The Judge also comments on another issue which was 'grossly misunderstood'The controversial part of the ruling was whether intelligent design is in fact science. Lost in the post-decision debate was that both sides, plaintiffs and defense, asked me to rule on that issue.
The Dover v Kitzmiller decision, contrary to ID pundits' predictions, has already become a foundation for other legal cases and challenges. The thoroughness of the decision, the weeks of testimony by both sides have come to support what many already had concluded: Intelligent Design is scientifically vacuous.The opinion speaks for itself. There was something I said in the opinion that was grossly misunderstood... . I said that on the issue of whether intelligent design was science, that there wasn't a judge in the United States in a better position to decide that than I was. [Commentator Phyllis] Schlafly interpreted that as my saying that I am so brilliant and erudite that I could decide that better than anyone else could. What I meant was that no one else had sat through an intensive six weeks of largely scientific testimony, and in addition to the task at hand, which was to decide the case, I wanted the opinion to stand as a primer for people across the country... . I wanted it to stand as a primer so that folks on both sides of the issue could read it, understand the way the debate is framed, see the testimony in support and against the various positions... and what is heartening to me is that it's now evident that it's being used in that way....
172 Comments
Bob Maurus · 26 February 2006
This is truly heartening. Thanks, Pim.
Bob
steve s · 26 February 2006
Our christmas present was indeed a big pony.
t.f. · 26 February 2006
Disheartening for the vocal majority, would you not say? Heartening for those of us on the side of church-state separation and sound science.
Spike · 26 February 2006
Spike · 26 February 2006
Sorry. The Philly Inquirer had his name wrong.
He is Judge John E. Jones III
Mike Walker · 26 February 2006
I get the feeling that despite all the personal attacks on Judge Jones' character, and all the IDists trying to pick apart his words, he's quite comfortable with letting history judge his opinion and ruling.
Ray · 26 February 2006
Andy H. · 26 February 2006
Charlie B · 27 February 2006
Judges aren't supposed to be "neutral", they're supposed to be disinterested and impartial. Then they make a decision if favour of one side or the other. If they were "neutral" they wouldn't be able to make a decision.
And I'm astonished that anyone, even a troll, would suggest that a judge should refuse to rule on a question put before him by BOTH parties, and one that was a major part of the case! Bizarre.
It's also bizarre that Larry/AndyH/whatever-your-name-is
is still going over this old ground and repeating the activist judge rubbish. Haven't you heard, you're supposed to be "teaching the controversy" now. Or is it "sudden emergence theory" this week?
k.e. · 27 February 2006
Andy H. which is a pseudonym for "Super Activist" Lawrence Fafarman a person who actually thinks that denigrating evidential material will promote his views on the Holocaust, evolution, US law, smog tax, and mad cow disease.
Again tries to misinform.
Keep going Larry your plainly insane and constant attacks on people of good character, a concept that obviously is beyond your realm of being, like Judge Jones completely discredits your side of the argument.
Is Larry a ____________ ? (Fill in the blank dear reader)
hehe · 27 February 2006
"Here is how different kinds of judges would have ruled ---
Non-activist judge ---
Pro-ID school board was replaced by anti-ID school board. Case is moot. Dismissed."
You're not being logical here. Jones is a non-activist judge, and he didn't rule like that. Ergo, you're wrong.
"Also, Jones was supposed to put himself in the position of an "objective observer" and not in the position of an "expert" who heard several days of expert testimony. An "objective observer" is supposed to be better informed than the average citizen but is not supposed to be an expert --- it would be unreasonable to base an "effects" test on how an expert would view something."
And that is exactly what Jones has done, you silly liar:
"People have asked me, "Did you sort of make yourself an expert? Did you read up on things?" and the answer is no, I didn't..."
"What if Judge Jones had been really skeptical and refused to accept such far-fetched Darwinist arguments as the notion that jawbones evolved into middle-ear bones ? What if Jones had turned the tables and ruled that Darwinism is not science ?"
What if the Earth was flat?
"The Dover decision is certainly not a foundation, because being the opinion of a single judge of the lowest rank of federal courts, it has little value as precedent."
Heh, you silly bugger. Of course it is. It is an intellectual foundation. Nobody claims it is a precedent in a legal sense. Don't you get tired of being wrong?
Gary Hurd · 27 February 2006
There were a lot of ellipses in that interview, but like the man said, "The opinion speaks for itself."
But, don't you just know that Dembski and the other DI hacks are thinking, "If only I had testified, we would have won." Or, if they are more honest than I think they are, "I am so glad I wasn't there on the witness stand. I would have got creamed like Behe. Now I can pretend that it didn't count because (fill in the blank) didn't testify."
Then they sharpen their quills (they are in the middle ages) and write, "The purposeful arangement of parts ... the origin of life ... teach the controversy."
Thanks Pim.
k.e. · 27 February 2006
uh... Gary
I'm pretty sure 'Count' William Dembski
is happy to be 'guilt' free and quixotically gloating over his 'untainted' book sales and his solipsistic lecture circuit.
He knows the only way for his pig to fly is change the 'rules' for the definition of science and changing the constitution.
Both will have to get past non-activist Judges.
