Is pseudoscience privileged over pseudohistory?

Posted 13 November 2011 by

Ford's Theater National Historic Site has banned removed from sale Bill O'Reilly's book on the Lincoln assassination from its bookstore because the book is not historically accurate. Can it be any worse than Grand Canyon: A Different View, which is still on sale at the Grand Canyon National Park Bookstore? According to a group called Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility, the book has been moved to an apparently ad hoc Inspirational section of the bookstore, and the National Park Service has delayed issuing instructions on how to deal with creationist questions. Is pseudoscience based on religion somehow privileged over pseudohistory? Apparently, yes. Thanks to Walter Plywaski for the link to the Post article.

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https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 13 November 2011

But of course. Not only must ID/creationism be privileged with respect to science (is considered without any evidence-based reason to do so--and demands that it be more so), it must be privileged with respect to all other pseudosciences, and at least most pseudohistories.

Even the use of evidence must bow to this particular pseudoscience's biases. For while the obvious evidence of relatedness counts in an indeterminate--but greatly insisted upon--"microevolution," the same type of evidence no longer matters where "macroevolution" is concerned--wherever that may be.

Of course they don't know where to draw the line, because the evidence is all of a hereditary nature--it has the appearance of descent with modification, the one explanation that they cannot possibly (theologically) abide.

Glen Davidson

https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 13 November 2011

Of course they don’t know where to draw the line, because the evidence is all of a hereditary nature–it has the appearance of descent with modification, the one explanation that they cannot possibly (theologically) abide.
Unless the modification is by poof (while being as slavishly derivative as non-teleological evolution), of course. Glen Davidson

Chris Lawson · 14 November 2011

Ford's Theatre has not banned the book and does not have the power to do so. It has removed the book from sale, which it has the power to do, and has the moral imperative to do if the book is as historically gibbered as described (I have not read the book and offer no opinion on its veracity).

I may seem to be splitting hairs, but the distinction is important. Banning a book means trying to stop people from being able to acquire it altogether. Removing from sale means trying to stop people from acquiring the book from you because you don't want your reputation sullied.

Dave Luckett · 14 November 2011

Apparently yes, and for this reason: O'Reilly's errors concern only history. Oh, I grant you that there may be some political issue, but it would be fairly distant - after all, however erroneous, the book is about an event that happened in 1865.

But a book attempting to ascribe the Grand Canyon to Noah's Flood, or some such nonsense, isn't about geology. It's about religion. It's religion that is privileged, not the pseudoscience of flood geology.

The solution is to stop priviledging religion in this way. Some would say, in any way. But at least when religions deny physical reality, their denials should not be sold as if they were respectable, or alongside actual science.

eric · 14 November 2011

I would guess it has more to do with religious sensitivity than science being treated differently from history. Just look at the issues over (how to treat) ancient amerind skeletons. There's a case where pseudohistory has been socially and legally tolerated...because of religious sensitivities.

The reason they can remove O'Reilly's book has nothing to do with history being stricter than science. Its because there's no significant religious dispute about Lincoln's death.

Paul Burnett · 14 November 2011

As long as religions - the purveyors of pseudoscience more than pseudohistory - continue to be privileged by no taxation on their moneymaking efforts and no restrictions on their lobbying efforts, yes, pseudoscience based on religion is and will remain privileged over pseudohistory. We need to work to change that - http://www.secular.org/ might be one answer - go to Amazon and look for Attack of the Theocrats.

Matt Young · 14 November 2011

Ford’s Theatre has not banned the book and does not have the power to do so. It has removed the book from sale, ...

Yes, thanks, I had noticed that too but lazily adopted the Post's terminology. The book has not been banned - you could carry a copy into the bookstore if you wanted to - but merely removed from sale. There is a substantial difference.

apokryltaros · 14 November 2011

Matt Young said:

Ford’s Theatre has not banned the book and does not have the power to do so. It has removed the book from sale, ...

Yes, thanks, I had noticed that too but lazily adopted the Post's terminology. The book has not been banned - you could carry a copy into the bookstore if you wanted to - but merely removed from sale. There is a substantial difference.
Or, you could say that Ford's Theatre has banned the official sale of said book in its bookstore. But then it gets a bit wordy.

harold · 14 November 2011

At the end of the day, there are two good reasons why creationist books shouldn't be available for sale at the Grand Canyon, good enough that even a "civil rights absolutist" like me agrees with them.

1) Constitutional - the government provides the space; even if it's paid for by publishers, there is a selection process with regard to who gets to pay. It's favoritism to allow only certain sects to use that space. It creates the impression that the post-modern right wing creationist mythology of Grand Canyon formation is favored over other religious explanations.

2) Pragmatic - there are an infinite possible number of scientifically incorrect religious or magical explanations of the Grand Canyon; fairly presenting all such is an impossibility. It is more rational to present only the consensus scientific opinion; all others are freely available in nearby private spaces. This is the basis for the Ford Theater decision, of course, and it's a good basis.

https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawmlN6WOzqcaMxDK-u9y7UnHykE3OGPOfNE · 14 November 2011

Two comments:

1. Isn't pseudoscience actually pseudohistory, at least when it comes to things like whether evolution happened or whether the Grand Canyon was formed by the process that scientists agree on?

2. I don't think we can say from the example provided in the post that "pseudoscience" is favored over "pseudohistory." The Grand Canyon bookstore and the Ford's Theater bookstore might very well both be run by the NPS or some federal agency, but I doubt if the Ford's decision on what book to offer represents a consistent, nationwide policy on what kind of books to offer for sale and what kinds not to.

harold · 14 November 2011

1. Isn’t pseudoscience actually pseudohistory, at least when it comes to things like whether evolution happened or whether the Grand Canyon was formed by the process that scientists agree on?
I'd almost say it's the other way around. I suppose it will cause some trivial controversy if I say this (trivial because it won't bother me if others disagree, for one thing), but I see history as actually being a discipline that works within the scientific method, broadly defined. A vast amount of historical writing consists of presentation of data gleaned from original documents in a more palatable format, hypothesizing about what wasn't recorded or mental states, etc. There's an inevitable tendency for the historian to take a subjective tone that relates to whatever contemporary cultural values the historian may hold. Still, at the end of the day, the basis of real history is the interpretation of original written sources, which are critically evaluated for authenticity, author bias, and accuracy. Historians incorporate results from related fields like archaeology, anthropology, forensic science, social science, etc. Historians can't do direct experiments, but they can make predictions about what sources found in the future might reveal. Historical writing developed in parallel with proto-scientific and scientific methodology. In the west, there was a period of great (but not objective by modern standards) historical writing during the classical Greek and Roman times, a slow down during the early middle ages, a new peak around the twelfth century, then a much larger peak during "the Renaissance", and finally the development of modern historical writing from "the enlightenment" through the present. I believe that there is a similar tendency for proto-science/technological advance to be roughly simultaneous with advances in analysis and recording of history in China, India, and other societies. The common element is the use of skeptical observation of reality, without excessive (by the standards of the times) resort to magical explanations.

Dudley · 14 November 2011

"1. Isn’t pseudoscience actually pseudohistory, at least when it comes to things like whether evolution happened or whether the Grand Canyon was formed by the process that scientists agree on?"

No, there is a distinct difference. Theories about many natural processes include testable predictions about what observations can be made after the process is completed even if it in the distant past. For example, the big bang theory makes predictions about properties of the universe that we could observe today and we are well on our way in confirming them. And we don't accept tbb theory just because scientists agree with it, but rather it has accumulated a superior record for accurate prediction when compared against what we can observe today.

And the basic processes of evolution predict that all life be classifiable in a tree of nested hierarchies and so on. There are about 25 or so testable prediction that can be evaluated on living organisms that demonstrate what evolution requires you find in the relationship of those organisms.

Using these predictions to test theories against events that happened in the past is not much different than for events that can be observed in realtime. The theory that has the most predictive range and accuracy when compared to what can be observed wins.

The process might be somewhat the same in history, but history mostly relies on testimony found in documents.

Chris Lawson · 14 November 2011

Dave Luckett said: O'Reilly's errors concern only history. Oh, I grant you that there may be some political issue, but it would be fairly distant...
If only this were true, Dave. Most of the errors in the book are trivial (e.g. describing the Oval Office decades before it actually existed, getting the acreage wrong for Samuel Mudd's farm), but the fantasy about Mary Surratt being forced to wear a hood, being imprisoned on the Montauk, etc., feeds the anti-gummint paranoia that O'Reilly is well-known for. (A cynical observation: the mistreatment of Surratt is not only fictitious, it's less cruel than the tortures O'Reilly has been all in favour of using in Guantanamo.)

Pierre Corneille · 14 November 2011

That's interesting, Harold (I wrote the comment you responded to, but I hadn't signed in). I hadn't really thought of history that way before. (I'm getting my PHD in history now, for what it's worth.) I do have a quibble with this:
Historians can't do direct experiments, but they can make predictions about what sources found in the future might reveal.
It's not so much that I disagree--I suppose a work of history does make implicit, or sometimes even explicit claims about what sources found in the future might reveal--but that I don't think historians see their craft in that way. I can't put my finger on it, actually. I guess that's why I'll never be a scientist :)

Dave Luckett · 14 November 2011

The idea that history can be used as a predictive tool is one with an ancient provenance, but history has the same difficulty with prediction as evolution has. Evolution and history are both emergent effects from, ultimately, environmental causes. But even fairly simple factors working on those environmental causes produce a cascade of emergent effects of a complexity that defeats prediction.

It's possible to make some predictions from evolutionary factors. Island dwarfism, for example, or baroque sexual selection, or arms races. But, as with weather prediction, complexity supervenes.

History presents the same difficulty. Some proximate predictions can be made, perhaps, but never definitely. For instance, I regard the recent enormous increase of the relative wealth of the elites of the western world (and especially of the United States) with deep uneasiness. Over the last forty years the real income of the top ten percent of the US population has multiplied by a factor of twenty, the higher the more, while that of the median has remained almost steady (but the proportion of those at or near the mean has fallen), and that of the bottom ten percent has gone backwards. I point to the same effect - which becomes a factor - operating in second and first century BCE Rome, and I wonder about the health of the Republic.

Is that a prediction? Am I saying that there's a Gracci revolt and an Imperator waiting in the wings? No. Nothing so definite. But I say it's a factor in the witches' brew that is history, and I say that it's a factor I don't like to see.

My favourite historical parallel: Once there was a democracy with a powerful navy, the leader of a loose conglomeration of independent states, opposed by a nominally communist power, a totalitarian state with a mighty army and satellites tightly bound to it by force. A generation before, they had been allies against an outside threat; but when that threat was defeated by their united efforts, they fell to quarreling with each other over spheres of influence and mutual distrust.

Am I describing the Cold War? No. I am describing the conditions that led to the Peloponnesian War between Athens and Sparta. The democracy lost that one. But the Cold War is over, and the democracy survives.

Well, so did Athens, even as a democracy. For a while.

But this is getting way off-topic.

Mike Elzinga · 15 November 2011

Plato could write The Republic because his culture rode on the backs of slaves, leaving the “learned” free to contemplate. Democracy was for the learned but not for the slaves.

