Kansas USD 383: Keith B Miller

Posted 1 March 2006 by

To Dr. Shannon and members of the USD 383 School Board:

I am here to express my strong support for the resolution being put forward by well over 100 science faculty and staff at Kansas State University. I speak as a geologist., educator, parent and committed Christian. I have also been closely involved in the Kansas science standards issue since 1999.

The Kansas science standards document recently passed by a majority of the Kansas Board of Education was not the document recommended by the science standards revision committee appointed to that task. Furthermore, the standards document has been rejected by virtually every scientific and educational organization in the state. Why is that? Firstly, the fundamental assumption that drove the writing of the document, and that is expressed in its text, is that evolutionary science, and the very methodology of science itself, is based on an atheistic worldview. Thus the authors of the document believe that the conclusions of modem science must be balanced by a theistic alternative. But such a portrayal of science is completely and utterly false, and has the very damaging effect of putting science and faith in conflict. How can we justify teaching our children that the discoveries of science must be viewed as threat to faith? Students should be encouraged to embrace the excitement of discovery, not fear it. Science is a very limited way of knowing and is restricted to addressing the operation of natural processes. I believe that the processes described by science are upheld and directed continually by the creative action of God. But that conclusion is beyond the power of science. Science has no power to prove, or disprove, the existence or action of God. Secondly, the recently passed standards present a completely false view of the nature of historical science (such as evolutionary biology, paleontology, geology, cosmology, anthropology) as essentially speculative and not subject to empirical test. This is often expressed in statements like "It is only a theory." As a geologist whose research is in Earth history, historical theories are continually tested against predictions of future observations. Theories that are not successfully predictive are rejected or modified. To teach students that our reconstructions can be dismissed as untestable speculation is to teach them a false view of science. Lastly, the document contains numerous errors and misrepresentations of current science. The critiques of evolution that were inserted into the standards are simply invalid. There are many exciting questions that remain for science and many interesting debates, but these are not the issues that the standards address. Rather, they include repeatedly refuted arguments from the creationist and Intelligent Design literature. If teachers used the standards as a basis for curriculum. they would end up teaching not balanced science, but bad science. However, local school boards need not be adversely impacted by the standards just approved. The state standards are not mandated - local districts remain fully in control of their curriculum and teaching. Furthermore, the standards currently being used are excellent ones and provide a strong foundation for K-12 science education. Also, the appointed state science standards revision committee whose work has been rejected by the state! BOE continues to meet and work. That Committee includes some of the best science teachers and science educators in the state and nation, and they have pledged to complete their work on the standards. That document will be an excellent basis for guiding science curriculum and teaching. It will ensure that our students have the best science education, accurately knowing both the nature and content of modem science. It will also ensure that our students perform well on assessment tests, and are well-prepared to continue their education at the best institutions in the nation. In conclusion, I urge the board to approve the resolution and safeguard the quality science education that residents and parents of the district have come to expect and value.

Most sincerely, Keith B. Miller

125 Comments

t.f. · 1 March 2006

the conclusions of modem science must be balanced by a theistic alternative.

I personally find broadband science more satisfying when answering questions re the FSM. The slower modem version of science, erstwhile useful, doesn't get us the evidence of His Noodly Appendage nearly so quickly as I have come to demand

wamba · 1 March 2006

Science has no power to prove, or disprove, the existence or action of God.

This statement is too broad. Science certainly has the power to prove or disprove claimed interventions in the natural world by various gods (or, if you prefer, various versions of God). For example, a worldwide Noachic flood is considered disproven by all who are competent in geology.

Jim Wynne · 1 March 2006

The slower modem version of science, erstwhile useful...

— t.f.
erstwhile useful?? Do you mean it's no longer useful?

AD · 1 March 2006

Wamba,

Refuting specific, empirical claims that humans believe to be the work of God does nothing to prove or disprove any existence or action of God.

It just disproves a specific human idea about what God may or may not have directly intervened in, should he/she/it exist (or not). It is probably also worthwhile to point out that science could only determine if there was a flood or not; there would be no ability to attribute any supernatural agency to the flood.

k.e. · 1 March 2006

Not Just that Wamba (any and all past so-called divine interventions in the natural world are by scientific implication false)

But what he is saying of course, by implication, is *insert favorite deity* does NOT occur in the natural universe and is therefore restricted to human thinking (and thus ego projection) about something un-natural which of course can only be anything outside of existence, that is to say not existing.

What DOES exist is pride and fear that a belief received as a child from respected elders may NOT be true, that is something that not only questions their trust in those who transferred the idea but their entire grip on reality.

If they want to use their imagination that way and not impose their views...no problem.

It's about the best you can expect from dreamers. Cue replay of Behe's testimony.

k.e. · 1 March 2006

Oh...plus of course they don't want to be called creationists ...intellectual honesty and all that.

k.e. · 1 March 2006

Now here is the coup de gras a Creationist Funday DOES ACTUALLY have Intellectual Honesty as a key plank in their persona ...the mask they wear when addressing the outside world...Provided they believe as objective fact .....romantic folk tales.

JohnK · 1 March 2006

One local Kansas school district down, 5 1 1 more to go.
Not the best way of addressing this mess.

wamba · 1 March 2006

Refuting specific, empirical claims that humans believe to be the work of God does nothing to prove or disprove any existence or action of God. It just disproves a specific human idea about what God may or may not have directly intervened in, should he/she/it exist (or not).

You forgot "/they". This appears to be a shell game. You say the God who may exist did not cause a global Noachian flood. I say that the God who caused a global Noachian flood does not exist. You are smuggling in the concept of monotheism, which I don't care to do.

BWE · 1 March 2006

How can we justify teaching our children that the discoveries of science must be viewed as threat to faith?

BY claiming that events in the bible are literally and factually true and accurate. If they are then science needs to prove that these events happened the way the bible says but those atheistic minions of the dark lord who profess to be scientists keep creating fictitious lies perpetuated by the liberal atheistic press. It is up to us, the bearers of the flame lighting the way for the one true god of whom we shall not worship false idols and for whom we shall convert by words or by sword all the living inhabitants of this place called a planet by lying brimstone sucking scientists, it is up to us to smite this smear on the good name of our lord that we can enter heaven with a better place in line when the rapture comes, and make no mistake, it will come. So do not be fooled by these evil claims by these people who with their sulfurous words and diabolical machines falsely claim to have "proved" that the Earth is a measurable quantity and that there is no room for heaven in space, that humans are merely animals and that we "evolved" from heinous creatures who fling dung at gentle patrons of local zoos, eat lice from each others bodies, masturbate publicly and speak in an infernal tongue, that our land, separated from the sea by the almighty God who destroys wicked cities in his grace, actually moves about on this thing they have called a "Planet". Join the movement to stop these vicious lies and together we will put God's holy and immutable truth, written in the King James Bible where it belongs, at the pinnacle of the altar of science.

Flint · 1 March 2006

It is probably also worthwhile to point out that science could only determine if there was a flood or not; there would be no ability to attribute any supernatural agency to the flood.

Not even this. Science can only determine whether or not a *natural* flood occurred. Not a magical flood. If someone wishes to claim that a magical flood happened worldwide but God engineered it so that nobody elsewhere in the world noticed, and the geological effects of the flood evaporated when no longer needed, how can science say otherwise? Science is only capable of addressing certain mistaken notions of how God did it.

k.e. · 1 March 2006

Allayluyah Brother BWE Pass The Loot

and now for a hymn

All Things Dull And Ugly.

All Things Dull And Ugly - Monty Python
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom,
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spikey urchin,
Who made the sharks, He did.
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
AMEN.

blipey · 1 March 2006

Wamba:
This appears to be a shell game. You say the God who may exist did not cause a global Noachian flood. I say that the God who caused a global Noachian flood does not exist.
I do not believe this example expresses what you want it to. The only thing being called into question would be Noah's Flood. There is still no way to prove or disprove that God(s) did or did not have a hand in creating (or not creating) a flood. I'm perfectly happy to have people believe whatever they want to about supernatural entities...I have a problem when they speak definitively about their own personal beliefs as being true for all reference frames. I tend to group people who demonstrably claim to have disproved god right along with those who claim to have demonstrably proved the existence of god...leave it alone already. I do agree with your statement about some claims of supernatural action being falsified. The flood, among other things, can certainly be tested...this is not the same thing as testing for the supernatural cause of a thing. That particular claim should be left to the IDiots.

k.e. · 1 March 2006

Science is only capable of addressing certain mistaken notions of how God did it people interpreted history and then wrote about it.

AD · 1 March 2006

This appears to be a shell game. You say the God who may exist did not cause a global Noachian flood. I say that the God who caused a global Noachian flood does not exist. You are smuggling in the concept of monotheism, which I don't care to do.

No. You are wrong. I'm not smuggling in any concept. None of these are my personal beliefs. I'm referencing monotheism because it is contextually relevant, owing to the fact that the majority of evolution opponents in the US are monotheistic christian fundamentalists. There are definitely people who are overtly attempting to insert monotheism (much less smuggle it), and thus, it must be addressed. My point, however, is that there is NO supernatural concept which is necessarily attached to science, monotheistic or otherwise. It has precisely nothing to say about supernatural causation in any way, shape, or form. If there was a flood, science couldn't prove God caused it. If there wasn't a flood, science couldn't prove God failed to cause it. We just know whether there was an empirically observable flood or not. End of story. You can insert whatever religious beliefs you want (or not) on top of that, but at that point it is not science. That is my point.

