Salt Lake Tribune: House spikes evolution disclaimer bill

Posted 27 February 2006 by

southpark_evilButters2.gif Buttars' crazy anti-evolution bill has been killed in Utah.
The evolution bill is no more. The Utah House of Representatives voted 46-28 to kill SB96, which cast doubt on the teaching of evolution. "There are a number of influential legislators who believe you evolved from an ape. I didn't," said Sen. Chris Buttars, R-West Jordan, who sponsored the bill. He said it was "doubtful" that he would try a similar bill in the future. The bill would have required a teacher to say the state does not endorse evolution and that the controversial theory is not a proven fact before teaching Charles Darwin's ideas.
Source: Salt Lake Tribune NCSE's Take

64 Comments

steve s · 27 February 2006

though I chuckled, Butters is actually the most sympathetic character in South Park. I cannot sympathize with Buttars.

Stoffel · 27 February 2006

Simpsons did it!

DJ · 27 February 2006

Didn't he want to call his bill "Divine Design"? Think there's any connection between his religious convictions and his disbelief in a common ancestor with apes?

Just askin'.

Anyway, hope he and idiots like him get swept out of office. I'm actually glad when these nuts reveal themselves for what they really are. Now that's a divine design.

steve s · 27 February 2006

Comment #82558 Posted by DJ on February 27, 2006 07:08 PM (e) Didn't he want to call his bill "Divine Design"? Think there's any connection between his religious convictions and his disbelief in a common ancestor with apes?

Why of course not! He was in his garage laboratory, running computer simulations of protein folding, when he exclaimed "Great Scott! The p-values of a specified protein exclude a blind algorithm from finding it in a reasonable amount of time! Evolution is therefore highly suspect!" LOL. And if he had an IQ above the Points Per Game average of the LA Clippers, he would have then said, "Of course, there's no way of knowing how many protein sequences in a given space are 'specified', so that idea is completely worthless, except of course maybe for getting rich off creationist rubes..."

J. Biggs · 27 February 2006

And if he had an IQ above the Points Per Game average of the LA Clippers, he would have then said, "Of course, there's no way of knowing how many protein sequences in a given space are 'specified', so that idea is completely worthless, except of course maybe for getting rich off creationist rubes..."
How dare you suggest this is about money. This is about the cultural revolution to make your kid's as ignorant as they are.

Moses · 27 February 2006

Waterloo in Dover! Waterloo in Ohio! Waterloo in Utah!

ROTFLMAO at Dembski...

Corkscrew · 27 February 2006

"There are a number of influential legislators who believe you evolved from an ape. I didn't," said Sen. Chris Buttars

And here was I thinking that he was a superb example of a transitional form...

Karen · 27 February 2006

And here was I thinking that he was a superb example of a transitional form

— corkscrew
Not nice-- let's show a little respect for our animal ancestors.

Mr Christopher · 27 February 2006

Moses was all, Waterloo in Dover! Waterloo in Ohio! Waterloo in Utah! ROTFLMAO at Dembski...
And let's not forget their brave surrender in California. And yeah I laff my arse off at Demsbki at each new ID humiliation. So I guess the score is something like IDiots - 0 Science - 4

Henry J · 27 February 2006

Re "Waterloo in Dover! Waterloo in Ohio! Waterloo in Utah!"

And here I thought Waterloo was in Europe someplace...

Uh, on second thought, never mind that. :)

Btw, doesn't it ever occur to some of those people that the genetic, anatomical and biochemical similarities between chimp and human are going to still be there regardless of evolution/creation? And that with creation and/or ID, that means the "designer" caused those similarities on purpose? Ergo, their model implies that humans are less special than otherwise since we were "designed" to blend in with the neighbors.

Henry

Ed Darrell · 27 February 2006

NCSE board member and BYU biology professor Duane Jeffery wrote a short, terse and to-the-point editorial dissection of the bill. There are in Utah a lot of people who understand and appreciate biology generally, and evolution theory more specifically -- and many of them are, like Jeffery, rather devout Mormons.

