First, for the sake of the reader and of West, let's first look at Judge Jones legal decision to deny the FTE to intervene. After all, understanding the legal rules is essential in understanding (the legal propriety of) Judge Jones' ruling. First of all in his March 10, 2005 Order, the Judge outlined the requirements for intervention: The Judge points out that there are two types of interventions under federal rules:Before addressing the merits of Judge Jones' assertions regarding Pandas, something needs to be said about the legal and ethical propriety of Judge Jones placing so much weight on this early textbook in his judicial opinion. Frankly, it is astounding that Judge Jones treats Pandas as central to his decision given that he refused to grant the book's publisher, the Foundation for Thought and Ethics, permission to intervene in the case in order to defend itself.
— West
So let's first look at Intervention as of rightAs FTE submits, the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure provide for two types of intervention: intervention as of right and permissive intervention. See Fed.R.Civ.P. 24. We will discuss the two types of intervention in turn.
— Judge Jones
The Judge points out that under the rules of the 3rd Circuit Court of Appeals, all of the following four tests need to be satisfiedIntervention as of Right. Upon timely application anyone shall be permitted to intervene in an action: (2) when the applicant claims an interest relating to the property or transaction which is the subject of the action and the applicant is so situated that the disposition of the action may as a practicable matter impair or impede the applicant's ability to protect that interest, unless the applicant's interest is adequately represented by existing parties. Fed.R.Civ.P. 24(a)
The Judge found that the FTE failed the timeliness requirementthe Third Circuit Court of Appeals has instructed that Fed.R.Civ.P. 24(a) entitles an applicant to intervene if the applicant establishes that all prongs of the following four-part test are satisfied: (1) the application for intervention is timely; (2) the applicant has a sufficient interest in the litigation; (3) the interest may be affected or impaired, as a practical matter by the disposition of the action; and (4) the interest is not adequately represented by an existing party in the litigation.
However, the judge still applies the additional three testsWe are in agreement with the parties that the advanced stage of this litigation renders FTE's application untimely as it will cause prejudice, delay, and added expense to the parties. In that regard, we conclude that application of the Mountain Top factors, which we previously delineated, to this case demonstrates that FTE's Motion is untimely.
Again the Judge, in the exercise of completeness, considers all the relevant tests. Judge Jones' ruling to deny FTE's motion sets the standard for his thorough ruling in the Kitzmiller case. The three other tests are Interest in the litigationAlthough the Applicant carries the burden of proving all four parts of the test under Fed.R.Civ.P. 24(a) and has failed to do so with respect to the timeliness of intervention, in the exercise of completeness, we will analyze the remaining three prongs of the test in this narrative. See Alcan Aluminum, 25 F.3d at n.9; see
andWe do not find that the scenario raised by FTE, specifically that if this Court should find IDT to be the equivalent of creation science, which will result in the loss of hundreds of thousands of dollars to FTE, constitutes a "legal interest as distinguished from interests of a general and indefinite character." Harris, 820 F.2d at 601; see also United States v. American Telephone and Telegraph Co., 642 F.2d 1285, 1292 (D.C. Cir. 1980).
Potential Impairment of the InterestIn addition, we find that Applicant has not demonstrated a "tangible threat to a legally cognizable interest[.]" Harris, 820 F.2d at 601. Although FTE may be quite concerned with the outcome of the litigation in this case, the afore-mentioned concern does not rise to the level of a significantly protectable interest in the litigation warranting intervention as a party. Therefore, Applicant has not demonstrated an interest in the litigation to justify intervention as of right pursuant to Fed.R.Civ.P. 24(a).
Once an applicant for intervention has established that he or she has a sufficient legal interest in the underlying dispute, the applicant must also show that the interest is in jeopardy in the lawsuit. Alcan Aluminum, 25 F.3d at 1181, n.9; see also Harris, 820 F.2d at 596. In making such a determination, the court is obligated to assess the "practicable consequences of the litigation," and "may consider any significant legal effect on the applicants' interest." Id. at 601.
andAs we have previously determined that seeking to intervene, to prevent potentially significant economic loss from potential decline in books sales to public educational institutions, is not a cognizable interest in the litigation which warrants intervention as of right on the part of Applicant, it logically follows that we need not determine whether Applicant's alleged interest as so expressed is placed in jeopardy by the case sub judice. Accordingly, the Applicant has failed to prove this part of the intervention as of right test.
Representation by Existing Party in LitigationMoreover, to the extent that the stare decisis effect of an order declaring intelligent design instruction to be unconstitutional in a public school might require FTE to redirect its marketing efforts, that indirect, remote, and attenuated effect fails to "impair" FTE's interest.
Having rejected intervention as of right, the court continues to examine "Applicant's alternative argument that the Court grant their intervention application under Fed.R.Civ.P. 24(b), which provides for permissive intervention". The Judge observes that:After careful consideration of the parties' submissions and the record, including but not limited to the three typical reasons constituting inadequate representation as specified by the Third Circuit Court of Appeals, we do not find that any interest alleged by Applicant is not being adequately represented by Defendants in this action for the additional reasons that follow. See Hoots, 672 F.2d 1135.
Whether to grant permissive intervention is within the Court's discretion, but in making this determination, courts consider whether the proposed intervenors will add anything to the litigation.
Both the Dover School Board and the Plaintiffs were objecting to FTE's intervention requests.Additionally, if the interests of the proposed intervenors are already represented in the litigation, courts deny such application to intervene. Hoots, 672 F.2d at 1136.
West observed that "something needs to be said about the legal and ethical propriety of Judge Jones placing so much weight on this early textbook in his judicial opinion". Given the legal history, it should be clear that the Judge acted within legal guidelines and rules. Again, it seems to me that West could have saved himself much embarassment if he had familiarized himself with the legal history. West may disagree with the legal rulings, especially since the ruling disagree so much with the Discovery Institute's position, but to call into question the legal and ethical propriety of the Judge without showing any familiarity with the legal landscape seems rather peculiar to me. Finally, West seems to make a big deal about the judge limiting the FTE's Amicus Brief submission to 5000 words. West seems to be unfamiliar with the Local Rules of the Court, especially rule LR 7.8 Contents and Length of Pretrial Briefs.Both parties oppose permissive intervention. Plaintiffs submit that FTE's defense would present a question of fact in common with that already asserted in the lawsuit, namely, whether intelligent design is fundamentally a religious proposition rather than a scientific one. Plaintiffs maintain that FTE will not add any defense to the instant case that Defendants have not already demonstrated that they will present. (Pls.' Br. Opp. Mot. Intervene at 20). Likewise, Defendants oppose permissive intervention by FTE and argue that they adequately represent any generalized interest in IDT that is shared with FTE. (Defs.' Br. Opp. Mot. Intervene at 5).
Again, Judge Jones is following the local rules of the Court. This rule applies equally to all parties involved. Did the FTE even file a motion to exceed the length limits? I have found no record of this in the Amicus Filings. In fact, in ruling on the filings of the DI Amicus brief, the Judge showed significant judicial restraint(1) Unless the requirements of Local Rule 7.8 (b)(2) and (3) are met, no brief shall exceed fifteen (15) pages in length. (2) A brief may exceed fifteen (15) pages so long as it does not exceed 5,000 words.(3) No brief exceeding the limits described in this rule may be filed without prior authorization. Any motion seeking such authorization shall specify the length of the brief requested and shall be filed at least two (2) working days before the brief is due.
Legal History The rich legal history of the FTE intervention shows that questioning the Judge's legal propriety in this case seems a hard one to actually support. I have yet to locate the Defendants' oppostion to FTE's motion to intervene. Any hints would be welcome.Despite the fact that amici failed to formally request leave of Court before filing the submissions, we will review them absent the request of formal leave as we do not find it necessary to elevate form over substance.1 1 We do note however, that the better practice is that a motion seeking leave of Court to file an amicus brief should be filed concurrently with any future amici submissions.
333 Comments
PvM · 28 December 2005
I found the Defendants' memorandum of law in Opposition to FTE dated 2005-06-06. It is clear that even the defendants did not consider FTE's intervention supportable by law.
Alexey Merz · 28 December 2005
Ouch.
Mark Perakh · 28 December 2005
Kudos to the team of Pim and Tim. West's diatribe would be good for laughs if West and Co were not so deadly serious.
sir_toejam · 28 December 2005
Indeed, lest we forget the "vice strategy", as proposed by Dembski et. al.
laughable, unless it becomes reality. Then we'd all be pretty screwed.
NEVER forget the motivations of these folks. They are psychologically unbalanced and are capable of anything when pressured.
Steve S · 28 December 2005
When I think of John West I get an image of Yosimite Sam with steam shooting out his ears.
"RackafrazzinJudgegrumblemublesTarnation..."
sir_toejam · 28 December 2005
lol
Corkscrew · 28 December 2005
Something's been bugging me for a while now.
The creationists on the Dover School Board wrote a policy.
That policy was ruled illegal upon application of the Lemon test.
So where are all the funny graphics of "Of Pandas And People" proclaiming that "it's a Lemon!"? Come on, the people need humour dammit!
snaxalotl · 28 December 2005
"...if this Court should find IDT to be the equivalent of creation science, which will result in the loss of hundreds of thousands of dollars to FTE..."
but wait, I'm confused ... dembski's latest opinion is that this ruling will have no impact on the ID movement apart from galvanizing its supporters...
Russell · 28 December 2005
I have a theory.
My theory (which, incidentally, is mine) is that John West is an idiot. It is, however, just a theory
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 28 December 2005
sir_toejam · 28 December 2005
oh, btw, since Dembski mentioned his "main site" is designinference.com... what do we see as the most recent link there but:
The Vise Strategy: Squeezing the Truth out of Darwinists.
nuff said.
these folks wish violence done to the non-believers. need i say more?
Larry Fafarman · 29 December 2005
Please note that West's observation was made with the benefit of hindsight. Had the defendants foreseen the emphasis that the judge's opinion would place on the Panda book, they might very well have supported the publisher's request to intervene.
I now see Judge Jones as a heavy-handed activist judge. Here are some of the things he did --
(1) He appointed himself to be the sole final judge of the scientific merits of irreducible complexity.
(2) In violation of attorney-client privilege, he quoted a private communication between the school board and the school board's Solicitor and used it against the defendants.(pages 111-112 of opinion)
(3) He essentially barred the school board from ever requiring that any criticism of evolution theory be taught or discussed in the Dover Area schools.