Dizzy · 1 March 2006

"I tend to group people who demonstrably claim to have disproved god right along with those who claim to have demonstrably proved the existence of god...leave it alone already."

Not only that, but isn't "faith" a central tenet for any religion? Faith necessarily implies a lack of proof. If you get proof, you're not believing based on faith at all, you're believing based on evidence; that's rationality, not faith.

That's another reason ID is inherently flawed - if it ever does produce scientific evidence of a designer, by the definition of science the designer ceases to be supernatural...you wouldn't need faith to acknowledge the existence of the designer, just rationality.

Those who need proof to believe are devoid of faith. Wasn't that the lesson of the "doubting Thomas" episode in the Bible?

k.e. · 1 March 2006

Bah
Science is only capable of addressing certain mistaken notions of how God did it people interpreted history or made observations and then wrote about it.

Belief (which is purely subjective) about an event in history is dependent on the cultural influences on the observer and are irrelevant if no objective evidence can be provided.

Hypothesis:- All natural events are the result explainable processes using the scientific method and if they are not, will be, by more advanced technology or new theories -none of which will be outside of the natural universe.

Prediction: All currently unexplained natural events that invoke an unnatural cause will gradually diminish to nil. That is to say anything "un-natural" will become natural.

Believers in the "little boy who owns an ant farm" will need to keep moving the truly imaginary further from reality....and look how far that "imaginary" has had to travel over the centuries....or become a Fundy.

wamba · 1 March 2006

No. You are wrong....If there wasn't a flood, science couldn't prove God failed to cause it. ... End of story.

And a strange story it was.

k.e. · 1 March 2006

Very strange indeed - Man who thought God is a circular reasoner.

AD · 1 March 2006

Very strange indeed - Man who thought God is a circular reasoner.

What are you referring to here?

k.e. · 1 March 2006

AD ...Projection ....remember ?

Or do I have to wait until the end of the universe to see a proof that

If there wasn't a flood, science an independent observer or observers couldn't prove see God failed to cause it.

Ah ...The Sargent Shultz school of empirical evidence gathering perhaps.

Explosive logic is dangerous in the hands of the inexperienced.

I prefer obviously ridiculous statements to be told in the context of humor.

I think you may have done this before no offense, I may be guilty of not engaging my brain before posting as well.

Corkscrew · 1 March 2006

I'd tend to agree with AD. There is no way to disprove the existence of God. I personally tend to take the lack of positive evidence in his/her/its/their favour as implying a lack of existence, but that's a philosophical position. All you can say scientifically is that the hypothesis that God's existence is unnecessary for the world we see to exist is a very well-tested hypothesis. Make of that what you will. Oh, also...

Each beastly little squid,

— Monty Python
Those blasphemers are going to be first to be eaten when Cthulhu rises, dammit!

JONBOY · 1 March 2006

We are back to the old GOTG ideology,do the Idiots really want to open up their poor old deity to scientific scrutiny. If you say that proof of your God can be shown by a particular unexplained phenomenon, you're going to be in trouble when science gets round to examining and explaining that phenomenon. Does your God vanish or die, or just scuttle over to the next gap. Science cannot explain THIS, they cry, That is sure proof of God's existence and cleverness. Look what we've found, they shout, the only possible explanation is our God (as defined in this chapter or verse, of this particular translation of the Bible). How could anyone possibly argue with such damning evidence?!? Yet the bulldozer of science grinds forward, pushing heaps of fresh knowledge and understanding into the hidey-holes where gods are to be found. Someday, most of the important gaps will be closed, and those remaining believers will have to fall back on good old ignorance, denial or old-fashioned faith

BWE · 1 March 2006

I could really do this couldn't I? Expect to see me on the fundy channel soon.

"Because, if you truly believe. I mean truly believe in the word of God through Jesus Christ our lord and savior, you will help us in this fight for our very souls. That's right, this war is for nothing less than our souls! So avoid the temptation of our race who have fallen for the golden goose of Beelzebub and write that check. Your contribution will help our ministry to wipe the abomination of science off the map. Your donation will help us declare WAR ON EVIL!

Some of you may not be able to contribute very much to our cause. You may be among those that our lord has blessed with material wealth, but if you can just send fifty dollars or one hundred dollars, you can rest assured that This ministry will carry on the war on evil and work tirelessly and diligently to expose science for what is is- A ministry of evil, shepherded by the crook of Satan at the altar of human sacrifice and blood lust.

Some of you have been blessed with monetary wealth by our lord and savior Jesus Christ. If this is you, prove that you believe by sending as much as you can afford. If you can afford one thousand dollars, send it now. Go to your phone right this instant and make your pledge to fight evil. Jesus is watching and he knows that you have given in his name. Your gift will be recorded in St. Peter's logbook and you will enjoy a preeminent place in heaven as you have on earth.

In the name of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ, let us pray for the money to wage this war.

AD · 1 March 2006

k.e. You've totally lost me, man.

If there wasn't a flood, /science/ an independent observer or observers couldn't /prove/ see God failed to cause it.

Changing the words in that manner destroys the context and value of the original statement. An independent observer could certainly act outside of the methodological naturalism proscribed by the scientific method and draw inferences about a supernatural being. However, they wouldn't be performing science when doing it. If you eliminate the context of the original statement, you destroy the inherent meaning that I was trying to express. I think what I may be guilty of is communicating poorly, but you certainly seem to be pulling something (and to be fair, I have zero idea what) out of my statement that's not there. What, precisely, is humorous, explosive, or otherwise unusual about the statement that science cannot, in any meaningful way, address a supernatural cause?

wamba · 1 March 2006

I'd tend to agree with AD. There is no way to disprove the existence of God.

Right, but you've conveniently excised the word that was under debate.

AD · 1 March 2006

Right, but you've conveniently excised the word that was under debate.

Which was what, specifically?

BWE · 1 March 2006

AD, k.e. tends to write "outside the box". I used to have the same problem understanding but after reading a few dozen posts, it does begin to make sense. I may have damaged my brain seeking altered states in the 60's and 70's but I do think I understand.

Projection ....remember ? Or do I have to wait until the end of the universe to see a proof that if there wasn't a flood, an independent observer or observers couldn't see God failed to cause it.

A fundy point of view would claim that at the end of time, all things would be known. k.e. is pointing out that what might become known is that they were wrong. Which is ironic because if they were wrong then nothing would be known at the end of time. k.e. Did you spend a fair amount of time seeking altered states of consciousness too?

k.e. · 1 March 2006

Corkscrew

Yes there is and always be plenty of gaps left for whatever deity a man desires and wants everyone one else to fear, the obvious question then, is what is that deities morality (or more precisely the believing group's projection) if it appears to be amoral?

Quite convenient really.

The more right wing (and strangely social Darwinist) literal readers of the so called "One True Word of God TM" actually believe decease and birth deformities etc etc are physical manifestations of "One True (male and presumably white unworldly and protestant) God TM" imposed as a test of their Faith.

Mike · 1 March 2006

What a day. I wake up to discover that the local public radio station has launched its Spring fundraising drive, then link to PT to learn that BWE is a televangelist-in-training.

JONBOY · 1 March 2006

BWE
I'm sold brother ,where do I send the money?

BWE · 1 March 2006

Send money here.

i like latin · 1 March 2006

This appears to be a shell game. You say the God who may exist did not cause a global Noachian flood. I say that the God who caused a global Noachian flood does not exist. You are smuggling in the concept of monotheism, which I don't care to do.

It's not a shell game. Even if there was a flood which corresponded with the time period of the Noachian flood that does not prove any sort of supernatuarl being did it.

This is confusing correlation with causation and methodological verus metaphysical naturalism.

The bible said these things and since they happen as the bible said they happen I will therefore infer there is a god. However if the bible and acutal historical events do not conincide I will conclude there is not a god. (you could change god to Spaghetti Monster) Regardless of how this little exercise would come out, there is no definitive proof of god (it could be the spaghettie monster), only events that are correlated with some story out of a book. There was no god'o'meter that definitively showed the presence of a supernatural being. In the same way you could say pirates exhibited some sort of mystical control of the climate and since there numbers have dwindled the climate has warmed as a result of this mystical pirate control. So you collect some data, draw a graph and low and behold there's a realtionship (http://www.venganza.org/) and you've shown your hypothesis to be correct just because fewer pirates mean higher temperatures right. Wait, don't I need a mystical power pirate meter. The problem is, in many cases, once it's supernatural you can't measure it .. oops.. it is outside the realm of methodological naturalism.

Now, if you want to talk about if something really exists you're getting into metaphysics/ontology and if you want to say there's no such thing as the supernatural fine with me but to try and test the hypothesis that there is 'a god' is just folly. There is no way to measure it.