Among well-educated people, truth has a better shot at winning. It helps when the local church of most persuasive power is not opposed to evolution.

Mel · 28 February 2006

We've been saved by "fervent opposition." Really?
The Salt Lake Tribune "Urquhart opposed Buttars' bill because he doesn't feel that science conflicts with religion and said it was misleading to single out one theory as unproven."
Science survives or not based on in internal religious squabble? I don't see any champion of science here. And, there are tens of millions of fundamentalists for whom science does conflict with their religion. And, they are NOT going to change anytime soon.
NCSE report "Despite opposition from the state's scientific and educational communities, protests from the ACLU of Utah and Americans United for the Separation of Church and State, and critical editorials in the state's leading newspapers, a revised version of the bill was passed by the Utah Senate on January 23, 2006, by a 16-12 vote."
Did these pious Senators learn anything from Dover? It's great that ID has lost in Utah for now! But, I don't see an affirmation of science! The Triffids were beaten back, but for how long? I celebrate anyway!

monolithfoo · 28 February 2006

http://steveu.com/blog/2006/01/evolution.html

Senator Urquhart has a blog. I shouldn't be surprised anymore that Joe Random politician has a blog.

Mel · 28 February 2006

Urquhart better than I thought:
desertnews.com, Urquhart said: "The backers of this bill are saying this bill has nothing to do with faith or religion," Urquhart said. "If that's the case, and we're only dealing with this on the basis of science, this becomes a very easy decision: There's only one scientific theory regarding the diversity of the species. That theory is evolution."
That's much better than what was in the NCSE and Tribune links! He took the kooks at face value and gave them evolution instead of ID. My hero!! I take back some of the gloom I expressed above.

Mel · 28 February 2006

I note the continued insistence that ID has nothing to do with religion. What many don't see is that ID is inherently but implicitly religious. Maybe this is a good point of attack. Keith Lockitch says it very well:
Keith Lockitch (Index at talkreason.org) 'Intelligent Design': Religion Masquerading as Science "One does not explain complexity by dreaming up a new complexity as its cause. By the very nature of its approach, "intelligent design" cannot be satisfied with a "designer" who is part of the natural world. Such a "designer" would not answer the basic question its advocates raise: it would not explain biological complexity as such. The only "designer" that would stop their quest for a "design" explanation of complexity is a "designer" about whom one cannot ask any questions or who cannot be subjected to any kind of scientific study--a "designer" that "transcends" nature and its laws--a "designer" not susceptible of rational explanation--in short: a supernatural "designer."
For myself, I shorten ID to: "Natural life requires a designer. Therefore, there must be a non-natural undesigned designer." Non-natural means God or maybe gods (I doubt the Evangelicals want to go there.) One can establish the religious nature of ID without going into gobs of documents trying to prove DI's real intentions. The Fundies think that if they keep their mouths shut about intentions, they can get away with it. But, they can't! Their evasion can be exposed by the above approach!

Raging Bee · 28 February 2006

Science survives or not based on in internal religious squabble?

No, a sensible science-education policy survives based on the fact that a good many Christians support good science education.

And, there are tens of millions of fundamentalists for whom science does conflict with their religion. And, they are NOT going to change anytime soon.

They've been publicly discredited in several forums recently, people are starting to stand up to their bullying, and more persons of faith, including some rather large established churches, are publicly saying that facing reality is not ungodly. That's some serious beneficial change -- what more do you expect?

steve s · 28 February 2006

Nice bit from MSNBC:

Rep. Scott Wyatt, a Republican from Logan, said he feared passing the bill would force the state to then address hundreds of other scientific theories --- "from quantum physics to Freud" --- in the same manner. "I would leave you with two questions," Wyatt said. "If we decide to weigh in on this part, are we going to begin weighing in on all the others and are we the correct body to do that?

