andEvolution is "going to be taught as fact, and everyone knows it's not fact," said Dennis Bennett, the superintendent in Dixie County, west of Gainesville. "There's holes in it you can drive a truck through.
"We just wanted to get it on the record that we're a Judeo-Christian community, and we believe in academic freedom," Bennett said.
Keep those references coming, as they provide a clear understanding of what is meant by these resolutions, a topic which may come up in a possible lawsuit.Most of the resolutions have nearly identical wording. Some object to the characterization of evolution as something other than a "theory." Others ask that alternative theories be included. "I'm a Christian. And I believe I was created by God, and that I didn't come from an amoeba or a monkey," said Ken Hall, a School Board member in Madison County, east of Tallahassee. The St. John's resolution says the standards should "allow for balanced, objective and intellectually open instruction" that doesn't treat evolution as "dogmatic fact." "Anybody with half a brain can see that natural selection takes place," said Beverly Slough, a St. John's board member who is president-elect of the Florida School Boards Association. "But to make great leaps from a fish to a man ... the fossil record doesn't support all that."
51 Comments
Eamon Knight · 24 January 2008
Someone remind me: the intent of an action counts before the courts, when determining whether it represents an entanglement with religion, right?
Guess the lawyers, as well as vetting the resolution, should have advised the board members to keep their big yaps shut.
Henry J · 24 January 2008
Michael Buratovich · 24 January 2008
These poor students are going to receive a substandard science education because some local school boards-people want to monkey with state-wide standards that scientists and educators spent months writing. Does that mean that the state standards are perfect? Almost certainly not, but they are probably five-hundred times better than anything someone not involved in the scientific or educational enterprises could come up with in the same amount of time.
Students should be taught the framework presently used by laboratory and field scientists to address biological questions. Anything else is a waste of precious classroom time.
Registered User · 24 January 2008
“I’m a Christian. And I believe I was created by God, and that I didn’t come from an amoeba or a monkey,” said Ken Hall
Most likely, Mr. Hall came from a pair of humans of the sub-species Fundamentalus ignoramus.
Mike O'Risal · 24 January 2008
Grrrr... that Bennett guy is seriously education-deficient. Not only can't he tell valid scientific theory from a hole in the ground, he can't even conjugate verbs properly in English.
It's "There ARE holes," not "There IS holes."
How does a guy who fails science and English get to be the superintendent of a school district? Was he selected based on having more remaining teeth than the other candidates?
I know a good hole that he ought to try driving his truck into.
skyotter · 24 January 2008
"Dear Florida,
Ix-nay on the Od-gay. Remember, we're still trying to get past the Lemon Test.
Many thanks,
The Discovery Institute"
Nate · 24 January 2008
Looking through some of the comments and threads both here and at Florida Citizens of Science, I have a new map of FL counties.
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/3001/flantievolutionr2un4.jpg
Flint · 24 January 2008
I hope I live long enough to see how this particular campaign ultimately plays out. Granted, in light-turnout races with minimal media coverage (like school board elections), an ounce of investment can buy a ton of PR, and pack the boards with zealous ignorami. And the effect, in practice, is what we used to call a consciousness-raising experience. Which means, a whole lot of people formerly unaware of the entire business find themselves polarized, and some of them even find themselves informed. The silent majority is awakened and mobilized.
But this is perhaps a dangerous strategy - I don't think anyone really knows (except for some rather dubious polls) where this sleeping giant will tromp. And Lenny Flank, bless his soul, points out that creationists always shoot themselves in the foot. Their most visible, quoteworthy spokesfolk are guaranteed to trumpet stonking ignorance, of the "my grampaw wasn't no ape" variety. These good citizens know only one way to ward off the subversive evil of knowledge -- they wave their bibles at it. Courts tend to notice this, and for some reason associate their political goals with religious motivations.
So I wonder when the DI will notice that their target audience, unsophisticated in the ways of gaming the judges, just can't ever keep their Jesus under their hats. How many jurisdictions will have definitive decisions decoding the DI's codewords for creationism and prohibiting them, before the DI is obliged to adopt a somewhat less two-faced strategy, more in keeping with the instincts of the rubes?
Jake · 24 January 2008
I believe I was created by god
Yes, I believe He created mostly morons ...
Tom G · 24 January 2008
As they say, Southern Florida is "Northen", and Northern Florida is "Southern". This is nothing new and should come as no surprise.
Tom
JohnK · 24 January 2008
Dixie County? Real Life trumps Fiction again.
