The Intelligent Design movement has generated controversy because it deals with issues at the core of the current debate between secularists and those who hold a Christian worldview, said scientist and author William Dembski at a forum held at The Southern Baptist Theological Seminary March 23. The forum, entitled "Darwinism and the Church: a Conversation on Intelligent Design and Cultural Engagement," was moderated by Russell D. Moore, Southern's senior vice president for academic administration, dean of the school of theology and director of the event's sponsor, the Carl F.H. Henry Institute for Evangelical Engagement.
For those who argue that (disingenuous) 'teach the controversy" has nothing to do with Intelligent Design, think againIntelligent Design's first goal is to demonstrate the inadequacy of Darwinian evolution as an explanation of the origin of the universe, Dembski said. One of the chief methods of accomplishing this is to demonstrate the weakness of the scientific evidence that is presented in support of Darwinian evolution in many school classrooms, he said. "Evolutionary theory is in such a weak position that it shouldn't be taught at all � in this grand global sense," Dembski said. "If you want to say natural selection operates in accounting for antibiotic resistance in bacteria you can make a case there. But if you are going to try to say that's how you get bacteria, insects, all this in the first place, that's a huge extrapolation. The theory doesn't support that."
Remember Judge Jones' ruling?Intelligent Design's first goal is to demonstrate the inadequacy of Darwinian evolution as an explanation of the origin of the universe, Dembski said. One of the chief methods of accomplishing this is to demonstrate the weakness of the scientific evidence that is presented in support of Darwinian evolution in many school classrooms, he said.
And then this 'funny' assertion, disproven by the facts and ruled upon by the JudgeMoreover, ID's backers have sought to avoid the scientific scrutiny which we have now determined that it cannot withstand by advocating that the controversy, but not ID itself, should be taught in science class. This tactic is at best disingenuous, and at worst a canard. The goal of the IDM is not to encourage critical thought, but to foment a revolution which would supplant evolutionary theory with ID.
— Judge Jones
But ID does not propose any alternative theories. Smoke and mirrors my dear Dembski...After offering a critique of Darwinian evolution, Intelligent Design proposes alternative theories about the origin of the universe, according to Dembski. These alternative theories argue that a designer must have fashioned the complex biological and physical mechanisms humans observe in the world, he said.
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Russell · 8 January 2006
steve s · 8 January 2006
shiva · 8 January 2006
Glen Davidson · 8 January 2006
Then again, one must recall that the retort to the observation that Dembski et al are religiously motivated is that we supposedly are motivated by a metaphysical position--Epicurean materialism. As in:
"In response, you are going to argue that evolution is likewise motivated by a metaphysical position, namely, Epicurean materialism. Show how Epicurean materialism underwrites evolution."
This is from Dembski's test, found at:
http://tinyurl.com/amggj
Which shows how competent a philosopher of science the dolt is. The philosophy of science today traces back far more to Kant than to Epicurean philosophies (which are interesting in their excellent conception of how to do science, but lacked the tools to go far in it). And Kant is more Platonic than anything else, not to mention his being a believer in God. In fact Kant's contribution to Hume's view of science was to preserve Platonic notions of ideas and mathematics as a prioris, from which one may then proceed to work through the relevant data in as scientific a manner as possible.
Evolutionary theory proceeds from practices mostly developed early on by good scientific Christian thinkers. The only reason why Epicurean materialism and positivism/Kantian science tend to converge is that both have rejected unnecessary metaphysical ideas (while mostly acknowledging that we begin with cognitive abilities which are a priori to science), and thus they hit upon a reasonably unbiased conception of how to view the world. Dembski wishes to equate the rejection of metaphysical assumptions with the maintenance of same.
It just goes to show that he has to warp the history of science and philosophy in order to present his warped view of present science as if it were legitimate.
Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/b8ykm
Moses · 8 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 8 January 2006
PvM · 8 January 2006
So far I have not found Dembski making the statement as in the quote. He does point out his misunderstanding of Haeckel's embryos and their relevance to evolution and other 'Icons'. I guess if one repeats often enough one's flawed understandings of evolutionary science, people eventually may believe it.
pointynose · 8 January 2006
> Can someone please explain to me in what sense Dembski is a "scientist"?
Is Mark Perakh a scientist? If yes, only because he was doing science (he doesn't now)? If so, then Dembski is a scientist if maths is science.
Corkscrew · 8 January 2006
Hey, if maths is science then maybe I actually have a good excuse to get worked up about this stuff!
Anyway, less posting, more Representation Theory.
Carol Clouser · 8 January 2006
"Biblical alternative to Darwinian evolution"?!
Once again we encounter this unsupportable notion that the Bible is opposed to evolution. This is taken as a given by so many that it is stated matter of factly. As if it were obvious. But those of us who know the Bible AND evolution, know better. The original (that is, Hebrew) text of Genesis just does not support this notion of conflict. Yes, it states that there was design. But that idea is also not in conflict with evolution.
Why do some folks persist in staking out positions without doing their homework?
Albion · 8 January 2006
Well, if we're dealing with the origin of the universe, then certainly that cuts down the available candidates for the position of intelligent designer. But in that case, he should be going after cosmology, not evolution.
This tactic seems to be common among IDists - to say that, yes, OK, we'll agree that evolution can explain bacterial drug resistance and dog breeds and so on, but it can't explain larger things like the origin of mammals, especially humans, and the origin of the universe and the fine-tuning of the solar system for life and so on. Somewhere along the line in their desire to discredit evolution they redefine it so that it's being asked to do the impossible.
Mike Elzinga · 8 January 2006
Dembski seems oblivious to the fact that science, in the few hundred years it has matured and freed itself from the bondage of religious authority, has discovered more, explained more, and deepened our understanding of the universe far more than has his sectarian world view in a few thousand years. He looks like a complete fool holding himself up as an example of a scientist. Instead, he constantly chases his tail in a whirlwind of sophistry and pseudophilosophy. In spite of his PhD's, he remains totally naive and inexperienced in the practice and successes of scientific investigation. I have rarely encountered a stuffed shirt so ignorant. He would return science to the days of the Inquisition and set the clock back thousands of years.
Henry J · 8 January 2006
"In response, you are going to argue that evolution is likewise motivated by a metaphysical position, namely, Epicurean materialism. Show how Epicurean materialism underwrites evolution."
And here I thought evolution was "motivated" by the premise that complex life forms had recent ancestors similar to themselves. Shows what I know, huh.
Henry
buddha · 8 January 2006
Corkscrew · 8 January 2006
Lord Monar · 8 January 2006
blipey · 8 January 2006
Mr Christopher · 8 January 2006
Brian · 9 January 2006
Timothy Chase · 9 January 2006
Dembski is quoted as saying, "I think the other side is worried. And they are right to be worried because I think the ideas are on our side. I think the arguments are on our side."
Intelligent Design offers biblical alternative to Darwinian evolution, Dembski says at SBTS forum
April 07, 2005
By David Roach
http://www.towersonline.net/story.php?grp=news&id=268
Dembski has just made a good number of physicists happy by proving the multiverse theory -- because clearly he is living in an alternate universe!
Timothy Chase · 9 January 2006
H. Humbert · 9 January 2006
Tulse · 9 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 9 January 2006
Tulse,
You are wrong. Have you read the Bible in its original carefully? Try some good books on the subject, such as Landa's IN THE BEGINNING OF, and get an education.
false dichotomy detector · 9 January 2006
"the current debate between secularists and those who hold a Christian worldview"
You would think that a mathematician, especially "the Isaac Newton of information theory", would know how to draw a Venn diagram.
dictionary definition of Carol Clouser · 9 January 2006
Andrew McClure · 9 January 2006
historic myth buster · 9 January 2006
"Evolutionary theory proceeds from practices mostly developed early on by good scientific Christian thinkers."
No, they were mostly developed early on by good scientific Arab and Muslim thinkers, while Christians were mired in the Dark Ages. Keep in mind that 'algebra', algorithm', and 'cypher' are from Arabic.
P.S. · 9 January 2006
John · 9 January 2006
I just took a course in the fall on the History of Science in the Medieval Islamic world by Dr. F.J. Ragep at the University of Oklahoma where I learned a great deal about how much modern science and math owes to that community.
It can also be said that Al Haytham was very much a precursor to Francis Bacon and the development of the scientific method. I encourage everyone to study up on science's Islamic/Arabic past as the west owes much of its progress to this society.
Fernmonkey · 9 January 2006
As much as I understand what folks like Gould (who I deeply respect and admire) have tried to do, it's just false to say that science (and specifically, evolution) does not conflict with at least some aspects of some religions. Evolution (or, more precisely, the picture that evolution, as constrained by the paleontological record, paints of organismic development) cannot be reconciled with a literal reading of Genesis.
But the Christian Bible was never intended to be taken 100% word-for-word literally by Christians, not even from the very start.
Take the story of the Good Samaritan. The Good Samaritan obviously wasn't a real person - he was a character in a parable that Jesus made up. By telling that story, Jesus wasn't giving a true account of two actual uncaring Jews and an actual kind man from Samaria, he was using a fictional example of how we should behave towards people that we don't have any family or cultural ties to. I don't think that the parable in question is degraded because it's a work of fiction - why should the Genesis story be the same?
Hang on, why am I even bothering to type this? Most people reading this are either non-Christians (in which case this is all just fairy tales) or Christians like Ken Miller (who already get this far better than I'm explaining here) and those that aren't are never going to be swayed by a semi-anonymous commenter in an evolution blog.
So, how about those Jurassic crocodilians, eh?
allygally · 9 January 2006
General comment from someone who isn't a scientist or a mathematician, or even an American, but who has been following the Dover trial and related issues on line, mainly on the NCSE website and the excellent Panda's Thumb:
I know that the naming of names is important, and that calling creationism Intelligent Design is a way of disguising its creationist goals, and that some people therefore prefer to use the phrase Intelligent Design Creationism.
But, after the comprehensive beating that Judge Jones gave ID, isn't it time we started naming ID for what it really is: the Intelligent Design Hoax?
A hoax is defined in the shorter Oxford dictionary as a deception or a joke. Intelligent Design is a huge deception carried out over at least a decade, and it is a sick joke on science, in one way, and gullible Christians, in another way. The last thing creationists can take is open ridicule, and exposing ID as a hoax exposes it to ridicule.
A few letters in every local and national newspaper in the USA referring to the Intelligent Design Hoax would get the idea of a hoax in common use and help to fix in the common mind the real nature of the ID project and the motives of its proponenets.
Eugene Lai · 9 January 2006
Carol Clouser, the *christians* hijacked your bible. Go after the hijackers if you think it is nonsense, but quit whinging about people who are commenting on the *christian* bible. They are not addressing your bible at all.
Tim Makinson · 9 January 2006
"Can someone please explain to me in what sense Dembski is a "scientist"?"
In the sense that he likes to misrepresent himself as being a scientist, and will continue to do so unless and until a sufficiently public and sufficiently thorough debunking of his scientific credentials is performed, so that gullible journalists cease to take him at face value.
david eames · 9 January 2006
re:
"That's simply not the case, at least at the largest scale. Certainly a literal interpretation of the creation story is at odds with the fossil record, and there's no evidence of a worldwide flood that wiped out all but 2 of each species in humanity's lifetime.
As much as I understand what folks like Gould (who I deeply respect and admire) have tried to do, it's just false to say that science (and specifically, evolution) does not conflict with at least some aspects of some religions. Evolution (or, more precisely, the picture that evolution, as constrained by the paleontological record, paints of organismic development) cannot be reconciled with a literal reading of Genesis."
I agree. Evolution cannot be reconciled with a literal reading of Genesis. You gotta choose which road you're going to travel. And to say that because Jesus used parables like the parable of the Good Samaritan is grounds for us to dismiss other sections of the bible as parable or metaphor, displays a dreadful lack of sound reasoning and unbiased biblical research.
Eugene Lai · 9 January 2006
Corkscrew · 9 January 2006
Dene Bebbington · 9 January 2006
Spot the cronyism in Dembski's lists of texts for his courses, his DI mates are well represented.
djmullen · 9 January 2006
"Dembski said he looks forward to serving at Southern because of the seminary's willingness to sponsor Intelligent Design research as a legitimate scientific enterprise"
About time!
"---an attitude that some Christian colleges and universities do not share because they believe embracing intelligent design will compromise their status in the academic world."
Or they just recognize a losing proposition when they see one.
Larry Fafarman · 9 January 2006
steve s · 9 January 2006
Yeah, especially a judge who doesn't know the basics about attorney-client privilege, right Larry? LOL.
Fernmonkey · 9 January 2006
Why is so much weight being given to the opinion that a single judge --- who is not even a scientist and who has studied ID for only a short time --- has about ID?
Most judges are not scientists. Those would be pretty demanding careers to hold down simultaneously. However, his opinion is pretty important in the state of Pennsylvania.
Moreover, the stuff that came up at trial really doesn't look all that good for ID as anything other than an attempt to do an end-run around the SCOTUS ruling against teaching creationism in public schools. ID had its best chance to show what it was made of - a fair trial with all the witnesses they could come up with - and you saw the results. Just like every other time that creationism has had its day in court.
Now, you're probably going to tell me - correctly - that science is done in labs, not in court. So if there's anything more to ID than trying to wriggle under the establishment clause, let's see it. Preferably in peer-reviewed academic paper format.
Fernmonkey · 9 January 2006
Addendum: I think it's clear now that the best use of the mammoth resources that ID proponents have at hand is in repackaging their publications for the lucrative fundamentalist homeschooling market rather than fighting hopeless constitutional lawsuits.
Of course, they'll have to fend off the accusations of heresy from the young-earthers...
Lord Monar · 9 January 2006
Renier · 9 January 2006
KL · 9 January 2006
"I think it's clear now that the best use of the mammoth resources that ID proponents have at hand is in repackaging their publications for the lucrative fundamentalist homeschooling market rather than fighting hopeless constitutional lawsuits."
hmmmm...the best thing the DI could do with their mammoth resources is solve problems like poverty, homelessness, addiction and violence. Wouldn't that be the Christian thing to do? If only...
Donald M · 9 January 2006
The heading for this thread says "Intelligent Design offers biblical alternative to Darwinian evolution, Dembski says". Yet in the OP, there isn't one Dembski quote referencing the Bible, religion or Christianity or anything of the sort. So what is this "biblical" alternative to which the heading refers but, from any of the quotes in the OP, Dembski does not?
Jas · 9 January 2006
steve s · 9 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 9 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
Julie · 9 January 2006
Moses · 9 January 2006
David Heddle · 9 January 2006
Carol is correct, the Bible is not inconsistent with evolution as a secondary means. But as I have pointed out before, none of the PT regulars wants the Bible to be consistent with science. From their perspective this must be avoided at all costs. They are very similar to the John Birchers who absolutely needed a communist under every bed. Acknowledgment of the truth, that the bible and science are consistent, would deprive many PTers of their raison d'être. The most they will do is tolerate (in some cases, just barely) someone like Ken Miller, whom they shamelessly exploit as a "useful idiot" because he (erroneously) affirms that the bible and science are merely complementary yet orthogonal.
Moses · 9 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
.. don't get Larry started on legal definitions Julie ... he considers himself to be a 'legal eagle' and he'll have that nice lady at the library run off her feet.
... probably too late now - expect this thread to be innundated with the ramblings of this self-procalaimed 'legal genius'.
Fernmonkey · 9 January 2006
hmmmm...the best thing the DI could do with their mammoth resources is solve problems like poverty, homelessness, addiction and violence. Wouldn't that be the Christian thing to do? If only...
I don't think they're really interested in that sort of thing.
But with a different judge and different experts, it is conceivable that a different decision --- or maybe even no decision ( on the issues of ID as science and ID as religion ) --- would have been reached.
And it is conceivable that if my auntie had testes she could be my uncle. The judge could have made a narrow decision, stating that the Dover school board clearly had religious intent, and not finding anything at all on the wider issues of ID as science or religion. This didn't happen. The creationists lost in court, just as creationists always lose in US courts of justice.
Now, seeing as you're the smart lawyer and we're just poor miseducated bloggers here, tell me this: the TMLC had all the resources that they needed to mount a defence, and they still lost horribly, so what would YOU have done to win this case if you were with the TMLC? Which witnesses would you have called, what sort of evidence would you have subpoenaed, and which questions would you have asked the prosecution witnesses to show that ID is SCIENCE and that it is NOT RELIGION? How would you have done so? (I'd particularly like to know how you'd explain those older drafts of Of Pandas And People, for example.)
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 9 January 2006
Both Ms. Clouser and Mr. Heddle fail to see the big gaping hole in their "reasoning".
Which "Bible" is literally compatible with "the picture that evolution, as constrained by the paleontological record, paints of organismic development"?
Whoever wins, please clean out the blood of the infidel from the floor.
allygally · 9 January 2006
The Intelligent Design Hoax
Mr Fafarman misses the point when he asks - "Why is so much weight being given to the opinion that a single judge --- who is not even a scientist and who has studied ID for only a short time --- has about ID?"
The judge reached the only conclusion he could, given the evidence and the shakiness of the ID case and the unreliability of the ID witnesses.
But my point is not about the judge, per se, it's about winning the attention of the public. It's about PR. There have complaints on this blog and elsewhere that science has all the right arguments, but is still losing the PR war. But in order to win the argument you must also expose your opponent's position.
Judge Jones's decision that ID is not science but a smokescreen for creationism, confirms the scientists' case and destroys the DI's case. Furthermore, it shows that the DI has been engaged in a decade-long attempt to mislead the world about its "theory", which is religious not scientific, and its strategy, which is to get religion taught in public schools in the USA. Is this not an elaborate and deliberate hoax?
It is highly unlikely that true creationists will ever be dissuaded of their error, but the threat that ID poses to science education can be deflected (at least in the short term), and Intelligence Design can be exposed to the widest possible levels of ridicule (which it deserves), if ID is given its rightful name: the Intelligent Design Hoax.
Repetition is all. The aim should be to thoroughly discredit the very idea of Intelligent Design, so that that, when the American public sees or hears the words "Intelligent Design", they immediately associate them with the word "Hoax". For that to happen, every time a public statement, press release, quote, letter to the editor, blog entry, or whatever, is made, it should be in relation to "the Intelligent Design Hoax". That way it will eventually sink in to the public consciousness, and maybe even the minds of some politicians, that Intelligent Design is indeed a Hoax.
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
Don't encourage him Fernmonkey! Most of the 300 posts on this thread:
http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/2005/12/desparate_pathe.html
are of Larry's legalistic ramblings on the trail. He said he wanted to start '1000 Dovers'. Let him take up his own challenge and let's see what happens....
Let's use this thread to examine the megalomaniacal rants that can be heard from Dembski's bunker.
Larry Fafarman · 9 January 2006
Fernmonkey · 9 January 2006
Sorry, Dean.
To David Heddle: I don't think that the non-Christian PT regulars care a whit whether the Bible is 'consistent with science'. It might save time and legal fees if creationists did not keep interpreting the Bible as inconsistent with science, and it would definitely be nice if those same creationists didn't keep pushing to get their own peculiar religious views taught to other people's children as science on the taxpayer's dime, but I think that to most of the non-Christians here the question of whether the Bible is 'consistent with science' is about as interesting and relevant to the world around them as that of whether JK Rowling and JRR Tolkien were writing about the same kind of elves.
I would also like to know your rationale for deciding that Ken Miller is either an idiot or the victim of exploitation.
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
What did I tell you???
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
That's okay Fernmonkey
Corkscrew · 9 January 2006
David Heddle · 9 January 2006
Fernmonkey,
Oh they care a great deal. They take great pleasure in pointing out where they believe the bible is in error with regards to science.
As for Ken Miller, I never said, nor do I think, that he is an idiot. Far from it, I am certain he is quite smart. Unlike most of the PT contributors, Miller is an actual scientist. What I wrote was that you guys treat him like a "useful idiot". When appropriate he is paraded, on a leash, to demonstrate that bright, progressive Christians are sort-of tolerated.
Corkscrew,
You hardly have to tell me that my Bible has nothing to fear from you.
Corkscrew · 9 January 2006
jim · 9 January 2006
Well there's also Bill Dembski! He's held in rather high esteem (in his own mind anyway).
Larry Fafarman · 9 January 2006
Moses · 9 January 2006
yellow fatty bean · 9 January 2006
Sadly, it seems the lesson most of the IDers are taking away from Dover is "get better at lying about the nature of ID". At least Dembski is showing a little honesty here.
Noself · 9 January 2006
Mr Heddle, perhaps you might like to actually read some of the earlier comments and rephrase your assertion into the following (slightly more accurate) statement: "They take 'great pleasure' in pointing out where the literal interpretation of the bible is in error with regards to science."
Furthermore, I think it is highly insulting to Prof Ken Miller to categorise him and 'them' 'using' him in that fashion.
And it speaks incredible volumns of the Creationist and IDers, if the good prof is characterised by you as a "And if he's a "bright, progressive Christian".
noself · 9 January 2006
Apologies, hit enter too soon.
Wislu Plethora · 9 January 2006
steve s · 9 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 9 January 2006
Mr Christopher · 9 January 2006
David Heddle · 9 January 2006
Wislu Plethora · 9 January 2006
I'm glad Larry isn't my lawyer...
(1) The defendants were open about their religious motivations.
Apparently, Larry would have encouraged them to commit perjury, or does he believe the subject just wouldn't have come up?
(2) The defendants rejected teachers' advice for modifying the ID statement.
The question was, "What would you have done to win the case?" If the defendants had followed the teachers' recommendations, there wouldn't have been a case.
(3)The defendants did not bother to learn anything about ID.
Duh. And you would have taught them? What knowledge were they missing that might have turned the tide, given their obstinate religious motivations?
4) A defendant used a church fundraiser to purchase the ID books, then lied about it.
We know this--what's your point? How does this help to make a better case, or weren't you paying attention when the question was asked?
(5) Defense expert witness Behe had chosen a view of ID that made it possible to lead him into saying that ID is like astrology.
There is no "view" of ID that won't also admit for teaching astrology, alchemy, or any other type of pseudoscience. Behe did the best he could with what he had to work with.
(6) The defense teams squabbled among themselves, and three expert witnesses for the defense withdrew.
Actually, this was probably an advantage for the defendants, as there's no reason to assume that Dembski, e.g., would have come off any better then Behe did. You see, it's ID that's free from rational content, not the defendants' case.
(7) The defendants chose an ID book, Of Pandas and People, that was easy to attack. For example, newer editions substituted the words "intelligent design" for the word "creationist" that appeared in earlier editions.
There are no ID books that aren't easy targets. Witness the treatment of Behe's book, which is considered a bulwark of ID.
(8) The defendants/defense failed to protect the privilege of an attorney-client message that the board's solicitor sent to the board. The case opinion used this message against the defendants.
But as has been pointed out before, the cited message, given the mountain of evidence against the defendants, didn't amount to much in the grand scheme of things.
Larry Fafarman · 9 January 2006
Corkscrew · 9 January 2006
gwangung · 9 January 2006
Evolution itself has many of the trappings of religion. Many of the terms that apply to religion --- e.g., dogma, heresy, and faith --- also apply to evolution.
No, it doesn't.
Being stupid again, I see.
rdog29 · 9 January 2006
Heddle -
Since when has anyone on PT claimed that they "do not want" the Bible to be consistent with science? Care to back that up with some facts?
And if ID is "all about the science", why should compatibilty with the Bible be an issue at all? Why does no one worry whether Quantum Mechanics is compatible with the Bible?
And why does no one (or at least a small minority at best) seems to be worried whether evolution is compatible with the Koran, the teachings of Joseph Smith, or any of the Hindu sacred texts, or the Urantia book for that matter?
Why is it always the Bible, the Bible, the Bible??? Could it be that ID is at its core a fundamentalist Christian political crusade? If ID is all about the science, why can't everyone regardless of belief or lack thereof join in?
Carol Clouser · 9 January 2006
Moses,
For someone with a name such as yours, you display quite a bit of ignorance about the books of Moses.
The Greek Septuagint is not the original written version of the Bible. If you knew any history you would know that the Septuagint originally was a translation performed by Jewish scholars at the behest of King Ptolemy. They translated from the Hebrew to the Greek.
Aside from difficulties and errors inherent in any translation, we are informed by the Talmudists that the Jewish scholars DELIBERATELY mistranslated from the Hebrew to avoid difficulties with the temperamental king.
And there are millions of folks, including myself, who have read the Bible "in its original".
And you miss the point of my response to Tulse and my original post. The point was that the original Bible is not in conflict with science even if interpreted literally. Yes, you read that correctly - even if interpreted literally, so long as it is translated correctly.
Telling someone he/she is wrong is fair game in a debate. That is not considered an insult. And I think you are well aware of that.
All the Biblical criticisms you cite in your response to David have been shown long ago to be entirely vacuous.
Fernmonkey · 9 January 2006
Larry, you answered the question you wanted to answer, not the question I asked you. I asked you what you'd have done in Dover to win the case, with the school board and the facts as they were, not with a hypothetical school board that didn't talk about creationism all the time and that didn't hold a church fundraiser to buy ID books and then try to launder the proceeds and that didn't lie under oath about it.
Yes, I'm British (expat living in the Czech Republic) and no, we don't have constitutional separation of church and state in Britain. However, I'm a great admirer of US Constitutionalism for reasons such as this.
Bob O'H · 9 January 2006
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 9 January 2006
Ms. Closer, Mr. Heddle:
I'd love to agree with you, but apparently it isn't possible: when you speak about "the Bible" you are referring to two very different books.
Now, before I can take either of you seriously, I'd like you to reach a consensus on which Bible is the real Bibleâ„¢, which - taken literally - does not conflict with science.
Is it
A) Clouser's Bible?
B) Heddle's Bible?
C) Neither?
Thank you. Please refrain from commenting as if you had addressed this question until (unless) you do, in fact, address it.
Larry Fafarman · 9 January 2006
Tim Hague · 9 January 2006
drakvl · 9 January 2006
"So we should have NO PROBLEM in believing that humans, and all the other animals, are made of clarified butter . . . . And that Area 51 exists and there are LGM."
Whoa, there. I can understand being skeptical of the idea that the place is a storage facility for alien technology, but to say the place out-and-out doesn't exist? That is, that there is no military base at the end of Highway 365 in Nevada? It seems to me this is a case of overcorrection (to steal a term from driver's ed).
