Who is turning the screws on Todd Wood, the creationist biologist who opposes Tennesee's new monkey law?
When, a week or two ago, Tennessee's proposed antievolution law came back from the dead and suddenly looked like it had a real chance of passing, the only creationist who expressed opposition was Todd Wood of Bryan College. Yes, that's William Jennings Bryan College, named after the famous antievolutionist of the 1920s who criss-crossed the nation promoting laws banning the teaching of evolution, and who battled Clarence Darrow in the (first but perhaps not only, if this law passes) Tennessee Monkey Trial.
Wood opposed the law on grounds that it was unnecessary -- teachers already possess freedom to teach about real scientific controversies (ID/creationism are not, of course), subject of course to whatever curriculum and testing requirements there are.
Wood's argument as stated wasn't all that convincing, really -- the law is necessary if your goal is to push creationism in public schools without getting in trouble, for instance. My gut instinct is that what was really going on was that Wood, for a long time one of the only self-critical, independent, and somewhat realistic voices within creationism, just doesn't think that pushing ID/creationism via government power and the public schools is a good idea. It's not even good for creationism -- pushing your ideas in the public schools before they are accepted in the scientific community will instantly discredit your movement within science; it leads to heated political battles rather than academic discussion; and inevitably it has historically led to expensive and embarrassing court defeats for creationism, and tighter legal restrictions against teaching creationism.
So I bet that's what Wood's actual feeling was. However, he was writing to the governor of Tennessee, so perhaps framing his opposition in terms of necessity was done for that purpose.
However, I suspect that something has changed for Wood, because his posted letter to the governor has been taken down. Here's the original link, it's not there. So what happened? Did someone at Bryan College object to a creationist going off-message? Did someone at the Discovery Institute get worried about the influence that a Tennessee-based professional creationist opposing the law would have, and call up Bryan College or Wood himself and start harassing them? On any scenario you postulate, it's pretty odd behavior, since Wood has long said what he thought, even when it was unpopular with other ID/creationists.
Usually I save things like this, when a creationist does something unusual and inconvenient for the movement, and it seems like it might get taken down later. But I didn't do that in this case -- so if anyone has the text, post it here (it was an open letter to the governor, after all).
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klwennstrom · 27 March 2012
The Google cache of the page is still up.
Text of the post:
My letter to Governor Haslam
I just sent this letter to Tennessee's governor, Bill Haslam. I'm sure it will win me a lot of adoration and acclaim from my fellow creationists. Enjoy!
Dear Governor Haslam:
My name is Todd Charles Wood, and I am a biology professor at Bryan College in Dayton, TN. You might recognize Bryan College as the Christian school named for William Jennings Bryan and founded in the wake of the Scopes Trial. (Please note that the opinions expressed in this letter are my own and do not represent the opinions of Bryan College.)
I recently noted that the Tennessee state senate passed SB0893, the so-called "Monkey Bill" (ironically on William Jennings Bryan's birthday of all days). I am sure that you've already received quite a number of heated letters and phone calls about this bill. As you certainly know, critics of the bill view it as a thinly-veiled attempt to inject creationism into the public science classrooms.
Because of my religious convictions, I am a committed creationist, but unlike many creationists, I have grown quite weary of the creation-evolution propaganda war. I believe this bill is an ideal example of what's wrong with the creation-evolution war. For example, since the bill clearly states that religious discussions are not protected, it could not be used to permit "some Sunday school teachers to hijack biology class by proxy," as the editorial in the March 21 edition of the Tennesseean suggested. On the other hand, my own reading of the bill indicates that it provides no protection that teachers don't already have. Teachers are already well within their rights to discuss any scientific evidence that pertains to the prescribed curriculum and to encourage critical thinking about it. Many already do. Any teacher trying to bring creationist arguments into a public science classroom will run afoul of legal precedent. Judge Jones's decision in Kitzmiller et al. v. Dover Area School District found that the anti-evolution arguments of Intelligent Design are a form of religiously-motivated creationism. The controversy surrounding the other issues mentioned by SB0893 (human cloning and climate change) are also permissible subjects to discuss in science classes already, and therefore do not need any additional protection. Thus, if critics are correct that this is an attempt to inject creationism into Tennessee science classes, the language is so vague and watered-down that it would be incapable of performing that task.
