Academic researchers have discovered that women in northern Europe evolved with light hair and blue eyes at the end of the Ice Age to stand out from the crowd and lure men away from the far more common brunette.First, I'll note that I've not read the paper this article is based on, nor is it my intent to critique it. It may be great, it may be terrible. They may have a point, they may not. [Edited to add: you can find a post here on the actual paper for those interested]. In this case, I'm concerned with the write-up, 'cause it's one of my pet peeves. "...women in N. Europe evolved with light hair...to lure men away from brunettes." Couple this with the headline, and can't you just see these primitive Europeans, standing around in their animal skin clothing and discussing the issue? (Continued at Aetiology)
No wonder people misunderstand evolution
How women evolved blond hair to win cavemen's hearts
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Glen Davidson · 2 March 2006
Sure, but it's all the same sort of nonsense as the "gay gene", or even that we "evolved religion" for some purpose or other (religion likely is mostly an organization of impressions we've had about the world, including the kind of "spiritual sense" with which we meet the unknown and the wonderful). People read into biology all kinds of prejudices, and by no means is evolution the only aspect of biology to suffer from this (the "gay gene" wasn't especially tied to evolution).
So I wouldn't prefer to emphasize the evolutionary nonsense out there, I'd just point out that PR savvy researchers with lame but potentially popular ideas are often known to hype questionable concepts (I'm not saying this particular notion is wholly wrong, but it's absurd in the form we've been given).
Bad ideas often do rise to the top, a lamentable fact of life. We're still stuck with purposeful evolution in the popular conception of biological evolution, partly because of the anthropomorphic language used even in legitimate media productions, and partly because it feeds off of a rather natural anthropocentric bias in humans.
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Rilke's Granddaughter · 2 March 2006
The problem seems to be that the anthropomorphic language in which such commentary and analysis is usually made is ingrained in our culture; a holdover from more theological language quite possibly. I don't know that it's possible to remove it.
N.B. Red
J. G. Cox · 2 March 2006
But I prefer brunettes...
Ah ha! I'm imposing frequency-dependent selection!
AD · 2 March 2006
How ironic...
In an article attempting to demonstrate science, a journalist manages to demonstrate their ignorance of science. Perhaps the real underlying point is how far we still have to go in educating the vast majority of individuals in what biology is actually saying?
Though I wish evolution worked that way, to be fair. I could think of all sorts of things I'd love to consciously evolve for myself. A new irony meter is at the top of the list, given that mine broke reading the first part of that article.
wamba · 2 March 2006
steve s · 2 March 2006
That guy gets it. His understanding isn't perfect, but for a layman, he pretty much gets the gist of it.
I liked the part about a bar code in our DNA. The fact is, there are conceivable ways you could have evidence for ID. You could zoom in on a ribosome with an electron microscope and see the label "© 4004 B.C. GodCo LLC". You could find a species of Bunny Rabbit which performed like all the others, but had 75% different genes--a code re-write animal, so to speak. Maybe find a velociraptor with a fossilized tracking collar around his neck. Those would all be pretty awesome evidence for ID.
But of course ID is none of those things.
J. G. Cox · 2 March 2006
J. Biggs · 2 March 2006
Bruce Thompson GQ · 2 March 2006
Although a hoax, I think there may be a possible panda coat color hypothesis, but it will require more beer.
Delta Pi Gamma (Scientia et Fermentum)
J. Biggs · 2 March 2006
J-Dog · 2 March 2006
What??? No blond jokes??
Okay then, what about research into blond genes, and correlation in belief in ID and other pseudo- science BS?
Posit: Blonds are dumb, therefore, more blondes than non-blonds will believe in ID.
Rilke's Granddaughter · 2 March 2006
http://www.who.int/mediacentre/news/statements/statement05/en/
Well, that's a relief.
Dean Morrison · 2 March 2006
Rilke's Granddaughter · 2 March 2006
Dean, that's why you should have read my piece first - it contradicts that report.
