This gem is too precious to be lost during the reaction to the Dover Decision.
Do you know how the Discovery Institute likes to say the Designer might not be God, but perhaps a Space Alien or Time Traveller?
Here's a typical instance from
Phillip Johnson: Well, look out, Phil - here comes Discovery's Jonathan Witt, with what can only be described as a Freudian Slip. On Discovery's "Evolution News & Views" Blog, Witt writes"It certainly could be God, a supernatural creature, but in principle it could be space aliens of high intelligence who did the designing," he says.
Um, Jonathan, if the Designer really does turn out to be an Alien, why should the question of his identity be left to religion? Oops, Discovery - it looks like your Agenda is showing!! The image, btw, is from the cover of Michael A Lee's book Wanted: One Freudian Slip. Hat tip to Jack Krebs! UPDATE Sharp reader PaulC has found yet another Freudian Slip, this one with TMLC lawyer Richard Thompson on the PBS Jim Lehrer News Hour for Dec. 20th, saying "creationism" when he clearly meant "intelligent design." Kudos, PaulC!The article [by ID critic Hector Avalos] then goes on to give the misdefinition of intelligent right out of the NCSE's playbook (the National Center for Selling Evolution) The definition succinctly presents ID as an argument from incredulity that appeals to a supernatural agent when in fact ID appeals to positive evidence for design and merely detects design, leaving the question of the designer's identity to religion.
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Norman Doering · 21 December 2005
Bayesian Bouffant, FCD · 21 December 2005
Someone beat me to it, that 'religion' could be Raelianism. Now if he had said 'theology' instead of 'religion', he would be pretty much nailed.
Steviepinhead · 21 December 2005
Alas, poor IDiots: not just clueless, but Witt-less as well...
ruidh · 21 December 2005
The real problem with "the Designer" is that even if "the Designer" isn't God, the Designer itself must have been made by a meta-Designer. Since the Designer must be "irreducably complex", the designer could not have evolved but must have been designed. Eventually, you get back to the ur-Designer who has to be God.
I'd probably play with their heads and suggest the Designer must be Satan.
Norman Doering · 21 December 2005
PaulC · 21 December 2005
David Hudson · 21 December 2005
Doyle · 21 December 2005
The alien and/or time traveler hypothesis just begs the question "how did that highly intelligent life form come into being on its planet?" Can't they just drop that silliness and acknowledge that their hypothesis really is that somewhere at the beginning of something God acted and the results are what we see today? If enough fundamentalists understood that the ID leaders are willing to consider that the world was not created by God, that ID might stand for the proposition that aliens came here and started a process whereby humans developed through natural selection from lower forms of life, how much would the congregation kick in to buy the books?
Glen Davidson · 21 December 2005
I don't know that it's a slip at all. These are people who don't know science and don't even know religion at all well (note the idiocy of Johnson's conflation of a "supernatural designer" with an alien "designer"--no competent philosopher would make such a stupid mistake), and they can hardly keep such matters straight. They may even be deliberately abandoning their pretense.
The key to all of this would be that "naturalism" is labeled by them as "religion". Witt may have simply been saying that if one believes in God, the "designer" will be God, and if one believes in "naturalism", one would not resort to God as the agent. It's a senseless, distorted world of re-definition of science, religion, and of normal words we use to converse with, but it's this world that they'll gladly share and impose upon others.
It's the season for giving, you know.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 21 December 2005
Who cares what the stupid putz thinks. ID had its chance in court. It lost.
Game over.
I'm not interested in their whining and weeping.
Mr Christopher · 21 December 2005
PaulC · 21 December 2005
As long as we're doing Raelians, why isn't much airtime given to the power of the "many worlds" interpretation of quantum events to produce intelligent life? Granted, it's unfalsifiable and I believe it is quite unnecessary given what we know, but it does have sufficient explanatory power.
The many worlds interpretation is roughly that there is a new universe spawned for every outcome of a quantum event. Now, suppose that intelligent life is possible in the universe (which after the Jones decision I'm more inclined to believe) but that it actually does require some kind of tornado-in-a-junkyard series of steps to get going.