Seems those pesky enchanted windmills are getting bigger.
rachelrachel · 27 February 2006
Philadelphia Inquirer, please, with an I, sometimes known as the Inky.
You're confusing it with The National Enquirer. (Or maybe the Cincinnati paper of that name.)
Andrew McClure · 27 February 2006
Larry appears to be conducting some kind of long-term test to see whether if he repeats the same four or five absurd statements enough times, they will become true.
Renier · 27 February 2006
Larry is just a bad looser. He has sour grapes. Never once, not once, did he actually consider that Judge might be right.
Andy H. · 27 February 2006
Stephen Elliott · 27 February 2006
Evo_Turk · 27 February 2006
Charlie B · 27 February 2006
hehe · 27 February 2006
"WHO is not being logical here ?"
You, obviously.
"You are obviously begging the question --- you are not even trying to be subtle about it."
Begging the question if what you were doing.
"Not only was the case moot, but the defendants could not appeal, which was an additional reason for declaring the case to be moot."
Again, obviously, Since the judge ruled, the case was not moot.
"On the contrary, Jones considered himself to be an expert on the basis of the expert testimony that he heard in court."
It's just another of your lies. The truth is the opposite of what you claim, as is proven by Jones' interview.
"He claimed that he was better qualified to rule on the scientific merits of ID than any other judge in the country."
And he was.
"Judge Jones admitted that evolution theory is flawed. That at least is a start."
No he didn't. So once again you're exposed as a liar.
"The Dover decision is not binding as an intellectual foundation, either."
Intellectual foundation cannot be binding, retard.
"Other judges are free to come up with their own opinions about the scientific merits of ID or --- as I suggested --- not rule at all on ID's scientific merits but just rule that irreducible complexity is non-religious and that even though IC might be bogus science, there is no separation of bogus science and state."
Nobody claimed otherwise.
Corkscrew · 27 February 2006
Andy H. · 27 February 2006
a maine yankee · 27 February 2006
Flat earth
4004 bc about 9 am
humours (humor)
stork theory of baby making (delivery)
Darwin's recantation
geocentrism
and the beat goes on and on and on into the 21st century
I am appalled at the depth of willful ignorance openingly displayed by idapologists.
Must be worth the money?
Corkscrew · 27 February 2006
hehe · 27 February 2006
No theory is perfect, so Holocaust-denying antisemite Fafarman is exposed as a demagogue once again.
Evo_Turk · 27 February 2006
Jeremy · 27 February 2006
"We don't really know that --- somewhere there may be a judge who studied the controversy on his/her own and who has more general knowledge about it than Judge Jones does."
Are you playing the "He didn't hear the real ID" card? Gee, the moment he gets completely taken apart in court, the ID crowd is all too ready to disown Michael Behe. It must suck to have no job security as a proponent of ID when your pet theory goes belly-up.
Anyway, the point is that Judge Jones heard the best testimony from prominent members of the ID camp. What any layperson spends six months researching on the internet, Jones was taught by the best and brightest in six weeks.
Andy H. · 27 February 2006
hehe · 27 February 2006
"Funny, before the Dover decision was released, no one was willing to predict publicly whether Judge Jones would rule on the scientific merits of ID, but after the decision was released a lot of people have said that he had no choice but to rule on that issue."
Nothing strange here. If he wouldn't rule on that, he would prove that he is an activist judge.
Evo_Turk · 27 February 2006
Renier · 27 February 2006
Larry, your arguments are not imperfect, they are flawed. Own medicine tastes good here lad?
KL · 27 February 2006
Rather than read another thread derailed by Andy/Larry, I am going to see if I can start a area Judge Jones fan club.
Scott Simmons · 27 February 2006
Andy H. "Not only was the case moot, but the defendants could not appeal, which was an additional reason for declaring the case to be moot."
Why couldn't the defendants appeal? I have no doubt that they had no *intention* of appealing a loss, given that the new board members were mostly elected on their anti-ID stance. But the fact that the composition of the board had change was no barrier to their legal rights and obligations. It was the board of education that was sued, not the individual members, and the board of education continued and continues to exist-if they choose to pursue this matter, nothing is preventing them. (Except their own good sense & political will to live.)
GSLamb · 27 February 2006
Moses · 27 February 2006
Tim Hague · 27 February 2006
Raging Bee · 27 February 2006
Evo_turk quoted Judge Jones thusly:
To be sure, Darwin's theory of evolution is imperfect. However, the fact that a scientific theory cannot yet render an explanation on every point should not be used as a pretext to thrust an untestable alternative hypothesis grounded in religion into the science classroom or to misrepresent well-established scientific propositions. (pp. 136-137, Kitzmiller v. Dover decision)
And The Crankcase Who Shall Remain The Opposite Of Nameless has yet to respond to this. He also has yet to respond to the numerous questions about why he insists on using multiple names. Not up to a real grownup debate, are you?
improvius · 27 February 2006
improvius · 27 February 2006
...forgot to add that, obviously, the defendants had (and have) the ability to appeal the case. You are completely wrong. Perhaps you are under the impression that the outgoing board members themselves were the defendants. If only that were true! Then they would be footing the bill instead of the taxpayers.