David Hettle:
I am agnostic, yet I still find value in the Bible -- if only from an historical point of view. I also believe there is truth in the Bible -- if only because, statistically speaking, a book that big has to get something right. I find the idea that the Bible is not literally true fits in better with my understanding of the historical development of religions than does the idea that the Bible is completely, 100% correct and dictated from high by the Creator. (Similarly, I like the ideas put forth in evolutionary theory, because they make sense in terms of what I know of dynamical systems.) It's not that I don't want to believe in the Bible's absolute truth; it's that, if I were to do so, nothing else would make sense. Actually, I guess that gives me a reason to want the Bible to be wrong in some places: I like to understand to world around me.
Joe the Ordinary Guy · 9 January 2006
Larry F wrote:
"Evolution itself has many of the trappings of religion. Many of the terms that apply to religion --- e.g., dogma, heresy, and faith --- also apply to evolution."
The whole "Science is just another religion" thing is ridiculous. My aunt has two eyes, two ears, a nose, two arms, two legs, OMG, she's just exactly like my uncle! In fact, the similarities are so overwhelming that she must actually BE my uncle!
If you put science and all the thousands of religions in the world in a room, and asked any rational person "Which of these is not like the others?" the answer would be "Science" every time.
Julie · 9 January 2006
There's no reason at all why the Bible should be either wholly consistent or wholly inconsistent with modern scientific inquiry. The Bible was written before the development of the scientific method. The scriptures and mythologies of most other major religions also pre-date the methods now used to study both human history and the natural world. There's no reason why the ancient Hebrews or the early Christian church should be held to 21st century (or even 18th century) academic standards -- no more than ancient Greek legends lose cultural value because they are probable composites of multiple events and include stories of intervention by the Olympian gods.
That's why, from a scientific perspective, this is generally considered to be a non-issue.
Tim Hague · 9 January 2006
Corkscrew · 9 January 2006
Andrew McClure · 9 January 2006
So...
It seems eventually every single thread on this site becomes either "The Carol Clouser thread" or "The Larry Fafarman thread". Eventually either Fafarman comes in and starts pushing his bizarre on-a-whim legal theories; or Clouser comes in and starts promoting her publisher's interpretations of the Torah as inassailable truth. Both of these people inevitably say the exact same thing in every thread, and both are from what I've seen impressing no one but themselves. But their persistence means that once they start going, all other discussion ceases. Anything which is not part of their personal private flamewar gets simply flooded out.
This is making discussion here essentially impossible. Every thread on the site effectively has a big timer hanging over it, and when that timer reaches 0, the topic at the top of the thread is discarded and Fafalman or Clouser (or in this case both in parallel) become the new topic of discussion. This gets old after awhile. Watching the dishonest act as punching bags is only amusing for so long.
Does this just go on forever, then?
David Heddle · 9 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 9 January 2006
Aureola Nominee,
We are here discussing Genesis, which is where the areas of interaction with science are primarily concentrated.
Julie,
Your argument is eminently reasonable to a person who perceives the Bible as merely the handiwork of ordinary mortals. It is entirely unreasonable from the point of view that the Bible is a divinely inspired document. After all, who or what would know science better than the party responsible for breathing fire into it?
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 9 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 9 January 2006
Tim Hague · 9 January 2006
Bob O'H · 9 January 2006
Tim Hague · 9 January 2006
Randy · 9 January 2006
David Heddle · 9 January 2006
Aureola,
Your comment does not pass muster. It is a common ploy, to condescendingly say that if one is allowed to use arguments such as 1-5 then "LOL, of course you can make anything consistent." It's a false dimmea---either (a) the bible must be defended hyper-literally or (b) it is pointless because anything goes.
But there is something in between, something not familiar to most PT commenters, namely scholarship. One can make a claim that a certain statement is metaphorical---such a claim can be evaluated. If the Genesis account stated: "And God placed the earth, which was shaped like a flat disk, in the center of the cosmos, and, as it is the pinnacle of His creation, He directed all the heavenly orbs to rotate about, prevented from escaping their paths by angels" then it would be impossible to argue that the bible was consistent with science regardless of how much one cried "poetic language". However, if it states that "the sun moved across the sky," then it is plausible that it is a figure of speech rather that a scientific declaration.
Saying that, in effect, you must defend it hyper-literally or there's no point is an extreme copout.
Flint · 9 January 2006
AC · 9 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 9 January 2006
Oh, no, Mr. Heddle! That's what you wished I did, not what I did. I set up no false dilemma of any sort.
You claimed that the Bible (by the way, which one?) is literallycompatible with this and that.
Literally means literally, i.e., "to the letter" (not to the metaphorical spirit, not to the hyperbolic exaggeration, not to the stylistic innovation; to the letter).
I happen to share the opinion that the Bible has parts that were written metaphorically, parts that used stylistic hyperbole, parts that were merely poetic, and so on. I also happen to share the opinion that some of the events described in the Bible really did happen.
So tell me, Mr. Scholar; am I a Biblical "Literalist-mod points 1-5â„¢ too?
Andrew McClure · 9 January 2006
Gorbe · 9 January 2006
Perhaps one could say that the parts which materially conflict with science are not the important parts of those religions? I mean, it seems to me like from a Christian perspective, things like the salvation of the soul are or ought to be a lot more important than worldly matters like, I dunno, the exact origin of turtles.
For fundamentalist Christians, the 66-book Protestant BIBLE (KJV-only for some) -- and not Jesus -- is their primary object of worship. To them, if you demonstrate any error in their Bible (or more specifically their denomination's interpretation thereof), their either-or mindset tells them it is entirely untrustworthy and certainly not useful for "spiritual edification."
Of course, this is a bogus dichotomy of their own making. But, nevertheless, it is how they "reason." I know this because I am an ex-fundamentalist Christian. Even to this day, vestiges of this kind of black-or-white mentality plagues my thinking on a whole range of issues.
Stephen Elliott · 9 January 2006
Ericnh · 9 January 2006
Does it really matter whether we take the Bible literally or metaphorically? Either way, to me it's still a collection of Jewish history, law, and mythologies (the Old Testament that is) transcribed from oral to written history and presented as the basis for a religious text. The real question is whether or not these are truly "divinely inspired". Did a burning bush really speak to Moses and identify itself as God, or was Moses suffering from some psychological delusion that we might define in psychiatric terms today? If someone these days claimed to find gold tablets with the true gospel written on it, what would we think? (Oh, wait, the Mormons already bought that one.) Or what about being inhabited by the souls of dead aliens (a la Scientology?) I see no reason to hold Genesis of the Gospels up to the standards of science, because I put no more credibility in them than Scientology. And if the Bible is more metaphor than fact, it still holds no relevance to my understanding of how life and the universe operate.
steve s · 9 January 2006
Gorbe · 9 January 2006
And you miss the point of my response to Tulse and my original post. The point was that the original Bible is not in conflict with science even if interpreted literally. Yes, you read that correctly - even if interpreted literally, so long as it is translated correctly.
I laugh every time I read that. No doubt fundamentalist Muslim's believe that the Koran advocates jihad and suicide bombing if only the Koran is "translated correctly." Well, what experts should we rely on for this correct translation? Your's?
And why do the correct experts have to be consulted at all? With such an important message as whether we spend eternity in pain or bliss, I'd like to think an Intelligent Being would have done a far better job of speaking for Herself in getting the message out.
Instead, we have to rely on a select few experts (certainly a minority) .... or more specifically we are required to choose the experts to rely on and then hope and pray we are right.
Michael Rathbun, FCD · 9 January 2006
Science demonstrably is different from religion in several ways, but one of the most interesting distinctions is that science converges, whereas religion diverges.
By this I mean that some new discovery or field of study may spawn a large number of scientific schools of thought; however, over time, as observations and experiments contribute to understanding, the number of differing ideas approaches one. Today, for instance, there's not a wide variety of scientific opinions regarding the nature of combustion.
With religion, however, a novel teaching from a new teacher will begin as a single system of thought, but within two generations it will have split into several factions, often virulently hostile to each other. If the religion persists for a thousand years, the number of divergent sects may number in the tens of thousands. (Do you know how many major different kinds of Shi'ite Muslims there are?)
Withal in science, no one cares what some great luminary may believe; the focus is upon what that person has discovered. Since in most cases in religion "discovery" is impossible, the focus is upon belief and authoritative revelation.
Gav · 9 January 2006
Larry Farfarman commented:
"I noticed the way you spelled "defence" --- another non-American on this website?"
That's the idea -
"It's not that they're wicked or naturally bad
It's knowing they're foreign that makes them so mad!"
He also commented:
".. but may I point out that there is no separation of church and state in Britain"
Larry, you may, but why not take a break from posting and check your facts. Look up antidisestablishmentarianism in wiki; it won't take 10 seconds to put yourself right.
rdog29 · 9 January 2006
Heddle -
My point was that the only religious text whose compatibilty with evolution (and sometimes with cosmology) seems to be of concern is the Bible (in the USA at least). You would expand that to include all of science. So now we have to worry about Physcis, Chemistry, Meteorolgy, etc etc being compatible with the Bible.
But if science is to be "compatible" with religious teachings, then what makes the Bible the supreme authority? Why not the Book of Mormon? Why not the teachings of Rastafarianism? Why not those screwballs who committed group suicide a few years ago?
Who decides what religious text is the authority?
Somehow I don't think the DI would smile on science being subordinated to, say, the Urantia book. No, only the Bible will do. So all this talk of "compatibility" kinda smacks of a religious (primarily fundamentalist Christian in the USA) movement, don't ya think?
blipey · 9 January 2006
Geez, Larry.
Did you really post several times saying "this is what I would have done to win the case."? Then post saying that this case was unwinnable and you wouldn't have taken it? You wonder why no one takes you seriously. Oh, and while you're looking at your own thread history, contemplate in what ways it is similar to the DI's propoganda history. Discuss. See if you can get this on Dembski's final exam.
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
Gav - you just wanted to say 'antidisestablishmentarianism' didn't you?
Don't expect Larry to understand our Geography.
PvM · 9 January 2006
Flint · 9 January 2006
Mike Rogers · 9 January 2006
This is a slight change of subject but I just realized why Dembski and the ID people claim the evidence for evolution doesn't exist. I'm not sure if they really believe this, but I can see how they can pitch that argument to people who are largely ignorant about science. (Sorry to be so un-pc, but it is simply a fact about many ordinary, but otherwise reasonably intelligent, lay people.)
They are counting on the supposition that most lay people don't understand the nature of scientific evidence. Most of what scientists view as supporting evidence for a theory involves data or observations confirming predictions or expectations based on the theory, but otherwise a priori improbable.
This is easily expressed in terms of Baye's theorem, where the likelyhood of the whole set confirmed predictions of a theory, p(E|T), is 1 and the a priori probability of the theory, p(T), may be small but is still significantly larger than the a priori probability of the complete evidence, p(E), that is, of the complete set of predictions relative to random outcomes. This gives a large value of p(T|E)=p(E|T)P(T)/P(E), which is the subjective probability of the theory, given the evidence. One should be careful not to take this too seriously, numerically, in particular cases as, say, an epistemological argument, at least most of the time, since a priori probability assignments are subjective and therefore time-bound and sometimes too arbitrary to be very meaningful. However, it seems to express the intuitions upon which most plausible inferences are made by people and provides some degree of justification for those intuitions. This Bayesian intuition also appears to underly the concept of consciliance, although that may be slightly weaker confirmed predictions. But I think that conciliance can also by understood within the probabilistic/logical framework of Bayesian probabilities.
But, steering away from formalism, it should be enough to point out that these are exactly the same set of reasoning tools that we use for all of our probable inferences, such as when a detective investigates a crime or a jury (or TV new audience) decides the guilt or innocence of a defendent, often based largely on circumstantial evidence. In fact, "circumstantial evidence" is sometimes enough to convict someone of a crime in cases where such evidenct is considered strong, i.e., in cases where there is a good deal of consciliance between acknowledged facts and those that might be expected based on the hypothesis of guilt.
With this understanding of evidence, which most of us take for granted, there is an enormous amount of evidence supporting evolution. But Dembski and other creationists seem to demand some kind of more direct evidence, something like the observation of a large mamallian species evolving to another species within a humanly observable time-span. This is analogous to demanding a witness to a crime instead of circumstantial evidence. Note, however, that the court-room analogy breaks down here because other types of evidence, that are not typically considered circumstantial, are also often considered definitive. Things like fingerprints or bloodstains, showing the defendent was at least present at scene of the crime, for instance, or shell casings matching a gun that belonged to the defendent. There are many analogies in the case for evolution as well, things like common genes, features and diseases, hard data such as carbon dating data, etc. A biologist could make this list a lot better than I. But the IDers and other creationists simply dismiss such evidence as irrelevant or wrong. I wonder if these social conservatives would do the same with the analogous evidence in a criminal case.
A couple of final notes: There actually is only a difference in degree between "hard" evidence and ordinary circumstantial evidence - there can almost always be alternative explanations for "hard evidence" - however the line is drawn because alternative explanations for facts of that sort are understood to be generically improbable (a priori). So on the whole, all of our intuitive probabilistic inferences appear to involve consciliance and predictive consistency of this informal Bayesian, or quasi-Bayesian sort. (I'm well aware that we actually use crude algorithms that give "good enough" solutions in common, or once common circumstances, so that cognitive psychologists might consider that statement naive. The phrase "informal quasi-Baysian" was a deliberate weasle intended to be sufficiently vague to cover real mental processes so I could state my point without getting diverted into those issues.)
Second, while there is a great deal in favor of evolution in terms of both explanatory power and evidence of the sort discussed above - a great many conscilant facts, if not outright confirmed predictions - ID offers nothing of the sort. It makes no predictions at all!!! If you were desparate, you could think of their design "inference" as a "prediction", it could only be a prediction if you allowed for circular predictions. Other than their design "inference", they are explicit about their conscious refusal to infer any specific predications about any facts of the natural world. This is why ID is not science. Science ties together disparate facts about the world. Sometimes they are connected by covering laws and sometimes under less rigid relationships. But good scientific theories make bold predictions beyond the context in which they were first infered or inspired. And they are predictions which can be wrong.
I recall Dembski somewhere made the innane comment that they don't "have to provide" predictions with "the same ridiculous level of detail" that scientists have to provide. So they can explain the existence of everything and the particulars of literally nothing. Then, ID may be metaphysics, and you may judge it by whatever standards are deemed to apply there, but it not, and can not be science.
Bob O'H · 9 January 2006
David Heddle · 9 January 2006
AC · 9 January 2006
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 9 January 2006
yellow fatty bean · 9 January 2006
Biblical inconsistency is not important to me, until certain folks use the Bible to try and push pseudo-scientific gibberish like CreatioIDism on unsuspecting high school students.
Then....game on, you nutjobs.
Larry Fafarman · 9 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
Michael Rathbun, FCD · 9 January 2006
KL · 9 January 2006
"Christians have a choice when they notice contradictions between that book and the real world. They can make special excuses that it doesn't really say what it says, so there's no conflict, or they can stick with it like Ken Ham and say science is wrong."
Or perhaps there is a third choice; that human spirituality lies outside the physical world, that mysteries such as love cannot be distilled down to measurements, and that the Bible offers ONE moral tradition, a series of stories and metaphors that teach us how to care for others and to find meaning. I am not a spiritual person, but many in my family are (I envy them sometimes) and I don't think that religion should be used to control others but to inspire us to help others. I don't need (or want) science to justify or deny that. Trying to find "God" or whatever other mystery you want in a bacteria flagellum reduces it down to a physical idea, and something very important is lost. Religion should free us to look beyond the physical but not prevent us from learning about the physical world in all of its complexity. By over analyzing the Bible word for word, are we not losing sight of the bigger picture?
It should be obvious that I am not a Bible scholar. However, it used to frustrate me in college when in English we never looked at literature or poetry from a sociological or historical angle. We just simply analyzed the work, line by line, word by word. I know that this has value, but it seemed to miss an important point-that literature reflects the human condition, and is a window into the mind of the writer.
I came to my own conclusion that fundamentalism is in itself a political movement; an attempt to control the hearts, minds and behavior of people.
Larry Fafarman · 9 January 2006
Flint · 9 January 2006
AC · 9 January 2006
Steviepinhead · 9 January 2006
David Heddle · 9 January 2006
Caol Clouser · 9 January 2006
Aureola,
You would be right about Biblical interpretation if it were done on an ad hoc basis, sometimes literally, sometimes metaphorically, sometimes allegorically, sometimes sarcastically or whatever, without ryme or reason. What David is saying, and he is absolutely correct, is that there are sensible rules. I would summarize those rules for simplicity's sake as follows: Interpret literally except where an ordinary person engaged in everyday conversation would be expected to know to interpret otherwise.
Randy,
The fact that no Hebrew Biblical documents older than the dead sea scrolls have YET been found, does not at all mean those writings first appeared at that time. Quite the contrary. Those revered (by the Essenes) writings must have been very old by the time they were recorded in the scrolls. We find the Talmudists engaged in conversation and debate about their oral tradition pertaining to the Bible, a tradition they cite as going back to over one thousand years. And other archeological finds establish many other aspects of the Hebrew Bible, going back centuries prior to the dead sea scrolls.
Be that as it may, when I use the term "original" I mean "as opposed to translations". I think reasonable people everywhere can agree that original documents of any type are always more authentic, more faithful to the intent of the author, than translations, especially multi-generational translations.
AC · 9 January 2006
Jason · 9 January 2006
blipey · 9 January 2006
João Carlos · 9 January 2006
I think all this discussion about the bible fun. Mostly because the bible as a writen book had "evolution" itself (it changed over the time, so the bible "evolved").
See "documentary hypothesis" at wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Documentary_hypothesis)
"The hypothesis proposes that the Torah was composed from four earlier source texts, which were combined by a redactor (referred to as R).
J - the Jahwist. J describes a humanlike God called Yahweh and has its main interest reflecting Judah and the Aaronid priesthood. J has an extremely eloquent style. J uses an earlier form of the Hebrew language than P.
E - the Elohist. E describes a humanlike God initially called El (which is sometimes Elohim according to the rules of Hebrew grammar), and called Yahweh after the burning bush, and has its main interest reflecting biblical Israel and the Shiloh priesthood. E has a moderately eloquent style. E uses an earlier form of the Hebrew language than P.
P - the Priestly source. P describes a distant and unmerciful (but just) God sometimes referred to as Elohim and El Shaddai. P partly duplicates J and E, but altering details to suit P's opinion, and also consists of most of Leviticus. P has its main interest in an Aaronid priesthood and King Hezekiah. P has a low level of literary style, and has an interest in lists and dates.
D - the Deuteronomist. D consists entirely of most of Deuteronomy. D probably also wrote the Deteronomistic history (Josh, Judg, 1 & 2 Sam, 1 & 2 Kgs). D has its interest reflecting the Shiloh priesthood and King Josiah. D uses a form of Hebrew similar to P, but in a different literary style."
By the way, the Flood is a summerian mythos, you will find a better account at "Gilgamesh", the bible account appear be a resumeé from the more complete summerian account. Not surprisingly the Babel account appear refer to a summerian city, Babylon (greek variant of akkadian Babilu), that had a huge ziggurat (other think that Erech was "Babel", because Erech had a greater ziggurat; both cities had a lof of diferent languages as any modern metropolis). And "Eden" is itself a summerian name (eden = plain) and the seven days account for the creation mythos (there are two accounts at the Genesis book) problably come from the chaldean astrology (FIRST DAY, Sun: creation of light; SECOND DAY, Moon: holds the heavens up from the Earth;THIRD DAY, Mars: the ocean is fought back; FOURTH DAY, Mercury: the lore of "signs and seasons"; FIFTH DAY, Jupiter: all living things created; SIXTH DAY, Venus: the living things learn to couple with each other; SEVENTH DAY, Saturn: the gods rest; you can note that the semitic people not knew the planet Mercury and that Mercury was discovered by the chaldean astologers).
So, why we need make so much mess about some summerian mythos and some chaldean astrology?
Sorry my bad english, my native language is portuguese.
Russell · 9 January 2006
Michael Rathbun, FCD · 9 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 9 January 2006
Raging Bee · 9 January 2006
Larry is now reduced to writing:
If I had been forced to represent the defendants, I would have advised them to avoid the mistakes I enumerated.
This sounds depressingly similar to the excuse used by Marxists to explain away the total failure of every Communist regime ever created: yes, the USSR was a total failure, but it wasn't really "True Communism," they were led astray by Stalin's mistakes. The next revolution, in China, will be better, trust us, that Little Red Book makes so much sense...okay, China was a failure, but our ideology is still valid; let's look to Cuba for a better example...okay, Cuba sucks too, let's all wave a banner for Ho Chih Minh and Pol Pot...oh dear, that was a hideous fiasco -- but the Sandinistas will vindicate our ideology...
Give it up, Larry. Or perhaps I should say, admit you've given up and stop pretending you haven't. The only people you're fooling are the ones who want to be fooled, and they don't tend to hang around here.
Russell · 9 January 2006
Bayesian Bouffant, FCD · 9 January 2006
Michael Rathbun, FCD · 9 January 2006
Last comment about astrology, I promise:
Astrology actually would not be properly inserted into an astronomy course as a putative "competing theory", since it actually says almost nothing about the nature and history of the stars and planets themselves. It would actually need to be inserted into biology, sociology and psychology courses, since its main thrust is "the effect of heavenly bodies on Earthly bodies", more or less.
In fact, one might need to "teach the controversy" in those areas where astrology and ID might overlap to some extent.
dre · 9 January 2006
Raging Bee · 9 January 2006
Comment #68898 was way out of line. Carol may be wrong (in fact, I'm almost sure she is), and as far as I can see, she has yet to back up her general assertrions with any specific instances; but calling her a troll is uncalled-for. She is, at the very least, more honest and less obnoxious than Larry. Not that that's saying a lot...
improvius · 9 January 2006
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 9 January 2006
rdog29 · 9 January 2006
Heddle -
So what you're saying, if I understand you correctly, is that you don't care about science's "compatibilty" with any religious text besides the Bible.
OK, that's fine - that's your religious opinion.
But why should science necessarily have to be "compatible" with the Bible (or any other religious text)? Would you consult a chemistry textbook if you needed comforting over the death of a loved one? I doubt it. Then why look to a religious text for validation of phyiscal or biological theory?
Why the conflation of empirical knowledge with moral guidance?
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
Stephen Elliot: don't forget that Dawkins has his program 'Religion - the root of all evil? on C$ in the UK right now!!
Stephen Elliott · 9 January 2006
Jason · 9 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 9 January 2006
Dean,
Found it....CH4
David Heddle · 9 January 2006
Sciencefan · 9 January 2006
Looks like the IDiots over at TelicThoughts have taken a page from the Dembski playbook. They are now banning people outright for posting polite but dissenting opinions, claiming these posters are really "trolls".
The latest action stems from a blog by Steve Petermann, a computer science guy with no training in biology who claims (surprise!) that his engineering analysis shows ToE to be impossible. He is making the same typical creationist claims (i.e. "Darwinism states that things evolve by blind chance"), and has deleted / banned those who politely pointed out his glaring errors.
Seems the ID guys just can't figure out that censorship and banning will only hurt their cause.
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
Great line from the Dawkins documentary :
"We're all atheists about most of the gods that have ever existed; it's just that atheists like me go one step further".
I can't see them ever showing this in America without a huge outcry - here it'll be shown without anyone taking much notice (or at least get less attention than George Galloway on 'Celebrity Big Brother) - part 2 next week.
(Sorry C4 of course Steve - only just noticed the typo)
Stephen Elliott · 9 January 2006
Mr./Dr.? Heddle,
I can't understand why you would believe the bible to be inerrant.
Are the writings and experiences of bronze/iron and stone age people more relevant than your own?
j-dog · 9 January 2006
Perhaps a techo-geek fan of PT could get in touch with our site creators and help to automatically re-route any post from Larry, Heddle and Ms. Clouse to another part of the Panda anatomy? Since their ideas and comments so often seem to be pulled from their fundaments and after all they are fundamentalists, perhaps the Panda's Arse might be an appropriate title.
Stephen Elliott · 9 January 2006
David Heddle · 9 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 9 January 2006
Dr. Heddle,
Actually I do care. I am not anti-religion. I just see no reason to treat the bible as inerrant. I would be interested in a theological conversation/argument. But it would probably be better to do it on AtBC.
steve s · 9 January 2006
David Heddle spots Emily, the social worker:
David: "You hypocrite! You care deeply about heroin."
Emily: "Huh?"
David: "Heroin is very important to you."
Emily: "Well, that's kind of a vague statement, isnt' it?
David: "Heroin is very important to you. You put up webpages telling people not to use it. You argue with junkies about whether it's good."
Emily: "Well, yes, I did those things."
David: Like I said. All you social workers care deeply about heroin."
Emily: "You're a dumbass."
Stephen Elliott · 9 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
I don't agree with Heddle that Catholics qualify as 'fundamentalists' as in his opinion they follow an unswerving literal interpretation of the Bible. They do seem to be able to be persuaded that their interpretion might be wrong - and even apologised to Galileo. Can't see the fundies apologising for anything - let alone that that Darwin fella might have been right all along.
Doesn't mean that I don't have problems with Catholicism though - The Popes 'infallible' views on contraception and the use of condoms in HIV-riddled Africa is something I with which I have a problem - 'reasonable theist' or not. At least guys like you and Ken Millar are rational though Steve - and probably a lot more fun to sit down and have a chat over a pint with; than the frothing at the mouth trolls we get here.
More info on the Dawkins documentary here:
Stephen Elliott · 9 January 2006
David Heddle · 9 January 2006
Stephen Elliott,
Well, in a nutshell because the bible makes very lofty self-referential claims, if it is not inerrant, then it is a pack of lies --and consequently we have no reason to believe that its message of salvation is real. That is why I want to believe the bible is inerrant. Why I actually believe it is inerrant is much more complicated.
Dean Morrison,
Dis you misread or are you purposely mischaracterizing what I wrote? I never said that the Catholics follow an unswerving literal interpretation (neither do I.) I said, apropos your wikipedia definition of fundamentalism, which included in part:
The term can also refer specifically to the belief that one's religious texts are infallible and historically accurate
that the Roman Catholic Church affirms, magisterially, the inerrancy of scripture. She does. So by that definition Catholics including Ken Miller (those who affirm the teachings of their own church) are fundamentalists.
The fact that Rome apologized to Galileo is irrelvant. It is not an admission that the bible contains error, it is an admission those who (without biblical support--it wasn't actually worse than a bad interpretation) demanded that the earth be at the center of the cosmos.
As for beer, I like Coors orIron City .
improvius · 9 January 2006
Alan Fox · 9 January 2006
Moses · 9 January 2006
RupertG · 9 January 2006
One of the pleasures (there have to be some) of being addicted to this debate even though I'm far away in the UK is that it's educational. In particular, the business of ID being the same order of thinking as astrology has been enlightening -- and here I must thank my partner, who's an expert in early modern Scottish history and takes quite an interest in current creationist/ID happenings.