The earlier Ionian culture in which those who actually connected with the natural world were the foundation of society – i.e., the craftsman and the artist – had given way to the kind of thinking that placed “ideas” such as deities and “souls” at the pinnacle of topics of contemplation and value. Being a woman or working with one’s hands and getting dirty placed one at the lowest levels of society where one had no voice. That would be where an experimental scientist would be place had there been such individuals.

One wonders where our current crop of plutocrats wishes to take us.

Henry · 15 November 2011

Matt Young said:

Ford’s Theatre has not banned the book and does not have the power to do so. It has removed the book from sale, ...

Yes, thanks, I had noticed that too but lazily adopted the Post's terminology. The book has not been banned - you could carry a copy into the bookstore if you wanted to - but merely removed from sale. There is a substantial difference.
The third paragragh reads, While the National Park Service does not carry “Killing Lincoln” in the theater’s basement museum bookstore, Ford’s Theatre Society, which operates Ford’s Theatre in partnership with the park service, sells the book in its gift shop located in the ground-floor lobby of the theater. “We decided several weeks ago to carry Bill O’Reilly’s book ‘Killing Lincoln’ in the Ford’s Theatre Society gift shop,” said Paul R. Tetreault, director of Ford’s Theatre Society. “While we understand the National Park Service’s concerns about the book, we decided to let our visitors judge the book themselves.” Instead of selling the book in the basement, it's sold in the lobby instead.

Henry · 15 November 2011

I should have corrected paragraph.

Henry · 15 November 2011

Since O'Reilly isn't a trained historian, you can claim pseudohistory, but the Grand Canyon book is compilation of essays written mostly by trained scientists, Whitcomb was the only exception.

bigdakine · 15 November 2011

Henry said: Since O'Reilly isn't a trained historian, you can claim pseudohistory, but the Grand Canyon book is compilation of essays written mostly by trained scientists, Whitcomb was the only exception.
Trained scientists wholly ignorant of Earth's history.

harold · 15 November 2011

Henry said: Since O'Reilly isn't a trained historian, you can claim pseudohistory, but the Grand Canyon book is compilation of essays written mostly by trained scientists, Whitcomb was the only exception.
1) Do you think that being written by a trained scientist is sufficient to make something accurate? 2) The Grand Canyon book overtly makes its claims on the grounds that Genesis is literally true, and that the deity often referred to as Jehovah directly created the earth in roughly its present form about 6000 years ago. Do you agree? Do you agree that ID/creationism is a religious stance, based solely on efforts to defend a particular sectarian interpretation of the Book of Genesis in the light of scientific findings to the contrary? Or do you disagree with the contents of the book?

apokryltaros · 15 November 2011

bigdakine said:
Henry said: Since O'Reilly isn't a trained historian, you can claim pseudohistory, but the Grand Canyon book is compilation of essays written mostly by trained scientists, Whitcomb was the only exception.
Trained scientists wholly ignorant of Earth's history.
If these "trained scientists" are wholly ignorant of Earth's history, then that would automatically disqualify them from being "trained." It is as oxymoronic as referring to "automobile repair specialists who are wholly ignorant of what cars are and how combustion engines function." Creationists assert (without proof) that all sedimentary rocks were lain down during the Great Flood, and they also assert (without proof) that all geological features were formed through erosion during the Great Flood. Yet, creationists fail to explain how sedimentary rocks could form and set in 40 days and 40 nights of turbulent flooding, and be hard enough to be eroded into geological sculptures without turning back into big piles of wet mud. That is, fail to explain without invoking magic ala "GODDIDIT." And all this Creationist book about the Grand Canyon is a bunch of underqualified Idiots for Jesus pontifying out of their bellybuttons about how a plateau of layers and layers of sedimentary and igneous rock were magically formed and eroded during the Flood because GODDIDTHIS and GODDIDTHAT using magic.

Chris Lawson · 15 November 2011

Henry,

(1) Whether something is pseudohistory or pseudoscience is not defined by the formal qualifications of the author but by the content of the text.

(2) The key contributors to the Grand Canyon book are: Steve Austin, John Baumgardner, Ken Cumming, Duane Gish, Werner Gitt, Ken Ham, Bill Hoesch, Russ Humphreys, Alex Lalomov, John MacArthur, Henry Morris, "and about twelve others!" Now while it is true that some of these contributors have scientific qualifications, it is also true that the authors I know well (Austin, Ham, Gish, Morris) are pathologically incapable of telling the truth, which to me is a much more important indicator of credibility than a university degree.

Would you allow Scott Reuben to plan your operative analgesia. He has a medical degree so who cares about his fraudulent research, right?

bigdakine · 15 November 2011

apokryltaros said:
bigdakine said:
Henry said: Since O'Reilly isn't a trained historian, you can claim pseudohistory, but the Grand Canyon book is compilation of essays written mostly by trained scientists, Whitcomb was the only exception.
Trained scientists wholly ignorant of Earth's history.
If these "trained scientists" are wholly ignorant of Earth's history, then that would automatically disqualify them from being "trained."
Well they could be toilet trained.

apokryltaros · 15 November 2011

Henry said: Since O'Reilly isn't a trained historian, you can claim pseudohistory
People are claiming pseudohistory because O'Reilly's book contains numerous errors and contradictions to history that suggest he did a very poor job of researching President Lincoln's assassination.

https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 15 November 2011

Henry said: Since O'Reilly isn't a trained historian, you can claim pseudohistory, but the Grand Canyon book is compilation of essays written mostly by trained scientists, Whitcomb was the only exception.
Trained apologists who are committed to an a priori set of beliefs. Whether or not they are "scientists" at all can be debated, but that they are not acting as scientists when they only allow for an earth that is a few thousand years old and arbitrarily limited evolution is not in question. Glen Davidson

apokryltaros · 15 November 2011

https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad said:
Henry said: Since O'Reilly isn't a trained historian, you can claim pseudohistory, but the Grand Canyon book is compilation of essays written mostly by trained scientists, Whitcomb was the only exception.
Trained apologists who are committed to an a priori set of beliefs. Whether or not they are "scientists" at all can be debated, but that they are not acting as scientists when they only allow for an earth that is a few thousand years old and arbitrarily limited evolution is not in question. Glen Davidson
And they can not act as "trained scientists" when they've also signed (and boasted about, and have forced others to sign) written statements stating that they must disregard any and all evidence contradicting the idea that God magically poofed the world into existence 10,000 years ago, and destroyed it via a magic flood 4,000 years ago, all as according to a literal reading of the English translation of the Book of Genesis.

Robert Byers · 15 November 2011

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nasty.brutish.tall · 15 November 2011

Robert Byers said: Why is so important or persuasive to a would be reader what the gov'ts judgement is on these books accuracy? The grand canyon book is not religion. Its a explanation of actual origins of the GC. It just includes Biblical presumptions. yet it takes on the evidence for and against rapid creation. Its unfair to put it in a religious section. Thats just a dismissal of its merits as a work of investigation on origins. its a statement. Concentration here on books sure seems to be on the same trail as the historic book banners, burnings, or blower upers. I guess books matter and can be agents of change.
No one is banning or burning books. You are free to write, sell, purchase, discuss, or promote whatever book you want. But there is no "right" of having your book sold at the museum gift shop. National parks, historical monuments, museums, galleries, etc., are curated for the purposes of preserving a culturally significant heritage and educating the public about such. Thus, such sites are generally entrusted to those with the relevant expertise to competently preserve and accurately educate. One would hope that accurately educating would necessarily entail only providing information for sale in a gift shop that is consistent with the best accepted scholarship on the subject. Alas, from my own experience, I know that this is not always the case in large commercialized gift shops at some sites. Nonetheless, it is a disservice to the public to sell a book advocating geocentrism in a planetarium gift shop, a book denying the Holocaust at the Holocaust Museum, or a YEC book at the Grand Canyon gift shop.

harold · 15 November 2011

This Byers comment is pretty well organized, so I'll briefly comment on it.
Why is so important or persuasive to a would be reader what the gov’ts judgement is on these books accuracy? The grand canyon book is not religion.
Yes it is, and you prove it is yourself in the next few lines.
Its a explanation of actual origins of the GC. It just includes Biblical presumptions.
Emphasis mine. Right, that's why it's religious. It presumes that a certain sectarian interpretation of the Book of Genesis, one you happen to share, but many others don't, must be correct, regardless of the evidence.
yet it takes on the evidence for and against rapid creation.
Actually, what it does is deny the logical consensus interpretation of the evidence, providing far fetched and inaccurate scenarios that attempt to square obvious powerful evidence against a 6000 year old earth - the Grand Canyon - with a 6000 year old earth. Purely for religious reasons.
Its unfair to put it in a religious section. Thats just a dismissal of its merits as a work of investigation on origins. its a statement.
I cannot imagine anyone failing to understand that it belongs in the religion section (with the caveat that I don't think tax funded national parks should have a religion section). The book was written because of religion. If the authors of the book were not members of a sect that believes, purely for religious reasons, that the earth is ~6000 years old, they would not have written the book. Absolutely no independent interest in the Grand Canyon was involved. The sole objective of the writers is to deny the scientific version of how the Grand Canyon was formed, purely because it conflicts, not with most religions (it does not), but with their particular sect.
Concentration here on books sure seems to be on the same trail as the historic book banners, burnings, or blower upers.
I completely oppose banning, burning*, or blowing up* the book (*except, in theory by people who pay for it and then do those things legally, within the bounds of local law, with their own private property - but that seems like a rather dumb idea). The book is obviously not banned. Furthermore, by discussing it here, we are, far from censoring it, drawing attention to it.
I guess books matter and can be agents of change.
Yes. For example, 300 years ago, most educated western people thought that the earth actually was 6000 years old. However, books on geology and related sciences changed their mind.

Mike Elzinga · 15 November 2011

Robert Byers said: Why is so important or persuasive to a would be reader what the gov'ts judgement is on these books accuracy? The grand canyon book is not religion. Its a explanation of actual origins of the GC. It just includes Biblical presumptions. yet it takes on the evidence for and against rapid creation. Its unfair to put it in a religious section. Thats just a dismissal of its merits as a work of investigation on origins. its a statement. Concentration here on books sure seems to be on the same trail as the historic book banners, burnings, or blower upers. I guess books matter and can be agents of change.
As is the case with all the antievolution whiners who come here to complain about science, you still don’t seem to be learning any science. Why is that? How is it that you can kvetch and kvetch and kvetch, yet not have a clue? Is this some kind of badge of honor for you; broadcasting your ignorance to the entire world while demonstrating that you have no intention of learning the things you constantly kvetch about? You aren’t exactly known for your coherence; but do you have a coherent answer for not learning anything? Just wondering; though I don't expect you will even understand the question.

Ian Brandon Andersen · 15 November 2011

The Grand Canyon creation is a non-repeatable event beyond the scope of science, it is a question that properly belongs to history.

Evolutionists have no eyewitnesses to testify the Grand Canyon was created by random chance, but the Bible bears witness it was created by the God of the Universe whose judgment we will all face someday. There is no question which one is more credible.