Stephen Elliott · 27 February 2006
Pete Dunkelberg · 27 February 2006
steve s · 27 February 2006
Laser · 27 February 2006
J-Dog · 27 February 2006
Steve S:
"Only 13 of the 42 comments on this thread do not deal with Andy/Larry, so he may properly be considered the subject. I submit to you that the methods Panda's Thumb employs to deal with trolls are an abject failure."
re: abject failure - IMO, no, I don't think so. I remember when I was new to this debate, I enjoyed reading the responses to trolling, and I learned a lot from poster's responses. Yes, Larry is an idiot, BUT, again IMO, a useful idiot. My $.02.
ben · 27 February 2006
ben · 27 February 2006
Raging Bee · 27 February 2006
Thanks, Laser. I suggest the following modification of your standard message:
"This is Larry Fafarman, who is known for posting under other names. He has shown that he does not understand any subject relevant to evolution, nor many subjects not relevant to evolution. These subjects include: biology, chemistry, physics, mathematics, imaginary numbers, the Holocaust, and the workings of the US legal system. The overwhelming majority -- if not all -- of the assertions and opinions he posts here are repetitions of assertions and opinions already debunked in previous threads. He is only seeking attention, so please do not give it to him."
Spike · 27 February 2006
I'm with J-Dog. Larry-Who-Is-Legion echoes the sentiments of many who write letters to the editor in our local papers. Those writers are completely wrong, also, and they are just as impervious to rational argument.
Nevertheless, like J-Dog and me, there are many who read those letters and responses who are not unteachable. And not ever reader knows all the answers that seem obvious to many who respond to Larry the F.
I think posting standard responses is a good idea, especially noting that they are standard responses and that the topics "Me-Myself-and-Larry" & clones have brought up have been dealt with before, without any counterargument. (Which is what RB posted in while I was writing this!)
Spike · 27 February 2006
...and ben!
Chiefley · 27 February 2006
Andy H wrote... "This case was not like, say, product liability cases where the judges often must decide on the merits of scientific theories in order to decide the cases."
Yes, this was very much like a product liability case. The proponent's claims for the product were based on its alleged scientific merits. The plaintiffs' position was that the claims were fraudulent and that they were damaged by those claims. Fraud and and material damage were upheld on the basis of exposing the scientific dishonesty.
steve s · 27 February 2006
'Everybody should just not feed the troll'.
http://www.therealmartha.com/WANews/duh_Garfield.jpg
why don't you tell us that nobody should steal things while you're at it.
There needs to be a system where comments like Larry's encounter friction, if the purpose of the comments section is to discuss the attached post. Nobody said ban the trolls, but presumably the goal at PT is not to have trolls hijack every last thread. Right now, that's the primary function of PT comment sections.
mplavcan · 27 February 2006
I think that comments by "Andy H' are useful. While judge Jone's decision was wonderfully reasoned and sound in every respect, it has little impact out here in the trenches. Those of us trying to practice science AND deal with these cretins can always use a good clean written example of the twisted and bizarre "logic" that is used to to miseducate our students. In fact, I whole-heartedly endorse the idea of someone creating a compendium of this clown's posts as a sort of short course in creationist rhetoric and polemics.
FYI, this weekend I saw three programs on our local TV (in Arkansas) devoted to "debunking" evolution, one full length letter in the paper, and a couple of short letters.
AD · 27 February 2006
Dean Morrison · 27 February 2006
I thought posting under multiple names was not allowed here? Larry threatened to do this on the '1000-post' thread (he also threatened to invent an IP address scrambler to get around any ban - to much amusement). Anyone care to check?
It was pointed out to Larry that whatever name he posted under his trademark crankery is such a dead giveaway that no-one would be fooled by it.
Andy H is so transparently Larry - especially his peculiar take on the US legal system - that he only succeeds in making an even bigger fool of himself by trying to pretend he's someone else.
He is a useful fool sometimes however - I find that some of the posts which demolish his arguements to be very informative - and as Larry is really the best that the pro-ID crowd can offer - it shows that not only is the 'science' of ID vacuous - but the 'big guns' of the movement have vacated the field in favour of a hapless troll.
Just in case 'Andy H' is considering 'bearing false witness' perhaps he'd like to take my Larry Farfarman test:
'Andy H' do you agree with any of the following statements:
1. The confederate flag is a symbol of a breakaway movement from the USA and should not be flown from public buildings.
2. Holocaust 'revisionism' is simply a variety of Holocaust 'denial'.
3. I don't live in Los Angeles
4. I don't ride a bicycle.
5. I do not consider myself to be an expert on US law.
6. I've never tried to take a case to the Supreme Court
- now think carefully before you answer - you know what happens to people who 'bear false witness'. Failure to respond will be considered by myself as final evidence that you are indeed Larry F.
BWE · 27 February 2006
He admitted it earlier.
By the way, someone said but now I can't find it that this case didn't set precident??? Huh??? A ruling by a federal judge not being precident? Any laywer arguing in another case will have the luxury of reading off an amazingly well reasoned opinion in a prior case. That is kinda what precident is right? I mean, you would have to overturn the precident set by Judge Jones if you wanted to arrive at a different legal conclusion, right?
BWE · 27 February 2006
by hehe:
"Heh, you silly bugger. Of course it is. It is an intellectual foundation. Nobody claims it is a precedent in a legal sense. Don't you get tired of being wrong?"