It turns out that in the late 16th and early 17th centuries, ideas like demonology, astrology and alchemy were indeed thought of by rational people who considered themselves part of the Enlightenment as being equally as valid as scientific ideas as astronomy, chemistry and physics (with apologies for using modern terms for ideas that had not been so differentiated then). Demonology in particular was significant, as people were frequently tried, convicted and executed for witchcraft - the evidence for which had to be compatible with contemporary legal thought. For a while, demonology worked by collecting people's reports of what had happened -- "Sure, she was asleep next to her husband in Pitenweem on the night that the cow was cursed, but the Devil left a double behind while she flew to Aberdour and appeared to me while casting her spell" -- and that was evidence enough.
Eventually, though, the lawyers grew uncomfortable with this. There was literally no defence against this sort of accusation, and as the idea that proof should be empirically tested grew the limitations of relying on personal statements became apparent. In the end, witchcraft was never disproved as a legal phenomenon -- but it could never be proven either, and the lawyers refused to prosecute the cases. At the same time, the non-empirical traditions fell away from the corpus of scientific thought: it's intriguing to speculate about how law and science cross-fertilised at the time, as it was quite in order for people to maintain parallel specialisations and a self-respecting enlightenment thinker would pride themselves of being abreast of all developments whether they were nominally medic, lawyer or cleric. That's something we've lost, with certain noble exceptions.
The parallels with Dover are compelling - but it cannot be denied that the highest traditions of law (where I'd place constitutional issues) are entirely resonant with those of the Enlightenment. There is now no defence of God or the Devil in the courtroom, so perhaps ID's proponents should not be surprised that their special pleadings find no echo.
R
Stephen Elliott · 9 January 2006
Steviepinhead · 9 January 2006
Or maybe, in the interest of our younger readers, Panda's
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anti-troll patrol · 9 January 2006
JONBOY · 9 January 2006
Why does everyone fail to see Carol's and David's dilemma? like so many others, it starts with their own desires.They want a God or a savior, they crave a better world, a heaven, and of course a book(the bible) with all the right answers,then they project those desires into their own versions of reality. Any ideas that may refute or challenge their religious concepts,must be swept aside or totally dismissed, this reinforces their faith system.When David looks to explain certain scientific problems within the bible, he proceeds, not in a neutral manner,to find the truth, but in a frame of mind that the bible must be correct, and any other explanation simply is not an alternative.
I would lay the burden of truth squarely at their feet,prove the bible is valid, truthful,inerrant,and contains no errors.If you concede that there is one, single error,you open up Pandoras Box to the total validity of all the book.The bible clearly states that"ALL scriptures are inspired by God"not just the ones David,Carol,or any other, so called bible scholars have decided upon, ALL means All. John Wesley said "If there is only one falsehood in the bible,it could not be inspired by God" I would agree.
If I were to rhetorically? ask both David and Carol if, they were presented with overwhelming evidence that would prove conclusively that their beliefs were false, would they accept it?I feel they would answer, that no such evidence could ever exist.
Tice with a J · 9 January 2006
David Heddle · 9 January 2006
impervious,
I do not think atheists are plotting to destroy Christianity. What gave you that idea? And if they were, it would be just about the last thing I would worry about.
What I have been saying is that they care--not all--but especially those with an interest in science--that the bible be deemed irreconcilable with science. It is important, I suspect, for their feelings of self-consistency.
JONBOY,
I agree with much of your comment. I earlier wrote: "Well, in a nutshell because the bible makes very lofty self-referential claims, if it is not inerrant, then it is a pack of lies ---and consequently we have no reason to believe that its message of salvation is real."
Jon Fleming · 9 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 9 January 2006
Dr. Heddle,
Surely it should be God that is inerrant rather than the writings of a few ancient people.
How do you know that they didn't just make it up?
Ogee · 9 January 2006
Is this nonsense not simply proof that the God of the Gaps is in retreat even on the pages of the Bible? The Bible is "literally" true... except where it has to be carefully and creatively interpreted by the likes of Heddle so as not to conflict with science. Apparently this requires one to abandon any sort of literal reading of the definition of the dictionary entry under 'literal'.
Scott · 9 January 2006
Mr. Heddle,
I think you miss two points. First, it's not the "evolutionists", nor even the proponents on this blog who claim that the Bible must be read absolutely "literally". It is a small subset of "fundamentalists" who claim that the Bible is the inerrant, literal word of God. As these fundamentalists describe it, "inerrant" means that there is no waffling. These fundamentalists (not the assembled bloggers) say that the Bible does *not* speak in metaphor (except where a given character such as Jesus says he/she is telling a story). The fundamentalists say there is *no* mistranslation. I have heard it described that the Hand of God guided each hand of each translator, so there can be no error in translation. If, as you say, many parts of the Bible are not to be taken verbatim, but can be seen as metaphor where needed, then I don't think anyone here has a problem.
(BTW, your arguments about bats-as-birds and the dimensions of a particular metal circle seem quite reasonable, especially the problems of translation. But then with those qualifiers, we're no longer talking about a "literal", "inerrant" reading of a particular English version of the Bible. In that case, we're talking about what the Bronze and Iron Age folks thought about their world at that time, which may be quite different than what we know today. It may have been "true" as far as they knew, even though it may have been wrong.)
The second point you appear to miss is what these assembled bloggers actually get upset about. If the "fundamentalists" only claimed that the Bible is the inerrant word of God, no one here would get upset. What they DO get upset about is when these same "fundamentalists" start claiming that large parts of science are in error, and society (and in particular the government) much teach our children that proven science is wrong, and that the ONLY truth can be found in the Bible. *That's* what people get upset about.
If you aren't making either of those two claims (inerrancy or science-is-wrong), then I don't think anyone here has any issue.
Scott
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P.S. Except for those hard core cases who just like to argue and throw insults around. ;-)
limpidense · 9 January 2006
I 100% agree with anti-troll (Auntie?), and add it is not best when I have to skim over a deluge of drivel by David H., Carol C., or that new, near Platonic Ideal of dumbnessity, Larry. F. (Although I still believe L.F. might be a particularly extended joker, however not funny his brand of humor would be.)
I really am getting to the point of just leaving this site: these are more than people I don't simply disagree with: they are harpies who befoul every possible discussion.
(Oh, and a special note to C.C. and D.H.: Even skimming past your endlessly repetitive posts, I still find I cannot avoid ending up with the stench of your self-absorption on the heels of my consciousness, due to so many people being fascinated with challenging (or baiting, perhaps) you. I'll address you both directly, I hope for the very last time in this life: most of us, atheist or not, here don't give a flying f--- about the Bible in relation to science. Much, MUCH wiser, smarter, more eloquent, more tactfully forceful people than you have exhausted that line of inquiry entirely, perhaps over a hundred years ago. You and your sort (GoP or Blast) are not merely wrong -- often ignorantly, often dishonestly, willfully wrong -- in EVERY assertion you make but boring: inventive, passe, not novel, not even cute. If I want to see CREATIVE insanity, I need but google "kooks" to find honest nutcases, from whom I can learn far much more about being human than you can now ever hope to be, stunted and "spiritually" blind as you are.)
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
Wislu Plethora · 9 January 2006
Mr Christopher · 9 January 2006
Ogee · 9 January 2006
yorktank · 9 January 2006
Re: 69211
In fairness, this post was about Dembski, so it was doomed to become a "moronic debate" from the start.
Jason · 9 January 2006
improvius · 9 January 2006
AC · 9 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 9 January 2006
Alan Fox · 9 January 2006
David Heddle · 9 January 2006
gwangung · 9 January 2006
No, there must be hundreds of biologists who support ID.
You want to be taken seriously and not be insulted, yet you make inane comments like these?
Please. Do a LITTLE research. It really, really, really helps your arguments when you bring even one teeny tiny fact to the table.
steve s · 9 January 2006
ben · 9 January 2006
steve s · 9 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 9 January 2006
Dave Thomas · 9 January 2006
Corkscrew · 9 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 9 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
Tice with a J · 9 January 2006
gwangung · 9 January 2006
I have had plenty of trouble in posting "polite but dissenting opinions" on this website.
Do research. Could help.
Mr Christopher · 9 January 2006
anti-troll patrol · 9 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
Mr Christopher · 9 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
KiwiInOz · 9 January 2006
This thread has become far more interesting now that we are talking about beer (FSM heaven)! All you warm beer and weasels water skullers should try Monteaths (Original, Celtic Red, Dark etc) from New Zealand. Ok they are now really making it in Auckland, and not the West Coast anymore, but it is still shades above a lot of foreign muck.
Tice with a J · 9 January 2006
Mr Christopher - you failed to point that Jill Schneider, another biology professor at Lehigh University, has posted some excellent thoughts about Intelligent Design Theory and evolution. It is well thought-out, informative, persuasive and occasionally humorous. I recommend it as reading material for all PT regulars and lurkers.
Mr Christopher · 9 January 2006
Tice with a J, this is new to me! Thank you kindly. This one gets bookmarked :-)
Chris
yorktank · 9 January 2006
steve s · 9 January 2006
Russell · 9 January 2006
anti-troll patrol · 9 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 9 January 2006
David,
I am astounded at that ridiculous argument countering your fine analysis of Solomon's sea and the pi = 3 affair. That the Bible is replete with rounding and approximations is an old story. The Talmud (tractate Eruvin) analyzes the pertinent verses and concludes as you did - and that was almost two thousand years ago!
Stephen Elliott,
"Do you not consider it odd that God would only speak to a very small group of people and a long time ago? Surely the creator of the entire universe would present evidence to all people. I find it objectionable to state that only a few individuals can know the mind of God and the rest of us should just slavishly obey."
Since you indicated that you believe in God, surely your conception of Him is sophisticated enough for you to realize that neither you or I, nor any of the created, can read nor understand His "mind", the creator. His calculations are cosmic in scope, ours are provincial, selfish and mundane.
The Bible (old testament, of course) clearly states that it is addressed to a small group of people, referred to as the children of Israel, who were designated by Him as the chosen people and assigned special responsiblities. We can speculate endlessly as to why He did so, and I can think of quite a few good reasons, but did so He did.
Clearly God has chosen to be elusive. Which is why intelligent men and women are still endlessly debating his mere existence. We can speculate endlessly about this too, and I can think of quite a few solid reasons, but did so He did.
You cannot have it both ways. If he is God, you cannot give Him advice as to how to run His universe. If you think you should have been consulted, than you don't believe in the God of the Bible. At least that is how I see it.
ben · 9 January 2006
Corkscrew · 9 January 2006
steve s · 9 January 2006
LOL. yes, i'm sure Larry will show us all.
blipey · 9 January 2006
yorktank · 9 January 2006
Anti-troll patrol, I just don't know what to make of you at this point. How am I a poser? Seriously, unmask me for everyone here at PT. I'd like to know what you think my agenda is. It seems you think I'm a Dembski acolyte, which couldn't be further from the truth. You see, I was playing on your use of the phrase "moronic debate", in essence saying that all thoughts Dembski provokes are moronic. Looking back at it, it wasn't a very good joke.
I hope you at least see the irony in the fact that you, too, are now contributing to the derailing of this topic. I certainly see the irony that the anti-troll patrol is now behaving like a troll. (When did I stop beating my wife?) That just doesn't make any sense...poser.
And to think, all you had to do was post an intriguing thought about the initial post and you may have actually achieved your goal...oh, nevermind. You're clearly only interested in flaming. Sorry I baited you. I should've just left my flat joke on the ground.
gregonomic · 9 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 9 January 2006
Ogee · 9 January 2006
jon nickles · 9 January 2006
Michael Rathbun, FCD · 9 January 2006
Ogee · 9 January 2006
CJ O'Brien · 9 January 2006
Heddle and Clouser:
(speaking here about the Pentateuch, for focus.)
OK, so the bible is "divinely inspired." (granted for the sake of argument)
And the original "audience"/inspirees knew approximately jack squat of what we now know about science. (granted by you I hope)
It is believed to have its roots in oral traditions.
Was written down in different places and times by different people with different ideas about the nature of the godhead and, probably, the nature of "nature." But (and here's the kicker) presumably was consistent with those peoples' beliefs about nature.
And was then translated and probably oocasionally mis-translated/-transcripted numerous times (or has each instance of "the bible" been also divinely directed to "bring it into line" with evolving human understanding?)
Barring agreement with the last parenthetical, I cannot for the life of me figure out how the bible could possibly be consistent with modern science.
I mean, 20 year old cutting edge science isn't even consistent with what we're now pleased to call "science." (And that won't be consistent with "science" 20 years hence, and that...)
I'm not trying to be rude (and I haven't been feeding the trolls all y'all, so indulge me this tidbit.) I just don't get it.
Mr_Christopher · 9 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
Memo to the nice lady at the library :
'don't let Larry play with scissors - he'll only hurt himself'
steve s · 9 January 2006
Moses · 9 January 2006
ben · 9 January 2006
But other information on the internets shows that there does seem to be a real person named Larry Fafarman who has accomplished real things like blowing open the "real story behind meteor showers" conspiracy and filing cases that were ignored by SCOTUS. So for his persona to be truly fraudulent either 1) Larry Fafarman's real-world identity has been stolen by 1337 h@xx0rz who are cunningly crafting laughably boastful and ill-informed rants on PT in some bizarre plot to ruin his credibility or 2) Larry is self-parodying himself by doing the same thing. Either way, who cares.
What Larry predictably doesn't get is that, yes, he (and most 9-year olds) could circumvent whetever banning mechanism PT or any other public blog might use to eliminate trolls like himself from their midst, and post under another name. But whatever he calls himself, his unmistakably vacuous yet narcissistic style of blather would be instantly recognizable and his new name would then be banned, only this time much faster. I think any idiot (except Larry) realizes that anyone could keep coming back to PT with new IPs, new user names, etc., and defacing the comments as much as they wanted with pointless self-congratulationary non-argumentation, but such would be pointless if a new identity ultimately had to be chosen for every post. Because clearly, the whole point of Larry's sojourn here--self-stimulation and attention-getting--would be moot if we didn't know him as Larry Fafafooey. His real mistake is thinking what he says he makes any difference to begin with.
Carol Clouser · 9 January 2006
gregonomic,
Reading the beginning of your post I thought I might actually become animated to engage you in reasoned discussion, especially since you are probably right about not being the only one here interested in whatever reasons might be given for some of God's actions. But then your post turned vulgar, insolent and flippant. You are apparently neither truly interested in, nor in the frame of mind to sincerely engage in, such a discussion.
jon nickels,
"How could an all powerfull god allow his message to be changed by mere mortals!?"
First, it hasn't changed. The original Hebrew Bible is still in the hands of those for whom it was intended. And it is still revered by most of them. And those who choose not to revere it, well, they are exercising their God-given free will. Second, see my post above #69325.
Ogee,
All of Genesis 7 is literally true and consistent with science. Look into it. The matter has been dealt with long ago. If you want some book recommendations, please do let me know.
Dean Morrison · 9 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 9 January 2006
Can I safely assume that all of the nutters who have suddenly shown up all at once are related to each other in some way?
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 9 January 2006
Hey Carol, why, again, are youtr religious opinions any better than anyone else's?
And why, again, do you think science should pay the slightest attention to your religious opinions?
And why, again, is Heddle wrong about the New Testament and you are right about it (other than your say-so)?
steve s · 9 January 2006
ben, you're quite right. Let me be clear, I don't mean that Larry Falafalman doesn't exist, I think he just enjoys saying belligerent things and doesn't care how true those things are.
steve s · 9 January 2006
Lenny, that's a good point. Carol's saying Oh Mister Dave, the bible is so accurate, you're right; and David replies oh Miss Carol, I know, these dang ol atheists are so scared but it's true, the bible is so infallible...
and they carefully fail to mention that they're not talking about the same book. Really doubt Dave's using the Judah Landa translation.
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 9 January 2006
steve s:
The Judah Landa translation of the Bible is "the translation to end all translations", just like World War I was "the war to end all wars".
Larry Fafarman · 9 January 2006
I just got the following personal email from one of the blog managers --
Larry wrote:
****If I am banned, I will just come back under a pseudonym. I am not only
a good troll, but I am also a darn good hacker.*****
There is comparatively little that can get you banned from PT, but threats like that - and the equivalent acts - do qualify. Please don't do it again.
======================================
Hence, I will not discuss this subject any further. OK ? Thanks.
Larry
Nidaros · 9 January 2006
network geek · 9 January 2006
steve s · 9 January 2006
LOL Nidaros, that reminds me of the Texas politician who--it's been a while, I can't remember exactly what happened--wanted English-only, because if English was good enough for Jesus, it was good enough for her.
Arden Chatfield · 9 January 2006
Andrew McClure · 9 January 2006
shiva · 9 January 2006
gregonomic · 10 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 10 January 2006
Nidaros,
You might wish to know that there was no King James Bible when Paul was alive. You are off by over a thousand years!
The level of knowledge here about the Bible and theology is just pathetic.
Arden Chatfield · 10 January 2006
argy stokes · 10 January 2006
gregonomic · 10 January 2006
Yup, if Carol is anything to go by, this (G|g)od figure chose some pretty dim mortals to entrust his/her message to. Can we be sure they got it all down correctly? Perhaps they didn't pick up on the bits where he/she was joking?
Larry Fafarman · 10 January 2006
Ogee · 10 January 2006
network geek · 10 January 2006
"Look, I said that I would not discuss this issue any more"
Yes, but I'm not you.
"because the management is apparently very sensitive about it and probably does not want me or anyone else giving ideas of how to defeat a commenter ban."
Uh, no, their comment had nothing to do with that, it had to do with threatening to violate a ban.
"You are putting me in an unfair position because I am not allowed to defend myself against your posts on this subject. "
You are in an unfair position by virtue of your mental retardation.
P.S. · 10 January 2006
"Furthermore, the subject is off-topic."
A novel concern for you.
gwanngung · 10 January 2006
Look, I said that I would not discuss this issue any more because the management is apparently very sensitive about it and probably does not want me or anyone else giving ideas of how to defeat a commenter ban.
So, why ARE you responding?
You are putting me in an unfair position because I am not allowed to defend myself against your posts on this subject.
So why are you opening your yap about it all the time?
Your position is entirely self-inflicted.
Usually is for morons.
Larry Fafarman · 10 January 2006
network geek · 10 January 2006
"Yes, I know, the management is on your side and so probably would not ban you for discussing the issue."
Not only don't you don't know that, you have no evidence pertaining to the matter.
"You people have been taking advantage of me because you know that the management is on your side."
You poor pathetic whiny little baby.
"Furthermore, you have not been warned yet."
You have no way of knowing what I have or haven't been warned about.
"I have already been warned."
That's because you have already threatened malicious intent toward this site.
"And discussing ways to defeat a ban directly concerns threats to defeat a ban."
Look, moron, there's a huge difference between discussing how to build a bomb and threatening to bomb someone. The "management" explicitly noted that there are very few things that can get you banned; among the things that can't get you banned is discussing how idiotic your idea of an IP address scrambler is.
"The management has already shown its hostility towards me and would like nothing better than an excuse to ban me."
The management has shown hostility toward an announcement of malicious intent toward this site. And they already have plenty of excuse to ban you, yet haven't acted on it.
"So I decided to avoid the subject of bans entirely."
Obviously not, since you are still discussing it.
"And I do not have the opportunity to show that you are the one who is mentally retarded."
You obviously do have the opportunity, since you continue to blabber on. What you lack are the capacity and the facts.
"It's about time we had a level playing field here."
That's not possible; I've got network design patents hanging on my wall, while you've got a Confederate flag on yours.
Fernmonkey · 10 January 2006
Quick return to an earlier topic:
So astrology can be studied in astronomy class as a historical subject.
Yes, and ID can be studied in religious-education class.
But neither one should be studied in science class because they are not science. What's so difficult about that?
Stephen Elliott · 10 January 2006
Renier · 10 January 2006
Larry, being a script kiddy does not make you an Ubercracker.
Carol, I am an Atheist, but Stephen Elliott's description makes a lot more sense to me. Your own imagination does not really weight much in the light of evidence. As Lenny has so many times reminded you, it is just your opinion. You have no evidence to back your opinion that your "God" is the right one, and ALL the zillion other religions are wrong. It's a bit arrogant to punt your view as such, don't you think? Friendship, humour, joy, love, justice, fun, REASON and honesty are worth more than any religion. Stephen Elliott's description of his concept of God is closer to nature. I like nature. All I see is nature. All you see is nature... Stephen Elliott's "God" does not have a problem with the majority of human beings "created" by him, but your God does...
Yes Carol, you have the right to believe what you want to. But before trying to convince us to believe as you do, please state WHY you believe. Then, bring some evidence that your dear Enki exists. I think I am doomed, because I cannot resist bacon... On the other hand, if Heddle is right (or Islam, or Christians), you will be the one to go to hell (I'll be there too, and the whole of PT). Can you prove that they are wrong Carol?
Dean Morrison · 10 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 10 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 10 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 10 January 2006
Actually I think Larry is not a fundie, just a crank. But they, too, have the same tendency to yell "HELP!! HELP !! I'M BEING REPRESSED !!!!"
Stephen Elliott · 10 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 10 January 2006
steve s · 10 January 2006
Lenny: are you kidding about that King James stuff? That's amazing, even for fundies.
Renier: "Friendship, humour, joy, love, justice, fun, REASON and honesty are worth more than any religion." I'll drink to that.
Carol Clouser · 10 January 2006
Reneir,
"you will be the one to go to hell (I'll be there too, and the whole of PT)".
Now, that would make hell a truly hellish experience.
Renier · 10 January 2006
Carol, as if heaven with Heddle (and Blast and GoP and all the Baptists) would be better? Please, I am sure even you would not willingly go to such a place.
But, as usual, you missed the point I was trying to make... try reading my previous post again... if you still do not see it, ask the English lads on PT to send you some ale, or perhaps Lenny will sponsor you some Porter.
yellow fatty bean · 10 January 2006
What I enjoy most about our fundie friends is that they regard not being able to teach their mythology to everyone else's children "oppression"
Stephen Elliott · 10 January 2006
JONBOY · 10 January 2006
I think that some of us make the mistake in not reading all of a post before we form our answers.We are so ready to proffer our own views that we tend to miss some quite pertinent statements.Read my post(69213)
then read David Heddle,s surprisingly honest reply to it(69222)
Many of the subsequent posts would have made a great deal more sense in light of Davids statements.We all know now (if we did,nt before)just how people like Carol and David view the world.
Tyrannosaurus · 10 January 2006
Larry, are you implying that judges rule cases depending on their personal views rather than on evidence and the law? If so this simply demonstrate your ignorance on the rules governing trials. BTW, what else could the fundies have hoped for in this trial? The judge is a Bush nominated, protestant christian, Santorum blessed appointee and the ID still manages to loose BIG TIME. That shows how shallow, vacuous and non existing the evidence for ID is. Even more so, it shows the dishonesty and moral bankrupcy of the major proponents of ID that after their loss have gone back to the recourse of personal attacks.
Mr Christopher · 10 January 2006
hey Larry, two points:
1) You are very good at what you do. I have a friend who does the same thing on a few forums, he is a theatre guy and does a lot of acting. For fun he assumes an identity in a forum and basically stirs stuff up like you. For him it is fine tuning his acting craft while also having fun getting people to react to him. Your act here is pretty impressive and I bet you are constantly cracking yourself up. Take this as a compliment, you're pretty good.
2) Have you been to the After The Bar Closes PT forum? You can probably get away with more over there than here.
http://www.antievolution.org/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?s=43c38cf8a96cfa14;act=SF;f=14
Flint · 10 January 2006
AC · 10 January 2006
steve s · 10 January 2006
Stephen Elliot, take a look at Secular Humanism. You might find it preferable to jealous and vicious gods.
Stephen Elliott · 10 January 2006
matt · 10 January 2006
jeesus is my homeboy dawgs. you guys should sopt acruging and be friends. love jeebus.
ben · 10 January 2006
matt · 10 January 2006
were you there when the world was created? no, so shut up douche
steve s · 10 January 2006
Corkscrew · 10 January 2006
Link to steve s's news story
jim · 10 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 10 January 2006
...one weeks work and he's been grouchy ever since...
ex-fundi · 10 January 2006
ex-fundi · 10 January 2006
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 10 January 2006
Basically,
that comment by Mr. Heddle ignored the trivially evident fact that "the Bible" is not a monolithic document, but on the contrary a rather haphazard collection of writings.
They are not "self-referential", as there's no conveniently clear "self", but a multiplicity of sources, each with its own tradition and political/religious axe to grind, layered on by centuries upon centuries of after-the-fact editing.
Calling it "Scripture", as if it was a coherent whole, is merely the sleight of hand of tricksters; and people, even very smart people, trying to make everything seem coherent and somehow sensible, look to me not unlike those Star Trek fans endeavouring to reconcile every instance of shields vs. transport use or superluminal firing of weapons on the show.
Fascinating, yet ultimately futile.
Stephen Elliott · 10 January 2006
Shirley Knott · 10 January 2006
Has no one noticed how outraged Herr Heddle is that atheists can be described as having an agenda, yet how blind he is to the equal criticism which can be made about him?
If it is illegitimate to criticize the Bible if one is coming from a position of needing to prove it wrong, is it not equally illegitmiate to reject criticism when adopting a position of needing to see it never proven wrong?
Mote, eye, beam, Heddle.
And Carol continues to amuse, with her accelerating descent into madness.
This used to be such a nice neighborhood.
hugs,
Shirley Knott
(recovering nicely from surgery, thanks for asking)
Larry Fafarman · 10 January 2006
Mr Christopher · 10 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 10 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 10 January 2006
David Heddle · 10 January 2006
I haven't been banned, but PZ disemvowels my posts on his threads. That is, in my opinion, more dishonest than banning--because it makes a mockery of someone's post and leaves their name associated with it--even though they did not write is as presented. Its sole purpose is to humiliate. In that sense, it is a perfect match for PZ's character.
Stephen Elliott · 10 January 2006
steve s · 10 January 2006
Alan Fox · 10 January 2006
Dr Heddle
What puzzles me is why you want to post here. Your field of expertise is, I believe, cosmology, and you are a religious apologist. This is a blogsite where "The patrons gather to discuss evolutionary theory, critique the claims of the antievolution movement, defend the integrity of both science and science education, and share good conversation."
No-one here seems particularly interested in what you have to say, and you only succeed in irritating people who then respond accordingly. You could avoid PZ's disemvowelling and general opprobrium by posting in more sympathetic arenas. Why, then, do you do it?