Larry Fafarman · 29 December 2005
PvM · 29 December 2005
PvM · 29 December 2005
Larry Fafarman · 29 December 2005
Larry Fafarman · 29 December 2005
This is the part of West's statement that should have been quoted --
"FTE wanted to cross-examine the ACLU's witnesses as well as present its own experts, evidence, and arguments during the trial. Yet Judge Jones rejected FTE's motion for intervention. FTE was eventually allowed to submit a "friend of the court" brief to Judge Jones, but such briefs do not have the same status as evidence and arguments presented at trial, and the brief was limited to no more than 5,000 words (including footnotes). That's right, Judge Jones allowed FTE a mere 5,000 words to rebut literally hundreds of pages of testimony and allegations made by the ACLU. How is that for fair and impartial justice? Given Judge Jones' explicit refusal to allow FTE to present a defense in the Dover case, his condemnation of FTE's textbook was grotesque."
This trial is increasingly looking like a travesty of justice.
Corkscrew · 29 December 2005
Corkscrew · 29 December 2005
Regards the amount of stuff the FTE was allowed to do:
1) The judge has authority to restrict it as much as he likes. He was under no obligation to give the FTE any of his (and everyone else's) time at all. The default position for him to take was, in fact, "no, push off" - unless the FTE could provide a sufficiently convincing reason why they should be included.
2) The judge appears to have decided that the FTE was unlikely to add any value to the case that they couldn't summarise in 5000 words (I'd tend to agree - feel free to provide suggestions as to what all that cross-examining etc could have achieved if you disagree. Remember that we already had one party attempting to rebut the Kitzmiller lawyers' arguments).
3) If the judge had given the FTE free rein, it would have massively increased the length of the trial, incurring considerable further costs to all parties (not least the good ol' US of A).
3a) This is partially because the FTE waited til the last minute to file their request.
4) Therefore I provisionally conclude that the judge was in fact legally and morally correct in denying the FTE's request. I'd need to read up in more detail to be certain of this though.
5) This means that melodramatic comments about the trial being a travesty don't strike me as terribly convincing, and in fact only serve to feed my well-developed superiority complex. Please do not feed the complex.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 29 December 2005
Larry, you are blithering again.
Tell us about the meteor showers, Larry. (snicker) (giggle)
RupertG · 29 December 2005
stefan · 29 December 2005
Larry's "should have been quoted" quote doesn't help in the slightest. The FTE was not allowed to intervene, yes formally by the judge, but with the active and willing agreement of both plaintiffs and defendants. So constantly complaining that the FTE wasn't "allowed" to intervene is rather bizarre. West might as well be directing his outrage at the Dover school board for not wanting FTE either.
In addition, emphasizing the "mere 5,000 words" verbiage is just fake outrage. The rules were clear and Judge Jones even could have completely rejected the brief had he wanted to.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 29 December 2005
Hey, somebody ask Larry about the Holocaust . . . .
(snicker) (giggle)
Larry Fafarman · 29 December 2005
RupertG · 29 December 2005
Ah, OK, I'm getting the picture. This is one of those irregular areas of English grammar.
I indulge in meaningless semantic nitpicking
You provide proof of a major miscarriage of justice
He appoints himself Supreme Justice by wishing really, really hard
See also...
ACTIVIST JUDGE: one with whom I disagree, but cannot fault at law
LAW: Set of rules annoyingly contrived so as not to automatically confirm my prejudices
SCIENCE: A religion, promoted for perverse reasons by power-mad liberals
RELIGION: A science that would make our schoolchildren unique in the world, were it not irrationally denied them.
GOD: See DESIGNER
DESIGNER: Oooh, look at this pretty sea shell!
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Larry Fafarman · 29 December 2005
Corkscrew · 29 December 2005
improvius · 29 December 2005
Filby · 29 December 2005
Russell Wrote:
I have a theory.
My theory (which, incidentally, is mine) is that John West is an idiot. It is, however, just a theory
Note that this is NOT a scientific theory because it is not falsifiable!
Bob Maurus · 29 December 2005
Larry,
A minor point, but one worth making. In your #65589 you mention "Clinton's "I did not have sex with that woman."" That is a misquote. He said, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman," which was a truthful statement.
Stephen Elliott · 29 December 2005
Louis · 29 December 2005
Moses · 29 December 2005
Moses · 29 December 2005
Corkscrew · 29 December 2005
yellow fatty bean · 29 December 2005
It would be quite amusing to see the publishers of OP&P interviewed on a national program.
How do you think they would react to the "here are all the places you did a search and replace of 'creationism' with 'intelligent design' " ?
"When we said 'creationism', we didn't mean God or nuthin,....."
"The intelligent designer could be anyone (wink,wink)"
"We think the Earth is somwhere between 6,000 and 4,500,000,000 years old, it's an open question"
"As my good friend the president of the Southern Baptist Convention just explained, ID is NOT about religion"
The more the IDiots/YECtards talk, the dumber they look.
Attacked by the "Intelligent, educated segment of society" indeed.
Moses · 29 December 2005
Flint · 29 December 2005
KL · 29 December 2005
Larry, I still need to know what your alma mater(s) is(are). I spent the morning writing letters of recommendation, and I really need to know if I am sending any of my students down your path.
I am amazed. Some of you have been busy all night!
Corkscrew · 29 December 2005
All night? I'm British, you insensitive clod! :P
KL · 29 December 2005
Okay then, Corkscrew! You must think some of us Yanks are crazy, yes?
Wait, maybe you shouldn't answer that. My Brit relatives call us "savage Americans"... ;)
Stephen Elliott · 29 December 2005
KL · 29 December 2005
Are you guilty of assuming a priori that all posters are in your time-zone?
Yup
Guilty as charged
Embarrassing, considering that what we Americans are so guilty of is seeing things only from our own point of view! Shame on me... thirty lashes with His noodly appendage.
(on top of proving my UK relatives correct)
Stephen Elliott · 29 December 2005
Corkscrew · 29 December 2005
What is it with you americans and your kinky fetishes?
Steve S · 29 December 2005
Stephen Elliott · 29 December 2005
gwangung · 29 December 2005
Thinking about Keira Knightly in a pirate outfit is not THAT kinky...
Stephen Elliott · 29 December 2005
Another point Larry,
Why do you not start objecting to Newtonian gravity being taught? After all that has already been proven incorect, and you could find loads of scientific papers (even experimental evidence) to back you up.
Scientists and the whole (technically) educated population know Newton is not quite right. Perhaps it is an evil conspiracy.
So why pick on evolution? What on Earth could your motivation be?
Mr Christopher · 29 December 2005
Judges are always ruling in cases where they are not themselves an expert witness. We see judges rule in medical malpractice cases all the time yet they themselves are not doctors. They must listen to the expert medial witnesses and decide what is a legitimate medical procedure or treatment and what is not. We see judges rule in business cases yet they do not own or manage businesses. We see them rule in construction disputes yet they are not home builders. So Jones' ruling that intelligent design creationism is not science does not in any way suggest he overstepped his bounds.
Judges are concerned with the application of the law and they rely on *expert* testimony to base their conclusions. The best intelligent design creationists represented spoke for the defense and gave it their best shot. Their best shot proved intelligent design creationism is not science.
It has already been noted that in the Dover trail the best witness for the plaintiff were the defense expert witnesses. This is because intelligent design creationism is NOT science. if you let intelligent design creationist speak their cause they cannot hide the fact that it is not science and is in fact warmer over creationism.
A side note -
Word to the wise, Larry Farma posts over on the LJWorld site (Kansas) and to put it in laymans terms he is crazy and unable to comprehend certain ideas.
Good luck trying to 'reason' with him.
Corkscrew · 29 December 2005
Mr Christopher · 29 December 2005
Alexey Merz · 29 December 2005
Hey Larry, tell us about how meteor showers caused the Holocaust. Or is it the other way around?
Steve S · 29 December 2005
With this decision, people like Larry can sense the impending demise of ID as a cryptocreationist strategy, and they're lashing out. Not surprising. Dembski closing his blog is probably another sign.
He would have closed it anyway, or farmed out the comments censorship to DaveScot or Salvador. By now, as someone else on this site put it, getting up every 15 minutes to remove all criticism was probably gettin real old.
Larry Fafarman · 29 December 2005
yellow fatty bean · 29 December 2005
funny how UK schools still manage not to throw religiously motivated psuedo-scientific nonsense into the mix.
Was the line "LOL ROFLMAO" really in "Inheret the Wind" ?
PvM · 29 December 2005
Mr Christopher · 29 December 2005
Hey Larry what is your take on the Raelian "atheist intelligent design" theory? I mean if we are going to teach the controversy shouldn't their theory be taught as well?
Although they make no mention of mouse traps, or Mt Rushmore, or similar scientific principles of intelligent design creationism, the Raelians claim to not only know who the designers are, they claim to be in contact with them. We're talking about a smoking gun here, fella.
Behe and Dembski propose the intelligent designer could be a space man or alien and it not neccesarily a God. If this is true why has neither Behe nor Dembski written about or explored the Raelian theory and evidence? The Raelians support intelligent design creationism yet Behe and Dembski seem to be ignoring them.
I mean the Raelians are saying "hey we are in touch with the intelligent designers" yet Behe and Dembski ignore them. What kind of science is that where they completley ignore a threory (or in this case evidence) that supports and sheds light on their own?
The intelligent design creationists say the designer may be a space man, the Raelians say they are in contact with the intelligent designing space men yet Behe and Dembski ignore them? How utterly unscientific of the IDC camp.
What up wif dat, Larry? Looks like Behe and Dembski really mean the intelligent designer IS God, otherwise they would be hooking up with the Raleians and doing some serious science with them.
I wonder if Behe and Dembski are simply jealous of Raelian "atheist intelligent design theory" and that's why they make no mention of it?
From what I can tell it appears the Raleians have scooped the intelligent design creationists.
What's your take on it?
PvM · 29 December 2005
Steve S · 29 December 2005
to add to PvM's comment, the FTE's book was listed in a catalog under the category "Creation Science."
yellow fatty bean · 29 December 2005
PvM · 29 December 2005
minimalist · 29 December 2005
Larry, you know what's really great about the church/state entwinement in Europe? It fosters apathy, if not the complete rejection of religion. The UK, Spain, France, Germany, and many other nations: they've all had precipitously falling rates of belief and church attendance, and they have institutional religion to thank for it. (The collaboration between churches and the darker aspects of European history [Franco-era Spain, you-know-what-era Germany] didn't help either.)
Daily school prayers become nothing more than empty words, recited while young minds wander to the more important topics of football and the opposite gender. An adolescent becoming aware of politics sees the church's ties to a demonstrably corrupt government. In becoming all-pervasive, religion just slips into the background noise of daily life.
The marriage of church and state will probably be the thing that kills fundamentalism for good in America. I've yet to decide if it would be worth the intervening decades of regression and barbarity.
Larry Fafarman · 29 December 2005
FastEddie · 29 December 2005
Jones had no choice but to address the question "Is ID science?" BOTH parties agreed that the Lemon Test was appropriate to this case (see p. 9 of Jones' opinion).