Will there be balconies in the courthouse?
JakeS · 24 January 2008
Whenever a creationist superintendent or school board member mentions "holes big enough to drive a truck through" I think they should be asked what those holes are. I predict that they will answer with either: a) "why are there still monkeys", 2nd law of thermodynamics, or some other bit of utter ignorance that reveals just how inadequate science education actually is; or b) attack the questioner's assumed political stance, supposed worthiness in the eyes of God, or patriotism.
FL · 24 January 2008
Red Right Hand · 24 January 2008
“I’m a Christian. And I believe I was created by God, and that I didn’t come from an amoeba or a monkey”
I love the smell of religious fundamentalism in federal court. It smells like...victory.
CJO · 24 January 2008
FL, what does the word "prebiotic" mean to you?
David Stanton · 24 January 2008
Well I think these guys should be free to pass any resolutions they want. I think we should also be free to make them public knowledge so that everyone can decide for themselves whether they want to live (or continue to live) in such a county.
Of course, there will be consequences to these actions. First, they will have violated the Constitution of the United States and will therefore have to form a new nation. Second, their students will probably be denied entry into medical schools and universities across the country.
Seriously, why don't we get an official statement from the University of Florida stating what the entrance requirements are for Biology majors? These people will then have to choose whether they want to belong to the ignorant masses or join the modern world. Personally, I don't have a problem with anyone remaining willfully ignorant, as long as they don't try to tell me what I have to believe or teach.
Matthew Lowry · 24 January 2008
waldteufel · 24 January 2008
It's going to get tough for the science illiterates churned out by the
Florida schools.
They already have one of the poorest science education programs in the country, and they on on-track to be at the bottom of the heap.
That should please our troglodyte troll FL.
Mike O'Risal · 24 January 2008
Psssst...
Nobody tell FL that we have a good enough handle on this stuff to have constructed a functioning bacterial chromosome from scratch over in Maryland, OK?
Or that a paper was recently published demonstrating a transitional form in a living organism that has one foot in RNA world and still carries out some of its genomic functions the REALLY old fashioned way.
Or that short-duration self-replicating oligonucleotides were first produced in a laboratory in 1993, as I recall.
Or that we know how at least one nucleotide, adenosine, can be produced from cyanide and ammonia in extremely low temperature environments and that we keep finding all sorts of organic precursors scattered throughout the galaxy every time we look at some obscure cloud of interstellar gas.
I mean, it's not like we actually know anything, so don't let on to FL.
Not that any of it matters for evolutionary theory, of course, but even the misdirected attacks about abiogenesis increasingly don't hold water. But you know these whackadoodles; they get this stuff in their heads and nothing in the universe will ever convince them of anything else.
Stanton · 24 January 2008
Jorde · 24 January 2008
Dan meagher · 24 January 2008
Oh no; I live here, (Orlando; not so bad you say? Ha!).
I've written twice recently to the local rag, but they keep publishing "both sides" by printing letters that could have been written by Ken Hall (bless his soul).
part of what keeps this whole charade (Fundamentalist doctrine as science alternative) going is the unwillingness of the elites and the opinion-makers to stick their neck out for the truth. Church is big down here; you will be ostracized for supporting evolution (atheism). so the local paper is silent - although props to the St. Pete Times for stickin' it to the man.
Dan meagher · 24 January 2008
FL;
curious:
- why are there no giraffes in the Americas?, or kangaroos in Africa?
any thoughts on that?
How about potatoes in Europe? or tomatoes in Italy?
I know, there are NOW - why were there none before Columbus?
Simple question, can you answer it?
I can; not 'cause I'm smart,
Darwin did it for me.
Dan
apollo230 · 24 January 2008
I wonder what the big deal is - after all, how many kids really absorb the content of their science classes?
Stanton · 24 January 2008
Flint · 24 January 2008
John Pieret · 24 January 2008
Ravilyn Sanders · 24 January 2008
Alan C. · 24 January 2008
Flint · 24 January 2008
With all the publicity, and especially with all the attempts to get this evolution stuff out of the classrooms, I imagine interest among students will be heightened. Certainly most kids I know would be eager to see what a whole lot of adults don't want them to see. All we need now is science teachers who don't moonlight teaching creationism in Sunday school. Might be hard to find these in North Florida.
Alan C. · 24 January 2008
raven · 24 January 2008
soteos · 24 January 2008
I have an idea. How about all board members voting on evolution be required to take a test to show that they at least understand it. Anyone who doesn't understand it, doesn't get to vote. They don't have to believe it, only demonstrate that they know at least the basic principles. Board members should not be able to get away with ousting evolution when they can't even define it.