DS · 15 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said: The Grand Canyon creation is a non-repeatable event beyond the scope of science, it is a question that properly belongs to history. Evolutionists have no eyewitnesses to testify the Grand Canyon was created by random chance, but the Bible bears witness it was created by the God of the Universe whose judgment we will all face someday. There is no question which one is more credible.
Were you there?

Wolfhound · 15 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said: The Grand Canyon creation is a non-repeatable event beyond the scope of science, it is a question that properly belongs to history. Evolutionists have no eyewitnesses to testify the Grand Canyon was created by random chance, but the Bible bears witness it was created by the God of the Universe whose judgment we will all face someday. There is no question which one is more credible.
LOL at obvious Poe.

mplavcan · 15 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said: The Grand Canyon creation is a non-repeatable event beyond the scope of science, it is a question that properly belongs to history. Evolutionists have no eyewitnesses to testify the Grand Canyon was created by random chance, but the Bible bears witness it was created by the God of the Universe whose judgment we will all face someday. There is no question which one is more credible.
Oh God, here we go again. How do we know the Bible is true? Because God wrote it! And how we know that God wrote it? Because the Bible says God wrote it! So if God says he wrote it, then everything in it must be true, and therefore we know that God wrote it! And if you don't believe that clear and logical statement, then you will burn in hell forever, because God loves you. We know this because the Bible says so, and the Bible was written by God, who says he wrote the Bible, and therefore we have proof that he wrote the Bible. There. Proof that the Grand Canyon was formed by a giant flood. And don't believe any of those "Godless atheist scientists". If something was not directly witnessed by someone who said they witnessed it, then there is no possible way to find out what happened in the past. And this is what they want to sell in the bookstore as "truth."

Ian Brandon Andersen · 15 November 2011

DS said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: The Grand Canyon creation is a non-repeatable event beyond the scope of science, it is a question that properly belongs to history. Evolutionists have no eyewitnesses to testify the Grand Canyon was created by random chance, but the Bible bears witness it was created by the God of the Universe whose judgment we will all face someday. There is no question which one is more credible.
Were you there?
No, but Jesus was and I accept his testimony he dictated to Moses on faith. You have faith in the opinions of men who weren't there either.

Ian Brandon Andersen · 15 November 2011

Wolfhound said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: The Grand Canyon creation is a non-repeatable event beyond the scope of science, it is a question that properly belongs to history. Evolutionists have no eyewitnesses to testify the Grand Canyon was created by random chance, but the Bible bears witness it was created by the God of the Universe whose judgment we will all face someday. There is no question which one is more credible.
LOL at obvious Poe.
Poe was a Satanic evolutionist, and to give the devil his due, a much more profound one than Darwin or PZ Myers. What have I to do with him?

apokryltaros · 15 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said:
Wolfhound said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: The Grand Canyon creation is a non-repeatable event beyond the scope of science, it is a question that properly belongs to history. Evolutionists have no eyewitnesses to testify the Grand Canyon was created by random chance, but the Bible bears witness it was created by the God of the Universe whose judgment we will all face someday. There is no question which one is more credible.
LOL at obvious Poe.
Poe was a Satanic evolutionist, and to give the devil his due, a much more profound one than Darwin or PZ Myers. What have I to do with him?
Edgar Allen Poe was not a "Satanic evolutionist": you are a slandering idiot to falsely accuse him of such. "Poe" refers to (Nathan) "Poe's Law," where author Nathan Poe stated it is very difficult to distinguish sincere extremists from exaggerated parody. After all, you trot out the tired creationist tropes of "no witnesses = no science," as well as your typical creationist bigotry of warning us how we'll all be sent to Hell to burn forever because not mindlessly agreeing with your opinions makes God oh so very angry. So, either you're a typical science-hating creationist bigot, or you are an annoying, yet thorough Internet troll pretending to be a science-hating creationist bigot.

apokryltaros · 15 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said:
DS said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: The Grand Canyon creation is a non-repeatable event beyond the scope of science, it is a question that properly belongs to history. Evolutionists have no eyewitnesses to testify the Grand Canyon was created by random chance, but the Bible bears witness it was created by the God of the Universe whose judgment we will all face someday. There is no question which one is more credible.
Were you there?
No, but Jesus was and I accept his testimony he dictated to Moses on faith. You have faith in the opinions of men who weren't there either.
Then why are we obligated to trust your opinions and not those of people who actually studied the Grand Canyon? Because God will send us to Hell to burn forever if we dare to disagree with you?

Ian Brandon Andersen · 16 November 2011

apokryltaros said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said:
Wolfhound said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: The Grand Canyon creation is a non-repeatable event beyond the scope of science, it is a question that properly belongs to history. Evolutionists have no eyewitnesses to testify the Grand Canyon was created by random chance, but the Bible bears witness it was created by the God of the Universe whose judgment we will all face someday. There is no question which one is more credible.
LOL at obvious Poe.
Poe was a Satanic evolutionist, and to give the devil his due, a much more profound one than Darwin or PZ Myers. What have I to do with him?
Edgar Allen Poe was not a "Satanic evolutionist": you are a slandering idiot to falsely accuse him of such.
By their fruits you shall know them. Poe presented the world with a dark vision of the meaninglessness of life in a random universe where the only respite from the tragedy of existence was to make others suffer. He was very good at it. He probably has a privileged position in Hell today torturing lesser sinners. I tend to think he is sodomizing Darwin with a raven because he if offended by the glint in that retard's left eye.
"Poe" refers to (Nathan) "Poe's Law," where author Nathan Poe stated it is very difficult to distinguish sincere extremists from exaggerated parody. After all, you trot out the tired creationist tropes of "no witnesses = no science," as well as your typical creationist bigotry of warning us how we'll all be sent to Hell to burn forever because not mindlessly agreeing with your opinions makes God oh so very angry. So, either you're a typical science-hating creationist bigot, or you are an annoying, yet thorough Internet troll pretending to be a science-hating creationist bigot.

apokryltaros · 16 November 2011

Can someone consign this torture-fetish troll to the Bathroom Wall?

Is that too much to ask for?

Roger · 16 November 2011

"No, but Jesus was and I accept his testimony he dictated to Moses on faith. You have faith in the opinions of men who weren't there either."

I wasn't aware Moses and Jesus were ever in the same room together. Am I wrong or is this a case of pseudoscience and pseudohistory colliding?

Ian Brandon Andersen · 16 November 2011

Roger said: "No, but Jesus was and I accept his testimony he dictated to Moses on faith. You have faith in the opinions of men who weren't there either." I wasn't aware Moses and Jesus were ever in the same room together. Am I wrong or is this a case of pseudoscience and pseudohistory colliding?
Jesus met both Moses and Elijah during the transfiguration when the whole world went dark for three hours. That is where he dictated the Pentateuch to Moses.

apokryltaros · 16 November 2011

Roger said: "No, but Jesus was and I accept his testimony he dictated to Moses on faith. You have faith in the opinions of men who weren't there either." I wasn't aware Moses and Jesus were ever in the same room together. Am I wrong or is this a case of pseudoscience and pseudohistory colliding?
More of the latter, what we're actually seeing is an internet troll pretending to be a Lying Hypocrite for Jesus.

apokryltaros · 16 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen lied:
Roger said: "No, but Jesus was and I accept his testimony he dictated to Moses on faith. You have faith in the opinions of men who weren't there either." I wasn't aware Moses and Jesus were ever in the same room together. Am I wrong or is this a case of pseudoscience and pseudohistory colliding?
Jesus met both Moses and Elijah during the transfiguration when the whole world went dark for three hours. That is where he dictated the Pentateuch to Moses.
The aspect of God as Jesus is never mentioned in the Old Testament. Furthermore, how is this supposed to relate to the Creationist explanation of how the Grand Canyon magically came to be not being pseudoscience? How does this relate to pseudoscience based on religion trumping non-religious pseudoscience? And more importantly, if you think that no witness means no science or credibility, how does this mumbo jumbo explain why we are magically obligated to take your own worthless and disgusting opinion seriously? Because God will send us to Hell if we don't believe your Jesus babbling?

Dave Luckett · 16 November 2011

Not to bother to answer the ridiculous Andersen, who is, I think, Higaboo, but mplavcan, you give too much credit to the "literalists".

You allow that they are internally consistent, if circular. They aren't even that. The Bible never says anywhere that it is literally true in factual matters, and it doesn't say anywhere that it was written by God. The closest it ever comes is to state that all scripture was "breathed out by God and is useful for teaching, and for rebuking, for correcting and training in righteousness" (2 Timothy 3:16).

This was written originally in the koine Greek; it's quite clearly an idiomatic usage, almost certainly meaning the same as we mean when we say "inspired", which literally means "breathed in". The Greek is using the same idiom in the opposite sense.

Let us also put to one side the question of authorship of the passage, which is dubious. If we are to be literal, let us be literal, and consider only the meaning of the words. They mean what they say. They do not mean what they do not say. They do not say that scripture is factual or literal. They do not rule out non-literal interpretations of it. They do not say that God wrote it. In 2 Peter 1:20-21 we read that prophecy did not come from the prophet's own interpretation, but that men were "carried along" by the Holy Spirit, but there is still no statement that the whole of the scriptures are literally true or factually inerrant.

Further, the Bible does not say anywhere that the scriptures are to be used as statements about the natural world or the laws of nature. On the contrary, their use is carefully qualified - they are to be used in teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness. They are to be used as moral precepts and guidance, not as textbooks about nature.

(Let us also put aside that among the moral precepts in righteousness taught by the scriptures we find approval of genocide, mass murder, infanticide and slavery. That's a different argument.)

So when the "literalists" talk about biblical inerrancy in matters of fact, they are taking up a profoundly unscriptural position with no support from the Bible itself. "Literalism" is also a position at odds with the historical positions of the Christian faith as a whole, which is not surprising, because it is quite young - no older than the middle of the nineteenth century, and an obvious reaction to the emergence of rigorous scientific knowledge of the Universe.

If, by the time "literalism" arose, the mainstream Christian church had been effectively able to anathematise it as a formal heresy, it would most likely have done so. However, it was by that time uneasily aware that schism had effectively removed its power to obtain consensus on this or any doctrinal matter. However, all the mainstream churches, Orthodox, Roman Catholic and Protestant, abjure literalism - for the plainest of good reason.

Your remarks about their arguments being circular are well-taken, and completely accurate. But even in their circularity, "literalists" depend on a starting point that isn't defensible. Scripture was not written by God, and it never says it was. It isn't inerrant in matters of fact, and it never says it is.

(I think I should explain the scare quotes around "literalists". They're not literalists, of course. They take some passages literally because it's a tribal signature to do so, a sort of rite de passage, and they ignore or redact or deny or metaphorise or transcendentalise others because it's convenient.)

Roger · 16 November 2011

apokryltaros said: Can someone consign this torture-fetish troll to the Bathroom Wall? Is that too much to ask for?
I'd like to second that motion. This one
apokryltaros said:
Roger said: "No, but Jesus was and I accept his testimony he dictated to Moses on faith. You have faith in the opinions of men who weren't there either." I wasn't aware Moses and Jesus were ever in the same room together. Am I wrong or is this a case of pseudoscience and pseudohistory colliding?
More of the latter, what we're actually seeing is an internet troll pretending to be a Lying Hypocrite for Jesus.
I'm not convinced he is faking it - but I'll second your motion to send him to the BW as this one is a right fruit-loop either way.