So, if you want to assume there's NOT something anyone can measure controlling the universe that's fine with me. Just don't try to justify it by pretending we can do science to test it. Also, don't try and argue the spaghetti monster in the sky exists based on 'evidence' cause that's playing pretend too.

i like latin · 1 March 2006

This appears to be a shell game. You say the God who may exist did not cause a global Noachian flood. I say that the God who caused a global Noachian flood does not exist. You are smuggling in the concept of monotheism, which I don't care to do.
It's not a shell game. Even if there was a flood which corresponded with the time period of the Noachian flood that does not prove any sort of supernatuarl being did it. This is confusing correlation with causation and methodological verus metaphysical naturalism. The bible said these things and since they happen as the bible said they happen I will therefore infer there is a god. However if the bible and acutal historical events do not conincide I will conclude there is not a god. (you could change god to Spaghetti Monster) Regardless of how this little exercise would come out, there is no definitive proof of god (remember, it could be the Spaghetti Monster), only events that are correlated with some story out of a book. There was no god'o'meter that definitively showed the presence of a supernatural being. In the same way you could say pirates exhibited some sort of mystical control of the climate and since there numbers have dwindled the climate has warmed as a result of this mystical pirate control. So you collect some data, draw a graph and low and behold there's a realtionship (http://www.venganza.org/) and you've shown your hypothesis to be correct just because fewer pirates mean higher temperatures right. Wait, don't I need a mystical power pirate meter? If you want to assume there's no god then fine do it. That's your metaphysics/ontology it doesn't have to be someone elses. Just don't pretend that there's anyway to 'scientifically' test the presence or absence of god. That's just silly and really goes against first principles of methodological naturalism.

Carol Clouser · 1 March 2006

Let us also keep in mind that just as science cannot prove or disprove the existence of God, that it in fact does not and cannot even comment on the matter, so can science not prove/disprove/comment upon the occurance of miracles or interventions by God into the course of nature.

So the only possible conflicts between science and religion pertain to factual statements in the Bible that science may prove to be untrue.

Since it has already been established that no such contradictory facts exists, even if the Bible on the whole is interpreted literally, so long as the original Hebrew version is translated correctly, the proper conclusion to reach is that science and religion can coexist.

As far as the flood is concerned, a careful reading of the original makes it quite evident that the Bible could very well be describing a massive but local flood.

BWE · 1 March 2006

Jesus Carol. You really are a one trick pony. Send me money.

Arden Chatfield · 1 March 2006

Carol, give it up. No one here wants to buy your book.

BWE · 1 March 2006

Carol,
Would you be willing to write an article for my blog explaining that the bible is actually consistent with science. Especially, Genesis 1 and 2, t5he flood, Soddom and Gamorrah, and Moses with the red sea?

I would be happy to let you plug your friend's book. I think your article would fit perfectly with my other material.

Steviepinhead · 1 March 2006

BWE:

I may have damaged my brain seeking altered states in the 60's and 70's but I do think I understand.

Yo, BWE, please explain what you have against the '80s, '90s, and '00s? Why don't those decades qualify for state-altering? I sure hope we're not going to have to punt you off the Panda for decade-discrimination. Sincerely, /S/ Steviepinhead, on behalf of The Society for Anti-Decadal Discrimination and Panda-Punting Extraordinaire

BWE · 1 March 2006

Oh goodness. I have been so bigoted. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways. I will try to be more sensitive to those who engaged in selective pruning of their brain cells in more recent decades.

One of my good friends sought altered states in the 80's and 90's.

Dizzy · 1 March 2006

"Carol,
Would you be willing to write an article for my blog explaining that the bible is actually consistent with science. Especially, Genesis 1 and 2, t5he flood, Soddom and Gamorrah, and Moses with the red sea?"

It doesn't have to be - they just reinterpret the Bible to mesh with science. Religion adjusts itself to accommodate scientific discoveries, just as science adjusts itself to accommodate new facts. It wouldn't survive otherwise. Who was it who said something like, "God occupies the dark places where knowledge has yet to shine light?"

It's the people who draw a line in the sand and say "my religion is not backing down from here" that create conflicts between science and religion. Science always wins those battles. It was created to do just that.

Whether or not you believe religion will become extinct depends on if you believe we will ever know all there is to know about everything. As long as we are aware that there are things we do not know, God - or some form of religion - will continue to live.

BWE · 1 March 2006

Carol, are you an orthodox jew? Are you real? Do you think you are offering something new when you post? So the flood was local. Noah was sure fooled eh? Top of Mt. Ararat? Water must've got pretty high eh? Parting the red sea? Oh that's right, miracles. Like the one where you graduated high school.
Send me money.

JONBOY · 1 March 2006

Carol Clouser, Errrrrrrr would that be a global flood as described in the Old Testament(your bible) or the one mentioned in the New Testament (David Heddles bible)?

BWE · 1 March 2006

Dizzy,

OK. But that article would fit my blog pretty well. And Carol is exactly the person to write it. It would be so much more authentic than if I wrote it.

Moses · 1 March 2006

Since it has already been established that no such contradictory facts exists, even if the Bible on the whole is interpreted literally, so long as the original Hebrew version is translated correctly, the proper conclusion to reach is that science and religion can coexist.

Since it's been established that the majority of Christian scholars suffer from confirmation bias in their research in biblical history/interpretation we can ignore this blabbering-on post about your husband's (?) work. Or your unsupported, highly modified bronze-age religous views.

BWE · 1 March 2006

Oh Oh. My tourettes talking again.

Bruce Thompson GQ · 1 March 2006

Miller states: Science is a very limited way of knowing and is restricted to addressing the operation of natural processes. I believe that the processes described by science are upheld and directed continually by the creative action of God. But that conclusion is beyond the power of science. Science has no power to prove, or disprove, the existence or action of God. (italics mine)
Miller makes statements about science then expresses a personal belief. Fine, those who do not accept theistic explanations also express personal beliefs. Hooray for personal beliefs, can we discuss statements about science and the topic at hand and not personal beliefs? Either that or I'm prepared to present some data on simulations showing changes in gene frequencies and population dynamics relating to the origin of the pandas thumb. Won't that be exciting... Delta Pi Gamma (Scientia et Fermentum)

Moses · 1 March 2006

Dang it! Wrong button! Oh well, Carol's blathering about her special bible interpretations would be a waste of time to rebut.

Raging Bee · 1 March 2006

Carol opines:

So the only possible conflicts between science and religion pertain to factual statements in the Bible that science may prove to be untrue.

Since it has already been established that no such contradictory facts exists, even if the Bible on the whole is interpreted literally, so long as the original Hebrew version is translated correctly, the proper conclusion to reach is that science and religion can coexist.

So what you're saying is that those sotries about Jonah being ingested by a whale, and the Sun standing still in the sky for about a day, are such total mistranslations that we even got the basic substance of the story wrong?

And would you care to explain how so many scholars could get so much of the Bible so totally bollixed up for so many centuries before you showed up to sort us all out?

BWE · 1 March 2006

Have you ever wondered if I'm a plant by one of the DI's minions, introduced solely for the purpose of derailing these threads so that real science can not happen here. THat every time you get close to the "Universal Truth" I show up and quietly and subtly direct the conversation away fronm the dangerous Universal Truth?

k.e. · 1 March 2006

Hmmmm BWE
er well
Let's just say I took a long break from a physics degree and did some independent social anthropological studies on a lot of different cultures and sub-cultures And some semi-serious study of belief systems.

Did you hear about the guy who took LSD and thought he was a fire hydrant?

Well whenever any car's came to park near him he told the drivers that they couldn't park in front of him, because he was a fire hydrant! (obviously.... duh).

Now that is a TRUE story. (Not one of mine, I've never taken it)

I have had some of the best hash that was around 30 years ago and the one thing any of those types of substances will show you is ...just what your mind does to construct reality/worldview and the effect ones own ego has on shaping that reality.

Except of course for the guy above, where he really believed something so strongly that he became IT.
I run into people like him all the time on this Blog.

Stanislav Groff did some interesting studies on thousands of patients with LSD and found that many people had perceptions of reality that mirrored some of the religious Myths and how various belief systems were influenced by common psychological problems of the members of those groups.

In some belief systems there were "assisted" adolescent to adult transformative experiences, including the Greek Hermetic tradition which influenced the early Christian Church and several North American Indian initiation ceremonies. There are countless other traditions that had all sorts of initiation ceremonies and rituals that are practiced in Churches today. They probably go back to neolithic times.

My own view on all this, is that everything is worldview and Myths are not other peoples religion they are ALL Myth, a road map to the human psyche and the hidden unconscious, nothing holy about them.

Myth not in the popular vernacular as a lie but as public dreams the underlying nature of humans exposed as stories by perceptive artists and recorders of history, what Freud called the "super ego" or Campbell and Huxley called the "Mind at Large" in the vernacular crudely speaking "a circle jerk" ...itself the subject of Myth.

Just look at Larry ...if that is not an aging Oedipus I don't what is.
The whole ID movement and the Hydra Myth.
The imagined history of the ancient Hebrews, which the fundies love, not hard to work out why. Us vs them and the old stink upstairs gives them full permission to give us whatever they feel we deserve and looking to the middle east they may just succeed, at the cost of the planet.

Noah? Well New Orleans without helicopters and trucks ....a few hundred years and a Chinese whisper... Mothers promising to bring down the wrath of ....well anyone will do when you have a dozen screaming kids.

Anything else is just wishful thinking, get real.

As a meta-physic Zen I think is about as close to reality as man can get, with pure thought, note Zen considers motive and time part of the 'game'.
Most of the rest of philosophical thought about reality is solipsism or circular reasoning of one sort or another.
And it would make no difference to science one way or the other if philosophy disappeared up its own collective postmodern ass.

The only people who take any notice of philosophers are religious people who do not have a built in BS detector.
Needless to say theologians are failed philosophers.
And religions? Well I have to say they seems to me a purely political and economic activity, they are after all run as separate incorporated countries and have very little to do with the human Godhead's on which they are supposedly based.