Spike · 27 February 2006
BWE,
Not exactly. Only "courts of record" (courts of the appeals level or Federal courts where the decisions are published) set precedent. And precedent only applies when the court is in your "chain of command" so to speak. That is, decisions in the 9th Circuit are not precedent in the 3rd, but they are precedent for all the lower courts in the 9th.
There is nothing in the Kitzmiller decision that legally prevents the exact same case from being heard in another district. [But, lawyers in those districts are free to refer to Kitzmiller as much as they like. They just have to demonstrate that it applies.] Perhaps the ID crowd can get a "non-activist" judge who will find in their favor. That would actually help the case get to the higher courts, because higher courts are more likely to choose to hear cases which have resulted in major opposing decisions.
But the theocratic fundamentalists are unlikely to quit even if the Supreme Court decides again that "teach the controversy-intelligent design-creation science" is just religion and does not belong in the science classes of government schools.
So Panda's Thumb, the Secular Web, the AAAS, the NCSE, the ACLU and friends will still be here, hacking at the leaves of evil (trolls and DaveScott), and striking at the root (the DI and all the other creation science "institutes").
Stoffel · 27 February 2006
PvM · 27 February 2006
drtomaso · 27 February 2006
Personally, while I find many of the scientific writings here to be of interest, I find I am much more entertained by witnessing trolls being completely demolished.
Please feed the trolls. Fatten them up for the kill.
AD · 27 February 2006
On the topic of "precedent", after conferring with a co-worker who actually has a legal degree (I do not), I was told this:
It would be misleading to call Dover precedent. Quite simply, as explained above, precedent is set by a higher/equal court, and a lower/equal court is bound to follow it, within the same "tree" (the 2nd circuit doesn't have "precedent" from the 8th circuit, say, but the supreme court our the 2nd itself could set precedent for the 2nd and all subsidiary courts). This precedent would only be binding in Judge Jones' jurisdiction, as a result.
This is what the ID folks are squawking about. They, however, miss a very important point:
A well-written and well-crafted decision, along with all the accompanying evidence, can be entered into evidence at another trial, if my understanding is correct. Judges are also much more apt to find the rulings of other similarly unbiased judges highly persuasive. Thus, while Jones' decision sets no precedent, it provides a foundation for several things. First, as a simple road-map for defeating ID in future cases based on a successful plaintiff approach. Second, as a vehicle for influencing the opinion of a judge by demonstrating that one of his peers has already conclusively shot down ID in a very legally vehement manner. Third, as a demonstration of duplicity on the part of the defendents, which would call their credibility into question if the same tactics/witnesses were used in a future defense. Lastly, as a piece of evidence to establish a non-scientific paper trail and history for ID, as it is yet another ruling that would be used in the Lemon and Establishment tests.
So no, it is not precedent, but yes, it has the potential to be highly influential (as we are already seeing in Ohio).
PvM · 27 February 2006
Thanks AD, that's the message I was trying to get across
Andy H. · 27 February 2006
PvM · 27 February 2006
Spike · 27 February 2006
Raging Bee · 27 February 2006
Another repetitive post by Andy Larry Don't Call Me Stupid Farfinginsinthin, containing no assertion that hasn't been debunked here at least twice before. What a loser.
Chiefley · 27 February 2006
Andy H wrote in #82490... "However, there is no constitutional separation of bogus science and state."
You are right. Its not illegal, its just heinously immoral to use high school children to further a cultural/political agenda.
J. Biggs · 27 February 2006
Larry regurgitated:
That was not the basis of the suit --- the basis of the suit was the claim that mentioning ID in public-school science classes violates the constitutional separation of church and state. However, there is no constitutional separation of bogus science and state.
So then your admitting that ID is bogus science? And if it is why shouldn't it be ruled against? Are we now expected to teach our kids bogus science? Where are you going with this?
Gorbe · 27 February 2006
I'm just waiting to hear an ID proponent accuse Judge Jones of not being a "Real Christian." (tm). Cuz, you know, a real Christians would follow the agenda of Jerry "Tinky Winky" Falwell, Pat "He/They Deserved It" Robertson, et al. brilliant minds of science and the law.
Andy H. · 27 February 2006
Steviepinhead · 27 February 2006
With apologies to Lenny, who won't be off work for another hour or so:
Just shut up, Larry. Nobody cares what you think.
Flint · 27 February 2006
Steviepinhead · 27 February 2006
And Larry's ultimate retreat to the explanatory power of faith leaves him with yet another dilemma:
Well I would like to spare even you the bad news, Larry, faith-healing doesn't work any better than faith-science.
Which is going to be a problem when you finally seek help for your multiple personality/cognitive dissonance disorder.
J. Biggs · 27 February 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 27 February 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 27 February 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 27 February 2006
J. Biggs · 27 February 2006
Mr Christopher · 27 February 2006
Move larry's comments to the bathroom wall where they belong.
Andy H. · 27 February 2006
Arden Chatfield · 27 February 2006
PvM, I think it's time to keep Larry from derailing another thread. I suggest you move him to the Bathroom Wall.
Spike · 27 February 2006
If anything Larry the F says is true, then real legal intelligences ought to be able to easily demonstrate that Judge Jones' ruling and opinion are flawed, not just imperfect.