Roger · 16 November 2011

Sorry for false start on the previous comment

Paul Burnett · 16 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said: Jesus met both Moses and Elijah during the transfiguration when the whole world went dark for three hours. That is where he dictated the Pentateuch to Moses.
So Moses transcribed the first five books of the Bible in three hours from verbal input? That's even better than Joseph Smith's hat trick!

harold · 16 November 2011

I’m not convinced he is faking it
He probably is. Here's why - current creationism is often about legalistic courtroom type arguments. There are a few isolated figures who admit their own eccentric religious motivation, but those figures are rejected and banned at major creationist sites. What's this thread about? The age of the Grand Canyon? No, it's about the essentially legal/political question of whether, regardless of how old the Grand Canyon is, narrow sectarian science denial, motivated purely by religion, should be sold at the Grand Canyon National Park bookstore. The comment I responded to above, although by a commenter who sometimes has trouble with grammar and organization, actually gave the "approved" creationist response - it was an effort to claim that the religious book isn't religious, but is "neutral science" (Byers probably sincerely believes this at the conscious level). That may sound complicated, but Byers gets it - when you're talking about public schools and national parks, you argue that fundamentalist religion isn't religion, in order to facilitate preaching fundamentalist religion to a captive and naive audience, at taxpayer expense. Andersen's openly "religious" comments don't conform to that legalistic strategy, and openly admit a purely "Biblical" perspective, with no efforts at fake "scientific neutrality". In this context, they're probably satire.

harold · 16 November 2011

Also, sense of humor AND appreciation of Edgar Allen Poe? Does that sound like a typical creationist to you?

Ian Brandon Andersen · 16 November 2011

Paul Burnett said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: Jesus met both Moses and Elijah during the transfiguration when the whole world went dark for three hours. That is where he dictated the Pentateuch to Moses.
So Moses transcribed the first five books of the Bible in three hours from verbal input? That's even better than Joseph Smith's hat trick!
You must free your mind from the Darwinian, linear world of time-bound awareness. They had all the time they needed. A day is a thousand years and a thousand years is a day. However, when the facade of Darwinism is removed, you will come face to face with Nietzche's abyss, you will see the dark void of the Satanic religion of evolutionism unobstructed. Then, there will be no more pretending, you must either embrace death and hell or the light and love of Jesus. I'm anxious to see which one you will choose.

Ian Brandon Andersen · 16 November 2011

harold said:
I’m not convinced he is faking it
He probably is. Here's why - current creationism is often about legalistic courtroom type arguments.
I guess that's what's wrong with contemporary creationism. They attempt to conform to man-made rules, rather than treating the Pontious Pilates of our own day and time with the same contempt and disrespect Jesus showed that blowhard. I have stood before enough haughty men in white robes to know they deserve nothing more.
There are a few isolated figures who admit their own eccentric religious motivation, but those figures are rejected and banned at major creationist sites. What's this thread about? The age of the Grand Canyon? No, it's about the essentially legal/political question of whether, regardless of how old the Grand Canyon is, narrow sectarian science denial, motivated purely by religion, should be sold at the Grand Canyon National Park bookstore.
A tacit admission that you care for nothing but man-made rules and how they can used to your advantage. I respect only that Law of God!
The comment I responded to above, although by a commenter who sometimes has trouble with grammar and organization, actually gave the "approved" creationist response - it was an effort to claim that the religious book isn't religious, but is "neutral science" (Byers probably sincerely believes this at the conscious level). That may sound complicated, but Byers gets it - when you're talking about public schools and national parks, you argue that fundamentalist religion isn't religion, in order to facilitate preaching fundamentalist religion to a captive and naive audience, at taxpayer expense. Andersen's openly "religious" comments don't conform to that legalistic strategy, and openly admit a purely "Biblical" perspective, with no efforts at fake "scientific neutrality". In this context, they're probably satire.

eric · 16 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said: You must free your mind from the Darwinian, linear world of time-bound awareness. They had all the time they needed. A day is a thousand years and a thousand years is a day.
Poe or not, that's some pretty awesome bafflegab. IBA, if you're going to throw out historical consistency altogether, why do you have a problem with contemporary evidence for evolution? If Moses-with-Jesus could miracle up the Pentateuch in three hours, surely Jesus could miracle up some billion year old fossils.
you must either embrace death and hell or the light and love of Jesus.
God demands we love him or go to hell? Truly, God is love.

DS · 16 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said:
DS said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: The Grand Canyon creation is a non-repeatable event beyond the scope of science, it is a question that properly belongs to history. Evolutionists have no eyewitnesses to testify the Grand Canyon was created by random chance, but the Bible bears witness it was created by the God of the Universe whose judgment we will all face someday. There is no question which one is more credible.
Were you there?
No, but Jesus was and I accept his testimony he dictated to Moses on faith. You have faith in the opinions of men who weren't there either.
No I don't. That's the difference between you and me. My beliefs are constrained by evidence, Yours apparently are not.

apokryltaros · 16 November 2011

eric said:
you must either embrace death and hell or the light and love of Jesus.
God demands we love him or go to hell? Truly, God is love.
Actually, Ian is really saying that God is saying that we must obey whatever Ian says, or go to Hell as punishment.

mplavcan · 16 November 2011

Dave Luckett said: Not to bother to answer the ridiculous Andersen, who is, I think, Higaboo, but mplavcan, you give too much credit to the "literalists". You allow that they are internally consistent, if circular.
Oh, I absolutely agree with you, and am perfectly aware of the intellectual drool that constitutes Biblical "literalism." This sort of ideological fanaticism seems to turn conscious thought into tapioca.

DS · 16 November 2011

When accused of being a POE, Ian goes on and on about the evils of Edgar Allan in a vain attempt to disprove the very thing that his tirade confirms. Now if it hadn't been explained to him already, perhaps someone might be fooled. But either this guy is more cukoo than coco puffs, or he is the worst POE ever. Of course the obsession with all things anal is reminiscent of another whacko who shall remain nameless, but then again all born again bigots might have the same obsession. EIther way, the bathroom wall awaits. Now what are the odds that he will misconstrue that meaning as well?

Matt Young · 16 November 2011

Can someone consign this torture-fetish troll to the Bathroom Wall? Is that too much to ask for?

No, but I have to sleep occasionally and even eat. I will indeed commit further offenses by the Andersen troll to the bathroom wall. The problem, however, is not trolls but the (otherwise intelligent) people who respond to them. Please do not feed the trolls.

nasty.brutish.tall · 16 November 2011

Once upon a midnight clear, while I pondered, filled with cheer,
over many a quaint and curious volume of nature’s lore—
While I studied, never scowling, suddenly there came a howling,
as of someone disemboweling, cats outside my chamber door.
“Tis some fiend,” I muttered, “disemboweling cats outside my chamber door.”
What on earth could cause such roar?

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the cool November,
And each separate dying ember, cast is glow upon the floor.
Oh I wished for day to come; -- eagerly I sought again to plumb
From my books the light of wisdom – wisdom, reason, and so much more –
For those rare and radiant virtues whom the sages have sought before –
Valued here for evermore.

Presently my heart grew stronger, hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was reading, and so rudely you came beating,
And so cruelly there mistreating, mistreating cats outside my chamber door.
That I scarce can stand for such a thing” – here I opened wide the door; --
A creationist there and nothing more.

“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil! – prophet still, if man or devil! –
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Tell me now, in my apprehension, whether thou without dissension,
Will ever give attention, attention to putting reason in the fore?
Wilt thou ever think forthrightly, putting reason in the fore?
Quoth the creationist “Nevermore.”

https://me.yahoo.com/a/n2WhMtEQrvsReG10Z0oryyrwcalqfxDNMct2#93ec7 · 16 November 2011

The most surprising thing here is that Bill O'Reilly wrote a book. This is the man who thinks no-one can explain the tides (and thus managed to launch a meme--Google Bill and "you can't explain that"). He has a grade school level (or less) knowledge on many subjects, seems incapable of learning (or unlearning), seems unable to distinguish between expert and non-expert opinion, and has demonstrated a stun-worthy inability to apply critical thinking to anything he says, writes or does.

Actually, perhaps the most surprising thing isn't that he wrote a book (even Glenn Beck managed to mash his fists on the keyboard enough to produce a book), but that he apparently managed to get at least a few things right in it.

I think pass on the book and get my history from real historians, not from someone who would probably fail a Grade 6 comprehensive test even on their own country's history (well, maybe he would pass because children in other countries know U.S. history better than U.S. children (and adults) so perhaps Bill might remember enough to pass the dumbed-down U.S. version of the test).

Kevin B · 16 November 2011

https://me.yahoo.com/a/n2WhMtEQrvsReG10Z0oryyrwcalqfxDNMct2#93ec7 said: The most surprising thing here is that Bill O'Reilly wrote a book.
Have you considered the possibility that he had a ghost writer? From comments on the historical accuracy of his other work, I'd propose David Barton as a candidate for the role.....

Paul Burnett · 16 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said: However, when the facade of Darwinism is removed, you will come face to face with Nietzche's abyss, you will see the dark void of the Satanic religion of evolutionism unobstructed. Then, there will be no more pretending, you must either embrace death and hell or the light and love of Jesus. I'm anxious to see which one you will choose.

Henry · 16 November 2011

harold said:
Henry said: Since O'Reilly isn't a trained historian, you can claim pseudohistory, but the Grand Canyon book is compilation of essays written mostly by trained scientists, Whitcomb was the only exception.
1) Do you think that being written by a trained scientist is sufficient to make something accurate? 2) The Grand Canyon book overtly makes its claims on the grounds that Genesis is literally true, and that the deity often referred to as Jehovah directly created the earth in roughly its present form about 6000 years ago. Do you agree? Do you agree that ID/creationism is a religious stance, based solely on efforts to defend a particular sectarian interpretation of the Book of Genesis in the light of scientific findings to the contrary? Or do you disagree with the contents of the book?
I haven't read the book so I can't say that I definitively agree with the contents of the book, but since some of the writers mentioned are or were associated with ICR, then I probably would agree with most of its contents. Genesis is a historical narrative so I take it as the starting point. Noah, his wife, their three sons, and three daughters-in-law were the only ones to see the pre-flood and the post-flood world. Noah's life also overlapped with 6 or 7 generations of his ancestors and 9 generations of his descendants so he was probably the key figure in transmitting earth's early history up until Abraham's birth.

