I guess teleportation is a purely natural process and God is of course equivalent with ID. Thank you Bill for a good laugh. Jpark expresses some concernsIf the challenge below were met, would it be evidence for ID or for teleportation?
— WAD
Shudder, those nasty dragons... Hmm a supernatural designer sending a mythological creature, what a thought. It's good to see Bill spend his time on 'cutting edge' ID research though.Look at these guy's mocking God... They better hope that God doesn't put something like a Dragon or something in there.
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Wing|esS · 15 January 2007
Even if one assumed the existance of a "God" it is not necessary for the "God" to create creatures out of thin air, nor has it ever been stated in the Bible (for anti-christians) that "God" caused lightning to strike the ground and behold a new creature appeared. (sudden insertion of matter into 3 dimensional space causes an explosion, making it a scientifically inpractical method of creation) Either way, while hypothetically if a "God" exists he might be able to perform such a feat, I don't think most religions have a God that performs circus tricks.
""My friend," replied Brown, with equal seriousness, "there is one mark of all genuine religions: materialism. Now, devil-worship is a perfectly genuine religion."" - GK Chesterton
In almost every way Christians are materialists. Just not strict materialists.
Sounder · 15 January 2007
Duncan Buell · 15 January 2007
Actually, this is a takeoff from an old parody of mathematics papers called "The mathematical theory of big game hunting." The paper lists a number of methods for hunting lions in the desert. One such is to build a cage, enter the cage, and then do a 1/z inversion of the Riemann sphere, thus putting all the lions (that used to be outside the cage) into the cage, and the cage builder outside, because outside becomes inside and vice versa.
The picture here is based on the modern physics method for hunting lions: Build a cage in the desert. According to the deep laws of physics, quantum stuff, Schroedinger, etc. ("To be a physicist you must sign in blood that you won't be troubled by things that make no sense and can't be understood."--Ed Fredkin), there is a finite *but most assuredly nonzero* probability that a lion will appear inside the cage. One need only sit down and wait for that outcome.
Tukla in Iowa · 15 January 2007
Hey, my cubicle!
Tukla in Iowa · 15 January 2007
Meaning?
Meaning no matter how much they talk about faith and miracles, most of them will take the pills their doctor gives them and won't step in front of moving trucks.
Tukla in Iowa · 15 January 2007
I don't think most religions have a God that performs circus tricks.
Well, certainly not while any of us are looking. We sure hear about the tricks we've missed, though.
Donald M · 15 January 2007
What's so "confusing" about Dembski's comment on this cartoon? Such a ludicrous 'challenge' deserves an equally ludicrous response.
Monado · 15 January 2007
I don't know if this would be allowed in an Intelligent Design lab. I was reading "Uncommon Descent" the other day and when someone who agreed with ID suggested a possible test for an ID mechanism, that was treated as some kind of disloyalty to ID. I'm afraid the cultures are too different for meaningful communication. It was mixed in with the usual insults to the 'other side,' from which I wish we would all just refrain. It's almost impossible to solve a dispute over the 'Net and way to easy to throw insults and relax in a glow of self-satisfaction.
PvM · 15 January 2007
GuyJ · 15 January 2007
Empty cage? I see the invisible pink unicorn in there.
GuyJ · 15 January 2007
Empty cage? I see the Invisible Pink Unicorn in there!
Chris · 15 January 2007
I'm just a layman, but I think I understand that certain people misconstrue the 2nd law of thermodynamics when they don't realize that without it there's nothing to fuel biology. But, what about the whole? I mean, since the 2nd law also fuels stars, galaxies, etc., and if the universe as a whole is a closed system, then, isn't the universe as a whole gradually losing it's capacity to fuel (anything)?
If so, then wouldn't that mean that the universe could not have existed forever, because if it had it would have 'run out of gas' by now? And, would such considerations also apply to a 'multiverse' or, would it be said that such a thing would have laws that don't require fuel to get work done, or, that fuel is somehow (like a perpetual motion machine?) eternally replenished, or...?
If the answer to this is something like the mulitiverse got fuel from prior multiverses, etc., then does the fallacy of infinite regress come into play here? I mean, is it OK to ask where everything came from in the first place?
gbusch · 15 January 2007
Wouldn't it be truly amazing if the FSM appeared?
