
On June 17, I had the opportunity to return to Ken Ham's House of (take your pick - Horrors, Thrills, Bible Stories) and really poke around the place. My friends
Jason,
Tara, and
Wesley were there, along with some other great folk. I really learned a lot from the place, and I thought I would share some of my adventures with readers. Let's take a look. (Warning - lots of images below the fold, may load slowly, especially for dial-up connections.)
The entrance to the parking lot was enticing -- after all, who doesn't like dinosaurs.

As I was saying, there were lots of educational features in the museum. I can't remember everything, but some things just, like, stuck in my brain. Like how dangerous human reasoning is.

Or how Pangea formed and broke up all while underwater.

And I never knew the real story of weeds.

What with the dinosaurs on the prowl, I was sure relieved to learn about how they were plant eaters.

Of course, I had to check it out for myself.

But something must have gone wrong (I heard some screaming about some sort of fall) -- talk about close calls!

There were more attractions, of course. I was hoping that Adam would give me a really cool name in the Garden of Eden (not that Steve Steve is bad, but, I think, Grizzly Steve would be over the top).

And the Ark -- I knew where I was staying on that boat. Upper level, off the floor with all that animal mess.

Of course, there were some pretty powerful historical lessons. Like the Scopes Trial.

And learning about the evils of evolution -- that's some bad stuff ...

Of course, with all that excitement, one is sure to work up an appetite. They've got that covered as well.

I have to admit that the best part was the company I was keeping.

