"The future of intelligent design, as far as I'm concerned, has very little to do with the outcome of the Dover case," Mr. West said. "The future of intelligent design is tied up with academic endeavors. It rises or falls on the science."
— John West
So, what is Intelligent Design, if it is not scientifically relevant?The Templeton Foundation, a major supporter of projects seeking to reconcile science and religion, says that after providing a few grants for conferences and courses to debate intelligent design, they asked proponents to submit proposals for actual research. "They never came in," said Charles L. Harper Jr., senior vice president at the Templeton Foundation, who said that while he was skeptical from the beginning, other foundation officials were initially intrigued and later grew disillusioned. "From the point of view of rigor and intellectual seriousness, the intelligent design people don't come out very well in our world of scientific review," he said.
— Charles L. Harper Jr., senior vice president at the Templeton Foundation
Story: Academics consider "intelligent design" museum talk Not surprising the DI PR is spinning its wheels again with John West accusing the author of misrepresentations. The mainstream press finally is seeing through the politically motivated Wedge Strategy and realizing that it has no scientific relevance. Dembski 'responds' withNumbers said that at heart, the proponents of intelligent design "want to change the definition of science" to include God, an issue he predicted would end up in the Supreme Court. "One of the most successful PR campaigns we've seen in recent years," he added, "is intelligent design."
— Ronald Numbers
Which makes it even more surprising that ID has not managed to submit proposals for actual research to the Templeton Foundation... After all, isn't ID covered by Dembski's description of Templeton's discipline: A largely invented concept based on a confusing use of the term complexity which is scientifically vacuous? Dembski continuesThe Templeton Foundation promotes, as Stephen Jay Gould used to criticize (see here), a form of syncretism between science and religion. I frankly doubt that there is one research paper published in the natural sciences (I'm not talking about medical journals that discuss the efficacy of prayer in healing) that acknowledges the Templeton Foundation as having provided essential research support (e.g., in the form of salaries for lab techs, lab equipment costs, etc.) for that project to be completed. Templeton supports research in that fuzzy new discipline that it has largely invented, known as science-religion, and not in science per se.
Fundamental ID Research published in PNAS and JMB? What could this possibly be referring to? Axe's work? Extreme functional sensitivity to conservative amino acid changes on enzyme exteriors. J Mol Biol. 2000 Aug 18;301(3):585-95. Estimating the prevalence of protein sequences adopting functional enzyme folds. J Mol Biol. 2004 Aug 27;341(5):1295-315. Is this the kind of fundamental ID research Dembski is talking about? Was it not Axe who commented that he did not consider this research much relevant to ID?I know for a fact that Discovery Institute tried to interest the Templeton Foundation in funding fundamental research on ID that would be publishable in places like PNAS and Journal of Molecular Biology (research that got funded without Templeton support and now has been published in these journals), and the Templeton Foundation cut off discussion before a proposal was even on the table.
Intelligent design in biology has been supported by several peer-reviewed journals and books, including: See also: Bill Dembski and the case of the unsupported assertion A new institute? I wasn't finished with the old one! Seems that ID's fundamental research is mostly about showing under which circumstances natural selection is unable to explain particular features. Of course, ID's explanation remains fundamentally absent. But that should not be a surprise to those familiar with Dembski's viewpoint on this topic:Axe (2000) finds that changing 20 percent of the external amino acids in a couple proteins causes them to lose their original function, even though individual amino acid changes did not. There was no investigation of change of function. Axe's paper is not even a challenge to Darwinian evolution, much less support for intelligent design. Axe himself has said that he has not attempted to make an argument for design in any of his publications
The scientific vacuity of Intelligent Design is self-evident. If the future of ID depends on the science as West puts it, ID is is in real trouble. P.S. While I had correctly guessed the name of the author, on closer scrutiny the papers Dembski may have been referring to is the JMB paper which mentions the Discovery Institute's support:As for your example, I'm not going to take the bait. You're asking me to play a game: "Provide as much detail in terms of possible causal mechanisms for your ID position as I do for my Darwinian position." ID is not a mechanistic theory, and it's not ID's task to match your pathetic level of detail in telling mechanistic stories. If ID is correct and an intelligence is responsible and indispensable for certain structures, then it makes no sense to try to ape your method of connecting the dots. True, there may be dots to be connected. But there may also be fundamental discontinuities, and with IC systems that is what ID is discovering.
— Dembski
Douglas D. Axe, Nicholas W. Fostera and Alan R. Fersht An irregular β-bulge common to a group of bacterial RNases is an important determinant of stability and function in barnase Journal of Molecular Biology Volume 286, Issue 5 , 12 March 1999, Pages 1471-1485 The PNAS paper does not mention any such support.D.A. was the recipient of a fellowship from the Discovery Institute.
230 Comments
Dignan · 5 December 2005
We have a new piece, on Intelligent Design this week that I think you will find fascinating reading. Chalk us up as one group of Christians not buying Intelligent Design.
lamuella · 5 December 2005
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BWE · 5 December 2005
That caught me too.
I was explaining some of the various niches in pacific Northwest coastal waters to a group of 8th graders last year and I was pointing out the fish that adapted to sandy bottoms and how there were several species that had adapted to it in different ways. Here I was thinking that I was about to go into a discussion of these ecosystems when a kid piped up "You're gonne try and tell us that these things evolved aren't you? You can't tell me that this fish was just swimming along and all the sudden developed a way to lie on its side that just happenned to help it in a specific place." Or something close to that. I was flabbergasted. I was so unprepared for the remark that my reply was basically "No I won't try to tell you that. Now, moving right along, these species evolved through selective pressures..." And I went into a 10 minute riff on the difference between a flounder and a halibut. I missed the opportunity to educate the other 29 kids on the different ecosystems. I only spent 5 minutes out of an hour on tidepools. Tidepools. The only part that they will probably ever come into contact with and I spend a lousy 5 minutes.
The other 29 had no problem with the evolution part.
Russell · 5 December 2005
Geez. Dembski's alienated the premier baptist-affiliated college (Baylor), his would be allies in Dover (TMLC and FTE), now the Templeton Foundation*. He'll have to be careful how he treats sycophants like
WormtailSalvador; that may be all he has left.*Kicking around in the back of my mind somewhere is a vague memory that Dembski was crowing several months back about how he had just been conferring with the Templeton Foundation folks (in England, IIRC) in connection with their solicitation for research grant applications. If anyone can dig that one up, please do. I'm too busy today with actual science research.
harry eaton · 5 December 2005
BWE · 5 December 2005
The power of propoganda. The propoganda of Power. How did we get here again?
Mark · 5 December 2005
Either this ID thing is going to die on the vine, or it's going to spread like cancer. Hopefully the former will happen, but if not, then we might start seeing newspaper, radio, and t.v. ads advocating ID (i.e. attacking the scientific theory of evolution). Does anyone think that there's enough financial backing out there to start such a campaign? And would the scientific community be able to fund a counter campaign? Politics ... ugh!
Norman Doering · 5 December 2005
Mark · 5 December 2005
Continuing from my previous comment, pretend for a moment that you are a leading proponent of ID (let's say, someone from DI). Somehow you manage to secure the necessary financial backing. What's your next move?
shenda · 5 December 2005
"Either this ID thing is going to die on the vine, or it's going to spread like cancer. Hopefully the former will happen, but if not, then we might start seeing newspaper, radio, and t.v. ads advocating ID (i.e. attacking the scientific theory of evolution)."
I doubt this will happen. When ID was a general idea floating around as an alternative to Evolution, it received wide spread support from people who liked the idea of a scientific theory that supported their religious beliefs.
The more ID has come under scrutiny, the more it has become obvious that it is not science, and more importantly, that the ID proponents are less than honest. I believe this dishonesty is undermining their support in what should be ID's core supporters - non fundie religious conservatives. However, these folks are smarter than IDers would like, and they do not think that "Lying For Jesus" is a good thing. They actually take the Ten Commandments seriously and their faith is strong enough not to require scientific proof. Further, most religious conservatives will be/are greatly offended when their faith is consider on par with Astrology, which is one of the requirements for ID to be accepted as science.
Norman Doering · 5 December 2005
theo · 5 December 2005
Russell: the trumphalist Dembski post about the Templeton foundation was probably this one?
http://www.uncommondescent.com/index.php/archives/19
I have a fairly dim view of the money Templeton is throwing around at science/religion, but their bashing of the IDiots is hilarious and entirely justifiable.
There's a world of difference between Templeton's moderate kooks in the mold of Teilhard de Chardin, and the Discovery Institute's lying self-proclaimed geniuses.
Mark · 5 December 2005
Norman. Dembski studying dolphin language - that's funny. But that would mean engaging in real scientific work. They've had .... hmm .... a decade or so to do this?
I really hope this ID thing keeps getting hammered by the scientific community, but they're more interested in the political side of this than the scientific side. It makes me a little suspicous of their real motives. Do you think that all these guys who leading proponents of ID really believe in the validity of ID?
Bayesian Bouffant, FCD · 5 December 2005
Madam Pomfrey · 5 December 2005
"Do you think that all these guys who leading proponents of ID really believe in the validity of ID?"
Reminds me of what my dad (a WWII Air Force combat veteran) used to say when Falwell, Swaggart or Robertson would show up on TV with their distortions and crude carny pitches for money: "They've got to be ATHEISTS to get up there and spread those con-artist lies without fear of retribution!"
:-)
Jason · 5 December 2005
Well, it looks like the DI funded a project. This is amazing.
They actually funded research that was published in a reputable peer-reviewed journal. Too bad it had nothing to do with Darwinism, ID, or anything of the sort. But, hey, the grad students thank you for their stipend.
Jason · 5 December 2005
Yeah, they say "some" features, "certain" features.
This means that there are a limited number of "things" that look to them to be designed.
If they admit that most features of the universe and life are NOT designed, then how do they explain them?
All the non-flagella out there are the result of ... what... to them?
It has to be Natural Selection.
They are Darwinists.