Paul Burnett · 16 November 2011

Paul Burnett said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: However, when the facade of Darwinism is removed, you will come face to face with Nietzche's abyss, you will see the dark void of the Satanic religion of evolutionism unobstructed. Then, there will be no more pretending, you must either embrace death and hell or the light and love of Jesus. I'm anxious to see which one you will choose.
(Sorry - still learning how to use my new tablet...) To Ian: I reject whatever you're smoking or injecting. But thanks for proving your rant has nothing to do with reality. Oh, and say "Hi" to Professor Dembski for us.

nasty.brutish.tall · 16 November 2011

Henry said: Genesis is a historical narrative so I take it as the starting point.
It is only a historical narrative to people who take a certain religious stance. The ICR, for example, states as a core belief that the Bible contains no errors of history or science. Thus, creation "science" cannot be separated from religious doctrine. Inasmuch as creation "scientists" do any research at all, it is logically impossible, by virtue of this core assumption, for them to arrive at any conclusions other than the ones they started with. This means that all of those conclusions are, by logical necessity, utterly unfounded to anyone not adopting the same religious stance, which will include non-Christians as well as a very large number of Christians. If the only way I can make logical sense of your arguments is to adopt your religious stance, then your arguments are religion and not history or science.

harold · 16 November 2011

Henry said:
harold said:
Henry said: Since O'Reilly isn't a trained historian, you can claim pseudohistory, but the Grand Canyon book is compilation of essays written mostly by trained scientists, Whitcomb was the only exception.
1) Do you think that being written by a trained scientist is sufficient to make something accurate? 2) The Grand Canyon book overtly makes its claims on the grounds that Genesis is literally true, and that the deity often referred to as Jehovah directly created the earth in roughly its present form about 6000 years ago. Do you agree? Do you agree that ID/creationism is a religious stance, based solely on efforts to defend a particular sectarian interpretation of the Book of Genesis in the light of scientific findings to the contrary? Or do you disagree with the contents of the book?
I haven't read the book so I can't say that I definitively agree with the contents of the book, but since some of the writers mentioned are or were associated with ICR, then I probably would agree with most of its contents. Genesis is a historical narrative so I take it as the starting point. Noah, his wife, their three sons, and three daughters-in-law were the only ones to see the pre-flood and the post-flood world. Noah's life also overlapped with 6 or 7 generations of his ancestors and 9 generations of his descendants so he was probably the key figure in transmitting earth's early history up until Abraham's birth.
Well, Henry, I obviously don't agree with your interpretation of Genesis (I do think Genesis is a very valuable document for many reasons). On the other hand, if you're going to be honest about it, we don't have a huge argument. There are two things that creationists do that I object to - 1) They try to teach sectarian dogma as "science" in taxpayer funded public schools. 2) They mislead the public about science, by marketing ID/creationist works as scientific, rather than religious. As far as private religious beliefs, I strongly support everyone's right to live and believe as they see fit, as long as they respect the rights of others. The same would go for "Ian Andersen". (Not to be confused with Jethro Tull frontman Ian Anderson.

harold · 16 November 2011

There are two things that creationists do that I object to - 1) They try to teach sectarian dogma as “science” in taxpayer funded public schools. 2) They mislead the public about science, by marketing ID/creationist works as scientific, rather than religious.
I should clarify this a tiny tad. Number one is illegal; number two is their legal right, assuming no deliberate financial fraud is involved. These two behaviors are strongly associated with post-modern evangelical Protestants, but I would equally object to them if anyone else did them, and I do object, for example, to Scientologists misleading the public about science (legal but I object to it). Another illegal behavior I object to is denying medical treatment to children or dependents. That behavior is not widespread among, nor remotely specific to, people who belong to creationist sects, but I will mention it for completeness. I generally support everyone's right to screw themselves up, with the obvious caveats that 1) people with certain infectious conditions must accept treatment, by law, for public health reasons, and 2) extremely self-harming behavior may be grounds for involuntary psychiatric evaluation. However, I don't have much interest in tangling with other peoples' religious choices.

John_S · 16 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said: ... you must either embrace death and hell or the light and love of Jesus. I'm anxious to see which one you will choose.
What does evolution have to do with embracing the love of Jesus as opposed to embracing your own narrow, minority religious beliefs? Are you suggesting that in order to avoid going to hell, everyone has to be a Baptist, Adventist, Jehovah's Witness or one of the other minority Christian sects that has a problem with evolution? Let's hear exactly what your beliefs are with regard to Roman Catholics, evangelical Lutherans and the majority of the rest of the Christian world that have no problem with evolution.

harold · 16 November 2011

Baptist
I was raised in a rural, traditional, and austere, but positive and non-traumatizing Baptist church. I'm not religious, but in my case, not because of exposure to negative or bigoted religion. Education was respected. Creationism never came up. Literal belief in things like Noah's Ark would have been considered compatible with being a good person, but a sign of severe educational deprivation. We were vaguely aware that local Pentecostals, JW's, and so on were creationist, and Baptists were more sympathetic toward them than the "snobbier" churches - membership in those sects was almost 100% associated with poverty and social pathology where I grew up, and we were taught to respect people regardless of financial or social status. Former president James Carter is a Baptist and a strong science supporter. Not a big deal, but "Baptist" is a very diverse denomination. There are also plenty of science-denying right wing Baptists. However, I will note that George W. Bush and Rick Perry are both Methodists (a church that doesn't even officially ascribe to "Biblical literalism").

Ian Brandon Andersen · 16 November 2011

John_S said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: ... you must either embrace death and hell or the light and love of Jesus. I'm anxious to see which one you will choose.
What does evolution have to do with embracing the love of Jesus as opposed to embracing your own narrow, minority religious beliefs? Are you suggesting that in order to avoid going to hell, everyone has to be a Baptist, Adventist, Jehovah's Witness or one of the other minority Christian sects that has a problem with evolution? Let's hear exactly what your beliefs are with regard to Roman Catholics, evangelical Lutherans and the majority of the rest of the Christian world that have no problem with evolution.
They are in a fog. Like Schrodinger's cat, they are suspended in a superposition between life and death with the result only known on the other side.

Ian Brandon Andersen · 16 November 2011

eric said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: You must free your mind from the Darwinian, linear world of time-bound awareness. They had all the time they needed. A day is a thousand years and a thousand years is a day.
Poe or not, that's some pretty awesome bafflegab. IBA, if you're going to throw out historical consistency altogether, why do you have a problem with contemporary evidence for evolution? If Moses-with-Jesus could miracle up the Pentateuch in three hours, surely Jesus could miracle up some billion year old fossils.
you must either embrace death and hell or the light and love of Jesus.
God demands we love him or go to hell? Truly, God is love.
No, for those who reject the Gospel Hell is their own true will. Hell is when God says to you, "Thy will be done." In their existential void, evolutionists desire punishment and enjoy inflicting it on others. This is the only way they feel truly alive. That is why evolutionists often go on mass killing sprees that usually end in suicide.

Mike Elzinga · 16 November 2011

This latest troll doesn’t understand any science either.

Why is that always the case?

Can anybody get one of these trolls to admit why they never learn any science even as they presume to criticize it with their uncomprehending stupidity?

DS · 16 November 2011

Clean up on aisle three.

billingsgate1722#692c5 · 16 November 2011

IBA is clearly a Poe, having fun with the humor-impaired.

Henry · 16 November 2011

harold said:
Baptist
I was raised in a rural, traditional, and austere, but positive and non-traumatizing Baptist church. I'm not religious, but in my case, not because of exposure to negative or bigoted religion. Education was respected. Creationism never came up. Literal belief in things like Noah's Ark would have been considered compatible with being a good person, but a sign of severe educational deprivation. We were vaguely aware that local Pentecostals, JW's, and so on were creationist, and Baptists were more sympathetic toward them than the "snobbier" churches - membership in those sects was almost 100% associated with poverty and social pathology where I grew up, and we were taught to respect people regardless of financial or social status. Former president James Carter is a Baptist and a strong science supporter. Not a big deal, but "Baptist" is a very diverse denomination. There are also plenty of science-denying right wing Baptists. However, I will note that George W. Bush and Rick Perry are both Methodists (a church that doesn't even officially ascribe to "Biblical literalism").
For the record Carter as well as Clinton and Gore were Southern Baptists. Carter quit the denomination after conservatives won the Presidency year after year until the trustees of its various agencies were replaced with conservative ones.

Ian Brandon Andersen · 16 November 2011

Mike Elzinga said: This latest troll doesn’t understand any science either. Why is that always the case? Can anybody get one of these trolls to admit why they never learn any science even as they presume to criticize it with their uncomprehending stupidity?
Science is not the whole of knowledge. It is one part of knowledge and it always depends upon religion. It is as though evolutionists have cut a hair off of a dogs' bum while denying the existence the dog, became the world's foremost authorities on said hair, and then attack anyone who says it came from a dog as an idiot because they have not studied the hair as thoroughly as themselves.

stevaroni · 17 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said: The Grand Canyon creation is a non-repeatable event beyond the scope of science..
Huh? There are large erosion canyons all over the world. King's canyon in California is the same size, and Palo Duro canyon in northwest Texas is quite similar in topography and structure,. Utah is covered with similar sandstone deposits and, unsurprisingly, sports large erosion features of it's own (Think arches Natural Park) which are, also unsurprisingly, well-correlated with those in the Grand canyon. Like Sargent Friday used to say, "Nuthin' to see here, folks".

Robert Byers · 17 November 2011

This comment has been moved to The Bathroom Wall.

Dave Luckett · 17 November 2011

Byers, it is testimony to the incoherence of what passes for your thought that you can simultaneously believe that "the book is not religious" and "(its) presumptions are biblical", or that you equate "banned" with "one outlet declines to stock it".

Ian Brandon Andersen · 17 November 2011

stevaroni said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: The Grand Canyon creation is a non-repeatable event beyond the scope of science..
Huh? There are large erosion canyons all over the world. King's canyon in California is the same size, and Palo Duro canyon in northwest Texas is quite similar in topography and structure,. Utah is covered with similar sandstone deposits and, unsurprisingly, sports large erosion features of it's own (Think arches Natural Park) which are, also unsurprisingly, well-correlated with those in the Grand canyon. Like Sargent Friday used to say, "Nuthin' to see here, folks".
So, who has seen a canyon actually being created? Was a canyon not there one day and there the next. If not, you have no evidence how they were created. Why couldn't they all have been created in the Genesis Flood? There is testimony it actually happened.

xubist · 17 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said: So, who has seen a canyon actually being created?
Me. I saw the Grand Canyon being created. And since you just friggin' love eyewitness testimony, IBA, you can't dispute me, now can you? I mean, what are you going to do -- call me a liar on the grounds of mundane evidence, the likes of which you flatly refuse to give credence to in other contexts?
Was a canyon not there one day and there the next. If not, you have no evidence how they were created. Why couldn't they all have been created in the Genesis Flood? There is testimony it actually happened.
Sorry, but if you're talking about the Bible, there's no testimony about the formation of the Grand Canyon -- the Grand Canyon isn't even mentioned in the Bible! But like I said, I was there, and I saw it happen, and since it's eyewitness testimony, you can surely trust it. Right, IBA?

Paul Burnett · 17 November 2011

stevaroni said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: The Grand Canyon creation is a non-repeatable event beyond the scope of science..
Huh? There are large erosion canyons all over the world.
Here's a question which should always be asked of creationists when the young Grand Canyon comes up: Were the large erosion canyons "Valles Marineris" and "Baltis Vallis" created by Noah's Flood? How about it, Ian? Were they? If not, how did they come about?