Julie Stahlhut · 2 March 2006
Well, unless all the hydrogen peroxide manufacturers go out of business, anyone who wants to be blonde can still manage it regardless of genotype. Our species is nothing if not resourceful.
-- Julie
(Not blonde -- just auburn-brown with a little help.)
J. Biggs · 2 March 2006
Dean Morrison · 2 March 2006
They make you pay for the 'Independant article now - so here is a link to the Sunday Times one they ripped it off from.
smells like an excuse to get a picture of an attractive blonde into the paper to me!!!
Dean Morrison · 2 March 2006
.. sorry Rilke's Grandaughter! in too much of a rush to get to the pub!!!
- let's wait to hear the corrections and apologies being shouted out as loudly!
(sounds of crickets chirping)
J. Biggs · 2 March 2006
J-Dog · 2 March 2006
J. Biggs - Please write up the Grant Request! I will help with the research as best I can!
yellow fatty bean · 2 March 2006
This thread is worthless without pics
Steviepinhead · 2 March 2006
thirdeblue · 2 March 2006
There might be something to be said for self-fulfilling prophesies. If I grow up with a cultural expectation, if it is just a joke, that blonds are slower, dimmer, than I may act that roll, thus fulfilling the what people already knew to be true.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 2 March 2006
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Peter Henderson · 2 March 2006
Maybe the blonds all looked like Raquel Welsh did in One million years BC! I seem to remember that the brunettes weren't just as pretty but maybe that's just me being prejudiced !
To an eight year old (me at the time) watching this film the dinos were the best bit !
John Wilkins · 2 March 2006
I got caught with this one, Tara. It's a hoax. See the comments at myblog .
John Wilkins · 2 March 2006
Oops. My bad. The 2202 thing is a hoax... not the paper.
Stephen Elliott · 2 March 2006
KL · 2 March 2006
Okay, I don't even have to apologize for this one, as I am one of those dumb blondes:
Two blondes on a park bench in a city in Texas one clear night. One says, looking up to the sky, "Like, what's further away? Florida or the moon?" the other answers, "Like, duh, can you SEE Florida from here?"
Sorry, it's been a long week. Couldn't resist.
the pro from dover · 2 March 2006
if blondes evolved from brunettes why are there still brunettes? Anyway if God didn'ty want us to have blondes he'd never have invented silicone.
Andy H. · 2 March 2006
Looks to me like just another example of microevolution.
Bruce Thompson GQ · 2 March 2006
steve s · 2 March 2006
Matt Young · 2 March 2006
I see no reason to doubt that blondes (or blonds) cd be the result of sexual selection - if I remember right, there are blondes in the South Sea Islands too. But I have read (a) that light-haired and -skinned people in northern Europe are a result of the need for manufacturing vitamin D and (b) that light-haired and -skinned people in northern Europe are not a result of the need for manufacturing vitamin D. Which is right?
Dean Morrison · 2 March 2006
Of course there probably is a story about the evolution of blondes ( and redheads like myself) - however the only possible way it could unfold is through this narrative: evolution: - otherwise it's all just 'godiditt'!
This rehashed hoax just shows how gullible the media is - (or what a willing participant it is).
What fundmentally is the difference between this hoax and the ID one?
How would the media know the difference?
How could we explain to them?
Who else thinks we have a science/media problem?
Steviepinhead · 2 March 2006
kim · 3 March 2006
So the last blonde will be born in Finland in 2202...
Could they *be* any more specific?
Like, in which Finnish town (or preferably, what adress in that town) and what day of the year (and at what time of the day).
Btw, Dinosaurs became extinct 65.257.826 years ago, on a sunday afternoon in march,just around tea-time.
Tyrannosaurus · 3 March 2006
John Wilkins posted;
Oops. My bad. The 2202 thing is a hoax... not the paper.