Legally then, it seems that this bill is simply unnecessary. It does not directly challenge Kitzmiller v. Dover, and it does not offer any protection that does not already exist. Because the bill is useless, I ask you to veto it. Please do not allow Tennessee to become a pawn in the creation-evolution propaganda war.
Respectfully yours,
Todd Charles Wood
Feedback? Email me at toddcharleswood [at] gmail [dot] com.
Les Lane · 27 March 2012
The Google cache as an independent web page
DavidK · 27 March 2012
He might be treated as a heretic to the cause. But wouldn't it be ironic if the Dishonesty Institute had a hand in trying to silence someone's freedom of speech regarding ID / creationism!
https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 27 March 2012
He's not one of our minions?
Sometimes I almost think we don't have a conspiracy going on at all.
Glen Davidson
raven · 28 March 2012
They do this a lot.
The fundies are big fans of Joseph Stalin. They are always having purges.
I posted a long list on a thread a few days ago so don't care to repeat myself. It looks like Dembski might have been caught up in a purge. He is leaving Southwest bibleists after making a controversial comment, i.e. that the earth is old, which it is.
Elizabeth Liddle · 28 March 2012
I really like Todd. I hope he's OK.
mjcross42 · 28 March 2012
I feel another expulsion coming on. Above all things, fundamentalists insist on conformity.
https://me.yahoo.com/a/57vt.Vh1yeasb_9YKQq4GyYNFhAbTpY-#b1375 · 28 March 2012
Todd Wood, along with Kurt Wise, must be considered the only "honest" "scientific creationist" at work here in the United States. I admire his personal conviction - if not necessarily his judgement with regards to science - and I hope Governor Haslam will consider seriously that letter, and, more importantly, the advice he intends to seek from his state's board of education.
John Kwok
https://me.yahoo.com/a/kYQj4.Y6hsNHh2hA4cxjQS4Dobc-#0cdad · 28 March 2012
"It’s not even good for creationism – pushing your ideas in the public schools before they are accepted in the scientific community will instantly discredit your movement within science; it leads to heated political battles rather than academic discussion; and inevitably it has historically led to expensive and embarrassing court defeats for creationism, and tighter legal restrictions against teaching creationism."
I tend to think these controversies are primarily about money. The market for intelligent design creationist educational materials is limited to the christian school and home school markets. If they could break into the public school market, the potential profits would be enormous. I think professional creationists mostly know that scientists will never take them seriously, so the only route they have to increase their market share is through the political process. The profit potential of success makes the risks you identified worth taking, and the expense of court battles is borne by the taxpayers rather than the creationists themselves. Plus even court losses can be used as a wedge issue to rile up the base to vote GOP to appoint conservative judges like Roy Moore (the 10 Commandments Judge who will likely be relected to the post of Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court from which he was ousted).
joeF · 28 March 2012
apokryltaros · 28 March 2012
Paul Burnett · 28 March 2012
Karen S. · 28 March 2012
raven · 28 March 2012
Elizabeth Liddle · 28 March 2012
https://me.yahoo.com/a/kYQj4.Y6hsNHh2hA4cxjQS4Dobc-#0cdad · 28 March 2012
Henry J · 28 March 2012
On the bright side, I don't recall any anti-science in the east Tennessee elementary school that I went to. I recall seeing a tree diagram of the relationships between the major vertebrate classes.
Richard B. Hoppe · 28 March 2012
SLC · 28 March 2012
Richard B. Hoppe · 28 March 2012
harold · 28 March 2012
I actually found Tod Wood's comment quite insightful.
The logical flaw of the legislation is that it equates social or cultural controversy, that is, the "controversy" that some people may not like some aspect of reality, with scientific controversy, that is, actual controversy over whether something is an aspect of natural reality.
Life evolves. That is not scientifically controversial.
Todd Wood does seem to have many decent features.
However, as a non-religious person, I have to ask, if he wants to be religious, why doesn't he consider simply outright joining the millions or billions of religious people who are not creationists?