Ian Brandon Andersen · 17 November 2011

xubist said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: So, who has seen a canyon actually being created?
Me. I saw the Grand Canyon being created. And since you just friggin' love eyewitness testimony, IBA, you can't dispute me, now can you? I mean, what are you going to do -- call me a liar on the grounds of mundane evidence, the likes of which you flatly refuse to give credence to in other contexts?
I can say you're probably a liar based on other testimony concerning the canyon. If you're not a full-blooded Havasupai, you could not be in any position to make such testimony, and if you are, you need to expalin why your people testified the Canyon was formed in an event suspiciously similar to the Genesis Flood. I am willing to accept you're some kind of immortal like the wandering Jew but even so you must explain why your contemporaries long ago had different opinions.
Was a canyon not there one day and there the next. If not, you have no evidence how they were created. Why couldn't they all have been created in the Genesis Flood? There is testimony it actually happened.
Sorry, but if you're talking about the Bible, there's no testimony about the formation of the Grand Canyon -- the Grand Canyon isn't even mentioned in the Bible! But like I said, I was there, and I saw it happen, and since it's eyewitness testimony, you can surely trust it. Right, IBA?

Ian Brandon Andersen · 17 November 2011

Paul Burnett said:
stevaroni said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: The Grand Canyon creation is a non-repeatable event beyond the scope of science..
Huh? There are large erosion canyons all over the world.
Here's a question which should always be asked of creationists when the young Grand Canyon comes up: Were the large erosion canyons "Valles Marineris" and "Baltis Vallis" created by Noah's Flood? How about it, Ian? Were they? If not, how did they come about?
Why not?

eric · 17 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said:
Paul Burnett said: Here's a question which should always be asked of creationists when the young Grand Canyon comes up: Were the large erosion canyons "Valles Marineris" and "Baltis Vallis" created by Noah's Flood? How about it, Ian? Were they? If not, how did they come about?
Why not?
They are on Mars, Ian. So, Ian, there are erosion canyons on Mars. Were they formed in the flood? If not, how did they come about? (Probably a better question is - why do we bother? Eventually Ian's just going to invoke omphalos theology.)

Ian Brandon Andersen · 17 November 2011

eric said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said:
Paul Burnett said: Here's a question which should always be asked of creationists when the young Grand Canyon comes up: Were the large erosion canyons "Valles Marineris" and "Baltis Vallis" created by Noah's Flood? How about it, Ian? Were they? If not, how did they come about?
Why not?
They are on Mars, Ian. So, Ian, there are erosion canyons on Mars. Were they formed in the flood? If not, how did they come about? (Probably a better question is - why do we bother? Eventually Ian's just going to invoke omphalos theology.)
What would have stopped the flood from extending to Mars as well? Even if water can not be liquid at Martian temperature or pressure there could be other liquids Yahweh could have used--maybe Bromine.

eric · 17 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said: If you're not a full-blooded Havasupai, you could not be in any position to make such testimony, and if you are, you need to expalin why your people testified the Canyon was formed in an event suspiciously similar to the Genesis Flood.
This just goes to show the extent to which creationists will cherry pick. Here is a short summary of the Havasupai origin myth. Notice how Ian ignores all of it except the rapid canyon formation. He thinks their story is not credible when it comes to Tochapa, Hokomata, or indians surviving the flood separately from Noah. He doesn't believe the bit about the sun and waters siring children. But yet, he cites this story as credible evidence - for that one particular factoid which happens to agree with his myth. I guess its not surprising. This is what exegesis and apologetics is - searching through texts to find points which support some claim, and ignoring the rest. Its planned, intentional, academic myopia.

eric · 17 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said: What would have stopped the flood from extending to Mars as well?
Wow. I'm in awe. Are you saying the waters on earth were 0.6-2.6 AU deep?
Even if water can not be liquid at Martian temperature or pressure there could be other liquids Yahweh could have used--maybe Bromine.
Bromine would be solid at martian temperature and pressure. But I give you two points for inventiveness in both cases. Your arguments are to science what R. Byers' are to law.

harold · 17 November 2011

I'm going to reply to an exactly-on-topic comment that perfectly illustrates the issue here. The comment is from Robert Byers, but in this rare case, he has made two exactly on topic comments, both organized and coherent enough to reply to.
Case in point. I’m having difficultly discussing what we are discussing. If a book is banned from a government place then its banned despite being allowed on the corner.
And there we have it. This is the problem. The presumption of privilege is so strong that the concept of equal treatment is alien. Being critiqued, or not being blatantly favored, is perceived as being perecuted. In Byers' mind, the government is obliged to put books that support his narrow sectarian view in "government places". This would necessarily mean favoring his sect over all the other sects, for which he does not seek this privilege. What infuriates him is that people are not obliged to sell or read his book. The fact that the book is easily available to all who want it, but treated exactly as all other books, by a society with freedom of religion and freedom of expression, is a problem for him. He wants more. The idea that all religious books should be treated equally - none favored by the government over others - is alien. Here is an example of this mentality. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mwGYr0OWzw
The book is not religious anymore then any opposing book is that addresses religious points on these matters.
Here Byers is correct. For example, there are many theology books that argue against literalism. Such books do not, of course, belong in the Grand Canyon National Park bookstore.
The book is meant to address natural processes and oppose interpretations. Yes presumptions are biblical but its answers and conclusions are not from religious insight.
It's doubtful that even Byers actually believes this at any meaningful level. "Presumptions are Biblical" is exactly the same as saying "evidence doesn't matter". As nasty.brutish.tall pointed out "The ICR, for example, states as a core belief that the Bible contains no errors of history or science. Thus, creation “science” cannot be separated from religious doctrine. Inasmuch as creation “scientists” do any research at all, it is logically impossible, by virtue of this core assumption, for them to arrive at any conclusions other than the ones they started with".
They are interested in the GC in intellectual ways despite all motivations.
Here Byers is responding to a point I made. I pointed out that the creationists were writing about the Grand Canyon, not because of inherent interest in that subject, but merely to deal with strong evidence against a 6000 year old earth. Others have noted that there are many similar canyons, but the Grand Canyon is the one they have heard of. I still think I'm right. Many if not all of the writers represented in that book write (ill-informedly) on a wide range of scientific topics. The common thread is that they are always arguing against evidence which is against their interpretation of Genesis.

harold · 17 November 2011

eric -

There is no doubt in my mind that you are engaging with a parody poster.

I actually find his schtick funny, but the bottom line is, it will extend indefinitely. He will deliver some imaginative and humorous, yet outrageous, "rebuttal" to whatever you say.

For example http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj8RIEQH7zA

https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 17 November 2011

Paul Burnett said:
stevaroni said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: The Grand Canyon creation is a non-repeatable event beyond the scope of science..
Huh? There are large erosion canyons all over the world.
Here's a question which should always be asked of creationists when the young Grand Canyon comes up: Were the large erosion canyons "Valles Marineris" and "Baltis Vallis" created by Noah's Flood? How about it, Ian? Were they? If not, how did they come about?
Well, why was there a "Noachian era" on Mars? Clearly there must have been a Noah, a God, and a Flood on Mars, just like on earth. Glen Davidson

DS · 17 November 2011

xubist said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: So, who has seen a canyon actually being created?
Me. I saw the Grand Canyon being created. And since you just friggin' love eyewitness testimony, IBA, you can't dispute me, now can you? I mean, what are you going to do -- call me a liar on the grounds of mundane evidence, the likes of which you flatly refuse to give credence to in other contexts?
Was a canyon not there one day and there the next. If not, you have no evidence how they were created. Why couldn't they all have been created in the Genesis Flood? There is testimony it actually happened.
Sorry, but if you're talking about the Bible, there's no testimony about the formation of the Grand Canyon -- the Grand Canyon isn't even mentioned in the Bible! But like I said, I was there, and I saw it happen, and since it's eyewitness testimony, you can surely trust it. Right, IBA?
I was there to. I saw you there. So now we have an eye witness account that confirms another eye witness account. That trumps the unconfirmed eyewitness account of Higaboo. Man, this no evidence stuff is easy.

Science Avenger · 17 November 2011

harold said: eric - There is no doubt in my mind that you are engaging with a parody poster.
If not, I want some of what he's smoking.

Matt Young · 17 November 2011

Your arguments are to science what R. Byers’ are to law.

Yes, with the minor distinction that Mr. Byers is serious -- or thinks he is.

eric · 17 November 2011

https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad said: Well, why was there a "Noachian era" on Mars?
When God saw the wickedness of man on earth, he decided the tharks and red men of mars had to be wiped out as part of the punishment, too. Hey, it makes as much sense as anything else.

Mike Elzinga · 17 November 2011

The Grand Canyon was created when Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox dragged an axe behind them.

No Noachian flood could possibly account for such a specified complex structure with so much color.

ksplawn · 17 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said:
xubist said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said: So, who has seen a canyon actually being created?
Me. I saw the Grand Canyon being created. And since you just friggin' love eyewitness testimony, IBA, you can't dispute me, now can you? I mean, what are you going to do -- call me a liar on the grounds of mundane evidence, the likes of which you flatly refuse to give credence to in other contexts?
I can say you're probably a liar based on other testimony concerning the canyon.
I saw the Grand Canyon being created. Because I visited it once, and saw the Colorado River winding through it. The river carves out the canyon very slowly, but in an ongoing geological process. In a very real sense, I saw the canyon being created right before my eyes.
eric said: When God saw the wickedness of man on earth, he decided the tharks and red men of mars had to be wiped out as part of the punishment, too. Hey, it makes as much sense as anything else.
No doubt he wiped them out for accepting the heretical, evolutionist idea that all the races of Barsoom were descended from the Great White Apes. -Wheels

bigdakine · 17 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said:
eric said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said:
Paul Burnett said: Here's a question which should always be asked of creationists when the young Grand Canyon comes up: Were the large erosion canyons "Valles Marineris" and "Baltis Vallis" created by Noah's Flood? How about it, Ian? Were they? If not, how did they come about?
Why not?
They are on Mars, Ian. So, Ian, there are erosion canyons on Mars. Were they formed in the flood? If not, how did they come about? (Probably a better question is - why do we bother? Eventually Ian's just going to invoke omphalos theology.)
What would have stopped the flood from extending to Mars as well? Even if water can not be liquid at Martian temperature or pressure there could be other liquids Yahweh could have used--maybe Bromine.
Well that gives it away. No creationist would actually conjure up Bromine.

Dave Luckett · 17 November 2011

Going through the effusions of the ridiculous Andersen, I see he spells the name of Nietzsche correctly, but that of Pontius Pilate incorrectly. I should have seen that before, but I wasn't reading his nonsense.

You're right. A Poeseur.

Robert Byers · 18 November 2011

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Dave Luckett · 18 November 2011

No, Byers, it's not based on any evidence. All the assertions it makes about physical facts supporting a recent six-day creation are either irrelevant or untrue. Every single one of them. There is not one shred of actual evidence that supports such a presupposition in the whole book.

It is not true that this kind of layering is the result of hydrogolic sorting. It is not true that erosion is not observed at the strata boundaries, called "horizons". It is not true that catastrophic flooding produces sinuous, winding valleys like that of the Colorado. It is not true that there was ever any requirement at any time for the Colorado to flow uphill. It is not true that soft sediments all laid down at once and then agitated by mighty water flows could carve intricate patterns in a single deep valley like this. It is not true that the Colorado River does not have a delta commensurate with the sediments the river is carrying, and has been carrying for millions of years. It is not true that the "geological column" is a wholly theoretical construct, not found anywhere in complete form, but it would be totally irrelevant even if that were true. It is not true that there is such a thing as "the Evolutionary-Geological Column".