Maybe, Wyatt, I don't know. Do you have an engineering degree? An engineering degree renders the recipient an instant Renaissance Man.

steve s · 28 February 2006

Somebody get Chris Mooney some smelling salts--the AP people who wrote that MSNBC story corrected Buttars, rather than just giving equal time! Here's the end of the story:

Buttars said he doesn't believe the defeat means that most House members think the Darwinian theory of evolution is correct. "Absolutely not. It means the vote was wrong in my opinion," Buttars said. "I don't believe that anybody in there really wants their kids to be taught that their great-grandfather was an ape." In fact, evolutionary theory does not assert that humans were descended directly from apes, but rather holds that apes and humans --- and all other species --- are descended from common ancestors.

Mike · 28 February 2006

The Salt Lake Tribune article is no longer available online. Interesting.

ben · 28 February 2006

An engineering degree renders the recipient an instant Renaissance Man.
Not quite. One apparently must not only be an engineer, but also retired.

Dizzy · 28 February 2006

There's a new one up on the Salt Lake Tribune. Maybe the original was an AP article, and they wanted to replace it with a local one?

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_3554104

Dizzy · 28 February 2006

Forgive me if this has been posted here before, but there was an interesting article about ID in Utah on the NY Times:

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/05/national/05evolution.html?ex=1141275600&en=9ecca05f932602af&ei=5070

He seems to make the case that Mormons are keenly aware of their "minority status" in the Christian world and are therefore less likely to support "shove dogma down everyone's throats" legislation than others...an interesting read.

Ed Darrell · 28 February 2006

New triffids, or the evil spirits have come to rest in the home of someone else, pick your metaphor: There is a creationism eruption in Nevada, now:
http://sos.state.nv.us/nvelection/int_ref/TruthInScience.pdf

Nevada? Tell kids evolution is mathematically impossible?

Reed A. Cartwright · 28 February 2006

The issue of human and apes is more complicated than that. It is because "ape" means something different to biologists than it does to the lay public. To the former it refers to a group of closely related primate species, and their recent common ancestors. To the latter it refers to only the other extant ape species.

Several points:

1. Humans are apes, or more properly "great apes".

2. Humans are descended from great apes.

3. Humans are not chimps, bonobos, gorillas, or orangutans, the other extant great ape species.

4. Humans did not descend from any other great ape species.

4. Humans did not descend from any other extant great ape species.

PaulC · 28 February 2006

4. Humans did not descend from any other great ape species.
Sorry, you lost me here. Humans are descended from some common ancestor of humans and other extant great apes. You defined apes as including: "a group of closely related primate species, and their recent common ancestors." Are you saying that this common ancestor was not recent ancestor, or that it was not a great ape? I have always thought that if you had a live specimen of the most recent common ancestor of humans and extant great apes, it would probably look a lot more like what we'd think of as a great ape than it would look like some other kind of primate. Hence, you might classify it as a great ape. Is my intuition wrong?

Reed A. Cartwright · 28 February 2006

Sorry, that was meant to be

4. Humans did not descend from any other extant great ape species.

2hulls · 28 February 2006

Please help me understand something.

What was meant by this statement: "Maybe, Wyatt, I don't know. Do you have an engineering degree? An engineering degree renders the recipient an instant Renaissance Man."

I've been lurking here on PT since right after the Kitzmiller decision. I've learned a lot, not being a biologist by education. Mostly, I've had my prior views on the IDM and evolution strengthened. I've used some arguments I've read here when speaking with IDiots on other forums. I'm on your side.

I'm also an engineer. A very educated and experienced one. Very accomplished in my field.

You biologists etc. may not realize that you may need us in being critical of ID. D stands for design, remember? Who really designs stuff around here? Who you gonna call to help you really criticize a design if needed?

Perhaps the quote above isn't a slight on engineers, but others here have been.

How about practicing some professional courtesy?

Dave

Raging Bee · 28 February 2006

2hulls: I believe the comments you speak of were meant as a slight to engineers pretending to be biologists, or pretending that their knowledge of engineering qualified them to infer "design in nature;" or perhaps they're just a slight against a certain retired engineer who posts nonsensical falsehoods under many assumed names; but they're not meant for engineers in general.