Joe Felsenstein · 28 March 2012
Just Bob · 28 March 2012
DS · 28 March 2012
Dave Luckett · 28 March 2012
raven · 28 March 2012
Just Bob · 28 March 2012
Dave de Vries · 28 March 2012
https://me.yahoo.com/a/57vt.Vh1yeasb_9YKQq4GyYNFhAbTpY-#b1375 · 28 March 2012
Dave Luckett · 28 March 2012
Because Revelation says at the beginning (1:3) that it's prophecy. It hasn't happened - yet. But literalists believe that it will happen, literally, in a sense, although the events are described in figures - that's accepted by literalists, because the text says so specifically, at 1:20. But they still say the figures describe literal events that will take place. They differ about what the meanings of the figures are, but they don't differ about those meanings being literally true.
So again, it's not fictional narrative, not really.
Elizabeth Liddle · 29 March 2012
Dave de Vries · 29 March 2012
Dave Luckett · 29 March 2012
No, there is no agreed set of rules on how to read Scripture. That's one reason why there's, what, thirty thousand different Christian denominations, divisions, assemblies, sects, whatever. (Or apparently. The real reasons are more usually power, personality, politics or money.)
The funny part is that even "strict literalists" read text non-literally when they must, if it's either that or deny that it's true in any sense. Jesus saying that some of his hearers would not die before he returned to establish his Kingdom, for instance.
He didn't say that this was meant symbolically, but of course the "literalists" say that what he meant was not an actual Kingdom in the usual sense of the word, no, no; he was speaking figuratively. And we know this, because, well, he didn't return and establish an actual mundane ordinary Kingdom, ptui. Not as such. No, he established a Church. Much better. See?
Or "die" didn't actually mean "die", it meant "go to hell". Honest. Nothing up my sleeve at all, there.
Yes, well. And so on.
The "literalists" will then put their hands on their hearts and say that Scripture is to be read literally except where it says it isn't, and that's what they do.
The funny part is, they usually actually believe it.
TomS · 29 March 2012
For about 2000 years (from, let's say, 500 BC to AD 1500) just about everybody agreed that the Bible said that the Sun makes a daily orbit around a fixed Earth, Nobody noticed that there were indications that this was meant figuratively. Only when the "naturalistic" evidence and reasoning convinced people that the Earth was a planet of the Sun did people take up a non-literal reading of the Bible in this regard. This means that for people who are not geocentrists, they have allowed naturalistic evidence and reasoning to influence how they read the Bible.
Paul Burnett · 29 March 2012
Rolf · 29 March 2012
mjcross42 · 29 March 2012
@ Raven: Adam and Eve's sons pretty much had to be motherf*****s, didn't they? If biblical literalists are asked about their support for incest, I wonder what they'd say?
SWT · 29 March 2012
Elizabeth Liddle · 29 March 2012
TomS · 29 March 2012
Elizabeth Liddle · 29 March 2012
Well, here is Todd again:
http://toddcwood.blogspot.co.uk/2009/11/truth-about-creationism.html
Looks like I got it right in my post above.
Not that I find his position at all persuasive. Even when I was a Christian (and I still find it odd to write in the past tense) I thought the atonement was just weird, and fell on Peter Abelard with gratitude.
But Todd is certainly not stupid, and he's certainly given thought to these questions.
RWard · 29 March 2012
Todd Wood wants to employ magic as an explanation & still call himself a scientist.
He seems to be a nice kind of fellow but, still, for Todd Wood the Bible trumps fact. I think he's one of the most dangerous antiscience types out there. Unlike Bill Dembski or Michael Behe, Todd Wodd will win your sympathy. Sympathy for the man and sympathy for his position are just inches apart.
D P Robin · 29 March 2012
apokryltaros · 29 March 2012
raven · 29 March 2012
Elizabeth Liddle · 29 March 2012
TomS · 29 March 2012
raven · 29 March 2012
Flint · 29 March 2012
https://me.yahoo.com/a/57vt.Vh1yeasb_9YKQq4GyYNFhAbTpY-#b1375 · 29 March 2012
raven · 29 March 2012
https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 29 March 2012
Elizabeth Liddle · 29 March 2012
bigdakine · 29 March 2012
Ian Derthal · 29 March 2012
Isn't Wood supposed to be an "honest" creationist ?