Mark · 5 December 2005
Hey Bayesian. I really like your idea for Disneyland - it would fit them to a tee. All make believe!
Mark · 5 December 2005
Hi Madam Pomfrey.
Yeah, with all the flaws in ID (not to mention any credible evidence at all), makes ya wonder why these guys keep peddling it? It's starting to look like some of these ID advocates like Dembski are knowingly lying, especially about any real scientific work.
Norman Doering · 5 December 2005
Norman Doering · 5 December 2005
Madam Pomfrey · 5 December 2005
"Some were just con artists, but people like Pat Robertson are probably psychotic"
Point well taken. Based on the crank letters I get, most self-described creationists or "ID supporters" are just a) confused people who are afraid of what they don't know, and don't recognize bad used-car salesmen when they see them, or b) right-wing political fanatics who just see this as another way to bash the "left," "scientists" and "professors" -- lumping them all together, of course. In both (a) and (b) groups, one finds people who are clearly envious of science's (and scientists') standing in modern society and want to "bring [them] down a notch." But some of them really are mentally unstable and delusional, and it says something that this type of personality is so well represented in "ID" circles.
This is over and above the simple fact that there is no scientific theory of ID -- just assertions and (often book-length) essays circling those assertions. No amount of hand-waving, rationalization, or rhetorical tricks can change that.
steve s · 5 December 2005
Madam Pomfrey · 5 December 2005
I should add that there's another type of creationist, who's afflicted by what I shall call the "Behe Syndrome" -- the engineer or scientist (almost always a non-specialist when it comes to evolutionary biology) who has gone through a born-again religious conversion and now desperately tries to cram the engineering/science into that framework. This person often becomes a vocal spokesperson for "ID" and attempts to give its religious assertions a scientific fiat based on his/her background and degrees. They depart from the scientific consensus not by their "radical" work a la Galileo or Pasteur, but because they have abandoned the scientific method and draw conclusions based entirely on conjecture and "interpretation" without experimentation (after all, one is only a scientist by virtue of doing science). Unlike their mainstream colleagues, they usually feel quite comfortable criticizing and lecturing on areas that are outside their specialty. Some of these have gotten tenure at major research institutions prior to evangelizing for "ID" and try to push "ID"-themed college courses under the radar. There aren't too many of these (yet), but the public unfortunately doesn't see the difference between them and their colleagues who are doing real research.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 5 December 2005
Jay Lallatin · 5 December 2005
I have just recently discovered this site. I find it very interesting how the dialog seems to flow. It is almost completely a "look at the size of my brain" contest that is overwhelmingly one sided. Those who try to argue the science of ID are intellectually fighting a battle that they can not win.
I believe that there is a God and that God created the worlds without number. I also know that to learn anything for ourselves and to discover treasures of knowledge, means to follow the scientific method. We can not accept the simple answer 'because God made it so' or 'because it was designed that way.' To do so would deny the fact that if things are the way they are because of the 'intelligent design' to which everything obeys, then what is that design, and how was it carried out. To learn how or why things are the way they are, we must approach science simply from our understanding. We cannot say that God caused it so.
And if we are to acknowledge that there is a God, then how did he create every thing.
My father explained to me once that to understand science or to understand God, then we must realize that there are natural laws and that only by operating in accordance to those laws can we achieve anything, and thus it is with God. It is by knowing how to operate with in the laws of nature that God created the worlds and everything found there in. If God did not follow these laws the very elements would rebel, because the elements only work within those laws.
In looking to discover the secrets of this creation, we do not set the bounds. They are already set, we are only trying to learn what they are and how to make those boundaries work for us.
Intelligent design can not replace scientific observations and theory. It is a matter of faith and faith is a hope of things which are unseen, which are true. You can not prove with science things that require faith. If we could, then there would be no challenge, no leap for us to make.
I would state that following the same vein, science can not disprove the existence of God, but merely shed some light on how God works in the physical world. That is why God is 'all knowing', he already understands every thing we are still trying to learn.
As you can see, this is indeed a circular argument. Why not accept that we are here to learn how things work, not to prove that there is or is not a God.
I am an Science Lab Instuctional Assistant at the local J.C. and am also still a student.
Mark · 5 December 2005
Steve.
Yeah, the money's important, too. But not all these IDers are making that kind of money. A loss for ID in the Dover case (let's hope) will be a major setback for these scoundrals. Maybe the people that paid Dembski $200/hr will ask for their money back!
shenda · 5 December 2005
"It's why ID/creationism/anti-evolution, in whatever form, will never get anywhere. (shrug)"
Rev Lenny, you're wrong here.
ID, at least is definitely going somewhere. It is now possible to show that ID is not only anti science, it is anti Christian. From now on whenever anybody says they support ID, I will ask them when they abandoned Christianity. After all, according the ID proponents, Christianity is the intellectual equivalent of Astrology. The ID proponents themselves have stated this *Under Oath*.
The Dover testimony allows us to transform this issue from a Religion vs Science debate to an Id vs. Religion debate. IMO, it will be much easier to show an ID supporter the vacuity of ID in this manner, than to attempt to give them a sound science education in less that a year or so. Which is what we usually try to do.
I think we all owe the TMLC a debt of gratitude.
steve s · 5 December 2005
To me it's like televangelism. You have your Jim Bakers (Dembski) and your acolytes (Cordova) who fund them. The greedy and the zealous.
Arden Chatfield · 5 December 2005
steve s · 5 December 2005
Hmmm. prob'ly not. my price sheet:
$200/hr - Satanism
$250/hr - NAMBLA
$300/hr - Dembski
k.e. · 5 December 2005
Shenda said
ID, at least is definitely going somewhere. It is now possible to show that ID is not only anti science, it is anti Christian.
I would go further
Anti truth and anti "love thy self and thy neighbor's world view and accept thy self and thy neighbor's world view" Jesus'(an all the other Great Mystics) word in the here and now in their truest sense .....at least to me anyway.
Any type of Fundamentalism/Obscuration/self love/hate only and projecting that onto other people(s) in an egotistical way -solipsism supported by an ideology/world view/private myth is the exact opposite.
From now on whenever anybody says they support ID, I will ask them when they abandoned
Christianity. and truth
After all, according the ID proponents, Christianity is the intellectual equivalent of Astrology. and a noble lie
The ID proponents themselves have stated this *Under Oath*. Their message is clear
The Dover testimony allows us to transform this issue from a Religion vs Science debate to an Id vs. Religion debate. noble lie vs noble truth
IMO, it will be much easier to show an ID supporter the vacuity of ID Fundamentalism of all types in this manner, than to attempt to give them a sound science education in less that a year or so. Which is what we usually try to do.
I think we all owe the TMLC a debt of gratitude.
for
1. rebuilding of the institutions of society
2. rebuilding The dominion that Adam first received and then lost by his Fall will be restored to redeemed Man..... in the here and now
3. the Renewal Science and Culture
4. the Renewal of Truth and Beauty.
hope that doesn't sound tooo fundamentalist ...blush
Norman Doering · 6 December 2005
k.e. · 6 December 2005
Norman
I suspect
dusty text and scriptsMyth and man's "timeless tales" came alive - poetically renewed for him :)Ed Darrell · 6 December 2005
Jay Lallatin,
With due respect, you're rather preaching to the choir here. No, this is not a "my brain's more crenulated than your brain" place -- but to ID advocates, who lack anything of intellectual substance to present on the issues, it must look that way. Unfortunately, when debunking ID, it is sometimes difficult NOT to come of as "I'm a lot brighter than you are." We have a saying in the law about such things: Res ipsa loquitur. Some lights can't be hidden under a bushel if you tried.
Here at PT you'll find a wide range of metaphysical beliefs. Some here are hard atheists, others agnostic; there are a few Buddhists, a few Jews, an occasional Moslem, and many of us follow Christian faiths. Most people come here because, like you, they are curious about how the world works.
That's what separates us from the ID movement.
Nice to have you drop by. You're right, our best percentage action is in trying to figure out the mysteries of biology.
Try telling that to the ID crowd.
Stick around for a while!
Renier · 6 December 2005
ID will not just die. Creationism did not just die.
Apologetics have a very real need to prove their claims and religious texts with science. This is the only reason that ID came to being. That need that the apologetics have, is not just going to go away, and science will always be the target of these people.
Just think about it. There was a new strategy that came out of all of this. "If we cannot make science say what we want it to say, then we need to redefine science to make it say what we want it to say". In this lies the real danger.
Science does not budge against their claims, but if science could be redefined (raped) to cater for the supernatural, then the apologetics will have the final victory.
Even here in South Africa we have ID apologetics pestering the Minister of Education to get it into the Biology classes. We don't have a First Amendment protecting us from religious nuts. Religion gets crammed down kids's throats like you would not believe.
That is why the Dover trial is important. We need to be able to tell the ID people here that ID got kicked out in America because it is BS. The ID people here are going from church to church spreading their disease all over. It's a bad thing, because they would not allow a scientist going from church to church telling people why ID is BS. People are gullible, and that is one horse that ID is riding.
I am sick and tired of this. It takes one IDiot to make a little "scientific" statement in the churches and it takes years and years to debunk it to the public. Just think about it. How many people today, out there, still believes they found Noah's ark??? One rumor is all it takes.
Make an effort to debunk ID on TV and in the Media. It's not just your country that is battling this dogma.
GT(N)T · 6 December 2005
"Make an effort to debunk ID on TV and in the Media."
There's the rub. It's hard to debunk a religious idea, and that is what ID is. "God done it!" Well fine, it's not science. That's irrelevant to many believers. For so many, God and His work is a fact, and it's the only meaningful fact. Nothing a scientist says on TV, in the press, or on a debate platform is going to convince the masses otherwise.