2hulls · 28 February 2006

I can buy that. Thanks for the elaboration.

No competent engineer I know would pretend to be anything else, except a student of science and reason.

That said, we do have our nut cases........

Dave

J. Biggs · 28 February 2006

2hulls: I believe the comments you speak of were meant as a slight to engineers pretending to be biologists, or pretending that their knowledge of engineering qualified them to infer "design in nature;" or perhaps they're just a slight against a certain retired engineer who posts nonsensical falsehoods under many assumed names; but they're not meant for engineers in general.
I didn't realize Andy H./Larry Farflungdung was an retired engineer. It amazes me that anyone with the science background of an engineer (obviously weighted more in physics, and/or chemistry than biology) could be as obtuse as Larry. My undergraduate degree was in electrical engineering so I know what kind of science background it requires (although I am a dentist now). Of course the fact that Larry is crank really says nothing of engineers in general.

Dizzy · 28 February 2006

That doesn't surprise me much - I have a cousin with an M.S. in mechanical engineering who can't seem to understand how "Pandas" is different from a Physics or ME textbook...his brother-in-law is a medical doctor (!) who apparently shares his views on creation...

Julie Stahlhut · 28 February 2006

... Buttars said. "I don't believe that anybody in there really wants their kids to be taught that their great-grandfather was an ape."
Dude, if your great-grandfather was an ape, you're way too old to be in high school!

2hulls · 28 February 2006

by Dizzy -
"That doesn't surprise me much - I have a cousin with an M.S. in mechanical engineering who can't seem to understand how "Pandas" is different from a Physics or ME textbook..."

Raging Bee, see what I mean?

Dizzy - can you possibly make an even more over generialization?

Dave

Engineer-Poet, FCD, ΔΠΓ · 28 February 2006

An engineering degree renders the recipient an instant Renaissance Man.

— steve s
While most engineers' brains have a quirk, It's no cause for you to be a jerk.     I'm no hick Fundy yob;     the whole Renaissance job ain't no cinch, it's a lot of hard work!

Andy H. · 28 February 2006

NSCE's article says in part -- SB 96 then went to the House of Representatives Committee on Education, where it underwent further revision; in particular, the directive to the state board of education to emphasize the existence of disagreement among scientists with regard to "any theory regarding the origins of life, or the origins or present state of the human race" was replaced with a directive to "stress that no scientific theory, hypothesis, or instruction regarding the origins of life or the origins of species has been indisputably proven." The new revision of the bill was narrowly passed by the Committee on Education on February 8, 2006. Then on February 27, 2006, Representative Stephen Urquhart (R-District 75) amended the bill's text, leaving only "The State Board of Education shall establish curriculum requirements relating to scientific instruction." The gutted bill was then defeated, the Salt Lake Tribune explains (February 27, 2006), "to stop the Senate from having the ability to revive the issue." Buttars told the Tribune that it was "doubtful" that he would propose a similar bill in the future. -- from http://www.ncseweb.org/resources/news/2006/UT/603_antievolution_bill_in_utah_def_2_27_2006.asp
This all looks very fishy. Who is Rep. Urquhart and what gave him the authority to rewrite a bill that had been approved by the Committee on Education ? Anyway, completely gutting the House bill was a very convenient way of ducking a controversial issue. The House never had a chance to vote on a real bill on the issue. Even those who voted against the final, gutted version of the House bill could argue that they were not really voting against the wording of the committee-approved bill because there was no chance that compromise wording could be worked out with the Senate because there was nothing in the final House bill to serve as a starting point for compromise. No one really knows what the House vote would have been had the Committee version of the House bill been submitted for a vote. I am quite familiar with the sleazy tactics of politicians. Several years ago, when there was a big controversy over California's $300 "smog impact fee" which was later held to be unconstitutional by the courts, several legislators wrote bills to repeal the fee. However, most of these legislators had no intention of actually introducing these bills -- these bills were just so-called "placeholder" bills to reserve bill numbers and agenda spots for any completely unrelated legislation that the legislators wanted to introduce later ! The unrelated legislation would first be added as an "amendment" and then the smog fee repeal provisions would be dropped from the bill ! So these sleazeball legislators were just stringing people along with the false prospect that the hated smog impact fee was about to be repealed. Sort of like bait and switch. Eventually, after the fee was declared to be unconstitutional by the courts, a bill was passed authorizing full refunds with interest to nearly everyone who had paid the fee, going back as far as nine years or so.