A trivial consequence of "many worlds" is that there are some parts of the "multiverse" in which sequences of lucky outcomes of quantum events really do look like 747s assembling spontaneously in junkyards. As intelligent agents, we humans are only privy to whatever universe we happened to emerge within; so it really doesn't matter what we would expect to happen on average. It is with probability 1 that we exist in a universe in which events conspired to produce us. That this may be a vanishingly small part of the entire sample space is irrelevant as we don't get to see the rest.
You might argue that a tornado in a junkyard would stand out as a dramatic event, but maybe not. Among all the universes that produced intelligent life, the vast majority would have only the shortest series of lucky coincidences necessary.
Now I personally think it's with probability close to 1 that a single universe like ours would evolve intelligence. Evolution is the result of a long series of very reasonable outcomes that converge to self-replicating competing systems. But in the unlikely event that you need a tornado in a junkyard, many worlds will give you infinitely many of them. I don't see why this is any less plausible a hypothesis than a "designer." It's actually a much more interesting thought experiment. Any chance I can get this taught in high school?
buddha · 21 December 2005
PaulC · 21 December 2005
Mark Nutter · 21 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 21 December 2005
Corkscrew · 21 December 2005
I've been attempting to get an analogy straight in my head. It's quite a nice analogy, but I don't want to expose it to live fire until I'm sure it's valid. It goes as follows:
Irreducibly Complex systems are unevolvabe in the same way that arches are unbuildable. With an arch, you have to build both sides up and up and then start slanting them further and further inwards, and it's quite obvious that the entire thing is going to fall down before you can put the keystone in place. With an IC system, you'd have to build the parts into the system one by one and it's quite obvious that there'd be no chance of accumulating precisely the right pattern of parts to get a working system out. Both these proofs are wrong, because both assume that the end product is constructed piecewise without "scaffolding" of any sort.
Any thoughts? Is this one worth adding to my personal arsenal?
Russell · 21 December 2005
Freelurker · 21 December 2005
Corkscrew,
I am not one of the ID-ists, but I have heard enough of their arguments to suspect that they will see the arch as an example of IC (or at least ID). Intermediate steps in the construction of the arch do not produce something useful; the arch gets built only because the builder has foreknowledge that the completed arch will be stable and useful. I see your point, but I doubt that an ID-ist will.
the_ignored · 22 December 2005
Don't know if this counts as a slip, but didn't Dembski once say
"finally, we're going to be able to take the evolutionist to court and make them defend their silly ideas"
Would anyone know where I can find that quote?
Amos · 22 December 2005
Corkscrew
I was thinking along the same lines a while ago, and then I found that origins of life biochemist A.G. Cairns-Smith had already considered IC systems at the biochemical level a decade before Behe--and used the metaphor of an arch to solve the problem. You might want to look at his writing for more detail on how he used it.
Freelurker
Actually, there are natural arches made from the erosion of stone. There's a whole national park devoted to them.
wial · 22 December 2005
To my mind the problem with ID is not the idea of design but the idea of irreducible complexity. It's pretty easy to postulate a universe created by intelligence, given articles by cosmologists Alan Guth and Andre Linde on the subject. (for an intro, read Gregory Benford's "Cosm"). That is, universes can produce the inflationary events that lead to other universes. This implies both natural selection and domestic reproduction of universes by alien intelligent designers. It may even be true that a nice stable universe like ours is more likely produced by intelligences with a good grasp of the standard model. But this is actually a more thorough refutation of god than any assertion this universe is one-off, given all its odd life-supporting characteristics. It's simpler to suggest our universe is one in a series of types, and it's not an accident ours supports life, but only because cosmology evolved from good Darwinian principles to produce universes that produce universes like ours.
As Lee Smolin has written, a tell-tale for this theory would be if the tuning of our inexplicable constants were slightly sub-optimal, since that's how evolution tends to do things.
Whether such a produced universe could include instances of irreducible complexity is an interesting question. Maybe such an instance would indicate the signature of the C average alien grad student in our parent universe who produced ours as a rough draft.
AC · 22 December 2005
Dave Thomas · 22 December 2005
the_ignored · 22 December 2005
That's it, Dave. Thanks!