets the Bible. You are doing a doubly-subjective activity: first, interpreting the Bible as suggesting genealogy tallies as a method for deriving Earth's age, and secondly, with your specific tallies that amount to 6,000 years. And there are lots of other interpretations. Seeing as we're all entitled to our own interpretations of scripture, all these interpretations are equally valid. Pat Robertson's statements PROVE there are multiple interpretations that are not in agreement. I asked you to justify YOUR particular interpretation with a clear and non-subjective verse of the Bible.
The principle articulated here by Dave Thomas is an ancient one, dating back at least to the 39 Anglican Articles: http://anglicansonline.org/basics/thirty-nine_articles.html Article 6 is the one of interest here:
VI. Of the Sufficiency of the Holy Scriptures for Salvation. Holy Scripture containeth all things necessary to salvation: so that whatsoever is not read therein, nor may be proved thereby, is not to be required of any man, that it should be believed as an article of the Faith, or be thought requisite or necessary to salvation. In the name of the Holy Scripture we do understand those canonical Books of the Old and New Testament, of whose authority was never any doubt in the Church.
Emphasis mine. The 39 Anglican Articles date from 1563 and the reign of Queen Elizabeth I of England. I don't know if Dave Thomas has been to seminary or is simply being sensible, but he is correct: Christian doctrine under sola scriptura is derived from the direct teaching of Scripture; and that means book, chapter, and verse. No "necessary inferences" allowed. You can make all sorts of calculations and inferences on your own time, but under Pat Robertson's terminology those deductions are "not inspired".

https://me.yahoo.com/a/XRnHyQl8usUn8ykD1Rji0ZXHNe.9lqmg3Dm7ul96NW4vxpbU3c_GLu.k#d404b · 6 December 2012

apokryltaros said: FL refuses to explain why implying that the dinosaurs were among the "land animals" that were magically poofed into existence on the 6th day of Creation is supposed to be a "clear and objective" discussion of dinosaurs in the Bible. I wonder if it's because he wants (to be, by proxy) the Bible to be the ULTIMATE authority on dinosaurs, without actually going through the trouble of learning to be an authority on dinosaurs.
I wonder if Ichthyosaurs were poofed on the 6th day?

Henry J · 6 December 2012

I wonder if Ichthyosaurs were poofed on the 6th day?

That sounds fishy to me!

TomS · 6 December 2012

https://me.yahoo.com/a/XRnHyQl8usUn8ykD1Rji0ZXHNe.9lqmg3Dm7ul96NW4vxpbU3c_GLu.k#d404b said: I wonder if Ichthyosaurs were poofed on the 6th day?
Animals of the water (as well as those of the sky) were created on the 5th day. The 6th day was for land animals (including humans). Land plants (grasses, herbs, fruit trees are specifically mentioned) were created on the 3rd day. There is no mention of other living things being created on any of the days. Maybe burrowing animals are understood to be part of day 6, but what about internal parasites and symbionts? I'd guess that fungi were either considered to be plants or else were understood to be spontaneously generated.

Henry J · 6 December 2012

Funny thing about fungi is that they're closer related to animals than they are to green plants.

https://me.yahoo.com/a/XRnHyQl8usUn8ykD1Rji0ZXHNe.9lqmg3Dm7ul96NW4vxpbU3c_GLu.k#d404b · 6 December 2012

TomS said:
https://me.yahoo.com/a/XRnHyQl8usUn8ykD1Rji0ZXHNe.9lqmg3Dm7ul96NW4vxpbU3c_GLu.k#d404b said: I wonder if Ichthyosaurs were poofed on the 6th day?
Animals of the water (as well as those of the sky) were created on the 5th day. The 6th day was for land animals (including humans). Land plants (grasses, herbs, fruit trees are specifically mentioned) were created on the 3rd day. There is no mention of other living things being created on any of the days. Maybe burrowing animals are understood to be part of day 6, but what about internal parasites and symbionts? I'd guess that fungi were either considered to be plants or else were understood to be spontaneously generated.
what about salamanders?

Carl Drews · 6 December 2012

What about amphibians, and marine vegetation?

Dave Thomas · 6 December 2012

Let's not forget the Giraffe:
The Camelopardalis is mentioned in the book of Deuteronomy. The name translates as a description between a camel and a leopard, and some scholars had assumes that this was a description of the giraffe. However, other biblical scholars have argued that giraffes have never been indigenous to Israel or the surrounding area, and that the name probably refers to the mouflin, a wild sheep that lives in that area. Other than this questionable reference, the bible does not mention giraffes.