All in all, it was quite a visit. I'm not sure I'd take the kids (I could swear that Mel Gibson designed and directed some of the displays and videos -- definitely not for the squeamish), and I sorta think I'd rather spend my money for the privilege of
petting sharks. But, hey, I've got an audience, and they need to know what's inside (and what they're not missing ...).
42 Comments
DL · 24 June 2007
Amazing! And besiders detractors they actually get people there? Unbelievable!
Reed A. Cartwright · 24 June 2007
I love the group picture at the end.
IamSpartacus · 24 June 2007
I love the "Evils of Human Reasoning" theme.
Isn't it funny that the creationists blast human reasoning--the language of science--yet turn around and use it when criticizing Evolution (with Intelligent Design)?
It's not like you'll ever hear a scientist talk about gravity in terms of good or evil--the language of religion. Using one type of language to talk about a wholly different concept would just be silly.
Martin Wagner · 24 June 2007
Isn't it funny that the creationists blast human reasoning---the language of science---yet turn around and use it when criticizing Evolution (with Intelligent Design)
I think you mean misuse it, but your point is taken.
What amuses me no end about fundies is that, on the one hand, they disdain science because of its annoying habit of throwing cold water on their precious superstitions. On the other hand, they recognize in science the necessary agent of prestige one needs to have one's views accepted by the educated in a post-Enlightenment, rational society. So the gobbledygook they come up with in the act of mangling science to promote their ideologies is truly awe inspiring to behold.
Jason Rosenhouse · 24 June 2007
They only got my eyes and nose? Is there no end to their treachery!
Sir_Toejam · 24 June 2007
coulda been worse; Steve Steve might have been sitting on top of her head.
dan · 24 June 2007
ya but, Jason....the rainbow ends at YOU
lamuella · 24 June 2007
"Isn't it funny that the creationists blast human reasoning---the language of science---yet turn around and use it when criticizing Evolution (with Intelligent Design)?"
I mist have missed the point where an intelligent design advocate used reasoning skills. Do you have a link?
Richard · 25 June 2007
Was that Adam sculpture anatomically correct?
FanBoy · 25 June 2007
Besides, Jason... you're no Tara either.
RBH · 25 June 2007
Something that's not been mentioned in the various posts on the Creamuseum as far as I've seen is its organization. Rather than being able to wander pretty much ad lib, one was pretty much confined to a definite route. It was hard to freelance around in it out of that route. I haven't thought about the organization and implications of that route much -- anyone else?
AJ · 25 June 2007
I just love the way that they admit in huge posters that they don't give any credence to human reasoning. I mean, we know that's how many of them think, but I laughed when I saw that they freely admitted it!!
Ron Okimoto · 25 June 2007
So the AIG is in the camp where the continents moved during the flood, so how did all the animals get back to where they belonged? How did the marsupials get back to Australia where the fossils of their ancestors got burried? Where did all the heat go? How did the crust keep from melting and the water not boil off? Did they have any explanations?
There was some creationists claiming that the continents moved after the flood and took all the animals with them, but they must be in the minority.
What happened to the creationists that used to claim that continental drift was bogus? Weren't Morris and Gish in that camp?
pwe · 25 June 2007
Gerard Harbison · 25 June 2007
Still, it must have been a relief for Steve Steve to find out his ancestors were Specially Created, and he's not a cousin to those scuzzy and far less cute red pandas.
Tim Tesar · 25 June 2007
Hey Steve, thanks for the report. Would you please explain how you were able to cavort about the displays so much without being harassed by museum staff? Thanks.
nate · 25 June 2007
awesome museum... it is about time someone questioned the religion of evolution... amazing how scientists can criticize creationism and yet have so much faith to believe the pieced together mess that evolution is... I am glad you spent money and supported the museum though, take your kids back someday and let them know there are alternate theories on the origins of the earth and maybe when your religion will be exposed for what it is. You may find it won't be accepted as scientific fact when people find out there are alternate theories out there and see the many holes and missing links in evolution.
How can evolutionists explain the nature that happened following the Mt. St. helens eruption? Coal being formed in a few years instead of millions of years, canyons with rivers down the middle created in seconds and not millions of years, fossilized trees in seconds... the list goes on and on
the normal response from "scientists"... "What eruption?"
Kristine · 25 June 2007
Oh yeah, nate, I just put some dirt in my microwave and it forms charcoal in seconds. Yeah.
And I never knew the real story of weeds.
Forget that - what's the real story of weed? I quit cold turkey years ago, but I'll try what nate's smoking. Does Hammie grow it?
ckerst · 25 June 2007
What did dino's eat? If they weren't subject to death why would they eat anything? There would be no need to eat to sustain life if your could never end.
IamSpartacus · 25 June 2007
No no, lamuella.
When I used "it" in my previous comment, I neglected to include the word "try"--as in "try to use [reasoning]" (Like the whole mess about the C-value paradox Intelligent Designers are currently espousing).
I just meant that it's silly to hear them try and use reason-based scientific language to give support to non-scientific faith-based ideas
Also, Steve-Steve certainly gets around. Quite the popular Panda.
David Stanton · 25 June 2007
Nate,
Got any references for any of that, (from the scientific peer-reviewed literature). Or did you (or someone else) just make all that stuff up?
Glen Davidson · 25 June 2007
Peter Henderson · 25 June 2007
Science Avenger · 25 June 2007
Jedidiah Palosaari · 25 June 2007
Wow. There are a lot of pandas at the museum...
deejay · 25 June 2007
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida baby, don't you know I'll always be true."
Well, some will always be more true than others. ;)
Glenn Branch · 25 June 2007
Peter Henderson · 25 June 2007
Thanks for the info. Glenn. I'll have to order 2 or 3. One for myself, and a couple for the kids !