Rich · 15 January 2007
I think this represents the difference in points of view between scientists and IDiots pretty well.
Even as UD mocks the picture, they cannot begin to conceive of the huge timescales and massive parallelisms associated with biology (and probably abiogenisis). Of course they can't address the joke -- it falls completely outside their worldview.
demallien · 15 January 2007
Well, it's good to see that at least someone is doing some experiments for Intelligent Design. :-) Of course, if Dembski doesn't like this one, he only has to setup his own set of experiments> smrf. bwa hah. bwa hah hah! BwahHah Hah hah Hah. HA HA HAH HA HAH HA HA.
Peter · 15 January 2007
HAHA! This is the best experiment they've had so far.
And as a music theory guy, I'm so glad someone brought up Riemann.
k.e. · 16 January 2007
Bill could always test the efficacy of prayer, that would kill 2 fallacies with one cage....or does Bill lack faith as well?
But yeah Bill, teleportation is the go all you have to do is sneak in after hours and push the teleporter in between the bars.
How about claiming airborne bacteria, after all as a professional arm waver and spin Dr. Docktor.... you would have no trouble justifying it now would you.
Popper's ghost · 16 January 2007
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gengar · 16 January 2007
Donald M · 16 January 2007
Randi Mooney · 16 January 2007
If the challenge below were met, would it be evidence for ID or for teleportation?
It depends on what creature appeared - for example if the animal was a fantastically new species, one previously unknown to science then we might be justified in concluding that a new creature had been created just for us. If the creature was a kown or common species we might have assumed that it had been transported in from elsewhere.
Both holy-teleporation and creation would be remarkable events, and strong evidence of both would be sufficient to cause us to doubt "materialism", which the IDers so despise.
I eagerly await the outcome of this exciting experiment.
wamba · 16 January 2007
TheBlackCat · 16 January 2007
Kristine · 16 January 2007
There is something in there.
It's Schroedinger's cheshire cat! All I see is the smile. (Having a good chuckle, are ya, kitty?)
But it's behind the sign. (Dang Heisenberg uncertainty principles and all!)
GuyeFaux · 16 January 2007
William E Emba · 16 January 2007
It's bizarre seeing Dembski just not get jokes thrown in his general direction, ones that he has quite obviously earned through his own adolescent attempts at humor. Part of the bizarreness is that Dembski himself has proposed in the past a totally worthless thought experiment in all seriousness.
We all remember his thought experiment where we supposed to imagine that aliens came to earth and revealed the secret of how they had been mucking with our ancestor's DNA, and since we can imagine it, we might as well accept it as true! Nothing about the thought experiment where the aliens reveal that Jesus was one of their robots, and they were just testing the gullibility of advanced primate species, so we might as well accept that as true also!
And I haven't seen him criticize the proposed Behe experiment, where lack of appearance of flagella after many generations is supposed to prove evolution couldn't have formed flagella, although somehow it doesn't prove that there is no Intelligent Designer.
I used to believe Dembski was just a scam artist. I'm now veering to the idea that he really is just as crackpot stupid as he appears. He's been surrounding himself with morons for so long that the thinking part of his brain has shrivelled away into nothing.
PvM · 16 January 2007
wamba · 16 January 2007
Glen Davidson · 16 January 2007
Bob King · 16 January 2007
C'mom PvM, it's just a bit of street theater - or would be if the Creator obliged! More seriously, this is typical UD. If people take his post seriously then they're happy as clams. If, on the other hand - as is usually the case (at least outside the hothouse environment of UD) - the post falls flat then it's simply ``a joke.'' This is a very childish attitude indeed. But the underlying - and very serious - reason for the UD-ers posting this type of stuff is to make evolution look silly in the eyes of the faithful. It's a form of dishonesty because it gives the impression that they are attacking a genuine argument. I can imagine Pastors up and down the land telling their flocks of the cage that evolutionsits have set up in their desperate attempts to prove that God deosn't exist. It's all pretty shameful - and shameless - really.
Glen Davidson · 16 January 2007
PvM · 16 January 2007
DCramer · 16 January 2007
I'm not that impressed. You can flip it by saying, "Lets put an animal in the cage and wait for it to evolve".