David Heddle · 10 January 2006
Alan,
The subject of this post involved biblical alternatives to evolution. My comments on this thread began with my agreeing with Carol that the bible is not inconsistent with evolution. I did not interrupt a thread that was discussing some detail of evolutionary theory. I think I was at least as on-topic as most of the commenters.
Steve S,
Why am I not suprised that your view is:
1) Banned on Dembski's blog--how disgusting
2) Disemvowelled on PT--you deserved it and stop whining
Oh--I know why I am not surprised--you are the same steve s that argues that the cosmologocal constant is only small in some units and it's only a problem of immaturity in our calculations--do you still believe that given yet another famous non-ID physicist (Susskind) has published a book whose purpose is, for the most part, to find a solution to the CC problem, the problem you find so trivial?
Rich · 10 January 2006
deliberately ironical: deliberately ironic?
Larry Fafarman · 10 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 10 January 2006
ben · 10 January 2006
steve s · 10 January 2006
Minor correction to Dave's big pile of crap:
"1) Banned on Dembski's blog---how funny"
Anyway, you have full permission to disemvowel me if I ever give a crap what you say and choose to visit your blog, which I won't and won't, and probably PZ feels the same. Let us know if the bible ever tells you whether the CC is zero or nonzero. We atheists really care a great deal, don't you know.
Stephen Elliott · 10 January 2006
David Heddle · 10 January 2006
steve s,
The bible confirms that we live in a universe with stars. That implies a small (120 orders of magnitude smaller than expected by everyone except you) but non zero CC--just like Weinberg said via his Anthropic prediction. Does that answer your question?
Stephen Elliott · 10 January 2006
steve s · 10 January 2006
Oh, well, the bible mentions stars. To think I questioned its infallibility. What a fool I've been.
Anyway Dave, you're so behind the times. Me, I've moved on to a new fine tuning--my height as measured in universe width units. Measured as such, my height is around 10^-23 uwu. Do you understand how fine tuned this is? How sensitive? Why, if I was only a "hair" bigger, say 10^-22 uwu, I'd be dead of lung collapse etc. If I were a hair smaller, say 10^-24, well, there's no way you can get an adult human brain into a skull 10x smaller. I sit around in awe of this tuning. Like Dave's told us before, even if there are physical laws which demand the observed value be in a certain range, that's just proof the laws were set by god.
Praise be unto him.
Larry Fafarman · 10 January 2006
Ubernatural · 10 January 2006
There is no controversy.
You are welcome here.
This site defends good science, and therefore there are many people here who have much to say regarding your many wild claims.
ben · 10 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 10 January 2006
steve s · 10 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 10 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 10 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 10 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 10 January 2006
No Larry, 'PE' stands for 'Physical Excercise' - something you might get more of if you ask that nice Library for a date.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 10 January 2006
I see it's time again for my periodic reminder to Heddle.
Back when Caesar gained power in Rome, he had a nice big parade for himself. During it, he had a slave stand beside him in the chariot, for the sole purpose of leaning over every few minutes and whispering in his ear, "You are just a man".
I am happy to perform that role for Mr Heddle. See, Mr Heddle sometimes forgets that he's just a man, and seems to think that he is some sort of Divine Spokesman For God (tm)(c) or something. He's, uh, not. So whenever Mr Heddle starts prancing too much on his high holy horse, I step in to remind him that his religious opinions are just that --- his opinions. They are no more holy or divine or infallible or authoritative than anyone else's religious opinions. No one is obligated in any way, shape, or form to follow his religious opinions, to accept them, or even to pay any attention at all to them.
Mr Heddle, you are just a man.
matt · 10 January 2006
why do you poeple care about the veiws on how the world was created? beleive what you want. why should it matter whos right or wrong? idiots everyone is entitled to an opinion and set of beleifs.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 10 January 2006
Hey Heddle, Carol doesn't seem to want to answer my simple questions. How about you?
What makes your religious opinions any better than anyone else's (other than your say-so)?
Is Carol right in her opinion that the New Testament is a load of crap, or are YOU right in YOUR opinion that it's not? And how can we tell?
Why do you think science should give a flying fig about your religious opinions, anyway?
Alan Fox · 10 January 2006
Larry Fafarman
My question to Dr Heddle (which he didn't answer) was why does he want to post here. I am the last person to suggest banning anyone, not even you... well, maybe I would draw the line with
Ex USMC Sgt SpringerDaveScot.historic myth buster · 10 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 10 January 2006
Aureole,
I must disagree with your sloppy analysis of how the Bible came to us. There exists an extended family of people, known as Israelites or Jews, who have carefully and meticulously preserved, recorded, revered and cherished that core document which later became known to the world as the Bible. These people also were persecuted and frequently killed for adhering to its teachings for thousands of years, and yet they (miraculously) persevered. God was not mistaken in choosing THEM to preserve that document. Indicative of the care they took of this document of singular importance to them is the fact that after thousands of years of handwriting copies and passing them on from generation to generation, the period when errors and intentional revisions were most likely to occur (before the printing presses started rolling), there were only a handful of letters and words in dispute out of over 300,000 words (I refer to the Hebrew pentateuch). This was then in turn confirmed when the dead sea scrolls were found, dating back to over two thousand years ago. (I have also seen partial documents going back another five hundred years, to the seventh century BCE, that were identical to those segments in today's Bible.)
Your claim that the Bible is a patchwork has nothing to support it but the latter day revisionism of so called "scholars" with jobs to justify, most of whom cannot even claim fluency in Hebrew, who base these claims on the silly business of "literary style". It is no different than many of the other revisionisms going on around us all the time (like Larry's holocaust revisionism). It's just people making noise for their own motives. I would hope you would not be so naive as to buy into that baseless stuff. As a scientist I would expect a more sophisticated sense of discernment from you.
ben · 10 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 10 January 2006
Alan,
I second the sentiments of Stephen Elliott. David Heddle adds much to this blog and I too would not want to see him go.
You seem to want thread after thread here to be exclusively engaged in Dembski bashing. How boring. And evil.
network geek · 10 January 2006
ben · 10 January 2006
Alan Fox · 10 January 2006
Carol,
If this were a blog devoted to cosmology or religious apologetics, I wouldn't be puzzled at Dr. Heddle posting here. Repeating myself, asking him why he should want to post here (and not getting an answer) is not the same as voting to ban him.
I am also puzzled at how you think your posts here might improve the sales of Mr Landa's oeuvre.
Larry Fafarman · 10 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 10 January 2006
You made a fool of yourself Larry .. admit it.
steve s · 10 January 2006
Arden Chatfield · 10 January 2006
network geek · 10 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 10 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 10 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 10 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 10 January 2006
carol clouser · 10 January 2006
Arden,
What I meant to say was that Genesis 7 is meant to be interpreted literally (as opposed to metaphorically or allegorically) and yet need not be in conflict with science. I base this on the reasoning presented in my other posts on this and other threads.
The bone of contention here is the Hebrew phrase ARETZ and sometimes KOL HA-ARETZ. The popular translation is "the earth" for the former and "all the earth" for the latter. But the fact is that in 90% of the occasions where that expression appears in the Bible it definately must mean "the land" or "all the land" referring to a previousely delineated area. Examples are, "and all the land (ARETZ) became dark" referring to Egypt, and "the peoples of all the land (KOL HA-ARETZ) came to Egypt (for food)" referring to the Cannanites. These cannot reasonably refer to all the earth.
Genesis 7 refers to a flood occuring in "the land" discussed previously (Genesis 1 - 6), namely Sumeria, roughly coincident with the plains of southern Mesapotamia. Gathering the living creatures inhabiting that limited area is a much more manageable task than doing so for the entire planet. But there probably also is an element of a miracle in this. There is no denying that miracles are part of the Bible. And I don't think that is in conflict with science. It is outside the domain of science, but not contradicted by it.
As far as "kinds" are concerned, you don't expect the Bible to take on the role of a science primer. As I have proposed previously, the general rule is that the Bible speaks to ordinary people in the manner in which ordinary people speak while engaged in oridnary, everyday conversation. (Except where it clearly does not wish to do so.) So "kinds" refer to whatever ordinary people are likely to call "kinds". The same applies to the bat referred to (perhaps) in Leviticus as a bird.
There is no way around the Hebrew word SHANA meaning year. The longevities of Noah and others throughout Genesis can only be miraculous. But again that is not contradicted by science. You either accept it or you do not. But you cannot use science as a basis for rejection.
Arden Chatfield · 10 January 2006
gregonomic · 11 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 11 January 2006
Arden,
Your position makes no sense. You know, and you know that I know that you know, that the Bible is full of God and miracles right from the get go. How many entities do you know that can say "let there be..." and then, presto, "and there was..."? So why are you asking me about chapter 7? Why not just pick on chapter one?
I am not, as you assert, engaged in "proving" the "scientific accuracy" of the Bible and I certainly do not claim that miracles are part of the scientific method. I clearly stated just the opposite in my very last post! I DO assert that science cannot be used as a basis for rejection of the Bible. And you have provided nothing to persuade me or anyone otherwise.
No, you cannot slap the word miracle on everything and be done with it. If the Bible would state something that science demonstrates is highly likely to be false (let alone "proves" to be false) you would have a valid and significant point. (See, my approach is falsifiable.) If, for example, the Bible made it clear that the earth is only a few thousand years old, that would conflict with science. Science claims that is false. Slapping the word miracle on this would solve nothing.
gregonomic,
Neither you nor I nor anyone else can know whether or not we see miracles in our daily lives. Some philosopher (forget the name) has stated that "nature is merely a set of miracles we have gotten used to and take for granted." I am not arguing quite that, but science cannot demonstrate otherwise. Your entire argument in the above post is utterly without merit and you know it.
Aredn and gregonomic,
Why do both of your posts turn at the end to profanity and insults? Because you must desperately believe that the Bible is what you say it is, and you finally realize that your supporting arguments have been shreded and rendered impotent. Insults and profanity are the last refuge of the defeated atheist.
Wayne Francis · 11 January 2006
gregonomic · 11 January 2006
Arden Chatfield · 11 January 2006
Eugene Lai · 11 January 2006
Arden Chatfield · 11 January 2006
k.e. · 11 January 2006
Carol so now you are an authority on ancient floods in mesopotainia as well as biological aging AND decoding myth and 3000 (or more) year old pseudo science.
OK I'll take you up on it
3 questions
1. Why did Michael Angelo paint rams horns on Moses in the Sistene Chapel what is the significance of them and what other myths use the same symbol.
2. What is the commonality between the Egyptian Book of the Dead stories and the Hebrew world view.
3. Choose either the historical method of imposing world view on neighboring tribes through completely wiping them out or changing the world view to account for multiculturalism OR various second coming myths from say 5000 years ago to 2000 years ago OR the effects of overgrazing by goats and sheep on the forrests in mesopotainia.
Red Mann · 11 January 2006
Carol, precisely how does a theist, such as yourself, defeat an atheist? Do you defeat him/her with overwhelming knowledge of the True Bible. An atheist has no use for the bible, yours or anyone else's. Do you put the fear of god in someone who does not see the necessity to believe in a god, your god or any other. All of your ruminations about the bible and its relation to science are essentially meaningless. You obviously have a very high opinion of yourself and of the importance of your religious notions. Sorry, I'm not impressed.
Eugene Lai · 11 January 2006
limpidense · 11 January 2006
In the case of biblical literalists, the answer to Eugene's question would likely be: because they are cowards clinging to ignorance in a tight, dark (but warm!) crevice.
If a device like Zaphod's (HHG2tU) glasses (what were they named, again?) could be devised to work against possible moral, ethical, psychological threats the owner of the patent would make zillions.
Popper's ghost · 11 January 2006
Popper's ghost · 11 January 2006
P.S. If you don't suffer from Carol's exaggerated sensitivity, you might enjoy the "Minced oath" entry at Wikipedia.
Larry Fafarman · 11 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 11 January 2006
David Heddle · 11 January 2006
Renier · 11 January 2006
Red Mann · 11 January 2006
Tim Hague · 11 January 2006
Larry Farfarman
As I suggested to you way back here you do need to do some background reading, both on ID and on evolution. Not only would it help your arguments, I think you might also find it interesting.
If you insist on posting from a position of almost complete ignorance you will continue to be flamed as a troll or a windup merchant.
Carol Clouser · 11 January 2006
David,
"For example, if Genesis read, "God created the earth in the midst of his eternal universe" it would be making the same, indisputable, scientific error that Einstein, Hoyle, and Eddington made. There would be no way to cry "miracle" to reconcile an eternal universe with one that, we now know, had a beginning. Fortunately Genesis did speak of the beginning of the universe, predating modern science's discovery by several millennia."
And one might add to your comment that the ancient philosophers also strongly supported the concept of an eternal universe. Aristotle, for example, spoke of the "antiquity of the universe", by which he meant that it was eternal. The Bible's reference to a beginning thus was made in opposition to contemporary established thinking. Yet it remarkably turned out to be right on target. The big bang we know today is a singular event, never to be repeated again for this universe, thus representing a true beginning.
Tim Hague · 11 January 2006
David Heddle
I think it's totally irrelevent if the bible (or any other collection of fairy tales) is consistent with science. How often do I refer to the bible during my scientific pursuits? Once a day? No. Once a month? No. Once a year? No. Have I ever? No.
Wayne Francis · 11 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 11 January 2006
jim · 11 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 11 January 2006
jim · 11 January 2006
Regarding the subject of Larry...
My personal opinion is that he's performing his own experiments on us.
You see he makes totally outlandish and clearly false statements. He asks for evidence or information on things but when he gets that information he doesn't just ignore it, he flaunts the fact that he hasn't followed up.
IMO, he in now way supports ID. He's just baiting us for his own amusement. I have stopped responding to his posts. The more outragious and clearly false statements he makes, the more I'm convinced that he is literally just "trolling".
I wouldn't be surprised if he does the same thing on other web sites (e.g. his meteor stuff probably falls into this category). He has probably tried the same tactic on the creationist sites but they banned him quickly.
David Heddle · 11 January 2006
Dean Morrison,
Actually I used the word "fortunately", not Carol. It was used ironically.
Carol,
I have a question of Hebrew usage atthe end of this post . If you get a chance, your input would be appreciated.
Tim,
Nor do I refer to the bible for my scientific pursuits. It is not a science textbook. It is comforting, though, that what it does say about science is reliable.
steve s · 11 January 2006
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 11 January 2006
Ms. Clouser:
1) The "Bible" is not the Torah. You - who claim to be a scholar - should refrain from engaging in this wilful equivocation.
2) The Torah is also a haphazard collection of writings, by many different authors (by the way, any idea about how Moses might have written a book about events following his own departure from this world? Was that a mistranslation too?), who wrote at different times. You know this as well as I do, or, as a self-proclaimed scholar, you should.
3) Genesis recounts an origins myth (or two). The Song of Solomon is a poem (and a highly erotically-charged one, at that; but don't tell this to a fundy, or he'll get his pants in a knot). Numbers is a combination census - organization chart - mission statement. Kings 1 and 2 are a heavily edited story of the semimythical kings of the Jews (and "revisionist" - i.e. evidence-based and not ideologically-driven - archaeology has something to say about those guys). And on and on. Hardly a coherent whole, unless you have a very quirky definition of coherence.
4) Alas, you do share Mr. Heddle's taste for semantic trickstery. Now, "the Bible" that is not the Bible is completely compatible with science... mod miracles!
Sorry, this is too ridiculous. As I already told your ally-of-convenience, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is compatible with science, if we only suspend our disbelief long enough to disregard supernatural occurrences!
In short, Ms. Clouser, try again. Your arguments, up to now, have been woefully inadequate.
David Heddle · 11 January 2006
Steve s,
I meant it tongue-in-cheek, but of course there is some substance---after all Weinberg used nothing more than our existence (or the existence of stars) to make a bold prediction about the value of the CC.
Although I was tongue-in-cheek, other much more impressive scientists than I say very similar things. For example, we have Nobel Laureate (for cosmic background radiation discovery) Penzias stating: "The best data we have (concerning the Big Bang) are exactly what I would have predicted, had I nothing to go on but the five books of Moses, the Psalms, and the Bible as a whole."
Ogee · 11 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 11 January 2006
David,
Ken Ham is wrong on a few counts. YOM is used as era even with ordinal numbers (Hosea), Genesis speaks of "one YOM" not "the first YOM", so it's not ordinal, the much more frequent use of YOM as day (daylight) and as 24-hour period, as opposed to era, is merely based on need, and there is no other Hebrew word for era that is nearly as precise as YOM.
Hope this helps.
steve s · 11 January 2006
Perhaps if you weren't so willing to make cosmological non sequitur arguments for god, I would have known you were being tongue in cheek that particular time. But you are, so I didn't.
David Heddle · 11 January 2006
Carol,
Thank you.
Oh, in addition to PTers caring (a great deal) about claims that the bible is consistent with science, many will not be happy that you (and I) disagree with Ken Ham. They prefer to paint with a very broad "creationist/fundamentalist" brush.
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 11 January 2006
Mr. Heddle:
I, for one, care as much about people lying about the Bible as I care about people lying about anything else, because lying offends my ethical sense (you know, that thing that many fundamentalists deny any atheist has).
Also, the fact that you and Ms. Clouser may not agree with Mr. Ham's conclusions in no way detracts from the fact that you share his modus operandi: there are some (i>a priori beliefs that translate automatically into conclusions, and then you work backwards to support them. In that, there is no real difference among creationists and fundamentalists of any stripe.
Ogee · 11 January 2006
I would venture that PTers care far less about the Bible's scientific inaccuracies than Heddle and Clouser do about PTers' opinion of the Bible.
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 11 January 2006
Mr. Heddle:
I, for one, care as much about people making false claims about the Bible as I care about people making false claims about anything else, simply because I care about being lied to.
As to the broad brush, the fact that Ms. Clouser and you disagree with Mr. Ham's conclusions in no way detracts from the fact that you share his modus operandi: some beliefs come first, then comes backwards reasoning to find "support" for those "conclusions". In that, there's no real difference among creationists/fundamentalists, be they YEC, OEC, Muslims, Jews, or what have you.
steve s · 11 January 2006
Arden Chatfield · 11 January 2006
gregonomic · 11 January 2006
AC · 11 January 2006
Carol clouser · 11 January 2006
Wayne Francis,
Nowhere does the Bible state or even imply that Adam was the first human. The Hebrew AUDUM can mean one of three things: (1) humanity, (2) the human male, and (3) the name of an individual. In Genesis the meaning of the word shifts as the story progresses. Most translations get it wrong in many instances. For a complete and thorough analysis you will need to read up on it. I can recommend some good books if you are interested.
Regarding Jushua, your questions have been addressed long ago. Again, read up on it.
Larry Fafarman · 11 January 2006
Arden Chatfield · 11 January 2006
jim · 11 January 2006
Larry,
The genetic difference between two species of fruit flies is similar to the genetic difference between two species of great apes (e.g. humans and chimpanzees).
Is the difference between humans & chimpanzees significant or should we just consider chimpanzees the same as humans? If you believe the former, then we *have* witnessed "macro-evolution". If you believe the later, you should make it your personal crusade to free all of those "humans" unfairly detained in zoos.
Ubernatural · 11 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 11 January 2006
Russell · 11 January 2006
Russell · 11 January 2006
[dang! I was sure I previewed that]
I respondhere rather than further divert this thread.
Grey Wolf · 11 January 2006
Larry said: "There is no evidence to support the idea that a lizard can evolve into a bird by a series of small micro-evolutions"
Amuse me, Larry, please, with your explanation of all the intermediate fossils between dinosaurs and birds. Are they hoaxes, maybe? How else could a half-bird half-dinosaur have left his bones and feathers imprinted in rock?
Please explain all the fossils - don't just stop at the most famous ones.
Hope that helps,
Grey Wolf
Jim Harrison · 11 January 2006
Many ancient peoples claimed that their early kings lived for hundreds of years. Jewish legends about 900-year old patriarchs are no different--or more credible--than the parallel Egyptian or Sumerian or Hindu stories.
Dean Morrison · 11 January 2006
Just popped the Panda's Thumb thread about Steve Steve looking at the new evidence that challenges the idea of a 'Cambrian explosion' onto Wikipedia.
Not an option open to Carol, Larry or Heddle unless they discover a new book of the 'Bible' (and providing they all agree on that of course....)
AC · 11 January 2006
Ubernatural · 11 January 2006
Ok, so if Noah and his wife only had 3 sons before their bodies started to fall apart, how much more time goes by before he gets up the gumption to build an ark? 400 years? I wonder what kind of shape he was in at that point, or his sons for that matter. I assume they would have been quite old too?
Eugene Lai · 11 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 11 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 11 January 2006
hey! congrats. this makes two threads now that Larry has managed to entertain us all for so long that they have run over 400 posts.
quite an accomplishment.
I can't recall even JAD in his heyday accomplishing that feat.
beer bongs all around!
Eugene Lai · 11 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 11 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 11 January 2006
so... it appears while i suspected it right along (as did anybody who has read her posts for a reasonable period), the reason Carol thinks metaphysics and philosophy should be taught as science is that, well, she thinks they ARE.
correct me if I'm wrong, but shes says:
1. that the correct and literal interpretation of genesis is not incompatible with science.
2. from the correct and literal interpretation of time as written in that account, one can only conclude that several protagonists in the genesis account MUST have been hundreds of years old.
3. The age of these protagonists can only be defined as miraculous.
4. ...but miracles don't conflict with science.
Am i missing something here? Seems this argument can now be put to bed.
Carol thinks miracles should be included in the purview of science. This does not conflict with earlier statements she has made.
However, I hope it is now clear to EVERYONE that her definition of the scope of science and the ACTUAL accepted scope of science are two quite different things.
I see no point in arguing semantics with Carol. She has made her position quite clear, as far as I can tell.
Nobody here, or anywhere else, will ever be able to convince her that her definition of the purview of science is incorrect, or even untennable.
Can we move on to Heddle now?
Heddle is not nearly as clear.
so, we could ask him directly:
Heddle:
"Do you think science should Carol's definition and examples of miracles within its purview?"
If not, then we are in agreement that in fact, no matter what accepted transliteration you use, the OT is NOT in agreement with the current accepted definition and purview of science.
If you, like Carol, believe the current accepted purview of science is too narrow, clearly state so.
that way, all can see how little point there is in arguing with you, just like we can clearly see with Carol.
Sir_Toejam · 11 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 11 January 2006
hmm, that was interesting...
question to Heddle should read:
"Do you think science should accept Carol's definition and include examples of miracles within its purview?
Dean Morrison · 11 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 11 January 2006
I thought Larry's real name was Larry Farma?
will the real Larry please stand up?
Dean Morrison · 11 January 2006
What this Larry Farma?
http://www2.ljworld.com/users/LarryFarma/comments/
- same e-mail address and loopy opinions anyway -
Do I get a point for 'spot the Larry' or is it yours STJ?
Sir_Toejam · 11 January 2006
Well, i wasn't the first to dig up the "Farma" alias, so i can't take credit for that.
feel free to give yourself a 'spot the larry point' just for digging up the confederate flag reference, tho i think someone might have beaten you to that as well.
heck, 'spot the larry' points for everybody!
I'll even give larry a point if he tells us whether one or both of these are aliases. he doesn't even have to give us his real name (if he has one).
Dean Morrison · 11 January 2006
I'll claim the bike thing though - maybe he can make a tandem and take that nice lady from the library for a ride?
You know - as a cyclist - he does at least have one redeeming feature - way to go Larry!!
ben · 11 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 11 January 2006
otoh, having seen the way larry thinks, it seems entirely plausible that larry might be incapable of learning how to drive.
ya know, when i first started trying to catch up this morning, I found that with all the drivel from larry, heddle, and carol stinking up the site, the most interesting conversation took the form of the islander (*wink*)discussion of which is the best ale in the UK, and where to best settle that debate in the square.
got my thirst for uh, 'knowledge' up, that's for sure.
got me seriously thinking about buying a plane ticket just to analyze the ale theories being presented.
the US, as you are well aware, because of laws pertaining to the percentage of alcohol present in order to be called 'beer', or 'ale' instead of say, 'malt liquor' makes for testing theories on good ale to be difficult at best.
Unless one has a microbrewery nearby, the studious pursuit of fine ale mostly dies out.
anyway, I guess what I'm saying is that I wish the US would get its priorities straight, give up on all the political wrangling over education, and solve this horrid ale issue before it's too late!
Arden Chatfield · 11 January 2006
Just google on 'Fafarman' and 'Confederate' and see how many hits come up.
It seems to be quite an obsession of Larry's. And always in the same, uh, direction.
Dean Morrison · 11 January 2006
Sir Toejam,
us 'islanders' have got a session lined up for 'Darwin day'. -Beers in Trafalgar square then off to see a lecture by Dawkins...
followed by more beer..
you are of course - most welcome ;P
- it looks like Prof Steve Steve may be joining us. We have a theory that our beer is so good that abiogenesis would occur in a pint of it in a matter of hours - if only it ever lasted that long...
.. that we will be demonstrating to him - photos to follow hopefully :)
Sir_Toejam · 11 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 11 January 2006
...or at least save me an empy barstool so i can pretend I'm there.
steve s · 11 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 11 January 2006
.. will do Sir Toejam... we'll even stick a pint in front of it to see if can rustle up some abiogenesis.
Sir_Toejam · 11 January 2006
hold now... pint of what exactly. I'm pretty picky about my primordial soups.
Sir_Toejam · 11 January 2006
I'm more of a scotch ale fan than bitters. I'd appreciate a lean in that direction.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 11 January 2006
Hey Carol, why should science give a flying fig about your religious opinions?
Hey Heddle, same question?
Oh, and hey Heddle, why is Carol wrong when she says the New Testament is full of crap?
Hey Carol, why is Heddle wrong when he says the New Testament is the Word of God?
Hey both of you, why won't either of you answer my simple questions?
(sound of crickets chirping)
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 11 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 11 January 2006
Any real god would have it bursting out of a volcano!
.. fond of the malty old 80 shillings myself STJ - but we're in London for Crisakes (near kent - real hop country) - the best we'll probably get is a can of McEwans...
Randy · 11 January 2006
Steviepinhead · 11 January 2006
Whatever it was that George Bush was about to take off in that airport, I don't want to hear anymore about it, at all.
Dean Morrison · 11 January 2006
Any others that want to join the British Panda's Thumb chapter?
The 'Silver Cross', Trafalgar Square 4.30 Mon 13th Feb - then off to UCL for the British Humanist talk for Darwin Day hosted by Richard Dawkins - 6.30 at UCL near Euston.
All welcome..
Look for Prof Steve Steve and the empty barstool with Sir Toejam's pint in front of it....