The exact same case could be brought in nearly any appropriate venue outside of Judge Jones' district and tried almost verbatim, if the plaintiffs and defendants so choose. That judge could find just the opposite. Then there would be an excellent chance that the case would be heard on appeal, even if there were no legal errors.
So Larry and all your other personas, you guys need to get together and file suit in your local federal court (because it is a federal question):
The case will probably go in your favor, because God will make sure you don't get stuck with another activist judge.
The other side will certainly appeal, since those ACLU lawyers will want to hike up their fees.
You-all will win again.
The ACLU will appeal again, to the Supreme Court.
All those conservative, non-activist justices will finally throw out the legal hogwash that has been preventing American public school children from learning the truth about Darwinism.
Old man Charlie will be buried good and deep and Christian Morality will once again rule Our Great Land.
Get going! Don't wait! Souls are being lost because of your lolly-gagging with these losers on the Panda's Thumb.
(God told me to write this to show that He has power over everyone, even atheists).
PvM · 28 February 2006
Why censor Andy for expressing such nonsense ideas which merely serve to underline his disconnect from reality.
Andy has to abandon most of reality and logic to accuse the judge.
Personally I believe his comments serve as a fair warning to our children...
That's your brain on ID children.
W. Kevin Vicklund · 28 February 2006
Andy H. · 28 February 2006
Grey Wolf · 28 February 2006
Larrandy said:
"Whenever I mention ID, I automatically include IC (irreducible complexity)."
Let's go down the list:
1) Is IC evolvable? Yes
2) Does the IC proponent know this? Yes
3) Is IC in any way evidence for ID? No
4) Does Larrandy realise all that? Who knows? Who cares?
"The correct judicial standard is how IC would be viewed by an objective observer"
An objective observer, once showed that IC systems can evolve without an intelligent designer's help, would conclude the same as everyone except ignorant creationists: that at best IC is completely irrelevant to the discussion, since both evolution and intelligent designer can produce them.
"It is natural for ID proponents to concentrate their efforts where they have the most support, and the support for ID is far greater in the general public than in the scientific community."
Herein lies the ultimate problem with creationists: they really see nothing wrong in bypassing science peer review. Larrandy is perfectly ok with teaching crap and lies to children, and ignoring the professional people that can tell you why they are lies and crap. Like snake oil peddlers, essentially.
"One of the reasons for that is similar to the answer to the question of why robbers rob banks --- "because that is where the money is.""
You know, I like that example. The same amount of ethics is involved in both. Yep, sounds exactly like ID to me.
Hope that helps,
Grey Wolf
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 28 February 2006
Shut up, Larry.
Raging Bee · 28 February 2006
Does Andy Larry Farfignugenginsinthin represent the ID movement as a whole, or just its special-ed wing?
Rilke's Granddaughter · 28 February 2006
Laser · 28 February 2006
Andy H. · 28 February 2006
k.e. · 28 February 2006
Laser THAT is an insult to bank robbers!
They don't do it for laughs.
ur....neither is Lawrence "I'm not a Holocaust denier just a revisionist" Fafarman of course but yeah...... free entertainment.
Although the same joke over and over can only be funny if it's the "Aristocrats" in this case the punchline is Lawrence Fafarman does the whole act by himself and it's called the "Revisionist"
...maybe all the librarians in his neighborhood are Jewish which may explain why Larry just can't get into the act of creation.
But seriously Larry you have all the elements of a Shaggy Dog Story
1. long (and ideally tedious) exposition
2. unexpected recognition of a familiar saying
3. story has nothing to do with the usual context
4. is not aware of the multiple meanings of the words in the phrase
5. the surprise ending of the joke cannot be recovered by "explaining" the joke to the audience
6. the humor (if any) is then derived from the fact that the joke-teller held the attention of the listeners for a long time
7. no reason at all (an anticlimax).
8. characteristic phrases that are repeated many times
9. turn out to have nothing whatsoever to do with the "punchline," such as it is.
Do you have a brother by any chance Larry?
"The Bell Ringer joke"
k.e. · 28 February 2006
Sorry Larry wrong joke
The Man and the Clown.
Raging Bee · 28 February 2006
Larry Andy Fubarman wrote:
...the finding regarding the scientific merits of IC was based only on a scientific analysis of IC. (Hey, Larry, you misspelled "ID!")
As usual, he unintentionally admits that the scientific vacuity of ID is indeed proven by scientific analysis of ID, then continues to wheeze about any peripheral-to-irrelevant matter of which he can find any mention. This has got to be the least coherent crank I've ever encountered. Hell, I've heard more coherent bollocks from Lyndon LaRouche!
k.e. · 28 February 2006
Hey Larry did you get your Fan Mail off to
David Irving. ?
Andy H. · 28 February 2006
Andy H. · 28 February 2006
ben · 28 February 2006
Rilke's Granddaughter · 28 February 2006
k.e. · 28 February 2006
Andy H. who is really Lawrence "I'm not a Holocaust denier just a revisionist" Fafarman
ah... Larry it's OK we get the joke, you can stop now.
Note: Don't get it?
This joke does not actually have an end, rather, the teller of this joke should continue the pattern for as long as his or her audience will tolerate. This story forms a subversion of the shaggy-dog style by increasing the suspense and anticipation of a shaggy-dog style punchline yet never actually delivering.