DCramer · 16 January 2007
I'm not that impressed. You can flip it by saying, "Lets put an animal in the cage and wait for it to evolve".
PvM · 16 January 2007
Steviepinhead · 16 January 2007
PvM: any way to shrink the photo of the cage? Yesterday the over-wide photo, which insists on posting at the bottom of all the sidebar links, was just awkward--and rather disrespectful to all the other posts that got pushed much further down the page.
Today, the over-wide post is covering up the sidebar, making it difficult to access the recent comments and other links.
Pretty please (and this is an issue for you posters generally--please check the "fit" of images on the page before just blithely posting away)...
Glen Davidson · 16 January 2007
stevaroni · 16 January 2007
Liz Craig · 16 January 2007
Say, isn't that Hannibal Lecter's cage?
JohnS · 16 January 2007
Somehow Bill missed the point that 'another creature' would be new to the earth, not just one of the known kinds moving without explanation.
Being dense is a pretty poor debating strategy, but maybe not for his intended audience.
Keith Douglas · 16 January 2007
Many Christians (particularly Republicans) are materialists in the economic sense, i.e. they view pursuit of profit and goods as one of the most important goals of life. This version is better called cupidity, to avoid confusing it with materialism in the metaphysical sense, viz., the assertion that everything is matter. Christians are not materialists in this sense, since souls, including the Christian god, are held not to be matter.
Glen D: The seeming oxymoron of "idealist mechanism" is nothing new - one could claim that there is strains of that in Leibniz, and certainly in Hegel.
Glen Davidson · 16 January 2007
Tuomo Hämäläinen · 16 January 2007
I think the test would be better if in sign is something like
"This cage was empty, and ID is going to summon dragon/unicorn/other mythical beast in it."
It would be kind of thing, which ID is claimed to do:
Create whole new "animaltype"/"created kind"... without evolution.("Uncommon descent" is not antievolution. :) )
Kenny · 16 January 2007
"Christians are not materialists in this sense, since souls, including the Christian god, are held not to be matter."
Well no The bible stress's the point that JC was the physical manifestation of God and that he went bodily up to heaven. Catholics make a point that JC's body blood and ghost physical enters the church during the sacrament.
jon livesey · 16 January 2007
"The bible stress's the point that JC was the physical manifestation of God and that he went bodily up to heaven."
That's true, but early Christians did have a lot of trouble with exactly what kind of physical manifestation it was. Was Jesus in his own body, with all the physical excretions and sensations that implied? Was Jesus a totally supernatural being who just looked human to onlookers? Was Jesus a supernatural being who inhabited the physical body of another, in which case what happened to the spirit of the unfortunate who had his physical body hijacked? And then Jesus and God - were they two persons of the same essence, or persons of different essence?
Wars were fought over this stuff, and in the end they got the Trinity, which says, in effect "You're all correct".
MarkP · 16 January 2007
Christophe Thill · 17 January 2007
Hey, I know that cage! It's the "Uncommon Descent" website! Only, usually it's full of poop-flinging monkeys. On the picture, they don't seem to be there. What happened? Are the comments on the site closed?
Donald M · 17 January 2007
Darth Robo · 17 January 2007
Explain HOW the designer did it then, Donald.
You can't, can you, Donald?
Quack.
DCramer · 17 January 2007
"Stevaroni writes- People have done just that! For generatrions, researches (hell, for that that matter, biology grad students) have put various orginisms in cages of various descriptions, fiddled with their environments and - lo and behold - the species did evolve">
All that shows is someone messing with something's environment causing it to adapt, not evolve. Unless there was some experiment where someone took anything and caused it to be some different species, I'm still not impressed.
DCramer · 17 January 2007
Regardless if you believe ID or evolution you still have to believe in miracles. Both THEORIES require you to believe in them. Either God spoke everything into existance or life somehow won the lottery 50 tillion times.
Darth Robo · 17 January 2007
DCramer
One important distinction: ID says "Goddidit" (with no evidence of design).
Science says: "We don't know - yet. Let's see what other evidence comes up."
And ONCE life appeared (we don't know how yet), THAT'S when evolution took over. Evolution doesn't need to explain abiogenesis. Maybe Goddidit through evolution? Why not?