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 11 January 2006
geoffrobinson · 11 January 2006
Yeah really. Call me when you get Corona and some dirty girls.
Larry Fafarman · 11 January 2006
geoffrobinson · 11 January 2006
Sure. And and my granddad died before he could have any kids.
Eugene Lai · 11 January 2006
Now you have TWO gaps! BAM! Larry's absolutely brillant! Genius!
ben · 11 January 2006
jim · 11 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 11 January 2006
KiwiInOz · 11 January 2006
Larry, IIRC archaeopteryx is not touted as a geneological link between reptiles and birds, i.e. birds did not come from reptiles via archaeopteryx, rather it is an offshoot along the way, albeit still related, and a prime example of macroevolution.
Have a look at the 29+ evidences for macroevolution on Talk Origins for a list of genera that demonstrate multiple macroevolutionary changes between reptiles and birds.
Larry Fafarman · 11 January 2006
jim · 11 January 2006
Lenny,
I made a batch of mead that I imagine tasted like that. It was 18%-21% alcohol and I called it my "cheap date" mead. Aweful tasting but quite "effective".
I've also made some that looked & tasted like a very fine (but much higher in alcohol) champaign.
Eugene Lai · 11 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 11 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 11 January 2006
.. fond of the malty old 80 shillings myself STJ - but we're in London for Crisakes (near kent - real hop country) - the best we'll probably get is a can of McEwans...
well, it is supposed to be a presentation of alternative theories, so feel free to present your side of the argument. I can be persuaded to hoppiness under some circumstances. i did, after all, live around the bay area in Northern California for many years, which was a proverbial hotbed of hoppiness.
I propose that abiogenesis would occur faster in less hoppy ales tho (higher sugar content?). Please test that for me during your meeting.
otoh, since hops are related to canabis, one might be more enamored of life arising out of hoppy soup.
hmm. definetly requires further thought...
I know! let's ask our resident expert on everything, Larry:
Larry, any thoughts on this issue? Are you even old enough to drink yet?
UnMark · 11 January 2006
Carol, I happen to have Robert Alter's Five Books of Moses sitting in my lap.... Your claim that the flood was local is not supported by Alter's translation: he uses "earth" and makes no mention of Hebrew ambiguity in the footnotes. Moreover, a local flood doesn't cleanse the Earth of the lawless behavior caused by humans following God's directive to "go forth and multiply." While the scientific evidence does support a local flood, that interpretation doesn't match the context of the scripture.
To David and Carol, while the website namesake may turn you off a priori, you may find a more engaging audience for Biblical discussion on the EvilBible.com forums. It isn't often that someone educated there takes the time to actually rebutt some of the more glaring Biblical contradictions that said website expounds upon....
I can prove that God cannot exist; why can't you prove He can?
Carol Clouser · 12 January 2006
Those of you who gripe about this thread or others being "taken over" by trolls such as myself or Heddle, can see here how rapidly the conversation degenerates in our absence. You non-trolls have nothing interesting or important to say. You descend precipitously into an abyss of vulgarity and verbal depravity focused on the basest forms of pleasures of the flesh. The mind is all but forgotten.
Arden Chatfield · 12 January 2006
Arden Chatfield · 12 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 12 January 2006
Unmark,
I don't have Alter's book in front of me. If what you say is true, it is either an oversight on his part or he is just wrong. Any Hebrew-English dictionary will readily reveal that ARETZ usually means "the land of", not "the earth".
EvilBible.com is replete with so much silliness and ignorance, it is beneath me (I cannot speak for David) to dabble in it. I prefer to talk to intelligent and knowledgeable folk, such as those found on PT. Despite some defects in chartacter and short temperedness displayed here, I still think, as I always did, that scientists are the greatest people around. That some of them have a mental block in certain areas is worthy of my efforts.
I absolutely gaurantee that you cannot prove that God does not exist. The biggest luminares in the athiest community, such as Dawkins, have tried in vain and given up on making such a claim. And if you really thought you could do that, have you not answered your final question?
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Jim Harrison · 12 January 2006
I gave up the atheism game many decades ago because I'm not that fond of playing whack-a-mole. Since believers are unwilling or unable to provide a coherent concept of God, I have no way of knowing whether or not I believe in God. I can't even be an agnostic since I don't know what it is I'm supposed to doubt.
Theological and mythological questions can be interesting from a literary, historical, or sociological point of view, but grown ups ought to know better than to take them seriously.
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Ubernatural · 12 January 2006
k.e. · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Ubernatural · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
k.e. · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
note to those testing abiogenesis/ale theories:
be careful out there!
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=healthNews&storyID=2006-01-05T161559Z_01_ARM558536_RTRUKOC_0_US-DRINKING-BRITAIN.xml&archived=False
;)
Stephen Elliott · 12 January 2006
Is there a way to send photos to PT?
We are planning/hoping to get some "steve,steve" pics with Dawkins.
Unless we have some real strong beer first, then forget.
Darwin day talk. London. Feb 13th.
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
contact reed, I'm sure he will assist.
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
barring that, I have a couple of places you could post your pics and then just give out the links.
If you need, just let me know.
have fun.
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006

let's see if this works.Arden Chatfield · 12 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 12 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 12 January 2006
Tim Hague · 12 January 2006
Tim Hague · 12 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Request ---
Would those quoting or otherwise responding to other comments please give the comment number of the comment that they are responding to ? Many commenters here give just the name of the author of the original comment or nothing at all. This comment number is very useful for checking the contexts of the original quotes or ideas and also for responding directly to the original commenter. Thanks.
Scary Larry
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 12 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 12 January 2006
Eugene Lai · 12 January 2006
Re Request,
Speaking as an amateur scripter, a darn good hacker should be able to write a script to pattern match and pull all relevent comments together in roughly 2 hours.
Dean Morrison · 12 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Renier · 12 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 12 January 2006
Tim Hague · 12 January 2006
Just for Larry, here's the exact link on talkorigins which deals with reptile to bird intermediate fossils: here.
Please please read this Larry and then come back and talk to us about 'missing link' fossils again.
Grey Wolf · 12 January 2006
As I expected, even though I specifically told Larry not to "explain away" the most famous of all the intermediates between dinosaurs and birds and ignore the rest, he nonetheless did exactly that. I don't think he understands just how many intermediates have been found.
In keeping with the creationist troll theory, I predict that Larry will either not read Tim's link at all or, if he does read it, he will not bring up the topic again for a few weeks, after which he will once again triumphantly point out that "there are no intermediates between reptiles and birds!" and once again look like an imbecile for pontificating about a subject he obviously knows nothing about.
That said, as I expected, I was amused by his attempt to ignore the evidence of evolution beyond the species level.
By the way, Larry, if you define "macro-evolution" as "evolution that has not been observed", and then conclude that "macro-evolution has not been observed" apart from, as I say, looking like an imbecile, you are committing a logical fallacy. Hopefully, if I put your definition and conclusion in the same sentence you will see what I mean. When used by biologists, macro-evolution is more often than not "change above species level" - and that has, indeed, been observed in labs and in the wild, as well as left countless traces in form of fossils and DNA evidence and so on. I recommend you read through the entire 29+ Evidences article before you continue with this discussion.
Finally, I have twice said you are looking like an imbecile in this post, Larry. I do not mean to be insulting, just descriptive, of a person that is trying to talk about a subject he obviously knows nothing about. You *are* scary, Larry - it is very scary how someone lacking all knowledge of a topic attempts to teach it to people who make a living from that topic (biology, laws, computers... every topic you have brought up, Larry!).
Hope that helps,
Grey Wolf
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 12 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
jim · 12 January 2006
AC · 12 January 2006
gregonomic · 12 January 2006
I don't know about you Carol, but my mind and body are intricately linked. The occasional "pleasure of the flesh" does wonders for my mental clarity.
Could that explain why some of your thinking is so muddled, perhaps?
Ubernatural · 12 January 2006
argy stokes · 12 January 2006
gwangung · 12 January 2006
Punctuated equilibrium (PE) is just philosophy, not science. It is not supported by any evidence but is actually supported by an absence of evidence --- the absence of missing link fossils.
*sigh*
You really ARE pig ignorant, are you.
One, there are plenty of transitional fossils. Two, the geographic concentration of many such fossils lead to punctuated equilibrium. Third, concepts of PE guide current research on EXISTING species. Fourth, you contradict yourself; a scarcity of transitional sequence generated the hypothesis--that is, by definition, NOT philosophy. The evidence pattern generated a hypothesis, which is being tested right now.
You use big words, but I do not think you know what they mean....
Glen Davidson · 12 January 2006
jim · 12 January 2006
Penguin's, Ostrich's, Emu's, et al don't use their forelimbs as "wings" or "legs" either.
Does this mean that they aren't viable or just that Larry can't "imagine" them?
I'll leave the answer to the audience to figure out.
steve s · 12 January 2006
Basic apostrophe usage:
http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_apost.html
Sam · 12 January 2006
Sitting on a bar stool and having a few are "the basest forms of pleasures of the flesh"? Boy, does SHE lead a sheltered life. You're not even going to be in a nudie bar.
bill · 12 January 2006
Perhaps we should try baby steps, here.
Eoraptor has a baby. It looks like its mommy and daddy.
Baby grows up, has a baby and it looks like its mommy and daddy.
Baby grows up, has a baby and it looks like its mommy and daddy.
Baby grows up, has a baby and it looks like its mommy and daddy.
Baby grows up, has a baby and it looks like its mommy and daddy.
Baby grows up, has a baby and it looks like its mommy and daddy.
Baby grows up, has a baby and it looks like its mommy and daddy.
Keep doing this for a few million years. Throw in some travel and maybe a nice rift valley for grins.
Now, here's the good part so pay attention.
After the few million years, take the baby you have in your left hand and compare it to the Original Eoraptor Baby you have in your right hand.
They are different animals. Related, but different.
Eoraptor on the right, Ceratosaurus on the left.
This is where creationists get all tangled up. At no point during this entire few million years of this example does baby grow up, have a baby and it looks way different, like sprouting a trunk, or Dumbo ears or an anti-gravity gland. Nope, it looks just like its mommy and daddy with itty-bitty little changes: mommy's nose, daddy's claw.
OK, Larry, we're almost home. Here's a pop quiz.
Rewind the tape back to the original Eoraptor population. Now, wind the tape forward and watch how one part of the population moves ever westward, and another part moves ever northward.
What do you think you might see if after a few million years you compare the West baby to the North baby to the original Eoraptor baby?
(face-saving comment: not being a biologist I apologise to those of you who are biologists for my simplistic view of things. I encourage all comments and criticisms on my simple-minded example.)
Grey Wolf · 12 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
steve s · 12 January 2006
Oh yeah, Larry, well, how do you explain PYGMIES AND DWARVES!!??!?!!!!!1111ONEONEONE
(hi fives cool insiders)
Stephen Elliott · 12 January 2006
Ubernatural · 12 January 2006
Grey Wolf · 12 January 2006
jim · 12 January 2006
Let's do another analogy!
Let's say an organism has 1,000,000,000,000 base pairs in it's genome.
Let's say the mutation rate between a parent and an adult is 0.00001% of their genome (which means that 100,000 pairs are different).
Let's assume that a generation takes 10 years.
Since it's been 65,000,000 years since dinosaurs where around, that means that we could have had 6,500,000 generations since the dinosaurs.
6,500,000 x 0.00001% = 65% change. So the genome could have changed 65% of the genome in that amount of time. Considering that the difference between chimps is <1 to ~4% depending upon how you keep score, that's a pretty big difference!
Of course the rate of change is drastically different in different parts of the genome, but you should have a good feel for the order of magnitude of change that's possible in that period of time.
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Wislu Plethora · 12 January 2006
matt · 12 January 2006
whats your peoples problem with religion? jeebus loves you. return the gift of love to him. love jeebus cherish him. hes your pandasthumb, if it werent for him this dumb forum wouldnt exist bitches
Wislu Plethora · 12 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Grey Wolf · 12 January 2006
RBH · 12 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Liz Tracey · 12 January 2006
MP · 12 January 2006
I know the level of ignorance displayed by M. Fafarman and other trolls here is almost beyond belief (He did just say Jurassic Park wouldn't have deviated from paleontology). In case no one has seen it before, I thought I'd pass along a psychology study from Cornell that provides scientific rationale for the pride they seem to have in their ignorance.
Here's a bit of the abstract:
"People tend to hold overly favorable views of their abilities in many social and intellectual domains. The authors suggest that this overestimation occurs, in part, because people who are unskilled in these domains suffer a dual burden: Not only do these people reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices, but their incompetence robs them of the metacognitive ability to realize it."
Wislu Plethora · 12 January 2006
Larry, Larry, Larry. You made the intitial assertion. You see "distances" that must be "bridged," and have apparently assigned some limiting factor to them. All I'm asking is for you to explain yourself.
Wislu Plethora · 12 January 2006
"Not only do these people reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices, but their incompetence robs them of the metacognitive ability to realize it."
Translation: Not only are these people stupid; they're too stupid to realize they're stupid.
Miah · 12 January 2006
MP · 12 January 2006
"Translation: Not only are these people stupid; they're too stupid to realize they're stupid."
Exactly, but it's so much more fun to have scientific validation for it.
steve s · 12 January 2006
jim · 12 January 2006
gwangung · 12 January 2006
---- after you tell me why you think that the gaps are small enough to be bridged by micro-evolution.
Not how it works.
You made the claim. You support it.
KL · 12 January 2006
Still waitin' on those alma mater(s), Larry.
KL · 12 January 2006
Oh, and degrees/subject areas would be nice.
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
ding ding!
over 500 posts!
wow larry, you sure know how to draw em in!
what comes after beer bongs?
hmm.
Ubernatural · 12 January 2006
Grey Wolf · 12 January 2006
bill · 12 January 2006
Hey, Uber, are you telling me that the baby proto-bird looks like its mommy (also a proto-bird)?
What a concept! (comment #70601)
ben · 12 January 2006
Take The "Done With Larry" Pledge
I'm doing it. Please join me. He's wasting everyone's time and energy, has no intention of participating and probably isn't even smart enough to be having a good laugh doing it.
"I will not respond to anything Larry Fafarman writes on PT, no matter how inane, dishonest, off-topic, self-aggrandizing, or bewildering moronic it might be. He neither offers, nor intends to offer, any positive contribution to discussion of matters relevant to PT. There is no reason to respond to his posts because every argument and observation he presents is either recycled, garbled, or simply invented in his own mind, and he has no intention of adjusting any of his preconceived ideas to fit new or existing evidence. Bye Larry."
Please join me. End the farce.
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Don Baccus · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
KL · 12 January 2006
"I'm doing it. Please join me. He's wasting everyone's time and energy, has no intention of participating and probably isn't even smart enough to be having a good laugh doing it."
I'll be happy to pledge. Although I am learning a lot about evolutionary biology from reading these posts, (and even a bit about law, when some of you legal types write in) but all I'm learning from Larry is human psychopathology. However, for my students' sake, I need that one little bit of info I have been asking for. (going on a couple of weeks, now) So, how 'bout it? Throw me a bone, here...
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
packicetus.
i really should use the preview function more often.
gwangung · 12 January 2006
So where are the fossils of these dinosaurs that were able to jump great distances by flapping their rudimentary wings?
No.
You made a claim.
Support it.
Stephen Elliott · 12 January 2006
Tim Hague · 12 January 2006
ben, I'm in with the pledge.
jim · 12 January 2006
Take The "Done With Larry" Pledge,
Ben, I'm in.
Dean Morrison · 12 January 2006
Ubernatural · 12 January 2006
Arden Chatfield · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 12 January 2006
As an aside - Richard Dawkins was on 'BBC Radio 5' today to talk about his UK TV series 'Religion the Root of all Evil?' - the 'Dover Trial' gets a passing mention at the very end when the next guest comes on - a UK Army pastor who shows he doesn't understand what ID is (and doesn't believe in it either).
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Did Carol and Heddley give up and go home?
I think Carol definetly has some thinking to do, based on the very clear logical inconsistencies in her presentation in this thread.
Heddley ran away before we could even pin him down, as usual.
hmm. speaking of Dawkins...
does anybody want to go into whether The Blind Watchmaker deals with evolutionary hypotheses of abiogenesis or not?
I'm sure it would attract several ID proponents, and I'm sure larry would chime in, once he understands what I'm talking about.
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Arden Chatfield · 12 January 2006
Don Baccus · 12 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
damn don, i was going to suggest that larry could actually look this up for himself, rather than relying on erroneous supposition, as he is readily wont to do.
oh well. saves him the trouble, I guess.
bill · 12 January 2006
I'm on the pledge!
Larry is worse than JAD. At least old JAD had a "thesis," mobius though it was.
Stephen Elliott · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
ben · 12 January 2006
The word "larry" now appears 332 times on this thread.
Just ignore him.
"Never try to teach
a pigLarry Fafarman tosingthink coherently. It only wastes your time andannoys the pigfeeds his ego.Stephen Elliott · 12 January 2006
Alan Fox · 12 January 2006
This thread is a good argument for re-erecting the bathroom wall, with Larry being locked in.
KL · 12 January 2006
OK, it's clear I am not going to get an answer; guess I'll have to assume that, like Josh Bozeman, Larry has no post-high school education, lives with his folks, uses his father's aol account, and has no training in any of the areas being discussed on this blog. Guess my kids are safe applying to any institution, provided it is accredited. It is taking too long to upload 550+ posts on this old Compaq, so I'm pledgin' and signin' off.
Steviepinhead · 12 January 2006
I gave up on conversing with the maroon long ago, and can certainly sympathize with our pledge-takers.
However, this thread has regularly given rise to humor, in both micro- and mega-doses, and there is something to be said for treating it as a kind of
"Larry"Maroon Cordon."And the notion of a 1,000 comment "record" is enticing, even if it appeals only to the obsessive in me. And watching this page load is probably as interesting as most other things while doing other, more entertaining chores--like loading the bong...
And I'm very faintly interested in whether this particular maroon will turn out to be nine or ninety.
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
damn, larry posted at the same time as i did.
erm...
make that 340, as of right... now.
gwangung · 12 January 2006
I don't remember making the initial assertion, but I will answer your question.
Sorry, but this was not an answer.
Try again. Do some research. Use some facts or a bit pf physical evidence.
Couldn't you have brought that interesting piece of trivia to my attention without calling me an idiot
Folks around here DO try to be accurate and precise in their descriptions.
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Arden Chatfield · 12 January 2006
Isn't it kind of striking how the tone of the L-man's messages has remained so utterly consistent over the course of 500 messages and three weeks, no matter what happens to him?
All I can say is, if he isn't at least 70 years old, god help him.
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
damnit! slow down larry, i can't count that fast.
let's see...
345.
Dean Morrison · 12 January 2006
Did you know that there are 'flying snakes' Larry? It's true! Now you'll tell me snakes can't fly because they don't have enormous wing muscles - but some do - really! If you don't beleive me check it out. (Of course you , David and Carol, think there was one that could talk as well - but that's another story and anyone who would think a 'talking snake' was a good idea had had one bong too many in my opinion - bound to lead to trouble).
=============================================
I'm from Los Angeles - you'll have to look it up for me!
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
ben · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
not only are there flying snakes, Larry (347), but there are flying lizards, frogs, and fish as well!
my god, what will HE think of next!
oh, btw, just to cut to the chase, these are examples of "parrallel evolution". Grok that for us, would ya Larry (348)?
Arden Chatfield · 12 January 2006
Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry.
We're all Larry, all the time!
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
or parallel, even :p
i'm having to type too fast to keep up with the Larry (349) count.
Dean Morrison · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Arden Chatfield · 12 January 2006
I may finally have tracked him down!
http://www.stoogeworld.com/_Biographies/Larry.htm
Ubernatural · 12 January 2006
One of the coolest things in the world: flying snake videos.
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
"I got blisters on me fingers"
I'm gonna take a break and do a few laps in the pool.
cheers
Stephen Elliott · 12 January 2006
jim · 12 January 2006
jim · 12 January 2006
make that "dry", duh!
Steviepinhead · 12 January 2006
I'm sorry. My strikeout of
Larryin my last post was not intended to screw up the name count.Please--if necessary, I have no idea whether "find all" finds terms that have been stricken--deduct two, um, names from the count, and I'll promise to strike out no more (would that my minor league coach could have received the benefit of that pledge!).
But, silly me, I somehow thought we were working towards a thousand comments, not a thousand, um, you knows...
Larry L. Larryson · 12 January 2006
You rang?
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
ahhh. a few laps in the pool, followed by a quick soak in the hottub. Almost as good as a trip to the pub.
anyway, where were we...
at this point, I think we all agree this has become larry's thread, so..
larry, what do YOU want to talk about?
c'mon now, I'm sure you haven't run out of pearls to throw before us swine yet?
oh and..
461.
strikeouts and names as a part of a link, like larry.com (462) count.
but larryscrumpdeliicious doesn't, nor does larryson since there is not a distinct "larry" (463) there.
the post count for the thread is kept automatically, so there is no reason to pay someone to keep track of that.
uh, you did realize i was getting paid to keep the Larrycount(TM) didn't you?
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 12 January 2006
You ever seen footage of an Albatross take off Larry? and what point are you trying to make or have you forgotten:
Try starting here:
"Because I think the Albatross has huge wing muscles......."
(I'm beginning to think that Monty Python didn't actually, you know write their own scripts - and you know Larry would be about the right age: anyway that is my theory that belongs to me, which is fine, what I thought of....... (falls off stool again))
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 12 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 12 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Don Baccus · 12 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 12 January 2006
Folks,
I have refrained from commenting for some time for the reason I gave for not commenting on another thread that had a feature in common with this one. I just will not do business with holocaust deniers or revisionists, nor be seen anywhere within earshot of such creatures. I quoted the Talmudic dictum that guides my behavior in this regard and that still stands.
But let me say something to anyone listening out there with similar motives to debunk evolution. I understand where you are coming from. You believe (erroneously in my opinion) that the Bible contradicts evolution, or you think evolution diminishes the lofty uniqueness of humanity (image of God) by treating it as just another animal, or you think evolution encourages immorality by highlighting the seeming immorality of how life developed (survival of the fittest) or you subscribe to all of these.
But it is time to give up the game. We are endowed with superior intelligence in order that we put that gift to use. The evidence for the basic framework of evolution has in recent decades grown by leaps and bounds. I will not go over the details here yet again, anyone interested can surely get the facts quite easily these days. My background is in physics and philosophy, so I claim no great expertise in Biology. But the trend should be clear to all reasonable human beings. "Missing links" are repeatedly being filled in and genetics is adding its voice to support the ideas gleaned from the fossil record.
Instead, we need to more rigorously examine our objections in light of the concincing evidence. Recent works have demonstrated that a careful reading of the original Bible, as opposed to poor translations, has never conflicted with evolution. Perhaps this was not noticed up to now because there was no perceived need to look closely. And if one believes in God, one usually also believes in His transcendent wisdom and unfathomable will. The evolutionary path is the one He employed, for reasons best known to Him. If you cannot abide by this, you really don't understand nor accept the God of the Bible.
That is not to say that we ought not speculate about God's purpose or motivation. Here is a thought. Having been granted "dominion" over all creatures on earth and free will to do good or evil, which is the real and deeper meaning of being created in God's image, we are also given reasons to be humble. We got here the same way all the other creatures got here, albeit somewhat later, and under the rubric of the same rules and processes. The reason humankind was originally prohibited from eating meat, the Talmudists tell us, is to convey just this message. By eating the same foodstuffs as many other creatures, our commonolity with them is highlighted. Don't let the "dominion" get to your head, is God's message, you need to earn it!
ben · 12 January 2006
ben · 12 January 2006
Earth to Carol: WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR RELIGIOUS OPINIONS. END OF STORY.
ben · 12 January 2006
But keep up with that "refrain from commenting" thing, it looks good on you.
Don Baccus · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 12 January 2006
Carol, why, again, should science give a flying fig about your religious opinions?
Why, again, are your religious opinions any better than anyone else's (other than your say-so)?
And why, again, is your opinion that the New Testament is full of crap, better than Heddle's opinion that the New Testament is the Word of God?
Until you answer those simple questions, Carol, I have no interest in anything you say. (shrug)
Louis · 12 January 2006
Off topic ish!
BRITS PROPOSING BEERS IN THE NATION'S FAIR CAPITAL (That's Dean Morrison, Corkscrew et al.):
google for "skeptics in the pub" and I'll see you there. Similarly,if you can tolerate another like minded beer drinker let me know. louis at heurema dot co dot uk is a decent way to get hold of me.
Oh and by the way you are all wrong. The sublimest beer in the land is Ringwood Fortyniner. As I shall hope to demonstrate to you gentlemen forthwith. If not fifthwith.
;-)
Dean Morrison · 12 January 2006
'STORM PETREL ON A STICK !!!!!!'
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 12 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 12 January 2006
Duly copied in Louis - Bring a Panda...
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Julie · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
winner!
I would have also accepted just "albatross flavor" or "bloody albatross flavor"
well, i guess larry (473) had his chance.
oh well.
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
ben · 12 January 2006
Monty Python humor would be utterly lost on Fafafooey. Have you ever seen him, in his trillions of words of posting, make anything like a joke or a pun? He's way too wrapped up in his conception of himself as learned scholar, persuasive orator, and righteous crusader.
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
hmm. it is interesting to note that, while Darwin's love for beer was legendary, there are very few beers to actually carry his name.
Oh Lennnnyyyy!
I think there is a marketing opportunity here.
maybe you could put some effort into developing a true "Darwin Beer"?
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
oh btw Larry (478), we are so far off topic on this thread, I don't think anyone would mind you addressing any topic you choose to.
Dean Morrison · 12 January 2006
Larry - I gave you that link - and if you look its three years out of date - it says so itself. The site has in fact moved to the British Humanist Association website - :
http://www.humanism.org.uk/site/cms/contentViewArticle.asp?article=1915
Since you won't come over and continue the discussion where your bonkers ideas have been refuted - then you need to look there for the up-to date and accurate information.
If a British school starts teaching creationism as science they're going to get into trouble and will have their funds withdrawn. This has been explained to you before but you ran away from the thread. Its a reason why us Brits are helping our mates across the water defeat ID in the USA, so the stupid bloody idea doesn't get pushed by American Bible Bashers over here.
Why won't you tell me why your idea that albatrosses have muscley wings proves there is a god?
... and do you need stabilisers for your bike?
Sir_Toejam · 12 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 12 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 12 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 12 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
hmm. pace decreasing. gonna be hard to get this to 1000 posts before it drops off the front page.
new topic, anybody? larry's given up spouting drivel in this thread and has moved to another one, at least temporarily.
does anybody have anything to add to Carol's brief appearance and her change of definitions from:
the bible does not conflict with science
to
the bible does not conflict with evolutionary theory
??