In my view "The real test" for the various sects/cults of any so called religion is "how honest are the leaders in particular, then the followers, what are their motives, political aims, and what (if any) are the public benefits (outside of the obvious ones to the leaders)?
In a great number of cases they represent a danger and I'm quite happy to tell them so.

jon nickles · 1 March 2006

i'm sorry, but my understanding is that the writers of the bible stole, copied, borrowed, etc... the story of the flood from previous religious texts. that would seem to make the whole point moot in my book. perhaps i am mistaken however... could someone help explain this to me?

BWE · 1 March 2006

Flood Stories

Ha! k.e. Socrates said something like that honest men couldn't be in public life without essentially being killed quick and that was why he chose to think out loud privately. It let him live a while longer. But as you said, WTF. Woo Hoo!

P.S. you missed out on the LSD thing. We see things from a pretty narrow perspective which gets widened considerably after ingesting hallucinogens.

Grof's "LSD Psychotherapy" is good read. He gives this total mindf$ck drug to these people and then asks them what they need to get over and what they are most afraid of. THat's bound to get interesting results. I like the guy who poops on the floor and plays with it while crying about his mother best.

k.e. · 1 March 2006

OK Floods happen all the time all over the Planet.
If one does A LOT of damage it is going to be retold as an Oral story for hundreds of years.
Over that time there would quite probably be more floods.
The story changes over time and gets embellished.
The Flood Myth is in practically all ancient cultures.

SIMPLE IT RAINS THE RIVER OVERFLOWS AND WIPES OUT THE FIRKIN VILLAGE PEOPLE DIE, THE GOATS GET WASHED AWAY.
Someone survived and said goddidit.

It was on TV last year.
Remember

Chris Smetham · 1 March 2006

I've been reading some of the comments on the Panda's Thumb site. I live in the UK. I'm flabbergasted by the way your country it 'manipulating' Christianity. I seem to remember reading that the VERY FIRST AMENDMENT of the constitution is based on the Separation of church and state. The main reason why the forefathers went to your country was for religious freedom. They listed it as their top goal in forming 'America'. As a matter of fact most of the forefathers weren't even Christian. They were a mix of deists, atheists and agnostics. Look at some of the quotes of Washington, Franklin, Jefferson, Paine, etc. You should remember some of them, considering the reading of the constitution is a curriculum requirement (in grade 4, I think).

Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 March 2006

Let us also keep in mind that just as science cannot prove or disprove the existence of God, that it in fact does not and cannot even comment on the matter, so can science not prove/disprove/comment upon the occurance of miracles or interventions by God into the course of nature.

— Carol
Factually incorrect and logically incoherent. If a miracle occured that violated natural law, then we presume trace evidence remains (traces of massive deposits of carbohydrates in the Sinai, for example).

So the only possible conflicts between science and religion pertain to factual statements in the Bible that science may prove to be untrue.

Agreed. AND DIRECTLY CONTRADICTORY TO CAROL'S FIRST PARAGRAPH. Geez - can't you even stay consistent within a single post? I guess not.

Since it has already been established that no such contradictory facts exists, even if the Bible on the whole is interpreted literally, so long as the original Hebrew version is translated correctly, the proper conclusion to reach is that science and religion can coexist.

Factually untrue and logically incoherent. It has NOT been established. It has been claimed, by you, based on Landa's work (which you appear to worship - isn't that idolatrous? But I digress.) You have supplied no actual evidence that your position is anything but a fiction of what you have admitted are opinions about how to translate certain passages. Opinions that virtually no one else agrees with. You ability to continue to spout the same drivel again and again without ever once dealing with the enormous amount of refutation that has been provided on this very board makes me realize that like all hopeless fundies you are beyond reason.

As far as the flood is concerned, a careful reading of the original makes it quite evident that the Bible could very well be describing a massive but local flood.

No, it can't. This is blatantly, factually, and in all other ways incorrect. Only someone utterly ignorant of Hebew and the tanakh could make such a suggestion. And so we reach our usual impasse: Carol makes unsupported assertions. We demand support. Carol makes more unsupported assertions. We demand support. Carol has a hissy, calls us all bad names, then threatens to leave. She dissappears for a few days, then returns making unsupported assertions. And so it goes....

BWE · 1 March 2006

Carol, will you write that post? I'm sorry for all the mean things I said about you.

Dizzy · 1 March 2006

And it would make no difference to science one way or the other if philosophy disappeared up its own collective postmodern ass.

— k.e.
Hmm. If you're talking about "pure" science as a concept, maybe that's true. But if you're talking about the "industry" of science as it functions and progresses today, it's not. Philosophy impacts societal values/priorities, which impact politics/economics, which very directly impact science - which in turn can impact philosophy. See ID vs. evolution in public schools, for example.

JONBOY · 1 March 2006

Carol Clouser said "As far as the flood is concerned, a careful reading of the original makes it quite evident that the Bible could very well be describing a massive but local flood"
The Hebrew terminology of Genesis 6-94
'The earth' (Heb. erets), is used 46 times in the Flood account in Genesis 6---9, as well as in Genesis 1. The explicit link to the big picture of creation, especially in Genesis 6:6---7, clearly implies a universal Flood. Furthermore, the judgment of God is pronounced not just on all flesh, but on the earth:

And God said to Noah, The end of all flesh has come before me, for the earth is filled with violence through them. And, behold, I will destroy them with the earth. (Gen. 6:13)

All flesh' (Heb. kolbasar) is used 12 times in the Flood account and nowhere else in Genesis. God said he would destroy 'all flesh,' apart from those on the Ark
The word 'all' (Heb. kol) is used 72 times in the 85 verses of Genesis 6---9, 21% of all the times it is used in all 50 chapters of Genesis.

In Genesis 7:19 we read that 'all (Heb. kol) the high mountains under all (Heb. kol) the heavens were covered.' Note the double use of 'all.' In Hebrew this gives emphasis so as to eliminate any possibility of ambiguity.7 This could be accurately translated as 'all the high mountains under the entire heavens,' to reflect the emphasis in the Hebrew. Leupold, in his authoritative commentary on Genesis, said of this, ' ... the text disposes of the question of the universality of the Flood.'7
Jon Nickles,The biblical account of the flood was derived from
The Epic of Gilgamesh is a literary work from Babylonia, dating from long after the time that king Gilgamesh was supposed to have ruled. It was based on earlier Sumerian legends of Gilgamesh. The most complete version of the epic was preserved on eleven clay tablets in the collection of the 7th century BC Assyrian king Ashurbanipal. It is considered to be the oldest story ever recorded.
Gilgamesh meets Utnapishtim, who tells him about the great flood and reluctantly gives him a chance for immortality. He tells Gilgamesh that if he can stay awake for six days and seven nights he will become immortal. However, Gilgamesh falls asleep and Utnapishtim tells his wife to bake a loaf of bread for every day he is asleep so that Gilgamesh cannot deny his failure. When Gilgamesh wakes up, Utnapishtim decides to tell him about a plant that will rejuvenate him. Utnapishtim tells Gilgamesh that if he can obtain the plant from the bottom of the sea and eat it he will be rejuvenated, be a younger man again. Gilgamesh obtains the plant, but doesn't eat it immediately because he wants to share it with other elders of Uruk. He places the plant on the shore of a lake while he bathes and it is stolen by a snake. The story could have been adopted into Hebrew writings while they were in captivity in Babylon

JONBOY · 1 March 2006

Betcha Carol replies to my post any takers?????

BWE · 1 March 2006

No she won't answer because that isn't one of her answers. I've seen them all and that isn't one of the questions she answers.

Dizzy · 1 March 2006

I know I'm as guilty of fueling the fire as anyone, but I really wish people we could avoid these "science vs. religion" debates. They really drive people into the IDiots' tent.

Leigh Jackson · 1 March 2006

Science has no power to prove, or disprove, the existence or action of God.

Nor does religion.

BWE · 1 March 2006

Ah Dizzy. Never misunderestimate the power of the Dark Side. THe forces of god must someday crumble under the oppressive weight of the ridicule heaped upon them by the forces of JOHNBOY, k.e. and the rest of our ilk! Mwuhahahaha!!!!!

Mel · 1 March 2006

Faith involves the outright negation of consciousness--both in content and method--in some area and is a vice.

Corkscrew · 1 March 2006

Faith involves the outright negation of consciousness---both in content and method---in some area and is a vice.

This is off-topic, especially when the subject of this thread is someone who has been supporting science education tirelessly regardless of his religious beliefs. Show some respect, please.

Dude · 1 March 2006

k.e. said:
"The Flood Myth is in practically all ancient cultures."

That might have something to do with floods being the most common natural disaster....

normdoering · 1 March 2006

Dizzy wrote:

... I really wish people we could avoid these "science vs. religion" debates. They really drive people into the IDiots' tent.

And you know this how? Because you feel you are being driven to the IDer's tent? If I told you that Samuel Alito sent James Dobson a profuse thank you note for getting him on the supreme court would that drive you back out of the tent? It seems Alito did: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/max-blumenthal/alito-sends-james-dobson-_b_16596.html

normdoering · 1 March 2006

Dude wrote:

That might have something to do with floods being the most common natural disaster....