Doc Bill · 29 March 2012
I don't care how "nice" a creationist is. Luskin says he volunteers at soup kitchens but he propagates despicable acts and is a professional propagandist.
I used to think that folks like Wise and, now Todd, were "honorable" because they were up front with their intellectual slander, but no more.
I side with Dawkins who said of Kurt Wise, "he's a disgrace to the human species."
No, Kurt and Todd, your hypothesis has been demonstrated wrong over and over and you are a waste of time and breath.
TomS · 30 March 2012
I don't like to get into comments on the personality of people whom I do not know.
But do any of these people who are being described as honest, straightforward and consistent in their Biblical literalism use the same standard of Biblical literalism before any naturalistic evidence and reasoning for the Earth being a planet of the Sun? Are they geocentrists, or have they discovered something in the Bible that nobody noticed until the rise of modern science led people to change their minds about the Solar System?
SWT · 30 March 2012
TomS · 30 March 2012
Thanks for the reference. This series of responses to geocentrism does not give the impression that his rejection of geocentrism is Bible-based. There is one comment about a Biblical passage where he disagrees with the geocentric interpretation - but he doesn't make the claim that there is any text in the Bible in denial of geocentrism. I would dare say that this series reads at least as "naturalistic" as any theistic defense of an "old earth" or mutability of "kinds".
Stan Polanski · 30 March 2012
@ Elizabeth Liddle: I've been patiently waiting for someone more qualified than I to make an obvious rebuttal, but it looks as though I'll have to take a shot before this thread peters out. Elizabeth said: "The only thing non-scientific about his [Wood's] position is that he starts with a very high prior on the Biblical data being reliable. Which isn’t so very different from the very high prior we put on certain laws in science (the Second Law of Thermodynamics, for instance - which is why we dismiss perpetual motion machines out of hand)."
As much as I admire Elizabeth, not only for her erudition but for her warm, respectful manner, I gotta say her "soft spot" for Todd Wood has gone to her head here. The Second Law of Thermodynamics has very high a priori value because it has earned it the hard way, through increasingly rigorous and precise exchanges between theory and experiment starting with early 19th century observations of heat flow. This is as different as can be from the a priori value a young earth believer places on scriptural "data" in the face of the decisive evidence against it.
https://me.yahoo.com/a/57vt.Vh1yeasb_9YKQq4GyYNFhAbTpY-#b1375 · 30 March 2012
Elizabeth Liddle · 30 March 2012
Flint · 30 March 2012
Stan Polanski · 30 March 2012
Elizabeth said: "But I don’t think the difference is one of honesty."
The more I think about Todd Wood the less I know what "honesty" means. Honestly. Concerning the geological evidence, it should take him or any other scientifically literate, honest person about fifteen minutes, max, of Google time to "be forced to agree with Sedgwick."
I am awed by his capacity for cognitive dissonance. In musical terms, if he were a composer, his dissonance would make Arnold Schoenberg sound like Mozart. And yet through it all he remains eerily serene. Spooky, isn't it?
cwjolley · 30 March 2012
Maybe instead of honest a better word would be earnest.
After all, if he is being dishonest with someone it is mostly himself.
Just Bob · 30 March 2012
Is he an omphalos creationist? If so, that would preserve his honesty perfectly: Yes, the world looks old, because God MADE it look old, but He told us how old it REALLY is in scripture--so you can't even accuse Him of being deceptive. I believe I read that Wood fully acknowledges that the signs of great age that science knows about are real, and should not be disputed as in error by creationists.
Tortured reasoning, sure, but not necessarily dishonest.