Chavez · 13 January 2006
How about green pigs?
From CNN:
"Taiwan, home to the world's first transgenic glowing fish, has successfully bred fluorescent green pigs that researchers hope will boost the island's stem cell research, a professor said."
http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/01/12/taiwan.pig.reut/index.html
A first step towards green eggs and ham.
UnMark · 13 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 13 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
designer humans, of course.
you'll be able to pick the skin color and pattern of your kid, hair style and eye color, and any number of other minor adjustable attributes.
easy.
could be done right now; the technology has been available for 10 years.
remember the designer rabbits?
I'm sure it will be de riguer in a decade or so.
hey, I'd want my kid to glow in the dark so they would be easy to find at night :)
on a more philosophical note, i don't doubt that genetic modification in humans will start a whole new debate about what it means to be "human".
I personally look at it as the beginning of a whole new frontier.
ever read "Blood Music" by Greg Bear?
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
hmm here's an interesting tidbit:
http://www.physorg.com/news9792.html
seems a group of physicists has stumbled upon perhaps an entirely new metabolic pathway, apparently common in plants, that produces methane even under oxygenated conditions.
If correct, and there is every evidence it is, the discovery of an entirely new metabolic pathway, and even one of apparently high significance, is big news indeed!
Perhaps the biggest discovery in ecological physiology since the discovery of entire ecologies based on reduction reactions (the vent animals).
I can't get to the original reference, but it's in the current volume of Nature if anybody has a subscription.
Eugene Lai · 13 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 13 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 13 January 2006
Alan Fox · 13 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 13 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 13 January 2006
Hi Dean,
I was aware of the national curriculum. What I am uncertain of though is whether we actually have a law that specifically forbids mentioning religion in science classes. I will check later on when I get home ( in work atm). We are technically a theocracy after all (although about as dilute as that can get).
I am pretty sure a state school attempting what the ID movement want would be disciplined PDQ. Just not certain it is actually illegal rather than unprofessional or unethical.
Dean Morrison · 13 January 2006
If you look on the other thread I explain how it works there Steve. In simple terms if a school wilfully disregards the National Curriculum, then OFSTED find out, and funding can be pulled so the school closes down.
We have to remain alert though.
Alan Fox · 13 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 13 January 2006
Tickets are selling out for the Dawkins Darwin Day thing - If I don't hear from anyone ( by 2.00pm GMT) to tell me they've already got a ticket then I' get four.
Any other Brits who want to join us need to get a move on!
Stephen Elliott · 13 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 13 January 2006
guthrie · 13 January 2006
Well, this foundation school junk really gets on my wick. Here in the UK, we have a gvt that is trying to privatise evrything it can. What this means is that for the paltry dontation of 2 million quid, a private donor gets something like 20 million from the taxpayer to build the new school, then gets pretty much total rights to dictate who teaches what. Now, I have not read the guidelines, but it seems that they dont have to faithfully follow the same national curriculum that everyone else does. Moreover, foundation schools are permitted to exclude whom they want from schools. Normal council schools have to put up with badly behaved children, but the foundation schools can get rid of them. Guess which ones will come out smelling of roses?
I think larry probably is correct, there is plenty of circumstantial evidence for creationism being taught in these schools. However, it will take a good bit of digging to find out the truth, and the problem is that these schools are politically protected. (Yes, that sounds extreme, but I see no reason to think otherwise.)
Tim Hague · 13 January 2006
Sir TJ:
"on a more philosophical note, i don't doubt that genetic modification in humans will start a whole new debate about what it means to be "human"."
I don't doubt that for a minute either. I also postulate that any suggestion of genetic modification in humans will not go down at all well with the fundies! If only repeated mentions of it would cause spontaneous combustion... ;)
Dean Morrison · 13 January 2006
Guthrie -
any chance that you might want to join us for a beer in London on 13th Feb?
The foundation school stuff gets on my wick too - They are required to teach the National Curriculum though (they are allowed more freedom in forming lesson plans and schemes of work - although this is becoming more generally true anyway) - which is why we have to be alert. Hopefully the new white paper about to go through parliament will be de-railed by the Ruth Kelly/Paedophile teacher thing - and the whole thing will blow up in Blairs face to the extent that Blair will make way for Brown. Most of the population are against more faith schools, especially after the London Bombings, so they are vote loser. They have even more problems than ordinary schools in attracting qualified teachers - so how are they going to expand? used car salesmen or not?
We have to be on our guard - a topic for our pub conversation perhaps?
If you need to catch up on the topic check out the original threadhere .
Anyway I feel that we are bing rude to our American hosts with this parochial talk -what the hell was Larry on about again?
Oh yes - Larry? does the Earth go around the Sun? or is it the other way around like it says in the Bible?
jim · 13 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 13 January 2006
Four Tickets duly booked lads!
Any Brits - especially Northerners who don't want to venture down that far Siuth might be interested to know that Nick Matze is coming to talk in Birmingham for Darwin Day on the 10th Feb. Followed by a 'Reggae' version of 'Origin of the Species' I kid you not...
Friday 10 February, Birmingham, 09.00 --- 17.00 hours
Darwin Day conference
Keynote Speaker: Dr Nick Matze (NCSE, USA)
"News from the Panda Tria in Dover, Pennsylvania: The Evolutionary Origin of Intelligent Design"
Birmingham Medical Institute, 36 Harborne Road,
Birmingham B15 3AF
http://www.humanism.org.uk/site/cms/contentChapterView.asp?chapter=379
Dean Morrison · 13 January 2006
Ah yes - Theakstons Old Peculiar - a couple of pints of that and I'd be inclined to agree with Larry that the Sun spins around the Earth ( or would that be the Earth spinning around my head?).
Tim Hague · 13 January 2006
Off topic, but an interesting story (and we still haven't hit 1000 yet!)
I once met a chap who was the most irritating person I have ever met (not, it's not Larry!). He was - in his own opinion - an absolute expert in everything. It didn't matter what the subject matter was, as soon as someone started a conversation about it it would be 'Ah yes. Artificial Intelligence. Blah blah blah.' The 'blah blah blah' bit was the irritating bit - because it would very rapidly become clear that no matter what the subject matter was, he had little or no idea about what he was talking about. Even more irritating was that after three or more hours of patient argument and explanation from experts in the field (this was tested repeatedly with different subjects) he still would not concede a single point in the argument or admit that he didn't know anything about it.
This saga came to and end after around six months of increasing frustration when we eventually found out this amazing source of knowledge. This is a direct quote: "I know what it isn't, therefore I know what it is".
And no, I'm not kidding.
A few more patient explanations followed: "Let's take this table for example. We know it isn't a fridge. We know it isn't a jumbo jet. We know it isn't a walrus. Are we any closer to what it is? No."
He didn't get it. He never got it. There appeared to be a special black hole that followed him around everywhere and bent logic around him (this is a hypothesis only, I have no supporting data ;) ).
At this point we stopped talking to him, because we realised it was just not worth the effort.
Stephen Elliott · 13 January 2006
UnMark · 13 January 2006
Tim, would this chap happen to be President George W. Bush?
Eugene (post 70950): personal definitions of words only leads to confusion and ignorance, IMO. Omni means, essentially, infinity, which is a purely fictional construct. Moreover, placing limits on God, in many (most?) Christian circles, would get you well-charred - I'm sure a certain toasty location to spend eternity would be mentioned. . . .
I didn't even mentioned the proofs regarding God's benevolence quality (or lack of it), particularly when coupled with the "omni" attributes I mentioned above.
Tim Hague · 13 January 2006
UnMark - no. I've not met Bush and I doubt I'm likely to. But I like your thinking!
jim · 13 January 2006
Stephen Elliot,
10 oz is = 5/8 pint.
It was not the alcohol content that limited me to 10 oz of Old Peculiar. It was the richness/sweetness/intensity of the flavor of the drink.
Kind of like not wanting to get drunk on eggnog + rum.
I similarly enjoy Guinness Stout but only up to ~2 pints. The flavor gets too rich for me after that.
Besides, I'm not so much of a beer person. When I drink, I typically drink my own homemade mead.
I don't make batches frequently enough to standardize my recipes, so my meads range from insipidly sweet to bone parchingly dry. All of it is pretty potent. The alcohol content ranges from ~12% alcohol to over 20%. Regardless of the actual alcohol content, it always tastes much less alcoholic than it actually is :) .
I'm currently aging pomegranate, apple cider, & chocolate meads. I actually should rack them off this weekend. After that the chocolate and apple cider are probably good to drink. I expect the pomegranate will need another 3-6 months.
If I was single, it'd be a great way to meet women!
Alan Fox · 13 January 2006
If you ever come across it, I can thoroughly recommend Enville Ale which regularly appeared as a guest beer at my old local.
Never heard of "Owd Roger", but Marston's Pedigree is excellent where the cellar care is good. I remember a pub near where I used to live (70's) with a clientele that seemed to be almost exclusively building workers. There was one beer pump in the bar and they only served Marston's Pedigree. On a Sunday lunchtime, that pump was in constant motion, and the beer was nectar. I have often been sorely disappointed since.
AC · 13 January 2006
Jim Harrison · 13 January 2006
In the interest of getting to a 1000:
It bears repeating that it is perfectly possible to prove a negative. For example, consider the following atheistical proof:
If God is defined as the supreme being where supreme means largest prime number, then we know there is no God since there is no largest prime--detailed proof in Euclid's Elements.
Of course there aren't too many folks who define God as the largest prime number; but, fact is, there aren't too many folks who are willing to define God at all since what they are seeking has only a distant analogy to knowledge. Which is frustrating to the tiny minority for whom all that matters is figuring things out. A moving target we might be able to hit in a virtuoso display of metaphysical skeet shooting, but you can't lead a clay pigeon that isn't even there.
jim · 13 January 2006
Alan,
Reminds me of some behavior here in the States...
I'm a consultant and spend ~1 year at various customer sites helping them with my companies product.
Anyway, one company's (not my current one) workers had an unofficial ritual of going out to a bar for a few drinks and lunch on Fridays. That company's management got wind of this and decided that they didn't want to expose the company to a lawsuit if one of its workers got into an accident while driving or at work.
So they made a company policy that said workers could not return to work if they had anything to drink at lunch.
Now the workers don't go back to work after lunch on Fridays. :)
I don't think management counted on that reaction!
Carol Clouser · 13 January 2006
Dean,
I don't know where you think you are headed with that question you have repeated a few times regarding the sun going around the earth or vise-versa. But you ought to know that the Bible makes no comment on the matter either way. And with the earth as your frame of reference, the sun does indeed revolve around the earth.
Alan Fox · 13 January 2006
Thanks Carol for 655 :)
Stephen Elliott · 13 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 13 January 2006
AC,
I cannot agree with you that "scientists are quick to point out that they are incorrect, and why. People just don't tend to listen, for various reasons."
Scientists not only do not make the points you indicated, they frequently emphasize just the opposite. They insist that the Bible is in conflict with science (one look at this blog should confirm that) and they insist that humans are just another form of animal. And on the implications of evolution for morality, the scientific community is by and large silent.
Stephen Elliott · 13 January 2006
gregonomic · 13 January 2006
Ubernatural · 13 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 13 January 2006
CJ O'Brien · 13 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 13 January 2006
Gregonomic,
Many people see survival of the fittest as an immoral doctrine, one that can be used to justify all kinds of evil behavior. Criminals used justify attacking little old ladies by saying "it's a dog eat dog world out there", can now say "it's a survival of the fittest world out there." It seems to be saying that it is nature's way to confer privileges upon those more fit than others.
Stephen Elliott · 13 January 2006
Rkootknir · 13 January 2006
OK, in the interest of getting this thread to 1000 replies I'll delurk.
I'm from South Africa (I think Renier is as well?) and I come up against a lot of these ID\Creationist discussions with my friends. I'm a science junky and I always try to defend the scientific viewpoint, but I'm not all that knowledgable on biology, so...
Thanks to people like Lenny, STJ and all the others who always provide me with ways of showing how stupid ID\Creationism is.
Ubernatural · 13 January 2006
That's what they say, Arden. I can't find anything on the web about the process, but what I saw on the History Channel was Jim Koch talking about how they bred a yeast specifically to survive high alcohol percentages, so that they could use the traditional means of making beer to make a new kind of beer that was previously impossible. The ABV of the new beer, Utopias, has been steadily increasing every year. Who knows what new limit they might find!
Rkootknir · 13 January 2006
BTW, did I get post 666? If so:
Excccceleeeeeent /rubs antennae gleefully
gregonomic · 13 January 2006
yorktank · 13 January 2006
An HTML document of 1MB? You know what's funny is that I've only encountered that before on a crank website...
Anyway, that's my contribution to reaching 1,000.
jim · 13 January 2006
Steviepinhead · 13 January 2006
Well, in the interest of getting to the magic number, this is kind of cool, too:
Ants help each other as teachers and pupils:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10806078/ .
This ain't bad (maybe Oh Carol can even identify the women for us):
Millions of Jews traced to four women>:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10827385/ .
And then there's the one about the Tuang Boy having been killed by an aerial raptor (
admittedly, Larry, the wing muscles on these babies must have been pretty hefty, so watch your twelve, dude!). Ah, here it is:Were human ancestors hunted by
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10819471/ .
evolved dinosbirds?:I'm still looking for a study that suggests those early cyanobacteria and photosynthesizing microbial mats may all have been anoxic.
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
hmmm. no comments about this at all?
http://www.physorg.com/news9792.html
thought that would at least raise a couple of eyebrows.
isn't there anybody going to take the Rush Limbaugh oxycontin postion that this means that global warming is caused by trees?
c'mon!
MP · 13 January 2006
All the talk of good beer is making me lament living in a wine-friendly region.
For all you Brits (and anyone else that likes a good beer), have you ever tried an ale called Old Engine Oil (or Old Engine Oil Special Reserve) out of Scotland? It can be terribly hard to find in the U.S., but certainly worth it. It's a dark ale (very dark, hence the name), and the special reserve is aged in whiskey casks. S.R. is far and away my favorite dark beer; more interesting flavor than Guinness I think. I'd like to know what some veteran beer drinkers think of it.
Onward to 1000...
Lenny's Pizza Guy · 13 January 2006
jim · 13 January 2006
*shudder* lite pasta - ewwww.
You take that back. I don't want that image stuck in my head for the rest of the evening.
Luckily my wife made chili for us tonight. I'm hoping to get some nice garlic bread to go with it.
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
Would Lite Pastafarianism be concordant with the Atkins diet?
Carol Clouser · 13 January 2006
gregonomic,
I was using "the little old ladies" expression in the preverbial sense, referring to the hapless victim in general. If you think crime in the USA is perpetrated solely by those who need to engage in such activity in order to survive, you have lost all touch with reality.
I recall an interview on TV some time ago with a confessed member of the Mafia, who readily admitted to having killed dozens of people. When asked how he could live with himself, he merely shrugged his shoulders and argued that it's nature's way that the fittest survive. Having the gun at the ready, being willing to use it, having the guts to aggressively fight for his interests, he argued, place him among "the fittest".
Keep in mind that these ideas about evolution were not stated as my ideas. I certainly don't subscribe to them. But they are out there.
gregonomic · 13 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
Steviepinhead · 13 January 2006
Oh Carol's comments are as content-free as ever, but it's downright neighborly of her to lend a hand toward our effort to get to 1,000!
Now if only
Larrythe Maroon would stop wastinghisour time over on the legal eagles thread and haul his blather back over here where it belongs...!We're well past two-thirds, folks! C'mon, Heddle, where are you when we could really use you (hmmm, I wonder if it would be "legal" to just copy a few of Heddle's comments from other threads?-- they're all the same anyway...)?
AC · 13 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
ben · 13 January 2006
Steviepinhead · 13 January 2006
Nah, we don't need no freakin' rules, man!
Although, STJ, it was pretty clever of you to use the old mismatched tag dodge. That got us a "free" extra comment right there.
yorktank · 13 January 2006
Oh Larry, where art thou? And, Larry, please forgive me for sounding like a Britisher...rest assured I am a Merkin.
AC · 13 January 2006
Well, Larry didn't address Carol, but he's here like bad cologne. I could be wrong about the pledge.
Dean Morrison · 13 January 2006
When this thread:
either gets to 1000 posts:
or we give up (it takes ages to load and I've got broadband!):
I will invite you all back to my 'English Garden Party' where everyone is welcome - but everyone has to be as 'gracious' (= nice) to everyone: as people were 'gracious' to me the one time I went to America.
My rules will be posted there when I can get my act together - Lenny will be 'thrown out at the door' if you get the flavour...
I will be a wonderful host for Carol, and David and Larry if they wish to come.
I'd like to hear what you have to say..
What what are your 'guiding principles'? - for example. ..????
But : no fights: no rudeness:
at the:
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
hmm, getting back the "custom designed human", i give you this:
http://www.eurekalert.org/features/kids/2005-12/aaft-afa120905.php
yeah, yeah, it's a kiddie audience, but the facts are still relevant.
Larry Fafarman · 13 January 2006
Steviepinhead · 13 January 2006
Oh, hey there, kiddo! I'm glad you made it back over here from "Legal Eagles" (where, you have to admit, you were getting even futher out of your depth than usual!).
But, I don't mean to get snarky. I am glad to see you, really! And feel free, now that you're back on "your" thread, to invite Kevin Vicklund on over here, if you want to continue your
education indiscussion about the law.Thanks! And, hey, good to see you back!
Steviepinhead · 13 January 2006
Man, this is so cool! We're with a fe niggling posts of seven hundred! Excellent!
I've gotta go watch The Squid and the Whale now, but pretty soon Lenny will be here, and Carol, and maybe Heddle, and I'm sure with all that going on that you guys will have no trouble putting this thing over the top!
Go team, go! Rah, rah, rah!
Steviepinhead · 13 January 2006
Oops! Within a few!
(Heh heh.)
Dean Morrison · 13 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 13 January 2006
...
They shoot horses don't they...
(groan....)
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
700
jim · 13 January 2006
"Yankee" isn't considered an insult except in the South (especially the deep South - ala N. Carolina, S. Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Missippi, & Texas).
Arden Chatfield · 13 January 2006
Has this thread now broken the record for longest PT thread ever?
And does Pim know what kind of monster he created?
Dean Morrison · 13 January 2006
Red Mann · 13 January 2006
Rkootknir, you are a devil, or a beast. Congrats on getting the magic number.
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
hey, since this thread was initially about Dembski, I'd point out here that I've been saying for months that it is readily apparent that the evidence suggests Dembski's primary motivation for supporting ID is simply monetary in nature.
without going into the arguments, unless asked, of course...
i give you WD40's latest slick new way of making money from ID:
http://www.uncommondescent.com/index.php/archives/659
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
It sure sounds to me like Dembski is following in L. Ron Hubbard's footsteps.
Larry Fafarman · 13 January 2006
argy stokes · 13 January 2006
Caledonian · 13 January 2006
Technically, knowing what something isn't *does* help establish what it is. If the "things that it isn't" are too specific, however, it takes far too many of them to establish just what the thing actually is, so in practice, it's rarely useful.
That's it. Return to your regular thread. Carry on.
I said, carry on.
That's better.
gwangung · 13 January 2006
One of the reasons why this thread is getting so long is that people are cluttering it up with frivolous posts.
Well, you should shut up and do some basic research, Larry, so you know what you're talking about.
Sir_Toejam · 13 January 2006
Arden Chatfield · 14 January 2006
jim · 14 January 2006
Larry,
It's only your opinion that people are filling this thread with frivolous posts. Whereas it's plainly obvious to the most casual observer that the Bible says that we aren't filling it with frivolous posts.
Eugene Lai · 14 January 2006
Eugene Lai · 14 January 2006
UnMark · 14 January 2006
Eugene, that is why I find an argument about God's morals and benevolence to be much better with Fundies. Original Sin, the 10 Plagues (especially God hardening the Pharoh's heart so He could commit the 10th Plague), Job, and most of Leviticus and Deuteronomy tend to be good points. The utter futility of prayer with an all-knowing entity often makes for an interesting discussion. I think the only "omni" attribute I'd be tempted to agree with is omnisadistic. >:)
I notice how Carol ignored my proof once I offered it. ("Proof" used in the sense of a mathematical proof.)
Stephen Elliott · 14 January 2006
Alan Fox · 14 January 2006
Alan Fox · 14 January 2006
@ Sir_Toejam
I was hoping you might comment on this as things seem to have slowed down alarmingly, or is it just time zones?
jim · 14 January 2006
Where did everyone go?
Stephen Elliott · 14 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 14 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 14 January 2006
No .. I meant to say that Carol says it's the other way around..
Yeah - Earth goes around the Sun... thats it (sorry Carol)
(late night last night)
Dean Morrison · 14 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 14 January 2006
Alan Fox · 14 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 14 January 2006
Perhaps ID stands for 'Intelligent Deceit'?
steve s · 14 January 2006
Inevitably Doomed
steve s · 14 January 2006
gregonomic · 14 January 2006
Funny thing is, I thought WAD had given up the blogging game? Wasn't he too busy for all this? That's why he handed the reigns over to Herr DaveScot, right?
gregonomic · 14 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 14 January 2006
"There's something rotten in the state of
DenmarkUncommon Descent".guthrie · 14 January 2006
old peculiar isnt unique. If you want unique try stuff like "Fraoch", which is heather based.
Or the one made of seaweed. Or the real ale that is basically oak cask conditioned, its quite nice, but a bit odd.
Sorry, cant make London at any notice. I am skint, having just bought a flat, and am currently busy re-decorating it.
Alan Fox · 14 January 2006
Enville Ale has honey added to produce a second fermentation. It really does deserve to be better known, but maybe they can sell all they make.
Alan Fox · 14 January 2006
And, no, I don't have shares in the business.
Stephen Elliott · 14 January 2006
Alan Fox · 14 January 2006
You seem to think I'm some kind of alcoholic, Stephen. The only Burton I associate with beer is the Mecca of British brewing, Burton-upon-Trent, home of Marstons.
Alan Fox · 14 January 2006
Actually, I think that should be Burtn-on-Trent. That probably comes of hailing from near Stratford-upon-Avon, where I did quite a bit of beer research as a lad. I'm old enough to remember the Flower's brewery (the Flower family were benefactors to the Royal Shakespeare theatre) before that was taken over and demolished.
Stephen Elliott · 14 January 2006
Alan Fox · 14 January 2006
BTW does anyone else think this tirade from DaveScot is libellous?
Mark Perakh is a crazy Russian physicist known to say all sorts of crazy things. Russians are notoriously paranoid conspiracy theorists and bald faced liars. My favorite example was when I questioned his credentials and his response was essentially "the communists took my papers". Evidently Mark doesn't know the classic American excuse "my dog ate my homework". I had a field day with that one.
In this case, it would again appear that Mark's proof disappeared in an unfortunate circumstance beyond his control. A mysterious software glitch in Amazon Canada magically and momentarily revealed the name "William Dembski" behind an anonymous reviewer's handle. Wow! What're the odds? At any rate Mark's "the Canadian software ate my proof" is par for the course for this guy.
The short answer is Perakh, like a million other lunatics, doesn't deserve a response to his paranoid accusations.
Alan Fox · 14 January 2006
I just checked to see what brewers remain in Burton and I am pleased to see Marstons still going strong. However there is also an interloper from the US .
Bob O'H · 14 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 14 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 14 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 14 January 2006
Queen gets 'glassy eyed' on Buton's beer - official:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2099451.stm
Sir_Toejam · 14 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 14 January 2006
Oh well - since the real value of this thread is in keeping the trolls tied down in one place then perhaps we should wait for them to show up..
In the meantime we could continue conversation on beer etc at:
at 'After the Bar'.
Sir_Toejam · 14 January 2006
OMNI.
Isn't that the magazine published by the makers of Playboy for those who really DID just read Playboy for the "articles"?
Sir_Toejam · 14 January 2006
Alan Fox · 14 January 2006
Thanks for the offer, Sir T., see you over there.
BTW, If Reed thinks this will blow a gasket, then I think he should at least post a comment here to confirm.
AC · 14 January 2006
Red Mann · 14 January 2006
Actually, OMNI was published by Penthouse's Bob Giuconne (sp? Damn can't rememeber how to spell his name. It's my CRS.). I have some up in my attic, somewhere. I thought it was pretty good back in the 80's.
Sir_Toejam · 14 January 2006
Penthouse, not Playboy. got it.
on another note, I knew it wouldn't take long for the media to misintrepret the results of the plant/methane study i linked to earlier.
However, it still was surprising to me to see the headline:
Global warming: blame the forests
in the Guardian:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/climatechange/story/0,12374,1684378,00.html
*sigh*
frackin' idjuts.
I'm sure you will something to the same effect on Rush Limbaugh's show next week.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 14 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 14 January 2006
Ah, my best friend lives in Sarasota. We spent some time snorkeling in the keys last year.
sharks are pretty amazing critters, alrighty. it's like after a 100 million plus years of evo, they reached the "good enough" point, and simply stopped. remarkable sets of sensory and morphological adaptations.
as stories go, i have two that really stick in my mind.
Once, when i was a grad student at Berzerkely, I spent a field season in Moorea (French Polynesia - right near Tahiti). I had the occassion to do some specimen collecting for the ichthyology museum in Tahiti one day while i was there.
We were diving around 100-120 feet on the windward side of the island. Water was so clear that it seemed like full daylight even at that depth; except that of course there was no red light left, so everything was blue-green.
We were collecting specimens for the "archives" so to speak, so we were using spears. One of the medium-sized groupers i speared managed to get off, and left a bright chartreuse-green trail (that's the color of blood at 110 feet) behind it as it fled under a coral head about 20 meters off.
Well, being the sort not to let my mistakes go uncorrected, i proceeded to follow the blood trail toward the coral head... and then noticed about halfway there that a rather large grey reef shark (about 7 feet) had decided to do exactly the same thing! He was no more than 3 feet away from me, swimming the same speed, right beside me.
Needless to say, as soon as i glanced to my right, I hit the "brakes"! without a glance or a pause, he moved right into my line, and continued on to the coral head, where he made quick work of the grouper hiding there.
Nothing left but a few scales floating gently away amidst a bright green cloud.
It was startling, and i think my adrenaline levels about doubled, but i never really felt threatened at any time. It was pretty clear we both were completely focused on the same thing and just ignored each other most of the way.
The other encounter that really grabbed me was some time after i started studying white sharks near Santa Cruz.
It's hard to describe these things and do them justice, really. Seeing a 16 foot "fish" swim under your 15 foot boat is just... one of those things you just have to see yourself to really understand. Awesome doesn't begin to descibe the feeling.