Arden Chatfield · 28 February 2006

Andy, how come you post under all these different names? Ain't that against the rules?

Steviepinhead · 28 February 2006

Nah, this can't be Larry the maroon, or Larry the retired engineer, or Larry the federal judge, or Andy the maroon, or Andy the lawyer, or Andy the Ohio administrative expert, or Andy the co-evolutionary biologist.

This must be ... Andy the Utah legislator!

Tell us, Andy: was it necessary to change your religion to get this new legislative post?

The amazing Andy, "revisionary" renaissance man of many stripes (but don't be deceived: the white strip down the middle is still the creamy filling inside the maroon).

Corkscrew · 28 February 2006

This all looks very fishy. Who is Rep. Urquhart and what gave him the authority to rewrite a bill that had been approved by the Committee on Education?

— My name is Legion
Larry, why is it that when you see anything that you think might disadvantage ID, regardless of your complete lack of knowledge of the policies in that state (no, it's not California, the Brown Act doesn't apply) and the background to the case, you always always assume that something fishy is going on? I think the most amusing instance was where you were calling "shenanigans" on a ruling that supposedly prejudiced the Ohio Board's decision against ID, before having it pointed out to you that it was a Creationist who'd made that ruling. Yes, there are sleazy politicians out there. Do you have any evidence whatsoever that Rep. Urquhart is one of these, or are you just relying on your (demonstrably unreliable) political instincts?

Engineer-Poet, FCD, ΔΠΓ · 28 February 2006

I am quite familiar with the sleazy tactics of politicians.

— Landarry H. Farfarfromsmart
Irony so thick, you can cut it with a knife.

Rilke's Granddaughter · 28 February 2006

Since Larry once more demonstrates that he is an unethical, ignorant crank, I repeat my questions.

I'll keep repeating them, Larry until you answer them. Or until they ban you.

Lest my two basic points be lost in that last message of mine, I will repeat them (to go along with "Shut up, Larry"):

1. Larry, given that everyone knows that you're now posting under "Andy H" (and several other names), and given that this is in violation of the Thumb posting rules, are you aware that you are making yourself look like an idiot?

2. Given that you have no training, education, or experience in the subjects you are discussing, why should we pay any attention to your opinions?

Note that these are very honest questions: I would like to know the answers.

Andrew McClure · 28 February 2006

Who is Rep. Urquhart and what gave him the authority to rewrite a bill that had been approved by the Committee on Education ?

He is the majority whip of the Utah House of Representatives, and a member of the Utah House Public Education Appropriations Subcommittee and House Education Committee. The most logical assumption in this case would be that he was given the authority to rewrite that bill by the House of Representatives of Utah.

Andy H. · 1 March 2006

Comment #82819 Posted by Andrew McClure on February 28, 2006 11:21 PM
Who is Rep. Urquhart and what gave him the authority to rewrite a bill that had been approved by the Committee on Education ?
He is the majority whip of the Utah House of Representatives, and a member of the Utah House Public Education Appropriations Subcommittee and House Education Committee. The most logical assumption in this case would be that he was given the authority to rewrite that bill by the House of Representatives of Utah.
I have never heard of a single legislator being given carte blanche to rewrite a committee-approved bill. I thought that the usual procedure in amending committee-approved bills was to have the full legislative body vote on a motion to amend, but no vote was taken to approve the changes that Urquhart made in the bill -- see http://www.le.state.ut.us/~2006/status/sbillsta/sb0096s03.htm . What happened was that the bill that the House voted on was not SB96 at all, but was something completely different; in fact, the final House bill was called a "substitute" bill. The final bill, which left only the words, "The State Board of Education shall establish curriculum requirements relating to scientific instruction," was not merely trivial but was frivolous -- see http://www.le.state.ut.us/~2006/bills/sbillamd/sb0096s03.htm

Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 March 2006

1. Larry, given that everyone knows that you're now posting under "Andy H" (and several other names), and given that this is in violation of the Thumb posting rules, are you aware that you are making yourself look like an idiot?