JakeS · 25 January 2008
Nigel D · 25 January 2008
Nigel D · 25 January 2008
TomS · 25 January 2008
I am not a lawyer, but...
Regarding the Lemon test, and its concern with whether the action of the state has the intent of furthering religion...
I believe that Justice Scalia has indicated that he would like to get rid of the Lemon test, and, in particular, that "intent" concern.
If this ever gets to the Supreme Court, I would expect that Scalia would be very happy to use such a case. And he may have a majority on his side, now.
David Stanton · 25 January 2008
Soteos wrote:
"I have an idea. How about all board members voting on evolution be required to take a test to show that they at least understand it. Anyone who doesn’t understand it, doesn’t get to vote."
I remember an episode of Third Rock where Dick is incredulous that everyone gets one vote, even if they don't know anything about what they are voting on.
Unfortunately, this is the way that democracy works in this country. Probably because of the problems caused by literacy requirements in the past. Presumably school board members know what they are doing because they are elected officials. Unfortunately, the people who vote for them may or may not know anything either.
As I said, everyone has the right to willful ignorance. I certainly won't stand in their way if they choose that path. However, there will be consequences imposed by harsh realities and I don't want to have to pay for the willful ignorance of others. If they insist on ignoring the Constitution, let them get their own country to ruin.
John Pieret · 25 January 2008
Matthew Lowry · 26 January 2008
David B. Benson · 26 January 2008
In vol. 41 #4 (2007) of Caltech News there is quite an encouraging article about teaching high school teachers (in Southern California) about botany and a variety of experiments which illuminate other aspects of biology via growing plants, easy and safe for the high school setting.
Here are the California standards:
http://www.cde.ca.gov/be/st/ss/scbiology.asp
Note the impressive section on evolution!
Dan meagher · 26 January 2008
Hey FL;
any thoughts on the tomatoes?
I was intrigued to discover that the tomato was not introduced to Italy until after the discovery of the New World. Isn't that fascinating? I cannot imagine Italian cuisine without tomatoes, and yet, it existed for thousands of years...
But why were there no tomatoes in Europe before Columbus?
that is the question that, as far as I can tell, simply has no answer in the Bible.
Tell me where I am wrong.
Dan
Stacy S. · 26 January 2008
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Alan C. · 27 January 2008
David Stanton · 27 January 2008
Pole Greaser Wrote:
"Heck, the prophet Darwin can’t even compete with Britney Spears, much less Jesus Christ! Ergo, Darwinists need a monopoly on taxpayer-funded educational institutions to evangelize, where everybody must pay and you can’t turn it off or change the channel!"
So, I guess then you would be against Christianity being taught in public school science classes. Looks like this is your motivation not that of scientists. Your religion can't compete with science, or other religions for that matter. That's why you want your religion taught in public school science classes. Why isn't your tax-free church enough? WHy are you so afraid that students will learn the truth?
Nigel D · 28 January 2008
Alan C. and David Stanton, please note that Pole Greaser is a sad loser who does not actually believe what he/she posts here. (S)he never answers questions, and never makes any effort to either engagae in a debate or become informed. (S)he is just trying to yank your chain.
Ignore it, and it might go away.
David Stanton · 29 January 2008
Nigel,
I guess you are right. On various threads he has claimed that anything that is not "random" is "intelligent" and that anyone who does not share his religious beliefs should be his slave. Either he is a raving lunatic or someone trying to make religion look bad with nonsensical arguments. Either way, I guess it is no use responding to such delusional crap.
As others have pointed out, someone may even be trying to soil the bad name of "Pole Grteaser" even further by using his posting name to spout absurd nonsense. Of course, when you can't tell, that kind of means he had it coming I guess.
Tim J · 2 February 2008
Yes because Pole Greaser has different views from me he must be a bigot..
Ban him!
ben · 2 February 2008
Tim J, why don't you head over to the ID sites and see whole points of view banned and entire unfavorable threads deleted because they don't unambiguously cheerlead for the ID viewpoint. Nobody wants PG banned for what he thinks, but because he's an obvious troll who has no intention of contributing to the discussion and is likely just here to stir the pot with provocative, intentionally inflammatory hateful rhetoric which he himself probably doesn't believe.
Better, why don't you try criticizing--or even commenting--on their practices of deleting opposing arguments, and see how long your comment lasts before it's deleted and you are banned from posting again.