Dave Thomas · 6 December 2012

Here's a List of animals in the Bible.

Funny, it doesn't mention dinosaurs, brontosaurus, apatosaurus, T-rex, or anything!

Carl Drews · 6 December 2012

It's Deuteronomy 14:5: http://www.blueletterbible.org/lang/lexicon/lexicon.cfm?Strongs=H2169&t=KJV Strong's Concordance H2169 - zemer From the Blue Letter Bible:
1) mountain sheep, mountain goat, moufflon, gazelle, chamois (meaning uncertain) a) a certain animal allowed as food (specific species uncertain) b) perhaps an extinct animal, exact meaning unknown
The zemer was undoubtedly a terrestrial tetrapod, which puts its creation on Day 6 according to TomS. Since TomS is graciously answering biblical questions with considered and thoughtful responses, I thought I'd get mine in. Tom, have you ever heard of a pygarg?
Deu 14:5 The hart 354, and the roebuck 6643, and the fallow deer 3180, and the wild goat 689, and the pygarg 1788, and the wild ox 8377, and the chamois 2169.

https://me.yahoo.com/a/XRnHyQl8usUn8ykD1Rji0ZXHNe.9lqmg3Dm7ul96NW4vxpbU3c_GLu.k#d404b · 6 December 2012

Carl Drews said: It's Deuteronomy 14:5: http://www.blueletterbible.org/lang/lexicon/lexicon.cfm?Strongs=H2169&t=KJV Strong's Concordance H2169 - zemer From the Blue Letter Bible:
1) mountain sheep, mountain goat, moufflon, gazelle, chamois (meaning uncertain) a) a certain animal allowed as food (specific species uncertain) b) perhaps an extinct animal, exact meaning unknown
The zemer was undoubtedly a terrestrial tetrapod, which puts its creation on Day 6 according to TomS. Since TomS is graciously answering biblical questions with considered and thoughtful responses, I thought I'd get mine in. Tom, have you ever heard of a pygarg?
Deu 14:5 The hart 354, and the roebuck 6643, and the fallow deer 3180, and the wild goat 689, and the pygarg 1788, and the wild ox 8377, and the chamois 2169.
Addax. — A kind of antelope (antilope addax) with twisted horns; it very probably corresponds to the dîshõn of the Hebrews and the pygarg of the divers translations (Deuteronomy 14:5). (form wiki link above)

dalehusband · 6 December 2012

There is no reason for us to think the Earth is only a few thousand year old, even if the Bible is taken literally. Some Christians think the "days" referred to in the Genesis creation accounts mean ages instead. Others think there were indeed TWO creation accounts and that the one featuring Adam and Eve was the second one, while the first occured farther in the past. Still others say there was a gap, or several gaps, in the creation sequence, so that there were long periods of time between (some of) the days of creation.

What we DO know is that the Earth is billions of years old. Bible or no Bible, it cannot be less than many millions of years in age, period.