2. Given that you have no training, education, or experience in the subjects you are discussing, why should we pay any attention to your opinions?

Note that these are completely honest questions: I would like to know the answers.

Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 March 2006

I have never heard of a single legislator being given carte blanche to rewrite a committee-approved bill.

— Larry
You're not a lawyer or a politican: you clearly have no experience whatever with legislation.

I thought that the usual procedure in amending committee-approved bills was to have the full legislative body vote on a motion to amend, but no vote was taken to approve the changes that Urquhart made in the bill --- see http://www.le.state.ut.us/~2006/status/sbillsta/... .

What you thought is wrong. If you knew anything about law, you would have known that.

What happened was that the bill that the House voted on was not SB96 at all, but was something completely different; in fact, the final House bill was called a "substitute" bill. The final bill, which left only the words, "The State Board of Education shall establish curriculum requirements relating to scientific instruction," was not merely trivial but was frivolous --- see http://www.le.state.ut.us/~2006/bills/sbillamd/s...

Standard operating procedure for legislatures. Your ignorance is showing, Larry.

Dizzy · 1 March 2006

2hulls:

"Dizzy - can you possibly make an even more over generialization?"

I mentioned two specific people in my extended family - an MS/Eng. and MD - as examples (hopefully exceptions), not as generalizations. The point was *not* that all doctors and engineers are creationists, it was that being an engineer or a doctor doesn't automatically make you a "well-informed consumer" of creationist vs. scientific literature.

Andy H. · 1 March 2006

Yes, Rilke's Granddaughter -- I confess my great ignorance and humbly prostrate myself before your infinite wisdom.

Andy H. · 1 March 2006

Comment #82804 posted by Corkscrew on February 28, 2006 09:32 PM Larry, why is it that when you see anything that you think might disadvantage ID, regardless of your complete lack of knowledge of the policies in that state (no, it's not California, the Brown Act doesn't apply) and the background to the case, you always always assume that something fishy is going on?
It has nothing to do with advantaging or disadvantaging ID -- it is just about following proper procedures.
I think the most amusing instance was where you were calling "shenanigans" on a ruling that supposedly prejudiced the Ohio Board's decision against ID, before having it pointed out to you that it was a Creationist who'd made that ruling.
Something is not necessarily right just because a creationist did it -- I wonder where you ever got that idea.
Yes, there are sleazy politicians out there. Do you have any evidence whatsoever that Rep. Urquhart is one of these, or are you just relying on your (demonstrably unreliable) political instincts?
Something is very sleazy about allowing a single legislator to rewrite a committee-approved bill.

Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 March 2006

Yes, Rilke's Granddaughter --- I confess my great ignorance and humbly prostrate myself before your infinite wisdom.

— Larry
Excellent. Now you can answer my questions: 1. Larry, given that everyone knows that you're now posting under "Andy H" (and several other names), and given that this is in violation of the Thumb posting rules, are you aware that you are making yourself look like an idiot? 2. Given that you have no training, education, or experience in the subjects you are discussing, why should we pay any attention to your opinions? Note that these are completely honest questions: I would like to know the answers.

Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 March 2006

It has nothing to do with advantaging or disadvantaging ID --- it is just about following proper procedures.

— Larry
They did follow proper procedures. Your utter ignorance of those procedures does not constitute an argument.

Something is not necessarily right just because a creationist did it --- I wonder where you ever got that idea.

Probably because you've said so.

Something is very sleazy about allowing a single legislator to rewrite a committee-approved bill.