Good luck in South Africa, though.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 6 December 2005
JONBOY · 6 December 2005
Jay Lallatin,I know that many others are going to answer your post,my comment would be
1 Why are you working in a Lab,
2 Which God did the creating(yours I assume)
3 How do you know that things unseen are true
4 Science does not try to prove Gods existence,can you?
5 Who or what created your God(anything complex requires a creator)
I could go on but is there any point
Renier · 6 December 2005
Keith Douglas · 6 December 2005
Re: the dolphin (?)language. I would suspect that if Dembski were somehow forced into such a position that he would have no trouble forging a result after what seemed like an appropriate amount of time. (What result? Whatever was theologically most appropriate. Most fundies probably are all for the "unique humans" thing and thus I'd guess he'd assert that the dolphins aren't using a language.)
JONBOY · 6 December 2005
Re the dolphin language.The leading authority in this field are 2 Russians, Valdamir Markov and Vera Ostrovskaya, both have claimed to have personal communications with the dolphins.All we need is for Dembski to learn Russian and then try to dispute the assertions.
sanjait · 6 December 2005
"Dolphins and Gaia are the kind of beliefs you find in people often considered "left-wing nut jobs," which I really am closer to, and some ID concepts would fit into Gaia nicely --- the planet isn't only alive - it's smart too."
I'm extremely skeptical of the Gaia hypothesis. To me, it's lack of a causal explantion (why would the planet be adaptive?) and vague use of otherwise defined terms like "alive" is slightly ID-like, although Gaia supporters no doubt have a less of the righteous indignation that makes IDists so irritating and wrong.
However, I do strongly believe in dolphins. I swear I remember seeing one in a park when I was young, and I think the literature is fairly conclusive on their existence.
sanjait · 6 December 2005
Jay said- "Why not accept that we are here to learn how things work, not to prove that there is or is not a God."
I find one of the replies to your post ironic in that while pointing out how this site isn't a big-brain contest, Ed used the word "crenulated" and followed it with a quote in Latin. But seriously, there are some serious scientists who produce and read this site, and it is easy to appear haughty and carry superior airs when responding to an ID movement full of lay people, frauds and religious fundamentalists who purport to tell us how we aren't really experts in our fields.
Regarding your quote stated above, I and probably most of the people here would completely agree with you. As scientists, we don't study God. One of the fundamental misunderstandings some people have is that evolutionary theory excludes the existence of a higher power. Real science doesn't make claims it can't back up, so this position is not a scientific one, as the vast majority of scientists would agree. Some people may say that evolutionary theory supports atheism, (notably, a few atheists and many religious people who feel their beliefs are threatened by the old earth and common descent) but these people have ventured outside the realm of science entirely.
Flint · 6 December 2005
ybj · 6 December 2005
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Intelligent Design v. Darwin's Theory
This entire debate could be tempered if we will just change the officially recognized title of Darwin's theory to Darwin's law. Fundamentalists are by nature law-abiding citizens, so this nominal change in title will provide the necessary link to guide the confused back to reality. School boards everywhere can return to the heady days of sex-education debate, and the sins of prayer before Friday night's game.
We must first provide an example or two of accepted laws. There is the Law of Gravity, for example. That's meat & potatoes for you. Black and white. No gray matter, or area. It's the theories that get us in trouble. How about the Theory of Relativity? Why don't we encourage the Reverends Dobson & Falwell to take on that one? They will argue, no doubt, that 'they are to relative,' by god! No, we better stick to laws.
There is the Law of Averages. But that's too nebulous. How about the Law of Diminishing Returns? (See aforementioned Reverends). Speaking of laws: Didn't we decide all this at the Scopes trial early last century? Or at least in Epperson v. Arkansas in 1968? In The Dictionary of Cultural Literacy's index, after Dark Ages comes dark horse, Darrow(Clarence), Darwin (Charles), then Das Kapital. How's that for Natural Selection?! And what about Ockham's Razor?
BWE · 6 December 2005
Oh my god. Read "city of god" by e.l. doctorow
I saw a bumper sticker this morning which read, "Christians: can't live with 'em, Can't feed 'em to the lions anymore"
Ha! Doing my part to promote randomness.
tristram · 6 December 2005
Yes, ID will soon die...only to be reborn as the Theory of PAP (Purposeful Arrangement of Parts) to enable creationism to have another go at trying to to infiltrate public school science classes.
I like to help people, and here is my helpful advice to starving ID "scientists":
Accept money to do some science research. Go and do some real science research. Since there is no science in ID, just go research something else--ground-water flow in deep, fractured rocks, origin of Saturn's F-ring, superconductivity--anything. Then get your results published. When people ask for your scientific bibliography, you can present something. Then talk about how your scientific publications support ID. You will only have to lie about yourself and, unlike when you like about support from other people, there will be nobody to point out the lie.
JONBOY · 6 December 2005
Flint.,you hit the nail on the head.Any way you perceive it,all religions are inconsistent with mental freedom.So ask yourself, is it better to have the hard truth of science, or the comforting fantasy of religion? I myself find more comfort in science fact, than any religious fantasies.
David Heddle · 6 December 2005
Jay Lallatin,
I think your observations are sound. The question always gets asked: what science do the IDers do? The answer is: quite a bit, actually. What papers do they publish in peer-reviewed literature? Quite a few as it turn out. It's just not in the "field" of ID. There are scientists who believe in God, believe that ultimately he is the source of all creation, but understand that the correct way to do science is just like anyone else does it: via the scientific method. They are genuine IDers in the sense that they believe the universe and the life it supports was intelligently designed. There are many of them out there, doing research, publishing, and happy that their science complements their faith.
JONBOY: Your five questions to Jay are simply awful. I'm curious; do you actually think that your queries are particularly incisive? As you posted them, were you smiling and thinking "slam dunk" to yourself? Still, you are correct that there is no point for you to go on.
CJ O'Brien · 6 December 2005
So, Mr. Heddle, you see no conflict between mainstream science as it is currently practiced and Christian faith?
Because I don't think that's the line adhered to by the propaganda arm of "the movement."
David Heddle · 6 December 2005
Nope, no conflict whatsoever.
CJ O'Brien · 6 December 2005
Would you agree though that the DI and the TMLC and other, similar organizations have it as their central goal to foment such a conflict in the mind of the public?
I'm aware that you're a cosmological ID person, and I'm not trying to associate you with anybody, or paint with too broad a brush, I'd just like to know, in your view, what is all the fuss about, if science does not "deny God" or any such.
JONBOY · 6 December 2005
David Heddle. If you think my questions are so awful, why dont you have a stab at them? should be a piece of cake . How did you know I was smiling and what I was thinking at the time you must have ESP. Anyone who post on this site, and makes the kind of statements that Jay Lallatin made, leave themselves open to rebuttal,AS DO WE ALL.
David Heddle · 6 December 2005
AC · 6 December 2005
JONBOY · 6 December 2005
David Heddle. Please read carefully,the fact you ask me if I was smiling, shows either great insight, a lucky guess, or ESP and we have ruled out the latter,so I stand corrected.As for your answers,you only answered one and four,two three and five answer nothing.
Shirley Knott · 6 December 2005
Congratulations, JONBOY -- you're doing much better than the average inquirer as far as answers from Heddle go.
How anyone can possibly believe the Bible to be inerrant is beyond me. The topological nightmare of twisted 'reasoning' that would require boggles the mind.
hugs,
Shirley Knott
Norman Doering · 6 December 2005
David Heddle · 6 December 2005
Shirley,
You are correct. It (believing the bible is inerrant) is beyond you.
Norman Doering,
I have written a great deal on how modern cosmology provides evidence for a creator. No need to reproduce it here.
Shirley Knott · 6 December 2005
David, I think you've just encountered a reason to find the Bible errant -- what Biblical justification is there for asserting that the inerrancy of the Bible is properly beyond anyone? Is it a book for a subset of the populace? (I believe it claims it is, although not the subset you obviously believe it to be for.)
The Bible is a masterpiece of error; that you believe it is inerrant is warrant for believing that you have not studied it in depth from a truly independant and inquiring perspective.
Big surprise.
hugs,
Shirley Knott
Still waiting for you to tell me how cosmological ID is different from an argument from incredulity as you proposed it to be on UTI...
JONBOY · 6 December 2005
Thanks Shirley.believing the bible is inerrant is beyond most logically thinking persons .Mr Heddles viewpoint as a believer would make one suspect that all his arguments are so subordinate to his religious agenda that they should be viewed with up most caution.
Asserting that modern cosmology provides evidence for a creator,or his own particular beliefs,could be considered a some what conceited display
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 6 December 2005
Norman Doering · 6 December 2005
David Heddle · 6 December 2005
Shirley,
The bible self-referentially claims it will be foolishness to those who don't believe. Put another way, for non-believers, the concept of an inerrant bible is, as you put it, beyond them.
Please remind me of what I said on UTI. It must have been something other than "cosmological ID is different from an argument from incredulity". I don't think I use that language. It might have been something like "Cosmological ID is God in the details, not God of the gaps." I use that language a lot. In fact, I'm giving a talk with (almost) that title at Daniel Webster College in Nashua, NH on Thursday at 8:00 pm. Feel free to come by.
Norman,
Don't be silly. Joshua was just a man. Obviously he could not make the sun stand still.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 6 December 2005
AC · 6 December 2005
Red Mann · 6 December 2005
David Heddle, I have been reading, in some cases attempting to read, your posts for quite sometime. You have probably been posting here for even longer, yet you still know very little about DI and TMLC? How can this be? How do you manage to ignore the main thrust of PT? IMHO, you use this "argument" to hide behind so you don't have to say anything about them. Having no interest in learning about the main topics here sounds like intellectual laziness. I have looked at your site, you are decidedly biased toward religious belief. Having read thousands of words written by those with a strong religious biases, and finding many of them concentrating on distorting and even lying *gasp* about science in general, and evolution in particular, to support their religious "worldview", I have a hard time accepting anything you say without a large grain of salt. IMHO the notion of fine tuning is, at best, wishful thinking to rationalize your religious views with reality. The universe, and the life in it, got to where it is now because, it did. You keep trying to take a vast string of coincidental interactions and impose your desire for some directed order upon them that suits your religious views, and like good ol' Lenny keeps asking, why are your religious views better than anyone else's ?