As with many shaggy-dog stories, it is vitally important that the one telling the joke have a good understanding of his or her audience's sense of humor and willingness to tolerate tedium in the name of a joke. Embellishments may be added or removed at the teller's whim,
This joke is best told in a large group, and if the audience stops paying attention,
Rilke's Granddaughter · 28 February 2006
Lest my two basic points be lost in that last message of mine, I will repeat them (to go along with "Shut up, Larry"):
1. Larry, given that everyone knows that you're now posting under "Andy H" (and several other names), and given that this is in violation of the Thumb posting rules, are you aware that you are making yourself look like an idiot?
2. Given that you have no training, education, or experience in the subjects you are discussing, why should we pay any attention to your opinions?
Note that these are very honest questions: I would like to know the answers.
Pastor Bentonit · 28 February 2006
J. Biggs · 28 February 2006
Arden Chatfield · 28 February 2006
J. Biggs · 28 February 2006
Sorry I must have screwed up the blockquote in my last posting.
Raging Bee · 28 February 2006
J. Biggs: "Farflungdung?" Damn, that's even more appropriate than my offerings of "Fubarman" and "Farfringinsinthin!" I bow to your superior name-dropping and vote for you as "Designated Namer of Trolls Who Can't Figure Out What To Call Themselves."
Steviepinhead · 28 February 2006
Dean Morrison · 28 February 2006
If only Larry had taken my advice and tried to get a date with that nice lady at the library instead of making an even greater idiot of himself.
As proof that evolutionary theory can have predictive powers - I predicted that Larry would evolve into a number of easily identifiable alter-egos and we would all have lots of fun playing:
Spot the Larry!
Dean Morrison · 28 February 2006
JS · 28 February 2006
Steviepinhead · 28 February 2006
The federal government sets some standards--like the controversial No Child Left Behind ones--which the states are free to accept or reject, so long as they are also willing to reject any accompanying federal monies, a carrot-and-stick approach.
Pretty much, however, the states are free to set their own standards. Most states do set minimum curriculum standards, some of which are advisory and some of which are mandatory. Many of them are reasonably decent, though "enforcement" may be spotty when it comes to what actually gets taught in, say, a high school biology classroom. You will recall seeing many discussions about these state standards here, regarding the attempts by the creationists to pervert them (Ohio, Kansas, and failed attempts in Alabama, Florida, the Carolinas, etc.).
Many states leave the detailed curriculum up to the local school districts themselves, either as to curriculum that exceeds the "minimum" state-set standards, or as to the implementation of the actual standards (where the state ones are of the advisory, non-binding type...).
So, it's not that we don't know how to set reasonable standards for science curricula, it's that many times the governmental bodies responsible are susceptible to political chicanery and shenanigans. These tend to be under-the-radar bodies that can be staffed with polititcal appointee hacks or, where elective rather than appointive, the folks who are motivated to run tend to be the fringies who have a religious or social ax to grind.
The usual American cluster-duck approach... Our yokel-ness can be refreshing or horrifying!
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 28 February 2006
Larry isn't an IDer. Larry is just a crank.
Steviepinhead · 28 February 2006
Oops!
I neglected to circle back around to the ultimate point: the standards-writing bodies of the federal, state, and local governments tend not to be directly impacted by the strictures of the U.S. Constitution, which doesn't really speak specifically to the issue of quality standards in education.
Thus, it's only when the standards-writing bodies step far enough out of line that they violate some constitutional provision only tangentially relevant to education, like separation of church and state, freedom of expression, due process, etc., that the federal courts are in a position to step in and set the situation aright.
Thus, LF is correct to the limited extent that the national constitution itself does not mandate any particular level of validity of the instructional curriculum, but it does prevent the writing or implementation of standards that would impose a particular religion's view of origins upon public school students. Which can, at times, resemble swatting at flies with a sledgehammer.
It's a great country, where you're free to be as wing-nutty as you like, at least until your particular wing-flap fouls somebody else's entrenched constitutional or statutory right.
Arden Chatfield · 28 February 2006
Henry J · 28 February 2006
drtomaso,
Re "Please feed the trolls. Fatten them up for the kill."
Trolls aren't like vampires - they don't turn to dust when slain. ;)
Henry
Andy H. · 28 February 2006
Steviepinhead · 28 February 2006
Rilke's Granddaughter · 28 February 2006
Since Larry once more demonstrates that he is an unethical, ignorant crank, I repeat my questions.
I'll keep repeating them, Larry until you answer them. Or until they ban you.
Lest my two basic points be lost in that last message of mine, I will repeat them (to go along with "Shut up, Larry"):
1. Larry, given that everyone knows that you're now posting under "Andy H" (and several other names), and given that this is in violation of the Thumb posting rules, are you aware that you are making yourself look like an idiot?
2. Given that you have no training, education, or experience in the subjects you are discussing, why should we pay any attention to your opinions?
Note that these are very honest questions: I would like to know the answers.
Raging Bee · 28 February 2006
People are always trying to read more into what I say than what I intended.