Nope. They were following proper and allowable procedures; something you are ignorant of. For heaven's sake Larry, if you're going to troll about the law, do try to learn some. It's fairly clear that you've done no research at all on this.

Raging Bee · 1 March 2006

Larry: given your demonstrated -- and often admitted -- lack of knowledge of the subjects of which you speak; given your constant refusal to answer questions regarding your motives and dishonest use of multiple names; given your blatant repetition of arguments that have been refuted several times before; given your explicitly-stated disregard for all facts and logic that contradict your assertions; given the mockery you now consistently attract; and given your now-obvious reputation as a lonely pathetic dishonest cranky loser; I have to ask the following questions:

Why do you continue posting here, when you are clearly unwilling to deal honestly with us?

What makes you think you can convince anyone of anything here?

What makes you think your assertions have any credibility?

AD · 1 March 2006

Yes, Rilke's Granddaughter --- I confess my great ignorance and humbly prostrate myself before your infinite wisdom.

Yes, but is it countably infinite or uncountably infinite? Inquiring minds (of math geeks) wish to know. As an aside, Larry, I don't think people have a problem with you posting here - they have a problem with you posting here using wildly uninformed arguments and projecting a severe inability to reason. I'm absolutely positive that if you thoroughly researched your claims and laid out foundations for your arguments, two things would happen: 1) You would change your position on some of them in the face of evidence (I've done so myself before after research). 2) You would make better arguments. You might want to try it. It's a lot more work, but you'd have some credibility at times.

J. Biggs · 1 March 2006

I think Larry should go to law school and after graduating and passing the Bar exam he should go to work for the Disco Institute.
The Judges hearing the cases would have far less patience for Larry than we do, especially when be starts calling them "fundy-hating Darwinist fanatics". He could effectivley destroy any credibility they have left in a few months. Either that or Larry could become a scientist and try to get funding to research ID from the Templeton foundation. Of course the Disco institute does't really want to do research because it would most likely produce evidence that further supports the ToE and not ID. And that would just be doing the scientists work for them.

Sincerely,
"fundy-hating Darwinist fanatic"

BWE · 1 March 2006

http://jurist.law.pitt.edu/paperchase/2006/03/evolution-opponents-sue-russian.php

Hmmm. Interesting way of introducing God into school. Not even US based.

Bruce Thompson GQ · 1 March 2006

In response to the attempts to highjack the thread something panda related is in order.
Moses cries out: Waterloo in Dover! Waterloo in Ohio! Waterloo in Utah!
At the end of the ice age with a rise in global temperatures pandas faced a shift in available habit. Despite the dire warnings of the thumbless pandas, those without the modified seismoid bones, that thumbed pandas were skating on thin ice and were soon to meet their Waterloo, thumbed pandas easily made the shift with warming temperatures since the pandas thumb still provided a clear advantage when it came to feeding. The ability to strip bamboo still allowed them to out compete pandas without this modification. This is similar to the development of the red pandas' thumb, which was proposed to have developed in response to its arboreal habitat and then co-opted for feeding. Another modification found in giant pandas, the enlarged mastoid muscles, presumed to enhance feeding also allowed for long winded vocalizations between members of the divergent groups, some by just by flapping their jaws. Bear vocalizations can carry over long distances and not only assists in identifying mates but in defending territory. Overlooked in these discussions is that the enlarged mastoid muscles also allow for easy opening of bottled beverage containers. This increased consumption of bottled beverages predicts altered expression of enzymes involved not only in the shift from carnivore to herbivore diets but also in enzymes metabolizing bottled beverage contents. There is photographic evidence of thumbed pandas consuming bottled beverages but not thumbless pandas, although anecdotal evidence exists. Further investigation by naturalists should attempt to photograph thumbless pandas in the wild opening bottled beverage containers to confirm this behavior. In addition, naturalists should investigate thumbed pandas opening beverage bottles to see if the pandas thumb plays any role in this behavior. Given the ecological separation between thumbed and thumbless pandas comparative bottled beverage studies would be difficult. When significant numbers of the 2 populations have been in brought into proximity it has been under controlled conditions and only to measure vocalizations. Delta Pi Gamma (Scientia et Fermentum)

Moses · 1 March 2006

Comment #82803 Posted by Steviepinhead on February 28, 2006 08:53 PM (e) Nah, this can't be Larry the maroon, or Larry the retired engineer, or Larry the federal judge, or Andy the maroon, or Andy the lawyer, or Andy the Ohio administrative expert, or Andy the co-evolutionary biologist. This must be ... Andy the Utah legislator!