To assert any or all of those untruths is false testimony, and at least some of the authors know it to be false. That means that they are telling lies.

Doesn't your vaunted religion have a prohibition against telling lies? Didn't the man you call God tell you where lies come from, and who is their father?

eric · 18 November 2011

Robert Byers said: On one point. My point is that the creationist gC book is based on the evidence and they make their case to everyone based on the evidence. There is a original presumption of biblical revelation . Yet if this was all it was about they would quote a few verses and end it there. These books are based on investigation based on natural processes. Just a original kick to get processes going in a big way. This is the truth.
This is actually close enough to be cogent to be worth responding to. As you sort of allude to, there is a methodologically sound way to incorporate religious revelation into science - and a methodologically unsound way. The difference has to do with the concept of evidence. The sound way is to use it as a hypothesis-generation tool. In science, you are free to get your hypotheses from anywhere. That's part of the point of the tales about Archimedes in the bathtub, Kekule dreaming about the ouroboros, or Newton getting bonked on the head by an apple - all legitimate methods of coming up with hypotheses. Revelation can give you ideas about what ideas you maybe want to test. But not because it is special, but because in science anything can give you such ideas. The unsound way is to use scripture as evidence. To claim that the written words are an "observable," or that the appearance of some comment in a holy book COUNTS as a scientific test. It doesn't. Creationist books count biblical comments as a form of evidence. When determining how the GC was formed, you consider scripture as one or the only authority. This is methodologically incorrect. At best, what you should be doing is looking at scripture and using it to say "maybe I should test via standard, mainstream scientific means whether a sudden flood could do this." But the fact that there is a flood story in the book doesn't count as such a scientific test. If you want an example of how to 'do it right' - how to incorporate religious hypotheses into science - you should look at the field of New World Archaeology. Boatloads of Mormons over the past 100+ years have used their religious books as inspiration to go look for Jewish settlements in the Americas. They have then accurately, scientifically reported back what they find. To date, none of their findings have supported their hypothesis. But they've done a lot of good, credible work in the process of testing it. Fundies could learn from their example. Instead of treating the bible as evidence, treat it as a hypothesis-generator, and use regular science to decide whether the hypothesis is supported by evidence or not.

Paul Burnett · 18 November 2011

eric said: Fundies could learn from their example. Instead of treating the bible as evidence, treat it as a hypothesis-generator, and use regular science to decide whether the hypothesis is supported by evidence or not.
And that is why the fundagelicals hate science so much: Their mythology is proven to be bogus every single time. As Don McLeroy said, "Somebody's got to stand up to the experts."

Ian Brandon Andersen · 18 November 2011

bigdakine said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said:
eric said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said:
Paul Burnett said: Here's a question which should always be asked of creationists when the young Grand Canyon comes up: Were the large erosion canyons "Valles Marineris" and "Baltis Vallis" created by Noah's Flood? How about it, Ian? Were they? If not, how did they come about?
Why not?
They are on Mars, Ian. So, Ian, there are erosion canyons on Mars. Were they formed in the flood? If not, how did they come about? (Probably a better question is - why do we bother? Eventually Ian's just going to invoke omphalos theology.)
What would have stopped the flood from extending to Mars as well? Even if water can not be liquid at Martian temperature or pressure there could be other liquids Yahweh could have used--maybe Bromine.
Well that gives it away. No creationist would actually conjure up Bromine.
All right,the Bromine thing was a lame idea. Nevertheless, there could have been a Noahcian era on Mars. Liquid water could be stable if it is salty enough. Yes, there is good reason to suspect that the canyons on Mars were created during the Noahcian flood.

DS · 18 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said:
bigdakine said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said:
eric said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said:
Paul Burnett said: Here's a question which should always be asked of creationists when the young Grand Canyon comes up: Were the large erosion canyons "Valles Marineris" and "Baltis Vallis" created by Noah's Flood? How about it, Ian? Were they? If not, how did they come about?
Why not?
They are on Mars, Ian. So, Ian, there are erosion canyons on Mars. Were they formed in the flood? If not, how did they come about? (Probably a better question is - why do we bother? Eventually Ian's just going to invoke omphalos theology.)
What would have stopped the flood from extending to Mars as well? Even if water can not be liquid at Martian temperature or pressure there could be other liquids Yahweh could have used--maybe Bromine.
Well that gives it away. No creationist would actually conjure up Bromine.
All right,the Bromine thing was a lame idea. Nevertheless, there could have been a Noahcian era on Mars. Liquid water could be stable if it is salty enough. Yes, there is good reason to suspect that the canyons on Mars were created during the Noahcian flood.
No doubt caused by Edgar Allan Poe.

Henry · 19 November 2011

Mike Elzinga said: The Grand Canyon was created when Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox dragged an axe behind them. No Noachian flood could possibly account for such a specified complex structure with so much color.
It took 5 storks to deliver Bunyan when he was born. If I had known storks delivered babies, I wouldn't have been in the delivery room when my kids were born.

bigdakine · 19 November 2011

Ian Brandon Andersen said:
bigdakine said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said:
eric said:
Ian Brandon Andersen said:
Paul Burnett said: Here's a question which should always be asked of creationists when the young Grand Canyon comes up: Were the large erosion canyons "Valles Marineris" and "Baltis Vallis" created by Noah's Flood? How about it, Ian? Were they? If not, how did they come about?
Why not?
They are on Mars, Ian. So, Ian, there are erosion canyons on Mars. Were they formed in the flood? If not, how did they come about? (Probably a better question is - why do we bother? Eventually Ian's just going to invoke omphalos theology.)
What would have stopped the flood from extending to Mars as well? Even if water can not be liquid at Martian temperature or pressure there could be other liquids Yahweh could have used--maybe Bromine.
Well that gives it away. No creationist would actually conjure up Bromine.
All right,the Bromine thing was a lame idea. Nevertheless, there could have been a Noahcian era on Mars. Liquid water could be stable if it is salty enough. Yes, there is good reason to suspect that the canyons on Mars were created during the Noahcian flood.
Sorry Ian, Cat's out of the bag now. Thanks for playing.

Henry · 19 November 2011

Yesterday, on Glenn Beck's radio show, O'Reilly said he invited Rae Emerson to his show, but she declined the invitation. She missed a golden opportunity to demonstrate to his audience where he was inaccurate, but for some reason she didn't take it. Something smells fishy here.

Robert Byers · 20 November 2011

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Dave Luckett · 20 November 2011

No, Byers. Scientific hypothesis comes from observing facts of nature. Creationism, young earth style, comes from nothing but the Bible. There are no facts, not a one, not a trace, nothing, underneath it at all, save only one - "This is what it says in the Bible".

That's it. That's all. No facts, no evidence, no nature, no observations, nothing except that. And you are effective, persuasive and successful to the precise extent that you can get away with denying or ignoring the facts, or lying about them. Like this GC book does, over and over again.

DS · 20 November 2011

I really hate to do this, but I actually agree with Robert here. The bible is a perfectly legitimate source of scientific hypotheses. If you believe that the bible is literally true and that the world is less than ten thousand years old and that there was a world wide flood about six thousand years ago, then you could form the hypothesis that the Grand Canyon, (and probably every other major geological feature on the earth), was produced by this flood in a period of only a few years. Sure, why not? It's no more improbable than having an apple fall on your head and forming an hypothesis about gravity.

In fact, most myths are trying to explain something about the real world, some aspect that is not easily understood. In essence, they can be thought of as hypotheses. But of course, in the case of religion, that's where it ends. Just come up with some story that seems to make some sense and decide that everyone has to believe it. Mystery solved.

Unfortunately for Robert, that's only the first step in the scientific method. You see, no matter where your ideas come from, no matter what the inspiration for your hypothesis, you must then test it. For that you need evidence. In the case of the Grand Canyon, many different types of tests have been run, many different types of evidence have been examined. From geology to hydrology to radiometric dating to the investigation of lava flows from volcanic eruptions to the correlation of strata in different parts of the world to examination of fossils, etc. etc. etc. The evidence conclusively falsifies the hypothesis that the Grand Canyon was formed by some kind of flood, any kind of flood. The geology of the area is unique. The combination of uplift and erosion have produced one of the most spectacular features on the face of the planet. We understand in great detail exactly how this happened and the time frame over which it occurred. We don't yet have all of the answers, that's why research continues. But anyone at all familiar with the evidence has justifiably concluded that the biblical "hypothesis" is conclusively falsified.

Now Robert can stammer and crow all he wants to about biblical inspiration or how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. It's all completely irrelevant. What matters is the evidence. EIther the bible was wrong, or maybe, just maybe, there is some deeper truth in the creation myth from which we can all learn something important about the human condition. Demanding that the myth be taken literally, despite all of the evidence to the contrary, not only makes the bible look foolish, but it also robs the myth of any truth, beauty or meaning that the authors originally intended. Now that is a kind of blasphemy. That is hubris on a scale that rivals that of the Grand Canyon itself.

apokryltaros · 20 November 2011

Henry said: Yesterday, on Glenn Beck's radio show, O'Reilly said he invited Rae Emerson to his show, but she declined the invitation. She missed a golden opportunity to demonstrate to his audience where he was inaccurate, but for some reason she didn't take it. Something smells fishy here.
Except that Bill O'Reilly wasn't going to let Rae Emerson have this alleged "golden opportunity." O'Reilly would have used this "golden opportunity" to protect and avenge himself by humiliating Emerson on public tv.

apokryltaros · 20 November 2011

Dave, the Bible being a "perfectly legitimate source of scientific hypotheses" is totally depended on the presupposition that the Bible was originally intended to be a scientific treatise, which it was not.

Henry · 20 November 2011

DS said: I really hate to do this, but I actually agree with Robert here. The bible is a perfectly legitimate source of scientific hypotheses. If you believe that the bible is literally true and that the world is less than ten thousand years old and that there was a world wide flood about six thousand years ago, then you could form the hypothesis that the Grand Canyon, (and probably every other major geological feature on the earth), was produced by this flood in a period of only a few years. Sure, why not? It's no more improbable than having an apple fall on your head and forming an hypothesis about gravity. In fact, most myths are trying to explain something about the real world, some aspect that is not easily understood. In essence, they can be thought of as hypotheses. But of course, in the case of religion, that's where it ends. Just come up with some story that seems to make some sense and decide that everyone has to believe it. Mystery solved. Unfortunately for Robert, that's only the first step in the scientific method. You see, no matter where your ideas come from, no matter what the inspiration for your hypothesis, you must then test it. For that you need evidence. In the case of the Grand Canyon, many different types of tests have been run, many different types of evidence have been examined. From geology to hydrology to radiometric dating to the investigation of lava flows from volcanic eruptions to the correlation of strata in different parts of the world to examination of fossils, etc. etc. etc. The evidence conclusively falsifies the hypothesis that the Grand Canyon was formed by some kind of flood, any kind of flood. The geology of the area is unique. The combination of uplift and erosion have produced one of the most spectacular features on the face of the planet. We understand in great detail exactly how this happened and the time frame over which it occurred. We don't yet have all of the answers, that's why research continues. But anyone at all familiar with the evidence has justifiably concluded that the biblical "hypothesis" is conclusively falsified. Now Robert can stammer and crow all he wants to about biblical inspiration or how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. It's all completely irrelevant. What matters is the evidence. EIther the bible was wrong, or maybe, just maybe, there is some deeper truth in the creation myth from which we can all learn something important about the human condition. Demanding that the myth be taken literally, despite all of the evidence to the contrary, not only makes the bible look foolish, but it also robs the myth of any truth, beauty or meaning that the authors originally intended. Now that is a kind of blasphemy. That is hubris on a scale that rivals that of the Grand Canyon itself.
Here is an example of how the Grand Canyon could have been carved out rapidly. It is only 1/40th the size of the Grand Canyon, but it shows what could happen in only a few days. http://www.icr.org/article/texas-canyons-geologic-catastrophe/

Henry · 20 November 2011

Correction: The 1/40th size was in reference to Mt St Helens' 1982 event.