Stephen has been to the dinosaur display at the Ulster museum on at least one occasion with his school, so hopefully he's grasped the concept of "millions of years". The museum is closed for refurbishment at the moment, but when it re-opens I'll take Michael (my other son) along as well. His teacher tells me in his school report that he's a keen scientist !
Art · 25 June 2007
Peter Henderson · 25 June 2007
C Welch · 25 June 2007
"Of course it's NOT Adam and Steve...It's Adam and Stephen."
-David Rakoff
Lance Wilson · 25 June 2007
A little troll going by the name of nate wrote:
"How can evolutionists explain the nature that happened following the Mt. St. Helen's eruption? Coal being formed in a few years instead of millions of years, canyons with rivers down the middle created in seconds and not millions of years, fossilized trees in seconds... the list goes on and on ....the normal response from "scientists"... "What eruption?""
Based on the absurdity of your pathetic statement, I must wonder if you actually visited Mount St Helens, or are you merely repeating the drivel that was spooned fed to you.
Of course I find it amazing how on the one hand, geologists had studied Mount St Helens before (including accurately predicting what would happen in 1980, except for the landslide and the lateral blast) and after the 1980 eruption, were suddenly too "stupid" to understand the eruption.
Here is a direct response. First, there are no comparisons to Step Canyon (What YECers like to call the "Little Grand Canyon") and the (real) Grand Canyon. Step Canyon goes through fields of unconsolidated pyroclastic flow deposits that is subject to easy erosion from the wet Pacific Northwest climate and there is a 2000 foot elevation drop within 1 mile, further adding to the erosion. The claim that there are fossilized trees at Mount St Helens is also nonsense. The trees in Spirit Lake has not fossilized because there had been no exchange of silica and since Spirit Lake has no silica, it is very unlikely that any of the trees in the lake will fossilized anytime soon. Mount St Helens had been active for 50,000 years and there are buried trees around the mountain from past eruptions and mudflows(about 17 explosive eruptions in the last 4,000 years), but none of these trees have fossilized either. They have however, served as a useful tool date previous eruptions of the mountain. Finally, I would hold off on filing a mining claim at Spirit Lake for coal. The bottom of the lake is 33 degrees F, which is far to cold for the microbe activity needed to form peat, let alone coal.
Of course Nate, you would know this, if you actually bothered to read the hundreds of USGS publications on Mount St Helens, the hundreds more of the peer reviewed studies published about the mountain, or had merely paid a visit to Johnston Ridge Observatory and talked to one of the Rangers working at the Mount St Helens National Volcanic Monument. So, before you grace us with your opinion, I recommend you get a clue first.
Lance Wilson · 25 June 2007
PS -- Sorry about skipping a word in my reference to using buried trees at Mount St Helens to assign dates to previous eruptions. The correct phrase should had been, "They have however, served as a useful tool to date previous eruptions of the mountain." I guess I allowed my anger to get the better of me.
By the way, Prof. Steve-Steve I enjoyed the photos. Thanks to you and others who bravely walked into Ken Ham's Museum of Propaganda, I no longer need to leave my beloved Mount St Helens (I live within 35 miles of the mountain) to make the 2,500 mile drive to Kentucky, just to be preached at.
Thank you Steve-Steve for your bravery.
Lance Wilson · 25 June 2007
Sorry about the error in my description of using buried trees at Mount St Helens as a dating tool of previous eruptions. The correct phrase should had been "They have however, served as a useful tool to date previous eruptions of the mountain." I guess I allowed Nate's comment to get the better of me.
By the way, thank you Prof. Steve-Steve for your bravery. Between your photographs and those of others, I no longer need to leave my beloved Mount St Helens area to make the 2,500 mile drive to Ken Hams Hall of Propaganda.
Gary Hurd · 26 June 2007
As Art pointed out, modern museum display design is intended to move groups of people through in fairly short amounts of time. Studies have actually been done on how many seconds people will look at a given case, or panel. The leading research on crowd flow control was by theme parks and malls.
When you have four to six elementry school classes (just two or three buses from one schol)in your museum you need them to move through the display area without overlapping, or needing to cross through each other. Adding schools makes this all the more important. Training docents can work in two ways; either try to make "specialists," or provide a sequential presentation they can all learn. The latter is the easiest.
VJB · 27 June 2007
Lovely group photo at the end. Nice to see our kind of folks all together having a good time. But better not let Ann Althouse see Tara standing out front in the middle in 3/4 profile looking pretty durn cute. Tara might get yelled at for possessing some secondary sexual attributes ( see for example http://www.madkane.com/ann-althouse.html).
Ryan Nolan · 28 June 2007
wow nice panda
Ryan Nolan · 28 June 2007
wow nice panda
dbetger · 29 June 2007
Rather than being able to wander pretty much ad lib, one was pretty much confined to a definite route. It was hard to freelance around in it out of that route. I haven't thought about the organization and implications of that route much --- anyone else?
No worries; I'm sure the route was intelligently designed.
Bruce Thompson GQ · 30 June 2007
If there truly were post fall panda eating dinosaurs as depicted it would certainly explain the extinction of the recently discovered early pygmy pandas fossil remains in China (1) . These diminutive pandas were at clear disadvantage in their environment, perhaps existing solely as a food source for some species of dinosaur. This would help explain the loss of at least one species of dinosaurs in Ken Ham's timeline. It was the loss of little pandas as a food source that brought the mighty dinosaurs to extinction. Of course now there is a PR nightmare, competition between cute dinosaurs and cuddly pandas, one of which is eating the other.
Delta Pi Gamma (Scientia et Fermentum)
Mel · 10 July 2007
The ridiculousness of this museum has finally pushed me to join American Atheists. They haven't "converted and collected" me!
Bob · 15 April 2009
Here is something else that shows that the flood never happened, Mammoths found frozen in ice with undigested grass still in there guts!