The first prong of the Lemon Test requires a government action related to the First Amendment to have a valid secular purpose. Despite the school board's overt religious motive for the ID policy, it still might have passed this first prong of the Lemon Test had ID been shown to be a scientific concept, since the inclusion of a scientific concept in a science curriculum is obviously a valid secular purpose.
However, the testimony of the **ID experts** themselves clearly dictated Jones' finding that ID is NOT science. Consider what the ID expert witnesses revealed in their testimony on this question:
1. The National Academy of Sciences (NAS) states that science is limited to natural explanations about observable natural phenomena. Supernatural explanations are excluded because such forces cannot be observed, measured, or tested. Both plaintiffs and defendants recognize the NAS as the "most prestigious" scientific organization in the country (pp. 65-66).
2. ID experts Behe and Minnich testified that it is "implausible that the designer is a natural entity" and that ID does not exclude the possibility that the designer is supernatural (p. 67).
3. Defense experts Fuller and Minnich agreed that one goal of the ID movement is to change the ground rules of science to allow supernatural explanations. William Dembski, a prominent member of the ID movement, and the Discovery Institute agree. The Supreme Court recognizes supernatural explanations as "an inherently religious concept" (pp. 67-68).
4. Behe stated that if his broader definition of science were used, ID could be considered science. However, he admitted that his definition of science would also include astrology (p. 68).
5. Behe, Fuller, and Minnich concede that ID is not a theory by the NAS definition and that at most it is fringe science with no acceptance in the scientific community (p. 70).
6. Behe admitted there are no peer-reviewed scientific articles advocating ID. Nor is there any peer-reviewed scientific research to support his assertion that certain biological structures are irreducibly complex (p. 88).
In addition, every major scientific organization in the country which has taken a position on the scientific merits of ID has concluded that ID is not science (pp. 69-70).
Given this, Jones had no choice but to conclude that ID is not science and therefore the board's ID policy had no valid secular function. Thus, the ID policy fails the first prong of the Lemon Test. Game, set, match.
PvM · 29 December 2005
Well stated Fast Eddie
Larry Fafarman · 29 December 2005
roger Tang · 29 December 2005
Note how the judge treated irreducible complexity, the foremost concept of intelligent design. He did not say that it is OK to teach IC in the Dover schools if it is done in philosophy class
Actually, I think he did. There are references to doing just that in other type classes, that included philosophy.
KL · 29 December 2005
Larry! You're back!
I still need to know your alma mater(s). Gotta get these letters posted.
sir_toejam · 29 December 2005
oh god, no! larry has invaded another thread?
don't we have containment protocols for infectious disease?
His mind really belongs in the after the bar closes area.
Greg H · 29 December 2005
FastEddie · 29 December 2005
Jones also wrote on p. 137: "Nor do we controvert that ID should continue to be studied, debated, and discussed. As stated, our conclusion today is that it is unconstitutional to teach ID as an alternative to evolution in a public school **science** classroom."
He does NOT prohibit ID from other parts of the curriculum, only the science curriculum.
Moreover, Jones' denigrate-disparage comment when read in the context of the whole narrative does NOT mean criticisms of evolution cannot be taught. The history of the Dover situation, particularly Bonsell's and Buckingham's 2004 comments on evolution as well as the crafting of the actual ID statement, makes it clear the school board took scientifically unfounded pot shots at evolution. Bonsell and Buckingham also used strong-arm tactics to cow the science teachers into reducing the amount of classroom time allocated to evolution. THIS is what Jones was referring to with his denigrate-disparage injunction.
PvM · 29 December 2005
PvM · 29 December 2005
gregonomic · 29 December 2005
Larry.
Over on another thread, you argued that Dover citizens shouldn't have to foot the "exorbitant legal bill" incurred by the attorneys for the plaintiffs.
But now you're arguing that the FTE should have been given the opportunity to defend "Of Pandas and People" during the case, which would surely have made the case even longer (but without affecting the outcome), and would therefore have cost the citizens of Dover even more?
James Taylor · 29 December 2005
sir_toejam · 29 December 2005
Steviepinhead · 29 December 2005
I don't care about "Larry" anymore at all. He's demonstrated himself to be a maroon many times over.
However, for the rest of the curious readers out there, please note the one word that "Larry" keeps overlooking everytime he goes after Judge Jones's proscriptions--the board may not require the district's science teachers to foist ID's psuedoscience on their students.
There's a big difference between telling this mendacious board what it cannot impose upon the science curriculum (what the judge actually did) and telling the science teachers themselves what they can and cannot appropriately teach (what the judge did not do).
cogzoid · 29 December 2005
Larry, let's take a look at what you cite with open eyes. I'll even highlight the important words in case your eyes are bad.
"we will enter an order permanently enjoining Defendants from maintaining the ID Policy in any school within the Dover Area School District, from requiring teachers to denigrate or disparage the scientific theory of evolution, and from requiring teachers to refer to a religious, alternative theory known as ID."
Does that help? Do you see how teachers can still bring up ID or IC in classes? Yes, all of them. Even science class. But, the school board cannot require them to do so. There's no restriction of free speech here, since ID and IC have not been banned. There is an unholding of free speech.
-Dan
gregonomic · 29 December 2005
sir_toejam · 29 December 2005
btw, didn't the new pro-science Dover school board even say that they intend ID will be discussed in social studies class?
Judge didn't rule against them doing that now, did he.
sir_toejam · 29 December 2005
gregonomic · 29 December 2005
sir_toejam · 29 December 2005
Mr Christopher · 29 December 2005
According to recent quotes from current (new) Dover board members not only does the Dover school plan on having intelligent design covered in a social studies class they are keeping that collection of garbage known as "of Pandas and People" in the school library. They do plan to get rid of the other 58 copies and keep just one.
So much for Larry's conspiracy to stifle free speech theory. Larry whether you like it or not intelligent design creationism is alive and well in Dover, just not as science and it's out of the science class (where it never had any business in the first place).
Hey Larry do you work for the Discovery Institute? If you don't already you probably should. When I read your comments and "unique" insight and compare it to John West I see a match made in an intelligently designed heaven.
Do you have any theology or English degrees? If so maybe you could get a job as a scientist at the DI?
Larry Fafarman · 29 December 2005
sir_toejam · 29 December 2005
I'm gonna hate myself in the morning, but I have what i think is an interesting question for Larry about the role of government in morality:
why is polygamy illegal, Larry?
should it be?
What is the theory behind the value of monogomy? Is it religious or scientific?
sir_toejam · 29 December 2005
Larry, didn't you post that exact same post in the other thread?
that's a big no-no. cross posting can get you ousted as a spammer.
Steviepinhead · 29 December 2005
Son, we already know you're a maroon.
Lacking your learning disability, however, it's really not necessary for you to remind us every half hour or so.
We get it already: you're a maroon!.
(Sigh.)
Steve · 29 December 2005
Larry:
You say: "In this context, his ruling against anything that "denigrate[s] or disparage[s] the scientific theory of evolution" may be interpreted as applying this absolute ban to other criticisms of evolution theory as well."
No. It. Can't.
It's clear that you *want* to interpret it this way so you can complain about it. But no reasonable reading of the entire ruling could be interpreted that way.
Larry, the horse is dead. Stop beating it.
gregonomic · 29 December 2005
Mr Christopher · 29 December 2005
Larry, are you not aware that Dover plans to have intelligent design creationism in a social studies class? Jones did not forbid intelligent design creationism from the classroom.
And were you not aware that criticizing and denigrating/disparaging are not the same? They can criticize all day long they cannot be *required* to denigrate and disparage.
Dude, try www.dictionary.com
And I was serious, if you have an English or Theology degree you should contact the DI and apply for a job as a scientist. I mean at the DI ther eis no0t must dinstinction between theology and biology so what the heck, give it a shot! I bet you'd get an interview.
sir_toejam · 29 December 2005
gregonomic · 29 December 2005
Can someone CTRL-C Larry? I think he's stuck in an infinite loop.
sir_toejam · 29 December 2005
Mr Christopher · 29 December 2005
Larry, are you not aware that Dover plans to have intelligent design creationism in a social studies class? Jones did not forbid intelligent design creationism from the classroom.
And were you not aware that criticizing and denigrating/disparaging are not the same? They can criticize all day long they cannot be *required* to denigrate and disparage.
Dude, try www.dictionary.com
And I was serious, if you have an English or Theology degree you should contact the DI and apply for a job as a scientist. I mean at the DI there is not much dinstinction between theology and biology (they're practically the same at the DI) so what the heck, give it a shot! I bet you'd get an interview.
Alexey Merz · 29 December 2005
Hey Larry, you might want to go here and see how you score. When your index finger gets tired from pressing the keys on your calculator, come on back and let the rest of us know how you did.
sir_toejam · 29 December 2005
ah, there it is. thanks alexey.
Larry Fafarman · 29 December 2005
sir_toejam · 29 December 2005
Mr Christopher · 29 December 2005
Well if they are so intimidated why are they planning to talk about intelligent design creationism in social studies class in Dover?
Astonishingly they seem to have been able to not only read all 139 pages but also understand what Judge Jones' intent was.
The current Dover board gets it, the Dover teachers get it, you seem to be the only one who desn't get it. Well you and the Discovery Institute.
Ubernatural · 29 December 2005
Bill Gascoyne · 29 December 2005
OK, guys, at what point do we post a "Do Not Feed The Trolls" sign on Larry's stuff?
Steviepinhead · 29 December 2005
ben · 29 December 2005
Bing · 29 December 2005
Corkscrew · 29 December 2005
cogzoid · 29 December 2005
Ed Darrell · 29 December 2005
Vampyrotheuthis infernalis · 29 December 2005
I bet I can read it to anyone for an even better rate than Ed. I'm a starving student! If you like I'll even use funny voices like a mother reading "Go, Dog, Go!"
This is a nice forum, or "virtual pub", by the way. Anyone know where I can get a "virtual Jack and Coke"?
Sir_Toejam · 29 December 2005
OT, but important to anyone who uses windows XP:
I just got nailed by some very nasty spyware that utilizes a newly found exploit in WMF files specifically under windows XP. I'ts all over the tech news right now.
anywho, if you want to avoid having to spend the rest of your day trying to restore your system, I highly suggest avoiding any new internet sites until MS posts a fix.
I think good anti-spyware detectors might catch this, but maybe not (didn't work for me).
just thought you should know.
Steve S · 29 December 2005
Larry didn't know the basics of what communications are priveledged before calling the judge a "jackass" on the issue. To expect him to read the judge's full opinion is bordering on insane.
Flint · 29 December 2005
Moses · 29 December 2005
roger Tang · 29 December 2005
How many people are going to bother searching the whole 139 pages of this long-winded opinion in the hope of finding an exception to the above ruling?
Folks who want to know what they're talking about.
This obviously excludes you, or else you wouldn't have pulled that howler about privileged communications or a "total" ban of ID.
The above statement was the judge's final ruling. He should have chosen his words very carefully. He did not.