Frank J · 30 March 2012
cwjolley · 30 March 2012
patrickmay.myopenid.com · 30 March 2012
SLC · 30 March 2012
Elizabeth Liddle · 31 March 2012
DS · 31 March 2012
Ian Derthal · 31 March 2012
Elizabeth Liddle · 31 March 2012
John · 31 March 2012
harold · 31 March 2012
TomS · 31 March 2012
Ron Okimoto · 31 March 2012
raven · 31 March 2012
RWard · 31 March 2012
Flint · 31 March 2012
Bah! Wood has two pegs, a round one and a square one. He lives in a world overflowing with round holes, and no square ones. He INSISTS on clinging to his square peg anyway. If he only tries hard enough, he'll find a hole that's round and square at the same time. This is called "honesty". I guess. But not even Elizabeth Liddle can argue that he's going wherever the evidence leads. Which is a different KIND of honesty. I guess.
harold · 31 March 2012
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John · 31 March 2012
DS · 31 March 2012
https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 31 March 2012
RWard · 31 March 2012
https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 31 March 2012
phhht · 31 March 2012
DS · 31 March 2012
Mike Elzinga · 31 March 2012
One of the characteristics of ID/creationists that I have frequently noticed is that their “scientific” knowledge” appears to consist of little more than a set of memorized, disjointed facts. They can argue incessantly about “facts,” but they never seem to be able to grasp tightly interlocking relationships.
So they don’t know any physics and chemistry beyond what they may have heard in middle school; and they certainly don’t appear to understand the patterns of interrelationships in geology and biology.
If science to them is simply a set of memorized and disjointed “facts,” I would assume it is quite possible that an ID/creationist who is apparently aware of seemingly large sets of these disjointed facts could rationalize to themselves that the “facts” might be wrong, thereby permitting them to retreat to sectarian dogma “rationally.”
If one doesn’t understand the interrelationships – or, in fact, chooses not to learn or be aware of them – then any set of “facts” is just a set of assertions that might be wrong; therefore dogma is justified.
I have long suspected that all ID/creationists simply memorize things to get by. They can parrot, but they don’t really understand much of anything.
apokryltaros · 31 March 2012
Elizabeth Liddle · 31 March 2012
phhht · 31 March 2012
Flint · 31 March 2012
Elizabeth Liddle · 1 April 2012
John · 1 April 2012
I endorse phhht's comments. While I agree with you that supernatural explanations are indeed superfluous, that, I might add, is the rationale behind the demand from ID "theorists" like Behe and Johnson who contend that there should be a more expansive defintion of science so it could included the study of supernatural phenomena, however, by doing just that, they would distort science into something unrecognizable to generations of scientists.
I also hope you understand why I don't regard either Todd Wood or Kurt Wise as "honest creationists" since they refuse to acknowledge the overwhelming evidence before them that support the unifying theories of Plate Tectonics (Geology) and Modern Synthesis Theory of Evolution (which includes the Darwin-Wallace Theory of Evolution via Natural Selection) (Biology) that account for the geological and biological history of Planet Earth. If they were indeed "honest", then they would accept both scientific theories as our best scientific explanations for these histories of Plaent Earth, emulating the scores of religiously devout scientists who do. The only "honesty" I am willing to give them credit for is that they haven't gone out of their way to be pimps for their creationist mendacious intellectual pornography, unlike Michael Behe, Bill Dembski, Ken Ham, David Klinghoffer, Casey Luskin and others of their ilk.
Paul Burnett · 1 April 2012
Elizabeth Liddle · 1 April 2012
Flint · 1 April 2012
TomS · 1 April 2012
Just Bob · 1 April 2012
phhht · 1 April 2012
Flint · 1 April 2012
SWT · 1 April 2012
Ray Martinez · 1 April 2012
phhht · 1 April 2012
Ray Martinez · 1 April 2012
DS · 1 April 2012
https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 1 April 2012
An honest (at least relatively) creationist is condemned by Ray.
Does this surprise?
Glen Davidson
John · 1 April 2012
Dave Luckett · 1 April 2012
Well spotted, Ray - there is indeed something terribly wrong. It's you, Ray.
Tenncrain · 1 April 2012
dalehusband · 2 April 2012
dalehusband · 2 April 2012
SWT · 2 April 2012
DS · 2 April 2012
Ray Martinez · 2 April 2012
Ray Martinez · 2 April 2012
https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 2 April 2012
Oh wow, Ray repeats his idiotic dishonesty and compares what I wrote to his moronic lies.