Especially on the fertile flood plains the ancients like to build their civilizations on.

thirdeblue · 1 March 2006

I agree with Keith Miller in that science has no basis to prove or disprove God, and another talkbacker mentioned that no religion has "proof" of this claim either. Furthermore, science can and does disclaim religious dogma, i.e. The Flood, The 7-Day Creation, etc. Now I am an atheist, but I have never once tried to convince somebody that God doesn't exist. I might as well be trying to convince somebody that THEY don't exist. The problem I come across is when I actively disagree with their religious dogma like the Flood and I get labeled an atheist because of it. Now to be fair, it is true, but I've been labeled that so many times when arguing positions that are not atheistic as to be quite disquieting. I was actually thrown out of a man's house once for daring to speak my opinion. (My father-in-law has never even done that before). Is it just me or is it a sign of poor faith in a person that they are incapable of questioning a portion of their religious dogma without somehow crumbling their entire worldview? I mean if you came today and proved conclusively that yes in fact the world had an intelligent designer, that wouldn't say anything about whether Jesus walked on water or not would it?

Note to reader: I ask the questions rhetorically.

thirdeblue · 1 March 2006

Dr. James Dobson. Dr. James Dobson. I sat here for five minutes thinking of something to say about the man, before I realized everything I wanted to say would probably get me banned (and if it doesn't, then it should have), so all I am going to say is:

I have a very poor opinion of that man.

Carol Clouser · 1 March 2006

Jonboy,

Your post has real substance to it and contains legitimate questions. And no insults! Of Course I will respond. I always try to do so (time permitting) under such circumstances.

Regarding the flood. A thorough analysis necessitates a verse by verse analysis of the original Hebrew. This has been done. To make a long story short, the key word is ARETZ, which you translate (from the KJV and others no doubt) as "the earth". But that word is used very many times in the Bible to mean "the land", that is, the land we know about. As a matter of fact, ARETZ means "the land" far more often than "the earth" in the HB.

As an example, consider the ten plagues. The Bible states that the plagues struck KOL HA-ARETZ, "all the land". Which land? The land we have been speaking about, of course, the land of Egypt. Surely you wouldn't suggest that the Bible means to say that the whole earth was smitten.

The flood covered "all the land". Which land? The one described earlier as bounded by four rivers, where the stories of Adam and his descendants occured. THAT land was flooded.

You are correct in stating that God expresses disappointment with the behavior of "all flesh" but that (a) could mean all flesh within the area discussed in the Bible (it is not reasonable to postulate that all people, all over the earth, simultaneously became so terribly behaved that God could no longer countenance their continued existance), and (b) even if it referred to all people all over the earth, that does not imply that all will be flooded.

I am at all not concerned about other, older or younger, flood tales, myths or legends. Whether these floods occured or not has no bearing on the Biblical story. And I would argue that the history contained in the Bible, with its thousands of copies in the hands of people who took great care of it, is far more reliable than history based on some scholar finding a crumbled documant in some palace, who thinks he can read and understand those documants but knows nothing of the motives and agendas of the writer and what palace intrigues lurk behind them.

Would you suggest that one not believe reports of hurricane Katrina because some fiction writer a century ago wrote a novel about a hurricane followed by a flood somewhere?

We can continue this coversation in a few hours. I need to get back to work right now. Hope this helped some.

BWE · 1 March 2006

So, Carol,
WHy would god have noah put two of every animal on board? Does the accurate translation say that he actually only put his domestic animals on board? That would make sense. Also, were there people still alive in china? So all the world isn't decended from noah?

KeithB · 1 March 2006

Chris:
The first ammendment simply said that the Federal Government could not make a law respecting religion. In fact, until after the Civil War, this ammendmant did not apply to the States, who could, and some did, have established churches like the Church of England.

In fact, the famous "Letter to the Danbury baptists" by Thomas Jefferson, where "the wall of separation between church and state" is first written, was written to decline to force the State (Conneticut?) that the Baptist's lived in from having an established State Church.

And the Pilgrims did not come for "religious freedom", they came to be free to practice their own beliefs. They were very happy to persecute others, such as baptists, that did not believe the way they did. Only Roger Smith in Rhode Island, IIRC, came to promote religious pluralism.

CJ O'Brien · 1 March 2006

And I would argue that the history contained in the Bible, with its thousands of copies in the hands of people who took great care of it, is far more reliable than history based on some scholar finding a crumbled documant in some palace, who thinks he can read and understand those documants but knows nothing of the motives and agendas of the writer and what palace intrigues lurk behind them.

O Irony, thy Name is Clouser.

'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 1 March 2006

Yet another holy war?

Jesus H Christ.

Stephen Elliott · 1 March 2006

Posted by 'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank on March 1, 2006 07:39 PM (e) Yet another holy war? Jesus H Christ.

LOL. That was funny.

Steviepinhead · 1 March 2006

It's totally cool that the oral traditions of pre-literate peoples were eventually written down and recorded. Otherwise we would have missed out on lots of great song, poetry, and literature.

Not to mention the occasional nugget that might assist some srchaeologist, historian, anthropologist, or other scientist track down some interesting indication of a past person, place, or event. Until something better comes along, these myths serve as a reasonable means of recording funny and gripping tales, significant events, moral lessons, the genealogies of chiefly lineages, histories of encounters with neighboring peoples, and the like. They also exemplify humanity's urge to divide and categorize the phenomena that surround them in some sort of logical, "structural" manner.

In short, myths make great myths. Origin myths make great origin myths. But did you ever play the game of "postman" or "telephone" as a kid? You know, the one where one child whispers an original phrase to another, and so on, until--five or ten kids later--the phrase is hopelessly (and amusingly) garbled?

We can presume that all cultures had good and sufficient motivations to perpetuate and preserve--as a cultural legacy--their own treasure trove of tales. Likewise, each culture's oral tale-tellers would have been motivated to invent and maintain rhythmic and mnemonic devices which enabled them to retain the outline and gist of their tales from bard to apprentice, and from generation to generation.

Inevitably, however, as with any system of imperfect replication, a certain amount of variation, individuation, stylyzation, and adaptation to changing audiences, venues, and social purposes would have taken place.

Yep, I'm gonna say it: myths evolve by a process of variation and adaptation, over time.

Only by sheer accident, in other words, once enough time and embellishment have transpired, do any of these ancient myths retain any shred of historical or "factual" specificity.

Carol nonetheless seems to believe--and that's all it is, folks, a belief, supported by her faith (which ought to be good enough for her, but somehow--for this kind of folk--pure faith never seems to be strong enough)--that the care with which her particular tribe's myths were treated once they came to be written down somehow rescues them from the ravages of time over all the centuries before they were written down.

(We'll skip lightly over all the variations, emendations, wrangling, politics, and selective inclusion or exclusion that went into the "care" of the written versions.)

Carol, there's simply nothing in the way of rational evidence that suggests that your particular body of now-written but once-oral traditions was transmitted with any greater fidelity--or even that strict fidelity was even the original point!--than any other similar body of myth, legend, stories, and songs generated by any other pre-literate culture.

Believe what you want, of course, and I'm not here to tell anybody that their belief in whichever god, goddess, trickster, pantheon, or Flying Spaghetti Monster is entitled to any less or greater credence than anybody else's (cue the Pizza Guy and the weepy Italian violins). But to claim that there's some tenable scientific, evidentiary basis for believing that your preferred myth-corpus is entitled to greater credence than anybody else's is simply laughable.

Stop trying to kid the kidders, kiddo!

BWE · 1 March 2006

Posted by 'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank on March 1, 2006 07:39 PM Yet another holy war? Jesus H Christ.

I didn't start the war. All I did was spread vicious rumors. It was these guys who got all crazy with it. Why do I always feel like youre looking at me when you say that?

BWE · 1 March 2006

Uh oh. Carol, did you read this important new discovery?

KS lurker · 1 March 2006

Usually when a thread starts to decay like this, it's easy enough to ignore.

Devout geology professor Keith Miller has put forth great effort in trying to help Kansans see that having their kids learn about evolution - and big bang cosmology, and an ancient earth - doesn't mean the kids will lose their faith.

'Tis a shame, then, that this particular thread has degenerated into yet another holy war.

New irony meter needed.

Back to lurking. And skipping holy war threads.

Steviepinhead · 1 March 2006

And where, exactly, O Threadlurker, have any of us said anything about anyone giving up their faith.

Yep, didn't think so.

Dizzy · 1 March 2006

Dizzy wrote: ... I really wish people we could avoid these "science vs. religion" debates. They really drive people into the IDiots' tent. And you know this how? Because you feel you are being driven to the IDer's tent? If I told you that Samuel Alito sent James Dobson a profuse thank you note for getting him on the supreme court would that drive you back out of the tent? It seems Alito did: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/max-blumenthal/ali...

— normdoering
No, because they give fodder to the IDers and fundies for when they say "you have to choose science or God." For a lot of them that's tantamount to "choose your family/friends/community or a textbook." It's not a good way to win hearts and minds à la Clergy Letter Project etc.

BWE · 1 March 2006

Although I cant log in right now for some reason, I started a thread over at After the Bar Closes called "How much fun is too much fun" aimed at finding the balance, the fine line between acceptable laughing at the fundies expense and doing what you are describing here.

Realizing that there is no way we are going to exercise restraint when so much good sport is on the table, I was attempting to ascertain what kinds of comments were "over the top" and which were, in the interest of good fun, marginally acceptable.

BTW, why can't I log in to AtBC?

carol clouser · 1 March 2006

BWE,

Since the word ARETZ, meaning the designated "land", is used repeatedly in the Hebrew one must conclude that Noah gathered only indigenous creatures into the ark. The purpose was to repopulate the effected area as soon as possible after the flood, without having to depend on migration and importation from more distant regions. Also, and I speculate here, the message is that with humankind's dominion over the other species comes the responsibility to care for, and to go to great lengths to save, those other species.