Actually, he did. But since you can't be bothered to either read the whole thing or understand the legal context of the decision, I can see why made such mind numbingly stupid statements.
He DID write 139 pages. He expected folks to read ALL of it to understand his decision. You CAN'T take shortcuts. You CAN'T get lazy. Or you're going to get scorched in any discussion (like what's happening now)
Do it right, or don't do it at all.
Alexey Merz · 29 December 2005
Larry is willing contribute hundreds of lines of ignorant blather to a comment thread but is too lazy to read 139 pages of big type. He clearly can read. He clearly doesn't want to. Maybe he's afraid of reading things that will prove him wrong. Poor lazy Larry. Poor, poor cowardly Larry.
Poor Larry.
Larry Fafarman · 29 December 2005
Larry Fafarman · 29 December 2005
Alexey Merz · 29 December 2005
Steve S · 29 December 2005
so earlier the judge should be blamed for not considering as priveledged information that didn't qualify two (possibly three) ways, and then larry said the judge should be blamed for deciding whether ID is science like both parties asked, and now the judge should be blamed for how someone else will misinterpret a sentence out of context.
It is easy to see why ID isn't accomplishing anything.
gregonomic · 29 December 2005
bill · 29 December 2005
Any science teacher who introduced ID into her classroom would be larridotic.
Larry Fafarman · 29 December 2005
PvM · 29 December 2005
Sigh... LArry, stop blaming others for your inability to read the Judge's ruling.
cogzoid · 29 December 2005
cogzoid · 29 December 2005
UnMark · 29 December 2005
I keep seeing Judge Jones called all sorts of names, given all sorts of labels, and generally denigrated and disparaged as both a person and a Judge. Couldn't some of the more egregious accusations, such as those from West, be considered libel and prosecuted as such?
Larry, you, like most ID/C peddlers, are *far* too arrogant and weak (in mind, body, and spirit) to ever believe that you aren't Divinely Inspired. I, however, have a rather bad upper back and neck ache right now due to the Designer's total Incompetence at designing the human body. . . .
Furthermore, do you have evidence that the Theory of Evolution is a hoax? If not, retract your claim.
Best regards.
Steve S · 29 December 2005
bill · 29 December 2005
Tip for Larry: ride the new horse, Sudden Appearance Theory
Creationism Horse died.
Scientific Creationism Horse died.
Intelligent Design Horse died.
And a piece of advice. Contact your pals at FTE and have them write an entirely new book. Be very careful to destroy all copies of all drafts. Start with SAT and stay with SAT.
Mull this over for at least 20 years, then return.
I think it's a winning strategy.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 29 December 2005
Tice with a J · 29 December 2005
Flint · 29 December 2005
While I'm not a lawyer and I don't read legal decisions for a living, I've read a few hundred, and I found Judge Jones' decision one of the most entertaining I've ever seen. If it has any dry parts, I can't find them. Instead, the temptation is to quote paragraph after paragraph, page after page. Jones is clear, complete, and dead nuts accurate with every sentence in the whole 140 pages.
I can't see any confusing or hair-splitting coming out of this decision, because no matter what argument the IDologists make, it's possible to extract half a dozen direct quotes that answer the argument unambiguously and with no confusion about context.
And as a result, West and the DI (and fellow travellers) are having a particularly hard time misconstruing the decision. Instead, they are reduced to raising points about "ethics" and "propriety" and other hazy denigrations and disparagements, rather than genuine criticism. Hilariously, some apologists are even reduced to claiming that denigrations and disparagements ARE genuine criticism.
I find it most gratifying that in response to all of this kvetching, the response is a direct quote from the decision. Those quotes invariably make it clear exactly how transparently dishonest the complaints are. There is simply no plausible argument that someone has innocently misunderstood anything anywhere in the decision.
Steve · 29 December 2005
OK, *I* have a question. I've been trying to think of a way to ask this for awhile, but UnMark's last post gave me the opening. I teach anatomy to college students, and for a long time now (since even before the masking of creationism as "intelligent design") I've been telling my students that if they want any evidence of how humans weren't the product of divine creation that they didn't have to look any further than the flaws in the human design itself. Let's face it, with spinal columns that curve in a way to guarantee that an upright biped would have back problems, arches that fall, wisdom teeth that get impacted, and collar bones that don't serve any function in an animal that doesn't swing from tree to tree, not to mention male nipples, the human body is anything but evidence of an all-wise creator.
My question is: Does anyone know of a site that has compiled all the really imperfect characteristics of the human body that argue more for our common ancestry with tree-dwelling primates than for our creation in some divine being's image? If not, does anyone have any other contributions for the list? My students will forever be grateful.
Tice with a J · 29 December 2005
Steve, I did a bit of looking for such a site, but as far as I can tell, no one's posted a really thorough look at all our imperfections. Several people make the argument, but they're too lazy to assemble all the evidence. It may exist, or you may have to do it yourself, in which case, go forth and conquer. On an amusing note, when I googled imperfect human body, the first thing that came up was Gray's Anatomy.
However, I have to dispute your philosophical point. I believe in an all-wise creator, but I also believe that suffering is an important part of this life. Part of my philosophy/theology is that we cannot know true joy without knowing true suffering. God wants us to know true joy, so he has given us a life of suffering. Once this life is over, we will get perfect bodies and I'm sure we'll appreciate them.
Incidentally, I also believe that God only gives obvious signs of his existence to those that already believe, so he will never allow irrefutable evidence of him to exist. Christian though I may be, ID is against my religion.
KL · 29 December 2005
To Steve:
My better half, a professor of psychology (he teaches a neurophysiology course) is compiling such a list. I'll see if I can get it. If I am allowed to give an email address on this forum, I can get you linked up tomorrow.
To Larry:
Do you ever sleep? I am still waiting on that alma mater(s). I've got more letters to write tomorrow.
Flint · 29 December 2005
Tice with a J · 29 December 2005
KL: Who is this 'Larry' person you speak of? (see Comment #65782)
jim · 30 December 2005
There's a section in the TalkOrigins site that covers this. The specific page is Evidence for Jury-Rigged Design in Nature.
I think there are abundant additional examples available. Here are some (mostly taken from the TalkOrigins pages) that I composed for a blog.
How about the design of having the testes form inside the abdomen of men, then have to pass through the abdominal wall and down to the scrotum, thereby leaving a weak spot (two, actually) in the wall. This spot, called the inguinal canal, can herniate, allowing the intestines to slop out under the skin. Herniation both screws up the intestine and cuts off/slows the blood flow to the affected testis. This will affect 1 in 3 men. What a great "Intelligent Design."
In human males, the urethra passes right through the prostate gland, a gland very prone to infection and subsequent enlargement. This blocks the urethra and is a very common medical problem in males. Putting a collapsible tube through an organ that is very likely to expand and block flow in this tube is not good design. Any moron with half a brain (or less) could design better male "plumbing".
And how about the vagina, aren't women lucky? There's an old joke going around about this poor design: what kind of designer would route the sewer pipes right through the center of the entertainment center?
How about our vestigal tail (coccyx)? Why would any designer put in the skeleton of a tail if we didn't need one?
And since you brought it up, how about the widom teeth? Did your mouth have room for them or did you have to have yours pulled like I did?
While we're talking about teeth, without modern dentistry, the "design" of your teeth would cause you to have to do without them past the age of about 30... Would you care to tell me how that is a good design?
How about the appendix? How many people have died from having this vestigal (serves no purpose) organ get infected? Doesn't seem like an Intelligent Design to me...
It can hardly be said that the human knee is well designed for kneeling. Prolonged kneeling can lead to an expansion of the bursa in front of the patella, a condition known as housemaid's knee. Doesn't seem like an good idea for a Designer to not equip its creations with the ability to perform the very actions that "he" wishes them to perform - bend their knees in prayer.
What about the clever "Design" of the human elbow. At the knob on the lower end of the humerus the ulnar nerve is exposed just under the skin. A sharp blow by a hard object causes that numbing, painful sensation called "striking the funny bone" (a pun on the name of the bone).
There are some additional design flaws that appear in the manufacturing process of humans: the fetal lanugo, the grasping reflex, the Moro reflex, and the fontanelles (areas of the brain only protected by skin, not hard bone). Even the adult human skull is too thin to provide adequate protection to the gigantic brain and the absence of brow ridges leaves the eyes poorly protected.
Need I go on?
When can we expect issuance of the recall notice on "his" defective engineering skills?
All in all, your "Intelligent Designer" would have his PE license revoked and have his butt sued off if he lived in this country.
(note, I borrowed heavily from posts at both PT and TO for this "composite". I have, alas, lost the references).
Steve · 30 December 2005
OK, point taken. Just because something is suboptimal doesn't necessarily make it a flaw. I guess I'm thinking of characteristics of the human body that just don't make sense if the basis of the body is the image of a creator god (with all the associated omnipotence that's supposed to come with that). If the suboptimal characteristic results in a greater likelihood of having health problems, I guess I'd call it a flaw, but I'm not feeling too picky on that requirement.
As for it being a profitable exercise... I use it as a pedagogical tool to get my students to think about anatomy in a historical (= evolutionary) context. They would prefer to just memorize the names of bones so they'll do better in med school. *I* want them to think about how the bones got to be the way they are, and hitting them with an assessment of "suboptimality" pulls some of them out of their complacency a little bit. Verbal tricks, I know, but a teacher has to do whatever he or she can.
Larry Fafarman · 30 December 2005
KL · 30 December 2005
To jim: great list!
Add: muscles to move the ears, hackles on the back of our necks that "rise" in response to a threat, our sparse body hair and going into "goosebumps" when we are cold.
To Tice with a j:
huh? #65782? I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I don't understand. I assume the failing is mine. Can you explain?
To Larry:
I'm still waiting...
KL · 30 December 2005
To jim: great list!
Add: muscles to move the ears, hackles on the back of our necks that "rise" in response to a threat, our sparse body hair and going into "goosebumps" when we are cold.
To Tice with a j:
huh? 65782? I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I don't understand. I assume the failing is mine. Can you explain?
To Larry:
I'm still waiting...
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
Flint · 30 December 2005
I think if I were created in the image of the Christian God, I'd at a very minimum be immortal, invulnerable to trauma, aches and pains, disease or aging, have wisdom out the wazoo, be able to perform miracles up through Class 2 (creating whole universes being Class 1), and have constant ready access to 72 virgins of AT LEAST movie actress moxie (and be able to service them all without any thought of performance anxiety). All of which should be child's play for anyone with Class 2 miracle qualifications.
Anything short of that ought to be considered a flaw. Especially aging and death. Bummer, man.