Norman Doering · 7 December 2005
Renier · 7 December 2005
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
Correction,
In my post above, when responding to Renier, I wrote "Telling them what to do and telling them what to believe are two very different things." I meant to write "Telling them what to do and telling them what I believe are two very different things"
k.e. · 7 December 2005
David it is quite clear that you have hooked your wagon to a very dubious cause.
Which makes your cause extremely dubious indeed.
ID is creationism---fine go for it.
Creationism in the form the DI are promoting is fundamentalist neo-fascist atheism; anti-religion and anti-science.
You need to check where you stand.
Shirley Knott · 7 December 2005
Well, David, once again you both misread and fail to respond.
First, the misreading. I did not, and do not, make the claim that 'I cannot believe that anyone considers the Bible inerrant'.
I certainly accept that you do.
However, I cannot believe the mental contortions you must have to go through in order to reconcile the almost countless errors in that disgusting piece of crap. (And I must assume that as a native speaker of English you understand the usage and meaning of the phrase "I can't believe" when used as I did. But as usual, your comprehension is in thrall to your prejudicial beliefs.)
Second, I note with some interest that you have again failed to address my challenge to your summary of the fundamentals of cosmological ID as you presented them on UTI -- How is cosmological ID anything other than an argument from incredulity?
Hmmmm?
And a bonus point -- so what if the Bible makes the claim ithat it is nonsense to those who don't believe it? The same claim could be made in everything from Ulyssess to the Odyssey to Lord of the Rings.
Bonus sub-point -- even if the Bible were accurate in every regard, which demonstrably it is not, SO WHAT?
The god of the Bible is a petty, ugly, disgusting being well worth our contempt and outright opposition.
So even if I were to accept your (absurd) premise, I would not be on your side.
hugs,
Shirley Knott
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 7 December 2005
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
Shirley,
I did not misread, I understood perfectly what you said. I think you misunderstood me. Let me phrase it differently. Your view of the bible is that by rational analysis you have concluded that it is crap. My view is quite different: it is not possible for you to have concluded otherwise. It is impossible for you to believe the bible. It is, just as it said it would be, foolishness to you. You have to be regenerated before you could believe otherwise.
So when you say "I can't believe" you mean that that after giving it a fair reading, you "can't believe" because it is preposterous. I understand that. What I am saying is: you are correct. You can not believe. I agree with you.
As for (cosmological) ID and an argument from incredulity, I simply don't know what you mean. Ask a specific question instead of asking me to defend something vague I don't recall writing, or at least jog my memory by linking to what I wrote. If it is the God of the Gaps question, then as I said many times:
God of the Gaps: We have no clue why stars and galaxies exists, therefore God did it.
God of the Details (Cosmological ID): We now know a great deal about galaxies and stars, enough to be amazed that they exist at all, enough (for some of us) to take seriously the idea that the fine tuning is prima facie evidence of design.
Lenny,
You missed the boat. It wasn't a religious opinion I shared, but rather a critique of your logic.
Renier · 7 December 2005
Ogee · 7 December 2005
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
Renier · 7 December 2005
David, just wanted to know, are you going to do your part and tell the ID people that ID is not science?
Wislu Plethora · 7 December 2005
Renier · 7 December 2005
Ok, now I have some questions. I have no background in Physics, so bear with me. This Cosmological constant, what defines it? I think in general that constants must have a theory behind them, to explain why they are what they are?
I'll take your word that life is very dependent on the CC (cosmological constant). But if the CC was not what it is, then we would not be here to observe it? Now, I know you guys are on about the "fine-tuning" of the CC to point to ID, but is it not more the laws that appears to be fine-tuned?
Ogee · 7 December 2005
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 7 December 2005
Flint · 7 December 2005
Would it be correct to say that given any set of physical constants, whatever emerges is necessarily fine-tuned for those constants? Heddle is allowing himself to place his bets AFTER he sees where the ball came to rest, and then feigning amazement at how astoundingly unlikely it is that he won. Since he's fooling nobody else, the only point of interest is whether he is fooling himself. It would seem implausible, except for the demonstrated human ability for doublethink.
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 7 December 2005
By showing us all exactly the "heads I win, tails you lose" reasoning behind your position, Mr. Heddle. That makes your particular version of ID unfalsifiable, as has been shown several times already.
And that's what your whole position boils down to, I'm afraid, regardless of your own claims to the contrary.
First, nobody has any idea what a "non-finely-tuned" universe would look like. For all we know, it might look exactly like what we see around us.
Second, a "megaverse" with pockets of habitable universes would NOT disprove cosmological ID; I would bet dollars vs. unmatched socks that some Mr. Heddle-like cosmologist would immediately claim that this means that OUR universe is so unlikely that it simply MUST have been fine-tuned.
After all, that's exactly what happened with OUR universe; the uniqueness ("Privilege")of our home planet is claimed as "proof" that it was uniquely designed, as opposed to all those other pieces of rock in non-privileged positions, orbits, galactic areas, galaxies...
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
Aureola
No, I never said cosmological ID was falsifiable by finding (or not finding) a fundamental theory that explained the constants. I said it was falsifiable two ways: (1) detecting another universe or (2) proving that the fine tuning is an illusion. My view that ID is not dependent upon whether or not the constants can be explained is consistent with everything I have written on falsifiability.
As for what others might say, should another universe be detected, you are no doubt correct, some would cling to cosmological ID. I can only speak for myself. Unlike some who dabble in falsifiability in a "philosophy of science" sense, I use the "scientist in the field" working definition: if an explanation is no longer the best explanation, jettison it, regardless of what Popper says.
The same is true (that there will be stragglers) for all theories. Hoyle held on to the Steady State theory long after everyone more or less recognized that it had been falsified. What of the proverbial pre-Cambrian rabbit? Would its discovery cause universal rejection of evolution? I think not.
Grey Wolf · 7 December 2005
Renier,
Most importantly, Heddle has, as usual, forgotten to account for the possibility that if the CC was something else, another kind of life would have arised. I believe that is because he privately believes that humankind is the apex of creation and thus that any other kind of life is unthinkable.
But the fact remains that if the CC wasn't approximately 1/127 (IIRC) but, say, 1/234 instead of stars there would be giant 16-dimensional creatures that could be said to be alive (i.e. they reproduce and so on). We don't know that, of course, but Heddle actually insists that it would be completely impossible that life would have arised had the CC been anything but what it is. That's the argument from incredulity (I can't believe life could arise with another CC, thus it didn't).
He also ignores the fact that, for all we know, CC cannot oscillate more than a part in a billion, and thus the entire range of possible values CC could take all produce stars and planets and physics as we know them. Again, he cannot believe that the oscillation range of CC could be extremely small, thus it is not. Incredulity again.
Hope that helps,
Grey Wolf
Wislu Plethora · 7 December 2005
steve s · 7 December 2005
That's the fine structure constant, Grey, not the CC, but he could just as well use that. The argument's the same. Imagine some physical constant could be an infinite number of values simply because there are infinite real numbers, point out that the (numbers which would generate us) divided by infinity is zero, and declare the existence of god.
Yawn. I just wonder how much longer you guys are going to humor him.
Stephen Elliott · 7 December 2005
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 7 December 2005
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
PvM · 7 December 2005
James Taylor · 7 December 2005
Ogee · 7 December 2005
Flint · 7 December 2005
"Fine tuning" as used here seems nothing more than a synonym for reality as we know it. Once again, ANY collection of physical constants is by definition "fine tuned" - if it were any different in any way, it would be "fine tuned" differently. That's the neat thing about constants: they're constant. Change them to something else, and they are still constant.
Heddle seems to be saying that in our particular case, these constants are somehow special because they have produced Heddle. And as Aureola Nominee points out, had this not happened, Heddle wouldn't be here to observe that he's here.
My comparison to the roulette wheel was exactly correct. Heddle gets to place his bet after he knows the result. It is not possible for the ball to land in a "losing" slot. Heddle has decided that the "purpose" of any universe is to produce whatever is produced in that universe. Since this one produced Heddle, it must have been deliberately "fine tuned" for that result. We know we're here because the universe was designed to produce us, and we know it was designed that way because we're here. Can't get much more circular than that.
Flint · 7 December 2005
Ogee:
You have it backwards. "Goddidit" is the premise. The circular reasoning and argument from incredulity are the rationalization required to support that premise. Heddle, whatever other skills he may possess, is quite expert at using his conclusions as his premises and deriving his conclusions from them.
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
Flint,
Sarcasm aside, yes I do think the constants are special because they allow for intelligent life.
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 7 December 2005
Ogee · 7 December 2005
James Taylor · 7 December 2005
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
Aureola,
You have moved the goal post. You have inserted "looks fine tuned" into the argument which, as I said, is perhaps justified on a local scale. But the fact that stars "just barely" exist is not "looks fine tuned", it is fine tuned, not just to us but to any intelligent life in the universe. And just in my opinion, but in the opinion of many.
Ogee,
My "work" is merely the same "work" as the large number of scientists, both pro and con ID, that are astounded by the fine tuning. There is no formula, that if N constants are constrained within x percent, then ID is demonstrated. (What is the threshold value of genome similarity that proves common descent? Show your work.) ID is the response to a number of coincidences that make life (any life) possible. The push for multiverse theories is rooted, to a certain extent, in the same cause, as an explanation for the fine tuning that so many on PT want to dismiss as obvious. Contrary to PT commenters, almost all cosmologists believe that the fine tuning is impressive enough to cry out for an explanation of some sort. Almost zero of them accept what Aureola and Flint seem to accept, that it's no big deal, that if it weren't so we wouldn't be here, etc.
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 7 December 2005
Mr. Heddle:
no, I haven't moved any goalposts. The fact that you and however many other people think that our universe is finely tuned is not an observation about the universe. The observation is that is looks finely tuned.
Please, try not to be so sloppy when arguing science. I bet you are far more precise in your day job.