How Ray-like. Always missing the point, always stupid, always dishonest, always hateful.
Glen Davidson
DS · 2 April 2012
Ray Martinez · 2 April 2012
Tenncrain · 2 April 2012
DS · 2 April 2012
John · 2 April 2012
Tenncrain · 2 April 2012
Ray Martinez · 3 April 2012
Ray Martinez · 3 April 2012
Henry J · 3 April 2012
Why does Ray want to drive educated people away from Christianity?
John · 3 April 2012
harold · 3 April 2012
Just Bob · 3 April 2012
Tenncrain · 3 April 2012
Ray Martinez · 3 April 2012
Mike Elzinga · 3 April 2012
It is an incontrovertible fact that Ray Martinez speaks for no deity.
RWard · 3 April 2012
phhht · 3 April 2012
Scott F · 3 April 2012
Scott F · 3 April 2012
BTW, when you guys "Reply" to a comment, would you be so kind as to trim the ancient "blockquotes"? The system doesn't show more than 3, so any more than that is a waste. It just makes it that much more difficult to form a reply. Thanks.
Scott F · 3 April 2012
SLC · 4 April 2012
Frank J · 4 April 2012
TomS · 4 April 2012
John · 4 April 2012
Ray Martinez · 4 April 2012
Ray Martinez · 4 April 2012
Frank J · 4 April 2012
PA Poland · 4 April 2012
Mike Elzinga · 4 April 2012
Just Bob · 4 April 2012
A person who makes up his own definitions for commonly understood terms, e.g."a real Atheist is defined as a person who opposes the Biblical version of reality," is apparently living in a different reality from the rest of us. ALL the rest of us. Even literalist/fundamentalist/evangelicals.
We all define "atheist" pretty much as any standard dictionary does. Look it up.
Now, what's the word I'm thinking of... someone who lives in his own, idiosyncratic version of reality, shared by no one else? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
rossum · 5 April 2012
TomS · 5 April 2012
Frank J · 5 April 2012
@TomS and Rossum:
Ray always evades my requests to clarify, but so far his only operational criteria for "atheist" has to do with whether they promote doubt of evolution, not what they believe. To my knowledge, and I have been following his antics for years, he has never applied the "atheist" label to anyone who promotes doubt of evolution - even if he calls them "evolutionists" or says that they're "in our camp." So, in Ray's book, Ken Miller (devout Christian) is an "atheist evolutionist", while Mike Behe (who seems less sure than Miller that the designer is God) is just an "evolutionist".
Now sometimes he does use "athests" and "evolutionists" interchangeably, but that's just one example of many that anti-evolution activists try to have both ways.
dalehusband · 5 April 2012
RWard · 5 April 2012
I've been reading posts from Ray Martinez for a very long time. He was never very engaged with reality, and that hasn't changed, but now he seems increasingly bitter. I suspect there's an emotional cost to being always wrong. The legal and intellectual defeats must wear on a man.
Rolf · 5 April 2012
John · 5 April 2012
John · 5 April 2012
Tenncrain · 5 April 2012
Ray Martinez · 5 April 2012
Ray Martinez · 5 April 2012
Ray Martinez · 5 April 2012
John · 5 April 2012
John · 5 April 2012
Ray Martinez · 5 April 2012
Ray Martinez · 5 April 2012
co · 5 April 2012
RWard · 5 April 2012
An old-earth creationist who believes in the immutability of species. How does that work? Do you believe that Rana pipiens was around in the Precambrian?
jon.r.fleming · 5 April 2012
dalehusband · 5 April 2012
Richard B. Hoppe · 6 April 2012
With the entrance of Ray this thread seems to be deteriorating. I'll leave it open for a while, but it's on its last legs.
Richard B. Hoppe · 6 April 2012
dalehusband · 6 April 2012
https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkqPIHF5zvWlUzSyYRWDkEN1Z0BiuSxKF0 · 6 April 2012
Frank J · 7 April 2012
SLC · 8 April 2012
John · 9 April 2012
Here's a link to a radio interview held earlier today featuring Genie Scott of NCSE about this bill:
http://thedianerehmshow.org/audio-player?nid=15873