Yes, people in China were not effected and no, not all people are descendent from Noah.

As far as writing for your blog is concerned, I have no objection in principle but would want to know more about it. With the demands on my time these days, I would be able to make only short contributions.

For the sake of completeness I should also mention that another Hebrew word of significance appears a few times in this context. It is ADAMAH. The KJV incorrectly translates this word too as "the earth" which people generally understand as referring to the planet. The correct translation of ADAMAH is more like "the ground" or "the soil". Again, this refers to the ground or soil in the designated area described as "the land".

Pinhead,

I was not arguing that the thousands of people taking great care of their thousands of copies of the Bible constitutes proof of anything. I was comparing the relative reliability of history obtained this way to that of finding a handful of crumbled, indecipherable documents or tablets of unknown authorship, agenda and motivation. I think the former constitutes a much more transparent method less susceptible to error and deception.

I don't know how old you are, but perhaps you can relate to my experience of reading historical perspectives on the 1970's and not recognizing that period through which I lived. Don't they say that history is written by the victors? So how dependable is this process, particularly across centuries and millenia.

It is worthy of note that the dead sea scrolls virtually confirmed the accuracy and consistancy of at least 1500 years of handwriting Hebrew Bibles and passing it on by Jews from one generation to the next. Only a mere handful of words, out of hundreds of thousands, were found to be in dispute.

k.e. · 1 March 2006

Carol
Did the ancient Bedouins/Semites have a word for "hallucination", "fantasy", "reality" or "personal perception"
or were those things just assumed ?

You know what happens when an Oral tradition gets written down?
The subjective meaning becomes obscured by anyone with an agenda, particularly if new knowledge calls into question great great grandma's version of events.

Like when a kid runs into the kitchen and says "I just saw grandma's legs dangling over the edge of a cloud, she must be getting tired standing up in heaven everyday."

Oh don't be silly child, heavens just a story you heard at school, grandmas dead and gone all green and the worms are happy.

k.e. · 1 March 2006

Carol there is a brief sequel to that child's inquiry.

"Oh you mean like Elvis our pet goldfish ?"
'Yes dear ....bacteria food'

We interrupt this with a message from our sponsor Mr. Entropy

"Carol what is this dot . ?"

"Don't know ? unlit pixels on your monitor"

Henry J · 2 March 2006

Re "BTW, why can't I log in to AtBC?"

Oh, good, then it isn't just me.

Henry

BWE · 2 March 2006

Carol,
In all seriousness. Please write a piece explaining how the Bible is consistent with science. I don't care what part you go for. I will post it entirely unedited, I cross my heart.
Thank you,
Bruce (BWE)

BWE · 2 March 2006

Carol, I will give you a platform, plug your book, whatever. My e ma il is pteraster at gmail dot com.

The only stipulation that I have is that your post has to try to show that scientific knowledge can be reconciled with the OT. You can add whatever else you want.

CJ O'Brien · 2 March 2006

Re "BTW, why can't I log in to AtBC?"
Oh, good, then it isn't just me.
Henry

BWE, Henry,
I couldn't either from work.
I have since and Wesley, well, he did something.
his msg. box was full, so I'm guessing there's a few who can't get on.

Moses · 2 March 2006

Comment #83009 Posted by KeithB on March 1, 2006 07:36 PM (e) And the Pilgrims did not come for "religious freedom", they came to be free to practice their own beliefs. They were very happy to persecute others, such as baptists, that did not believe the way they did. Only Roger Smith in Rhode Island, IIRC, came to promote religious pluralism.

They were separatists and, frankly, pretty much powerless and penniless farmers. In the great course of events, there were only a 100 or so of them and their influence (in the narrow interpretation of who were "Pilgrims") was fairly small and their "persecutions," if any, could only have been minor, at best. If you go to a broader definition of "Pilgrim" you'll bring in a lot of other protestants, including English Mennonites and other "Church/State" separatist Christians who came over very early in Colonial American History. English Mennonites, for example, started coming to America as early as 1633 (possibly earlier) according to my sources -- even though most came later. These Mennonites, though not part of what you're taught in standard American histories, were also involved with John Smythe and the Pilgrims prior to the departure of the Pilgrims for America. What held them back for a few years were the Pilgrims were basically Church of England separatist-reformers and believed in Child Baptism while the Mennonites were Anabaptists (believed that only adults could be baptized with validity). Hence, they didn't go with the first wave, but came a few years later. The Mennonites later split into the Mennonites/Amish divisions due a doctrinal split in the Alsace/Lorraine region of Europe and have, over time split a few more times while retaining "Mennonite" as an appellation. What the Pilgrims beleived was:

To the Pilgrims, there were only two sacraments: baptism and the Lord's Supper. The other sacraments (Confession, Penance, Confirmation, Ordination, Marriage, Confession, Last Rites) of the Church of England and Roman Catholic church were inventions of man, had no scriptural basis, and were therefore superstitions, to the point of being heretical. The Pilgrims opposed mass, and considered marriage a civil affair to be handled by the State (not a religious sacrament). The legitimacy of the Pope, the Saints, and the church hierarchy were rejected, as was the veneration of relics. Icons and religious symbols such as crosses, statues, stain-glass windows, fancy architecture, and other worldly manifestations of religion were rejected as a form of idolatry. It was the rejection of the authority of the church hierarchy, and of the sacraments, that was the primary cause of conflict between the Pilgrims and the Church of England.

Anyway, I don't know of any credible historical information that would give one rise to believe that the Pilgrims engaged, or would have engaged, in persecution of others. It could exist. But I've never run into it.

JONBOY · 2 March 2006

Carol Clouser,
Your opinions see to fly in the face of many biblical scholers,and you appear have no scriptures to support your position. According to the biblical writers, far from being a non-historical, symbolical, or mythical account written only to teach theological truths, the Flood narrative is intended to accurately record a real, literal, historical event
Some have argued that if Moses had wished to indicate the entire world, he would have used the Hebrew term tebel, which means the world as a whole, or dry land in the sense of continents. This word is never used in the Flood narrative. But it should be pointed out that tebel is never used in the entire Pentateuch, including the creation account. In fact, the term appears no where in the narrative portions of the Hebrew Bible, but only in poetic texts (39 times) usually as a poetic synonym in parallel with haÉares "the earth
The expression, "upon the face of all the earth" Ìal-penê kol-haÉares (Genesis 7:3; 8:9), clearly alludes to the first occurrence of the same phrase in the universal context of creation (Genesis 1:29; cf. Genesis 1:2 for a related universal expression), and thus here also implies a universality of the same dimension, i.e., the entire surface of the global mass. While the shortened term "all the earth" (kol-haÉares) by itself may have a limited meaning elsewhere when indicated by the immediate context (see Exodus 10:5, 15; Numbers 22:5, 11; 1 Kings 4:34; 10:24; 2 Chronicles 36:23; Genesis 41:57), the immediate context of the Flood story is the universal sinfulness of humankind whom God had made and created (Genesis 6:6,7) to have dominion over "all the earth" (Genesis 1:26), and the succeeding context is the universal dispersal of man after the Tower of Babel "upon the face of all the earth" (Genesis 11:4, 8, 9). In each of the four occurrences of the phrase "upon the face of all the earth" in Genesis outside the Flood story (Genesis 1:29; 11:4, 8, 9), it clearly has the universal sense of the entire land surface of the globe, and there is nothing in the Flood narrative to indicate any less universality. (It should be also noted that the one place in Genesis where in context a similar phrase "upon all the face of the earth" is not universal [the famine mentioned in Genesis 41:56], the Hebrew has a change in word order from elsewhere in Genesis [Ìal-kol penê haÉares]).
The genealogical lines from both Adam (Genesis 4:17-26; 5:1-31) and Noah (Genesis 10:1-32; 11:1-9) are exclusive in nature, indicating that as Adam was father of all pre-Flood humanity, so Noah was father of all post-Flood humanity. From the descendants of Noah "the nations spread abroad on the earth after the flood" (Genesis 10: 32), and the Tower of Babel experience spreads humanity across the globe (Genesis 11:1-19).

Moses · 2 March 2006

Comment #83027 Posted by BWE on March 1, 2006 09:04 PM (e) Uh oh. Carol, did you read this important new discovery?

Landa, Londo... Too close to be a coincidence?

William E Emba · 2 March 2006

In all seriousness. Please write a piece explaining how the Bible is consistent with science. I don't care what part you go for. I will post it entirely unedited, I cross my heart.

— BWE, addressing Carol,
I think you just lost Carol. Cross your heart? Goyisher kop!

Moses · 2 March 2006

Carol, repeating her confirmation bias, says:

It is worthy of note that the dead sea scrolls virtually confirmed the accuracy and consistancy of at least 1500 years of handwriting Hebrew Bibles and passing it on by Jews from one generation to the next. Only a mere handful of words, out of hundreds of thousands, were found to be in dispute.

It is worthy to note that the Essenic scrolls do in fact tie into the Gnostic/Essenic Tanakh known as the Septuagint and is the version of the Tanakh used by virtually all (including Landa?) to do their Biblical research. However, this is not the authoritative Masoretic version which is, in fact, the Hebrew Bible produced by the Israelites for their faith. And has been reproduced with extreme fidelity over 2000 years and is, within 2% error, unchanged from it's original finalized version. And most of the changes over time came from vowel issues when they (the vowels) were added to the Hebrew as it was losing its status as the "mother tounge" of Judaism. The differences being the Septuagint has been, in places, altered to tie in with the mythology surrounding Jesus. In the Masoretic text, for example, it was NOT a "virgin," but a young girl. The "virgin" birth was added. There are other issues, too, surrounding the origins and changes to the Setuagint text that are far too complex to go into at Panda's Thumb.