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
Aureola,
Correct my (and a lot of other people's) sloppiness.
What is the difference between saying the universe is fine tuned for producing stars and saying that it looks fine tuned?
Ogee · 7 December 2005
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 7 December 2005
Mr. Heddle:
The same difference that runs between saying that the universe is expanding away from us and saying that it looks that way.
It may turn out to be true; it may turn out to be false. It may turn out to be just one way to express something that is actually a by-product of something else.
Is it clearer now? Since I already used this exact same example to explain the exact same point to you, Mr. Heddle, I can only imagine that for some mysterious reason you don't even want to contemplate the possibility that fine tuning might indeed not mean what you so desperately want it to mean.
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
Wislu Plethora · 7 December 2005
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
Wislu Plethora,
You do know about "begging the question" I assume? Ruling out ID because it requires a designer is a good example.
So again I ask, tell me how a Cosmological Constant that really is fine tuned would manifest differently from one that just "looks" fine tuned?
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 7 December 2005
Mr. Heddle:
who's moving goalposts now? Read carefully... I said "away from us". The ambiguity of that remark was my point.
Now, as to your question: I'll tell you how a "really" finely tuned universe looks as soon as you will tell me what a non-finely-tuned universe would look like to an intelligent being generated by that universe.
I think that every universe will look "finely tuned" to an autoctonous intelligence.
Madam Pomfrey · 7 December 2005
Heddle: "We know the universe is expanding because it looks like it's expanding. That's what experimentation does---it "looks" at something."
Major flaw here, similar to Behe's outrageous claim that "all science is appearances." No, my friend, all science is *not* appearances, which is something any real working scientist understands. Appearances can be extremely deceiving and in science, one often finds that true underlying mechanisms are counterintuitive and quite different from what an "appearance" might imply. Experimentation is not a means of "looking" at something (gee whiz, it sure *looks* like the moon is made of cheese) -- it is a way to discern reality *in spite of * appearances.
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
Aureola,
What does the "from us" have to do with anything? Space is expanding between us and all other galaxies so they are expanding "from us," which we know because they have been observed (look like) to be expanding from us. What is the difference?
If the existence of stable stars and carbon and oxygen was not sensitive to the CC, or G, or that ratio of the neutron to proton mass, or the ratio of G to alpha, or on the number of dimensions, or on the amount of primordial inhomogemity in the cosmic background, or on the degree of CP violation, or the strength of the nuclear force, or the strength of the weak force, or the ratio of the electron mass to the proton mass, etc. etc., that would be a non fine-tuned universe. The precise details of life on earth might still appear to be fine tuned, such as the size and location of the sun, (that's arguable)--but the mere question of any kind of life anywhere in the universe would no longer be said to be "fine tuned."
Now will you answer the question?
Wislu Plethora · 7 December 2005
Flint · 7 December 2005
Aureola Nominee:
I think you may have missed something here (or perhaps I have). Any distinction between "is" and "looks" fine-tuned is impossible to distinguish from our frame of reference. Heddle is correct in this respect, that the two are identical. His error lies in assuming that he possesses an "objective" frame of reference independent of his personal perspective. In reality, all he has is the illusions his frame of reference imposes, to which he adds the illusion that it does not.
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 7 December 2005
Mr. heddle:
the difference is that saying "the universe is running away from us" is a very poor description of what's happening. The universe is expanding, and that's why faraway objects appear to be running away from us.
I think you are being very disingenuous, but then, you're David Heddle, so what else is new?
And no, I will not answer your question as long you keep evading mine; and evading you are, as usual.
What would a non-finely-tuned universe look like to an autoctonous intelligence? Would their CC fluctuate? Would their fundamental "constants" be anything but?
Flint · 7 December 2005
Madam Pomfrey:
You give science too much credit in this case. Yes, science is sometimes capable of neutralizing a frame of reference, by approaching an observation from different directions. But when it comes to the nature of the universe, there is no standard of comparison and appearance cannot be separated from "reality". All we can possibly have of our universe is appearances.
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
Madam Pomfrey,
So teach this poor scientist who has been working under false assumptions. If we do not know that the universe is expanding because it looks like it is expanding, how do we know it is expanding?
If it wasn't our observations that convinced us, who or what did?
Experimentation is looking at something. It is absolutely not, as you wrote, the way to discern reality *in spite of* (false) appearances. It can be the way to discern reality in spite of false assumptions and/or flawed intuition.
Aureola Ah, so your argument is just based on semantics. Not to mention you did not use the phrase "running away from us." The language of receding galaxies is common, and everyone understands that we really mean the galaxies are more or less stationary but space is expanding. But if you want to jump through that needle-eye, go ahead.
I answered your question quite clearly. I told you exactly what a non fine-tuned universe would look like. There is no evasion. You are evading my question.
By the way, I don't know what "autoctonous" means.
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 7 December 2005
Flint:
that's my point, not Mr. Heddle's. The fact that every intelligence-producing universe would look finely-tuned to an auctonous intelligence is what makes Mr. Heddle's reasoning completely moot.
Also, please note that, despite Heddle's claims to the contrary, "fine tuning" is not used as if it somehow implied a Fine Tuner by mainstream cosmologists.
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 7 December 2005
Heddle:
sorry for the misspelling. It is "autochthonous", according to Merriam-Webster.
Nope, I'm not the one routinely conflating "cosmological ID" and "biological ID", claiming that "ID" is falsifiable because my own, highly particular definition of ID would become less-than-appealing to me, every time someone makes the correct remark that "ID" - according to everyday usage by its very inventors - is not.
I'm also not the one exploiting the confusion between the different possible meanings of "tuning".
Wislu Plethora · 7 December 2005
Ogee · 7 December 2005
Steverino · 7 December 2005
Heddle:
When David Copperfield made that volcano disappear, under your perception of Occam's Razor, magic would have been the answer.
Occam's Razor does not apply to myths or magic.
Madam Pomfrey · 7 December 2005
Flint: "But when it comes to the nature of the universe, there is no standard of comparison and appearance cannot be separated from "reality". All we can possibly have of our universe is appearances."
I think several different things are being conflated here, and it's important to define what an "appearance" is. Behe made his statement on the Dover stand that "all science is appearances" in connection with the ID assertion that "if something looks designed, it is designed." That is not an "appearance" gained from experimental results (which shouldn't be labeled an "appearance" anyway), but an "appearance" based solely on forcing an interpretation from a foregone conclusion, which in this case, is also a tautology. Something's designed because it looks designed, and something looks designed because it's designed. This is in essence no different from "The moon is made of cheese because it looks like it's made of cheese, and it looks like it's made of cheese because it's made of cheese." There may or may not be reality behind such an assertion, but as it is only an assertion, its mere existence does not guarantee that it reflects reality...whatever the "appearance" might be.
Heddle: "Experimentation is looking at something. It is absolutely not, as you wrote, the way to discern reality *in spite of* (false) appearances. It can be the way to discern reality in spite of false assumptions and/or flawed intuition."
No, I'm afraid you are wrong here, and no amount of repetition, handwaving or rhetoric will change that fact. Hold your fingers in your ears and hum all you want, but the truth's the truth. Experimentation is not taking a "look" at something and deciding what it is. Experimentation is obtaining data that reflect objective reality. (Of course, as scientists well know, *interpretations* of data can be flawed, which we try to minimize through teamwork, peer review, and collaboration.) The reality you see after doing the hard work and digging can, and often does, directly contradict what "appearance" might imply. Scientists have often been surprised at what experiment reveals: boy, the situation sure *looked* like A, but it turned out to be B! This is one of the greatest things that can happen, since then you *learn* why you got B instead of A, and it is *reality* that has told you, and it will almost always be something new and exciting that has caught you by surprise and expanded your knowledge. How dull, then, to start as the IDers do with a foregone conclusion and work desperately to cram everything you find into that context (while ignoring the evidence that doesn't support you, of course).
I am a physical chemist, not an astrophysicist, and am not qualified to discuss the "fine-tuning of the universe" with any authority. While I am happy to talk about science and experimentation in general terms, I try to offer detailed opinions only in areas I am trained in (unlike certain ID "authorities" and supporters).
Norman Doering · 7 December 2005
David Heddle · 7 December 2005
Ogee · 7 December 2005
Norman Doering · 7 December 2005
Madam Pomfrey · 7 December 2005
Heddle: "If it wasn't our observations that convinced us, who or what did?"
As I made clear above, an observation/conclusion based on real data is different from an "appearance" or, as you more revealingly put it, mere "looking." Claiming that the two are one and the same is a typical ID tactic of relaxing standards and changing definitions to lend credence to unsupported assertions. Behe's tautology is the ultimate example. Said it several times, won't say it again.
[replay] I am not qualified to comment on details outside my field like the expanding universe or fine-tuning. Go ask an astrophysicist or cosmologist.
I would in fact apply my "distinction" to Ed Brayton. For example, I would accept the conclusions of an expert in evolutionary biology before Ed's when it comes to the scientific details of that field. Ed himself defers to experts in those areas. Unlike certain ID supporters, I doubt that he would discount conclusions based on years of painstaking and detailed research just because he sees those conclusions as threatening to his spiritual identity.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 7 December 2005
IOnce again, I'd like to thank Rev Heddle for sharing his religious opinions with all of us.
Once again, I'd like to point out that Rev Heddle's religious opinions are no more authoritative than anyone else's. (shrug)
I'd also like to thank Rev Heddle for demonstrating the accuracy of the title of this thread, so clearly and in front of everyone. After all, Rev Heddle has, as of this moment, posted a total of 23 different messages here ------- every single one of which regales us with his religious opinions, and not a single one of which presents any testable scientific theory whatsoever.
Just like ID.
AC · 7 December 2005
Appearances are a pretty sloppy data type as well. Consider that the Earth, from casual surface eyeballing, appears flat, and that the sun, from the same, appears to orbit the Earth. Both of these appearances happen to be superficial, and the conclusions drawn from them are incorrect. But that's quite a variation; a sphere is not a plane, and geocentric is not heliocentric. So much for casual surface eyeballing.