Actually, the paper is such a crap pot that is difficult just to start enumerating the assumptions made in order to accommodate whatever data they have to preconceived hypothesis. Do the authors imply that the lack-of-food-hunting-men-high-death-rate-high-density-of-females scenario is unique to only that part of the world? There were no shortages of food anywhere else? Even assuming strong selection for blondness, what about availability?
And that is only two simple objections to the hypothesis that have to be addressed before we seriously consider it let alone published it. Which makes you wonder, where are the editors? (in peer reviewed scientific publications that is).
J-Dog · 3 March 2006
Rev Dr. Lenny - Blonds CAN be males too!
I picture Casey Lufkin as a bleached blond male, looking like one of the bad Greeks in Animal House - Greg Marmalade, the dumb one. The suck-up to Dean Wormer that gets righteously punched by Otter at the end.
Can we have another example of art imitating life?
Can you stop this penis enlargement thing? · 3 March 2006
:) recent entries.
Henry J · 3 March 2006
Re "Dinosaurs became extinct 65.257.826 years ago, on a sunday afternoon in march,just around tea-time."
In what time zone? ;)
Walter Brameld IV · 3 March 2006
Even people who understand evolution usually use that semantic construct. I doubt this has a lot to do with why much of the general public is so ignorant of (and even hostile to) the theory.
William E Emba · 3 March 2006
Those wacky Kansans strike again!
Popper's Ghost · 3 March 2006
Popper's Ghost · 3 March 2006
Henry J · 3 March 2006
Re "Maybe the blonds all looked like Raquel Welsh did in One million years BC!"
In that case, the hair color wouldn't have had anything to do with it. ;)
Henry
Kevin from nyc · 4 March 2006
"It's Nancy Bryson PhD"
YIKES! put a warning on that link next time!
and somebody said pics and that's what we get.......ewwweee.
jay boilswater · 4 March 2006
Thanks to Popper, that is the exact image that popped into my head when I first heard the "pre -historic beaver" story out of China!
Peter Henderson · 4 March 2006
That's exactly what I had in mind Popper ! After a little research I found that the film was released in 1966 so I must have been 10 (and not 8 as I originally thought) at the time but I still couldn't understand why all the other kids (who seemed a lot older that me) cheered when Raquel Welsh came on camera !
I also remember a few years later having a discussion in school about the film, and why dinosaurs and humans couldn't coexist. Another reason I think why I am so resistant to accepting the nonsense of dinosaurs being on Noah's ark and living along side Adam in the garden of Eden !
The movie was filmed on location on Tenerife, and every time I see it now I am reminded of the holidays my wife and I had there before the kids came along. There are some very nice shots in the film of Mount Tide national park by the way, which you can visit if you ever holiday there.
Glen Davidson · 6 March 2006
To get around to the claim about blond women attracting mates once more, shouldn't we note that hair color typically darkens with age? Among the norse, etc., it is the children who are often blond. So what are we to get from this, that children are blond in order to be attractive (sexually, maybe?)?
You get a few light blondes among sexually mature females in some populations, but even their hair tends to darken quite a lot during their reproductive years. Why would that be? To become less attractive? Is there any point in becoming less attractive by, say, 35?
If we went solely by the proportions of blondes in various age groups one might actually suppose that children have been selected to be blonde, while women (and men) have been selected for their hair to darken. Which itself seems unlikely, considering how much is spent on lightening hair today.
The fact is that sexual selection has almost certainly occurred in human populations, and that this selection is subject to pre-existing developmental programs (which could leave blonds having been selected--yet not especially strongly). But the fact of the matter is that the "blonde hypothesis" is all so low in resolution, with conflicting data, and with the most blondes appearing in ages in which sexual selection would not be occurring. This, then, is one of those "just so" stories, perhaps by some guy who is attracted to blondes.
It's lamentable tripe, of the sort that we see in pop science too often, and not just in pop evolutionary science.
Glen D
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