That was laugh-out-loud funny...

Steviepinhead · 1 March 2006

Blush!

Larry/Andy is, of course, too easy a target, which usually reduces one's score considerably. In fact, Larry has been "hit" so many times, from so many directions, by so many comic "archers," that it's getting to be a real challenge to find a chink in the previously-landed "arrows" through which to slip in a new one...

But, for lack of a more evasive target, we persevere.

Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 March 2006

The truly sad thing about Larry is the sad and downright pathetic nature of his posts. He's so lonely, so friendless that he'll endure infinite ridicule for his ignorance just to get someone to notice him. It is really extraordinarily sad.

And if he could learn anything, he might have actual friends.

But he can't. And apparently doesn't.

And that is saddest of all.

steve s · 1 March 2006

Comment #82874 Posted by Rilke's Granddaughter on March 1, 2006 10:30 AM (e) 1. Larry, given that everyone knows that you're now posting under "Andy H" (and several other names), and given that this is in violation of the Thumb posting rules, are you aware that you are making yourself look like an idiot?

Larry has been quite obviously posting under a half dozen names for over a month now. Since he hasn't been banned, and his posts haven't been removed, it's safe to say there are no consequences for violating Rule 6.

Steviepinhead · 1 March 2006

I expect it's up to whether the individual post-creator (in this case, Reed Cartwright) wants to be bothered, either to do something drastic, or to take the time and trouble to move each Larry or Andy post to the Bathroom Wall.

In Andy's case, his various aliases and his repetitive style and "concerns" are so well-known, that no one who is at all familiar with Panda's Thumb is fooled for long.

Also, a fair amount of sentiment has been expressed to the effect that Larry's maunderings do serve some minimal useful purpose, either in displaying the mendacity and vacuousness of ID thought, or in occasionally prompting a reply which may prove educational to the innocent lurker--if never to Larry himself.

Under these circumstances, the failure to impose some kind of consequence probably does little harm. This is, of course, no guarantee that those who might violate the same policy in some more devious or egregious fashion would not draw a consequence upon themselves.

Dan · 1 March 2006

Leave Larry, or lurkers will lament his leaving.

Steviepinhead · 1 March 2006

Leave LaLaLarry FaFaFarFlungDung, or alliterationists everywhere will lament his leaving.

Not to mention Otis (FaFaFa) Redding...

normdoering · 2 March 2006

Moses wrote:

Waterloo in Dover! Waterloo in Ohio! Waterloo in Utah!

Now, let's propose some bills to sticker all the Bibles and religious books in the public high school libraries. The stickers could say something like "The story of creation presented here is only a myth (not even a theory) and one should approach this material critically. To see an alternative view, read Richard Dawkins 'The Blind Watchmaker.'"

Rilke's Granddaughter · 2 March 2006

Also, a fair amount of sentiment has been expressed to the effect that Larry's maunderings do serve some minimal useful purpose, either in displaying the mendacity and vacuousness of ID thought, or in occasionally prompting a reply which may prove educational to the innocent lurker---if never to Larry himself. Under these circumstances, the failure to impose some kind of consequence probably does little harm. This is, of course, no guarantee that those who might violate the same policy in some more devious or egregious fashion would not draw a consequence upon themselves.

So we might, with Baudelaire, say "if there were no Larrys, we would have to invent them?" Perhaps you have a point. Reality trumps all 'theoretical' discussions of issues.

Richard23 · 2 March 2006

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