In any case, I do remember one day that i would best describe to be just like that scene in "Jaws" where Roy Schneider is tossing chum out of a bucket over the side while talking to someone on the boat, then turns around to find the shark staring at him.
It really was just like that.
I was preparing a camera to take identification photos of the sharks we were tagging, and i was sitting on the stern of the boat, concentrating on the camera itself.
My buddy pokes me in the back, and quietly says, "Uh, is your camera ready?"; whereupon i glance up and see that a 15 foot white has spyhopped out of the water about 3 feet away from me, and is literally looking at me eye-to-eye. It did this so quietly, i didn't even hear more than a ripple!
I'll never forget that 2 inch diameter jet black eye, staring right at me. Mouth slightly agape, body almost completely vertical, with the tip of its snout about 3.5 feet out of the water.
Again, no feeling of menace; more a feeling of curiosity, like, "Uh, i smell something good, but what the hell is this thing?"
I was too dumbfounded to actually snap the shot, so my buddy grabbed the camera out of my hands and did it for me. right after, the shark gradually lost momentum and started to slide back down into the water.
I still have the photo of course; I'll post a link if you like.
Bruce Beckman · 14 January 2006
STJ, please post a link to any shark photos you have. Thanks.
My friend and I were diving in La Jolla Bay one sunny summer Sunday. We had launched my inflatable at the boat launching area located at the south end of La Jolla Strand Beach. The launching area is about 50' wide and is roped off from the mile long beach to keep the swimmers out. Being a nice summer Sunday, the beach was packed.
Returning from a couple of dives in the south branch of the La Jolla submarine canyon, we tool up the the boat launching area. When we get within 10 feet of shore I cut the engine, swing it up and we both jump off the side to pull the boat up onto the beach. To our surprise the shallows was packed with ~30 4 to 5 foot long leopard sharks. I landed right on top of one and they all shoot off in different directions. Several swam up onto the beach and flopped around a bit before getting back into the water.
There were a lot of people on the beach standing around with their jaws dropping down watching the spectacle.
Sir_Toejam · 15 January 2006
here's a link to the specific photo i was referring to; my personal shark shots i haven't organized into any coherent online format yet, and there are a few issues with copyright (the non-prof i used to work with sells them), so i haven't really been in rush to do so.
http://home.earthlink.net/~tjneal/whiteface.jpg
a small bit of my underwater stuff is here; I'm experimenting with some flash display styles.
http://home.earthlink.net/~tjneal/
and some of the rest of my stuff is here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/83147904@N00/
do you dive in La Jolla still? I used to dive there once upon a time myself.
cheers
Bruce Beckman · 15 January 2006
STJ, great photos! Your whiteface fish looks like it has some scratches and bite marks on its neck. Perhaps a female?
I haven't dived in La Jolla in 10 years or so. Over the past 3 decades that my friend and I have been diving in SoCal, we noticed the steady degradation of the underwater environment. We decided to do something about it and started this organization http://www.oceandefenders.org/ thus all my underwater time is taken up with hauling trash.
Sir_Toejam · 15 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 15 January 2006
oh, btw, i see your organization is in OC!
I was born in newport, and grew up in Costa Mesa.
I'm out near Palm Springs right now.
maybe we could go for a dive sometime?
fisheyephotos AT hotmail DOT com
cheers
Bruce Beckman · 15 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 15 January 2006
S_TJ/Bruce.
Have either of you ever dived off Belize.
The sea life there is amazing. There is also a large living reef and the blue hole. Excellent visibility too.
Here is a site.
http://www.scubadivingbelize.com/
I was lucky enough to do two 6 month tours there. The last time I was in Belize was 1992 and it was starting to get commercial. The mainland has probably changed a lot since I was left but hopefully the diving will still be as good.
They have a marine wildlife preserve. Should you wish for a change from the diving there is/was plenty of jungle and Mayan sites to visit.
Stephen Elliott · 15 January 2006
Spell error...marine wildlife *reserve*
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 15 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 15 January 2006
Bruce Beckman · 15 January 2006
Lenny, would you like a 8 inch red eared slider (female)? One of our local agencies (San Juan Capistrano Animal Services) found her crossing some highway. A week after I got her she dropped ~20 eggs. I guess she was an escapee from someones backyard pond out looking for a nesting spot. Under my license I am barred by California Department of Fish and Game regulations from releasing her into the wild.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 15 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 15 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 15 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 15 January 2006
Seems that we have evolved in to the 'divers and kayakers thread' - good thing in my opinion.
I've dived in a few places around the world - one of my best dives was on a wreck at about 100 ft in the British Virgin Isles. The wreck was an old British mail ship that went down in a hurricane about 100 years ago. It sits flat on the bottom, in crystal clear water (you can see the from the surface)- in tow parts - it snapped amidships.
I entered the forward section at the break with my dive buddy, swimming against the current. The interior was pretty open - the wooden partitions having rotted out leaving the steel hull. As I swam forward I could see the opening at the stern that was our exit. At this depth it was breathtaking - the light coming through the opening made it seem as if it was a rippling stained glass window. I mumbled 'wow!' into my mouthpiece - and looked to my right to share the experience with my dive buddy.
At this point I found that my 'dive buddy' was now a four-foot long loggerhead turtle.
Swimming alongside me in the confined space his eye looked huge, and his beak somewhat alarming. He obviously felt more uncomfortable with the situation than even I did - and accelerated up to the 'window' where he did a 180 degree turn - shot towards, then right past me.
The first thing I said (aloud to myself) when I got back to the dive boat was 'better than sex'. The first thing my dive buddy said was 'nearly as good as sex'.
Never was sure if this was he had a better sex life, or I had a better experience.
Isn't nature wonderful eh?
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 15 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 15 January 2006
Seems that we have evolved in to the 'divers and kayakers thread' - good thing in my opinion.
I've dived in a few places around the world - one of my best dives was on a wreck at about 100 ft in the British Virgin Isles. The wreck was an old British mail ship that went down in a hurricane about 100 years ago. It sits flat on the bottom, in crystal clear water (you can see the from the surface)- in tow parts - it snapped amidships.
I entered the forward section at the break with my dive buddy, swimming against the current. The interior was pretty open - the wooden partitions having rotted out leaving the steel hull. As I swam forward I could see the opening at the stern that was our exit. At this depth it was breathtaking - the light coming through the opening made it seem as if it was a rippling stained glass window. I mumbled 'wow!' into my mouthpiece - and looked to my right to share the experience with my dive buddy.
At this point I found that my 'dive buddy' was now a four-foot long loggerhead turtle.
Swimming alongside me in the confined space his eye looked huge, and his beak somewhat alarming. He obviously felt more uncomfortable with the situation than even I did - and accelerated up to the 'window' where he did a 180 degree turn - shot towards, then right past me.
The first thing I said (aloud to myself) when I got back to the dive boat was 'better than sex'. The first thing my dive buddy said was 'nearly as good as sex'.
Never was sure if this was he had a better sex life, or I had a better experience.
Isn't nature wonderful eh?
Dean Morrison · 15 January 2006
Well my story was so good I seem to have posted twice - perhaps we should knock one of the thread count?
On a completely different matter I've just watched an amazing documentary about Rosalind Franklin; and how her part in the discovery of the Double Helix structure of DNA was covered up by Watson, Crick and Wilson.
The program was a joint US UK co-operation so you might get to see it in the States as 'Photo 51'
the US website of the show is here:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/photo51/
the UK website here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/documentaries/features/rosalind-franklin.shtml
.. really the most moving program about science I can remember seeing...
Dean Morrison · 16 January 2006
Hey Larry! - looks like you've got new company:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust_revisionism
http://www.guardian.co.uk/iran/story/0,12858,1687134,00.html
You planning to go to the 'conference?
Dean Morrison · 16 January 2006
Another Dawkins webcast for 'Darwin day':
'Is evolution predictable':
http://www.uclan.ac.uk/psychology/bully/darwin/
.. also mentions that the local brewery is producing 'Evolution Ale' to mark the occasion!
Steviepinhead · 16 January 2006
And,
LaLaLarrymaroon, if you're still around, you might want to do a little research on the jawbones to inner ear bones evolution. This was one of the earliest homologies that was figured out, before Darwin and Wallace came up with their natural selection mechanism.You might start with reading up on Darwin's predecessor, Buffon.
Sir_Toejam · 16 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 16 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 16 January 2006
So...
our army sends the guys to wonderful places like Afghanistan, and you guys get stuck going to Belize?
gees, sorry buddy.
;)
Yes, I've heard the diving in Belize is pretty good. The diving most places in the Caribbean is excellent. Cozumel was getting a bit overused when i was there, and now of course the hurricane pretty much leveled the place, both above and below the water.
I've spent time all over CA, but am currently living near Palm Springs (fish out of water, literally).
If you're ever planning on visiting CA, shoot me a msg.
2002... so you just managed to miss out on all the recent "fun". that was a squeeker, eh? Did you end up serving time in the first Gulf War?
Steviepinhead · 16 January 2006
Hey, there's good diving in Puget Sound, too.
Although you do have to bundle up a bit more...
Stephen Elliott · 16 January 2006
I was only on the fringes on the first Gulf war. Managed to get N.I. Bosnia and Kosovo though. ))
I have been to Afghanistan. I went to work for UNHCR. I had a 3 month contract with them mid 2002. My first job after the army.
Doubt I will make CA anytime soon. Too many outgoings on the £ side. Africa is my main dream holliday atm. There is a company (Absolute Africa ) that organise safaris. Rather than travel by air-conditioned vehicle and stay at hotels, you walk, canoe or use open trucks then camp out. Just the ticket.
Would like to go for at least 2 months though. Preferably including Lake Victoria and Zanzibar
Stephen Elliott · 16 January 2006
Oh yeh!
Diving in Belize.
80/90ft down and no need of a wet suit. A pair of shorts was plenty good enough.
Sir_Toejam · 16 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 16 January 2006
as an aside...
If you decide to go, do be careful. Things are a bit dicey out there on your own, and I'm not just talking about the wildlife.
Sir_Toejam · 16 January 2006
Hey Stevie-
ever see any of the giant pacific octopus while you were diving in the sound?
Stephen Elliott · 16 January 2006
Wow! @
http://www.aquarticles.com/articles/breeding/Jen...
Fascinating stuff.
So many places to see on this planet. Life really is too short to take it all in.
Sir_Toejam · 16 January 2006
thinking about it, it would be worth the risk in my book to do a rift lake tour.
If you need an ichthyologist to tag along...
Steviepinhead · 16 January 2006
I'm not much of a diver, myself--at least not in P-P-Puget S-S-Sound!--though I have done the routine at Cozumel and Cancun in years past.
I think that's more of ke's thing, if I'm recalling correctly.
They do have some great invertebrates here, though mostly viewed in photos, acquariums, etc.
I'm more of a climber and skier myself, though I loved surfing when I was a kid growing up on Oxnard Beach in CA.
Steviepinhead · 16 January 2006
Oops! Didn't mean that to be a conversation stopper, guys. Feel free to go on without me (though, ahem, I do note that we are only a few more comments away from another benchmark).
Stephen's adventures definitely sound worth hearing about in greater detail!
Sir_Toejam · 16 January 2006
eh? don't mind me; I've got a few things to do today. I'll catch up later.
cheers
Stephen Elliott · 16 January 2006
As we are nearing 800 I will post.
The reason the British army was in Belize...
Belize was a former British colony. After independence Guatamala laid claim to it. The Blizean government requested a British presence to stay there until Belize felt secure in it's own defence.
So there was 3 reasons to be there.
1. Protect Belize from invasion.
2. Train local troops.
3. Belize was used as 1 of two jungle warfare training areas by British forces. The other was in Borneo I believe. BTW the two were very different. Belize being much much wetter.
KL · 16 January 2006
Wow! A thread about diving!
Try San Salvador (SE Bahamas) Sea mount in 6000 ft of water, very dry so very clear. Only 1 dive operation (called the "Rolling Rock") One of the only warm water dives I've done where I got to see sharks (Caribbean Reef). Don't do the cold water stuff-I'm a wimp.
Diving leaves a bit to be desired in Tennessee... a few quarries.
Steviepinhead · 16 January 2006
Ah, right, KL, not "ke." Sorry for the fudged memory!
For Stephen, not intending to derail the diving aspect of this, um, multi-faceted thread, but getting back to drinking preferences--
--back before Prohibition in the States, "hard" cider enjoyed almost as much popularity as beer, wine, etc. But when Prohibition was repealed, cider never made a recovery. Very slowly, in recent years, English-style dry hard ciders are making a comeback--partly under the influence, I theorize, of tourist trips to Canada (B.C. makes some great dry ciders!).
If any of you are cider fans, therefore, please think of little Stevie on Darwin Day and host a mug for me!
Stephen Elliott · 16 January 2006
I tend to reserve cider drinking for the summer months.
Steviepinhead · 16 January 2006
Ah, understandable, but even with our very "English" climate here in Seattle, I'm now more or less hooked all year round.
The best is Taunton's Blackthorn cider on tap, which a few of our better bars and taverns carry, but a few American makers are now trotting out some bearable product. And the Taunton's is available in bottles as well, in a few of the stores, so things are headed in the right direction at least!
And I see, in reviewing the thread, that cider did get a brief mention in the mead-brewing discussion above. Which makes me feel so much better; I hate to instigate thread drift (why, it's almost as bad as if we were on Pern!).
Stephen Elliott · 16 January 2006
Oh yeh,
Perish the thought that this thread should go off-topic.
steve s · 16 January 2006
Uncommon Pissant is so ridiculous and moronic that conversations about it break out on Panda's Thumb all the time. The PTers aren't providing a dedicated thread to discuss the Everlasting Trainwreck which is that blog, so this thread's for that.
http://www.antievolution.org/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST&f=14&t=151
Stephen Elliott · 16 January 2006
Finish work in 10 mins. Better do some final checks.
Stephen Elliott · 16 January 2006
Back home.
Is there an award for 800?
Carol Clouser · 16 January 2006
This thread proves beyond a shadow of a doubt what I have said many times before. That without trolls to feed, the self proclaimed non-trolls on this blog have nothing meaningful or interesting to talk about. The conversation just meanders from one inanity to another.
The only question left is just how much mutual back-scratching can the species engage in?
Stephen Elliott · 16 January 2006
Steviepinhead · 16 January 2006
Oh Carol, admit it--you're just cheesed off because Stephen Elliott nudged you by a nose for number 800!
But, hey, as long as you're here, why not answer Lenny's questions--for a change!
You know, the ones about why we should give a flying fig about your religious opinions, or Heddle's, much less why we should do so when the two of you hold mutually incompatible opinions?
Carol Clouser · 16 January 2006
Stephen,
I didn't say there was anything "wrong" with diving or alcohol (in moderation), just that the so called regulars should appreciate and therefore be more welcoming of the presence of the so called trolls.
Come to think of it, there actually is something misplaced, in my humble opinion, about analyzing in depth the relative merits of different forms of drinks and drinking. There ought to be more important things in life worthy of the attention of intelligent people.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 16 January 2006
Carol, you could, of course, regale us all with your reasons why your religious opinions are any better than anyone else's, and why sciecne should give a flying fig about them.
Oh, and why Heddle is full of crap when he says the New Testament is the Word of God.
Carol Clouser · 16 January 2006
Stevie,
I have already responded to every one of Lenny's questions on other threads. Some took as many as 30 back-and-forth posts. But Lenny prefers not to notice the demonstration of the vacuity of his questions, nor does he engage in serious discussion. Discussion to him means that he throws favorite mantras around, over and over again, ad nauseaum, whether meaningul or pertinent or not. So why should I engage in more exercises in futility?
argy stokes · 16 January 2006
Carol,
Could you point me to the thread where you answered Lenny's questions? If you can do so every time Lenny asks you, he will indeed begin to look the fool.
I also have a question for you, though I'll admit upfront it's pretty silly (but hey, isn't that what this thread is for?). What does Landa look like? Because every time I see his name, I picture Lando Calrissian. If Landa looks like Lando, I might even be tempted to buy his book.
ben · 16 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 16 January 2006
Okay Steviepinhead..
But being from proper 'Scrumpy' country (Devon) i'd say that- unless Steve Elliots pub is truly exceptional - then outr chances of getting something that isn't Apple flavoured chemical piss are truly remote.
I knew an old farmer from Sussex 'Nelson Russell' - who made truly exceptional and incredibly strong ciders. He used to brew outdoors in great barrels - and had no compunction about adding a bit more sugar if fermentation stopped.
He told me that his cider had to 'hear the Cuckoo twice' before it was ready for drinking. That means he'd gather mash and start fermentation in the autumn (fall) of one year. Fermentation would slow down and almost stop during the winter. In the spring he'd start it up again, by adding more sugar as the summer approached - the 'cuckoo came' - and once more autumn came. Again the brew would die down with the cold weather. He'd tickle a little more life out of the brew the next spring as the next 'Cuckoo came' - and then the Barrel would be ready to start drinking. Each brew was truly delicious, and usually had a theme through the addition of another ingredient such as Damsons or Victoria Plums. Rich red in colour with 'sherry' overtones - and presumably similar in strength.
In fact a Sherry glass would be quite capable of blowing your socks off. I made the mistake of drinking a couple of pints once - and as I said I'm from cider country. Some people swore it was hallucinogenic.
Nelson was brewing this stuff well into his eighties - and he was still working on his farm - a true man of steel in my opinion.
Stephen Elliott · 16 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 16 January 2006
A thought that comes to mind as I contemplate 800 posts on one thread, is the following:
Over the course of the last few months, since I first came here, there have emerged two areas of disagreement between myself and many (certainly not all) of the so called non-trolls here. Those areas are:
(1) I argue that science cannot be used as a basis for discrediting the Bible, even if interpreted literally, so long as the original is translated correctly.
(2) I argue that one can rationally demonstrate that the most efficient explanation for the existance of the universe is to postualate that it exists due to the acts of a creator. And scientists should be adopting the most efficient explanation as their working hypotheses.
Now, after all the discussion and debate, I have not encountered here any reason to cast aside these ideas. There certainly has not appeared on any of the threads a convincing refutation of either of them, despite my frequent invitations and challenges to posters.
Since I see no reason to think that I am any less intelligent, reasonable, educated, open minded, knowledgeable or credentialed, than many people here, I suppose I will persist in my opinions. They are my working hypothses, valid to me until overturned to my satisfaction.
As I continue to express myself in that vein, please do not construe that as "preaching". Jews do not proslytize, and never have. They, unlike the Christians, have not been sending missionaries the world over to seek converts. I am not interesting in converting anyone to my opinions, and certainly not to sell any books. I merely enjoy the give and take of debate and the rigor of subjecting my views to examination and challenge. As Plato said, "the unexamined life is not worth living."
Dean Morrison · 16 January 2006
Hey Carol! nice to see you back - nothing happening elsewhere?..
We were only chatting and keeping the thread warm while we were waiting for you to come back..
Now remind me - what was the first thing Noah did when the 'Flood' receded? Seems he'd fit in pretty well here.
I'd imagine he didn't bother with the diving though - the visibility couldn't have been too good if there was enough sediment to deposit miles and miles of rock strata.
Now where's Larry gone?
Stephen Elliott · 16 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 16 January 2006
Argy,
It was some time ago and I do not remember the titles of the two threads in which the discussions took place. And I just don't have the time, patience or inclination to conduct a thorough search. Sorry. I really should have kept a record.
But the gist of it was that it can be demonstrated that to the average person the EXACT same questions can be asked of Lenny (or anyone else of course) when he espouses support for evolution, for example. THE EXACT SAME QUESTIONS. THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE.
Steviepinhead · 16 January 2006
I'm not sure whether to thank you and Nelson Russell or not, Dean, since between the twain of you, you had me drooling at my office desk, miles from the nearest cider...!
Carol, we'd all be inclined to take your poositions a little more seriously if you had learned--as at some point you certainly should have, in whatever courses you took prepratory to obtaining your "science supervisor" position--that there's a key difference between philosphy, religion, and such other mental maunderings, and science.
The latter requires more than mentation, logic, deep thought (heck, shallow thought, for that matter), the pouring over of arcane texts by brilliant minds for thousands of years.
Science also requires evidence.
You've never shown us yours, for either of your propositions. And that's the "difference" between religious opinion and science: repeatable, physical observations; repeatable, physical results. Your inability to grasp this crucial distinction is what makes the rest of us shudder when we think of you supervising science instructors.
Until then, you can indulge your "hypotheses" all you like. Without evidence that others can lay their hands on and evalutate, you can certainly have a fun time thinking theological thoughts, but you won't have science.
And we still won't care about your religious opinions.
(Now, the maroon would have a quick comeback for that last point: B-b-b-but, if none of you really cared, I wouldn't have received all these neat-o comments! One hopes Oh Carol can do a little better than that.)
Dean Morrison · 16 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 16 January 2006
It's not really a bar-stool pub. They have a few but not many. They seem to like letting customers get access to the bar. There are plenty of tables and chairs though.
It is also set out in a way that feels cosey. Big pub, but lots of different areas.
Dean Morrison · 16 January 2006
Okay Carol - if you're not going to answer Lenny's questions - how about mine - what was that incident with Noah getting drunk and naked all about?
If I follow his example and someone sees me - who do I get to put a curse on?
(Or are curse-making powers reserved for people that build floating zoos?)
argy stokes · 16 January 2006
Dean-
Actually, Carol's answered that one before. I think you can curse them as long as you get sodomized, or something.
Dean Morrison · 16 January 2006
.. well I'll be buggered!
Dean Morrison · 16 January 2006
(before anyone gets the wrong idea I should point out that that's a common colloquial expression in the UK which means 'Golly! how suprising!')
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 16 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 16 January 2006
Ubernatural · 16 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 16 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 16 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 16 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 16 January 2006
for anybody else who is curious:
Breugel was a flemish painter of the 16th century who painted such notable works as the one mentioned above, and "the Triumph of Death".
here's a sample of his work:
http://gallery.euroweb.hu/html/b/bruegel/pieter_e/painting/
Sir_Toejam · 16 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 16 January 2006
sorry for going on an on about it, but 3 months of Carol's BS and driveby's masquerading as "thought" have really irked me.
I'm hopin that the smallest sliver of this manages to sink into that skull of concrete she seems to have donned and makes her think twice about presenting the same, stale, completely refuted arguments over and over again.
maybe she will decide to talk about Ale and Abiogenesis instead.
Paul Flocken · 16 January 2006
Odd Digit · 17 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 17 January 2006
Paul,
The argument for a creator is entirely independent of the God of this or that book. The argument simply asserts that the logic of the situation dictates that a creator exist. Whether or not the god of any particular book coincides with or is identical to this creator is another question. If you will in turn ask me just this other question, my answer will be that you need to specify the book you have in mind. I do not claim expertise in all books. In the case of the Hebrew Bible, I think the answer is a definite yes.
You ask for the "evidence" for the assertion I made. Well, if I recall correctly, I made the assertion after making the case for the assertion. The evidence consists of the persuasiveness of the argument. It does not contain any graphs, data, statistics or equations, but it is no less valid than, for example, the evidence for the theorem that the sum of the angles of a triangle (two dimensional) is 180 in the ansence of actually measuring those angles. Science is not the only way to the facts of life.
As far as "your phone number for JL Pub" is concerned, I am not sure what you mean by that phrase. If you mean my phone at work, I doubt it is listed there. In any event, I am sure any number that appears on Bowker for JL is for business use only and you ought to adhere to that.
Folks,
Just in case it may have escaped the attention of some, let the record emphatically state that not responding to a poster is NOT necessarily equivalent to "running away". One can choose not to respond to a post because it is deemed infinitely dumb and devoid of any content. Or because the tone of the post has been found wanting.
Stephen Elliott · 17 January 2006
Carol,
What is your opinion on:
1.Original sin; is it true and if so, what is it?
2.Exodus; Is this an accurate account?
3.Job; Same question?
Odd Digit · 17 January 2006
Renier · 17 January 2006
Carol
You are not here with an open mind. You cannot afford to "loose" your religion. Family, friends, finances etc might not react well to that.
Most of the people here has been in a religious environment. You have never viewed the world out of an atheistic or agnostic viewpoint (I might be wrong here, so I am guessing). The chance that you are going to convince people here that you have the correct revelation (world view) is...uh...zero. They have all considered your arguments, weighed them and found them too light.
On the other hand, you have no problem with evolution. You do realise that there is a lot of evidence for it. You are a scientist. Let's keep the supernatural out of it. Let's leave the supernatural to religion, philosophy etc.
Have you ever considered what the ID people would do if they had half a chance? They would impose the Christian (not Jewish) world view on millions of innocent kids. So on who's side of the fence do you REALLY want to be on?
We might react strongly to you when your dogma, your opinion, your religion is presented as truth and that we should accept it. We know you perceive it as truth, but we don't. We have heard it all a zillion times before, considered it and came to our own conclusions of what the truth is. Only one thing will sway us. Evidence. Nothing else. We understand where you are coming from. We have been there. Do you understand where we are coming from?
Please start looking at us a people and not targets to convert/convince.
Think of Steve Elliot. He believes there is some type of god out there. Why do you think we treat him with respect and oppose the IDiots? There are many Christians that come here and get treated with respect. Yet, someone like Heddle (or Larry) is treated as the "bad guy". Do you know why? Think about it.
Theodoric the Goth once said "No man can be made to believe". We cannot be made to believe what you believe, unless you bring us evidence. Until then, chill out and relax and try to understand why Lenny repeats himself with "It is JUST your opinion...
Dean Morrison · 17 January 2006
k.e. · 17 January 2006
Louis · 17 January 2006
"The evidence consists of the persuasiveness of the argument".
and
"Science is not the only way to the facts of life."
Two comments from Carol that sum it all up really. There is no arguing with people of her "mindset". Thinking outside her "god box" is impossible for her, which ironically is precisely what she accuses us scientists/PTers of. Ah irony, sweet, sweet irony.
Carol,
A couple of questions for you:
1) Different people are equally persuaded by different arguments to the one that you are persuaded by. How (i.e. by what means and on what basis) can an impartial third party distinguish between two apparently equally persuasive arguments?
2) What are these other ways to the facts of life, and how does one use them?
Thanks.
Paul Flocken · 17 January 2006
Carol,
gotta go to work now. i'll try to get back promptly this evening.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 17 January 2006
Carol Clouser · 17 January 2006
Reneir,
I AM on your side. I AM NOT interested in changing your mind and said so above and many other times. I couldn't care less what you think, although I do enjoy debating. I brought my point #1 (see #72544) to this blog because I think it would be immensely useful to the science side of the ongoing cultural wars. And point #2 is kind of ancillary to point #1.