"I'm still not impressed."
Likewise.
PvM · 17 January 2007
stevaroni · 17 January 2007
stevaroni · 17 January 2007
GuyeFaux · 17 January 2007
DCramer · 17 January 2007
Darth Robo
I think it is very easy to believe both THEORIES. If you really want to believe in God it's not hard to find evidence for design in the universe. However if you don't want to believe in an all powerful Supreme Designer it's not to hard to theorize Him away. What I like to see is someone who believes in ID try to disprove ID in there own mind or an evolutionist trying to disprove evolution. I mean really try without inserting your own beliefs into it. But that is incredibly hard to do.
GuyeFaux · 17 January 2007
DCramer · 17 January 2007
Stevaroni-
When and where? That would be impressive news.
Daniel Morgan · 17 January 2007
You really couldn't pay for more entertainment -- given the serious with which these dolts take themselves.
DCramer · 17 January 2007
GuyeFaux-
I wasn't conflating a scientific theory with the colloquial use of the word, or at least not trying to. I was trying to express that both theories have supporting facts and both have holes. Both have stood up to tests.
gwangung · 17 January 2007
I think it is very easy to believe both THEORIES
I do not think the word means what you think it means.
Science, to a great extent, has specialty vocabulary, and it's a great help to learn it. Baseball players, managers and fans pretty much roll their eyes up when outsiders talk about "points" and so forth.
GuyeFaux · 17 January 2007
Richard Simons · 17 January 2007
Popper's ghost · 17 January 2007
Henry J · 17 January 2007
Re "The theory of ID has no holes in it because it does not have any substance."
Yeah, it's hard to falsify something that doesn't say anything.
Henry
DCramer · 18 January 2007
It's funny, you go to an ID dominate webpage and say something like evolution is the way to go and ID is full of holes and has no facts all you get is sarcasm and claims that it has been proven time and time again. You go to an Evolution dominate webpage and say the reverse and you get the same thing, sarcasm and claims that it's been proven. Maybe you guys aren't so different after all.
stevaroni · 18 January 2007
stevaroni · 18 January 2007
Richard Simons · 18 January 2007
dcramer1@nd.edu · 18 January 2007
Stevaroni-
Thank you. I will check it out. I would give you my e-mail so that you could send me those other links but I did that on a different site and I'm still getting angry e-mails from strangers. In retrospect I realize that was really stupid to do but I never thought it would cause me so much trouble. I'm planning on reading a book by Lee Strobel titled Case for Creator tonight. Someone on an ID page recommended it. I will check out the link you gave me shortly after that.
Thanks
Raging Bee · 18 January 2007
Both have stood up to tests.
ID most certainly did NOT stand up to any of the tests it met at the Dover trial. If you're really interested in an honest debate of evolution vs. ID, you can prove it by reading Judge Jones' decision in the Dover trial and starting the discussion from there.
Glen Davidson · 18 January 2007
Glen Davidson · 18 January 2007
continuing from above:
I don't think he's saying anything in that article that we haven't, and I know that Xian IDists won't listen to him, but he's closer to the traditional monotheistic position than are the IDist yahoos. I should also point out that he violates his own prohibitions against saying "God designed" or "Allah designed", yet surely that isn't surprising with Harun Yahya.
So of course we've pointed out how deranged God as engineer is, both practically and theologically, but I hope that Harun can shame the dolts in a way that we cannot, as the Muslims hold to a God above the sad little incompetent engineer worshipped by Dembski and Behe.
Glen D
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David B. Benson · 18 January 2007
moderators: Are you going to allow the fictitious 'Dr. M&M' to bloviate on every thread.
Shenanigans!
stevaroni · 18 January 2007
Richard Simons · 18 January 2007
David B. Benson · 18 January 2007
Yes, there is a 'Dr. Michael Martin' in CSR @ NIH. However, his c.v. says nothing about any degree from Yale.
Shenanigans on the imposter!
Popper's ghost · 19 January 2007
Popper's ghost · 19 January 2007
Popper's ghost · 19 January 2007
AC · 19 January 2007
David B. Benson · 19 January 2007
AC --- Comment #156384 seems to anwer your question...