Rilke's Granddaughter · 2 March 2006

In addition, we note that Carol is indulging in the classic 'bait and switch' technique all fundie's engage in. Her contention is

Since it has already been established that no such contradictory facts exists, even if the Bible on the whole is interpreted literally, so long as the original Hebrew version is translated correctly, the proper conclusion to reach is that science and religion can coexist.

However, she has also admitted in another thread that the translations are only opinions. If Landa (not Carol's, since Carol doesn't appear to know much about this topic) is only claiming a possible interpretation; an opinion of the meaning of a passage, then Carol's claim that "it has been established" is factually untrue. To make it simpler: Landa claims, based on his interpretation of the Bible, that the Bible is compatible with science. But Landa's interpretation is wholly a matter of his opinion, and certainly doesn't represent a consensus amongst scholars. Therefore Carol's claim, which is predicated on Landa being correct, is simply nonsense. The actual argumentative details that she indulges in usually demonstrate that no competent authority agrees with her.

Henry J · 2 March 2006

Re "Re "BTW, why can't I log in to AtBC?"
Oh, good, then it isn't just me.
Henry
BWE, Henry,
I couldn't either from work.
I have since and Wesley, well, he did something.
his msg. box was full, so I'm guessing there's a few who can't get on."

It was from home that I couldn't get on AtBC last night. Won't know till tonight if that's changed or not. The screen that came up said I did't have permission to use this board, and the "logon" button just led back to the same screen. The "register" button did bring up the registration screen, but it just wound up telling me my ID was already in use. (Duh.)

Henry

BWE · 2 March 2006

DOn't you see? Carol's claim doesn't have to be good or bad. It's good tv. Like Jerry Springer.

Rilke's Granddaughter · 2 March 2006

DOn't you see? Carol's claim doesn't have to be good or bad. It's good tv. Like Jerry Springer.

— BWE
Oh. Well if you're solely interested in the entertainment value, I'd go with Dave Scot over on UD. Carol's not even interesting. Just embarrassing.

BWE · 2 March 2006

It never takes them long to figure out that I'm baiting them over there. I've been through dozens of user names. Oh I'll continue, but Carol is actually a little different. Dave would not write a good post for my blog. It would just be all nasty and stinky. Carol, however, would write a post that would hardly be discernable from my own.
See what I mean:
http://brainwashedgod.blogspot.com

BWE · 2 March 2006

Oh come on. "Embarrassing"? What are the guests on Jerry Springer? Besides, I am offering her a legitimate posting opportunity to disseminate her ideas to a broader audience. She will actually get it in front of a good audience for her ideas since my visitors tend to be split between religious types and other. I can post it so the whole World Wide Web can see it.

k.e. · 2 March 2006

Well BWE I seem to remember Carol saying that according to some dusty old book written by Cameleers and their Wives (er....Brave wrath fearing ones)
that the old fella had a chariot which he rode across the sky and she believed it literally.
Now it makes me wonder just where was he going on that occasion.
Ethiopia obviously.

Carol Clouser · 2 March 2006

Jonboy,

(1) Please read what I write carefully. I did NOT say that the Biblical account of the flood is intended to be allegorical, symbolical or in any way non-historical. Quite the contrary. I just claimed it was local rather than global.

(2) Replace "the earth" with "the land" in most of the verses you cite, and they all cancel out.

(3) Words can and do have different meanings even in the same verse in the Bible. So pointing to creation, where ARETZ means "earth", does nothing for us.

(4) The context for the location of the flood is not the location of creation but the location of the descendants of Adam, roughly ancient Sumeria.

(5) The Bible does not necessarily mean to say that all humans on the planet have turned to evil ways.

(6) It is true that many ancient scholars disagree with my interpretation. But they do not disagree with my contention that the Hebrew wording quite reasonably allows for my interpretation, based on the rules of Biblical literacy. I also would argue that had many of them been alive today and confronting the scientific evidence, they would give it a second look and conclude as I have.

Rilke's Granddaughter · 2 March 2006

BWE, I think you may find Carol invaluable. Note the incoherence of her most recent post.

(1) Please read what I write carefully. I did NOT say that the Biblical account of the flood is intended to be allegorical, symbolical or in any way non-historical. Quite the contrary. I just claimed it was local rather than global.

Correct. Of course, Carol provides no reason to presume that this is true.

(2) Replace "the earth" with "the land" in most of the verses you cite, and they all cancel out.

Unfortunately, they don't: this is yet another unsupported assertion.

(3) Words can and do have different meanings even in the same verse in the Bible. So pointing to creation, where ARETZ means "earth", does nothing for us.

Aha! Carol has said something accurate. Of course, it completely contradicts her earlier points about using different meanings of ARETZ in other contexts to tell us anything about this one. In fact, by this remark, she essentially eliminates her entire argument.

(4) The context for the location of the flood is not the location of creation but the location of the descendants of Adam, roughly ancient Sumeria.

A completely unsupported and unsupportable assertion, drawn entirely from Landa's own imagination.

(5) The Bible does not necessarily mean to say that all humans on the planet have turned to evil ways.

But since Carol's contentions of scientific compatability require that not all humans are evil, this 'not necessarily' by Carol eliminates her argument. Nothing like shooting yourself in the foot, eh, Carol?

(6) It is true that many ancient scholars disagree with my interpretation. But they do not disagree with my contention that the Hebrew wording quite reasonably allows for my interpretation, based on the rules of Biblical literacy. I also would argue that had many of them been alive today and confronting the scientific evidence, they would give it a second look and conclude as I have.

An finally we end with an entirely unsupported and in fact unsupportable contention. "Sure, all those dead people who didn't know anything about modern science would agree with my interpretation. Just ask 'em." Hilarious nonsense.

BWE · 2 March 2006

Exactly,

Have you seen my blog? Same kind of thing.

JONBOY · 2 March 2006

Rilke's Granddaughter on March 2, 2006 02:00 PM (e)
Thank you for criticizing Carol Clousers response to my post "Comment #83165",it seems less argumentative if it comes from someone other than myself.You covered all my objections admirably,I would like to add that after repeatedly asking Carol to quote me the verses from the Bible(as I invariably do)to support her statement's,she fails to.I wonder why?

Raging Bee · 2 March 2006

Carol blathered thusly:

And I would argue that the history contained in the Bible, with its thousands of copies in the hands of people who took great care of it, is far more reliable than history based on some scholar finding a crumbled documant in some palace, who thinks he can read and understand those documants but knows nothing of the motives and agendas of the writer and what palace intrigues lurk behind them.

This is just amazing...so amazing I'm stopped dead in my tracks, shaking my head and thinking this might be satire.

I could just as easily blather thusly:

And I would argue that the "Bat-Boy" stories contained in the Weekly World News, with its millions of copies in the hands of people who took great care to make sure that no one could buy dinner without seeing it, are far more reliable than history based on some scholar finding lots of books in a library, who thinks he can read and understand these books but knows nothing of the motives and agendas of the writers and what political intrigues lurk behind them.

If you want your reasoning to be taken at all seriously, please tell us why your above-quoted paragraph is more credible or authoritative than my variation thereof.

Leigh Jackson · 2 March 2006

Devout geology professor Keith Miller has put forth great effort in trying to help Kansans see that having their kids learn about evolution - and big bang cosmology, and an ancient earth - doesn't mean the kids will lose their faith.

— ks
And if learning about these things means the kids lose their faith, then what is the problem supposed to be?

AD · 2 March 2006

And if learning about these things means the kids lose their faith, then what is the problem supposed to be?

To a point, I actually agree here. If the faith system instilled in children by a religion is so weak and tenuous that by exposing them to very basic testable evidence and theory is going to demolish it, the problem is with the religion. I mean, we'd laugh anyone out of a school who objected to the teaching of 1 + 2 = 3 because it caused teen pregnancy, cross-dressing, and gays. (not that any of those are necessarily bad, either, but I'm cherry picking a few objections from the fundamentalist christian right for comedy value)

BWE · 2 March 2006

k.e. wrote:

Believers in the "little boy who owns an ant farm" will need to keep moving the truly imaginary further from reality....and look how far that "imaginary" has had to travel over the centuries....or become a Fundy.

No they only have to go back to the entity that created the natural laws. Whatever that may be, that is their "designer". Andy, send me money.

steve s · 2 March 2006

Comment #83333 Posted by Leigh Jackson on March 2, 2006 04:54 PM (e) And if learning about these things means the kids lose their faith, then what is the problem supposed to be?

I think learning about science obviously causes people to lose their faith. Are there any other professions with so many atheists? (please, no cliche lectures about correlation and causation). And so I think it would be great for everyone to learn lots of science and in doing so undermine stupid religious beliefs. But there's a large segment of people here who don't care one way or the other about religion, they care first and foremost about promoting evolution, and chide us atheists for being so counterproductive, perhaps because they don't grok that we aren't working towards the same goal.