It's one thing to get your prying human fingers pinched by quantum uncertainty. It's another entirely to get your ego bruised by not finding the god you were sure would be found. The former is a noble injury. The latter is just immature, regardless of how deeply you probed.
k.e. · 7 December 2005
Hmmmmm
Heddle
You would appear to be aping the cardinals who refused to look through Galileo's telescope when asked, for fear it would break the "Music of the Spheres". Or the Sunna appointed by Mohamed which had sole authority in determining "The one true word of God" and shut down eastern medicine and science because it might destroy a belief in the Creator around the year 900......Obscuration at its best.
Or the Emperor Justinian who shut down the Greek Pagan schools because the Bishops of the Early Christian church did not want to damage their grip on the public mind and their world view as expressed in "The one true word of God" which they controlled as well as removing Gnosticism with the same aim, at the same time. .....Obscuration at its best.
Or The DI founders who want to promote their Atheistic Nihilism to have one truth for their neo-con friends and something else for the rest of society plus co-opting Religious/Political Fundamentalists aid with pseudoscience supported Obscuration to promote their take over of the courts and government with their
"The one true word of God" ....Obscuration at its best.
Or the development of the two schools of Zen the first where literal "life long learning" saw a serious threat from the new "sudden enlightenment" school.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
This is a perfect description for the the entire ID pseudoscience BS practice of Dembski et al.
Sesquipedalian Obscurantism
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A640207
Obscurantism in Religion
http://www.irfi.org/articles/articles_51_100/obscurantism.htm
Heddle how did you go with "Lolita" - by Nabokov ?
PvM · 7 December 2005
PvM · 7 December 2005
It was our forefathers' observation of lets say fairy circles which caused them to infer 'design'. How else could mushrooms end up growing in a circle...
It was however the ignorance of our forefathers which caused them to infer design.
Does this help Heddle?
Steverino · 8 December 2005
This is off topic but, someone just posted this in another forum. Can anyone tell me how this proposed argument play out???
"You're still talking about evolution as if it hasn't been long abandoned by people who know better. Dude. Welcome to the year 2005. DNA and the CELL alone disprove the long outdated THEORY of evolution."
Would appreciate any help.
Steverino
steve · 8 December 2005
What are you asking for?
k.e. · 8 December 2005
Steverino
Looks like the creo's have set up their own little universe of fear and loathing.
Maybe Blast figured out how to run a Blog.
Ask them if they have balls enough to take on some real scientists and get them to post their circle whack here.
Ironically it must sound like music to Heddle's spheres.
hehe.
David Heddle · 8 December 2005
PvM,
All you are doing, by referring to it as "apparent" fine tuning, is begging the question. As long as "actual" fine tuning is a priori forbidden, then you leave yourself a permanent, convenient gap of "explaining the apparent fine tuning."
But what if the fine tuning is real? In that case, the impossible task of explaining the fine tuning is an unrealizable promise tantamount to a "materialism of the gaps."
If you allow for the possibility that the fine tuning is real and not just apparent (I doubt you can extend yourself to that point) then you can at least make an assessment:
a) Fine tuning from an undetectable designer, one universe, or
b) Infinite or semi-infinite and, either in principle or practically, undetectable universes with different laws of physics, and ours happens to be one of the rare, habitable ones that naturally "appears" fine-tuned.
To first order, there are no other choices.
k.e.
It is my sincerest hope that your efforts are recognized and you are given permission to post articles on the main page of PT.
Ogee · 8 December 2005
Wislu Plethora · 8 December 2005
David Heddle · 8 December 2005
Ogee,
If you think
c) One universe, no designer. "Fine-tuned" physical constants are dictated by fundamental physical laws.
is an option, then you do not understand the concept of fine tuning. Not only that, you are virtually alone. I know of no scientist who believes the answer to the fine tuning is a single universe and a fundamental theory that explains the constants. Because they understand that that doesn't solve anything. We are still left with the question of how the fundamental theory just happened to result in a habitable (on a razor's edge) universe. They understand that, in effect, the scenario you described would be an advantage to ID.
As for preferring (b), that's a perfectly reasonable and common position. Of course, there are no observations at the moment that offer direct support for either (a) or (b).
Wislu
As for false dichotomy, I did not say there were only two choices, but rather to first order there are only two choices.
No logical fallacy. Only reading incomprehension on your part.
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 8 December 2005
PvM · 8 December 2005
Christopher Blake · 8 December 2005
This is for David Heddle. Enough is enough. You know, and have admitted, that what you are doing is wrong. I implore you, in the name of the Savior that you claim to represent, to stop.
David Heddle · 8 December 2005
PvM,
What evidence do we have that the fine tuning is an illusion? That it is only "apparent"?
And I focused precisely on the issue--that you are begging the question. The only way you can cast cosmological ID as "god of the gaps" is to rule it out in advance.
The reason is that there is really only one hope: multiple universes. There is no "refinement" of our present understanding (in spite of what steve s believes) that can undo the fine tuning. With a single universe, it is in fact "real", not "apparent." Almost every gets it.
At one point Weinberg said something to the effect that the Anthropic Principle stands or falls on the CC being just small enough that galaxies exist but not zero. That is preisely what happened. He understands that this universe, if it is the only one, is really (not apparently) fine tuned. Of course, he would then use that to motivate belief in multiverses, which once again restore the "apparent", but the point is clear.
This is not like the case with the flagellum. You can always claim that plausible pathways can/will be discovered.
Christopher
Okay, I'll stop. But your comment should be directed at everyone else. One reason someone like me becomes a "troll" is the N on 1 problem. I am responding (at least for the most part), not initiating. Check and see if I first commented to PvM, Wislu, Flint, you, Lenny, Aureola, k.e., ogee, etc. or if they (you) first commented to me. In other words, you should be telling them (yourself) to stop feeding the troll.
Stephen Elliott · 8 December 2005
PvM · 8 December 2005
Wislu Plethora · 8 December 2005
The Heddle lame argument-strategy results thus far, for those of you keeping score at home:
* Argument from personal incredulity
* Argument from appeal to authority
* Argument from false dichotomy
* Argument from ignorance
* Ad hominem argument
* Pee Wee Herman argument ("I know you are, but what am I?)
And that's just in this thread. Anyone know what the record might be?
k.e. · 8 December 2005
David
It wouldn't hurt to do a bit of science on the development of religion and religious idea's.
It will do a lot more good than trying to shore up an idea that is suffering Creators Disease, that of relevance.
Somehow I don't think the Great Mystics were having a deep and meaningful with a 15 Billion year old instant ignition.
It won't hurt to get a bigger picture by studying something much more relevant to your cause.
Go to www.jcf.org
Create/Project/Found a free account and download the six 1/2 hr talks by Joseph Campbell. It's all good I promise.
Ogee · 8 December 2005
AC · 8 December 2005
carol clouser · 8 December 2005
Heddle's argument is correct and not from ignorance. Whatever the physical basis for the values of the various constants of the universe, it is in fact fine tuned for life. But his argument would be much stronger if he wouldn't hitch the tuning to life. One can argue, as some have indeed argued here in so many words, and as Heddle himself concedes, that it's just "dumb luck", particularly if life is not considered all that special from a universal point of view.
The broader argument he ought to be making is that any universe with "specifity" (not the same as complexity) is "tuned" or designed. For otherwise the question can be asked, "Why is it thus and not otherwise?" or "How did it get to be thus and not thus?" All of science is based on folks asking this very question, asked repeatedly about all manner of phenomena. Otherwise, why look for an origin for the species? Just propose that they had no origin, that they are just here, and be done with it.
I know someone will pipe up and argue that the same question can be asked about God. My answer is: No. The correct conception of God is precisely an unspecified entity, about which one cannot ask, "Why is it thus?" because there is no "thus".
This topic needs much further elaboration than is possible in a single post. Hope this opened the door to some ideas.
jim · 8 December 2005
Carol,
Have you ever heard of the anthropomorhpic principal?
In essence, if the Universe were not tuned to permit humans to develop, then we wouldn't be around to ask the question "Why does the Universe look like it was tuned for humans to develop?".
Turning that around, since we *are* hear asking that question, then then the parameters of our Universe *must* be compatible with the development of human life. Even if the odds were 1:1x10^100 against us.
You see we are part of the experiment and we don't have the luxury of knowing the solution space for all possible Universes. We only get to study this one.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 8 December 2005
And now Carol has decided to add her religious opinions to Heddle's, and thus double the amount of scientific vacuity. (sigh)
Why is it that *no* ID supporter will ever tell us what the heck the scientific theory of ID is and how to test it using the scientific method, but *every* ID supporter is always more than happy to tell us all about his or her religious opinions. . . . . ?
Gee, it's almost enough to make me think that . . . well . . . ID doesn't actually *have* any science to present, and is . . . well . . . just *religious* opinions, and that IDers are . . . well . . . . *lying* to us when they claim otherwise.
carol clouser · 8 December 2005
Lenny,
I never claimed that every post of mine constitutes science. Or that ID theory is scientific. I would like to believe that we all are sincerely engaged in the pursuit of the ultimate truths pertaining to the riddles of the universe. Science is not the only available path to that end. As a matter of fact, science likely has some rather severe limitations in its ability to uncover some of those truths, precisely because of the scientific method you so eloquently and repeatedly describe. Logical and philosophical analysis has its ligitimate place in this endeavor. The God hypothesis, for example, is not necessarily an exclusively religious idea. It also is a philosophical and rational one.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 8 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 8 December 2005
Does anyone else find it ironic (and revealing) that, in a thread dedicated to demonstrating the scientific vacuity of ID, nearly all of the messages are arguments over religious opinions?
argy stokes · 8 December 2005
pippilangstrump · 8 December 2005
If you've ever tossed a salad or set your ass comfortably down in an la-z-boy, you are qualified to discuss the fine-tuning of the universe with an authority only a coarsely-tuned universe could impeach. Then you really must turn your attention to design, mind-body and exigent issues of that nature that no one ever had an exquisitely phrased opinion of before. Or you can play a tune on the piano, same difference.