Rando · 6 December 2012

DS said: Yes Rondo, thanks for the link. Now why is it that these guys always cite papers that prove them wrong and think no one will notice? I guess they just assume that no one will actually read the paper because they haven't. I wish someone would count up the number of lies that Floyd has told just on this thread alone. The rules of the site specifically say not to make an ass of yourself. Floyd has definitely stepper over the line and turned around and spat on it. If he cannot be banned permanently he should at least be restricted the the bathroom wall. Why should anyone have to waste their time pointing out his egregious behavior and trying to get him to act like an adult?
I'm willing to take up that challenge, all I ask in return for my trouble, is that you spell my name right. First, Floyd quote-mines both Richard Dawkins and Carol Cleland, that's two right there. Second, Floyd says we can't test Macroevolution, we can and do. http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-speciation.html Third, Floyd says that we've never found an "apelike common ancestor," we have. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_transitional_fossils#Human_evolution Floyd claims 2 Timothy 3:16 says that the bible must be taken literally, it doesn't. Floyd claims Jesus accepted the historical claims of genesis, he quotes Matthew 19 to bolster his claim. The problem is, I only found one TINY verse that even vaguely support Floyd here, Matthew 19:4, and that only mentions men and women being created at the same time in the beginning. That's it, no fall from grace, no Garden of Eden, and no flood. Floyd is just adding things to the bible here. Floyd then compounds his lies about Matthew 19 by saying that Jesus explicitly called it "history," Jesus NEVER did that! No where in Matthew 19 is the word "history" even uttered, not history, not historical, no variation of the word history exists in Matthew 19. Floyd is just "inferring" things again. Floyd says historical science can't be tested, and he quotes AIG to that effect, but in the very article before his AIG quotes, Carol Cleland explicitly tells us how to test historical science. I'm counting this lie as two lies, because if Floyd read Carol Cleland's article he would know historical science could be tested. In which case he's just being a lying duplicitous shit bag by denying what Carol Cleland's article said, or Floyd didn't read the article, in which case, he's being a lying duplicitous shit bag for using a peer reviewed article to artificially bolster his case. Now, the absolute biggest lies Floyd has said is, that dinosaurs and the age of the Earth can only be "inferred." Floyd has told us time and time again that the bible must be taken literally, in fact he's giving Pat Robertson shit for this very reason. Floyd then goes on to make "inferences," use metaphors, but worst of all, as I've already pointed out elsewhere, he ADDS things to the bible. The reason this is the biggest lie of all is because it's the very reason Floyd is commenting on this article, he wants to give Pat Robertson shit for not taking the bible literally, only to demonstrate that Floyd himself doesn't do that. Now let's count the total: 12 confirmed lies. I'm sure there are more, and other posters will be happy to pick up my work. All the times he ran, ignored posts, and tried to pretend he was better than everyone, are all various different forms of lying, but I didn't want to bother counting them all. The point of all this is that Floyd is a lying duplicitous shit bag, who needs to be banned to the Bathroom Wall, if not outright banned entirely. Thank you.

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TomS · 7 December 2012

Rando said: Floyd claims 2 Timothy 3:16 says that the bible must be taken literally, it doesn't.
IMHO, it's pointless to argue with someone about what a particular Biblical proof-text means. But I'd mention the brief discussion given in Wikipedia Biblical inspiration There are a few different concepts which are sometimes confused: literal Meaning "not figurative", or "what the writer intended", or "what a reader can be expected to understand". inerrant No mistakes. Sola Scriptura The only source of information. Note that "inerrant" could allow that there are other sources of reliable information, while "Sola Scriptura" means that one doesn't need anything other than the Bible. inspired Written under Divine guidance.

SWT · 7 December 2012

TomS said: Sola Scriptura The only source of information. Note that "inerrant" could allow that there are other sources of reliable information, while "Sola Scriptura" means that one doesn't need anything other than the Bible.
As written, this is not quite correct. Sola Scriptura expresses the belief that the Bible contains all the information necessary for salvation -- one doesn't need, for example, secret gnostic knowledge or the traditions of the church to be saved. It doesn't mean that no other sources of information are allowed, which is how part of TomS's comment reads. (Sorry if I've misunderstood your point -- I'm sensitive to the nuance involved because fundamentalists tend to take sola scriptura farther than I think the reformers intended. I've also been reviewing student papers for the last three hours and am in the nit-pick/clarify zone...) The usual formulation I've seen is that there are five solae of the Reformation -- Sola scriptura ("by Scripture alone"), Sola fide ("by faith alone"), Sola gratia ("by grace alone"), Solus Christus or Solo Christo ("Christ alone" or "through Christ alone"), and Soli Deo gloria ("glory to God alone"). [Some of the above was cribbed from Wikipedia, which is correct in this case.]

apokryltaros · 7 December 2012

SWT said:
TomS said: Sola Scriptura The only source of information. Note that "inerrant" could allow that there are other sources of reliable information, while "Sola Scriptura" means that one doesn't need anything other than the Bible.
As written, this is not quite correct. Sola Scriptura expresses the belief that the Bible contains all the information necessary for salvation -- one doesn't need, for example, secret gnostic knowledge or the traditions of the church to be saved. It doesn't mean that no other sources of information are allowed, which is how part of TomS's comment reads. (Sorry if I've misunderstood your point -- I'm sensitive to the nuance involved because fundamentalists tend to take sola scriptura farther than I think the reformers intended. I've also been reviewing student papers for the last three hours and am in the nit-pick/clarify zone...) The usual formulation I've seen is that there are five solae of the Reformation -- Sola scriptura ("by Scripture alone"), Sola fide ("by faith alone"), Sola gratia ("by grace alone"), Solus Christus or Solo Christo ("Christ alone" or "through Christ alone"), and Soli Deo gloria ("glory to God alone"). [Some of the above was cribbed from Wikipedia, which is correct in this case.]
Of course, in all of FL's attempts at arguments (like his attempt on this thread), FL argues that Sola Scriptura is not only the only way to learn anything, but also actively denigrates all other forms of learning as being evil nonsense and blatant devil worship. Though, he'll actively deny what he said in order to either get out of having to justify his inanity, or when he realizes the blowback from his inanity threatens to make him look like an even bigger, stupider Idiot For Jesus.