DS · 20 November 2011

Henry said: Here is an example of how the Grand Canyon could have been carved out rapidly. It is only 1/40th the size of the Grand Canyon, but it shows what could happen in only a few days. http://www.icr.org/article/texas-canyons-geologic-catastrophe/
Really? It was cut out by the magic flood? Then how was it formed? Remember you must explain all of the layers, including the volcanic eruptions between them, as well as the correlation between the layers and the same layers and fossil assemblages elsewhere, sometimes thousands of miles away. Good luck.

Robert Byers · 21 November 2011

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Just Bob · 21 November 2011

Robert Byers said: YEC organized creationism is all about making a case on natural processes or criticizing opponents on same. Its not about religious verses or merely presumptions. Its all about persuading on observation, analysis, etc of the raw data.
Yeah, right. It's hard to believe you're serious, but I guess you are. Poe's Law in action.

dalehusband · 21 November 2011

Robert Byers said: YEC organized creationism is all about making a case on natural processes or criticizing opponents on same. Its not about religious verses or merely presumptions. Its all about persuading on observation, analysis, etc of the raw data.
Falsehood, pure and simple. When the data doesn't fit the claims, YECs just lie about that. Indeed, fraud is all they do.

DS · 21 November 2011

Robert Byers said: Thanks. I would correct that the bible is a legitimate source for hypothesis on the workings of the natural world. Next step being investigation and demonstration that the natural world processes do fit within this biblical presumption. The GC book does this or trys. It also takes on the other hypothesis of slow creation. YEC organized creationism is all about making a case on natural processes or criticizing opponents on same. Its not about religious verses or merely presumptions. Its all about persuading on observation, analysis, etc of the raw data.
Me thinks it missed the point. Me thinks it is a weasel.

Henry · 22 November 2011

DS said:
Henry said: Here is an example of how the Grand Canyon could have been carved out rapidly. It is only 1/40th the size of the Grand Canyon, but it shows what could happen in only a few days. http://www.icr.org/article/texas-canyons-geologic-catastrophe/
Really? It was cut out by the magic flood? Then how was it formed? Remember you must explain all of the layers, including the volcanic eruptions between them, as well as the correlation between the layers and the same layers and fossil assemblages elsewhere, sometimes thousands of miles away. Good luck.
Magic is what Disney does. Breached dams can cut out canyons rapidly, including the Grand Canyon. http://www.icr.org/article/red-rock-pass-spillway-bonneville-flood/

Henry · 22 November 2011

Here's another example of a recent flood changing a landscape.

http://www.icr.org/article/missouri-flood-carves-badlands-landscape/

Mike Elzinga · 22 November 2011

Henry said: Here's another example of a recent flood changing a landscape. http://www.icr.org/article/missouri-flood-carves-badlands-landscape/
The ICR, AiG and the DI put up these “amulets” so that followers will buy them and wear them as “protection” out in the “evil world.” But in reality they are just sheep bells being placed on sheep going to the slaughter. And these bells are “bellwethers” that allow their creators to test ideas in the outside world without getting slaughtered themselves.

apokryltaros · 22 November 2011

Henry said: Magic is what Disney does. Breached dams can cut out canyons rapidly, including the Grand Canyon. http://www.icr.org/article/red-rock-pass-spillway-bonneville-flood/
Except that you are, in fact, invoking magic to explain the formation of the Grand Canyon. Geological features formed by a dam breach look very different than the Grand Canyon, which was eroded over the course of several million years. Dam breach style erosions have smooth features, with no pinnacles, like those seen in the Washington Scablands from Lake Misoula. That, and why should we assume that the Grand Canyon was not formed through direct magical intervention by God if you're also claiming that all of the strata seen in the Grand Canyon was also lain down in the Great Flood, at the same time it was being eroded away?

Dave Luckett · 22 November 2011

The Grand Canyon is sinuous, twisting, very deep and very steep. It is caused by erosion through successive beds of hard sedimentary rock by one single stream and its tributaries. It never formed, could never have been formed, by a single rush of water. Breakouts erode, sure they do, but they don't erode like that. They produce straighter channels, washout fans and breakaways, without tributary streams. These features are present at the various breakouts the IC tries to present as being formed like the Grand Canyon. They show that the Grand Canyon wasn't formed like that.

The successive sedimentary beds of the Colorado Plateau could never have been formed by hydrogolic sorting, because they form absolutely distinct strata with clear-cut horizons, with denser strata superimposed on less dense. That can't happen in a single event. Can't. Single sedimentation with hydrogolic sorting produces a graduation from heaviest and coarsest elements at the bottom to lightest and finest at the top, in a continuity. Stratification as seen in the Grand Canyon can only be caused by many inundations over immense amounts of time, each sedimentation already formed when the next begins.

The uplift of the Colorado Plateau to its current heights, a movement that continues, and can be and has been measured, can and does explain the course of the Colorado River, but only if that movement is carried back in time about twenty million years, a figure which is corroborated by investigation of the alluvial fans at successive mouths of the river.

Which means that the strata of the Colorado Plateau were in place twenty million years ago, and the river began flowing when the uplift produced both the slope and the relief rainfall to allow it. The rocks themselves are immensely older.

The book "The Grand Canyon: An Alternative View" is not an alternative view unless it were one formed by ignoring facts and substituting successive layers of fantasy, easily falsified by observing the real river and the real rocks. It is nothing but sectarian religion tricked up in sciency-sounding language and glorious photography, but it's as false as a doxy's smile. The actual geologists associated with it are beyond shame, but shame on them anyway.

apokryltaros · 22 November 2011

Dave Luckett said: The book "The Grand Canyon: An Alternative View" is not an alternative view unless it were one formed by ignoring facts and substituting successive layers of fantasy, easily falsified by observing the real river and the real rocks. It is nothing but sectarian religion tricked up in sciency-sounding language and glorious photography, but it's as false as a doxy's smile. The actual geologists associated with it are beyond shame, but shame on them anyway.
In other words, all of the so-called "scientists" in The Grand Canyon: An Alternative View all invoke to explain how and why the Great Flood eroded the Grand Canyon while simultaneously forming the plateau it is carved into.

Henry · 26 November 2011

apokryltaros said:
Henry said: Magic is what Disney does. Breached dams can cut out canyons rapidly, including the Grand Canyon. http://www.icr.org/article/red-rock-pass-spillway-bonneville-flood/
Except that you are, in fact, invoking magic to explain the formation of the Grand Canyon. Geological features formed by a dam breach look very different than the Grand Canyon, which was eroded over the course of several million years. Dam breach style erosions have smooth features, with no pinnacles, like those seen in the Washington Scablands from Lake Misoula. That, and why should we assume that the Grand Canyon was not formed through direct magical intervention by God if you're also claiming that all of the strata seen in the Grand Canyon was also lain down in the Great Flood, at the same time it was being eroded away?
I haven't claimed the strata in the Grand Canyon and the erosion of it were the same event. They were two events, Noah's flood and the breach of a dam, probably at the end of Ice Age.

co · 27 November 2011

Henry said: I haven't claimed the strata in the Grand Canyon and the erosion of it were the same event. They were two events, Noah's flood and the breach of a dam, probably at the end of Ice Age.
Erm... a) When was Noah's flood, Henry? b) When was the [last] ice age? c) Where was this dam, and in which direction did the water flow? d) Why, if those successive layers were put down in some sort of global flood, do we not see those layers everywhere? e) (to help with (d)) At what elevation was the Colorado Plateau during the "flood" and during the dam break?

apokryltaros · 27 November 2011

co said:
Henry said: I haven't claimed the strata in the Grand Canyon and the erosion of it were the same event. They were two events, Noah's flood and the breach of a dam, probably at the end of Ice Age.
Erm... a) When was Noah's flood, Henry? b) When was the [last] ice age? c) Where was this dam, and in which direction did the water flow? d) Why, if those successive layers were put down in some sort of global flood, do we not see those layers everywhere? e) (to help with (d)) At what elevation was the Colorado Plateau during the "flood" and during the dam break?
More importantly, where in the Bible does it state all of this? Can you answer that, henry? After all, you do think that the Bible is also a scientific treatise that magically trumps all of science and reality.

apokryltaros · 27 November 2011

So, henry, where in the Bible did it even mention an Ice Age, let alone state that the plateau the Grand Canyon is carved into was lain down "during the Ice Age"?

Where in the Bible did it state to assume that the Grand Canyon was the result of a dam breach, even though the Grand Canyon looks nothing like a typical dam breach-eroded canyon?

Scott F · 27 November 2011

Henry said: Magic is what Disney does. Breached dams can cut out canyons rapidly, including the Grand Canyon. http://www.icr.org/article/red-rock-pass-spillway-bonneville-flood/
Actually, we have known examples of gorges carved by floods from breached dams at the end of the last ice age (15,000 years ago): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missoula_Floods http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drumheller_Channels http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia_River Not surprisingly, the resulting landscape looks a lot like the images posted on the ICR web site of recent, smaller flooding events. Unfortunately for "Flood Geology", the Columbia River basin, now known to have been carved by sudden floods, doesn't look anything like the Grand Canyon or its environs. And notice that scientists proposed the Missoula Flood hypothesis. Their ideas weren't rejected by the "established" scientific consensus, they weren't censored. Because, the new ideas came with evidence, and the new ideas explained the existing evidence better than the previous theory. Though it did take Bretz a long time and a lot of data to convince people, he didn't invoke the Bible or Noah's flood to account for his evidence. Just hard, persistent field work, evidence, and reason. No biblical magic was required.

DS · 27 November 2011

Scott F said: And notice that scientists proposed the Missoula Flood hypothesis. Their ideas weren't rejected by the "established" scientific consensus, they weren't censored. Because, the new ideas came with evidence, and the new ideas explained the existing evidence better than the previous theory. Though it did take Bretz a long time and a lot of data to convince people, he didn't invoke the Bible or Noah's flood to account for his evidence. Just hard, persistent field work, evidence, and reason. No biblical magic was required.
You would think that they would get the hint by now. If they want their ideas to be accepted by the scientific community, all they need is evidence. And yet, every single one of them refuses to even look for any evidence. They make whole careers out of ignoring evidence. Now why do you suppose that is?