BWE · 2 March 2006

Boy steve, I expect a few responses to that one. I think I might have nuanced your statement a little more :)

Stephen Elliott · 2 March 2006

Posted by steve s on March 2, 2006 06:13 PM (e) ... I think learning about science obviously causes people to lose their faith. Are there any other professions with so many atheists? (please, no cliche lectures about correlation and causation). And so I think it would be great for everyone to learn lots of science and in doing so undermine stupid religious beliefs. But there's a large segment of people here who don't care one way or the other about religion, they care first and foremost about promoting evolution, and chide us atheists for being so counterproductive, perhaps because they don't grok that we aren't working towards the same goal.

Why do you claim science education causes loss of faith? What goal are you working towards that is different from promoting science?

'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 2 March 2006

Anyway, I don't know of any credible historical information that would give one rise to believe that the Pilgrims engaged, or would have engaged, in persecution of others. It could exist. But I've never run into it.

Um, what were all those witchcraft trials about, again . . . .? Some "pilgrim" history, from a piece I'm working on: The Protestant Reformation split Europe in two, leading to centuries of political and religious conflicts. Between 1560 and 1715, there were only thirty years during which there were no large-scale wars between Catholic and Protestant rulers. In Germany, various Catholic and Protestant principalities fought each other until the Peace of Augsburg in 1555 divided Germany into Catholic and Protestant regions. In France, a Calvinist group known as Huguenots rebelled against the Catholic king. The French Wars of Religion lasted from 1562 to 1598. The climax of the French Wars of Religion was the St Bartholomew Massacre in 1572, when the French King's troops rounded up over 3,000 French Huguenots in Paris and systematically killed them all. By 1609, Europe was divided into two hostile armed camps, the Catholic League and the Protestant Union. In 1618, all of Europe was consumed by the Thirty Years War, in which Catholics and Protestant slaughtered each other on a scale not seen again in Europe until the Napoleonic Wars. The war ended in 1648, leaving Europe fragmented into over 300 different kingdoms and principalities, each with its own state religion of Catholicism, Lutheranism or Calvinism. In England, a group known as the Puritans shrilly criticized the Church of England, which, though Protestant, was not "reformed" enough for Puritan taste. In 1603, the Puritans (who were largely Calvinists) demanded a set of reforms to be applied to the Church of England which would have imposed Puritan religious opinions onto the entire country. These proposed reforms were rejected, and under Archbishop William Laud, the Church of England attempted to marginalize and repress the Puritans -- a difficult task, since the Puritans made up a large section of the English population. The Puritans, meanwhile, viewed King Charles I with suspicion, pointing to his French wife and his reluctance to enter the Thirty Years War as evidence of his "papist" leanings. When the English Civil War broke out in 1642, the Puritans made up most of the Parliamentarian forces under Oliver Cromwell, which defeated the Royalist armies of King Charles I and beheaded him in 1649. For the next four years, Parliament ruled England. In 1653, however, Cromwell and his army took over, disbanded Parliament ("in the name of God", he announced to them, "go"), and declared himself the "Lord Protector" of England. Until his death in 1658, Cromwell ruled as king in all but name, and placed England under the harshly strict moral code demanded by his Calvinist faith. Theaters were closed; work on the Sabbath was forbidden; even swearing was outlawed under penalty of a fine or, for repeat offenders, prison. His anti-Catholic stance prompted him to invade Ireland and "tame" it with a large force of troops. By the time he died in September 1658, Cromwell was a hated man. Within two years, England no longer had any functional central government, and in 1660, at the behest of the Army, Charles II, the son of the beheaded Charles I, was restored to the throne. In 1662, the Act of Uniformity expelled all of the remaining Puritans from the Church of England, and other laws outlawed any non-Anglican religious gatherings and required all public officeholders to swear allegiance to the Church of England. All of this had a direct effect on what would become the United States. In 1608, a sect of Puritans, called the Separatists, were convinced that the Church of England was so corrupt that it could not be reformed, and decided to form their own church. They quickly came to the attention of Archbishop Laud's efforts to repress religious dissenters, and left England for the more religiously open Netherlands. By 1620, 88 Separatist "Pilgrims" embarked on the ship Mayflower for Delaware, in the New World, where they hoped to establish their own version of the "pure church". By mistake, they landed at a spot in Massachusetts now known as "Plymouth Rock" in December 1620. Within a few years, other Puritans had formed the Massachusetts Bay Company, which obtained a charter from Charles I (who was glad to be rid of them) for a colony in the New World. In 1630, the Massachusetts Bay colony was formed, with John Winthrop as its governor. By 1640, there were some 17,800 Puritan colonists in New England, growing to over 100,000 by 1700. The bulk of immigration from England to North America, known as The Great Migration, took place in the twelve years before the outbreak of the English Civil War. Between the English Civil War and the American War of Independence, the flow of people from England to America slowed to a mere trickle; most New Englanders in 1776 were descendents of ancestors who had come over in the Great Migration. The Puritans who founded the New England colonies may have fled what they perceived as "religious intolerance" (it was, after all, the Puritans themselves who were attempting to force their religious extremism onto the English state), but this did not prevent them from practicing religious intolerance themselves. The Puritans believed themselves to be God's Elect, and each of their colonies was a tiny Cromwellian theocracy, ruled in strict accordance with Biblical strictures. In most respects, Puritans in America were even stricter and more harsh than their English counterparts. Although ministers were not usually members of the civil government, they exercised enormous influence, and the secular authorities scrupulously enforced Puritan religious ideals. Laws required all colony members to attend Sunday church services, and taxes were used directly for church expenses. Contrary to English law, the Puritan colonists in Massachusetts required voters and public office-holders to be Puritans, rather than Anglican -- a defiance which led the King of England to revoke the colony's charter in 1684. Religious dissent, however, infested the Puritan colonies, and they reacted in the same manner that Cromwell did -- by repressing it. Quakers, Anglicans and other non-Puritans were denied the right to either vote or hold public office. In 1635, one of the most prominent dissenters, Roger Williams, was banished by the Massachusetts Bay colony. Williams had argued on Biblical grounds that no human government could have any power over the church, and that the Puritan theocracy was heretical. After his banishment, Williams founded his own colony at Rhode Island, and declared that the colonial government there would not support or repress any religious views, including Quaker, Jew or Anglican. By 1776, economic and political realities had turned most of the colonies away from strict Puritan theocracy. The religious influence of the Puritans, however, continued to be evident, and after Independence was gained in 1783, many state constitutions continued to establish official religions and use public funds to support favored churches. Of the thirteen colonies, eleven had religious requirements for voting or holding public office. Massachusetts, Delaware and Maryland required all public officials to be Christians; Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New Hampshire, Vermont, North and South Carolina and Georgia all required, more specifically, that officeholders be Protestants. Even Rhode Island, which had been founded on Roger Williams' principle of religious freedom, specified that only Protestants could vote or hold office. At this time, Protestants of various sects dominated the colonies --- the entire United States in 1780 contained only 56 Catholic churches and 5 Jewish synagogues. In the southern colonies, which had all been established by Royal Charter, the state constitutions established the Church of England as the official state church.

Stephen Elliott · 2 March 2006

Posted by 'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank on March 2, 2006 07:24 PM (e) ... His anti-Catholic stance prompted him to invade Ireland ...

There was a bit more to this than religion alone. http://www.british-civil-wars.co.uk/military/1649-52-cromwell-ireland.htm

'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 2 March 2006

There was a bit more to this than religion alone.

There always is. ;) Even the French Wars of Religion weren't totally about religion. Neither was the Inquisition.

Henry J · 2 March 2006

Re "(please, no cliche lectures about correlation and causation)."

Okay then, just a quick comment. The cause/effect arrow could conceivably be in either direction, even if the two things are the cause and the effect.

Henry

KeithB · 3 March 2006

Thanks for coming to my defense, Lenny. 8^)

I first learned about the Pilgrim's intolerance because in my electronic World Book, it mentioned that Miles Standish spent the end of his life going around and persecuting baptists.

I was just researching the Miles->John->Priscilla love triangle.

Lenny's Pizza Guy · 3 March 2006

Stephen Elliott:

There was a bit more to this than religion alone.

Well, pasta undoubtedly played a part as well...somehow or other.

a.k. · 9 March 2006

I am sincerely sorry that so many of you are blinded by the stubbornness of refusing to be responsible to anyone for your actions here on this earth. It is a very depressing thing to see so many people who will believe any theory, lie, or fairy tale that comes their way. It seems a waste to live a life believing what you know is a lie, just so you can do as you please and ignore that you will have to one day answer for everything you have done, to the One who you have ignored all of your life.

BWE · 9 March 2006

Is that Parody a.k.?

ben · 9 March 2006

Not parody, projection.

BWE · 9 March 2006

a.k.,
You don't have to be sorry for me. I like it this way. I'm taking up heliocentrism next. It should be fun. So go run off and worry about your eternal soul while I enjoy the ride to hell in my bucket, ok?

Dizzy · 9 March 2006

I am sincerely sorry that so many of you are blinded by the stubbornness of refusing to be responsible to anyone for your actions here on this earth. It is a very depressing thing to see so many people who will believe any theory, lie, or fairy tale that comes their way. It seems a waste to live a life believing what you know is a lie, just so you can do as you please and ignore that you will have to one day answer for everything you have done, to the One who you have ignored all of your life.

— a.k.
Ya srsly! Those crazy nuts will believe all sorts of stupid fairy tales and lies. Talking snakes, a woman popping out of a guy's rib, a dude living inside a whale, wtf? So depressing. Am I rite??