TomS · 7 December 2012

I should apologize for being careless in my statement and thank you for the clarification.

FL · 7 December 2012

This comment has been moved to The Bathroom Wall.

stevaroni · 7 December 2012

So... after the usual Floyd-ing, I've completely lost the thread.

I think I need some reference.

What is the official, mainstream protestant line on Dinosaurs these days?

1) Do most denominations "officially" say dinosaurs existed (it's a real question, I used to know an assistant minister who was certain dinosaur bones were deceptions left by Satan).

2) Do most denominations "officially" think dinosaurs frolicked in the garden, a la' Ken Ham?

3) Do most denominations "officially" think dinosaurs got on the ark?

I think the answers are, respectively, "yes", "maybe" and "don't ask about this one", but since I tend to have relatively few "sane" conversations about this stuff with the very religious, I really don't know.

Just Bob · 7 December 2012

For 'mainline' denominations (Methodist, Presbyterian, Lutheran, etc.), I'm pretty sure the answers would be yes, no, and no -- with the qualification that for the last two questions, the Garden and Ark would be considered metaphorical anyway.

Carl Drews · 7 December 2012

Just Bob said: For 'mainline' denominations (Methodist, Presbyterian, Lutheran, etc.), I'm pretty sure the answers would be yes, no, and no -- with the qualification that for the last two questions, the Garden and Ark would be considered metaphorical anyway.
Most of the Mainline Protestant denominations (Methodist, Presbyterian, Lutheran, etc.), wisely concern themselves with matters of Salvation and helping widows and orphans in their distress (James 1:27); they do not take an Official position on scientific questions like dinosaurs and the age of the earth. But you can find some Baptists like Albert Mohler trying to add non-Biblical doctrine about evolution:
Albert Mohler said: For one thing, there's the issue of human 'descent'. Evangelicals must absolutely affirm the special creation of humans in God's image, with no physical evolution from any nonhuman species. TIME Magazine August 15, 2005, page 35.
Mohler was at that time President of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary. Individual members can take their own positions. Since dinosaurs became extinct 65 million years ago, they were neither in the Garden of Eden (~10 kya) or in the Flood (~7 kya, according to Walter Pittman). I am using approximate dates for those mainline Protestants who take a non-metaphorical view of Genesis 3-11. Just Bob has it correct: the unofficial answers are yes, no, and no.

SWT · 7 December 2012

stevaroni said: So... after the usual Floyd-ing, I've completely lost the thread. I think I need some reference. What is the official, mainstream protestant line on Dinosaurs these days? 1) Do most denominations "officially" say dinosaurs existed (it's a real question, I used to know an assistant minister who was certain dinosaur bones were deceptions left by Satan). 2) Do most denominations "officially" think dinosaurs frolicked in the garden, a la' Ken Ham? 3) Do most denominations "officially" think dinosaurs got on the ark? I think the answers are, respectively, "yes", "maybe" and "don't ask about this one", but since I tend to have relatively few "sane" conversations about this stuff with the very religious, I really don't know.
The position of the Presbyterian Church (USA) (my denomination) is that "the true relation between the evolutionary theory and the Bible is that of non-contradiction" because affirming or denying evolutionary theory is not necessary to uphold a Biblical doctrine. I don't recall there being "official" positions about dinosaurs in the garden or on the ark -- again, these are not necessary to uphold the essential tenets of the faith.

SWT · 7 December 2012

TomS said: I should apologize for being careless in my statement and thank you for the clarification.
No problem! Theology has its own jargon and your clarification of "literal," "inspired," and "inerrant" is important to those trying to make what sense they can about debates within the larger church.