Even on points where I presented real down to earth evidence, folks here refused to listen because they do not like the conclusions. It is a myth that scientists are objective creatures moved solely by evidence. That is a worthy goal to strive toward and perhaps scientists are more cognizant of this than most, but they frequently fall short as most mortals often do.
For example, what would constitute solid evidence in the area of what Hebrew words in the original Bible's story of Genesis might mean? Obviously a prime candidate is how those words are used throughout the Bible in other contexts. How many times have I presented solid evidence here, only to be ignored? I feel like Galileo must have as he stood there begging people to look through his telescope and see for themselves (that the moon is not perfect, that bodies revolve around Jupiter, and so on), but they refused to look. THEY DID NOT WANT TO SEE THE EVIDENCE. That's how some folks here respond to evidence that supports conclusions they have long ago decided they do not like.
So it's not as simple as you make it out to be. And I am not moved by the mantle of objectivity some here wrap around themselves.
Louis · 17 January 2006
Carol,
The BEST, and I mean the absolute BEST, that can be acheived by your literary and contextual analysis of the bible is that you can find an interpretation of the bible that does not contradict modern science. This would mean very little, if anything. It isn't solid evidence, it's twisting the definitions of words to suit a purpose and it requires the complicity of the people you are trying to convince.
Comparing it to the physical evidence that Galileo had, that was independant of Galileo and could be observed by anyone is not only a gross misunderstanding of science, but also of what constitutes solid evidence. Galileo you ain't, and genesis ain't science.
Even if you switch the words "age" and "day" etc (I hope it's more subtle than this), even if you are finding uses of the words that you can shoehorn into genesis to make it consonent with modern physics you have to add a large amount of information and interpretation to claim that genesis describes modern science. Why the hell is your interpretation of so vague and mutable a text so superior and accurate?
If you claim the bible predicts subtle physics only detecable by the most careful of modern experiments, then it falls to you to explain how those predictions were made and on what basis. Setting several instances of twisted textual interpretation up as proof doesn't cut it.
Also, libelling people who don't agree with your claims because the "evidence" you use to support them fails to do the job as being blinkered is seriously cracked. Add to that the fact that you have compared yourself to Galileo and you appear to be a crackpot. The laughed at Galileo, they laughed at Orville and Wilbur Wright, but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
Ubernatural · 17 January 2006
k.e. · 17 January 2006
uh Bozo ...oh I mean Carol...
Stunning logic there on comparing the cardinals who were *only* worried that the "music of the spheres" was going to be stopped by looking through a telescope because their
Opinion =A belief or conclusion held with confidence but not substantiated by positive knowledge or proof:Their view, sentiment, feeling, belief, conviction, persuasion,
a choosing
The product of a creative mind not reflected in nature by evidence
A projection of a world view for political gain
would be shattered.
So Carol please provide positive knowledge or proof for .....lets say electromagnetic radiation, quantum theory, general relativity, evolution in Genesis.
Odd Digit · 17 January 2006
carol clouser · 17 January 2006
Ubernatural,
No, I was not referring to your post. Sorry if that possibility entered your mind. The posters I did refer to, know very well what I was referring to.
k.e. · 17 January 2006
Hah ......I know
Carol Said: The posters I did refer to, know very well what I was referring to.
It is a myth A fiction or half-truth, especially one that forms part of an ideology that
scientistsCarolareis an objective creaturesmoved solely by evidence.Carol time to catch up....
Genisis is a Myth A traditional, typically ancient story dealing with supernatural beings, ancestors, or heroes that serves as a fundamental type in the worldview of a people, as by explaining aspects of the natural world or delineating the psychology, customs, or ideals of society: the myth of Eros and Psyche; a creation mythbased on
Steviepinhead · 17 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 17 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 17 January 2006
AC · 17 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 17 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 17 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 17 January 2006
We need Larry and evopeach on here, rether than messing up other threads.
BTW. Did evopeach pay up on the bet?
Dean Morrison · 17 January 2006
I've tried to get him off the (real)Panda thread nad over here - boy to he take that one off- thread - someone else has set up the Bathroom Wall again especially for him. But people can't resist engaging with the idiot when we need him here!!!
(Sorry Carol - we know he's distasteful to say the least).
Steviepinhead · 17 January 2006
Stephen, dude! You snagged both 800 and 850!
I see we've dropped off the front page, so I'd better go carefully and in redundant detail describe to lala how to find his way "home."
I'm not saying anything directly to evil-peach, though. One must maintain a certain standard.
Dean Morrison · 17 January 2006
I've left another message on the 'Real Pandas Thumb' thread If you guys can help encourage the others to send him here every time he pops up to demolish another thread I'd appreciate it.
AC · 17 January 2006
Stephen has found me out. I'm really an agent of the People's Front of Judea. But I insist that none of you begin stoning me until I blow this whistle, even if I say "Jehovah".
Stephen Elliott · 17 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 17 January 2006
Ghost of Paley:
Okay - got 'McWhorter' mixed up with 'Derbyshire' - neither of them known outside your shores of course.
now what the flying f***? is 'Big Bra' Paley?
Steviepinhead · 17 January 2006
I think that's honkey Paley's pitiful attempt to mimic a 'black' accent: Big Bra => Big Bro' => Big Brother => The Oppressive Evilutionist Brotherhood...
But with Paley, meaning is always an elusive entity.
Steviepinhead · 17 January 2006
Yo, calling "Scary" Larry!
Ohhh Larrr-eee. Are you just too chicken to come back to your "home" thread and take a lickin'?
That's what I thought, bawk bawk, Larry is a milquetoast, a wussy, a wittle bittle bambina!
(I realize that you may have to go to Wikipedia to understand some of those terms, Larry, but in the meantime just take my word for it that your intellectual virility has now been called into question.)
Randy · 17 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 18 January 2006
Louis · 18 January 2006
Sir Toejam,
Listen mush, when I (a Limey) need advice about irony from a Septic Tank, I'll bloody ask for it! ;-) (Just messing of course!) Of course she's projecting, that's what makes her statements ironic. Have you never heard that Alanis Morisette song? Hee hee hee!
Randy,
My bad for insuinuating the whole tome! I meant that if one is supporting the view that bits of the bible predicts certain aspects of science based on some contextual analysis etc, then the best one can expect is to develop a document that doesn't contradict modern science. You'll never get on that predicts modern science, the information simply isn't in there no matter how hard you twist words.
You have proved my point nicely though. The way you have reconciled your faith and science is by treating those bits of your faith that clatter against the evidence science presents as allegorical. This is in essence what Carol is suggesting we do. She is saying that if we read the bible (or sections of it) "properly translated" then we will be able to "interpret" the bible (or those sections of it) "correctly" so they don't contradict modern science. All this basically is is her waving her hands and dismissing sections/interpretations she doesn't like and emphasising bits she does. Just like what you say you do, where there's a conflict reach for the allegory book, where there isn't a conflict tout it as prediction!
It simply doesn't do the job it says it does.
Stephen Elliott · 18 January 2006
As amusing as I find Larry, enough is enough.
He definitely needs his own special area to play in.
It would seem that nearly every time he posts there are a few statements that are incorrect. The only choices atm are:
1. Ignore them. Which could lead a lurker to believe they are correct.
or
2. Shoot them down. Which quickly derails a thread (especially as he tends to reply with a statement containing more errors).
So come on over here Larry. Make this your playpen.
Steviepinhead · 18 January 2006
Larry, Larry, he could not take the heat:
The thread got so hot--Larry beat his feet!
Larry, you're just not scaring us too well--
Or you'd already have answered our bell!
It's tough, I know, being a teen retiree
--too broke to pay for your own ISP!
It's hard to learn when over the hill, with
too few neurons, and so much time to kill!
The thinking is tough on Thumb's other threads,
trying to back with facts those things you've said,
slapped down as boring, and then just ignored,
why won't you do as we've so long implored!
Just come on back down to the "Dembski" thread,
so comfy and quiet for Larry's head:
with maximal posts, yet minimal sense, from Oh Carol, and Heddle--all your friends!
I know you'd rather run free like Steve Steve,
with a sesamoid thumb for stripping leaves,
and a color scheme that's hard to believe,
but this zoo has rules, our heart's on our sleeve,
And if you won't learn, or make us all laugh,
though it seems quite mean, we drag the riff-raff
back into the sty from which they first climbed.
It's our way to say, "This kid's lost his mind!"
Sir_Toejam · 18 January 2006
nice. decent creativity and pace.
I give it a 7.5 out of 10.
the subject material is a bit dated ;)
Steviepinhead · 18 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 18 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 18 January 2006
Stevie Pinhead
you're a wasted talent here.. well wasted on Paley anyway..
I'. a singer-songwriter myself so I tried out those lyrics with the first jazzy progression that cme to me.
I could almost be a minor hit if it was about anything but Larry..
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++==
... thread dying............
... need trolls......
...need trollss
,, neeed trolsschs#
... Daisy Daisy.......
Sweeney Todd · 18 January 2006
Oh, hey all you evolutionists that think you have proof that your faith is the correct one, you should contact Dr. Kent Hovind at www.drdino.com because he'll pay you $250,000 if you can give him just one shred of truth about your religion of evolution. Go for it ... since you surely sound convinced. Oh by the way, since there is not one shred of evidence proving evolution, that would make it a faith or a religion (since that is what you call Creationism). Therefore, it should not be taught in public schools because after all, doesn't that violate church-and-state rules we've fabricated into the Constitution of the United States?
P.S. Let me know when you get that $250,000. I will be the first to congratulate you.
Steviepinhead · 18 January 2006
Thanks for the kind words, Dean, though in my case, "frustrated" songwriter would be more accurate.
And, not to worry, one thing we've learned in our time here is that--like a retarded video game stuck on the same "level"--no matter how many of them we vanquish, more trolls will just keep falling out of the sky, howling their same old recycled "battle cries."
Sir_Toejam · 18 January 2006
Liz (the lurker) uncloaked · 18 January 2006
To add to the effort to get 1000 posts....
It has been bothering me that a local talk show host (also a councilman in Houston (sigh)) posed the question as the topic of the day "Why are scientists so afraid of ID?"
I know my initial portion of my answer would be, "The assumption of the question is wrong...scientists are not afraid of ID."
Then I have been contemplating about what would be a good analogy for the general masses of why it is inappropriate to have ID taught in science classes. I have come up with the following (being the in state where football (American style of course for the Britishers) is like a religion *smirk* although the concept may also work for soccer)
It would be the same as allowing an "intelligent" football with an
internal guidance system that would avoid players of the other team (therefore no interceptions) and would only seek out players of its own team. It also would hover above the ground so that a fumble would never occur (if a team member happen to let loose of the ball, he/she would be able to scoop it up without it ever being called dead). Also
when kicked it would always end up between the goal posts for field goals/point after touchdowns.
Only my team would be able to have such a football and you would have to play with my football every time you played me. Basically this makes playing the game irrelevant in that every time you played me I would win because I would score all the points and you would never win.
(Note I am a casual observer of football, not a fan although maybe the Texans would have done better this year if the rules allowed my football)
As Linda Richman would say...discuss!
Randy · 18 January 2006
Louis,
The difference, I hope, being that I'd never look to the Bible as a source of prediction! The Bible seems moderately historical -- archaeologists have found some remains of cities using, in part, information found in the Bible. It also informs the faith of those who have faith. But science? A source of facts about the world and the universe? I don't think so! It is, however, deeply revealing about us humans nature.
Sir_Toejam · 18 January 2006
argy stokes · 19 January 2006
Um, I'm sorry, that (Sweeney) was me. It was a desperate attempt to save Dean, but I guess I was too late. Instead of coming up with anything original, I decided to steal something from the great fstdt.com. STJ, have there really been Hovind trolls here?
Sir_Toejam · 19 January 2006
C.S. · 19 January 2006
Hi
Interesting thread.
I'm a middle school teacher in Hercules, California (Northern California). Yesterday was the first day back after the winter break so I thought I'd have a little fun in biology class.
I opened up the class by talking about Santa Claus, when students found out he was fake, how it made them feel, and why their parents told them about it.
And then -- hee hee -- we moved on to "intelligent design" and I gave them the lowdown on the lowbrow "scientists" who promote it, the Dover trial, and all the lies about evolution that are accompany it. The discussion afterwards was interesting and several students asked me my own opinion about God and other stuff so I gave it with caveats. Afterwards a couple of students came up to me and admitted they were having second thoughts about their religious beliefs (I'll leave it to you to guess which religion they had been raised in) and the discussion had sealed it for them: they were atheists. One of them (a young lady) was crying and I asked her if she was okay and she said she was happy to have figure the stuff out finally but was angry with her parents for telling her lies about scientists and evolution.
All in all, it was a good day. I think I'll make this an annual ritual.
Are there any other teachers here with similar stories to share?
Liz ( the lurker) · 19 January 2006
STJ responded:
"if that had been rephrased to:
"Why are scientists so angry at ID? " that might actually have been interesting. However, even that has been covered before, so the journalist would have had to have a new angle for it to really be interesting.
It sure ain't fear."
I know it ain't fear, unfortunately that seems to be how the press is playing this issue...maybe that is what is needed for the Scientist PR message is to stress that anger is the emotion that is driving factor in this fight against ID and its precessors in all its evolving forms.
Regarding my local council critter, up to the point of hearing this topic presented the way he did, I had thought he was a reasonable person. His original radio show was offering advice on real estate transactions..he is a real estate broker. However, his true colors have been revealed and he has lost my vote in the next election.
CS -- good for you...I would like to have had you as my biology teacher. Please do carry on the tradition..every little bit helps.
Liz · 19 January 2006
My $.02 on why Larry is quiet.. I don't think he knows how to get back to this thread since it has fallen off the front page...maybe some nice soul will volunteer to send him the link by responding to one of his posts on another thread...The nice librarian did not tell him about checking the archives...and I am not aware of a wikipedia article on the subject.
Stephen Elliott · 19 January 2006
Dean Morrison · 19 January 2006
Paul Flocken · 19 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 19 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 19 January 2006
Steviepinhead · 19 January 2006
Hi, just stopping by, looking for LaLa (plus I couldn't resist being 888--I wonder who pulled off 666?).
Oops, I see some steam and sparks exiting the seams of the thread about the Seattle P-I's op-eds. That probably means LaLa has migrated over there...
Little Larry Bawk-Bawk-A-Chick,
why are you so afraid
to come back the The Thread You Made?
Steviepinhead · 19 January 2006
Oops, while my comment was in preview, Stephen Elliott may have beaten me out for 888.
(Whine! He nabs all the really cool numbers.)
Anyway, LaLa, how come all the cool people are over here--except you? Maybe you just don't have what it takes, eh?
Or were you just so shaken uover the news about Santa Claus?
Paul Flocken · 20 January 2006
Steviepinhead · 20 January 2006
Still no LaLaLarry.
What seems to be the problem, "Scary" guy?
Savagemutt · 20 January 2006
Just contributing in my own content-free manner.
Stephen Elliott · 20 January 2006
A quick bump for this thread.
Hoping Larry will come on over. Not likely but possible.
Steviepinhead · 20 January 2006
Steadily creeping up towards Big Numbah Nine Hundred...!
Who wants it? Who really wants it?
Can I hear someone shout, "I want that number!"
Steviepinhead · 20 January 2006
argy stokes · 20 January 2006
I know I'm a bit late on the beer conversation, but...
Pinhead:
Next time you're on campus make sure to swing by the Pub at the College Inn and drink some Hale's Cream Ale. It's a good thing that the stuff doesn't come in bottles; otherwise, I'd be drinking it for breakfast!
Sir_Toejam · 20 January 2006
I
Sir_Toejam · 20 January 2006
posted
Sir_Toejam · 20 January 2006
900
Sir_Toejam · 21 January 2006
to celebrate, I chilled a sixer of Mackeson XXX, sliced off a bit of Dubliner cheese, put it on a bit of curried pita bread, and am now throwing out my line to troll for Larrys.
Stephen Elliott · 21 January 2006
99 to go.
So, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
STJ is that Mackeson an Irish stout?
Sir_Toejam · 21 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 21 January 2006
well, at least it WAS brewed in Kent, once upon a time.
I have no idea where exactly it's brewed now. Bedfordshire, maybe?
Stephen Elliott · 21 January 2006
Alan Fox · 21 January 2006
A whole week away working, must have missed a few pithy comments. Anyone able to fast-track me?
steve s · 21 January 2006
check out the excellent threads The Bathroom Wall and Official Uncommon Pissant Discussion over at After the Bar Closes.
steve s · 21 January 2006
Oh yeah, Newcastle is good. What's everbody's favorite beers? I need to expand my horizons.
Stephen Elliott · 21 January 2006
Abbot Ale
London Pride
Bombardier
Old speckled hen
Stella
Holsten pills
John Smiths (by handpump in Yorkshire [not the cans])
Many more.
ben · 21 January 2006
Sam Smith's Winter Welcome and Pale Ale
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
Anchor Liberty Ale
Guinness
Alan Fox · 21 January 2006
Adnams
Although based in Suffolk they do have one London pub, The Bridge House at 218 Tower Bridge Road (A100), SE1 2UP.
Stephen Elliott · 21 January 2006
Stephen Elliott · 21 January 2006
Jim Harrison · 21 January 2006
With the right system of interpretation, it is always possible to find any message in any text. I believe theoretical cryptoanalysis has a theorem to that effect. The relevant point is not that one can torture Genesis to agree with contemporary science--you could make it consistent with Winnie the Pooh if you liked--but that as a matter of fact science learned nothing useful from Genesis. Information did not flow from scripture to science as it certainly did from the Greek philosophers. Historically speaking, biology has a debt to Aristotle but not Moses. And you don't have to stand on your head and assert a special knowledge of Attic Greek to find reasonable ideas in Aristotle.
Steviepinhead · 21 January 2006
Argy, thanks for the recommendation (though I'm on campus in rather a rushed hiatus from my day job, and at too early a time of day to really justify a beer--even a truly delectable one!).
I'll keep the recommendation in mind for a lazy Saturday.
Hmm, come to think of it, today is Saturday!
Dean Morrison · 21 January 2006
Anyone spotted Larry lately?
Steviepinhead · 21 January 2006
He's drooling about over on the Fordham thread, last I noticed.
So sad, that he won't come back here where even his most vapid posts would still be making a contribution of a, heh heh, "kind."
Well, gotta be off for that ale...
Sir_Toejam · 21 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 21 January 2006
oh and of course, i never drink my stouts below 50, or above 60 F.
when i say "chilled" you need to know that i live in the desert. beer at 80 F isn't very pleasant to my palate, so some refrigeration is required.
hard to find that in most of the pubs around here tho.
there is ONE irish pub that actually serves guinness on tap at the right temp., but one can only drink so much guiness. I do like a bit of diversity.
Sir_Toejam · 21 January 2006
going back to the person who posted the story about teaching middle school kids about the inanity of ID...
I think Paul might have something when he says it likely the poster was a troll, trying to see if we would take that bait and start some sort of ridiculous back-slapping party.
there was something "fishy" about that post, and the fact that the poster never returned lends credence to Paul's contention.
Red Mann · 21 January 2006
My favorite was Younger's Tarten Special, but the last time I was in Scotland (2001) it was damed hard to find. STJ, I'm not sure about too much Guiness, I drank 10 pints one night in Castlerock (Northern Ireland). Pissed black the next day though. It's hard to find a good brew in the US, I have to be content with Amberbock and Killians for local brew. Of course there's always Pub Guiness with those nifty little bubble makers. Anyway as an old ad I saw in the UK back in the 70's said "Your beer is good".
Stephen Elliott · 22 January 2006
Back to beer.
A few years ago I was in ST. Louis.
There is an area of the town called The French Quarter IIRC.
There is a whole bunch of micro-brewery bars there.
They would let you sample various beers in those conical water dispenser type paper cups, you could then try a few before buying a glass of the one you prefer. That was a good night.
California. I discovered a beer called red elephant beer. At least I think that was the name. Not too bad.
Sir_Toejam · 22 January 2006
ahh yes, CA has quite a few microbreweries. used to have more... they seem to be disappearing of late. must have something to do with global warming or acid rain or somesuch.
no matter where you go tho, homebrew is typically better than anything you can buy in a bottle.
otoh, i can't speak for the reverend Lenny's "Viking Piss". (I wonder if that will drag Lenny back in here)
hmm. not too far to go...
wager on who will take 1000?
Rules:
can't bet on yourself.
can't bet after count goes past 990.
winner gets.... what? a sixpac of their choice (price and shipping to be paid by participants)?
Stephen Elliott · 22 January 2006
Not betting on self could be problematic.
Example: If I was to bet on you then you could scupper my chances by not posting after about 992.
I reckon we should only be allowed to bet on ourselves.
Paul Flocken · 22 January 2006
Steviepinhead,
Perhaps I should also be more charitable as well. Yet I see the obvious glee and pride displayed and suspect what this teacher did was done with intent. If so the poster is extremely naive. Picture a devout family at dinner and some student of this teacher announcing that they had become an atheist because of a discussion in class and they were angry at their parents for lying to them. Can you say backlash? Can you say lawsuit? The teacher's intent or method are really going to be irrelevant as far as the parents are concerned, only his result.
And since it is our contention that ID is religion, then explaining it in class with the intention of showing it to be false is attacking religion. The post may not have specifically attacked any specific student's specific religion, but there is only one religion that really matters in this country and in this particular controversy.
I still think the possibility the poster is a troll is a good one. As STJ said, the post is "fishy".
Paul
P.S., STJ I think your name is fine. I originally thought it a play on your initials. I wish I had the imagination to have a clever handle.
Paul Flocken · 22 January 2006
Did anyone bother to point out to Carol that Panda's Thumb is a pub? That makes beer a legitimate off-topic topic. If one is going to derail a thread than it should at least be an official off-topic derailment. Additionally, it is the official meeting place of Delta Pi Gamma, and what's a fraternity without beer? Maybe Wesley Elsberry could create an official beer thread and sticky it to the front page. Or maybe one of the fine frat brothers could start one over at AtBC.
Stephen Elliott · 22 January 2006
I finish work in 60-90 mins.
Perhaps I will relocate from this virtual pub to a real one.
k.e. · 22 January 2006
Stephen you said:
"Let the Earth bring forth..."
;>
Surely that is a biblical scientific prediction. No? Why?
"Let the Earth bring forth..." and let us all by the love of life be grateful
These are 'boons' to be savored like a fine wine, in good company, with grace.
Science is 'work with tools' the boon is not a bunch of text's or even thoughts or tools but the benefit it gives to mankind as a whole and as with any tool must be kept clean and sharp.
The language and the images created by the bible are not factual reality but an aid to deciphering our relationships and social environment and relation to the earth as a provider not our understanding of something we see in a microscope.
Biblical predictions are literary constructs by artists with a knowledge of the workings of the human mind, just like any poetry it resonates or is lost.
That in a way is the beauty of some of it, but for my mind it has too many pitfalls to be really useful, except for countering some of the inanity that the hucksters bring up.
Stephen Elliott · 22 January 2006
Damn you k.e.
Can't you write in plain English?
I had to go and look "huckster" up.
;
k.e. · 22 January 2006
Thanks SE I'm on a crusade to bring back "hucksters" into our etiolated language ;
Stephen Elliott · 22 January 2006
Forsooth, I verilly had to inquire as into the humour of the locution that is etiolated.
;
Stephen Elliott · 22 January 2006
69 to go...well 68 now I guess.
I just quite like 69.
Sir_Toejam · 22 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 22 January 2006
about my handle...
over the years, I've collected any number of explanations as to its meaning; here's just a few:
-a reference to playing barefoot football (soccer)
(from the Beatles song, "Come Together" => 'toejam football')
-a reference to a foot fungus (most obvious and common, refers all the way back to WWI IIRC)
-a reference to a personality type (a tojammer is someone who steps on other folks "toes" so to speak)
I won't bore you with a big list. but i will add that Paul is the first one to correctly guess that part of it also has to do with my initials! another part is simply me getting tired of folks taking their handles so seriously; as if an online name actually means anything at all.
Very few folks know the core of where the handle actually came from; and I don't intend to reveal it here.
the "Sir" prefix was added about 10 years ago for two reasons:
1. for several years, I was the only one i ever saw on the net who used the handle "Toejam", but in the early 90's, i started seeing that handle pop up quite frequently (go figure), so much so that on many sites i would register on, it was already taken!
2. adding "Sir" in front of something that already sounds so silly was just adding to the "nuance" of it. I find I get a small bit of amusement out of setting someone up to insult my handle, and then i can say, "hey!, that's SIR toejam to you, buddy!"
how's that for "post filling"?
Paul Flocken · 22 January 2006
Post filling,
I've seen most people use their initials for handles. I think that lacks in imagination. However, I can't use my full initials for two different reasons. My full name is Paul Dennis Flocken II. Use pdf and I look like a file. Worse, though, was pointed out to me almost ten years ago when I first went online. People thought I made my handle PDFII by dropping the e, o, i, and e from pedofile (even though the 'f' sound is really a ph). I lost that handle real quick. My chemistry teacher in high school pointed out that if I was knighted my initials could stand for sharp, principal, diffuse, and fundamental. SPDF would be pretty neat.
Now back to your regularly scheduled...
Paul
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Dean Morrison · 22 January 2006
You did all realise I was joking, (or at the very best delirious) when I suggested a '1000 post' thread?
http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/2006/01/intelligent_des_19.html#comment-70681
... what monster have I created here?
.. incidentally I think Larry really deserves the honour of the '1000th post'
I think there should be a special prize for anyone who can get him back here........
Sir_Toejam · 22 January 2006
don't get too inflated.
several sites i have posted on have managed to drive discussions into thousand post multi-week fests.
it's always fun.
no agreement on terms for a wager yet?
argy stokes · 23 January 2006
I do indeed like the handle "Sir_Toejam," but I'm afraid it can't hold a candle to my favorites at this pub, "Snaxolotl" and "Uberhobo." Man, I wish I had thought of those rather than a silly name which I later realized is an anagram for "Gay Strokes."
Alan Fox · 23 January 2006
Steviepinhead · 23 January 2006
Paul Flocken, thanks for your response.
Since we haven't heard back from "CS," I won't get too exercised on this behalf.
My feeling is that it certainly is legal, and defensible against parental upset, to tell the truth (in an appropriate curriculum segment of an appropriate course) about false scientific claims such as ID--even if they are underlain by the religious beliefs of a certain stripe of Christianity.
But tact can be wise in certain circumstances, and there arguably were clues that "CS" had been less than tactful. At a minimum. Unless he returns, I'll let it go with that.
Stephen Elliott · 23 January 2006