Norman Doering · 9 December 2005
Tice with a J · 9 December 2005
David Heddle · 9 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 9 December 2005
k.e. · 9 December 2005
And beetle parasites to remind them they are beetles ......d'oh
At least they don't have the luxury of asking themselves why they exist or set up temples or worship ancestors or have ceremonies for marriage.
Look up "Martin Luther sex" he had some very ..... well strange ideas
here's one
http://www.geocities.com/paulntobin/luther.html
also interestingly elswhere a little bit of jaundice on Martin Luther King.
jim · 9 December 2005
David,
Dooh, yes :)
jim · 9 December 2005
David,
What I'm saying is this
What are the odds of rolling the number '1' 100 times on a 10 sided dice? 1:10^100 ?
Now say you rolled a 10 sided dice 100 times. You'd end up with some random string of numbers 1, 7, 10, 2, 6, ... .
Now what are the odds that you would roll the exact string of numbers you recorded? 1:10^100?
You see we're looking backward at what has happened. It doesn't matter what the odds were ("gee, we're awfully lucky the Universe was tuned for us to develop"). Because we *are* here to ask the question, the Universe *must* have compatible constants for us to develop.
There might be an infinite number of universes around. However, only in those with compatible parameters for the development of intelligences will there be critters around to ask these questions.
So are we lucky that the Universe is tuned for us? No. We wouldn't be around to ask the question if it wasn't so the probability that we would evolve enough to ask these questions is evidence that the Universe's parameters must be compatible with our development.
This is not circular reasoning. We exist, therefore the Universe must be compatible with our existance.
David Heddle · 9 December 2005
I understand. But the dice analogy is missing a key point. If the constants come from a roll of the dice, then it is true that every universe is equally likely. However, given most of those universes are sterile, we have every reason to be astonished that ours is not--beyond just acknowledging if it weren't we wouldn't be here. If every arrangement of gas molecules in a container is equally likely, we would nevertheless find it of interest if we looked and saw an arrangement where all the molecules were in just half of the volume.
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 9 December 2005
That's your assumption, Mr. Heddle.
If, instead of a gas, we were considering a liquid, we would probably not be overly surprised to find that all its molecules occupy one half of a spherical container... namely the lower half.
Every combination of values for the fundamental constants is equally possible in our imagination. How many of those are really possible? We don't know; we've only observed one set so far.
David Heddle · 9 December 2005
Aureola
I don't get the point you were trying to make with the liquid. As for every combination being equally likely, that (a) fits Jim's analogy and (b) seems to be coming out of String Theory at the moment.
As for fine tuning and cosmological ID, it doesn't matter.
jim · 9 December 2005
David,
Several questions here:
1) How probable is it that we exist in a Universe in which Humans could develop?
2) How many universes have ever existed?
3) When a new universe pops into existence, what governs the values of its fundamental constants?
I maintain that the answer to 1 is probability = 1
I maintain that the answer to 2 is that we don't know and that we may never know.
I maintain that the answer to 3 is that we don't know but we might know someday.
So are we "lucky" we exist in a Universe "tuned" for us? No we are not lucky. The Universe had to be tuned for us or we wouldn't be here.
Furthermore if you remove our existence from the equation, there's no telling what the overall probability of a Universe with the parameters of our Universe's to develop.
It may be that certain values are favored but then again it might not. We just don't know. Claiming that you *think* we were lucky for these parameters, therefore something must have helped the process is no basis for declaring that God exists.
k.e. · 9 December 2005
Heddle time for an update
Check out Goya's "the sleep of reason"
http://www.physics.nyu.edu/faculty/sokal/nagel.html
PvM · 9 December 2005
So Heddle, still ignoring the issue that your argument is an argument from ignorance? Lack of knowledge as to how fine tuning may be explained leads you to conclude 'design'.
Let's for the moment ignore the problem in the step from 'design' to 'designer' and focus on the issue that Not X thus Y is a typical argument from ignorance. In other words, we do not know how to explain (apparent, actual) finetuning thus 'design'.
What relevance does such an explanation have scientifically? None... It's as vacuous as the ID argument for the flagellum.
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 9 December 2005
Mr. Heddle:
1) The point is, a liquid is as much a bunch of molecules as a gas, but external constraining factors operate very difefrently on the two.
2) No, it doesn't fit jim's analogy. However many dice one throws, each die is an independent event, whereas the position in space of each molecule in a given volume of space is not. I would have thought that even you could not overlook such an elementary difference.
3) As to what String Theory may or may not suggest, I agree that it has very little bearing on the matter of cosmological ID, which remains subjective crap.
David Heddle · 9 December 2005
PvM,
It has no more or less scientific relevance that the materialistic explanation.
In other words, if there is one and only one universe, then the competing explanations for fine tuning are:
ID: Design
Materialism: Luck
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 9 December 2005
You call it luck, other people may call it something else. Like, I don't know... reality.
PvM · 9 December 2005
Russell · 9 December 2005
"Cosmo ID" strikes me as nonsense, too. But as long as Heddle admits that it's not science (which he does, right?), who really cares?
What puzzles me is that he keeps writing as if it were science.
Norman Doering · 9 December 2005
carol clouser · 9 December 2005
Lenny,
I am astonished at your assertion (# 62167) that science is not interested in the "ultimate truths pertaining to the riddles of the universe". Many physicist, particularly cosmologists, are in fact occupied with the past and future of the universe. And some biologists and chemists are occupied with the origin of life. These are all issues of "ultimate truths" (I did not say "philosophical truths" as you very tellingly misquote me). Or do you consider these efforts also to be not scientific? What exactly are the parameters of "Lenny science" and why should anyone care as to what YOU consider as science?
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 9 December 2005
Carol,
science does not pursue "ultimate truth". Every scientific "truth" is provisional, subject to revision.
Don't play word games, you are not very good at them.
jim · 9 December 2005
Another take on this is that all possible universes with all possible constants might indeed exist. If so our existence is not only likely, it's a certainty (of course that we *are* here means it's a certainty anyway!)
The problem is that we don't *know* that all possibilities exist but then neither do we know that *this* is the only Universe.
All of this is outside of what we Humans know. It might be outside of the body of knowledge that we can *ever* know. Until we actually do know anything about it, it's just stuff that we *don't know*!
Generating a metaphysical "what if" fairytale and then saying that this fairytale supports the existence of God is just *silly*. Stretching this further to say that is Science is *ludicrous*.
(giggle)
Wayne Francis · 9 December 2005
David Heddle · 9 December 2005
jim · 9 December 2005
Carol,
I'd also like to point out that Science would love to answer all sorts of questions. However, it is often bound by such things as what humans are capable of doing (this does not currently include the ability to create Universes). Knowing about the "cause" of the origin of the Universe might be something Humans are not capable of determining.
Not being able to do something is not the same as not interested in doing it.
"Ultimate Truth" is a religious catch phrase that as far as I can tell means holding the same beliefs as the person saying it. As such science has no interest in pursuing such a thing as "Ultimate Truth".
I'd like to further point out that this sort of terminology is often used to pump people up into an emotional frenzy. Such frenzies are useful to convince people to kill, wage wars, perform suicide bombings, etc.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 9 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 9 December 2005
jim · 9 December 2005
Lenny,
I think you had a keen insight on this. Thank you for sharing it.
Lenny's Pizza Guy · 9 December 2005
When you have keen insights on a fairly regular basis, it saves a lot of time. (Not necessarily hard work, just time.)
Which may be why Lenny has so much spare time in which to eat Good Pizza.
(For the delivery of which, he tips too little--but that's another story.)
PvM · 9 December 2005
Norman Doering · 10 December 2005
David Heddle · 10 December 2005
PvM,
Do you understand there is a difference between we don't know, and we know we'll never know? The fine tuning does not stress what we don't know, but what we do know.
If one (as many do) says we must have multiverses to explain our fine tuning, then he is at least sensing if not outright admitting that in a single universe, there is no natural explanation possible.
There is lot more physics to be discovered. But none of it can even potentially explain the fine tuning, if you are restricted to one universe.
I stand behind my original statement, and even claim that it is obvious to anyone with an open mind:
There is a qualitative difference between saying: (a) We have no idea how stars work, so god did it (God of the gaps) and saying (b) We understand microsopically how stars work, and it is on a knife's edge (fine tuning).
Ogee · 10 December 2005
David Heddle · 10 December 2005
Ogee,
That's not the point--the point is--which you acknowledge by saying "these two arguments", is that they are two, different arguments. Whether they arrive at the same erroneous or correct conclusion is another matter.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 10 December 2005
Heddle, do you actually have any scienctific theory to present? Or is ID, as the title of this thread states, simply scientifically vacuous?
k.e. · 10 December 2005
So Heddle just forget the BS
Just explain how you are able to justify killing people who don't share your worldview.
David Heddle · 10 December 2005
qetzal · 10 December 2005
Ogee · 10 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 10 December 2005
I'm still waiting for an IDer to show me how ID isn't really scientifically vacuous.
Mr Heddle?
qetzal · 10 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 10 December 2005
qetzal · 10 December 2005
I didn't say it was a great hypothesis. I mean, after all, look at the material I have to work with here!
;-)
Norman Doering · 10 December 2005
PvM · 10 December 2005
David Heddle · 10 December 2005
PvM · 10 December 2005
Norman Doering · 10 December 2005
My memory is fuzzy, but a few years ago there was a lot of talk about a final equation -- wasn't part of that also explaining why most of the cosmological constants had to have the values they had?
google "final equation" maybe... nope getting a movie.
Try "Steven Weinberg, final theory" for another way of exploring what Hawking called "did God have a choice?" -- why are the constants what they are.
james · 10 December 2005
Heddle's answer, btw, is "No, god didn't have a choice, the only way he could have created life is with a CC between so and so...