That, Mr. Farflungdung, is because you're too stupid and self-absorbed to conceal both your dishonesty and your ignorance of every subject of which you've said anything. If your true character comes out every time your hands touch a keyboard, regardless of your "intentions," that's not our fault. Just take your hands away from the keyboard.
I'll bet your nonsense has even DaveScot rolling his eyes with embarrassment by now.
Andy H. · 28 February 2006
Rilke's Granddaughter · 28 February 2006
Since Larry once more demonstrates that he is an unethical, ignorant crank, I repeat my questions.
I'll keep repeating them, Larry until you answer them. Or until they ban you.
Lest my two basic points be lost in that last message of mine, I will repeat them (to go along with "Shut up, Larry"):
1. Larry, given that everyone knows that you're now posting under "Andy H" (and several other names), and given that this is in violation of the Thumb posting rules, are you aware that you are making yourself look like an idiot?
2. Given that you have no training, education, or experience in the subjects you are discussing, why should we pay any attention to your opinions?
Note that these are very honest questions: I would like to know the answers.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 28 February 2006
Shut up, Larry.
PvM · 28 February 2006
jeffw · 1 March 2006
Engineer-Poet, FCD, ΔΠΓ · 1 March 2006
J. Biggs · 1 March 2006
improvius · 1 March 2006
Larry, understand that I'm not calling you a complete moron. I'm simply suggesting that your posts look as if they were written by one.
Engineer-Poet, FCD, ΔΠΓ · 1 March 2006
J. Biggs · 1 March 2006
Or maybe a social constructivist crank.
Andy H. · 1 March 2006
BWE · 1 March 2006
Andy,
You're Dembski aren't you.
Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 March 2006
Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 March 2006
BWE · 1 March 2006
Rilke's gd-
I think you are drastically misoverestimating dembski.
ps, are you any real relation to rilke?
Engineer-Poet, FCD, ΔΠΓ · 2 March 2006
R's gD, don't you realize that Landarry is a social constructivist? To him, a popular consensus is all it would take to redefine not just law, but reality itself. Nothing limits him, in principle; today Landarry's "public" only wants evolution to be false, but tomorrow it could be to define the sky as being colored pink with purple polka dots.
I almost pity him, but he does more to discredit creationists than I ever could and he's fun to watch.
J. Biggs · 2 March 2006
Andy/Larry Farflungdung
Rilke's GD, among others, is much more astute at destroying your strawmen than I.
Every argument you make is circular and eventually revolves back around to arguments you previously made that were debunked. Then you create strawmen of the arguments your adversary is using to refute you. If you can not demonstrate enough courtesy to debate me in good faith then I concede out of pure frustration. I have a hypothesis that your cranium has the highest density when compared to any other terrestrial compound. Hopefully you will lighten up and be a lot more honest in presenting your arguments in the future, but I somehow doubt that will happen. And to borrow a phrase from Lenny, "Shut up Larry, nobody cares what you think."
Rilke's Granddaughter · 2 March 2006
Ethyl · 2 March 2006
"R's gD, don't you realize that Landarry is a social constructivist? To him, a popular consensus is all it would take to redefine not just law, but reality itself. Nothing limits him, in principle; today Landarry's "public" only wants evolution to be false, but tomorrow it could be to define the sky as being colored pink with purple polka dots."
Yeah, he can go ahead and get all the consensus he wants, but that STILL won't make evolution false or the sky pink.
Just 'cause you believe something don't make it so.
Even if you believe that reality is a social construct. I took a vote in my office here, and we think that gravity shouldn't apply to annoying trolls on internet forums. Sadly, this does not seem to be having the desired effect.
Dean Morrison · 2 March 2006
Goodbye forever Andy H/ Larry Farfar!
10 Larry points to the next 'sighter'!
watch the skies!!!!
Andy H. · 4 March 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 4 March 2006
Shut up, Larry.
BWE · 4 March 2006
Doofus,
You use the words "think Tank" to describe the discovery institute. It got me thinking... just kidding. :)
Steviepinhead · 4 March 2006
Well, Larry, each of your two suggested "critiques" of evolution are vacuous and unscientific, as has now been demonstrated here many times.
If you ever do run across any actual scientific critiques of evolution, though, be sure to let us know.
(They will, however, need to have a little more substance than your usual, "Golly gee, in my admittedly uneducated and ignorant opinion, this (or that or the other) doesn't seem very likely." Neither the limits of your imagination nor the poverty of your studies form positive evidence for anything at all, much less a "scientific" critique of evolutionary theory.)
I won't, of course, be holding my breath. And I sincerely doubt that Judge Jones is losing a single wink of sleep over your lame attempts to deconstruct his opinion...
Andy H. · 4 March 2006
W. Keivn Vicklund · 5 March 2006
Still lying about what denigration and disparagement mean, Larry? And of course I see you are still lying about co-evolution and propagation of mutations in sexual species. Hint: they are excellent evidence for evolution, but you are too stupid to understand why.
Andy H. · 5 March 2006
Sir_Toejam · 5 March 2006
The problem is, Larry, that NONE of your statements has any validity. Even your current name!
one could conclude that you intentionally try to get everything wrong, just to provoke a response.
Well, you're doin a great job, if that's the case.
just as a note to others...
the word "troll" wrt to internet usage is a VERB, not a noun, regardless of how it has become conflated with things that live under bridges.