Flint · 30 December 2005
I should think if I were created in the image of the Christian God, I'd be immortal and invulnerable to aches and pains, trauma and disease, aging and death. I should be able to perform nothing less than Class 2 miracles (Class 1 being the ability to create whole universes). I should have ready access to 72 virgins of at least movie actress moxie, and be able to service them all without any thought of performance anxiety. (these should all be inherent in Class 2 miracle qualifications anyway)
Anything short of this should be flaws, big time.
Flint · 30 December 2005
I should think if I were created in the image of the Christian God, I'd be immortal and invulnerable to aches and pains, trauma and disease, aging and death. I should be able to perform nothing less than Class 2 miracles (Class 1 being the ability to create whole universes). I should have ready access to 72 virgins of at least movie actress moxie, and be able to service them all without any thought of performance anxiety. (these should all be inherent in Class 2 miracle qualifications anyway)
Anything short of this should be flaws, big time.
Flint · 30 December 2005
I should think if I were created in the image of the Christian God, I'd be immortal and invulnerable to aches and pains, trauma and disease, aging and death. I should be able to perform nothing less than Class 2 miracles (Class 1 being the ability to create whole universes). I should have ready access to 72 virgins of at least movie actress moxie, and be able to service them all without any thought of performance anxiety. (these should all be inherent in Class 2 miracle qualifications anyway)
Anything short of this should be flaws, big time.
Flint · 30 December 2005
I should think if I were created in the image of the Christian God, I'd be immortal and invulnerable to aches and pains, trauma and disease, aging and death. I should be able to perform nothing less than Class 2 miracles (Class 1 being the ability to create whole universes). I should have ready access to 72 virgins of at least movie actress moxie, and be able to service them all without any thought of performance anxiety. (these should all be inherent in Class 2 miracle qualifications anyway)
Anything short of this should be flaws, big time.
Flint · 30 December 2005
I should think if I were created in the image of the Christian God, I'd be immortal and invulnerable to aches and pains, trauma and disease, aging and death. I should be able to perform nothing less than Class 2 miracles (Class 1 being the ability to create whole universes). I should have ready access to 72 virgins of at least movie actress moxie, and be able to service them all without any thought of performance anxiety. (these should all be inherent in Class 2 miracle qualifications anyway)
Anything short of this should be flaws, big time.
Flint · 30 December 2005
I should think if I were created in the image of the Christian God, I'd be immortal and invulnerable to aches and pains, trauma and disease, aging and death. I should be able to perform nothing less than Class 2 miracles (Class 1 being the ability to create whole universes). I should have ready access to 72 virgins of at least movie actress moxie, and be able to service them all without any thought of performance anxiety. (these should all be inherent in Class 2 miracle qualifications anyway)
Anything short of this should be flaws, big time.
Flint · 30 December 2005
I should think if I were created in the image of the Christian God, I'd be immortal and invulnerable to aches and pains, trauma and disease, aging and death. I should be able to perform nothing less than Class 2 miracles (Class 1 being the ability to create whole universes). I should have ready access to 72 virgins of at least movie actress moxie, and be able to service them all without any thought of performance anxiety. (these should all be inherent in Class 2 miracle qualifications anyway)
Anything short of this should be flaws, big time.
Flint · 30 December 2005
I should think if I were created in the image of the Christian God, I'd be immortal and invulnerable to aches and pains, trauma and disease, aging and death. I should be able to perform nothing less than Class 2 miracles (Class 1 being the ability to create whole universes). I should have ready access to 72 virgins of at least movie actress moxie, and be able to service them all without any thought of performance anxiety. (these should all be inherent in Class 2 miracle qualifications anyway)
Anything short of this should be flaws, big time.
Flint · 30 December 2005
I should think if I were created in the image of the Christian God, I'd be immortal and invulnerable to aches and pains, trauma and disease, aging and death. I should be able to perform nothing less than Class 2 miracles (Class 1 being the ability to create whole universes). I should have ready access to 72 virgins of at least movie actress moxie, and be able to service them all without any thought of performance anxiety. (these should all be inherent in Class 2 miracle qualifications anyway)
Anything short of this should be flaws, big time.
Larry Fafarman · 30 December 2005
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
OT followup:
7 hours after infection by the latest trojan exploit of XP; I'm finally getting a handle on the last traces of it.
I have spent a lot of time repairing PC's and networks for money for many years, and this is the worst infection I have ever seen.
It's documented here:
http://www.informationweek.com/news/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=175701152
fair warning - make sure your anti-spyware AND anti-virus proggies are up to date, and avoid any strange websites until MS releases a patch.
again, this only applies to those using XP; other MS OS's and other OS's in general don't apply.
cheers
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
OT followup:
7 hours after infection by the latest trojan exploit of XP; I'm finally getting a handle on the last traces of it.
I have spent a lot of time repairing PC's and networks for money for many years, and this is the worst infection I have ever seen.
It's documented here:
http://www.informationweek.com/news/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=175701152
fair warning - make sure your anti-spyware AND anti-virus proggies are up to date, and avoid any strange websites until MS releases a patch.
again, this only applies to those using XP; other MS OS's and other OS's in general don't apply.
cheers
Flint · 30 December 2005
I should think if I were created in the image of the Christian God, I'd be immortal and invulnerable to aches and pains, trauma and disease, aging and death. I should be able to perform nothing less than Class 2 miracles (Class 1 being the ability to create whole universes). I should have ready access to 72 virgins of at least movie actress moxie, and be able to service them all without any thought of performance anxiety. (these should all be inherent in Class 2 miracle qualifications anyway)
Anything short of this should be flaws, big time.
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
OT followup:
7 hours after infection by the latest trojan exploit of XP; I'm finally getting a handle on the last traces of it.
I have spent a lot of time repairing PC's and networks for money for many years, and this is the worst infection I have ever seen.
It's documented here:
http://www.informationweek.com/news/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=175701152
fair warning - make sure your anti-spyware AND anti-virus proggies are up to date, and avoid any strange websites until MS releases a patch.
again, this only applies to those using XP; other MS OS's and other OS's in general don't apply.
cheers
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
test
Flint · 30 December 2005
I should think if I were created in the image of the Christian God, I'd be immortal and invulnerable to aches and pains, trauma and disease, aging and death. I should be able to perform nothing less than Class 2 miracles (Class 1 being the ability to create whole universes). I should have ready access to 72 virgins of at least movie actress moxie, and be able to service them all without any thought of performance anxiety. (these should all be inherent in Class 2 miracle qualifications anyway)
Anything short of this should be flaws, big time.
Flint · 30 December 2005
I should think if I were created in the image of the Christian God, I'd be immortal and invulnerable to aches and pains, trauma and disease, aging and death. I should be able to perform nothing less than Class 2 miracles (Class 1 being the ability to create whole universes). I should have ready access to 72 virgins of at least movie actress moxie, and be able to service them all without any thought of performance anxiety. (these should all be inherent in Class 2 miracle qualifications anyway)
Anything short of this should be flaws, big time.
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
OT followup:
7 hours after infection by the latest trojan exploit of XP; I'm finally getting a handle on the last traces of it.
I have spent a lot of time repairing PC's and networks for money for many years, and this is the worst infection I have ever seen.
It's documented here:
http://www.informationweek.com/news/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=175701152
fair warning - make sure your anti-spyware AND anti-virus proggies are up to date, and avoid any strange websites until MS releases a patch.
again, this only applies to those using XP; other MS OS's and other OS's in general don't apply.
cheers
Flint · 30 December 2005
I should think if I were created in the image of the Christian God, I'd be immortal and invulnerable to aches and pains, trauma and disease, aging and death. I should be able to perform nothing less than Class 2 miracles (Class 1 being the ability to create whole universes). I should have ready access to 72 virgins of at least movie actress moxie, and be able to service them all without any thought of performance anxiety. (these should all be inherent in Class 2 miracle qualifications anyway)
Anything short of this should be flaws, big time.
Larry Fafarman · 30 December 2005
Larry Fafarman · 30 December 2005
Larry Fafarman · 30 December 2005
Flint · 30 December 2005
This site has gone nuts again. Genuinely terrible software.
Ed Darrell · 30 December 2005
Not necessarily bad design, but there was a bright and inventive high school biology teacher in Austin, Texas, who came up with a list of questions that intelligent design cannot answer, but that evolution can.
Now, if only I can find that list . . .
Larry Fafarman · 30 December 2005
SORRY, FOLKS, MY MULTIPLE POSTS (THREE) WERE NOT INTENTIONAL. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE WAY THE SYSTEM IS OPERATING. I AM CAREFUL TO CLICK JUST ONCE ON THE "POST" BUTTON, BUT SOMETIMES I GET MORE THAN ONE POST.
PvM · 30 December 2005
PvM · 30 December 2005
The software is being upgraded right now. Some functionality may be lacking and some instability may be observed.
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
Ed Darrell · 30 December 2005
Here's the list.
Stephen Bratteng of Austin put this together: Here are questions that evolution can answer, but intelligent design cannot:
1. Why does giving vitamin and mineral supplements to undernourished anemic individuals cause so many of them to die of bacterial infections.
2. Why did Dr. Heimlich have to develop a maneuver to dislodge food particles from people's wind pipes?
3. Why does each of your eyes have a blind spot and strong a tendency toward retinal detachment? But a squid whose eyesight is just as 10 sharp does not have these flaws?
4. Why are depression and obesity at epidemic levels in the United States.
5. When Europeans came to the Americas, why did 90 percent of the Native Americans die of European diseases but not many Europeans died of American diseases?
6. Why do pregnant women get morning sickness?
7. Why do people in industrialized countries have a greater tendency to get Crohn's disease and asthma?
8. Why does malaria still kill over a million people each year?
9. Why are so many of the product Depends sold each year.
10. Why do people given antidiarrheal medication take twice as long to recover from dysentery as untreated ones?
11. Why do people of European descent have a fairly high frequency of an allele that can make them resistant to HIV infection?
12. And close to home: Why do older men often have urinary problems?
13. And why do so many people in Austin get cedar fever?
Arden Chatfield · 30 December 2005
Ed:
Is there a list of answers to those questions available somewhere on the web? I tried googling that list and couldn't find anything. I'm curious to hear all the answers.
roger tang · 30 December 2005
Why should people have to read the whole goddam opinion to find what is supposed to be in the order?
Because not everyone are lazy idiots like you. This is how legal opinions are written
Don't like that answer? How about this one---Not everyone is a dishonest hack like you who like to quote mine parts of the decision to try to distort it.
Stop being a lazy ass and do your homework.
Larry Fafarman · 30 December 2005
roger tang · 30 December 2005
Who are you anyway, PvM? How come I see your name as the author of so many of the opening comments of these comment threads? Why is there apparently no way for me to start a new thread if I am so inclined? On the AOL message boards, any AOL member can start a new thread. In a Google group I belong to, any registered user can start a new thread. Does Panda's Thumb have members who have special privileges?
Yes. They're called owners and People Who Run This Blog. You do know what a blog is, right? And you know the different ways they operate, right?