Paul Flocken · 10 December 2005
Norman,
I wish I could find the actual strip online, but this is from a Calvin & Hobbes:
We hurl through an
incomprehensible darkness.
In cosmic terms, we are
subatomic particles in
a grain of sand on an
infinite beach.
There was a punchline, too, but I only kept the first three frames.
Sincerely,
Paul
CJ O'Brien · 11 December 2005
PvM · 11 December 2005
Norman Doering · 11 December 2005
carol clouser · 11 December 2005
Oh Lenny,
YOU see my posts as focused on words and their meanings because YOU persist in distorting my words and those of certain other posters here so you can turn them at every opportunity into a polemic against the perceived enemies of science. So any discussion with you sooner or later is reduced to the meaning of words. Either you are just a good old dishonest charlatan or you are a very sloppy reader and thinker. Probably both.
In speaking of "ultimate truths" you ought to know exactly what I mean since I gave examples, such as the past and future of the universe and the origin of life. Science IS IN FACT VERY INTERESTED in the truths pertaining to these ultimate events, contrary to your assertion otherwise.
And your desceription of science as nothing but a method is the notion of a simpleton. Things get settled or resolved in science, at least temporarily, via the scientific method. But as a very human activity, the body we refer to as "science" includes ideas and theories still in progress and even as they incubate in the human mind, with the goal of ULTIMATELY arriving at the TRUTHS behind the riddles of the universe. I do not accept your arbitrary boundaries as to what constitutes "science", and I am entitled to my own more expansive definition. If an idea is based on available data it is science, provided we are ready to reject or modify it if and when new or additional data is obtained. That's what defines the body of knowledge (not a method) we call science.
CJ O'Brien · 11 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 11 December 2005
Carol, you are blithering again.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 11 December 2005
david.g · 11 December 2005
Contrary to your belief, there is a Theory of Intelligent Design which is supported by evidence which can be found at Intelligent Design Theory . It is interesting that such a theory has been ignored in the recent debate and court case. Then again the proponents of intelligent design may be unaware of it and think that it is just creationism!
CJ O'Brien · 12 December 2005
Please just answer me one question, david g: I read your piece there, and I'd like to know, if telepathy and psycho-kenesis are real abilities of the human mind, why hasn't anyone, anywhere, demonstrated that they can be deployed usefully?
And picking cards slightly better than random guessing in highly dubious, poorly controlled experiments that have not been successfully replicated will not do for "useful."
The usual answer about ghosts, you know, is "they go away when you don't believe in them."
I expect silence, or mumblings equally feeble, but go ahead, surprise me.
PS to regulars: it's good for a laugh, I guess, but it ain't no theory of-- well, anything. A waste of time.
Norman Doering · 12 December 2005
Renier · 12 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 12 December 2005
Madam Pomfrey · 12 December 2005
Lenny: "My conclusion has always been that this is because most fundamentalists, of whatever religion, actually don't worship a God ------ they worship a Book About God instead, and are too dumb to tell the difference. In effect, they are idol-worshippers, who have give a particular Book divine powers that only a god should have."
As usual Lenny hits the nail right on the head. It's what Huston Smith called "Bibliolatry."
The only way for fundamentalists to say their assertions are "scientific" is by changing the definition of science, ergo Carol's rhetorical devices (and Kansas). Alas, there is no magic word that will change reality -- outside their heads, that is.
Christopher Blake · 12 December 2005
I lost. Made a bet with my wife on how long David Heddle could stay off. The over/under was 24 hours. I said 36 to 48. My wife laughed. Said his ego wouldn't let him stay off for even 24. She was right. She usually is.
David Heddle wrote
Christopher
Okay, I'll stop. But your comment should be directed at everyone else. One reason someone like me becomes a "troll" is the N on 1 problem. I am responding (at least for the most part), not initiating. Check and see if I first commented to PvM, Wislu, Flint, you, Lenny, Aureola, k.e., ogee, etc. or if they (you) first commented to me. In other words, you should be telling them (yourself) to stop feeding the troll.
Now, where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, Adam in the Garden when he gets caught. "It's not my fault...it's the woman that you gave me." As opposed to David's (the king, not Heddle) response to Nathan when he's caught in adultery and murder. "I'm a scumbag." One is a man...the other's a weasel. Not too tough to figure out which is which.
I try to be a polite guest when I'm here. I hope you regulars will bear with me for a few minutes. I like the "Rev Dr. Lenny". He's dead on with his pizza boy analogy. No one's opinion is any more valuable than anyone else's. But, with apologies to the good "Rev", I'm going to steal his pizza boy for a few to explain why I'm here.
There are all kinds of fast food places out there. Burger joints, taco joints, pizza places, etc. Which one is best? Personal taste. Even if you like pizza, there's a lot to choose from. It's my personal opinion that you should try a few before you make up your mind. I did. I'm satisfied with my choice. My choice. Everyone has the right to choose.
David Heddle claims to work for the same pizza company that I work for. We're both pizza boys. Everyone in our company gets a manual. Some of the things in it are open to interpretation. "Hair must be neatly groomed at all times." Neatly groomed means different things to different people. OK. "You must wear your company issued shirt, pants, and hat at all times." No opinions here. Wear the uniform all the time. Period. Now, a hundred or so pages later in the manual, it says, "Never wear a pink bunny suit, or ever attach any pink bunnies to your uniform." Pretty self-explanatory, right?
Now, what do pizza boys do? They get called to make deliveries. With our company, you're not supposed to assume ('cuz you know what that makes out of you and me) why you're delivering. Maybe they're going to eat the pizza. Maybe not. Not your job. Follow the company rules, drop off the pizza, be polite, and leave. Simple. Phone number's on the box. They can call if they have questions. So, one night you're making a delivery. You see a guy at the house you're delivering to. Company uniform. Pink Bunny Suit on underneath it. Pink Bunnies sewn all over it. A fifty foot tall Pink Bunny stuck to the hat. Wow. This isn't good. You don't want to embarrass him. Maybe he's new to the company. You call him at home.
"Do you know you're not supposed to wear pink bunnies?"
"Yeah...I know...talk to the owner for me, will ya?"
Now it gets worse. The guy's got a big neon sign pointing to his house (blog spot). Not only does he wear the pink bunnies there when he has guests, he claims to be a trainer for the company. A trainer. Fortunately, his damage to the company is limited when he stays home. But, the guy can't stay home. He just can't. And the bunnies just keep getting bigger.
Now, the manual tells you that if people don't like you because you work for the company, that's OK. But, it also tells you that if they don't like you because you're wearing pink bunnies, it's bad for you and the company.
The reason I posted on this site the first time was very simple. It seems that the vast majority of people who claim to work for the pizza company (at least the ones who promote themselves the hardest) suffer from EPBS. Extreme Pink Bunny Syndrome. Not only does it make it harder for us regular pizza boys, it makes the owner look bad. Besides being a pizza boy, I actually am a trainer. Don't want to be because I don't like the responsibility. I looked up "screw up" in the dictionary. Just has my picture...and the cross references suck. They're true though. But, if you get the job...
All of these EPBS guys want to prove they're working for the right company. The manual says you can't. Evidence and proof are two completely different things. In fact, the manual says you can't know until you retire. I could elaborate about the differences between gnosis and pistis, but you PT regulars seem to grasp it much better than the vast majority of my fellow pizza boys. I have tried to point out, in private, to a great many well known pizza franchisees, and their delivery boys, that they are violating company policy. They don't care. They all seem to have their own motives, none of which have anything to do with the pizza company, or its owner. Pretty sad.
I am going to ask you PT regulars to do me a favor. You don't have to, and I wouldn't blame you if you didn't. I know it's hard enough to ignore someone who comes into your home uninvited. Harder still when they're rude. I know the whole EPBS makes it dang near impossible. Please try. I know it's harder still to stomach the big franchisees who want to make pizza in your restaurants. I don't blame you for being pissed off. You don't cook pizza in a burger joint. That's why we have pizza places. Those of us who actually work for the company try to follow the manual. We seem to be fewer and farther between, and we don't court the press. We don't try and force our pizza on anyone. If you ask why we like it, we'll tell you why we like it. Not why you should, or why you shouldn't eat what you eat. Or, why you should come to work for our company. This isn't Amway. Hard to tell now days, but its not.
I hope you're not offended by this, but you're actually performing a valuable service by laughing at the EPBS guys out there in public. I know the owner will deal with them eventually, but He takes His own sweet time. Not how I'd do it, but...I just work here. Maybe, if you ignore the guy in the pink bunny suit in your home, he'll go away. He seems to crave the attention, so maybe if it stops...nah....who am I kidding?
Thanks for letting me use the pizza boy. He looks pretty angry and confused though. Said your tips were lousy enough, now this...keeps muttering, "Would you like fries with that?...yeah, that sounds better...no more pizza for me..."
Thanks
Christopher Blake PBA
(Pizza Boy Abductor)
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 12 December 2005
AC · 12 December 2005
Lenny's Pizza Guy · 12 December 2005
Ptui! Ptui!
Dang, I hate those gags! Ack!
OK, now that that's behind us, I need to convey a Very Important Piece of Information, something you may not have known before now, but which could save your life in the immediate future--it doesn't matter where you stand on evolution, politics, the war, the latest Supreme Court nominee, who's gonna win the Super Bowl--we truly don't care what your motivation is, just don't abduct the pizza guy! We have a VERY SCARY Pizza Employees Benevolent and Protective Association. You do NOT want to mess with our, um--dues collection personnel, shall we say?
Let me be perfectly clear about today's lesson: don't abduct the pizza guy!
(To those of you who knew "Christopher Blake PBA" in life, the PEBPA offers its sincere condolences on your loss. We hope you took advantage of the opportunity to convey your sincere feelings to him the last time you saw him. If not, that's a chance you won't be getting again anytime soon. Regards, your PEBPA: "Working to get your Pizza to you, day or night, as fresh as home cooked, only faster.")