Larry epitomizes the very definition of trolling.
PvM · 5 March 2006
k.e. · 6 March 2006
Lawrence "I'm not a Holocaust Denier just a revisionist" Fafarman posting as Andy H. (which he has admitted to elsewhere on PT) continues with his one man jihad on honesty in scholarship and law.
And indulges himself in another of his "cultural engineering" lost causes.
Understandable really, he singlehandedly smirk at least in his own mind revoked the smog tax in California.
Think of it this way Larry, you have as much chance of winning as you have of getting that case you brought before the Supreme Court to fly.
You are the weakest link.
But don't let me put you off, what would the world be without *rseh*les like you to make the rest of feel better.
As they say in Sweden "skadeglädjen/fryd är den enda sanna glädjen/fryd" ("schadenfreude is the only true joy.")
Rilke's Granddaughter · 6 March 2006
Popper's Ghost · 6 March 2006
Popper's Ghost · 6 March 2006
Popper's Ghost · 6 March 2006
ben · 6 March 2006
It's hard to overestimate an intellect that thinks turning "steviepinhead" into "pinheaded stevie" is some kind of clever insult.
Andy H. · 6 March 2006
k.e. · 6 March 2006
Ah well.... seems someone finally got through to Larry
A stupid imbecile ?
Lawrence "I'm not a Holocaust denier just a revisionist" Fafarman who is posting USING THE FALSE NAME of Andy H. and numerous other FALSE NAMES (he has admitted this elsewhere on PT AND HAS NEVER ONCE DENIED IT)
Larry lets just get down to it YOU ARE LYING useless waste of space.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM ? Can't you afford a shrink?
Arden Chatfield · 6 March 2006
PvM · 6 March 2006
k.e. · 6 March 2006
oops er sorry 'bout that PvM. I would be interested to know which part went to far.
Sir_Toejam · 6 March 2006
k.e. · 6 March 2006
Well actually STJ the very first thing Lawrence Fafarman said when he came on PT months ago was how upset he was that the NeoCreationism/DI/ID/IC supporters in Dover did not keep their mouths shut about religion (as I recall near enough to his own words).
And that they would have got away with it they had not been openly lying about their religious motives and that when they were caught red handed the Judge should have ignored them including ignoring any evidence that he (and coincidental the DI) did not like.
His whole gambit has been to obscure the facts supporting the ToE (at a level one could only describe as childish) AND obscure the lies that the NeoCreationist/DI/ID/IC crowd have been pedaling in the vain hope that if they are told often enough people will believe them.
That makes his methods identical to NeoCreationists/DI/ID/IC.
He has succeeded almost in practicing what he preaches, not mentioning anything about
godMr X. but all of his arguments are NeoCreationists/DI/ID/IC canards and thus are religiously motivated.Larry has performed a very useful task of totally shredding even the weakest legal basis for teaching NeoCreationist/DI/ID/IC as science.
The biggest favor Lawrence could do his cause and the DI PR machine is to shut up ....truly all hat and no cattle.
Breathtaking inanity.... didn't Judge Jones say something about that is his decision ?
Sir_Toejam · 6 March 2006
I'm beginning to think brain death is contagious.
Larry simply picks whatever topic becomes the best bait for trolling in a specific thread, then goes off.
He's the quintessential troll, nothing more.
It can be amusing for a while, but this crap has been going on for months.
Larry is no ID supporter; he's simply trolling for attention, nothing more.
again, you are all wrong.
He has no redeeming value here as an ID supporter, or anything else for that matter.
the continuing acceptance of his flame bait is becoming a sad thing to witness.
We've moved stuff far more "entertaining" to the bathroom wall, and yet Larry's drivel stays.
amazing.
Popper's Ghost · 7 March 2006
Popper's Ghost · 7 March 2006
Popper's Ghost · 7 March 2006
BTW, it's worth noting that "critique" is not a synonym of "criticism". A critique is a critical analysis. It is possible to do a critical analysis of something and never find anything wrong with it.
Andy H. · 7 March 2006
Rilke's Granddaughter · 7 March 2006
Larry le pissoir said: "You blew up at me first, by calling me a “moron."
But he's right - you are a moron. Every post you make demonstrates that more clearly.
He really got to you, didn't he, Larry? Don't fret - he was only being honest, rather than polite.
Steviepinhead · 7 March 2006
Laughable Larry, calling you a moron is not "blowing up at you," but merely stating a time-tested attribute that you have worked tirelessly here to earn.
Even more laughably, Larry has fled here fresh from his evisceration at the hands of Kevin Vicklund (on the Dover attorney thread), only to run smack into the tender embrace of Popper's Ghost...
Frying pan > fire: I can sniff the singe of short-circuiting neuron (singleular noun deliberately selected) already.
Steviepinhead · 7 March 2006
Ahem. And one of my neurons can spell "single" and the other can spell "singular."
They just work different shifts...
gwangung · 7 March 2006
You blew up at me first, by calling me a "moron."
No, that's a compliment.
An idiot can get it wrong, but when they're corrected, they usually don't keep getting it wrong time after time after time. They usually have the sense to shut up after the 11th time.
Caty Tota · 16 June 2006
You guys are the 77708 best, thanks so much for the help.