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
Flint · 30 December 2005
Ed Darrell:
I'm not sure I see the distinction. Why isn't "goddidit" as adequate an ID answer to these questions as to any other questions? Granted, evolutionary theory provides *detailed, coherent* answers to these questions, but surely that's not a requirement.
Meanwhile, I see Larry is still struggling to misconstrue the decision in his favor. Apparently this is easier in his mind if he reads only a single page of the decision. After all, all those other pages don't actually mean or say anything, do they? Of course not. That's all noise. The actual *decision* says only what Larry wants to believe it says. That's all that's required, right? Maybe if Jones weren't a Lutheran, he'd have some clue what he wrote, eh?
Flint · 30 December 2005
sir toejam:
Please, make an effort to understand the difference between your and you're. Hint: the second is two words. If you were to spell them out rather than attempt a contraction, you wouldn't bungle the contraction so regularly.
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
oh please, flint. it's late. surely you can find something more productive to comment on than my typos? especially when you automatically make the assumption i don't know the difference.
I can understand if it's a personal pet peeve of yours, but assuming i don't know the difference borders on insulting.
don't go there.
Flint · 30 December 2005
sir toejam:
Yes, I confess it's a pet peeve. It is NOT a typo on your part, however; you've been in flagrant violation of the rules of apostrophe usage for some while now. If you DO know the difference, then you are merely admitting to carelessness. Is that what you really want to do?
Here's a proposal: make no contractions. Spell them out. This will protect you against the deadly "it's" (which is NOT a possessive, it's a contraction), which you haven't got right yet.
Incidentally, I think nearly every point you make is right on target. No rational person can fault your content. So why demean it with carelessness? Language and presentation matter.
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
er, change guitly to guilty :p
Larry Fafarman · 30 December 2005
Larry Fafarman · 30 December 2005
k.e. · 30 December 2005
Larry time for an update
What is the mental disease where reality in not properly processed by the mind?
By the way you lost, stop crying and go home.
Tim Hague · 30 December 2005
Nice to see some irrational criticism of the UK in the depths of this thread. No, the UK does not have a separation of the church and the state, yet - bizarrely - the UK is a lot less religious than the US.
I've said this before, but for those who might have missed it, I think the less fundamental part of the US populace should be pushing very hard to have religion taught in public schools - comparative religion that is. Teach all the religions on an equal footing. Turn all the 'teach the controversy' and 'it is only fair to hear all sides' arguments around and stuff them back down the throats of the fundies.
Paul Flocken · 30 December 2005
Larry,
PvM is PvM's real name. They are the initials of Pim van Meurs. Something you would know if you had bothered to learn something of the website you have polluted with so much manure.
Paul Flocken · 30 December 2005
Tim,
I've always thought that it's because Americans had their religious freedom handed to them on a silver platter, where Europeans had to earn theirs by blood. Oceans of it. Therefore fundametalist types don't really know what religious oppression truly is and by extension don't know what freedom really is. Well, off to work. Check in this afternoon.
Sincerely,
Paul
Corkscrew · 30 December 2005
Regards Sir Toejam's off-topic info about spyware infections that use the new WMF vulnerability:
You don't have to use a different operating system to be immune, you just have to use the firefox browser. Which currently is far better than IE on other grounds too*. Plus you'd be helping Open Source gain popularity and contributing to the death of the evil Microsoft empire (my pet causes #32 and #47 respectively).
I should point out that it is possible to be infected if you're using firefox, but only by actually downloading the .wmf file and opening it manually. If you're dumb enough to do this despite knowing about the exploit, you're on your own :P
*usability, functionality, extensibility, standards compliance, innovation (the new CANVAS tag, for example), security, non-evilness etc
Grey Wolf · 30 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 30 December 2005
jim · 30 December 2005
I've had a book published too. Well only 4 copies were made, but one of those copies made it into the Library of Congress :).
Of course my book has nothing to do with biology!
Numerical Investigation of Equilibrium Chemistry of Hydrogen Injection into a Supersonic Combustion Ramjet
AC · 30 December 2005
Larry Fafarman · 30 December 2005
Mark Decker · 30 December 2005
KL · 30 December 2005
Larry! You're back! Need to know your alma mater(s), Buddy. Got another batch of recommendation letters going out.
Gav · 30 December 2005
Tim Hague commented the "the UK does not have a separation of the church and the state".
More picky than relevant, but it does: despite the forces of antidisestablishmentarianism the Anglican church was disestablished in Ulster around 1870 and in Wales some 50 years later.
[Apologies Tim but I couldn't miss an opportunity to use the word antidisestablishmentarianism. There, I've done it again. Hooray!]
Alexey Merz · 30 December 2005
MaxOblivion · 30 December 2005
Guys the troll is obviously just laughing and has no intention of addressing any of the points made to him. Dont waste your time here. Its typical creationist strategy,
10 IGNORE arguments against claims
20 MAKE new claims
30 GOTO 10
SteveF · 30 December 2005
He's a holocaust denier? I wonder if he is a kinist too?
pough · 30 December 2005
Mr Christopher · 30 December 2005
Larry Fafarman · 30 December 2005
i like latin · 30 December 2005
Mark already posted the definition of criticism.
Here are the other two definitions needed.
Disparagement: To speak of in a slighting or disrespectful way; belittle.
To reduce in esteem or rank
Denigrate
to attack the character or reputation of; speak ill of; defame
Oh and on the Evolution is a hoax thingy and the whole rest of this long discussion. Perhaps, in Larry's case this could all be classifed as Argumentum Ad Consequentiam.
Mark Decker · 30 December 2005
For me, his Holocaust denial just further reinforces my low opinion of Creationists.
I missed this disgusting behavior from him...links?
k.e. · 30 December 2005
Arden Chatfield · 30 December 2005
Ubernatural · 30 December 2005
AC · 30 December 2005
John C. · 30 December 2005
I am a friend of Larry Fafarman. I am posting this message on his behalf. He wrote the message.
John C.
=============================================
From Larry Fafarman --
My last post has been "temporarily" blocked because I am an alleged "abusive" commenter.
There is definitely a double standard here. On this website, I am regularly called an idiot, lazy, a fundy, pathetic, etc.. A large percentage of the responses I get are not polite. I try to stay polite myself, but there is just so much of this stuff that I can take lying down. I was not given the exact reason why I was bumped, but I suspect it was because I called another commenter a "stupid moron." But that commenter had called me lazy, an idiot, and a dishonest hacker. How many commenters have been bumped for sending abusive posts to me?
Furthermore, bumping me might have caused the loss of a lot of text if I were not in the habit of saving my text before submitting it.
I was considering sending my last post under a different name and email address, but it would have been obvious who it was from and that would have gotten me into even more trouble.
I would like to know when I can start posting again so I can send the rebuttal that was blocked.
I will make a deal -- I will be civil in my posts if others will be civil in their responses to my posts. Is that unreasonable?
k.e. · 30 December 2005
Larry whined
Furthermore, bumping me might have caused the loss of a lot of text if I were not in the habit of saving my text before submitting it.
add incompetent
Mr Christopher · 30 December 2005
Guys here is something to think about. At this point the majority of posts are directed at Larry or by Larry. Larry has demonstrated he has no intention of understanding the issue at hand. He demonstrates a lack of fundamental reading/comprehension skills and he obviously has an agenda. He is not here to learn or share information or use reason to find a worthwhile conclusion. Nor has he offered any credible criticisms.
I saw him over at LJWord prior to him showing up here and people went round and round with him for days/weeks over the identical issues and complaints. He didn't "get it" over there any more than he is getting it here.
I fed him a few times and you are free to feed him as well. But you'd be wise to hold a funeral for any fantasies you might have that Larry is going to at some point understand what you are saying.
Some of the well written and thought out responses to Larry would be easy for a 9 year old to comprehend. We're talking about intelligent design creationism here and a court ruling, not rocket science. Larry is still having a hard time distinguishing between terms like "criticise" and "denigrate or disparage".
He lacks an ability to see the flaw in his own arguement(s) and finds a simple 139 page document intellectually overwhelming. Then he claims his doubts about evolution are being magnified because people aren't treating his idiotic notions with more respect.
Read his posts and the many responses. This is not someone who is seeking a better understanding or even bringing up good points or criticisms, this is someone who is trolling for reactions. If anything in his delusional world he is convincing us that we are mistaken.
His notion that some of the conduct here makes him doubt evolution is even more is quite revealing. What does he want us to do, get on our knees and beg him to give evolution a chance? Who cares what Larry believes or doubts? What difference does his opinion make?
I'm glad we don't have people like Larry on our side. I am glad he is an intelligent design creationist.
Anyhow...Based on what I have seen of Larry at another site this back and forth with him will go on for weeks if not months if we keep feeding him.
As I said, who cares what he thinks? He is one grain of sand on a beach the size of California. Only a hard core intelligent design creationist could stand more than 5 minutes with him. Does anyone have the ARN forum link we could point him to where he could find his intellectual equals?
Don't get me wrong, there is a weird pleasure in making fun of the intelligent design creationist ideas, but keep in mind this guy is never going to get it no matter how simple it is explained to him.
No one here is going to "save" Larry or convince him of anything. He is not going to ever "come around". If he was looking for intellectual "truth" he would have found it in the first couple of responses.
If we are not careful he will end up in every thread here and post the same intellectual feces that he was expelled in this one.
Anyhow...
Alexey Merz · 30 December 2005
gregonomic · 30 December 2005
MaxOblivion · 30 December 2005
Mr Christopher is 100% correct This larry dude is a typical internet troll. He exhibits all aspects of trollism.
By feeding him you are wasting your time and giving him satsisfaction.
Dont waste your time.
Mr Christopher · 30 December 2005
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
UnMark · 30 December 2005
Regarding a list of "issues" with human physiology, this was posted to a forum I frequent:
http://www.felbers.net/fa/2005/11/25/designing-women-and-men/
To attempt to bring this thread back closer to the original topic, I had asked in my previous post, and recieved no reply, whether or not all this slandering of Judge Jones by the likes of the DI is grounds for libel charges. I'm not a lawyer by any stretch of the imagination, so I don't know what constitutes legal grounds for such charges. (Although I do realize that libel and slander charges usually only make the lawyers rich....)
Best regards.
drakvl · 30 December 2005
Everyone's calling Judge Jones a great man, a sage beyond his time, because he made a rational decision on this one case. This is something which I am finding slightly annoying, and have decided to speak about. Really, he did his job. Besides, with such a thorough job the attorneys for the plaintiffs did of making their case, combined with bad decisions on the part of the defense attorneys, it seems that Judge Jones made the only decision which was rational in light of the evidence.
I'm trying to think of an example of an issue which seems obvious (at least to me) what the rational decision is, and on which we do not know Judge Jones's opinions, but sadly, I can only think of those politically charged issues, such as gay marriage and the humanness of an embryo (as it relates to abortion, stem-cell research, and the morning-after pill). So, going with the latter topic: we don't know what, before a huge case in which it is pointed out that the fetus doesn't even have a brain for a month (I think that's the timescale) -- or that fertilization of the egg doesn't even occur for a couple days! (thank you, Discovery Health Channel), Judge Jones's opinions on such a topic would be. At best, we can really only credit Judge Jones for making a rational decision based on the information given by the attorneys on both sides -- that is, we can only credit him for being good at his job. I personally think the status of "real hero(es) of this case" would be more properly bestowed on, say, the attorneys for the plaintiffs. Though I will give the judge kudos for compiling a work which pulls together all sorts of arguments against evolutionary theory, along with well-reasoned refutations.
Steviepinhead · 30 December 2005
Ah, the myths that abound about lawyers, not that West is helping things out here! In any event, no one is going to get rich trying to sue West--for free speech-vigorous public debate purposes, the Supreme Court has made it very difficult to libel or slander a public figure involved in a controversial, newsworthy topic.
It would be like trying to sue me for suggesting that Bush (or Clinton, or Reagan, or Carter, or Ford, or Nixon, or Johnson, or Kennedy, or...) was a consummate idiot.
Assuming a basic lack of integrity on the part of the loser, the most predictable thing that the losing side says about a judge is to accuse him or her of bias, "activism," etc.
I can assure you that Judge Jones is inured to this kind of behavior. Indeed, he expected it and predicted it in his opinion.
The more West whines, lies, exaggerates, evades, and goes through every stage of a fit of the vapors, the more he reveals himself and his associates for the losers that they are. The point of unmasking his petulance is not to lay the groundwork for suing him, but just to confirm to any doubters that West is indeed what we have always claimed him to be--a dishonest and morally repugnant scam artist.
Larry Fafarman · 30 December 2005
gwangung · 30 December 2005
Everyone's calling Judge Jones a great man, a sage beyond his time, because he made a rational decision on this one case. This is something which I am finding slightly annoying, and have decided to speak about. Really, he did his job.
Which really DOES deserves all the praise, given the haphazard record of appointees of this administration.
Sir_Toejam · 30 December 2005
Larry; go HERE:
http://www.arn.org/
and stay there, would ya?
RupertG · 30 December 2005
Anyone who thinks criticism is indistinguishable from denigration is incapable of rational argument, which requires one without the other. It would be unfair to them to pretend otherwise.
R
Arden Chatfield · 30 December 2005
Mr Christopher · 30 December 2005
I think probably most reasonable people expected intelligent design creationism to lose in the Dover trial. Anyone who read the testimony could see how flawed and un-scientific the IDC "theory" is and also how underhanded the Board had been.
I think the "shock and awe" (extensive Jones praise) regarding Jones's ruling has to do with how thorough and well crafted the ruling was. That was not something I had expected.
Evolution and biology are not easy topics to follow for us laymen, we have to read some parts a few times :-) Yet Jones displayed an exceptional grasp and understanding of complex subjects in addition to his legal expertise.
True, he was only doing his job but I don't think many people expected such a thorough and well thought out ruling thus the new Jones Fan Club.
Maybe one day if West tires of his campaign of character assasination or runs out of nasty things to say about Jones he might actually read the ruling. Maybe.
AC · 30 December 2005
Those "two prohibitions" are not "strangely omitted" from the order. The statement itself is nothing but a denigration of evolution, and the order prohibits the "ID Policy", which is both religiously motivated and not an alternative scientific theory. It is unreasonable to expect the order to be a copy-and-paste of the preceeding 138 pages. The order boils them down to actions which must result from them. It is the sum, the bottom line.
These prohibitions do not apply to "teaching ID in non-science classes", in the sense of presenting the idea of ID the way religions are presented in a comparative religion class. They also don't apply to "teaching criticisms of evolution other than ID", because scientific criticism of any theory belongs in a science class. If ID were scientific, and if the Dover "ID Policy" was not tantamount to character assassination, there wouldn't be a problem.
I emphasize "scientific criticism" to note the contrast between science and non-science, and between criticism and denigration. The Dover "ID Policy" aimed to blur both distinctions in an unconstitutional way. Thus the ruling.
Judge Jones did his job well. This is a comment on law and legal procedure - nothing more. You can disagree with the law, or the procedure, or snotty atheists, or science, et cetera, ad infinitum. They are separate issues, and they do not refute the simple fact: Judge Jones did his job well.
Mark Decker · 30 December 2005
The problem seems to really be that, despite his not being a lawyer nor having any clue as to what constitutes a good or bad legal decision, Larry is pontificating to us as if he had a clue. This is exactly what West, also not a lawyer, is doing. But Larry doesn't have a clue, as it has been demonstrated by numerous people numerous times how clear and unambiguous this ruling is (and he doesn't even have a clue about the meaning of basic words).
Furthermore, lawyers who have examined the ruling (minus DI shills) have not had any such reservations about its meaning. Were it really that ambiguous, you can bet that legal experts from all over the map would be jumping on it. They're clearly not doing so.
Moses · 30 December 2005
John C. · 30 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 30 December 2005
Larry Fafarman · 30 December 2005
If you think that West's defamation of Judge Jones was bad, what about Pat Buchanan's reference to Jones as a "Neanderthal" ? LOL
"The Dover defeat notwithstanding, the pendulum is clearly swinging back. Darwinism is on the defensive. For, as Tom Bethell, author of 'The Politically Incorrect Guide to Science,' reminds us, there is no better way to make kids curious about 'intelligent design' than to have some Neanderthal forbid its being mentioned in biology class."
Steviepinhead · 30 December 2005
Ugh. It's ba-aa-aa-ck!
Tice with a J · 30 December 2005
Larry Fafarman · 30 December 2005
Flint · 30 December 2005
Arden Chatfield · 30 December 2005
jim · 30 December 2005
Thank goodness someone had the sense to believe in the FSM. Otherwise as we cleaned up piracy, we'd doom the Earth to become a run-away hothouse (think Venus).
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 31 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 31 December 2005
Sir_Toejam · 31 December 2005
I couldn't successfully google this. Can someone tell me where Larry dropped this little bon mot?
someone posted the links to lalalarry's musings either in this thread or the other one lalalarry beat himself senseless in.
quick check reveals it must be in the other thread; just look for the thread with the most posts in the last week.
Sir_Toejam · 31 December 2005
Larry; go HERE:
http://www.arn.org/
and stay there, would ya?
Sir_Toejam · 31 December 2005
All I ever really needed to know about life, I learned playing D&D. :)
do you still play?
I think the ruleset is up to version 3.5 now.
jim · 31 December 2005
I just bought 4 of the v3.5 books for my eldest child. I still have the original v1.0 AD&D hardbound books and even one of the paper (D&D) copies printed before that.
Sir_Toejam · 31 December 2005
Sir_Toejam · 31 December 2005
god, i'm getting tired. make that YOUR kid, not you're kid. i think someone's gonna hit me for typing that.
Alexey Merz · 31 December 2005
Whap.
Sir_Toejam · 31 December 2005
thanks, i needed that.
Larry Fafarman · 31 December 2005
Some commenters here have been asking other commenters to not answer my posts. That is very bad form. I don't do that to other commenters. Individual commenters here should decide for themselves whether my posts are worth answering (obviously, a lot of commenters have decided that my posts are worth answering).
Also, a lot of the responses to my posts just say that I don't know what I am talking about and that I don't listen to the responses I get. In contrast, I try to answer specific arguments that others raise.
The strategy here is obvious. Some commenters are trying to discredit my arguments by making me the issue.
Larry Fafarman · 31 December 2005
Some commenters here have been asking other commenters to not answer my posts. That is very bad form. I don't do that to other commenters. Individual commenters here should decide for themselves whether my posts are worth answering (obviously, a lot of commenters have decided that my posts are worth answering).
Also, a lot of the responses to my posts just say that I don't know what I am talking about and that I don't listen to the responses I get. In contrast, I try to answer specific arguments that others make.
The strategy here is obvious. Some commenters are trying to discredit my arguments by making me the issue.
Larry Fafarman · 31 December 2005
Some commenters here have been asking other commenters to not answer my posts. That is very bad form. I don't do that to other commenters. Individual commenters here should decide for themselves whether my posts are worth answering (obviously, a lot of commenters have decided that my posts are worth answering).
Also, a lot of the responses to my posts just say that I don't know what I am talking about and that I don't listen to the responses I get. In contrast, I try to answer specific arguments that others make.
The strategy here is obvious. Some commenters are trying to discredit my arguments by making me the issue.
Larry Fafarman · 31 December 2005
SORRY, FOLKS, FOR THE MULTIPLE RESPONSES. THE REASON THIS TIME IS THAT I WAS DESIGNATED AN "ABUSIVE" COMMENTER (BECAUSE I HAD THE TEMERITY TO ANSWER IN KIND TO THE ABUSIVE POSTS DIRECTED AT ME), AND SO WHEN I TRY POSTING I SOMETIMES GET A MESSAGE THAT MY POSTS ARE TEMPORARILY BLOCKED AND THAT I SHOULD SUBMIT MY POST LATER. SO I SUBMIT MY POST LATER BUT AFTERWARDS FIND THAT MY PREVIOUS SUBMISSIONS OF THE POST HAVE SHOWN UP AS WELL.
Alexey Merz · 31 December 2005
PvM · 31 December 2005
MaxOblivion · 31 December 2005
Lol the stupidity of this guy knows no bounds.
But yeah please dont feed the troll.
Larry Fafarman · 31 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 31 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 31 December 2005
Larry, your side lost.
Unless you have something new to say, please shut up and go away. Thanks.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 31 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 31 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 31 December 2005
By the way, Happy New Year, everyone.
And remember, don't drink while you're driving --- you'll spill your drink that way.
:)
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 31 December 2005
Paul Flocken · 31 December 2005
Lenny,
I just went to the PT homepage to scan the recent comments. Of the ten eight were yours. I've had little running personal bet with myself for a while now about when I would see all ten with your name. Your getting close man. Try a little harder. Honestly, it seems a little like PT is become little more than all Lenny, all the time.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 31 December 2005
Is that an observation, or a complaint?
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 31 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 31 December 2005
Paul Flocken · 31 December 2005
Up until the last statement, I was only trying to be funny. More observation than complaint. There is always enough interesting things here to read that it's not like you're interfering. And of course at the moment you've got nothing on LaLaLarry for intrusiveness.
This of course from someone who has been intrusive at times too.
Sincerely,
Paul
Steve S · 31 December 2005
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Steve S · 31 December 2005
Weird. I just posted three comments as fast as the browser would let me, without getting the error message.
Alan Fox · 31 December 2005
Steve S · 31 December 2005
True, there's not much to do now except celebrate, and it's the perfect time of year. Judge Jones's 139-page supernova burns brightly in the sky, and we can all get tore up and have a good time celebrating the Discovery Institute's Waterloo.
Sadly, we can't play a drinking game where you do a shot every time Dembski bans someone for disagreeing with him, because he took his ball and ran home and is now crying and pounding his fists into the bed.
GvlGeologist · 31 December 2005
Has anyone noticed that in comment #66190, "John C." says
"As I explained (Comment #66074, of this thread)"?
Looking back at comment #66074, it is authored by Larry Fafarman. But in comment #66029, we see:
"I am a friend of Larry Fafarman. I am posting this message on his behalf. He wrote the message.
John C."
So what's going on here? Are John C. and Larry the same person, is John C. still allowing Larry to post under his name, or is it that John C. just can't remember if he or his friend made the comment?
I think a clarification is in order:
Under "Panda's Thumb Comment Integrity Policy", I see:
6. Posting under multiple identities or falsely posting as someone else may lead to removal of affected comments and blocking of the IP address from which those comments were posted, at the discretion of the management.
Just thought you'd all be interested.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 31 December 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 31 December 2005
steve s · 31 December 2005
You mean like "Partial Observer"?
steve s · 31 December 2005
Larry Fafarman · 31 December 2005
roger Tang · 31 December 2005
Sockpuppeting has long been a creationist standard.
Given Larry's recent whining about his lack of comrades here, it is no surprise to me if he decided to bring a few of his imaginary friends.
Well, no surprise, given the extensive history of clumsy liars among the lesser lights of creationists; when even the leaders like West make such easily discovered lies, it's no surprise that the followers make such stupid lies.
k.e. · 31 December 2005
Larry you still have everything backwards you said
If Larry read Larry's posts as carefully for Larry's ideas as Larry do(oes) for searching for violations of the site rules, maybe Larry could at least make a futile attempt at countering PT arguments.
Boy.... you should have no trouble dealing with this.
For 'SwiftBoating' West for The Discovery [of muck on political opponents and media mind control] Institute
For 'SwiftBoating' West for Creationism(Brainwashing) renamed to 'SwiftBoating' Design by the 'SwiftBoating' Designer.
For Larry for being the perfect target.
k.e. · 31 December 2005
But heh Larry's a professional looser so he has to take their side.
Dey evn hve der own song.
Way down South dem gud old days they're not Fogotten
Whopping n*gg*rs and pick'n cotten
Oh... Dem gud old days back 'ome.
k.e. · 31 December 2005
Here is the whole song
http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/dixie.htm
GvlGeologist · 31 December 2005
Re Larry's #66442:
If it was an innocent mistake, I apologise for the implication. I did say "I think a clarification is in order" - part of the quote that was left out by Larry (what a surprise).
Having said that...
Larry said:
"maybe you could at least make a futile attempt at countering my arguments."
Why should I make a futile attempt when there have been so many successful attempts already? The fact that you don't understand these refutations doesn't negate the fact that you have been repeatedly refuted here.
Sir_Toejam · 31 December 2005
Larry. ARN. GO!
tfordon · 31 December 2005
Mark Decker · 31 December 2005
"As for commenters who have disparaged my knowledge of the law --- I have appealed to the US Supreme Court twice as a pro se (self-represented) litigant. If you think that is easy, I suggest that you try it."
Big fat whoop-de-doo. Being a self-represented litigant in a case hardly requires much knowledge of the law, and it certainly doesn't connote that one is able to read and understand legal opinions. All it really requires is for one to be able to fill out the proper paperwork to file an appeal.
How did those Supreme Court cases go, btw? Did they even hear them?
Sir_Toejam · 31 December 2005
Larry Fafarman · 31 December 2005
k.e. · 1 January 2006
Larry Barf.again .....the professional looser says
Larry really did not have a snowball's chance in hell, but appealing to the Supreme Court/PT/anything Larry disagrees with... was a good exercise.
In what Larry ?
Out of the mouths of babies... Larry projects his inner delusion ......a snowball in hell
gwangung · 1 January 2006
Big fat whoop-de-doo. Being a self-represented litigant in a case hardly requires much knowledge of the law, and it certainly doesn't connote that one is able to read and understand legal opinions. All it really requires is for one to be able to fill out the proper paperwork to file an appeal.
And asserting one is a party to a case takes even less. Just a big mouth.
Sounds like Mr. West and other ID supporters. All mouth, no knowledge.
Andrew McClure · 1 January 2006
Johnny C?
"Nny" for short, right?
Mark Decker · 1 January 2006
Mark Decker · 1 January 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 1 January 2006
gwangung · 1 January 2006
I have appealed to the US Supreme Court twice as a pro se (self-represented) litigant.
And I have LOTS of support in e-mail.
Larry Fafarman · 1 January 2006
jim · 1 January 2006
*snicker*
ben · 1 January 2006
Larry would have us think that no matter how incompetent a group of attorneys might be, they could prevail in a case where the law was clearly against them, as long as there were enough of them. If that was the case, and given that the TMLC was obviously looking for this exact lawsuit to defend, why didn't TMLC just show us with more free lawyers as though this was some sort of playground rumble? Maybe with your SCOTUS experience you know more than they do and should have piped up before things got to where they are now. You could have saved DASD a million bucks.
Insofar as the number of lawyers on each side is relevant, it looks to me like both sides (ACLU and TMLC) used the number of gratis lawyers they thought was the right number, and insofar as the numbers game matters, TMLC picked the wrong number. If DASD didn't like the idea of paying for however much legal $ would be run up in defending the case, they shouldn't have taken the TMLC's advice to promulgate the doomed policy.
Larry, maybe when you appealed to SCOTUS and lost, you should have just hired more lawyers, since you apparently think that's the most important factor in deciding the outcome.
roger Tang · 1 January 2006
OK, let me put it this way ---- you and others here are just plain jealous because I was able to spot flaws in the opinion that you people did not notice.
No, we are being entertained by an obvious troll TRYING to argue seriously on this issue.
Keep trying. Some elements of the truth would be more helpful.
Andrew McClure · 1 January 2006
steve s · 1 January 2006
I come here for the comedy, I tell people. Let me be specific in this instance.
A creationist (and possible holocaust denier, I'm not sure, that's what others here are saying) comes here and calls the judge a jackass because he didn't treat as priveledged testimony which is not priveledged for three different reasons. He makes claims about what the opinion says, yet admits he hasn't read it. He says alternately that the ACLU ran up an unjustified legal bill which unfairly punishes the district, yet the judge should have waited on the next election "So what if this would have resulted in the loss of a lot of time and money to the parties involved? Judges cause such big losses all the time by dismissing cases because of technicalities." He misunderstands the academic definition of 'criticism'.
And then, in the coup de grace, he says we're just jealous of his brilliant analysis.
Only Seinfeld at its best can compete with this level of comedy.
bill · 1 January 2006
I've been away for a few days but I see that Larry is still in the limelight.
Larry, what a swell guy. He typlifies the creationist. Dedicated. Stalwart. Unmoved. Above reproach.
I'm sure we all want to be like Larry. Such scholarship! Such ethics. A fine, upstanding leading light of the community. Thank you, Larry, you're an inspiration to us all. Rhally, you are.
Yes, we all want to be like Larry, don't we?
And just in case, dear reader, you think this is totally a joke, just imagine "Larry" in your school district. Imagine "Larry" derailing your science program. Imagine "Larry" setting the moral compass for your community. Imagine "Larry" in control of your life.
Yeah, "Larry" is funny, but he's like funny-scary.
Here's to 2006: don't give an inch.
Larry Fafarman · 2 January 2006
PvM · 2 January 2006
Arden Chatfield · 2 January 2006
steve s · 2 January 2006
Why should he learn what attorneys charge, Arden, since he's kicking so much butt without it?
;-)
Red Mann · 2 January 2006
Kevin from NYC · 2 January 2006
"I am a friend of Larry Fafarman"
errr " I am Larry Fafarman using a free computer at the library"
steve s · 2 January 2006
LOL
Arden Chatfield · 2 January 2006
gwangung · 2 January 2006
Indeed. 5-6 or however many days ago, Larry started out here ranting about the total legal illegitimacy and unconstitutionality of Jones's Dover verdict. After several days of being systematically dismantled here, he's now reduced to completely irrelevant whines about how lawyers almost certainly charge too much, even tho he doesn't actually know how much they charge.
Hey, I know comedy....and THAT was just sublime.....
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 2 January 2006
Arden Chatfield · 2 January 2006
Larry Fafarman · 3 January 2006
Sir_Toejam · 3 January 2006
gwangung · 3 January 2006
Instead of just finding fault with me, why don't you make a constructive contribution to this discussion?
That IS a constructive contribution; dealing with ignorance is always a positive thing.
And we have so much ignorance to deal with here....
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 3 January 2006
Oh well, at least having everyone shoot at Larry prevents us from pointlessly shooting at each other. (shrug)
AC · 3 January 2006
This is the last time I'm going to point this out. I am not employed as the eternal tour guide of obviousness.
The order in the Kitzmiller case refers to the "ID Policy". This term is defined, on the first two pages of the document, as the sum of two things: the October 18, 2004 Dover School Board resolution and the resulting oral statement to be read before the ninth grade biology class. Furthermore, the entire text of both the resolution and the statement are contained on the first two pages of the document. The use of a short term as a substitute for a long, detailed description is standard legal practice.
So, where is the ambiguity? I already looked in the box, but all I found was a dead cat.
jim · 3 January 2006
steve s · 3 January 2006
I wonder if the individual board members can be sued for some kind of negligence. After all, it was their actions which invalidated the insurance policy and exposed the district to those million-dollar costs.
jim · 3 January 2006
I read an article on an investigation into whether the DASD could sue the previous individual members for something like "violating the public trust or acting outside the authority of the board". However, I wasn't sure of the reliability of that source and no longer remember the specifics or the reference.
Larry Fafarman · 3 January 2006
Mr Christopher · 3 January 2006
This is comical, so lalaLarry's latest beef is the amount charged by plaintiff's legal counsel? And they had too many people working on the case?
When does this guy stop whining?
More imporatantly when will people here stop feeding him? No doubt lalaLarry is laffing his arse off at most of the people here who he keep taking his bait.
Amusing how someone so utterly mindless can completely control a science blog.
Chris
Sir_Toejam · 3 January 2006
I'm not gonna stop, Lalalarry.
have you tried ARN yet?
Sir_Toejam · 3 January 2006
Steviepinhead · 3 January 2006
Hi, Larry. I'm baacckk from the holidays myself now (man, that turkey was good!) and I notice that you're still here.
And that you're still a maroon.
Have you had a new thought that you want to tell us about? Otherwise, why are you still talking?
And while AI'm on the subject, have you had a new thought in, say, the last month? Year? Decade?
On any topic whatsoever?
Didn't think so...
PvM · 4 January 2006